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How do you break up with a guy when you're just not sure why you want to do it?
Q. I really liked his guy and then when i started to date him I stopped he he done nothing wrong but I don't like him anymore and I have no clue why but I am going to break up with him cause I dont like him anymore how do I do it (break up with him) ...
A. 11 May 2008: I think that you should just be honest and tell him that this isn't working for you anymore. Don't keep his hopes up or tell him that you can be friends - that is just a cruel hoax. Some good lines are as follows - "I'm not interested in ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: That was quite the eyeful. All the barbie outfits in the world couldn't make that pretty. EEwwwh!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: I don't know Phil! Send us a couple of pictures to compare them and I'll put them in the spank bank with the one from Waz!
How do you make a hormone?
Kick her in the shins...... (read in full...)
Should I believe him after he broke the promise the first time, about visiting lap dancing bars?
Q. Hi, My fiance is going out tommorow night to liverpool with a load of guys who want to go to a lap dancing bar, when I first got with my fiance I explained that I do not like these kind of things and he said he didnt like them either and promised...
A. 9 May 2008: One of the Aunties wrote a great response to this type of question recently and I was in total agreement with her. It's one thing to go to a strip club on rare occasions, it's probably expected for a bachelor party, for example. But it's just ... (read in full...)
Please give me some valuable advices on how to this guy?
Q. I had been going out with B right after I broke off with my ex on Feb.Thing started to be complicated and confuse because the only reason he want to be with me is because he is lonely and we both need someone to comfort at the moment.He is 31 years ...
A. 9 May 2008: Oh Hun, I am sorry. It sounds like he wants to have his cake and eat it too. You can't sleep with someone and be jealous of them and then turn around and tell them that you don't love them and have no intention of marrying them. You do realize ... (read in full...)
I have cheated on him several times but we're still together. Do I really love him?
Q. Hi Everyone We have been dating for 2 yrs now, but sometimes i feel like i dont love him, and like he does not love me. I have cheated on him several times but we're still together, and he is the first longest relationship i have ever had. The o...
A. 9 May 2008: You don't love him, you don't trust him, and yet you are sleeping with him. What is wrong with this picture?
If you aren't sure about this any more, it sounds like there are patterns and expectations in this "relationship" that already set in s... (read in full...)
Young and not sure I want to commit yet
Q. I have dated only one guy for my entire high school career. I love him so much. There isn't really as much of a spark anymore, but we still think of each other in a romantic way and we know each other better than anyone else in the world. It's a ...
A. 8 May 2008: It's funny that you should write to us here because in real life, my name is actually Random Forum! Well, it will be by next week when I have it legally changed...
You are young, you are in high school, you don't have a child with this guy, you ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 8 May 2008: MANDY - I've decided not to let my husband read that last joke because I know that he knows where my Barbie doll collection is and I have JUST RUN OUTTA TENNAS AND DEPENDS!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - I just know what he be getting up to if he read that, and ... (read in full...)
How can I avoid having an affair with this woman at work?
Q. I'm married and have a baby but I've been attracted to this woman at work for a few years, and I believe she is attracted to me as well. I don't plan on breaking my marriage vows, but I can't get her off my mind. Any suggestions on how to stop ...
A. 8 May 2008: Most welcome anonymous!!! I guess you got that I was redirecting to you as well as the poster, and yes, it would be nice to hear back from them! I hope that you can come to terms with this pull that you feel towards your colleague. The "grass is ... (read in full...)
I discovered my best friend talking nastily about me in a message, how should I handle this?
Q. me and my bestfriend are really close, we share stuff and there's no privacy in between us cause we're open about everything and show each other everything. so i was on her facebook looking at something she mentioned in class and i was in her inbo...
A. 7 May 2008: The best defense is a good offense, so like you said, she will make a big fuss over the "invasion of privacy" thing, but you already know this. I would argue that no matter how you found out, the fact remains that she was being two-faced and ask ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Nice ones, VegasGirl15! BigSis!!! I love that mood ring joke. My husband didn't - GO FIGURE! But he didn't like the mark on his forehead either! HAHAHAHA!
Foreplay around the world!
Jewish foreplay = 1/2 hour of Begging
Italian foreplay = *... (read in full...)
If I wanted an abortion would the doctor tell my parents?
Q. Just a quick and really weird question but I still would like the answer. If I'm pregnant (still waiting for results) then I really don't want any one to find out at all. So if I went to the doctor and wanted an abortion what procedure would ...
A. 6 May 2008: You and your Mom should go to the Doctor together, Hun. This is not a healthy way to treat yourself emotionally or physically and you should get some counseling to prevent this from happening again. You need to speak with your Mom. If you are ... (read in full...)
How can I avoid having an affair with this woman at work?
Q. I'm married and have a baby but I've been attracted to this woman at work for a few years, and I believe she is attracted to me as well. I don't plan on breaking my marriage vows, but I can't get her off my mind. Any suggestions on how to stop ...
A. 6 May 2008: I thought that you might enjoy this old joke.
When I first got married, I kept a picture of my wife in my pocket. Every time my head was turned by someone else, I took out the picture of my wife. Then a few years passed and the photograph didn... (read in full...)
When did everyone stop masturbating? Or do you still do it?
Q. Hi, just for curiosity, when did everyone stop masturbating? Or do you still do it? I am 36 but stopped when i was about 20ish. Also, when did everyone start. Males and females should answer...
A. 6 May 2008: Did we all stop? Is this like that thing where we turned out all the lights for a hour to promote conservation against global warming? What are we stopping masturbating for? It better be good if I'm giving it up!... (read in full...)
If I wanted an abortion would the doctor tell my parents?
Q. Just a quick and really weird question but I still would like the answer. If I'm pregnant (still waiting for results) then I really don't want any one to find out at all. So if I went to the doctor and wanted an abortion what procedure would ...
A. 6 May 2008: Google "Education for Choice" in Britain. According to their website, even if you are under 16, your confidentiality is protected, BUT, you do know that you have to have someone responsible for you to bring you home and care for you the first day. ... (read in full...)
If a woman says she fancies you, what does that really mean?
Q. if a woman says they fancy you, does that mean they like you? sorry for the vague question!...
A. 6 May 2008: If a woman says that she fancies you and you didn't immediately ask her out, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!! Of course she likes you!!!!!!!! I think in Monopoly, that's called hitting "Free ... (read in full...)
My boyfriend says there are hotter girls than me. How can I feel better about myself now?
Q. My boyfriend and I have been going through a rough patch lately... I asked him if he was still with me just because of the sex (because it seems it's the time he enjoys the most when he's with me), so he said: "Look, there are hotter girls tha...
A. 6 May 2008: Did you actually reread the "part" where you wrote what he actually "Declared?" - because that was a DECLARATION, Honestly!!!!!!! (That was actually the part where you should have jumped him and told him that you would have his Babies!!!) The guy ... (read in full...)
He's my first lover, is his size right? what do other girls like?
Q. My boyfriend is 6 in long and 5.5 in thick. Is that enough to give me optimal pleasure? He is the only person I've been with, so I don't have comparison. Is he what you would call average? Would sex feel better with someone of different ...
A. 6 May 2008: The fact is that 75% of women need clitoral stimulation in order to achieve orgasm, and as already stated, your boyfriend is bigger than average. You need to explore other ways to stimulate and satisfy yourself, if the reason why you are asking ... (read in full...)
Is my penis normal?
Q. ok i am 13 coming 14 on 20 of may and my penis is 2 inches not hard, and 5 inchs when hard. I have pubes armpit hair and growing beard and mustache. i am sorta overweight but back to my penis is it normal?...
A. 6 May 2008: Absolutely! 5 to 6 inches is THE average according to most statistics. By the way, Dr. Oz on "Oprah" said that the only that anyone could actually gain penis length is to lose belly fat! AND you can stand to gain about an inch in length! That ... (read in full...)
Any tips on how to boost my energy levels please? I feel selfish and lazy.
Q. i used to be a pretty hyperactive person when i was younger, but as i've entered my teens, i never seem to have any energy. it frustrates me so much as i can't be bothered doing anything about it and feel so selfish and lazy, i try taking tablets to ...
A. 5 May 2008: Hello,
You would be surprised by how normal you are. This sounds like what a lot of teenagers go through, and it's quite perceptive of you to recognise all of these patterns and the fact that it's related to your age. They have done plenty of stud... (read in full...)
After 42 years of marriage my husband unexpectedly left me for a younger woman.
Q. After 42 years of marriage my husband unexpectedly left me for a younger woman. I really did not believe anything was wrong between us, i am totally and utterly heartbroken by his deceit and coldness. It is beyond belief the way that he told me,...
A. 5 May 2008: Oh Honey,
My heart goes out to you. What a cowardly thing to do, tell you in front of your grandchildren, use them as foils, so that you would have to remain composed. Are you sure you want him back? I bet that the sweet young thing isn't goin... (read in full...)
What should I do about a long term admirer? The scenario feels unfinished.
Q. I wonder what should I do about a long term admirer . He sent me a letter saying " I will always be watching you, remember don't forget the happy ending ..." . I was in a relationship at the time and so was he .Neither of us were unfaithful . Since ...
A. 5 May 2008: You did say that you were single, but is he single now as well? If he isn't, it's a little odd and creepy his following you, don't you think? And if he is single, how come he's not making a move? The whole stalker kind of behavior is kind of a ... (read in full...)
Gradually she started hating me...she didn't even give me time to prove myself better!
Q. I love her since last 1 year but she hates me she doesnt even want to befriend me what should i do? i fell in love wid her when she had a bf. her bf betrayed her and i proposed her immediately. but was taken aback another friend of mine also pro...
A. 5 May 2008: At some point, you are going to have to fact facts and give up your pursuit of this woman. She has accepted someone else's proposal. It's not giving up if the person has also told you that they hate you, it's probably the only thing to do, I'm ... (read in full...)
What is the strangest place to have sex?
Q. Sorry for all the questions on here but I enjoy hearing everyone's comments on things, it makes you look at everything so much differently. The world is so diverse it is amazing. But as for my question. Where is the wierdest place any of you...
A. 5 May 2008: On a beach at night generally gets me bitten head to toe by sand fleas and sand in my hoo hoo. On a balcony at night when the kids are sound asleep, or just hidden by tall grass in a pasture tickles my fancy! Hay lofts are sexy too! ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 May 2008: Here' on for the Guys!
RULES THAT GUYS WISH WOMEN KNEW!
If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Anything you wear is fine, Really.
Sometimes, we're not thinking about you, Live with it.
SUNDAY = SPORTS.
Learn how to use the toilet seat, If ... (read in full...)
Aaah! ILaser tag party with my boyfdriend? How can I tell him I don't want to go?
Q. Help! My boyfriend wants me to come to his brother's laser tag party tomorrow, but I'm too embarrassed, and I really don't want to go, but I don't have the heart to just tell him I don't want to go because he'd be really upset! I don't want to li...
A. 4 May 2008: Have you tried it? I think that before you say no, reconsider and try it just once. Then tell him immediately afterwards if you thought it was lame, in private. At least you gave it a shot, LOL!. Being a partner sometimes means stretching ... (read in full...)
I want to be a Model not a Doctor!!
Q. hey everyone i am 19 years old..and i am doing medicine(mbbs)in the first year of school..recently i have lost all my interest in studies and dont want to pursue what i am doin..cause now all my attention is into modelling..i did a few shows and i ...
A. 4 May 2008: If you really want a serious answer to this question, go to the top modeling agency in your country and ask for a five to ten minute interview with the head of the agency. Bring professional photos with you. If you tell them that you are a medical ... (read in full...)
The body mass indicator always says I'm overweight. Are they kidding?!?
Q. I have lost quite a bit of weight, but my problem is my body mass index..i'm 5 feet 8 inches and weigh 180 lbs, and really i'm doing good, i don't have that much fat on my body AT ALL. My weight loss goal is 175, so i'm only 5lbs away from my ...
A. 1 May 2008: You need to find someone who knows WTF they are talking about. There are SO many different body types. My son dated several runway models and they are very tall with shoulders that are RIDICULOUSLY thinner and narrower than mine, so I have SEEN ... (read in full...)
How can I avoid having an affair with this woman at work?
Q. I'm married and have a baby but I've been attracted to this woman at work for a few years, and I believe she is attracted to me as well. I don't plan on breaking my marriage vows, but I can't get her off my mind. Any suggestions on how to stop ...
A. 1 May 2008: Some things are meant to remain as fantasies. How would the world be if we acted on every single impulse that went through our mind? Personally, I REALLY wanted to run this idiot off the road today... BUT I managed to control myself and remain a ... (read in full...)
Please read and advise, is this the kind of person I am or even who I want to be?
Q. I have a problem. I know im going to get all the generic answers of your a bitch who isn't satisfied with your own life so you have to go around messing up other people's etc etc....But Im not like that. Im just a young person who has done things. ...
A. 30 April 2008: I think that you are feeling a bit guilty if you wrote 603 words in to us about all of this, so I wouldn't kick yourself for being a shit person. I think that you are confusing the adrenaline rush of new sex with the real deal. Try to recognize ... (read in full...)
I've been developing some strange sexual fetishes. Will this affect my relationships?
Q. Hi, I am a 24 year old male from England. I am quite a good looking lad and don't really have any problem getting the girls, the only problem is I am confused as to what turns me on at the moment and it is the wrong sort of girls i attract. Si...
A. 30 April 2008: I'm no authority on this subject, but I do recall that Cary Grant had a thing for wearing ladies underwear. He was probably the top sex symbol from his day an age, so you are in good company, at least! To some extent, most people have fetishes and ... (read in full...)
I have a gut feeling my husband has cheated on me before, has he?
Q. I have this gut feeling that my husband cheated on me in the past. We were having problems, he walked out on our less than a year marriage, said he lost all interest in everything and need to get away for awhile. He moved in with friends of his ...
A. 30 April 2008: I would stop accusing him of cheating on you. Let him drop his guard and feel that everything is perfectly fine between you and that you trust him completely.
Then start to snoop and watch him like a hawk. If something is up, you'll find out.... (read in full...)
Sticky love triangle here...what to do?
Q. Hi... It all started when my mate and his girlfriend were going through problems. Me and his girlfriend had became good friends cause we spent alot of time going out and partying together with our other friends too. Then one thing led to another a...
A. 30 April 2008: You have every right to ask her to stop seeing her ex. They weren't best friends before, they were boyfriend and girlfriend. I guess you are reluctant to say anything to her out of guilt that she was his in the first place. This is the reason why ... (read in full...)
I have sex five times a week but he has a girlfriend
Q. Hi I have had sex 5 times in a single week with a man who already has a girlfriend. The sex was suprisingly very good and he wants to see me again(obvisouly). I just wanted to have fun and all but now I am not sure whether it's okay to contin...
A. 30 April 2008: If they aren't living together and don't have children, I don't think that you are breaking up any commitments. If you did know that he was engaged, living together or had a child with this girlfriend, you should probably not be involved with him. ... (read in full...)
Could it be possible that the hymen stays intact after fingering?
Q. my wife and i were watching a tv show and the question of virginity came up. we started to talk about our first times and my wife said she was fingered for over 2 years before she had intercourse. what i do not understand is she says she still had ...
A. 30 April 2008: If you go to Wiki, it will explain all about hymens. It is a "ring" of tissue that narrows the vaginal opening. It has an opening for the menses, so it is possible to have a finger enter and not totally disrupt the hymen, leaving it either ... (read in full...)
Are these crazy symptoms possibly pregnancy symptoms?
Q. hi everyone i have a question about my body. ok im having some crazy symptoms ive been trying to get pregnant but the symptoms im having arent anything like pregnancy symptoms im bloated, ive had 6 headaches in the past 3 days, im very nauesated , ...
A. 30 April 2008: I would take a pregnancy test to clear your head but it sounds like the flu more than anything else. Please take a test though, and see your Doctor. We are not licensed Doctors out here, but we all hope to steer you in the right direction! Hope ... (read in full...)
My brother abused me, now I've pressed charges and it's tearing me and my family apart. Please help me deal with this misery!
Q. ok i really need some help here, so i need as many opinions as possable, whatever your veiw. ok, i was sexually, physically and mentally abused by my brother when i was about 9 years old and he was 15. my parents worked all the hours they could for ...
A. 30 April 2008: I can understand your reasoning and fear about your brother with regards to his own daughter. If he had sex with you when you were prepubescent, it's conceivable that he could be attracted to a young daughter. If anyone knew whether or not he had ... (read in full...)
Why do people think first night sex is cheap and the girl lacks self respect?
Q. Ok guys why do ppl think it is cheap and the girl lacks self respect if they have sex on the first night? I mean after going out on a date and lots of talking? What is the difference between waiting for the second date as some ppl think it is more ...
A. 29 April 2008: I get your meaning. Yes, people are hypocritical about sex. Very few people don't lie or embellish about sex in some way or other. It's a very personal subject and most people don't discuss it openly, with the exception of this column!
If you ... (read in full...)
My boyfriend is now starting to feel unloved and blame himself as my Church back ground teaches sex is bad!
Q. This portion has already been posted, but I would like to add to it.....I am 24 years old and I am a virgin. I have been with my boyfriend for 5 years. I love him with all of my heart and want to marry him but I am so scared to have sex. I was ...
A. 29 April 2008: Ever since time began, men have been using lines to convince women to sleep with them. You can add his "I feel unloved" guilt trip to that list. I am quite sure that your boyfriend will actually survive without sex if you want to wait longer. If ... (read in full...)
What is a multiple orgasm?
Q. this is 4 all u woman, can some1 please tell me wot a multiple orgasim is? coz iv never had 1.infact 1 orgasim is enough 4 me.keep on playin with the area and its way 2 sensetive and starts 2 hurt....
A. 28 April 2008: A multiple orgasm is having more than one orgasm during lovemaking. Orgasms are quite exhausting and can leave the clitoris and vagina quite tender to the touch, but many women can recover quite quickly and become stimulated enough to have another ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: Roseanne Barr said, after her divorce from Tom Arnold -
"I never wanted to be Divorcee, I wanted to be a Widow!" LOL!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 13 April 2008: Old couple arguing about nothing, as usual.
Wife - When You die, I'm going to dance on your grave.
Husband - Let her dance - I'm going to be be buried at sea!
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 April 2008: Ba Da Bum Tschhhh!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 April 2008: Ha! Loved it!
I was once with a bunch of crazy women doing a bus tour through Europe. To pass the time, the women would tell jokes using the mike at the front of the bus. People would print off all of the latest jokes they had been forw... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: BigSis!!! Good Shtick! Thanks for the laughs!!! They put his left leg in, and that when the whole problem started... Ar Ar Ar!
Ba Da Bum Tschhhh!!!... (read in full...)
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