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Hey folks!

Ive had a very rich life and learned many many lessons, both good and bad. I hope to give some good advice and also take some when needed.

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How to steal my ex back from rebound?

Q.   My ex and I still talk frequently (almost every day, or more). How do I steal her back from her rebound boyfriend? ...

A.   20 November 2009: Dammit Garm! SLAP!!! You gotta stop pining away by the dam phone! Go do something productive, something you can take pride in. You are wasting your life right now dude! ... (read in full...)

Do nice guys finish last? Help me get a gf!

Q.   I'm a 25 year old virgin and I've never been in a relationship I feel at this point it's almost hopeless, the bad part is, is that, I'm almost ready to accept the fact that I will live out my life being alone and never understanding wh...

A.   20 November 2009: Well there are women who like ass-holes. We see them here often. They are 10 times as broken up as you and get all kind of attention from the opposite sex. Here are a few pointers I think work and I hope the aunts jump in too. 1-Confidence!... (read in full...)

Ex still wants sexual favors... WHY?

Q.   my bf and I live together but have just recently broken up. He asks me for hand-jobs, why? We are broken up but he asks me for hand jobs and also asked me if I still want something from him. I said I don't want anything sexual from him because we ...

A.   20 November 2009: He is asking you for sexual gratification because he is a highly developed and intellectually mature man. DUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!! Hand him a bottle of KY and send him on his way! ... (read in full...)

Am I wrong to be unhappy with my girlfriend performing Burlesque shows?

Q.   hi recenty my girlfriend started doing burlesque shows. i think it's just a way for her to get on stage and strip to her under wear and talk dirty with a room full of strangers. is it wrong that i don't like it, i haven't told her out right ca...

A.   20 November 2009: Ohhhh baby! Carly Fiorina! I would like to see her do a a hostile takeover at a strip pole. I would shove all 3 dollars I have in her Kevlar panties. ... (read in full...)

My wife intends to file for divorce to be with another man!

Q.   I have been married for 13 years to the love of my life. Like so many other men on this site I too became comfortable in our marrige, and did not give my wife the attention she desired. We have four beautiful children together. I found out about ...

A.   20 November 2009: It sounds like a complete flip of the switch. You did not say what your shortcomings were in detail and I am just asking this to try to make sense of the situation. Can you pause in this chaos and look at that for us. Judging her behavior as wrong... (read in full...)

How to steal my ex back from rebound?

Q.   My ex and I still talk frequently (almost every day, or more). How do I steal her back from her rebound boyfriend? ...

A.   20 November 2009: I will take a different tact: You are in love with her but you are still in the process of figuring out who she really is. Your emotions are clouding your judgment and that is a bad combo. How do you think I figured that one out? Was it a bo... (read in full...)

I need some opinions about sex toys

Q.   What are your favourite sex toys? OPINIONS PLEASE ...

A.   19 November 2009: Lets see... For me it would have to be the entire female body. ... (read in full...)

I orgasm thinking of my ex. Does this mean I'm still attracted to him?

Q.   hi i love my boyfriend more than anything in this world, been together for ten months but i have known him for years. we are really close and we have so much fun together. its just the other night when we was having sex i thought about my ex and i...

A.   19 November 2009: You are fine unless you get the names confused in a moment of passion.... (read in full...)

Why do women sleep with married men?

Q.   Why do women who fool around with a married man get it into their thick skulls that men are using them....why do these women persist with married men, is it low self esteem issue, does it give them a high that this man whos morals are clearly not ...

A.   19 November 2009: I must say that all your anger and resentment at women while having the moniker of "female" is confusing me. You sound intelligent and have a functioning moral compass with a dash of moxie. Way too many good qualities to be mired in this garbage.... (read in full...)

Am I wrong to be unhappy with my girlfriend performing Burlesque shows?

Q.   hi recenty my girlfriend started doing burlesque shows. i think it's just a way for her to get on stage and strip to her under wear and talk dirty with a room full of strangers. is it wrong that i don't like it, i haven't told her out right ca...

A.   19 November 2009: Ipthhh alwiiiight Q all Im bether now...sniff sniff... (read in full...)

How can I dress more attractively?

Q.   i am a short , fat and black guy. plsss pour your suggestions for dressing attractively. i usually wear jeans trousers and t - shirts. but my friends insist me to wear formals that 'd be looking nice for me... plsss yur ideas!!!!!!!!!!!...

A.   18 November 2009: You have to work out, pure and simple. It isn't even about losing weight primarily, you will carry yourself more confidently and that is what they will notice. If women only looked at how men dress to be interested in them then we would have it ... (read in full...)

Why do women sleep with married men?

Q.   Why do women who fool around with a married man get it into their thick skulls that men are using them....why do these women persist with married men, is it low self esteem issue, does it give them a high that this man whos morals are clearly not ...

A.   18 November 2009: As a single man, I wish that these women stuck only to one MO in what they peruse. Women who like married men also like ANY man that makes them feel a little more powerful. They will feed on any type of male, married or not. I just had th... (read in full...)

Am I wrong to be unhappy with my girlfriend performing Burlesque shows?

Q.   hi recenty my girlfriend started doing burlesque shows. i think it's just a way for her to get on stage and strip to her under wear and talk dirty with a room full of strangers. is it wrong that i don't like it, i haven't told her out right ca...

A.   18 November 2009: On the serious side: You probably wont be happy with this relationship. It sounds like she enjoys being the center of attention more than trying to really give what it takes to build something of value. On the funny side: My first experience... (read in full...)

I'm in love... with a dead woman!!!

Q.   Ok people...this might sound insane but i cant help it. About a year back i saw a picture of a girl and read her life story and i think i am falling over for her. I think i am in love... but the catch is... she died way back during the second ...

A.   18 November 2009: I agree with heartfullalove. Do not consummate this relationship. Two things could happen... 1-A trip to the emergency room with a an embarrassing boo boo 2-You grow older...get married...get divorced...and look back fondly at what a wonderful... (read in full...)

Help me get over this "desire!"

Q.   How can a man get over the desire to have a threesome?...

A.   18 November 2009: On the serious side: Why is this even a problem? Are you in a relationship that its a bad subject? Dude, you are giving us nothing to work with. On the funny side: You could just lop your dick off and end your angst.... (read in full...)

Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?

Q.   there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...

A.   18 November 2009: This all makes perfect sense. The answer is 42... (read in full...)

Mom wants me to be with another race!

Q.   Hi aunts, serious problem here... my mom is obsessed with me getting married to someone of a different race of my own, I am african american and she wants me to be with someone caucasian.. She has this thing against african americans because the ...

A.   18 November 2009: Hate to say it but there is a big stereotype on black men and relationships. There are a couple white women I have met who have dated black men and don't have much nice to say about they're sense of loyalty. We all know it aint 100% true and your... (read in full...)

What should I choose, earth shattering sex or the great looking guy who is not so good in bed?

Q.   Which one should I choose earth shattering great sex you know the kind that brings a tear to your eye and make you pull out the hairs on your head and ok looks or do i choose that guy when he walks in the room everyone creams their pants. You know ...

A.   18 November 2009: Hoooraaaa for the normal looking guys!!! Same goes for the ladies too!!! You said something that seemed off to me though. "Teaching is not my thing for men I have a child to teach." For that you do deserve a little tongue lashing! In m... (read in full...)

Should I continue to feel frustrated, or is there a simple solution to our sexual differences?

Q.   I'm in a relationship with the sweetest man I've ever met.He is thoughtful caring and loving,but the problem is he doesn't care to make love.He says were at different stages in life where I'm in my 30's and wanting intimate love and he is 40 and not ...

A.   18 November 2009: Im almost 40 I think I'm about average on sexual drive. Recently I was removed from Home Depot for an unnatural act with a shop-vac. The police officer was 50 and reminded me with a big smile that Lowes has them on sale and he got one just the... (read in full...)

I'm in love... with a dead woman!!!

Q.   Ok people...this might sound insane but i cant help it. About a year back i saw a picture of a girl and read her life story and i think i am falling over for her. I think i am in love... but the catch is... she died way back during the second ...

A.   18 November 2009: On the serious side: Sounds like projection of the Anima. Look into the school of psychology created by Carl Jung. I think it might fit here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anima_and_animus On the light side: This is the perfect woman. She w... (read in full...)

My cheating wife says she wants her family back.

Q.   I recently learned of an extramarital affair my wife was invloves in. I came home early to discover her texting on her cell phone. When I asked to see it she screamed empahtically no and ran into my 4 year old childs room. Upon convincing her I ...

A.   18 November 2009: When men get angry it doesn't always mean they are wrong, when women get angry it doesn't always mean they are on their period. Fair enough? Such a broken record in the male female relations. Lets rise above folks...really! As for the OP conce... (read in full...)

My girlfriend's threesome is haunting me...

Q.   My girlfriend recently let slip that she was involved in a threesome when she was 16. The threesome involved her older sister (age 23) and the sister's boyfriend. Some things can't be unheard or rewound and it is now driving me nuts. The words ...

A.   17 November 2009: Its a collateral damage thing in my opinion. See, its all fresh to you and you have to process the stuff that she had years of digesting and getting therapy on. You probably expect her to have stronger feelings than she does about all this don't ... (read in full...)

How will my ex react if I wore another guy's jersey?

Q.   heyy guys :) i need fast answers for this one please! so this guy tht i flirt with all the time wants me to wear his football jersey to school 2moro. we both jus flirt, he has a gf tht goes to a different school, we will never be in a real ...

A.   17 November 2009: I think we all need to stop beating a dead jersey here.... (read in full...)

Guys only - circumcision advice needed!

Q.   ok this is a strictly GUYS ONLY question, so please i suggest that girls, dont read this. i developed a urinary tract infection, so my doc said that it is best if i get a circumcision done, as it will prevent further infections.so th...

A.   17 November 2009: I did some homework and I strongly suggest you do the same! This is a totally new subject for me and I am circumcised from birth and never really considered all the ramifications. Almost seems like there is an advantage to being uncircum... (read in full...)

I'm at a kind of crossroads after losing a dear friend and don't know what to do with my life.

Q.   A dear friend of mine passed away only 2 months ago and i cant help but feel miserable. His other friends know me and have continuously asked me to hang with them and i accept but when the day comes they dont call and ditch me for no apparent ...

A.   17 November 2009: Baby duck made some good points... Grief is definitely a funny thing. I know a bit about grief myself. Mine was conflicted with unresolved anger and it really messed me up for a long time. Even today it bubbles up when I watch a stupid commerc... (read in full...)

He threatened to put me out of my misery. Should I dump him?

Q.   I've been with my boyfriend for about 8 months now. Currently, I am not speaking to him. A couple days ago, we were talking on the phone, suggesting ideas about what we should do that day. Well, I put him on speaker phone so I could view my ca...

A.   17 November 2009: When most men get REALLY angry its a burst of rage and it is unfiltered, unedited and usually leaves him feeling pretty darned stupid afterward. He was WAY out of line on that one but what you need to assess in this man is whether he is the psyc... (read in full...)

Husband keeps graphic photos of his two ex wives!

Q.   My husband of eight years, soon to be ex, has kept a collection of pictures and videos of the sex life he shared with his two ex wives. These are very graphic -- he describes himself as perverted -- and would qualify as hard core porn, not love ...

A.   17 November 2009: I am getting smarter as I read more and more posts like this. There is a bottle of scope next to my desk and a spittoon close by for when I need to clear the upchuck that comes when I read posts like this. Ahhhhheeemmm... 1-Erase every... (read in full...)

I'm married and in love with a younger co-worker. What should I do?

Q.   Hi All, I'm a 30yr old Married man for 1 year now, but have been in the current relationship for 10 years. After a very long engagement we finally got married, not because we didn't want to, it was just a money thing. We have 2 kids. One form ...

A.   17 November 2009: Trapped or not trapped, Penny or no Penny, drunk or stone cold sober...none of that tail chasing is going to cure what is ailing you. You are fundamentally discontent. All the intellectualizing and remorse does not cloak the basic fact that ... (read in full...)

My cheating wife says she wants her family back.

Q.   I recently learned of an extramarital affair my wife was invloves in. I came home early to discover her texting on her cell phone. When I asked to see it she screamed empahtically no and ran into my 4 year old childs room. Upon convincing her I ...

A.   17 November 2009: Ughhhhh... Ever heard of "phantom limb syndrome". Its when a person looses a limb but can still feel it sometimes. Right now I am feeling a 12" kitchen knife hanging out of my back. I walked around with that dammed thing in there for so lon... (read in full...)

He said I just don't turn him on!!!

Q.   Ok first thanks for taking the time to read this. This guy and I started an exclusive relationship a little over a week ago. He has a hard time staying hard during intercourse, and I am very patient with him and I continue to rub him and kiss him to ...

A.   17 November 2009: Its not you, trust me. What Q said to the tenth power. Does this guy have a thing for musicals and enjoys Brad Pitt movies just a wee bit too much? Hmmmm You are gods gift to a whole bunch of men and I hope you pick that one out of the... (read in full...)

Is it acceptable for a man to hit his girlfriend when she stands up for herself against unfair accusations of infidelity?

Q.   Is it normal (or acceptable) for: -a man to accuse his girlfriend of infidelity for more than one year? -for the woman to raise her voice and shout, after one year of being falsely accused and asked the same question over and over and over ...

A.   16 November 2009: Why are you still with this guy? After you drop him like a hot rock you should go over that question with a good therapist. After a while of being a victim you have to ask the question why you allow the cycle to continue. See, men get abused t... (read in full...)

I seem to be missing out in the orgasm department big time!

Q.   I'm 24 in a stable relationship with a man who i am very much in love with and feel totally comfortable around him. i have been sexually active since i was sixteen and had my first orgasm at about 8. my problem is that i seem to be missing out in ...

A.   16 November 2009: Sorry anon replier, the royalty checks are just piling up here and I didn't know how to get them to you. Been really busy on the the sequel lately. "The Cunning Linguist's Guide To Choosing Good Women" I am afraid it will not make the spl... (read in full...)

How will my ex react if I wore another guy's jersey?

Q.   heyy guys :) i need fast answers for this one please! so this guy tht i flirt with all the time wants me to wear his football jersey to school 2moro. we both jus flirt, he has a gf tht goes to a different school, we will never be in a real ...

A.   16 November 2009: Sigh...I am really sorry you didn't understand my answer. Its a real shame because you will have absolutely no chance with men by behaving like you do. You will do just fine with boys though. You have a few more years to do that. I hope for your ... (read in full...)

I seem to be missing out in the orgasm department big time!

Q.   I'm 24 in a stable relationship with a man who i am very much in love with and feel totally comfortable around him. i have been sexually active since i was sixteen and had my first orgasm at about 8. my problem is that i seem to be missing out in ...

A.   16 November 2009: You could try this idea. I discovered it by experimenting with an ex and it really changed her world. I am sure somebody has laid claim to the technique and created a nifty title but I will just try to keep it simple. Your boyfriend will obviously ... (read in full...)

Am I a normal 17 year old?

Q.   always, whenever i see a girl or a woman, my eyes first of all go to her breasts. i want to ask is this normal ? do other guys also have this ? i am 17...

A.   16 November 2009: Well hot dam! Right on girl! I like your honest attitude and you got some moxie too. I am not thinking of your tata's at all...errr I mean...Awww dammit caught again!... (read in full...)

How will my ex react if I wore another guy's jersey?

Q.   heyy guys :) i need fast answers for this one please! so this guy tht i flirt with all the time wants me to wear his football jersey to school 2moro. we both jus flirt, he has a gf tht goes to a different school, we will never be in a real ...

A.   16 November 2009: OK! Quick help is here! Come on Lacey...cant you step out of your own shoes and get into his for 2 seconds? That's the key to making respectful choices in a relationship. Sorry to add insult to injury but you will get far better help from... (read in full...)

He keeps hurting my feelings

Q.   Hi. At close to the beginning of this relationship, I set some boundaries with this guy, and one of them was not to call me or even joke about me being a bitch, because I'm not. This guy was my first. We got married and he still keeps joking o...

A.   16 November 2009: Your updates kinda show where your end of things may be aiding in the drama. At some point you signed on in this dynamic between you two. Don't get me wrong I think he needs a manual attitude adjustment by a bigger dog, but you have played ... (read in full...)

How to steal my ex back from rebound?

Q.   My ex and I still talk frequently (almost every day, or more). How do I steal her back from her rebound boyfriend? ...

A.   16 November 2009: I would change your approach to how you draw the lines in the sand on this one. Stop making anything about her and ultimatums. To put it bluntly it is weak, and it continues to put her in the drivers seat because you are still making your choices ... (read in full...)

Niece gave me BJ while sleeping

Q.   I went to visit my sister while i was driving thru calif. We had a BBQ and lots of drinks. Well around midnight i went to bed and passed out. About 3 am i was woken up to a really good blow job but the lights were off. I was thinking it was one of ...

A.   15 November 2009: He is an adult and she is a minor. The whole debate about him sleeping and being an innocent by stander in the incident could be made mute if she just decided to lie. No offense, but I would be more inclined to believe here if there were a court ... (read in full...)

I need help to stop masturbating

Q.   i am a 21 year old gal and i masturbate a lot. i know its wrong and i wish to stop. however i keep succumbing to temptation. i have a loving boyfriend and we have a decent sex life. i wish to limit myself only to him. and stop all with watching or ...

A.   15 November 2009: I think flicking your bean too often is the least of your worries. If you really want something to be concerned about watch the news for a while... ... (read in full...)

Niece gave me BJ while sleeping

Q.   I went to visit my sister while i was driving thru calif. We had a BBQ and lots of drinks. Well around midnight i went to bed and passed out. About 3 am i was woken up to a really good blow job but the lights were off. I was thinking it was one of ...

A.   15 November 2009: Don't ask Don't tell Stay very far away You might not go to jail... (read in full...)

He keeps hurting my feelings

Q.   Hi. At close to the beginning of this relationship, I set some boundaries with this guy, and one of them was not to call me or even joke about me being a bitch, because I'm not. This guy was my first. We got married and he still keeps joking o...

A.   15 November 2009: I am sure I will get flamed for this but here goes... How very bitchy of him...I mean really, this is the behavior of a little bitch. Am I the only one seeing this? Maybe you could simply tell him that you love it when he is in full possession ... (read in full...)

Am I a normal 17 year old?

Q.   always, whenever i see a girl or a woman, my eyes first of all go to her breasts. i want to ask is this normal ? do other guys also have this ? i am 17...

A.   15 November 2009: The good news: Welcome to the wonderful world of being a heterosexual male. Soon you will admire the finer points and the subtle differences that make each pair a unique work of art. The bad news: Every woman knows when you are admiring her good... (read in full...)

How to steal my ex back from rebound?

Q.   My ex and I still talk frequently (almost every day, or more). How do I steal her back from her rebound boyfriend? ...

A.   15 November 2009: Honest moment here...mental issues aside. Tread lightly brother. Everybody has their challenges, some are lucky enough to have a medical explanation, but most are just the walking wounded trying to find peace in this chaotic world. Don't g... (read in full...)

How to steal my ex back from rebound?

Q.   My ex and I still talk frequently (almost every day, or more). How do I steal her back from her rebound boyfriend? ...

A.   11 November 2009: Sorry bro but my BS meter is going in high gear with all this. Unless you feel that you your life is lacking in drama and heartbreak... GET OUT!! ... (read in full...)

How to steal my ex back from rebound?

Q.   My ex and I still talk frequently (almost every day, or more). How do I steal her back from her rebound boyfriend? ...

A.   10 November 2009: Hard as it might be to face, she might not be willing to go back to because she saw what can happen if you dont have your meds. It might have totally freaked her out. Who she is seeing now may be a reflection of her insecurities and you should h... (read in full...)

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