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Hi there, just to warn you guys, I've got an insane sense of humour, (so I have been told many times)...and there 'will' be times when you're going to think to yourselves..."Is this woman for real?" Well I am, and you will find out soon enough.

Like many a big sis, I'm here to listen and offer advice as best I can. Being a real life big sis - and favourite aunt, it has given me some experience in trying to help out where it's needed. My personal past experiences and mistakes have taught me well, and I've learnt a lot from them.

I've been (as the saying goes) there, done it and got the t-shirt. Therefore, in my 40 odd years, you could say I've had a pretty colourful, eventful and somewhat hectic life, to say the least!

I've survived many a downfall but managed to stay strong and keep on going. Then again - In saying all that, I'm still looking for some answers myself, so don't be surprised if you see me asking for that odd bit of advice now and again, after all I'm only human too.

: ^ )

Some special pointers to remember:

1} Follow your heart's desire, and if you want something bad enough ~ chances are you'll have it, if you don’t get it, it could be because you didn’t try hard enough.

2} There's a tremendous feeling in making others happy, despite our own situations.

3} If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

4} Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift... That's why it's called the present.

5} You only have one life, and you must live each day as if it were your last...

So please take care of yourselves.

BigSis. xXx

B = Beauty

I = Is

G = Genetic

S = Sense

I = Is

S =Sanity

: )

xXx = Xtra Kisses for all the ladies here.

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BigSis and Bitchology

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14 October 2008: {Please read to the end} When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch, and when I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way...they call me a bitch. ...

As a mum myself...I beg you all - please think before you drink and drive!

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13 October 2008: I went to a party.. And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead. + I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. + I m...

How many times do you have to get married to realise 'this is the one' ?!

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1 October 2008: *The 11th Husband* A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to"Please be gentle ~ I'm still a virgin". 'What?!' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be ...

Warning! Alcohol and it's FX!!

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21 August 2008: Sometimes, when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards, and all of their hopes and dreams. Now, if I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and thei...

The Understanding Male Species...or not?

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1 July 2008: After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

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24 March 2008: Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

Keep your sex-life alive

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12 March 2008: A quick tip for the ladies reading this: I was told once, many years ago that the secret of success in keeping your sex life alive with your partner, whether it be your boyfriend, fiance or husband, is to act like a ----- in the bedroom and a wife ...

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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A. 28 February 2009: A man gets home, tells his wife ''Get me a beer before it starts.'' He drinks it then says, ''Quick, get me another before it starts.'' Again she gets it, he drinks it and says, ''Another before it starts.'' She brings him another. He knocks it ba... (read in full...)

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A. 22 September 2008: Can't remember if we've had this one already...but I'm sure many couples will relate to it; Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and ... (read in full...)

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A. 21 September 2008: Hey Phil, don't you mean Knobworth?....LoL!!... But wait one cotton pickin' minute..... or is it Knebworth? Wa'eva, anyway - issnot that far from Letchworth. LOL!!! x... (read in full...)

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A. 20 September 2008: Letch!! : ) x... (read in full...)

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A. 20 September 2008: Excellent Unc!...Sounds about right too! The bear facts, eh? : ^ D Thanks for that. xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 20 September 2008: "Polish Divorce" A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. Th... (read in full...)

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A. 17 September 2008: Girlie Wisdom! Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. One of life's myster... (read in full...)

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A. 10 September 2008: The Man Rules --- Yeah Right!! So he says. Some guy has taken the time to write this all down. This is the guys' side of the story. He says; "We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side". ... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: Like it, Bubbloo. Sort of thing my ex would have said. {Not that I ever did that, it was the other way round in my case!} ** Cupidguy, You have a point there, actually ~ 4 points...but I can't begin to imagine what kind of bra we'd have to wear... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: Depends... ...now what size buckets we talking here, Unc? ... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: Thanks Chloe, I intend to.. ..because we all need a little humour to brighten our day, sometimes. ** Cupidguy, I know you are, so if I've offended you in any way, then from the roundness of my 38D size breasts ~ I offer my sincere apologie... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the sm... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Don't worry Gecko hun, you're safe with me.. "We're none of us stupid ~ right here on Dear Cupid" We're none of us saying you have small brain To suggest that have ~ would be terribly lame To me you're so cute, such a cuddly wee lizard ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine. Created a pussy to their own design. First, was a Butcher sharp with wit, Using a knife created a slit. Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold, Using a chisle created a hole. Third... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: I get 'em off somewhere? You propositioning me, young man? : o... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Yes it was! : o ) These are even better... *TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T*: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last mi... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Please don't cover your arse on my acount sweetie. : ^ P *TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T*: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: 2. "This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilamanjar... oh, crap!" 13. "We have a lost child at gate 14, the bidding will start at £20." Heh heh heh! Brilliant! Love them two. +++++++++++++... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: Might have been... : ) ==== *TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHILST IN SURGERY* 1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. 2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card? 3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing! 4 Everybody s... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: Really! As if!! I'm a respectable woman, what are you incinerating?!... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: No I wasn't offering, just wanted to know if you were... : )... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: HA! Me neither...you offering? ps...you serious Gecko? About Waz'z reply, I mean? I hope you're not, else I'll be calling you Thicko Gecko. Just kidding darling, Waz has a silly sense of humour, and it's catching! Call me what you like, ... (read in full...)

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A. 8 August 2008: Listed below are the Ten most common things that men know about women: 1} They have a vaginal opening. 2} 3} 4} 5} 6} 7} 8} 9} 10} Oh, and tits.... (read in full...)

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A. 24 July 2008: Yeah, thanks Cupidguy, I suppose I am ... in a nice rosy~red~apple kinda way. ; ^ ) Frank Carson? Is he still alive? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 24 July 2008: Now on the other hand.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. : ^ ) xXx ... (read in full...)

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A. 24 July 2008: Oh Uncle Phil, you wicked man ... : ) Did you know women are like apples on trees? The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they so... (read in full...)

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A. 22 July 2008: Nice one Tisha : ) 9 WORDS WOMEN USE: (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes... (read in full...)

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A. 11 July 2008: Phew! I'm so glad you cleared that one up Cupidguy, I almost didn't let your answer thru'. You got me all paranoid you did! It doesn't take much. By the way...did you hear about all hell breaking lose at the paranoid schizophrenic pantomim... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Uncle Phil, I do believe that's The Prince and his Camel you're referring to there. : ^ o... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Blimey, Tisha!! {Blesha!}...I'll get back to you on that one when I've read it........ ........in a few weeks! Luv ya! xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: That's the way to do it...nice one you guys, keep 'em coming. Andrew, if you're out there? ... Feel free to join in, and these are all jokes that have some connection with relationships, so we're not really off topic here. {Please don't sack me.}... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: QUIZ TIME!! Q. What's long and tubular and full of seamen? (This joke must be done orally.) A. A submarine. Q. What does a dog do that a man steps into? A. Pants. Q. What's a four letter word that ends in "k" and means intercourse? A. ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Apology accepted my darlin'...I take that raspberry back. *sucks cheeks back in* : =... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Thanks buddy, at least someone appreciates my jokes! *blows kiss* then *blows raspberry at Diovan* : )... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Well that's nice to know, Lestat...thanks for putting a downer on my joke, just when I was starting to smile again. : ( ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: WOW! Thanks for that Anon. I think they're great. ****** THIS IS A KILLER.... A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the ne... (read in full...)

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A. 4 July 2008: Well..... Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUT... (read in full...)

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A. 26 June 2008: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, 'I'l... (read in full...)

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A. 26 May 2008: Have a read of these, they're brilliant...and so appropriate for this site. Eight Words with two Meanings: 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-r... (read in full...)

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A. 23 May 2008: Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a... (read in full...)

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A. 21 May 2008: Blimey Vegas...took me all morning to read that. Very funny tho. Keep it up. {As the actress said to the Bishop!} One more from me before I get on to my private messages, after I've done all my housework...Blurrrhhh!! **A farmer in Devon ... (read in full...)

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A. 20 May 2008: Thanks WaterLoo....Ditto! Hey Vegas, nice to 'see' you again! That's what I like to 'hear' .... that I'm putting smiles on people's faces. : ) ___________________________________________________ If you love something, set it free. If it comes... (read in full...)

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A. 19 May 2008: Yo WaterLoo...glad they're makin' you smile hon. This next one's a laugh.. They say Doctors Never Laugh.... The Doctor said 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then', Bob ... (read in full...)

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A. 19 May 2008: *BEFORE MARRIAGE* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ : ) John ~ Ahh...At last. I can hardly wait! Jane ~ Do you want me to leave? John ~ NO! Don't even think about it. Jane ~ Do you love me? John ~ Of course! Always have and always will! Jane ~ Have you ever ... (read in full...)

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A. 15 May 2008: The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in. Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you are even remotely familiar with holy scr... (read in full...)

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A. 11 May 2008: Sweety Pie, very good, that made me laugh, thanks...but now you've gone and given the guys ideas on how to be a bit more careful when answering their wives. Us girls have a very cunning way of catching our fellas out.... even if we don't mean to, ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 May 2008: Thanks Mandy xXx I phoned the Samaritans this morning because I needed some advice on something, and this was the automated service I had to listen to.... "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are an obsessive compulsive... (read in full...)

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A. 10 May 2008: YAY!! Mandy... you posted the 100th answer, I hereby award you with the Crackerjack pencil and a couple of cabbages or were ther cauli's...oh and 'Crackerjacks' web site. www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/crackerjack.htm ~~~~~~~~~... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: OMG!!! Tisha!! I googled 'frenulum breve' and I got an eyeful of willies!!! I've never heard of that before. I thought 'cos I mentioned salami in a Deli' I assumed 'frenulum breve' was a type of soft cheese or a ham of somekind. xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: Phil, I'd like to see you wipe your's on my horizontal metal blinds, heeheehee!!!..the image would be just like you're slicing a salami in a deli. : ) ... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: Ok then, q1605...why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? To help them remember which end to wipe. SO HA!! * Why do little boys whine? They are practicing to be men. * What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for ... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: Nacho's? Cutie? Tasty more like! I'd have him with melted chese any time of the day or night! Wouldn't mind dippin' that in me sauce pot!!! I've always known what 'offside' meant, so there, NER! Waz...Your version of the 'offside' rule was so ... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: Ha!! I got that in my emails too, Sophia. FROM THE USA, AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from and Eagle to a Condom ~ because it more accurately reflects the government's politic... (read in full...)

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A. 8 May 2008: Oh dear Mandy, that's where I must be going wrong, I really must think before opening my gob in future!! Those were crazy! Thanks for them. xXxXxXx... (read in full...)

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A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you? : ^ o ***************************************** One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)

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A. 7 May 2008: LOL, Mandy....I'm lovin'it! Now don't you worry, the uncles here on DC wouldn't dare send hate mail. We out~number you big time, don't we boys? If any of you have a problem with that, then you've a choice of agony aunts who'll gladly help.... (read in full...)

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A. 7 May 2008: Vegas, we are all of special, and yes I did, they were great. : ) *MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY* My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods and be prepared. We'... (read in full...)

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A. 6 May 2008: Very good Vegas. You have now officially earned your rossette of ~ 'Nutter of the week' .... Join the club! : ) xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 6 May 2008: Oh Vegas, So glad we made you cry... ....with laughter. Here's The world's shortest fairytale, it may help you sleep tonight; Once upon a time a guy asked his girlfriend to marry him............She said NO......and she lived happy eve... (read in full...)

I want to be a Model not a Doctor!!

Q. hey everyone i am 19 years old..and i am doing medicine(mbbs)in the first year of school..recently i have lost all my interest in studies and dont want to pursue what i am doin..cause now all my attention is into modelling..i did a few shows and i ...

A. 4 May 2008: There was comment made earlier which wasn't what I would call a very respectable one, nor was it very good advice. I'm sorry, but that's how I feel. I quote; "As for your parents, stuff 'em! It's your life and they aren't being very good friends ... (read in full...)

My sex drive has gone through the roof, but I don't have anyone!

Q. Sex related question: I just wondered if anybody can suggest anything that might help me? I'm masturbating more than I used to. I know there's nothing wrong with that, but I just feel like I've lost a little bit of self control. I haven't had sex ...

A. 4 May 2008: I know how you feel, trust me, even though I'm not a guy. A year, eh? Do you like mature women? Where abouts do you live?...Just kiddin'. : ) There's no real sullution to this, and as you said, there's nothing wrong with what you're doing so car... (read in full...)

I want to be a Model not a Doctor!!

A. 4 May 2008: Gorgeous faces don't last forever, Hon. It is a terrible shame that you don't want to persue the medical career anymore. I know it consists of years of hard study and training ~ but it does pay off in the end, plus it's a profession that lasts a ... (read in full...)

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A. 3 May 2008: Tips for the ladies in year 2008 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt ~ a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.... (read in full...)

Is it better for a mother to lie to their child's face, than confess?

Q. My mom and I have been very close throughout the years. Up until she started looking at my emails and msn chats. I lost alot of repect for her, but kept her in my heart. Boy loves his mama. We started this online game a while ago, and we played toge...

A. 3 May 2008: I honestly understand how you're feeling, and it must hurt like hell, knowing that you always had faith in your mum, only to have her lie to you like that. But please don't let it upset you so much. Just let her get on with her life with this guy, ... (read in full...)

Is it so weird for a girl to date a guy if he's shorter than her?

Q. I want people's opinion on this. Is it weird to like someone who is shorter than me? I'm a girl, he's boy, we're both 15. Some people think it's weird for a girl to be taller then a guy in a relationship. What do you think? (I may date him soon too...

A. 3 May 2008: Hey Vegas! Where you been hon? I missed you? Is he a midget? How tall are you for goodness sake? Have you grown since we last spoke? : ^ ) xXx... (read in full...)

Was I having an orgasm?

Q. Whenever my boyfriend was fingering and rubbing me my body started to twitch uncontrollably. Was I about to reach an orgasm?...

A. 2 May 2008: It does sound like it. If it got to the stage where the area got really sensitive with the slightest touch after your body was twitching uncontrollably, then yes, you did. My questions to you are; Did you enjoy it? Was it a sensation you'd ... (read in full...)

Why was he masturbating over a steak and kidney pudding?

Q. I found my boyfriend masturbating over a steak and kidney pudding. As anyone else come across this odd behaviour....

A. 2 May 2008: Nice.....whatever floats his {gravy} boat I suppose. Now I'm never going to be able to look at a steak and kidney pudding in the same way again!... (read in full...)

Trust me I love pain and pleasure, but with him it hurts so much, I cry!!

Q. My boyfriend and I are having sex, and I've had sex plenty of times with my ex's with no problems, but with him it hurts, like so badly I've cried. Trust me I love pain and pleasure, the two were made for each other, but I can't take that, it's so p...

A. 1 May 2008: Hah!!! Lexilou, you should have tried smothering some mint sauce on it, that would have at least made it look more appetising. Babe007, I agree with Lexi, do and try to relax and use loads of lubricant, I'm sure you will eventually be able to ... (read in full...)

Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!

Q. Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...

A. 1 May 2008: Jeeez, Dr Vendetta, something vex is thee? We're not all like that you know. Some of us do have some self~respect. Don't tar all of us with the same brush. I understand your point though, about the glop all over the face and the skirt thing ... (read in full...)

How can I stop my Husband beating me?

Q. How do I stop my husband from beating me all the time? ...

A. 1 May 2008: It's all well amd good telling someone to pack up and just leave. Unless you've been in that situation yourself, you'll find it's probably one of the hardest things you can ever do. For many reasons I couldn't get out of mine, with both my abus... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 1 May 2008: Some of Cupid's Aunts admitted they were at a loss trying to answer the following; ~~~~~ Dear Cupid, a couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. Th... (read in full...)

What are some girls "turn on" spots?

Q. Hey, I'm wondering what are some girls "turn on" spots? Like all I know with my girlfriend is neck, knee/thigh's, and ears. Are they're more that I could try out?...

A. 1 May 2008: Oooh, zgeek {cute name btw} Apart from the obvious down below parts, I just love the back of my neck kissed and licked, and my ears too, but it's a real turn on when it's followed all the way down my spine, it just does it for me big time. The nips ... (read in full...)

How can I give hubbie a great blowjob, he's too big for my mouth!

Q. I want to give my husband amazing blow jobs, however, I have a very small mouth (and TMJ on top of that) and my husband has a big cock, so you see my dilemma here! Aside from that I have a shy husband (he's too shy to cum in my mouth, he's afraid I ...

A. 1 May 2008: Am I right in saying it's really hot in here or is it just me?? I'm in serious need of finding a boyfriend!! : ) ... (read in full...)

My period is late and I haven't had sex. Could I have a tumor?

Q. Ok well my last period was March 17-24 witch is my normal cycle I havent had sex I am still young but I watched a tv show and a girl have a brain tumor and missed her periods well now it is May 1st and I still didnt get my April period tumors dont...

A. 30 April 2008: I doubt very much that you have a tumor, but I do suggest that you go and see your doctor, he'll give you professional advice, maybe do a test or two and put your mind at rest. It's obviously worrying you a lot, why would you wait 'til the end of M... (read in full...)

His abuse is getting worse, he's tried to strangle me 5 times!!!

Q. I've been with my husband for 3 years and I don't know what to do. I have a six year old boy who adores him and a one year old baby girl. The problem is he has become physically abusive. He has tried to strangle me five times but generally just ...

A. 30 April 2008: This thread had been brought up from it's last post from the 31st August 2007. It would have been good if we could have gotten some feed back from the question asker. Lets just hope this poor woman has sorted out her problems and is safe and happ... (read in full...)

How do I get my love back?

Q. Forgive me if this is too long- Years ago, I met a wonderful man who fell madly in love with me, back then I was not sure of the things I wanted nor was I taking things seriously. We were together for a year and one day I broke up with him because I ...

A. 30 April 2008: You hurt this poor man so much that his heart broke and has never really healed itself. His thoughts must be, that if he fell in love with you all over again, what would stop you doing it to him again? He must have suffered bad. I understa... (read in full...)

Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?

Q. Hi! I'm concerned about a stomach pain i've had for about 3 weeks! It's similar to period pain but not as low down, and the pain started as 'the time of the month' was approaching. Anyway they finished over a week ago and still... i'm havin ...

A. 30 April 2008: Ok, It's now Wednesday 30th April, 8:30pm....I wonder how our patient is. ... (read in full...)

I constantly want sex! Is there something wrong with me?

Q. Help! I think im addicted to sex. Me and my bf have a great sex life but i think about sex all the time. Even at work. I suddenly get really horny without anything even triggering it! I masturbate every day (sometimes more than once) and even s...

A. 30 April 2008: Join the club darlin! Nothing at all wrong with you. I'm over double your age and feel the same. : ) xXx... (read in full...)

I was too shy and bottled a good chance with the girl of my dreams!

Q. Hi all. First off i'd like to say how much i like this site. I've been reading here since 2005 and posted a few questions in the past, it's addictive reading! Anyway i wondered if you could help me with a situation i have, i'll try not to make this...

A. 30 April 2008: Arra boy, good luck. 'You know it makes sense'...as Del Boy would say. : ) x... (read in full...)

I was too shy and bottled a good chance with the girl of my dreams!

A. 30 April 2008: I think you should have made the move on Saturday while you had the chance, but then it's no good thinking about what you should have done, that's passed now, Like Collaroy said, just call her and ask her if she fancies going to see a movie with... (read in full...)

Help! I lost my erection!

Q. I have recently started seeing a girl, this is the first girl i have been dating for several months now. She is extremely nice and sexually stunning. After seeing her a few times we decided to make the next step to the bedroom. Unfortunately ha...

A. 29 April 2008: Did you look under the bed? Sorry, couldn't resist that. Seriously tho', I believe it's all down to relaxing and taking things slow, but most of all, it does seem that the main problem here is because of the condom, and the time you're taki... (read in full...)

I was too shy and bottled a good chance with the girl of my dreams!

A. 29 April 2008: In my opinion, you appear to me as if you two are meant to be together. Even her mother's said, what are you waiting for? She was probably hoping you were going to make a move on her that evening. If deep down inside you really want this girl, th... (read in full...)

Is being fingered with more than one finger meant to hurt?

Q. My boyfriend fingered me for the first time recently. And when he used 1 finger it felt fine. But when he tried to use more fingers it was really painful and then it started to bleed slightly. I'm really worried because its not meant to hurt is it? ...

A. 29 April 2008: Erm, excuse me people, this girl doesn't need encouraging...she's 10-12 years old! I'm sorry, my sweet, but I really can't be giving advice like that to a child. BigSis x... (read in full...)

My Poem

Q. I don't know how to tell you How I really feel. I'm not sure that I even know that it's really real. I can't breath and my heart is in pain. My legs are weak and I'm crying again. You'd never know, because I'd never say. You'll never k...

A. 29 April 2008: Notinthesane, that is one lovely poem. Top marks to you girl! xXx... (read in full...)

I'm just not attracted to women that are of the same race as me. I've tried, but it just doesn't work.

Q. Hi, not sure where to start on this one. I don't know why but I'm just not attracted to women that are of the same race as me. I've tried but it just doesn't seem to work for me. Is this so wrong? I seem to be attracted to white girls. I have an A...

A. 28 April 2008: I don't know what happened to my post there, but some of the text was missing, what I was trying to say was..... ...I can't see this as being such a big problem, unless of course your family are going to make you marry someone from your backgrou... (read in full...)

I'm just not attracted to women that are of the same race as me. I've tried, but it just doesn't work.

A. 28 April 2008: "I have an Asian background and am worried that this is the reason that I've been single for a long time." You musn't blame your Asian background for being single. What's so wrong with not being attracted to a woman of the same race as you... (read in full...)

I have several marks from cats' claws, people believe I self-harm though! How can I stop them?

Q. Heya! I have a problem, no i do not self harm dont worry! I have loads of cuts on my arms, from cats claws... and loads of people think i self-harm because of it, i try and explain to them, but they dont listen, what can i do to stop people cal...

A. 28 April 2008: My darling, it's simple...take those people home with you and let the cats loose on them, they might believe you then. Uncle Phil, You is bad, I'm not a cat lover at all, but that's just evil, may the fleas of a thousand felines seek revenge... (read in full...)

What is a multiple orgasm?

Q. this is 4 all u woman, can some1 please tell me wot a multiple orgasim is? coz iv never had 1.infact 1 orgasim is enough 4 me.keep on playin with the area and its way 2 sensetive and starts 2 hurt....

A. 28 April 2008: Aaaahhhhh...........you're welcome, now I need a cigarette. : L... (read in full...)

Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?

A. 28 April 2008: It wasn't a waste at all, we're all here to offer what's best for you, so good luck and please let us know the results. xXx... (read in full...)

He is eager to recreate the one night stand, is this normal interest? Surprised by the repeated invitations!

Q. I am confused. I met this guy about two months ago online we exchanged pics and decided to meet up in a bar. After talking for about 7 hours suddenly it all happened we started snogging and then ended up back at mine and had the most amazing ...

A. 28 April 2008: I think it's fairly normal, yes. He obviously enjoyed you enough to warrant him calling you so often. What you need to do is, if you really want to see him again and re-create the night you had, then you should find out a little more about him.... (read in full...)

What is a multiple orgasm?

A. 28 April 2008: I've copied and pasted for you ~ parts of my answer from last month when someone asked what an orgasm was..... (20 March 2008): If the muscles in your genitals contract rhythmically causing you to make uncontrolled movements and experiencing... (read in full...)

So many women would pay to see me naked, so how can I change her "errors" about premarital sex?

Q. I am hoping that some of the aunts on this site can help me with my problem. I am an extremely handsome, smart and funny 28 year old male. I have an excellent job and earn a very substantial sum of money indeed. I have two Ferraris and live in a ...

A. 28 April 2008: "A male {Union Jack} age 36-40, anonymous writes": "I am an extremely handsome, smart and funny 28 year old male". Does your 'Pinnochio willy' grow when you tell porkies too? : ) xXx... (read in full...)

What should I do with my bikini area to avoid embarassment?

Q. Hey guys... I am on spring break right now and so I am wearing my bikini like every day and i am having A LOT of trouble keeping my bikini area clean of hair. Everytime i shave down there i get red bumps and ingrown hairs... (I have read a lot of ...

A. 28 April 2008: Hey Sarah, welcome back. Here's part of the price list from where I go, some places vary, but only slightly, obviously you're in The States ~ so I don't know your prices, but here's ours; Bikini Line..........From £5.00 1/2 Leg............. (read in full...)

Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?

A. 27 April 2008: Hello...We need to know if you're feeling any better. xXx... (read in full...)

Should I have affair with the hot 21 year-old or stay faithfull to my wife who has recently gone off sex?

Q. I will make this short and sweet.My wife and i have not had sexx in over three months and all we do is work come home eat and go to bed with some ammenities in between.We work at the same place but we don't see ach other till the end of the day. ...

A. 27 April 2008: You say you're 26, yet your age is showing as 36-40. Which is it? Stay faithful to your wife, have a heart to heart with her, and find out exactly why you two are not intimate anymore. Be flattered that you've attracted a hot 21 year old, and jus... (read in full...)

Will it be different to have sex with a white girl since my new girlfriend is coloured?

Q. hi i've been going out with this girl for about 2months now and we'eve agreed to have sex together pretty soon. but will it be different to have sex with a white girl since my new girlfriend is coloured? is it any better having sex with a coloured...

A. 27 April 2008: "Greek men are certainly Real Men I can tell you. I love their olive skin and rugged good looks. PHOARRRR!!!!" Dusky....you leave me no option, but to agree with you there. : ^ ) xXx... (read in full...)

Any tips to get rid of bags under eyes?

Q. Hi i'm just wondering does anybody have any tips to get rid of bags under your eyes? i'm only 13 and i've had them for ages, even though i get enough sleep! ...

A. 27 April 2008: Try cold slices of cucumber, close your eyes and place one over each eye and relax, it does help, it's also good for soothing away eye strain and relieves headaches too. xXx... (read in full...)

I don't want to lose my virginity yet-His persistance scared me so much I thought he was going to rape me!

Q. I had been dating my boyfriend for 7 months im a virgin and he is not. I have done stuff with him eg oral and jerked him off but not sex. He is getting bored. He says he wants to be inside me and cum inside me and stuff but i dont really want to. ...

A. 27 April 2008: No means no and if he doesn't respect your wishes then he's a good for nothing low life. You're not ready to hand your virginity over to him and good for you, very sensible, therefore my advice is finish with him now, he's not worth it. He's ... (read in full...)

Will it be different to have sex with a white girl since my new girlfriend is coloured?

A. 27 April 2008: Well put Dusky, I couldn't agree more. I'm 100% Greek, but I was born and raised here in the UK, and I got picked on ~ no end at school, even now, I get people coming up to me saying things like..."You lot..." or "Your kind". I don't let it get t... (read in full...)

We were in the middle of sex and he ran out to watch a match! Tired of his obsession for footbal!

Q. Well me and my boyfriend have been together a year and half now, and everything is great. We have a great time, we're both completely loyal, we both love each other to pieces. I know you're probably thinking "What's the problem here?" The probl...

A. 27 April 2008: Ooooh!! Duskyrowe...don't he just, eh? I wouldn't mind some of that either, I only have to look at him and I slide of my chair!!! Going slightly off topic here, but hey, what the hell, we're only human too!! : ) xXx ... (read in full...)

Will it be different to have sex with a white girl since my new girlfriend is coloured?

A. 27 April 2008: I have never been with a black girl before, but there is no reason why she should be any different to sleeping with a white girl whatsoever, and also no reason why you should feel any different either. So you enjoy making love to her just the way ... (read in full...)

We were in the middle of sex and he ran out to watch a match! Tired of his obsession for footbal!

A. 27 April 2008: Mr Worry and DuskyRowe have the right idea. Why don't you get him all worked up and horny as hell, then suddenly say..."Ooh I just remembered, I can't miss tonight's episode of Gavin and Stacey", or "Oh my God!...Eastenders is on now, I gotta se... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 27 April 2008: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her ... (read in full...)

Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?

A. 26 April 2008: Well, personally, I don't think you should leave it any longer to be honest, if it's hurting you that much and you're doubled up in agony, then it's better to be safe than sorry sweetheart, go to A and E and get it checked. Don't think that you'... (read in full...)

Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?

A. 26 April 2008: Where's our question asker gone? I've been thinking, I don't want to alarm you, but it could even be your appendix. I had mine out about 20 years ago, but still remember the pain well. Is this what you're experiencing?... The symptoms of ... (read in full...)

Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?

A. 26 April 2008: Did you say you're 100% sure it ISN'T? Ooops...I read that wrong, didn't I? I doubt very much that's it's anything serious, and I very much doubt it's cancer, so don't you be stressing and worrying your pretty little head over that, but if the p... (read in full...)

Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?

A. 26 April 2008: For goodness sake!!! Nice friend you have there! Give her a slap for me please...heh heh...only kiddin' kiddo. Take some fresh fruit or juice, if you don't have fresh fruit in the house, see if there's any tinned fruit in the cupboard, go and raid... (read in full...)

Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?

A. 26 April 2008: It could be trapped wind, that can be ever so painful. Have you been going to the loo ok? I mean, have you been regular? If you have, then we can rule that out. Let us know. x... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 24 April 2008: TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3... Some people are alive only because it'... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 19 April 2008: Dear All, My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year. I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 16 April 2008: LMAO!!! Nice one Mandy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Choosing a Wife" A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the mone... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 14 April 2008: Thanks Eyes, I most definitely am better off! Birdie, talking of widows, check this out...a bit long, but worth it-- {: ^ ) "Dead husband sends an email?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 14 April 2008: I wanted to share this personal message from me ~ (Big Sis), with all you ladies out there ~ who still resent their ex's. "In Not So Loving Memory Of My Not So Dearest Ex~Husband" It wasn't easy being a 'dick', was it? You had a 'head' you cou... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 13 April 2008: Men and women just can't get along... Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 11 April 2008: Ha!! Nice one Fall out.. Do you know something? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.......it was the worst 15 minutes of my life! Now, in saying that, I have, however, decided i'm not going to drink anymore, but then again, i'm not drinking... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 10 April 2008: One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... 'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.' While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. Th... (read in full...)

What should I do with my bikini area to avoid embarassment?

A. 10 April 2008: Sarah...Find a salon and get it waxed. I used to shave the sides but since plucking (no pun intended there)..up the courage to get the sides waxed ~ i'd never used a razor there again. With shaving, by the next day there is stubble, quite ofte... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 9 April 2008: Brilliant, Uncle Phill...and so true. Thanks for those. Savour on this ~ if you will.... Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. T... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 5 April 2008: What happened there? E: LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST - When you only see each other naked. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake. F: LOVE - When you argue over how many children to hav... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 5 April 2008: Uncle Phil...Moi? Drink wine? How very dare you!! Check this out: 'Love Lust and Marriage' A: LOVE- You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts. LUST- You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline. MARRIAGE- You only leave... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 4 April 2008: I promise i'm not posting for the fun of it...I just spotted another silly-arse mistake, this time I meant to put 'Uncle' not 'Doc' Jeeez!! Give me strength...'I'm an Agony Aunt...Get me out of here!!!!!' : ^O I think i'm going to crawl r... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 4 April 2008: I meant buy not but...Silly arse I am. : )... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 4 April 2008: I may just go out and but a copy, Doc...and yeah, go for it, let's all have a peek. I have a few more blinders ready to plaster here. Watch this space. {: ^) ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 4 April 2008: No i haven't, Uncle Phill, is it good?... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 3 April 2008: This is for all the women who can handle it ~ and for all the men who will enjoy reading it. 1. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 2. CATS Wo... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 2 April 2008: A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee. The following day he received this report: ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 1 April 2008: Aunty depressant... hee hee hee, very good, Mandy, very good indeed, and glad to be of help. More jokes and quotes to come...just watch this space : -) Your ever~curing Aunty~biotic, BigSis xXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 1 April 2008: A woman once said: A man is like a deck of playing cards... A Heart to love him... A Diamond to marry him... A Club to smash his fecking head in....and... A Spade to bury the bastard. (: )... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 29 March 2008: You told me to keep them coming...well here's more... 1. Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night; I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'. 2. A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her b... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 28 March 2008: To help you forget your every day problems and read how others put their thoughts into words, these are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage hasfungus growing in it. 2. ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 26 March 2008: Once again, in relation to some of the problems we are receiving here, let's cheer their situations up by suggesting complimentary or insulting messages they can send via a greetings card.....meant in the nicest possible way of course : o ) A few... (read in full...)