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Like many a big sis, I'm here to listen and offer advice as best I can. Being a real life big sis - and favourite aunt, it has given me some experience in trying to help out where it's needed. My personal past experiences and mistakes have taught me well, and I've learnt a lot from them.
I've been (as the saying goes) there, done it and got the t-shirt. Therefore, in my 40 odd years, you could say I've had a pretty colourful, eventful and somewhat hectic life, to say the least!
I've survived many a downfall but managed to stay strong and keep on going. Then again - In saying all that, I'm still looking for some answers myself, so don't be surprised if you see me asking for that odd bit of advice now and again, after all I'm only human too.
: ^ )
Some special pointers to remember:
1} Follow your heart's desire, and if you want something bad enough ~ chances are you'll have it, if you don’t get it, it could be because you didn’t try hard enough.
2} There's a tremendous feeling in making others happy, despite our own situations.
3} If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.
4} Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift... That's why it's called the present.
5} You only have one life, and you must live each day as if it were your last...
So please take care of yourselves.
BigSis. xXx
B = Beauty
I = Is
G = Genetic
S = Sense
I = Is
S =Sanity
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 28 February 2009: A man gets home, tells his wife ''Get me a beer before it starts.''
He drinks it then says, ''Quick, get me another before it starts.''
Again she gets it, he drinks it and says, ''Another before it starts.''
She brings him another. He knocks it ba... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 22 September 2008: Can't remember if we've had this one already...but I'm sure many couples will relate to it;
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 21 September 2008: Hey Phil, don't you mean Knobworth?....LoL!!...
But wait one cotton pickin' minute..... or is it Knebworth?
Wa'eva, anyway - issnot that far from Letchworth.
LOL!!!
x... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 20 September 2008: Letch!!
: )
x... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 20 September 2008: Excellent Unc!...Sounds about right too! The bear facts, eh? : ^ D Thanks for that. xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 20 September 2008: "Polish Divorce"
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
Th... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 17 September 2008: Girlie Wisdom!
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
One of life's myster... (read in full...)
I accused my boyfriend unjustly and he has forgiven me, but his mother has not. Should I stay with him after this?
Q. I have to be the most stupidest person in the world, well not stupid gulible. I accused my bf of kissing a member of his family (well his cousin to be exact) cause someone told me and I believed it so when I accused him it came out as if it was ...
A. 11 September 2008: Find the right time when you're both in a happy mood ~ I think that's the best time. Bring it up gradually, don't go in all guns blazing about it. Then just say to him that he needs to stop this 'throwing in your face and reminders of your past ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 September 2008: The Man Rules ---
Yeah Right!! So he says.
Some guy has taken the time to write this all down. This is the guys' side of the story. He says;
"We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side". ... (read in full...)
I accused my boyfriend unjustly and he has forgiven me, but his mother has not. Should I stay with him after this?
Q. I have to be the most stupidest person in the world, well not stupid gulible. I accused my bf of kissing a member of his family (well his cousin to be exact) cause someone told me and I believed it so when I accused him it came out as if it was ...
A. 10 September 2008: Aww babe, I'm sorry, and yeah, he was wrong to have made it public, he's more or less made you out to be some kind of ogre.
He's being very immature by throwing it in your face and making you pay, he needs to get it in his head that it was a mist... (read in full...)
I accused my boyfriend unjustly and he has forgiven me, but his mother has not. Should I stay with him after this?
Q. I have to be the most stupidest person in the world, well not stupid gulible. I accused my bf of kissing a member of his family (well his cousin to be exact) cause someone told me and I believed it so when I accused him it came out as if it was ...
A. 10 September 2008:
Thanks for the update.
Now, I think the pair of you have to sit and have a real heart to heart here.
It seems to me that yours and his friends are taking over your relationship.
Perfect example:
You listened to your friends ~ when they said... (read in full...)
Warning! Alcohol and it's FX!!
Q. Sometimes, when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards, and all of their hopes and dreams. Now, if I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and thei...
A. 8 September 2008: You maybe as frunk as duck but after the other night Meesh, I was in such a muckin fuddle!
I'm as jober as a sudge now, maybe later we could have a chat and the perra us can end up as nissed as pewts! Heh heh heh.
: p
Sis xXx
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Is it possible to lose your virginity with your clothes on?
Q. I was wondering if I have on my clothes and I come into contact with a male who has on clothes as well and I feel his penis kind of touch my vagina is that losing the virginity?I was in pain afterwards but there was no bleeding.I was emotional and ...
A. 8 September 2008: OMG! Analdia...You're doin' my head in, I want to scream!
Lol!
: o
I thought we solved this problem? How could it have gone in a 'Tinch' if you insisted you both still had your pants on??
BigSis
xXx
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Warning! Alcohol and it's FX!!
Q. Sometimes, when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards, and all of their hopes and dreams. Now, if I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and thei...
A. 7 September 2008: HA! Tell me about it Michelle, last time I looked I was very much a woman....then again ~ BigSis might mean BigBro where 'peaceview' comes from...who knows?
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
xXx
Pssst! You wanna beer? Meet me in Waz'z B... (read in full...)
Is it possible to lose your virginity with your clothes on?
Q. I was wondering if I have on my clothes and I come into contact with a male who has on clothes as well and I feel his penis kind of touch my vagina is that losing the virginity?I was in pain afterwards but there was no bleeding.I was emotional and ...
A. 5 September 2008: Hi Analdia,
You can relax now sweetheart, you are still a virgin. I was just as confused after reading your post.
I don't know why you experienced pain and why you're feeling so different since that happened, it could just be psycholo... (read in full...)
Is it possible to lose your virginity with your clothes on?
Q. I was wondering if I have on my clothes and I come into contact with a male who has on clothes as well and I feel his penis kind of touch my vagina is that losing the virginity?I was in pain afterwards but there was no bleeding.I was emotional and ...
A. 4 September 2008: Right, Analdia, Did he penetrate you with his penis? In simpler terms, did he put his penis inside your vagina? If he did, then you had intercourse and you are no longer a virgin. If he never entered you at all, then yes, you are still a virgin. ... (read in full...)
Is it possible to lose your virginity with your clothes on?
Q. I was wondering if I have on my clothes and I come into contact with a male who has on clothes as well and I feel his penis kind of touch my vagina is that losing the virginity?I was in pain afterwards but there was no bleeding.I was emotional and ...
A. 3 September 2008: Forget his and your clothes...a virgin is someone who has not had sexual intercourse.
Whether you had clothes on or not, Hon, if his penis penetrated your vagina then yes, you have lost that 'V' card.
There is only one 'cherry' to pop ...and i... (read in full...)
How do I convince my sister to stop wearing this bikini?
Q. My cute younger sister (she's 16) hangs around the public pool wearing a thong bikini. From behind, it looks as though she is totally naked. The boys there gather around her, many whispering, all staring, some spreading the word. If I ask her to ...
A. 30 August 2008: I'd leave her alone if I were you. If she's any one's responsibility, it'll be your mum's, and shes okay with it.
The other thing is, the more you tell her not to do something or not to wear a certain garment, the more she'll do it.
My eldest b... (read in full...)
Were you nervous about asking your partners on your first date? How did you do it?
Q. I like this waitress in my local pub that I want to ask out, but I'm nervous about it? I was just wondering whether readers were nervous about asking their partners out, and what they think I should do? (sounds obvious, but I'd still like ...
A. 27 August 2008: Oh My God, Tommy!
I've just noticed the date when you first put this post up. 23rd June??
2 months and you've still not done it? 2 months??
Where do you live? I'm coming there to play Cupid if you don't get your finger out!
: D
Good luck Ho... (read in full...)
I accused my boyfriend unjustly and he has forgiven me, but his mother has not. Should I stay with him after this?
Q. I have to be the most stupidest person in the world, well not stupid gulible. I accused my bf of kissing a member of his family (well his cousin to be exact) cause someone told me and I believed it so when I accused him it came out as if it was ...
A. 27 August 2008: Go with what your heart and your head tells you, and if your boyfriend is willing to take such a big step with you ~ then do it.
You love him, he loves you, forget his mother. It was a silly mistake on your behalf, but you only acted upon some idio... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 25 August 2008: Like it, Bubbloo. Sort of thing my ex would have said. {Not that I ever did that, it was the other way round in my case!}
**
Cupidguy,
You have a point there, actually ~ 4 points...but I can't begin to imagine what kind of bra we'd have to wear... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 25 August 2008: Depends...
...now what size buckets we talking here, Unc?
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 25 August 2008: Thanks Chloe, I intend to..
..because we all need a little humour to brighten our day, sometimes.
**
Cupidguy,
I know you are, so if I've offended you in any way, then from the roundness of my 38D size breasts ~ I offer my sincere apologie... (read in full...)
Warning! Alcohol and it's FX!!
Q. Sometimes, when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards, and all of their hopes and dreams. Now, if I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and thei...
A. 25 August 2008: Huh??
Now try reading the article again with a little humour in mind.
: )... (read in full...)
My husband called out our 16 month old daughter's name during sex!
Q. What does it mean when my husband called out our 16 month old daughter's name during sex? My husband and I have a 16 month old daughter. During sex, he called out her name by accident instead of my name, saying, "Oh-----------, I love you!" ...
A. 25 August 2008: Have you not stopped to think that your husband may be that besotted by your baby ~ that she's on his mind 24/7? It happens. A slip of the tongue is all it is.
How many times have you gone to call someone and got their name wrong? On many occa... (read in full...)
What advice/information do you have about a nooner?
Q. My long time boyfriend and I are interested in having a nooner. What advice/information do you have about them? Could we have it in an office or is it better to come home for it? ...
A. 25 August 2008: Collaroy,
I think it's a Gooner with a silent 'G'.
If that's the case, I'd say, change the team you support.
: )
x ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 25 August 2008: EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the sm... (read in full...)
I want to be a companion for lonely women. Any advice on finding clients?
Q. I'm 19 and I want to become a companion for lonely women. I've heard that older women want more than sex (they want someone to have fun with, talk to). Well I'm good at that and I'm reasonably attractive too. Money is not an issue...if women pay me ...
A. 20 August 2008: Depends what you got to offer under that frock of yours.
: P... (read in full...)
I want to be a companion for lonely women. Any advice on finding clients?
Q. I'm 19 and I want to become a companion for lonely women. I've heard that older women want more than sex (they want someone to have fun with, talk to). Well I'm good at that and I'm reasonably attractive too. Money is not an issue...if women pay me ...
A. 20 August 2008: Try Publishing your profile on line, or this link might give you an idea of how to get started.
http://www.magnumescorts.com/home.html
I know it's over here in England, but there must similar sites over in the States.
Good Luck.
BigSi... (read in full...)
I want to be a companion for lonely women. Any advice on finding clients?
Q. I'm 19 and I want to become a companion for lonely women. I've heard that older women want more than sex (they want someone to have fun with, talk to). Well I'm good at that and I'm reasonably attractive too. Money is not an issue...if women pay me ...
A. 20 August 2008: : )
xXx... (read in full...)
Getting kicked in the balls - worse than rape?!
Q. K so on youtube today there was a guy who was convinced that getting kicked in the balls is worse (in both pain and adverse side effects) someone getting raped.. I dunno I just thought it's be interesting to get some opinions on this Also, ho...
A. 19 August 2008: So there you have it....it's all bollox!
x... (read in full...)
Should I try and stay friends with my abusive ex?
Q. Hello, I recently have left my boyfriend of 2 years. It has been 1 month. I ignored him for about 3 weeks because the last day i saw him, he hit me. this is not the first time it had happened. he has been hitting me on and off for about 18months. he ...
A. 19 August 2008: I suggest that you make a clean break, away, far far away from this guy. I'm sorry, but he sounds like a horrible, nasty, psychotic piece of work, and if you want to keep your sanity, be safe and live to see your next birthday, then don't even ... (read in full...)
Am I over-reacting? Is there more to life than text messages?
Q. Whenever my bf doesnt reply to my text messages within an hour I freak out and assume that he mustnt like me anymore or wants to break up. I dont know if this feeling is rational or not. He used to text me 24/7 and he would always reply pretty fas...
A. 18 August 2008: Me again!
I broke up with a guy just recently, and one of the reasons was ~ because I didn't reply straight away at times when he text me. I had perfectly good reasons too, but he was that insecure he was asking me who I was with?When was the last... (read in full...)
Should I insist that my girlfriend tells me about her fling?
Q. Last november me n my gf went out for a night out n she got drunk n then started talkin bout past bf's. And then she started saying something about this fling she had with a guy( she had already told me about this n knew it bothered me). Anyway I st...
A. 18 August 2008: Very true, Troubled, and I do understand how our poster feels. By rights, she should have never opened her mouth about her past, and it is only natural that he's curious. But I still stick by what I said, and that it's better to let sleeping dogs ... (read in full...)
I don't let him return oral as I like to be the one in control and he's starting to get annoyed...
Q. I need some advice, I have been seeing this guy for a while and I give him oral all the time and it doesn't bother me, however, when he wants to return the favour I wont let him as I don't really like it and I think he is starting to get annoyed ...
A. 18 August 2008: Like Troubled and Hope said, it is entirely up to you what you want done to your body, and he should respect that, but what you must understand too is ~ it's just a big a turn on for him to do it to you as it is to have it done to him ...by you.
I... (read in full...)
I'm too shy to ask a doctor about this discharge!
Q. hey, i have a LOT of discharge i am a virgin and so i won't have any STD's, i've been having this discharge for years now, ever since i was about 11, and i'm now 14,and it's really concerning me, what if it could last for another 2 years, please h...
A. 18 August 2008: Hiya Chelsea,
Listen darlin, don't panic, you said you're still a virgin, so there's really nothing to be overly concerned about, however, two years does seem a bit too long to be having this problem. So for peace of mind ~ and so you don't have... (read in full...)
Should I insist that my girlfriend tells me about her fling?
Q. Last november me n my gf went out for a night out n she got drunk n then started talkin bout past bf's. And then she started saying something about this fling she had with a guy( she had already told me about this n knew it bothered me). Anyway I st...
A. 18 August 2008: Have you heard these song lyrics?:
What you never know won't hurt you
What you never know won't lie
What you never know won't desert you
What you never know won't say goodbye
AND...
What you never know won't make you cry.
So it's best lef... (read in full...)
Cut or uncut, what do girls prefer?
Q. Do women prefer foreskin or no foreskin?...
A. 18 August 2008: I've never had the pleasure of an 'uncut' willy, but from what I've heard it's meant to be a whole lot better, and if that's the case ~ then I'm up for giving it a go. : ) xXx... (read in full...)
Am I over-reacting? Is there more to life than text messages?
Q. Whenever my bf doesnt reply to my text messages within an hour I freak out and assume that he mustnt like me anymore or wants to break up. I dont know if this feeling is rational or not. He used to text me 24/7 and he would always reply pretty fas...
A. 18 August 2008: Oh babe, I think you're getting a little paranoid, and the more you worry about it the worse it's going to feel, then all sorts of things will be going on in your head.
Try and stop your worrying, it's sounding like you're not trusting him, and that... (read in full...)
My boyfriend hit me, but now threatens to kill himself if I leave him. Help!
Q. My bf and I get on good normally bt when we argue.. WE ARGUE.. we shout scream evrything but today he punched me.. I was in complete hysterics and tried to leave but he locked me in and I eventually managed to leave when his mate came in. He phoned ...
A. 18 August 2008: I've been there, and guys like him do not change!
I agree 100% with everything everyone is saying here, so there's not a lot left for me to say in this matter.
What I will say though, is, you're young and you will find someone with whom you will... (read in full...)
How could he hurt me by watching pornography?
Q. I honestly believed that my boyfriend was not in the faintest interested in pornography. I have come to know otherwise. I moved in with my boyfriend a few months ago and about a month ago, found him doing the unthinkable. Prior to this and when...
A. 14 August 2008: Good post there Waz...
All because a man is watching some porn?
So what's the big deal here, eh?
Like I've said in another thread, nobody's died here, take a look at what's surrounding us... nastiness, stabbings, shootings, rapes, et... (read in full...)
All the ups and downs of a good relationship, but no marriage proposal yet -I'm depressed!
Q. so i feel like a little lost puppy. i have been with my man for a little over a year now and i travelled to another country to be with him. the relationship is good. we have our ups and downs. our arguments here and there but for the most part we ...
A. 14 August 2008: You are so obsessed with the whole idea of being married to this guy that's it's taken over your life, and changed you. Can't you see it? I have a feeling he's seen it, that's why he's suddenly changed his mind.
A lost puppy? Come on...how old are ... (read in full...)
Is it normal for your parents to want you to pay back money you borrow?
Q. Hi, I just want to know: Is it normal for your parents to want you to pay back money you borrow? Please reply =] Love ya all tasha x...
A. 13 August 2008: Hey Tasha,
I just asked my eldest grandson, and he said, "If I was working and got my own pocket money and then borrowed fom mum and dad, I fink they would ask for it back".
And he's 9!
Cute eh?
BigSis
xXx
PS...
The difference here my... (read in full...)
Can someone give me advice on how I can stop these feelings for him, or am I going to have to relocate?
Q. I’ve had a crush on a guy that lives in my neighborhood for about eight years. Actually he lives in the building right next to mine, and we’ve never said a word to one another but when we walk by each other we almost always make eye contact. So I ...
A. 13 August 2008: Oh dear, Kekeloland, Why go through all that upheaval of moving home for a crush who may or may not have even given you a second thought? You sound like you're totally obsessed with this guy. You really must snap out of it. It's just a fantasy o... (read in full...)
Is it normal for your parents to want you to pay back money you borrow?
Q. Hi, I just want to know: Is it normal for your parents to want you to pay back money you borrow? Please reply =] Love ya all tasha x...
A. 13 August 2008: If you 'borrow' something, then yes, you are expected to give it back, otherwise it wouldn't be borrowing. If they offered to give you the money as a gift, then that's a different story. I take it you've asked to borrow money off your parents a... (read in full...)
Am I overreacting about my boyfriend's stunning best friend?
Q. My boyfriends best friend is a girl, and she is utterly stunning, she is very thin and striking, wheras i am very short and curvy. I have no problem with him having a best friend who is a girl, its just I get jealous sometimes as she always sits on ...
A. 12 August 2008: LoL! @ Spiffeh.
: )
x... (read in full...)
Was it my fault? And is it ever O.K. for a man to hit, push, and rough-house a woman?
Q. Hi, Is it ever O.K. for a man to hit, push, and rough-house a woman? My boyfriend of three years bruised me up pretty bad a few weeks ago, but claims he had the right to do it, saying he was defending himself. What happened was, I ended up slap...
A. 12 August 2008: Yes it is scary, I've been there, so I know exactly how you're feeling. I hate to say this, hun, but it'll go on, and it's not going to stop there, and don't you dare let him convince you otherwise.
If he's done it once he'll do it again and agai... (read in full...)
My Red Flag has gone up... Should I be suspicious?
Q. My boyfriend is 12 yrs younger than me, and we have been living together for 2 yrs now. I have never trusted him due to an ongoing issue of him gawking at younger women. I am not beautiful, but I am not too bad. My self esteeme level is diminished ...
A. 12 August 2008: Flspy...
It's bad enough that this woman is worried and fretting about her relationship, she doesn't need to hear those sort of comments.
People are coming on this site for help and advice, please be nice.
If you wanted to send a message out to... (read in full...)
What should I do about my sister watching lesbian porn?!
Q. Many times i have caught my sister watching porn and kind of grinding to a stack of pillows (the way a man would to a woman). anyway, it was lesbian porn and shes 12 years old. i didnt tell her i knew in case of embarrassment. but i dont know if its ...
A. 11 August 2008: Yep!... I follow the other Aunt's and Uncle's answers too. You do nothing. Your sister's just curious, that's all, as in no doubt were you when you were younger, as was I and probably everyone else on this site. BigSis xXx... (read in full...)
What is the average penis size for a 13 year old?
Q. What is the average penis size for a 13 year old boy? I am just curious......
A. 11 August 2008: 150 odd answers?!
OH MY!!!!...So many 13 year old willies out there!....Can you all come back in about 5 years please!!??
: ^ )... (read in full...)
My boyfriend has an "adult friend finder" account on the internet, we are in a sexless relationship, what can I do to change all of this?
Q. Due to joint internet access i have discovered my boyfriend has an 'adult friendfinder' account. He is listed as single and describes his manhood too. He has written looking for online fun.... I know he chats as he doesnt come to bed until very l...
A. 11 August 2008: Hi Peeved,
I take it you haven't approached him about this? Why don't you simply ask him why he feels the need to be on a site like that, and tell him what you just told us, that your own sex life is non-existent, and that you want him and you'... (read in full...)
I've been giving my mom money to pay bills but she is giving money to my sister
Q. I want to know how to handle this. Over the past year, my mom has been asking me for money to help pay her bills. She is elderly and on social security. There is this one sister who drained her of her life savings so she has very limited ...
A. 11 August 2008: Oh Wow! I can understand how your feeling, I'm really sorry you're in this complicated situation. On the one hand, she's your mother, you love her, and you want to help her out and do what you can for her, then on the other hand, there's your ... (read in full...)
How do I steal him away from her?
Q. I really like this guy but he has a girlfriend. How do I steal him away from her?...
A. 11 August 2008: Our poster has already confirmed in her latest post, that that is was she intends doing..'leaving him alone'.
She's taken a back seat, and she's trying to avoid seeing him, and like she also said, she'll wait until they break up, if they ever do, ... (read in full...)
How do I steal him away from her?
Q. I really like this guy but he has a girlfriend. How do I steal him away from her?...
A. 11 August 2008: Shandy, your earlier post wasn't as bad as some...although they weren't to know either, hell ~ I didn't even know, but I agree with what you just posted.
xXx
... (read in full...)
How do I steal him away from her?
Q. I really like this guy but he has a girlfriend. How do I steal him away from her?...
A. 10 August 2008: That's better, at least now we have something to go by. Wish you could have said all of that in your original post. You got a pretty good bashing there in some of the replies.
You've done the right thing by sorting out your work space, away fro... (read in full...)
How can I get my wife to use this sex toy with me?
Q. How do I ask my wife to use a strap-on dildo on me? I brought one for her and she didn't get it and I was afraid to tell he I wanted her to use it on me. PLease help....
A. 10 August 2008: Oh Waz, you really are a 'cheeky' chappie aren't you?
Is there no 'end' to your wise 'cracks'? 'Butt' in saying that ~ I'm 'behind' you all the way with what you've just said.
Mr Anon,
Does your wife enjoy anal? Because if she does, then I don... (read in full...)
Old age, love and incest, is that so wrong?
Q. Hello...My name is Leonard I am 80 years old been carrying on a relationship with my 66 year old married sister. I to am married, but we're in love. We have had sex together and will more, when we can. We both are in unhappy marrages and we live far...
A. 10 August 2008: Bluntasaspoon....apparently his daughter did catch them at it, he said so in another thread.... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Don't worry Gecko hun, you're safe with me..
"We're none of us stupid ~ right here on Dear Cupid"
We're none of us saying you have small brain
To suggest that have ~ would be terribly lame
To me you're so cute, such a cuddly wee lizard
... (read in full...)
How do I steal him away from her?
Q. I really like this guy but he has a girlfriend. How do I steal him away from her?...
A. 10 August 2008: Can we have a little more info please?
Has he been with her long?
Does he seem happy with her or not?
Does he know you?
Does SHE know you?
You might be breaking her heart if you steal him away, does he mean that much to you?
BigSis
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine.
Created a pussy to their own design.
First, was a Butcher sharp with wit,
Using a knife created a slit.
Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold,
Using a chisle created a hole.
Third... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: I get 'em off somewhere? You propositioning me, young man?
: o... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Yes it was!
: o )
These are even better...
*TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T*:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last mi... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Please don't cover your arse on my acount sweetie.
: ^ P
*TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T*:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: 2. "This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilamanjar... oh, crap!"
13. "We have a lost child at gate 14, the bidding will start at £20."
Heh heh heh! Brilliant! Love them two.
+++++++++++++... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 August 2008: Might have been...
: )
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*TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHILST IN SURGERY*
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody s... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 August 2008: Really!
As if!!
I'm a respectable woman, what are you incinerating?!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 August 2008: No I wasn't offering, just wanted to know if you were...
: )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 August 2008: HA! Me neither...you offering?
ps...you serious Gecko? About Waz'z reply, I mean?
I hope you're not, else I'll be calling you Thicko Gecko.
Just kidding darling, Waz has a silly sense of humour, and it's catching!
Call me what you like, ... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 8 August 2008: Listed below are the Ten most common
things that men know about women:
1} They have a vaginal opening.
2}
3}
4}
5}
6}
7}
8}
9}
10} Oh, and tits.... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 July 2008: Yeah, thanks Cupidguy, I suppose I am ... in a nice rosy~red~apple kinda way. ; ^ ) Frank Carson? Is he still alive? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 July 2008: Now on the other hand....
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
: ^ )
xXx
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 July 2008: Oh Uncle Phil, you wicked man ... : )
Did you know women are like apples on trees?
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they so... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 22 July 2008: Nice one Tisha
: )
9 WORDS WOMEN USE:
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 July 2008: Phew! I'm so glad you cleared that one up Cupidguy, I almost didn't let your answer thru'. You got me all paranoid you did! It doesn't take much.
By the way...did you hear about all hell breaking lose at the paranoid schizophrenic pantomim... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Uncle Phil, I do believe that's The Prince and his Camel you're referring to there.
: ^ o... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Blimey, Tisha!! {Blesha!}...I'll get back to you on that one when I've read it........
........in a few weeks!
Luv ya!
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: That's the way to do it...nice one you guys, keep 'em coming.
Andrew, if you're out there? ... Feel free to join in, and these are all jokes that have some connection with relationships, so we're not really off topic here. {Please don't sack me.}... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: QUIZ TIME!!
Q. What's long and tubular and full of seamen? (This joke must be done orally.)
A. A submarine.
Q. What does a dog do that a man steps into?
A. Pants.
Q. What's a four letter word that ends in "k" and means
intercourse?
A. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Apology accepted my darlin'...I take that raspberry back.
*sucks cheeks back in*
: =... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Thanks buddy, at least someone appreciates my jokes! *blows kiss*
then
*blows raspberry at Diovan*
: )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Well that's nice to know, Lestat...thanks for putting a downer on my joke, just when I was starting to smile again.
: (
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: WOW! Thanks for that Anon. I think they're great.
******
THIS IS A KILLER....
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the ne... (read in full...)
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A. 4 July 2008: Well.....
Guts or Balls...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUT... (read in full...)
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A. 26 June 2008: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, 'I'l... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 26 May 2008: Have a read of these, they're brilliant...and so appropriate for this site.
Eight Words with two Meanings:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-r... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 23 May 2008: Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 21 May 2008: Blimey Vegas...took me all morning to read that. Very funny tho. Keep it up. {As the actress said to the Bishop!}
One more from me before I get on to my private messages, after I've done all my housework...Blurrrhhh!!
**A farmer in Devon ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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A. 20 May 2008: Thanks WaterLoo....Ditto!
Hey Vegas, nice to 'see' you again! That's what I like to 'hear' .... that I'm putting smiles on people's faces.
: )
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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A. 19 May 2008: Yo WaterLoo...glad they're makin' you smile hon. This next one's a laugh..
They say Doctors Never Laugh....
The Doctor said 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then', Bob ... (read in full...)
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A. 19 May 2008: *BEFORE MARRIAGE*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: )
John ~ Ahh...At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane ~ Do you want me to leave?
John ~ NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane ~ Do you love me?
John ~ Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane ~ Have you ever ... (read in full...)
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A. 15 May 2008: The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.
Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you are even remotely familiar with holy scr... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 May 2008: Sweety Pie, very good, that made me laugh, thanks...but now you've gone and given the guys ideas on how to be a bit more careful when answering their wives.
Us girls have a very cunning way of catching our fellas out.... even if we don't mean to, ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 May 2008: Thanks Mandy xXx
I phoned the Samaritans this morning because I needed some advice on something, and this was the automated service I had to listen to....
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline...
If you are an obsessive compulsive... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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A. 10 May 2008: YAY!! Mandy... you posted the 100th answer, I hereby award you with the Crackerjack pencil and a couple of cabbages or were ther cauli's...oh and 'Crackerjacks' web site.
www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/crackerjack.htm
~~~~~~~~~... (read in full...)
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A. 9 May 2008: OMG!!! Tisha!! I googled 'frenulum breve' and I got an eyeful of willies!!!
I've never heard of that before.
I thought 'cos I mentioned salami in a Deli' I assumed 'frenulum breve' was a type of soft cheese or a ham of somekind.
xXx... (read in full...)
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A. 9 May 2008: Phil, I'd like to see you wipe your's on my horizontal metal blinds, heeheehee!!!..the image would be just like you're slicing a salami in a deli.
: )
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A. 9 May 2008: Ok then, q1605...why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
To help them remember which end to wipe. SO HA!!
*
Why do little boys whine?
They are practicing to be men.
*
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
... (read in full...)
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A. 9 May 2008: Nacho's? Cutie? Tasty more like! I'd have him with melted chese any time of the day or night! Wouldn't mind dippin' that in me sauce pot!!!
I've always known what 'offside' meant, so there, NER!
Waz...Your version of the 'offside' rule was so ... (read in full...)
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A. 9 May 2008: Ha!! I got that in my emails too, Sophia.
FROM THE USA, AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from and Eagle to a Condom ~ because it more accurately reflects the government's politic... (read in full...)
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A. 8 May 2008: Oh dear Mandy, that's where I must be going wrong, I really must think before opening my gob in future!!
Those were crazy! Thanks for them.
xXxXxXx... (read in full...)
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A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you?
: ^ o
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you?
: ^ o
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: LOL, Mandy....I'm lovin'it!
Now don't you worry, the uncles here on DC wouldn't dare send hate mail.
We out~number you big time, don't we boys? If any of you have a problem with that, then you've a choice of agony aunts who'll gladly help.... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Vegas, we are all of special, and yes I did, they were great.
: )
*MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY*
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods and be prepared.
We'... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 6 May 2008: Very good Vegas.
You have now officially earned your rossette of ~ 'Nutter of the week' .... Join the club!
: )
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 6 May 2008: Oh Vegas, So glad we made you cry...
....with laughter.
Here's The world's shortest fairytale, it may help you sleep tonight;
Once upon a time a guy asked his girlfriend to marry him............She said NO......and she lived happy eve... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 3 May 2008: Tips for the ladies in year 2008
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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt ~ a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 May 2008:
Some of Cupid's Aunts admitted they were at a loss trying to answer the following;
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Dear Cupid, a couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. Th... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 27 April 2008: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 April 2008: TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3... Some people are alive only because it'... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 19 April 2008: Dear All,
My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year.
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 16 April 2008: LMAO!!! Nice one Mandy.
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"Choosing a Wife"
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the mone... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: Thanks Eyes, I most definitely am better off!
Birdie, talking of widows, check this out...a bit long, but worth it-- {: ^ )
"Dead husband sends an email?"
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A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: I wanted to share this personal message from me ~ (Big Sis), with all you ladies out there ~ who still resent their ex's.
"In Not So Loving Memory Of My Not So Dearest Ex~Husband"
It wasn't easy being a 'dick', was it?
You had a 'head' you cou... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 13 April 2008: Men and women just can't get along...
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 April 2008: Ha!! Nice one Fall out..
Do you know something? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.......it was the worst 15 minutes of my life! Now, in saying that, I have, however, decided i'm not going to drink anymore, but then again, i'm not drinking... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 April 2008: One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose.'
While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.
Th... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 April 2008: Brilliant, Uncle Phill...and so true. Thanks for those.
Savour on this ~ if you will....
Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
T... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 5 April 2008: What happened there?
E: LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
F: LOVE - When you argue over how many children to hav... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 5 April 2008: Uncle Phil...Moi? Drink wine? How very dare you!!
Check this out: 'Love Lust and Marriage'
A: LOVE- You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
LUST- You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE- You only leave... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I promise i'm not posting for the fun of it...I just spotted another silly-arse mistake, this time I meant to put 'Uncle' not 'Doc'
Jeeez!! Give me strength...'I'm an Agony Aunt...Get me out of here!!!!!'
: ^O
I think i'm going to crawl r... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I meant buy not but...Silly arse I am. : )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I may just go out and but a copy, Doc...and yeah, go for it, let's all have a peek.
I have a few more blinders ready to plaster here. Watch this space.
{: ^)
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: No i haven't, Uncle Phill, is it good?... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 3 April 2008: This is for all the women who can handle it ~
and for all the men who will enjoy reading it.
1. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
2. CATS
Wo... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 2 April 2008: A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.
The following day he received this report: ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: Aunty depressant... hee hee hee, very good, Mandy, very good indeed, and glad to be of help.
More jokes and quotes to come...just watch this space : -)
Your ever~curing Aunty~biotic, BigSis xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: A woman once said:
A man is like a deck of playing cards...
A Heart to love him...
A Diamond to marry him...
A Club to smash his fecking head in....and...
A Spade to bury the bastard.
(: )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 29 March 2008: You told me to keep them coming...well here's more...
1. Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night; I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'.
2. A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her b... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 28 March 2008: To help you forget your every day problems and read how others put their thoughts into words, these are genuine clips from council complaint letters:
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage hasfungus growing in it.
2. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 26 March 2008: Once again, in relation to some of the problems we are receiving here, let's cheer their situations up by suggesting complimentary or insulting messages they can send via a greetings card.....meant in the nicest possible way of course : o )
A few... (read in full...)
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