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| | BigSis's profile:Hi there, just to warn you guys, I've got an insane sence of humour, (so I have been told many times)...and there 'will' be times when you're going to think to yourselves..."Is this woman for real?" Well I am, and you will find out soon enough.
Like many a big sis, I'm here to listen and offer advice as best I can. Being a real life big sis - and favourite aunt, it has given me some experience in trying to help out where it's needed. My personal past experiences and mistakes have taught me well, and I've learnt a lot from them.
I've been (as the saying goes) there, done it and got the t-shirt. Therefore, in my 40 odd years, you could say I've had a pretty colourful, eventful and somewhat hectic life, to say the least!
I've survived many a downfall but managed to stay strong and keep on going. Then again - In saying all that, I'm still looking for some answers myself, so don't be surprised if you see me asking for that odd bit of advice now and again, after all I'm only human too.
: ^ )
Some special pointers to remember:
1} Follow your heart's desire, and if you want something bad enough ~ chances are you'll have it, if you don’t get it, it could be because you didn’t try hard enough.
2} There's a tremendous feeling in making others happy, despite our own situations.
3} If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.
4} Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present.
5} You only have one life, and you must live each day as if it were your last...
....Loreal got it so right when they came up with their famous slogan "Because you're worth it".
So please take care of yourselves.
BigSis. xXx |
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Keep your sex-life alive
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12 March 2008: A quick tip for the ladies reading this: I was told once, many years ago that the secret of success in keeping your sex life alive with your partner, whether it be your boyfriend, fiance or husband, is to act like a ----- in the bedroom and a wife ...
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Do guys prefer curves?
Q. Hey everyone I was wondering if some guy could please explain to me why do they prefer curves over thin girls?? I have got curves and sometimes worride that guys wont find me attractive...What kinda chicks do guys really like? ...
A. 12 May 2008: Good answer Anon...and to the point!
x... (read in full...)
Can contracting the walls of the vagina via. the PC muscles while having intercourse help bring a woman to orgasm?
Q. Can contracting the walls of the vagina via. the PC muscles while having intercourse help bring a woman to orgasm? I think this happened to me. Does doing so affect the way the G-spot is stimulated?...
A. 12 May 2008: Me too Anonymous Auntie. Happens to me if I'm wearing tight jeans when I'm sitiing down ie; in the car...great if I'm on a 2 hour journey, beats the boredom of the motorways. {I've just realised, that's why other drivers give me funny looks when ... (read in full...)
Why can't I say I love them?
Q. Hi, It’s not a major problem as such. I can’t tell my boyfriend I love him and I also have issues telling my parents I love them as well. I don’t know why, I can’t explain it (I imagine my life without them and obviously its unbearable), it up...
A. 12 May 2008: Uncle Phil is right, Dipsydoodlenoodle. (and where did you get that name from?...LOL}
Of course you are capable of loving, we all are. Just because you can't say it, it doesn't mean you don't love them.
I loved my mum and dad to infinity and... (read in full...)
Do guys prefer curves?
Q. Hey everyone I was wondering if some guy could please explain to me why do they prefer curves over thin girls?? I have got curves and sometimes worride that guys wont find me attractive...What kinda chicks do guys really like? ...
A. 12 May 2008: I've always been told...the curvier the sexier. So there's nothing wrong with a well upholstered body.
Love handles or not, it's what on the inside that counts, and like the other aunts have said, be yourself ~ it's who YOU are.
BigSis
xXx... (read in full...)
What's a corsage, where would I get one, and how much?
Q. People suggested for prom a corsage. What is it? How much? Where from in uk?...
A. 12 May 2008: Oh behave!! All flowers are beautiful ~ whatever colour they are and they will suit any colour dress she wears.
She will love them, regardless of what colour, shape, size or flavour they are, because us girls love to receive flowers, and just the... (read in full...)
He told me the all the other girls he's had sex with, even with out a condom, never got pregnant
Q. Ok...so i'm 15 and my boyfriend is 14, we've known each other and been with each other for a long time...and my boyfriend isn't a virgin. He says he lost it when he was young and has had sex with other girls ever sence...but he wants to have sex ...
A. 12 May 2008: Lily Moll...You forgot the seventh reason...he could well have been lying.
Beautiful Nightmare, you've been given some sound advice here, 'If in doubt do nowt' as Twirly says and RCN has made his point clear too. PeterPan's right, why WOULD yo... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 May 2008: Sweety Pie, very good, that made me laugh, thanks...but now you've gone and given the guys ideas on how to be a bit more careful when answering their wives.
Us girls have a very cunning way of catching our fellas out.... even if we don't mean to, ... (read in full...)
If female nudity was not commercially exploited, would there be more cheating?
Q. Here's one for the guys...and women if you want to comment too!.... If there were no such thing as media, porn, dirty magazines, playboy, Hooters restaurants, or any exploitation of sexual suggestion, etc., if strip clubs were never invented...
A. 11 May 2008: I'm inclined to agree with the Salad Barbarian on this one.
Two people who genuinely love each other and have that trust, and that special bond, would never cheat ~ whether there is sexual exploitation or not.
There are men and women out th... (read in full...)
My husband doesn't want to have sex anymore, is it time to move on?
Q. I thought this was the perfect man for me. we were so in love when we got married. We made love several times a day. We loved to hang out together, talk for hours. We have not made love in a very long time.. almost a year. I constantly asked him ...
A. 11 May 2008: I totally understand where you're coming from here, and I'm sorry for you.
You said that you honestly don't believe he'll discuss what's really going on, so why don't you offer him the choice?
Either he starts paying more attention to you and s... (read in full...)
He broke up with me, how do I get him back?
Q. My boyfriend broke up with me a week ago, he was all i had and im feeling exremely lonely and want him back, how can i get him back? ...
A. 11 May 2008: Come on now, cheer up please.
Tell us the reason why he broke up with you and maybe we'll be able to help.
xXx... (read in full...)
I feel really great about myself...except for my body. I'm so upset, how can I cope?
Q. I'm glad to say I've been improving my self esteem. As a result, I'm less jealous of other girls, and less envious (baout their personalities, or how well they do in school, their talents, things like that). I feel better, as I know I'm worth a lot, ...
A. 11 May 2008: Bit of a typo below, sorry. Should read 'You must hold yourself upright'.
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I feel really great about myself...except for my body. I'm so upset, how can I cope?
Q. I'm glad to say I've been improving my self esteem. As a result, I'm less jealous of other girls, and less envious (baout their personalities, or how well they do in school, their talents, things like that). I feel better, as I know I'm worth a lot, ...
A. 11 May 2008: My darlin' will you please click on the link below, it was very cleverly put out by Wizard of Waz ~ for us girls alike, who fret about our looks and insecurities.
I wish I could say 'I guarantee it'll stop you feeling the way you do comp... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 May 2008: Thanks Mandy xXx
I phoned the Samaritans this morning because I needed some advice on something, and this was the automated service I had to listen to....
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline...
If you are an obsessive compulsive... (read in full...)
My 15-month-old daugher is refusing to eat solids food!
Q. I have a 15 month old daughter who for the last 2 or so weeks refuses to eat any and all solids, with the exception of her formula. I tried putting her on homo milk but she gets severely constipated from it. Luckily her formula has more nutrients ...
A. 10 May 2008: Why should you have to take the baby off the bottle? There really is no hurry. You are being pressured into rushing your baby to grow up too fast.
"my sister has said to me i need to get her out of all things and habits associated with being ba... (read in full...)
Is it normal to have your left ball bigger than your right ball?
Q. is it normal 2 have ur left ball bigger than ur right ball ...
A. 10 May 2008: So have I, Jitter.
You ever tried juggling them?
: ^ )
x... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 May 2008: YAY!! Mandy... you posted the 100th answer, I hereby award you with the Crackerjack pencil and a couple of cabbages or were ther cauli's...oh and 'Crackerjacks' web site.
www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/crackerjack.htm
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I honestly never touched a woman's body while I was away working, and my g/f doesn't believe me.
Q. I've been dating this girl for 3 months, then on the 4th month we decided to live together. On the 5th month i went to Hawaii to work for 4 months (with continous communications, sending gifts and stuff to her). 2 weeks before i finished my 4 ...
A. 10 May 2008: Hey Bluebunny, I'm really sorry for you, but it sounds to me that she couldn't have had true feelings for you. If she loved you that much, she'd have given you a chance ~ but to right you off that fast...AND move another guy into your apartment that ... (read in full...)
There's ranting and there's ranting, but his ranting is a little too much! I've had my rant, now it's your turn!!!
Q. I've been married to my new husband for 6 weeks now. When we first met, he was kind, loving and caring towards me - but now he's changed. At the wedding he ranted about everything - and about everyone at the wedding and in the wedding speech. ...
A. 10 May 2008: OH WOW!!! That was some rant!
I don't wish to appear rude ~ but are his rants contagious by any chance? But then again, {and I'm hoping for your sake}, that you don't in real life rant the way you type, 'couse if you do, then I'm afraid you've caug... (read in full...)
How do I get my nipples to become less pointy? Any ideas?
Q. I am not sure if there is something wrong with me. I have pointy nipples, but i have tried to get rid of them. i am not overweight and never have been. In fact, every night i do well over 200 push-up, and over 400 sit ups. I am very active in other ...
A. 10 May 2008: Try corn plasters, they work....might hurt a bit when you unstick them.
Why would you want to hide them anyway? Be proud of them, some girls have inverted nipples and would give anything to have sticky out ones.
*whispers* I love mine : )
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: OMG!!! Tisha!! I googled 'frenulum breve' and I got an eyeful of willies!!!
I've never heard of that before.
I thought 'cos I mentioned salami in a Deli' I assumed 'frenulum breve' was a type of soft cheese or a ham of somekind.
xXx... (read in full...)
I'm too embarrassed to tell my mum about my period
Q. i'm 12 years old and just started my period about a week ago. i haven't told my mum because it's to embarassing. i have tried a few times but can't bring myself to say it. also i have two older sisters who would make fun of me about it. what should ...
A. 9 May 2008: Your mum is probably waiting for this day to come, Is she some kind of ogre or what? You have to tell her, and honestly darlin', there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
She'll be upset that you didn't tell her, and anyway, she's bound to find out ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Phil, I'd like to see you wipe your's on my horizontal metal blinds, heeheehee!!!..the image would be just like you're slicing a salami in a deli.
: )
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Ok then, q1605...why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
To help them remember which end to wipe. SO HA!!
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Why do little boys whine?
They are practicing to be men.
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What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
... (read in full...)
I'm being stalked by a telemarketer?
Q. This is bizarre and the whole thing makes me feel like a nutter. Everyone knows telemarketers can be annoying and I've never had much patience with it, I usually hang up as soon as I realize where its going or ask to be removed from the list. ...
A. 9 May 2008: Do what I've done in the past, next time he calls, don't hang up on him, just leave your phone off the hook, that way he can't make another outgoing call 'til you switch your phone off or put your receiver down.
If they put their receiver down you ... (read in full...)
If he keeps saying my name that way, I'm going to give him something that guaranteed he'll never forget.
Q. I told a guy at work today that "I love the way you say my name, you make it sound so sexy." (This guy is Spanish and he pronounces my name with an appealing accent, almost with adoration). The next time he does this, I'll tell him that if he keep...
A. 9 May 2008: I'm sure he'll be flattered, you get in there gurl, hopefully he'll get the hint and keep repeating your name!!
: )
I don't know what it is with us girls, but accents always seem to make us go wobbly at the knees and bring out the 'she devils' ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Nacho's? Cutie? Tasty more like! I'd have him with melted chese any time of the day or night! Wouldn't mind dippin' that in me sauce pot!!!
I've always known what 'offside' meant, so there, NER!
Waz...Your version of the 'offside' rule was so ... (read in full...)
Do it today...you never know what's around the corner....
Q. If you're mad at someone and nobody's there to fix the situation...You fix it. Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend. And if you don't, tomorrow can be too late. If you're in love with somebody, but that person doesn't know...t...
A. 9 May 2008: Just wanted you to know that I class you all as Potty friends!!!
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Ha!! I got that in my emails too, Sophia.
FROM THE USA, AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from and Eagle to a Condom ~ because it more accurately reflects the government's politic... (read in full...)
What sort of women do men really like? Real? Or fake dolls with fake breasts, fake nails, fake hair...
Q. Ok, I know this topic gets old fast, and that I'll probably hear the same answers that are usually given, but let's have a try and I truly do expect honesty... PLEASE... It's always said men prefer natural beauty, natural looking women. But if th...
A. 9 May 2008: Do I watch too much TV ?... (read in full...)
What sort of women do men really like? Real? Or fake dolls with fake breasts, fake nails, fake hair...
Q. Ok, I know this topic gets old fast, and that I'll probably hear the same answers that are usually given, but let's have a try and I truly do expect honesty... PLEASE... It's always said men prefer natural beauty, natural looking women. But if th...
A. 9 May 2008: Aniston...as in Brad Pitt's ex, recently split from Vince Vaughan, was in Bruce Almighty with Jim Carey...Rachel in Friends, you know...the Greek one, Kojak's God~Daughter.
: )... (read in full...)
Question for the BOYS and MEN on this site about strip clubs!
Q. Hey Question for the BOYS and MEN on this site... ladies are welcome to write their comments as well.... After a boys night out in a Strip club .. coming home to your wife,fiance or girlfriend ... wanting to have sex with her at that moment...
A. 8 May 2008: Very well put Tisha. Your outlook and attitude is the absolute right one to take. That's what makes a perfect relationship.
The trust and openess roles are major factors in any relationship. Without those two factors, you are well on your way to d... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 8 May 2008: Oh dear Mandy, that's where I must be going wrong, I really must think before opening my gob in future!!
Those were crazy! Thanks for them.
xXxXxXx... (read in full...)
I am very pale and want a new foundation, so my boyfriend can notice how nice my make up is... any ideas?
Q. Im not sure if this is the place for this question.... It starts off a bit weird but then i explain myself. I am very pale and want a new foundation. I can't find one anywhere, that dosnt have an orange tint. i dont want to look gothicy i just w...
A. 8 May 2008: Mandy's right....natural is best, but if you feel more comfortable then try the 'Dream Matte Mousse' it leaves your skin so smooth, and it's not like some polyfillas that are on the market. Try out the sample shades.
I use that one and it's grea... (read in full...)
"If I am 16 and have relations with a consenting 15 year-old girl, is that rape?"
Q. Hi! I'm studing law in history, and one of the questions is, "If i am 16 and have relations with a consenting 15 year-old girl, is that rape?" Please help me answer this question...Thanks....
A. 8 May 2008: Notinthesane, The questioner is not referring to herself in this question, but for her studies in 'The History of Law'.
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you?
: ^ o
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you?
: ^ o
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: LOL, Mandy....I'm lovin'it!
Now don't you worry, the uncles here on DC wouldn't dare send hate mail.
We out~number you big time, don't we boys? If any of you have a problem with that, then you've a choice of agony aunts who'll gladly help.... (read in full...)
Romantic music for a wedding - ideas please.
Q. Hi, This is probably an unusual one! But I am looking for help in regards to picking out music for an upcoming wedding ceremony! I dont want anything too lonely as it will be lonely enough. But ideas of more romantic tone. The main one I am having ...
A. 7 May 2008: How about 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'
: )... (read in full...)
What is the sweetest thing that he/she ever said to you?
Q. I don't really need advice, I'm just curious. What is the sweetest thing that he/she ever said to you?...
A. 7 May 2008: Awww, that was sweet of you...hope you're feeling a trifle better soon, my little cup cake.
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Vegas, we are all of special, and yes I did, they were great.
: )
*MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY*
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods and be prepared.
We'... (read in full...)
What is the sweetest thing that he/she ever said to you?
Q. I don't really need advice, I'm just curious. What is the sweetest thing that he/she ever said to you?...
A. 7 May 2008: HA! Sophia, you're not another one who sprays the keyboard, are you?... (read in full...)
What is the sweetest thing that he/she ever said to you?
Q. I don't really need advice, I'm just curious. What is the sweetest thing that he/she ever said to you?...
A. 7 May 2008: "Pass the sugar ~ honey"
: )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 6 May 2008: Very good Vegas.
You have now officially earned your rossette of ~ 'Nutter of the week' .... Join the club!
: )
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 6 May 2008: Oh Vegas, So glad we made you cry...
....with laughter.
Here's The world's shortest fairytale, it may help you sleep tonight;
Once upon a time a guy asked his girlfriend to marry him............She said NO......and she lived happy eve... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 3 May 2008: Tips for the ladies in year 2008
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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt ~ a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.... (read in full...)
Do it today...you never know what's around the corner....
Q. If you're mad at someone and nobody's there to fix the situation...You fix it. Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend. And if you don't, tomorrow can be too late. If you're in love with somebody, but that person doesn't know...t...
A. 1 May 2008: Sorry if I'm gate crashing your thread, Sophia, but I thought this very appropriate for this page:
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Around the corner I have a friend
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a ... (read in full...)
Do it today...you never know what's around the corner....
Q. If you're mad at someone and nobody's there to fix the situation...You fix it. Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend. And if you don't, tomorrow can be too late. If you're in love with somebody, but that person doesn't know...t...
A. 1 May 2008: Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the perso... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 May 2008:
Some of Cupid's Aunts admitted they were at a loss trying to answer the following;
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Dear Cupid, a couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. Th... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 27 April 2008: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 April 2008: TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3... Some people are alive only because it'... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 19 April 2008: Dear All,
My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year.
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 16 April 2008: LMAO!!! Nice one Mandy.
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"Choosing a Wife"
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the mone... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: Thanks Eyes, I most definitely am better off!
Birdie, talking of widows, check this out...a bit long, but worth it-- {: ^ )
"Dead husband sends an email?"
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A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: I wanted to share this personal message from me ~ (Big Sis), with all you ladies out there ~ who still resent their ex's.
"In Not So Loving Memory Of My Not So Dearest Ex~Husband"
It wasn't easy being a 'dick', was it?
You had a 'head' you cou... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 13 April 2008: Men and women just can't get along...
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 April 2008: Ha!! Nice one Fall out..
Do you know something? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.......it was the worst 15 minutes of my life! Now, in saying that, I have, however, decided i'm not going to drink anymore, but then again, i'm not drinking... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 April 2008: One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose.'
While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.
Th... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 April 2008: Brilliant, Uncle Phill...and so true. Thanks for those.
Savour on this ~ if you will....
Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
T... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 5 April 2008: What happened there?
E: LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
F: LOVE - When you argue over how many children to hav... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 5 April 2008: Uncle Phil...Moi? Drink wine? How very dare you!!
Check this out: 'Love Lust and Marriage'
A: LOVE- You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
LUST- You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE- You only leave... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I promise i'm not posting for the fun of it...I just spotted another silly-arse mistake, this time I meant to put 'Uncle' not 'Doc'
Jeeez!! Give me strength...'I'm an Agony Aunt...Get me out of here!!!!!'
: ^O
I think i'm going to crawl r... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I meant buy not but...Silly arse I am. : )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I may just go out and but a copy, Doc...and yeah, go for it, let's all have a peek.
I have a few more blinders ready to plaster here. Watch this space.
{: ^)
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: No i haven't, Uncle Phill, is it good?... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 3 April 2008: This is for all the women who can handle it ~
and for all the men who will enjoy reading it.
1. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
2. CATS
Wo... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 2 April 2008: A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.
The following day he received this report: ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: Aunty depressant... hee hee hee, very good, Mandy, very good indeed, and glad to be of help.
More jokes and quotes to come...just watch this space : -)
Your ever~curing Aunty~biotic, BigSis xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: A woman once said:
A man is like a deck of playing cards...
A Heart to love him...
A Diamond to marry him...
A Club to smash his fecking head in....and...
A Spade to bury the bastard.
(: )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 29 March 2008: You told me to keep them coming...well here's more...
1. Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night; I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'.
2. A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her b... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 28 March 2008: To help you forget your every day problems and read how others put their thoughts into words, these are genuine clips from council complaint letters:
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage hasfungus growing in it.
2. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 26 March 2008: Once again, in relation to some of the problems we are receiving here, let's cheer their situations up by suggesting complimentary or insulting messages they can send via a greetings card.....meant in the nicest possible way of course : o )
A few... (read in full...)
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