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Hi there, just to warn you guys, I've got an insane sense of humour, (so I have been told many times)...and there 'will' be times when you're going to think to yourselves..."Is this woman for real?" Well I am, and you will find out soon enough.

Like many a big sis, I'm here to listen and offer advice as best I can. Being a real life big sis - and favourite aunt, it has given me some experience in trying to help out where it's needed. My personal past experiences and mistakes have taught me well, and I've learnt a lot from them.

I've been (as the saying goes) there, done it and got the t-shirt. Therefore, in my 40 odd years, you could say I've had a pretty colourful, eventful and somewhat hectic life, to say the least!

I've survived many a downfall but managed to stay strong and keep on going. Then again - In saying all that, I'm still looking for some answers myself, so don't be surprised if you see me asking for that odd bit of advice now and again, after all I'm only human too.

: ^ )

Some special pointers to remember:

1} Follow your heart's desire, and if you want something bad enough ~ chances are you'll have it, if you don’t get it, it could be because you didn’t try hard enough.

2} There's a tremendous feeling in making others happy, despite our own situations.

3} If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

4} Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift... That's why it's called the present.

5} You only have one life, and you must live each day as if it were your last...

So please take care of yourselves.

BigSis. xXx

B = Beauty

I = Is

G = Genetic

S = Sense

I = Is

S =Sanity

: )

xXx = Xtra Kisses for all the ladies here.

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BigSis and Bitchology

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14 October 2008: {Please read to the end} When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch, and when I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way...they call me a bitch. ...

As a mum myself...I beg you all - please think before you drink and drive!

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13 October 2008: I went to a party.. And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead. + I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. + I m...

How many times do you have to get married to realise 'this is the one' ?!

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1 October 2008: *The 11th Husband* A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to"Please be gentle ~ I'm still a virgin". 'What?!' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be ...

Warning! Alcohol and it's FX!!

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21 August 2008: Sometimes, when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards, and all of their hopes and dreams. Now, if I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and thei...

The Understanding Male Species...or not?

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1 July 2008: After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

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24 March 2008: Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

Keep your sex-life alive

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12 March 2008: A quick tip for the ladies reading this: I was told once, many years ago that the secret of success in keeping your sex life alive with your partner, whether it be your boyfriend, fiance or husband, is to act like a ----- in the bedroom and a wife ...

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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A. 28 February 2009: A man gets home, tells his wife ''Get me a beer before it starts.'' He drinks it then says, ''Quick, get me another before it starts.'' Again she gets it, he drinks it and says, ''Another before it starts.'' She brings him another. He knocks it ba... (read in full...)

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A. 22 September 2008: Can't remember if we've had this one already...but I'm sure many couples will relate to it; Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and ... (read in full...)

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A. 21 September 2008: Hey Phil, don't you mean Knobworth?....LoL!!... But wait one cotton pickin' minute..... or is it Knebworth? Wa'eva, anyway - issnot that far from Letchworth. LOL!!! x... (read in full...)

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A. 20 September 2008: Letch!! : ) x... (read in full...)

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A. 20 September 2008: Excellent Unc!...Sounds about right too! The bear facts, eh? : ^ D Thanks for that. xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 20 September 2008: "Polish Divorce" A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. Th... (read in full...)

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A. 17 September 2008: Girlie Wisdom! Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. One of life's myster... (read in full...)

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A. 10 September 2008: The Man Rules --- Yeah Right!! So he says. Some guy has taken the time to write this all down. This is the guys' side of the story. He says; "We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side". ... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: Like it, Bubbloo. Sort of thing my ex would have said. {Not that I ever did that, it was the other way round in my case!} ** Cupidguy, You have a point there, actually ~ 4 points...but I can't begin to imagine what kind of bra we'd have to wear... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: Depends... ...now what size buckets we talking here, Unc? ... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: Thanks Chloe, I intend to.. ..because we all need a little humour to brighten our day, sometimes. ** Cupidguy, I know you are, so if I've offended you in any way, then from the roundness of my 38D size breasts ~ I offer my sincere apologie... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the sm... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Don't worry Gecko hun, you're safe with me.. "We're none of us stupid ~ right here on Dear Cupid" We're none of us saying you have small brain To suggest that have ~ would be terribly lame To me you're so cute, such a cuddly wee lizard ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine. Created a pussy to their own design. First, was a Butcher sharp with wit, Using a knife created a slit. Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold, Using a chisle created a hole. Third... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: I get 'em off somewhere? You propositioning me, young man? : o... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Yes it was! : o ) These are even better... *TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T*: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last mi... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Please don't cover your arse on my acount sweetie. : ^ P *TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T*: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: 2. "This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilamanjar... oh, crap!" 13. "We have a lost child at gate 14, the bidding will start at £20." Heh heh heh! Brilliant! Love them two. +++++++++++++... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: Might have been... : ) ==== *TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHILST IN SURGERY* 1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. 2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card? 3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing! 4 Everybody s... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: Really! As if!! I'm a respectable woman, what are you incinerating?!... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: No I wasn't offering, just wanted to know if you were... : )... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: HA! Me neither...you offering? ps...you serious Gecko? About Waz'z reply, I mean? I hope you're not, else I'll be calling you Thicko Gecko. Just kidding darling, Waz has a silly sense of humour, and it's catching! Call me what you like, ... (read in full...)

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A. 8 August 2008: Listed below are the Ten most common things that men know about women: 1} They have a vaginal opening. 2} 3} 4} 5} 6} 7} 8} 9} 10} Oh, and tits.... (read in full...)

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A. 24 July 2008: Yeah, thanks Cupidguy, I suppose I am ... in a nice rosy~red~apple kinda way. ; ^ ) Frank Carson? Is he still alive? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 24 July 2008: Now on the other hand.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. : ^ ) xXx ... (read in full...)

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A. 24 July 2008: Oh Uncle Phil, you wicked man ... : ) Did you know women are like apples on trees? The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they so... (read in full...)

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A. 22 July 2008: Nice one Tisha : ) 9 WORDS WOMEN USE: (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes... (read in full...)

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A. 11 July 2008: Phew! I'm so glad you cleared that one up Cupidguy, I almost didn't let your answer thru'. You got me all paranoid you did! It doesn't take much. By the way...did you hear about all hell breaking lose at the paranoid schizophrenic pantomim... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Uncle Phil, I do believe that's The Prince and his Camel you're referring to there. : ^ o... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Blimey, Tisha!! {Blesha!}...I'll get back to you on that one when I've read it........ ........in a few weeks! Luv ya! xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: That's the way to do it...nice one you guys, keep 'em coming. Andrew, if you're out there? ... Feel free to join in, and these are all jokes that have some connection with relationships, so we're not really off topic here. {Please don't sack me.}... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: QUIZ TIME!! Q. What's long and tubular and full of seamen? (This joke must be done orally.) A. A submarine. Q. What does a dog do that a man steps into? A. Pants. Q. What's a four letter word that ends in "k" and means intercourse? A. ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Apology accepted my darlin'...I take that raspberry back. *sucks cheeks back in* : =... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Thanks buddy, at least someone appreciates my jokes! *blows kiss* then *blows raspberry at Diovan* : )... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Well that's nice to know, Lestat...thanks for putting a downer on my joke, just when I was starting to smile again. : ( ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: WOW! Thanks for that Anon. I think they're great. ****** THIS IS A KILLER.... A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the ne... (read in full...)

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A. 4 July 2008: Well..... Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUT... (read in full...)

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A. 26 June 2008: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, 'I'l... (read in full...)

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A. 26 May 2008: Have a read of these, they're brilliant...and so appropriate for this site. Eight Words with two Meanings: 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-r... (read in full...)

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A. 23 May 2008: Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a... (read in full...)

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A. 21 May 2008: Blimey Vegas...took me all morning to read that. Very funny tho. Keep it up. {As the actress said to the Bishop!} One more from me before I get on to my private messages, after I've done all my housework...Blurrrhhh!! **A farmer in Devon ... (read in full...)

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A. 20 May 2008: Thanks WaterLoo....Ditto! Hey Vegas, nice to 'see' you again! That's what I like to 'hear' .... that I'm putting smiles on people's faces. : ) ___________________________________________________ If you love something, set it free. If it comes... (read in full...)

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A. 19 May 2008: Yo WaterLoo...glad they're makin' you smile hon. This next one's a laugh.. They say Doctors Never Laugh.... The Doctor said 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then', Bob ... (read in full...)

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A. 19 May 2008: *BEFORE MARRIAGE* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ : ) John ~ Ahh...At last. I can hardly wait! Jane ~ Do you want me to leave? John ~ NO! Don't even think about it. Jane ~ Do you love me? John ~ Of course! Always have and always will! Jane ~ Have you ever ... (read in full...)

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A. 15 May 2008: The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in. Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you are even remotely familiar with holy scr... (read in full...)

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A. 11 May 2008: Sweety Pie, very good, that made me laugh, thanks...but now you've gone and given the guys ideas on how to be a bit more careful when answering their wives. Us girls have a very cunning way of catching our fellas out.... even if we don't mean to, ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 May 2008: Thanks Mandy xXx I phoned the Samaritans this morning because I needed some advice on something, and this was the automated service I had to listen to.... "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are an obsessive compulsive... (read in full...)

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A. 10 May 2008: YAY!! Mandy... you posted the 100th answer, I hereby award you with the Crackerjack pencil and a couple of cabbages or were ther cauli's...oh and 'Crackerjacks' web site. www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/crackerjack.htm ~~~~~~~~~... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: OMG!!! Tisha!! I googled 'frenulum breve' and I got an eyeful of willies!!! I've never heard of that before. I thought 'cos I mentioned salami in a Deli' I assumed 'frenulum breve' was a type of soft cheese or a ham of somekind. xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: Phil, I'd like to see you wipe your's on my horizontal metal blinds, heeheehee!!!..the image would be just like you're slicing a salami in a deli. : ) ... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: Ok then, q1605...why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? To help them remember which end to wipe. SO HA!! * Why do little boys whine? They are practicing to be men. * What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for ... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: Nacho's? Cutie? Tasty more like! I'd have him with melted chese any time of the day or night! Wouldn't mind dippin' that in me sauce pot!!! I've always known what 'offside' meant, so there, NER! Waz...Your version of the 'offside' rule was so ... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: Ha!! I got that in my emails too, Sophia. FROM THE USA, AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from and Eagle to a Condom ~ because it more accurately reflects the government's politic... (read in full...)

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A. 8 May 2008: Oh dear Mandy, that's where I must be going wrong, I really must think before opening my gob in future!! Those were crazy! Thanks for them. xXxXxXx... (read in full...)

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A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you? : ^ o ***************************************** One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)

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A. 7 May 2008: LOL, Mandy....I'm lovin'it! Now don't you worry, the uncles here on DC wouldn't dare send hate mail. We out~number you big time, don't we boys? If any of you have a problem with that, then you've a choice of agony aunts who'll gladly help.... (read in full...)

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A. 7 May 2008: Vegas, we are all of special, and yes I did, they were great. : ) *MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY* My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods and be prepared. We'... (read in full...)

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A. 6 May 2008: Very good Vegas. You have now officially earned your rossette of ~ 'Nutter of the week' .... Join the club! : ) xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 6 May 2008: Oh Vegas, So glad we made you cry... ....with laughter. Here's The world's shortest fairytale, it may help you sleep tonight; Once upon a time a guy asked his girlfriend to marry him............She said NO......and she lived happy eve... (read in full...)

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A. 3 May 2008: Tips for the ladies in year 2008 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt ~ a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.... (read in full...)

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A. 1 May 2008: Some of Cupid's Aunts admitted they were at a loss trying to answer the following; ~~~~~ Dear Cupid, a couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. Th... (read in full...)

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A. 27 April 2008: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her ... (read in full...)

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A. 24 April 2008: TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3... Some people are alive only because it'... (read in full...)

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A. 19 April 2008: Dear All, My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year. I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ... (read in full...)

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A. 16 April 2008: LMAO!!! Nice one Mandy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Choosing a Wife" A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the mone... (read in full...)

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A. 14 April 2008: Thanks Eyes, I most definitely am better off! Birdie, talking of widows, check this out...a bit long, but worth it-- {: ^ ) "Dead husband sends an email?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out ... (read in full...)

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A. 14 April 2008: I wanted to share this personal message from me ~ (Big Sis), with all you ladies out there ~ who still resent their ex's. "In Not So Loving Memory Of My Not So Dearest Ex~Husband" It wasn't easy being a 'dick', was it? You had a 'head' you cou... (read in full...)

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A. 13 April 2008: Men and women just can't get along... Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator... (read in full...)

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A. 11 April 2008: Ha!! Nice one Fall out.. Do you know something? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.......it was the worst 15 minutes of my life! Now, in saying that, I have, however, decided i'm not going to drink anymore, but then again, i'm not drinking... (read in full...)

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A. 10 April 2008: One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... 'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.' While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. Th... (read in full...)

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A. 9 April 2008: Brilliant, Uncle Phill...and so true. Thanks for those. Savour on this ~ if you will.... Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. T... (read in full...)

Survey: how old were you when you performed your first fellatio, did you choose a special person and did you like it from the very beginning?

Q. I have question for you women and girl on this site: How old were you when you gave your first blowjob? The reason I ask is that I went to high school in a small town in the 1970s, before oral sex was known. So I am curious as to when to when girls ...

A. 7 April 2008: The one by choice, as it happens, was my PE teacher. The age difference was 10 years at that time....and anyway, why would you assume that I would have "emotional or psychological scars" if I fooled around when I was younger? As for the other, that... (read in full...)

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A. 5 April 2008: What happened there? E: LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST - When you only see each other naked. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake. F: LOVE - When you argue over how many children to hav... (read in full...)

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A. 5 April 2008: Uncle Phil...Moi? Drink wine? How very dare you!! Check this out: 'Love Lust and Marriage' A: LOVE- You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts. LUST- You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline. MARRIAGE- You only leave... (read in full...)

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A. 4 April 2008: I promise i'm not posting for the fun of it...I just spotted another silly-arse mistake, this time I meant to put 'Uncle' not 'Doc' Jeeez!! Give me strength...'I'm an Agony Aunt...Get me out of here!!!!!' : ^O I think i'm going to crawl r... (read in full...)

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A. 4 April 2008: I meant buy not but...Silly arse I am. : )... (read in full...)

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A. 4 April 2008: I may just go out and but a copy, Doc...and yeah, go for it, let's all have a peek. I have a few more blinders ready to plaster here. Watch this space. {: ^) ... (read in full...)

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A. 4 April 2008: No i haven't, Uncle Phill, is it good?... (read in full...)

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A. 3 April 2008: This is for all the women who can handle it ~ and for all the men who will enjoy reading it. 1. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 2. CATS Wo... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 2 April 2008: A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee. The following day he received this report: ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 1 April 2008: Aunty depressant... hee hee hee, very good, Mandy, very good indeed, and glad to be of help. More jokes and quotes to come...just watch this space : -) Your ever~curing Aunty~biotic, BigSis xXx... (read in full...)

Survey: how old were you when you performed your first fellatio, did you choose a special person and did you like it from the very beginning?

A. 1 April 2008: Ok, Anon, you were close, very close. Yes I was young, very young, and two of the members you mentioned were involved. First one was not through choice, and the second was totally my choice, only I was older then. Can't say as I enjoyed it, and ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 1 April 2008: A woman once said: A man is like a deck of playing cards... A Heart to love him... A Diamond to marry him... A Club to smash his fecking head in....and... A Spade to bury the bastard. (: )... (read in full...)

Is red pubic hair a turn on?

Q. Since I'm a natural redhead my hair down there is also red. I was wondering if having red pubic hair turns on guys. I've heard it does, although I'm not sure why. My partners before my current boyfriend wanted me to shave (which I've never done, ...

A. 1 April 2008: Well I think I got a bit finger happy there ~ my apologies for my post going through twice..and btw?...no pun intended. : ) ps...Message to Laray: I'm sure your red hair is lovely, and don't let anybody tell you to change what nature intended... (read in full...)

Is red pubic hair a turn on?

A. 1 April 2008: I most definitely am not a whimpy brunette LazyGuy.... (read in full...)

Is red pubic hair a turn on?

A. 1 April 2008: I'm most definitely not a whimpy brunette LazyGuy.... (read in full...)

I don't think it is just another schoolgirl crush, so what can I do about my feelings for my teacher?

Q. man i know you guys will say just another teenager crushing over her teacher,well its not like that....i really love him thats why i try to hide it so i wont jeprodize our relationship,or scare him away or worst start rumors that would lead to his ...

A. 1 April 2008: He must be lush...but you know as well as anyone else ~ he is out of bounds, he's there to be your mentor, your guide...someone who's been entrusted by your parents to educate you. Don't mess with him, and know this, it IS just another school girl ... (read in full...)

I've had anal sex for the first time and think I'm pregnant but my mom does not know this and she'a making me take a laxative, can it harm my unborn child?

Q. Ok here goes, I've had anal sex for the first time and think I'm pregnant but my mom does not know this and she'a making me take a laxative, can it harm my unborn child?...

A. 1 April 2008: If you think you're pregnant through having anal sex, then my sweet, let me tell you - it's very highly unlikely. If you think you are pregnant through unprotected vaginal intercourse, then you could very well be pregnant. Take a pregnanc... (read in full...)

I constantly think that other people are better than me.

Q. I have a problem, I think. I can't see myself as special. I only see myself as normal. I know I have a lot of good things about me. I do well at school, I have some artistic talent (in music, writing and drawing/painting), I enjoy good health, and...

A. 31 March 2008: Here's a little advice from one special lady to another, and listen carefully. Each and everyone of us are special, we're all unique in our own way. You should never worry about what others say or think about you. Look deep inside of yourself and ... (read in full...)

I love him so much. I'm always craving sex form him.... is that normal....

Q. I have a SEXY sexy sexy boyfriend. I love him so much. I'm always craving sex form him.... is that normal.... like he'll send me a text saying "Mmm baby I want you" and I automatically get horny .Is that normal to get that way over nothing ? I'm ...

A. 31 March 2008: I'm hoping you're more 15 rather than 13. You ask if it's normal to get that way over nothing? I wouldn't call it nothing. Nothing wrong with it, more like. You can't help it if your a horny teenager. There are girls, and women for that matter,... (read in full...)

She is my soul mate, lover, best friend, wife, and mother of my children. All she wants to do is party!!!

Q. My wife of almost 8 years left me for partying, and to "miss me" so she can fall in love again, from what she said. I know she is just out partying. This wouldn't be as big a deal, but we have 10 years together, 8 of which is marriage, and 3 chil...

A. 31 March 2008: I agree with Polarkite, and I will add that many women - like your wife, I believe, married too young. She feels she's missed out on how to get out there, have fun and 'party' and perhaps she wants feel single again. I don't know your wife's b... (read in full...)

Survey: how old were you when you performed your first fellatio, did you choose a special person and did you like it from the very beginning?

A. 30 March 2008: Ahhhhh....that's for me to know and for you to wrack your brain about what i'm hiding. : p... (read in full...)

'How.......?'

Q. How can I please my boyfriend in bed?...

A. 30 March 2008: My darling, you could bounce up and down and see how high you can go...he would love it! You both would come to think of it. I do, it's very pleasing. No seriously, (sorry about that) There are so many things you can do, they loved to be caress... (read in full...)

Survey: how old were you when you performed your first fellatio, did you choose a special person and did you like it from the very beginning?

A. 30 March 2008: I'm not telling. : )... (read in full...)

Feelings for my cousin...

Q. For some reason I'am attracted to my cousin. It all began when I went to a family party and I remember I didnt go so early. and when I got there everybody else was there and she was there too. And when i started to enter into the apartment she told ...

A. 30 March 2008: From what I figured out there, Lilhigh, I think she was teasing you. She probably got just as much a thrill as you did. She knew what she was doing. It's not totally wrong to feel horny when you see your cousin around, especially now that you've s... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 29 March 2008: You told me to keep them coming...well here's more... 1. Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night; I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'. 2. A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her b... (read in full...)

I am obsessed with an older divorced man...

Q. Hello..I am young..a 17 year old girll.I fell for this one man between the age of 40-50 years old in 2005.He is the best guy I have ever seen in my life and I love him to death. Actually, I am overly obsessed with him.I used to go to his church he ...

A. 29 March 2008: I agree with Brooke. Forget him, You have no future with him. Think of what your life will be like when you get to 30, he will be 70-80...You'll be in your prime, i'm not going to say where he will be, i'll leave that for you to decide. I was 25 ... (read in full...)

Help!-I am obsessed with my mom!

Q. Ok,this sounds very creepy but,ever since i was 8 i have wanted to have sex with my mom Extremely Badly!! i mean u have no idea.i am only 13 but you know i have had soo many dreams about having sex with her and i just cant tell her how i feel. i mean...

A. 29 March 2008: My darling, I think you seriously need to find yourself a girlfriend and these thoughts will fade from your mind, eventually. Whether your mum be horrified or flattered, it's just doesn't seem right. I'm sure your mum is gorgeous and hot, but y... (read in full...)

Humanity - the other white meat

Q. It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...

A. 29 March 2008: DITTO!!!... (read in full...)

I really care for my friend and would like things to develop further, is it ok to stop by his place without calling beforehand?

Q. Hello, I really really like one of my guy friends and I would like to be in a relationship with him someday. We have a lot in common and have the same career goals. Hes a really sweet guy who works hard and is fun to be around. We hang out sometim...

A. 29 March 2008: As a friend, he might appreciate you just passing by to say hello, but what will you do if he had a girlfriend round at that moment? You haven't said whether he has one or not, and you could be upset by it. You could, on the other hand - just ... (read in full...)

Is it normal that I still visit my friend's grave?

Q. is it normal that I still visit my best friends grave even though hes been gone for 8 years he died of leukemia and my friends say that its not healthy to think about the deacesed, but im happy and talk to him even though he cant hear me I like to ...

A. 28 March 2008: There is nothing weird at all with you going to visit your friend's grave. If it gives you comfort then you carry on, for as long as you wish. You shouldn't worry about what the others think. It's lovely that you think of him, in your eyes you... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 28 March 2008: To help you forget your every day problems and read how others put their thoughts into words, these are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage hasfungus growing in it. 2. ... (read in full...)

Does anyone with sleeping problems have any tips for me?

Q. Hi all, long time no post. Hopefully this will be appropriate for the site. Anyways, in the past week I seem to be having trouble sleeping. 3 nights ago I was awake for almost 36 hours which isn't normal for me, the nest night I fell asleep watc...

A. 28 March 2008: Hey Peter, i'm the resident insomniac of the board, nice to 'meet' you : o) I don't think i'm the right person to answer your question here, i've tried every trick in the book, and none of them work for me. In your case, it sounds to me as if you... (read in full...)

My husband hit me--should we separate?

Q. My husband told me tonight that we should separate. He says if I went away for a year and lost some weight and sorted my pms, out he would reconsider. I am very hurt. Last week he hit me over the head with a glass and caused injury. He says it ...

A. 28 March 2008: Nicely put Baby Duck. She is right you know, hard as it may be for you to accept, he will not change, he will find another excuse, another time, and it will go on and on and on. He's your husband for crying out loud - 'for better or for worse'. ... (read in full...)

I'm so disgusted with myself I didnt mean to kiss this other guy

Q. Please help: Hi, I've been with my boyfriend for nearly three years now and love him so much. It's marriage for sure. He's the most geniune guy I know and would never do anything or cheat on me. Hes not the type. Neither am I, but was out with my ...

A. 28 March 2008: I'm leaning towards agreeing with Edward here. What he doesn't know wont hurt and try and forget it. I know you feel guilty, and if you think for one moment he'll go bananas, then keep it under your hat. If you can trust your friends not to say a... (read in full...)

I really like my best friend's boyfriend, we've had threesomes, but he's feeling trapped because she's pregnant!

Q. I really like my best friends boyfriend. I have liked him for about 2 years now and never told anyone about it. We all had a few 3somes together at some point, and me and the boyfriend work together which makes me like him even more. My mate has ...

A. 27 March 2008: I believe this young lady is the 'other girl' on the other thread, what do you think Aunties? Let me get this straight.. These are a couple of your quotes: ''She found out about us seeing each other and went mad at him and not me, this is ... (read in full...)

He chose my best friend because she is pregnant with his baby, but he loves me actually. I can only think about how happy we could have been...!

Q. I really like my best friend's boyfriend. I have liked him for about 2 years now and never told anyone about it. We all had a few 3somes together at some point, and me and the boyfriend work together which makes me like him even more. My mate has ...

A. 27 March 2008: Tisha...I believe this lady is the 'other girl' Let me get this straight.. This is your quote: ''She found out about us seeing each other and went mad at him and not me, this is only because i knew all the things i know about her.'' ''N... (read in full...)

What's a 'mars bar' party?

Q. Whats a mars bar party, someone mentioned it the the other day but I'm not sure what it is? ...

A. 27 March 2008: Tellullah, maybe he likes them toasted. : o)... (read in full...)

How do I tell my husband he bores me sexually without hurting his feelings?

Q. Hello, I have been married for 6 years, and I have lost interest in sex with my husband. We have sex about once a week, but I feel as if I'm just going through the motions. Sometimes I pretend I'm satisfied, and sometimes I try to explain what I ...

A. 27 March 2008: This same thing happened to me, for a long time I was going though exactly the same motions as you are now, until one day I just thought to myself; ''F**k it!...I can't take this anymore, unless I tell you to do this for me - it's never gonna ... (read in full...)

What's a 'mars bar' party?

Q. Whats a mars bar party, someone mentioned it the the other day but I'm not sure what it is? ...

A. 26 March 2008: Uncle Phil, Mars Bars are safer, Snickers...not good for those with nut allergies! Mars Bar Parties? Best place to combine all activities - if you want to work rest and play that is. : o)... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 26 March 2008: Once again, in relation to some of the problems we are receiving here, let's cheer their situations up by suggesting complimentary or insulting messages they can send via a greetings card.....meant in the nicest possible way of course : o ) A few... (read in full...)

He told me "dating you would probably never happen"...so what does this really mean?

Q. One time this guy said to me that dating me would probably never happen and i said well i am not going to expect it but if it does well then it does what do you think he meant by saying probably never happen was he thinking that i wouldn't want to ...

A. 26 March 2008: 'Would probably never happen'...To me it sounds like it's meant to sound. If that sounds right? Now i'm confused :| I think he means it 'WONT' happen. When he said that to you, had you asked him on a date, or were you just talking in gener... (read in full...)

Cruel jibes in the past still make me feel so ugly ..I'm so insecure now with my boyfriend, help me!

Q. I'm 19 years old. I was always ignored in high school. One guy actually called me ugly once (and added that I should consider plastic surgery). No one ever called me beautiful and no guys ever crushed on me. My friends told me I was pretty, but ...

A. 26 March 2008: You must stop beating yourself up like that. Listen to me, every one of us are unique in our own way. That guy who said you were ugly and said you needed plastic surgery is a low life, who has nothing better to do than taunt girls, he was show... (read in full...)

I'm 17 and she's 44, but I've fancied her for over two years now, and I think she likes me too..any tips on how to progress?

Q. Hi i am 17 and i have noticed that i dont fancy girls my own age. However I have found that I fancy older women is this normal and ok? I know this lady and I fancy her she is 44 and single. I have fancyed her for 2 years now and think she likes me ...

A. 26 March 2008: Useiwayne.... ...Jake is from the UK, and in the UK the age of consent is 16 for both heterosexuals (since 1885) and homosexuals (since 2000). Jake, there's nothing wrong with feeling attracted to older women. Next time you see her check out he... (read in full...)

I ejaculate too quickly. I want my GF to be able to cum first, can you suggest something?

Q. Hi, I would really need some real help, and I appreciate some feed backs from people. basically, I have this problem of reaching the orgasim real fast, I don't know how to stop cuming, before she comes first. I have come a cross some ideas like ...

A. 26 March 2008: It is all about self control, Nick. Try to concentrate only on her, more than yourself. I know it can take some time before a woman reaches her orgasm, making it harder for the man to hold his any longer. If you want, try this method - it does ... (read in full...)

Do you "spit" or "swallow"? What do you do with the cum?

Q. when you give a guy a handjob or a blow job and he cums...what do you do with it??? do you spit it out or what?? sry,ive never done it before and i want to know so i know what to do...

A. 25 March 2008: The choice is yours, it's not such a bad taste. A man’s ejaculate is actually only 1% sperm. The rest is composed of various proteins, vitamins, sugars, salts, cholesterol, and water. All the extras are what protect, feed and fuel the sperm in... (read in full...)

His friends party or me should I make him choose?

Q. Me and my boyfriend live quite far away, and i usually see him every other weekend, i didnt see him last weekend so im supposed to see him this weekend. The problem is is that hes going to his friends birthday,and there going out to bars etc. I c...

A. 25 March 2008: Emmababy...my advice is don't make him choose betweeen you and his friends, chances are - you may lose him for good, because it's going to sound like you don't trust him and please believe me when I tell you - guys do not want that...then where will ... (read in full...)

What use are dads? They just stop you doing stuff.

Q. Dad says I should concentrate on my studies instead of boys. He's always setting rules. Why can't I be like my friends and do as I please, they don't have dads. What use are dads? They just stop you doing stuff....

A. 25 March 2008: Prepare yourself for a lecture here, young lady, because you sure as 'ell deserve one. I hope that by reading every one of the Auntie's opinion's and advices here, has made you realise that you're so lucky to have a father.... ...and i'... (read in full...)

Each time I shower, I shave my legs and "down there" but it still feels prickly! Need some suggestions!

Q. I'm having a bit of a problem. Each time I shower, I shave my legs and "down there" with warm water, shaving cream, all the things you are supposed to do. My legs are always silky smooth, but it seems no matter how much I try, it still feels ...

A. 25 March 2008: Well "A reader, anonymous,(18 March 2008)" You had me in sticthes reading your post, and at 5am that's an achievement!! You certainly have a way with words, who ever you are, keep it up. I love it. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ You want to know how... (read in full...)

How can I "Deep Throat" without gagging?

Q. How can I help my gag reflex, and give him deep throat? I have a real problem with gagging, so how can I relax the muscles?...

A. 25 March 2008: Providing you want to take it deep - this may work for you. Try it a little at a time, practice at it - then you can gradually control your throat muscles as you go deeper, and eventually you will master it and control the gagging. Failing that... (read in full...)

The Truth about Pubic Hair?

Q. Hi, I am a 15 year old girl and my boyfriend has been wanting to finger me but I am afraid to because I am afraid he will think pubes are gross. I tried shaving them but I had trouble doing a good job and after like a day it was just stubbly and ...

A. 25 March 2008: Aww...you shouldn't stress yourself out so much over this. It's not as bad as you think, and pubic hair is natural and sexy. Good points there from LazyGuy, though. I agree with this last piece of advice he gave you; Quoted Text: ''Decide ... (read in full...)

I am having dreams about my teacher...I need help!

Q. Hi, I need help. I am having dreams about my teacher raping me and then I have dreams of us in bed (having S*X). Please help me I don't know what to do. I think I am going mad over him. ...

A. 24 March 2008: Loveprincess, my apologies sweetheart, I got you mixed up with our serial fake poster. With regards to your dreams, like LJ says - it is fairly normal to have these feelings, and because he's on your mind and you're thinking of him all the time... (read in full...)

He broke up with me because I was talking to some guy, but I want him back!

Q. Me and my boyfriend had been dating for 8 months and then we broke up because i talked to some guy!! he's muslim though so remember that. We got back together a short time after and it doesnt feel the same anymore, it does for him but me i dont no...

A. 24 March 2008: Laura, i think you may have misunderstood her, she said he feels the same as before but she doesn't anymore. I think you've lost respect for him because you felt he didn't trust you, try to forget about his jealousy... (read in full...)

Will we ever get back together or should I forget her and move on?

Q. I have been going out with my Gf for 3 yrs. The relationship was going down hill due to us arguing all the time about stupid things. about a month ago she told me she wants a brake. She told me she wants to do her own thing and concertrate on ...

A. 24 March 2008: She seems to be more interested in her studies at the moment, so I think you should give her the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps she feels she may have been neglecting her studies while you were together, and that the constant arguing was keeping her ... (read in full...)

I'm pregnant! How do I tell my parents?

Q. Dear Cupid, I am a 22yr old asian sikh girl and i am with the love of my life, he is black carribean and is aged 24. We have been 2gether 4 years; had our problems but no doubt love eachother more than anything. recently I have found out that i...

A. 23 March 2008: Afreena, You are undoubtably very much in love with eachother. If the pair of you are ready to have your baby and are seeing a future together, then I think you should go ahead and enjoy your little gift made from love. How to tell your parents... (read in full...)

Do guys get turned off by pubic hair?

Q. Do guys get turned off by pubic hair? Im 16 and im scared guys wil think im dirty. plz help ...

A. 23 March 2008: I totally agree with the most of the other Aunties on this subject. A quote from one anonymous male; "All the completely shaved stuff that is so in, seems to me, to be an almost paedophilic fetish". Most men in general, it seems - do prefer... (read in full...)

I am having dreams about my teacher...I need help!

Q. Hi, I need help. I am having dreams about my teacher raping me and then I have dreams of us in bed (having S*X). Please help me I don't know what to do. I think I am going mad over him. ...

A. 22 March 2008: Unbelievable, truly unbelievable. Loveprincess, do you not anything else to do with your time, other than to start threads continuously? Come on now, enough is enough.... (read in full...)