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Like many a big sis, I'm here to listen and offer advice as best I can. Being a real life big sis - and favourite aunt, it has given me some experience in trying to help out where it's needed. My personal past experiences and mistakes have taught me well, and I've learnt a lot from them.
I've been (as the saying goes) there, done it and got the t-shirt. Therefore, in my 40 odd years, you could say I've had a pretty colourful, eventful and somewhat hectic life, to say the least!
I've survived many a downfall but managed to stay strong and keep on going. Then again - In saying all that, I'm still looking for some answers myself, so don't be surprised if you see me asking for that odd bit of advice now and again, after all I'm only human too.
: ^ )
Some special pointers to remember:
1} Follow your heart's desire, and if you want something bad enough ~ chances are you'll have it, if you don’t get it, it could be because you didn’t try hard enough.
2} There's a tremendous feeling in making others happy, despite our own situations.
3} If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.
4} Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift... That's why it's called the present.
5} You only have one life, and you must live each day as if it were your last...
So please take care of yourselves.
BigSis. xXx
B = Beauty
I = Is
G = Genetic
S = Sense
I = Is
S =Sanity
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A. 28 February 2009: A man gets home, tells his wife ''Get me a beer before it starts.''
He drinks it then says, ''Quick, get me another before it starts.''
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A. 9 October 2008: Come on girls, lets bring this thread back to life!
Guys, get yer feelers out on this one and tell us what you like us girls to cover our boobies with...nothing like a nice sexy over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, eh?
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A. 22 September 2008: Can't remember if we've had this one already...but I'm sure many couples will relate to it;
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A. 21 September 2008: Hey Phil, don't you mean Knobworth?....LoL!!...
But wait one cotton pickin' minute..... or is it Knebworth?
Wa'eva, anyway - issnot that far from Letchworth.
LOL!!!
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A. 20 September 2008: Letch!!
: )
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A. 20 September 2008: Excellent Unc!...Sounds about right too! The bear facts, eh? : ^ D Thanks for that. xXx... (read in full...)
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A. 20 September 2008: "Polish Divorce"
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
Th... (read in full...)
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A. 17 September 2008: Girlie Wisdom!
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
One of life's myster... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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A. 10 September 2008: The Man Rules ---
Yeah Right!! So he says.
Some guy has taken the time to write this all down. This is the guys' side of the story. He says;
"We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side". ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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A. 25 August 2008: Like it, Bubbloo. Sort of thing my ex would have said. {Not that I ever did that, it was the other way round in my case!}
**
Cupidguy,
You have a point there, actually ~ 4 points...but I can't begin to imagine what kind of bra we'd have to wear... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 25 August 2008: Depends...
...now what size buckets we talking here, Unc?
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 25 August 2008: Thanks Chloe, I intend to..
..because we all need a little humour to brighten our day, sometimes.
**
Cupidguy,
I know you are, so if I've offended you in any way, then from the roundness of my 38D size breasts ~ I offer my sincere apologie... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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A. 25 August 2008: EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the sm... (read in full...)
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A. 10 August 2008: Don't worry Gecko hun, you're safe with me..
"We're none of us stupid ~ right here on Dear Cupid"
We're none of us saying you have small brain
To suggest that have ~ would be terribly lame
To me you're so cute, such a cuddly wee lizard
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine.
Created a pussy to their own design.
First, was a Butcher sharp with wit,
Using a knife created a slit.
Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold,
Using a chisle created a hole.
Third... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: I get 'em off somewhere? You propositioning me, young man?
: o... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Yes it was!
: o )
These are even better...
*TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T*:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last mi... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Please don't cover your arse on my acount sweetie.
: ^ P
*TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T*:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: 2. "This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilamanjar... oh, crap!"
13. "We have a lost child at gate 14, the bidding will start at £20."
Heh heh heh! Brilliant! Love them two.
+++++++++++++... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 August 2008: Might have been...
: )
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*TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHILST IN SURGERY*
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody s... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 August 2008: Really!
As if!!
I'm a respectable woman, what are you incinerating?!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 August 2008: No I wasn't offering, just wanted to know if you were...
: )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 August 2008: HA! Me neither...you offering?
ps...you serious Gecko? About Waz'z reply, I mean?
I hope you're not, else I'll be calling you Thicko Gecko.
Just kidding darling, Waz has a silly sense of humour, and it's catching!
Call me what you like, ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 8 August 2008: Listed below are the Ten most common
things that men know about women:
1} They have a vaginal opening.
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How can I get my man to cry during sex?
Q. I'm just a little curious I would like to know how many men out there have actually cried during sex and why?? I want to try to get my man to cry any tips, tricks, and or advice to help me with that on a serious note I've heard about men crying ...
A. 1 August 2008: HA!! I said that to my ex husband when we first did it, I thought he was gonna cry....poor sod.
: )
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Religion (feel free to debate and discuss!!)
Q. Lately iv been having a discussion/debate with a woman on here about religion, she's a muslim and im not really anything, more of an athiest with a hint of scientologist id say, and as you could imagine our opinions on religion are at complete ...
A. 31 July 2008: Anyone know of any Mediums? Perhaps they could call up Nostradamus.
Where are these guys when you need them, eh?
x... (read in full...)
How can I get my man to cry during sex?
Q. I'm just a little curious I would like to know how many men out there have actually cried during sex and why?? I want to try to get my man to cry any tips, tricks, and or advice to help me with that on a serious note I've heard about men crying ...
A. 31 July 2008: I know you said jokes aside, but I couldn't resist, so please forgive me here for a moment.
Does he have a cat or dog or even a hamster by any chance? If he does and loves it dearly, then just as he's about to orgasm, tell him it got run over and ... (read in full...)
Even if I tell her cheating is not my intention, she insists that I am lying and that I ought to just "confess" and she'll forgive me!?!!
Q. I'm seeing a woman whom I feel that I want to spend the rest of my life with, the problem is, she doesnt trust me as far as she can throw me. If I contact any other women whom she isn't familiar with, she accuses me of cheating on her, and she won't ...
A. 31 July 2008: Hi Anon,
Gawd, this must be driving you nuts! How frustrating for you.
It's just a thought, but why don't you try your hand at calling her bluff?
Say to her that if she's convinced herself you're cheating on her, then tell her you had better call ... (read in full...)
What does a girl do when she's on top?
Q. I don't know what to do when I'm on top!! help! ...
A. 31 July 2008: LOL @ female Anon!!!!... (read in full...)
Religion (feel free to debate and discuss!!)
Q. Lately iv been having a discussion/debate with a woman on here about religion, she's a muslim and im not really anything, more of an athiest with a hint of scientologist id say, and as you could imagine our opinions on religion are at complete ...
A. 31 July 2008: I like your way of thinking Dr Pete, I understand exactly where you're coming from and I agree.
BigSis
x
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Do men find strectch marks a turn off in women?
Q. Hi, This is one for the guys: Do you find stretch marks a turn off on a woman?...
A. 30 July 2008: I'm with Lexilou on this one. I hate mine too, but no other guy has ever made me feel bad about them, guys tend to look beyond that sort of thing, as you can see by what the uncles have said. So try not to feel too self conscious of them.
B... (read in full...)
What does a girl do when she's on top?
Q. I don't know what to do when I'm on top!! help! ...
A. 30 July 2008: Hey Blueys, it's you again.
So you've managed to come out with it and tell him about wanting more than just giving him a b/j. Good for you. Glad that part went well.
Now, you on top? Hmmm...lovely position....
: )
Being on top is one of the mo... (read in full...)
I want to have sex, my boyfriend only wants, to have blow jobs, how do I tell him, that I want more sex?
Q. My boyfriend and I have been dating for about two months now and a couple of weeks ago we had sex for the first time. It was my first time ever but not his. But now it seems like all he wants to do is get blowjobs! how do i tell him without being ...
A. 30 July 2008:
Yay for you!! See? Happy humping Blueys.
: )
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He left me to get back with his ex, he says he still loves me yet he isn't returning to me, I'm so confused!
Q. sorry it's so long im 16 years old an i need some advise. u see, i have just recently come out of a relationship with L, he is 20 we were datin for 3 months an i fell in love with him it all started about a month ago when he said we need a b...
A. 30 July 2008: Listen hun, you're only, what 16? 17? You've only been dating 3 months, you are going to have to be really strong here and think very carefully about what you've just said.
Are you sure you're in love with him, or is it just infatuation?
Somet... (read in full...)
I cheated numerous times since my wife told me the truth about her sexual past, in hope I would feel better. I feel worse and still angry. Help!
Q. I am seriously troubled with my wifes past and am so frusterated at the idea of living the rest of my life in anger. It is really depressing. She was my first girl friend and my only other sexual experience before her was a very humiliat...
A. 28 July 2008: I agree with everyone else.
Her past is past, get over it. Stop tormenting yourself, life's too short, be there for them and appreciate your wife, and especially your kids, it's not their fault.
Now behave and grow up.
: )
BigSis
xXx
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The Understanding Male Species...or not?
Q. After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...
A. 27 July 2008: Well, I didn't know what I was walking into when this happened, otherwise I wouldn't have walked into it and gotten so involved. This happened well after I fell for him. To be perfectly honest Lazyguy, there were no warning signs. I think I was old ... (read in full...)
The Understanding Male Species...or not?
Q. After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...
A. 27 July 2008:
Quote:
"....but the guy you were with gave several indications that he had some problems and we either deny what we see (because we want to believe this is true love) or we accept the behavior we see and get out. By staying, you must have had hope... (read in full...)
Women, is it looks or height?
Q. Do women in general prefer looks(face,muscles etc...) or height?...
A. 26 July 2008: No doubt there are girls out there who are above the average height themselves, therefore feeling more comfortable to be with ~ and be seen with a guy more their own height, regardless of their looks.
Personally I have a thing about eyes, there is... (read in full...)
One minute he's a attentive... next he's not! What's going on here?
Q. Seen this guy 4 times in two months... but it has been just sex, and I have always said I wanted more than that. (Met on internet dating site). Sometimes he does not contact me for days at a time, and a week ago I told him that was enough, and ...
A. 26 July 2008: Good for you, so you don't need us to tell you not to rush into things, as you've more or less got it sussed now.
Good luck and hope it all works out for the best.
BigSis
xXx... (read in full...)
The Understanding Male Species...or not?
Q. After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...
A. 25 July 2008: No LazyGuy, I didn't try to change him, he changed himself. Nothing and no one could 'fix him'. I was the same person ~ from when he met me ~ to when he started to turn nasty.
Pressures from work, financial stuff, etc. must have been the cause of h... (read in full...)
Women, is it looks or height?
Q. Do women in general prefer looks(face,muscles etc...) or height?...
A. 25 July 2008: Hi Anon,
Do you have both, either or none? Tell us why you ask, please. I'm curious.
BigSis
xXx... (read in full...)
One minute he's a attentive... next he's not! What's going on here?
Q. Seen this guy 4 times in two months... but it has been just sex, and I have always said I wanted more than that. (Met on internet dating site). Sometimes he does not contact me for days at a time, and a week ago I told him that was enough, and ...
A. 25 July 2008: I was going to ask you if he was married, but thought twice about it because surely he wouldn't offer for you two to live together if he already had a wife .... would he?
Another thing, do you think you're falling in love with him? ... because ... (read in full...)
Do women 'cum' like men?
Q. Do women cum? I know that men do alot but i'm confused.I know that women get moist down there I have made out with guys and my underware gets wet is that a female version on cum? I have never had sex so sorry is I sound like a retard. Thanxs for ...
A. 25 July 2008: You don't sound like a retard at all my luv, far from it. Now if you'd have asked, 'Can you get pregnant from swallowing cum?'....
My answer to your question, 'do women 'cum' like men?', not as much in quantity, but yes I do ... I mean yes, 'th... (read in full...)
One minute he's a attentive... next he's not! What's going on here?
Q. Seen this guy 4 times in two months... but it has been just sex, and I have always said I wanted more than that. (Met on internet dating site). Sometimes he does not contact me for days at a time, and a week ago I told him that was enough, and ...
A. 25 July 2008: It sounds to me like you've got him all worried when you told him that was enough, and you wanted more than just sex. He's realised that he may be losing something special with you. So he decides to make more of a fuss.
Did you not reply to his requ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 July 2008: Yeah, thanks Cupidguy, I suppose I am ... in a nice rosy~red~apple kinda way. ; ^ ) Frank Carson? Is he still alive? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? xXx... (read in full...)
The Understanding Male Species...or not?
Q. After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...
A. 24 July 2008: I believe us women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the the apples from the grou... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 July 2008: Now on the other hand....
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
: ^ )
xXx
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 July 2008: Oh Uncle Phil, you wicked man ... : )
Did you know women are like apples on trees?
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they so... (read in full...)
We're going to different colleges and I'm afraid of what it will do to our relationship. Should I visit a palm reader?
Q. I have been in a relationship since fresham year of high school. We've been on/off, but everytime we get back we both feel like our relatioship is better and stronger. We both learned (at least i know i did) from our mistakes. We're both going to ...
A. 22 July 2008: Do not go to a palm reader my darling, they just tell you want you want to hear. They have very crafty ways of making you believe in all sorts of stuff.
They mess with your brain.
You have to both trust each other, if the love is strong on both ... (read in full...)
He NEVER calls/texts me but treats me like a princess when we are together?!
Q. My boyfriend is confusing me, and I'm begining to wonder if he's really just not that into me. We've been together for a little over a month, and when we're together he treats me like a princess. He's very affectionate and sweet. But then as soon...
A. 22 July 2008: Charmmy... It was quite the opposite for me, but the same results, I'm afraid.
I got all the luvvy~duvvy texts ~ of the "Missing you." and "Wanting you so much." and the "Can't wait to see you, hun", and all the "Mwahs!" ......crap!
He gave me ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 22 July 2008: Nice one Tisha
: )
9 WORDS WOMEN USE:
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes... (read in full...)
Happy Birthday, Bra!
Q. Today November 28, 2007 is the 100 year anniversary of the bra! Seriously now, how awesome is that! It’s the greatest most underrated invention of our time. I mean how great is the bra? Without it women would have saggy bags like you see on ...
A. 22 July 2008: Cummon Samurai...where'dya go? Anybody? Your thoughts on Samurai's thread, and be nice, poor bloke don't like being ignored, he tends to talk to himself when he's ignored.
Oh dear, Me thinks it's catching!... (read in full...)
I am attracted to my sister and want to have a sexual relationship, how do I seduce my sister?
Q. Me and my sister are really close and only a year apart. but i am atracted to her more than most girls. does anyone have any idea as to how i can seduce my sister to have a sexual relationship?...
A. 21 July 2008: There...does that answer your question?
I'm inclined to think you were expecting this kind of reaction from us, weren't you?
I'm sure she's a lovely girl, but she's not a sexual plaything for you, she's your flesh and blood and out of bounds i... (read in full...)
My boyfriend and I had difficulty, having sex, as he is very large, and it is painful for me, now we are growing distance, because we cannot acheive, satisfaction in the bedroom, what can we do?
Q. My boyfriend and I have been together for a year. We had sex once 8 months into the relationship which was painful for me and resulted in cystitis. We tried to have sex twice since then but each time has been so painful we have had to stop ...
A. 21 July 2008: You have my sympathy's there hon, it must be putting such a strain on your relationship.
You've probably tried this, but I'm going to mention it anyway, have you tried different kinds of lubrication? If you haven’t then try it now.
There... (read in full...)
I am attracted to my sister and want to have a sexual relationship, how do I seduce my sister?
Q. Me and my sister are really close and only a year apart. but i am atracted to her more than most girls. does anyone have any idea as to how i can seduce my sister to have a sexual relationship?...
A. 21 July 2008: You seriously need to go out there and find a girlfriend, preferably one that's not related to you.
Now behave yourself and leave her alone.
This is just a fantasy, one that is hugely common for a guy your age. You pursue this and you can be o... (read in full...)
I want to have sex, my boyfriend only wants, to have blow jobs, how do I tell him, that I want more sex?
Q. My boyfriend and I have been dating for about two months now and a couple of weeks ago we had sex for the first time. It was my first time ever but not his. But now it seems like all he wants to do is get blowjobs! how do i tell him without being ...
A. 21 July 2008: Be blunt, hon, just come out with it and tell him you have needs too, and it's not fair that he should be getting all the pleasure.
You could throw in a bit or sarcasm and say 'Was I that bad the first time we had sex that you wont do it agai... (read in full...)
A big thank you, to all the aunts and uncles, for your great work, helping people.
Q. Not a question! Just a THANK YOU! Wish you could be here! Hey all you dear "Uncles" and "Aunts"; I am very busy preparing for lots of friends and family for Dinner tomorrow night; yeah, like it or not old age creeping closer (LO...
A. 21 July 2008: Cheers Smiles, have one on us tomorrow! Many happy returns and hope you have a wonderful day!
I know we haven't reached that stage yet, but here's something we can look forward to in 'several years to come'...
"The Golden Years Have Come At Las... (read in full...)
Quiz on guys!
Q. I have couple of fun questions on you GUYS !!! 1. Why do guys loose intrest in kissing after couple of months of dating? It seems to me, that first you are all into it, beeing kissed and such, and than, you just loose intrested and its more lik...
A. 14 July 2008: Gecko and Diovan's right Lierin, ease up on him, I too read it as they were the sort of things you were putting up with, with your other half.
Don't put Collaroy down, he's one of the good guys and I for one think he's got a great sense of humo... (read in full...)
I promised my girlfriend a great gift, for her birthday, but I have no idea what to get her, please help me with suggestions?
Q. Its my girlfriends birthday coming up and we have been together what will be 2years in November. Stupidly I said to her that I will get her something really good for her birthday, now as it's getting closer she is starting to get excited by what I ...
A. 12 July 2008: Your best bet is to give her a subtle hint in advance, that your gift wont be as expensive as the trip to Paris was at Christmas, and once that's out of the way, then you can concentrate on something else. If you say that you love her so much and... (read in full...)
What does a man mean when he says he doesn't want a relationship?
Q. When a man says he doesnt want a relationship what is he actually saying - as such. Does it mean he just wants a one night stand or he wants to see me along with anyone else he chooses to or what??? Or does it mean he doesnt want a sexual ...
A. 11 July 2008: I'd say he doesn't want involvement, one that would involve a committment, like marriage or such like. Maybe he had bad relationships in the past, and doesn't feel ready to get in too deep again. It could be that he just wants a bit of fun. No one ... (read in full...)
I promised my girlfriend a great gift, for her birthday, but I have no idea what to get her, please help me with suggestions?
Q. Its my girlfriends birthday coming up and we have been together what will be 2years in November. Stupidly I said to her that I will get her something really good for her birthday, now as it's getting closer she is starting to get excited by what I ...
A. 11 July 2008: Woopsy, silly me, I forgot to put up that third link, here it is;
http://www.treather.com
BS
xXx... (read in full...)
I promised my girlfriend a great gift, for her birthday, but I have no idea what to get her, please help me with suggestions?
Q. Its my girlfriends birthday coming up and we have been together what will be 2years in November. Stupidly I said to her that I will get her something really good for her birthday, now as it's getting closer she is starting to get excited by what I ...
A. 11 July 2008: Oh, babe...you bad! Fancy saying that! Right, let's see if we can help....try this link; http://www.treather.com/product/create_your_own_perfume Or if you want something sexy, try this and use it to for a nice steamy romantic evening; http://ww... (read in full...)
We two girls had very rough sex, now my stomach hurts badly, what could be the problem?
Q. ok i had lesbian sex in i got fucked pretty hard in i tummy has been killing me wats rough with me...
A. 11 July 2008: If you used just your fingers, my love, then then I can't see how that would have caused your pain, it might just be down to period pains or even trapped wind, and could be a just a coincidence.
However, you say you had 'very rough' sex, did you ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 July 2008: Phew! I'm so glad you cleared that one up Cupidguy, I almost didn't let your answer thru'. You got me all paranoid you did! It doesn't take much.
By the way...did you hear about all hell breaking lose at the paranoid schizophrenic pantomim... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Uncle Phil, I do believe that's The Prince and his Camel you're referring to there.
: ^ o... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Blimey, Tisha!! {Blesha!}...I'll get back to you on that one when I've read it........
........in a few weeks!
Luv ya!
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: That's the way to do it...nice one you guys, keep 'em coming.
Andrew, if you're out there? ... Feel free to join in, and these are all jokes that have some connection with relationships, so we're not really off topic here. {Please don't sack me.}... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: QUIZ TIME!!
Q. What's long and tubular and full of seamen? (This joke must be done orally.)
A. A submarine.
Q. What does a dog do that a man steps into?
A. Pants.
Q. What's a four letter word that ends in "k" and means
intercourse?
A. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Apology accepted my darlin'...I take that raspberry back.
*sucks cheeks back in*
: =... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Thanks buddy, at least someone appreciates my jokes! *blows kiss*
then
*blows raspberry at Diovan*
: )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Well that's nice to know, Lestat...thanks for putting a downer on my joke, just when I was starting to smile again.
: (
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: WOW! Thanks for that Anon. I think they're great.
******
THIS IS A KILLER....
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the ne... (read in full...)
Happy Birthday, Bra!
Q. Today November 28, 2007 is the 100 year anniversary of the bra! Seriously now, how awesome is that! It’s the greatest most underrated invention of our time. I mean how great is the bra? Without it women would have saggy bags like you see on ...
A. 8 July 2008: Hey Samurai.. Oh The thong! The glorious 'eye patch' the wonderful 'bottom floss' the amazing 'splitter'. Personally I don't like them, and like I've said before, I call them my magic nickers...why? 'Coz they have this incredible ability to disap... (read in full...)
The Understanding Male Species...or not?
Q. After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...
A. 8 July 2008: OUCH!!!
: ^ o... (read in full...)
The Understanding Male Species...or not?
Q. After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...
A. 8 July 2008: Why Gecko, thank you for that. Are you one of those fish?
: )
{just kidding}
Oh and I'm a great cook by the way!
BigSis
xXx... (read in full...)
The Understanding Male Species...or not?
Q. After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...
A. 7 July 2008: Thank you for that Tisha..{Blesha!!}
Being the ever optimist that I am, I know I'll find the right bloke......one day.
ps. The tan's still looking good, I'm keeping it topped up, naturally mind.
Sis xXx... (read in full...)
The Understanding Male Species...or not?
Q. After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...
A. 6 July 2008: LMFAO!! @ Q1605...sorry to hear that about your danglers, but you have made me smile this morning.
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 July 2008: Well.....
Guts or Balls...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUT... (read in full...)
The Understanding Male Species...or not?
Q. After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...
A. 4 July 2008: No, Sis, MY hat's off to you! Thank you for that.
Now, where did ToF go?
BS xXx... (read in full...)
The Understanding Male Species...or not?
Q. After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...
A. 3 July 2008: Yes ToF, the curly things are question marks .... but I posted this as an 'ARTICLE', not as a question. I wasn't asking for advice, or where I was going wrong in my past. I was answering my own questions there, just to show you all that I know where ... (read in full...)
The Understanding Male Species...or not?
Q. After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...
A. 1 July 2008: I don't know what nutshell you got that impression from Tof, but my reply to you is ~ No, I do not want men to be women. Far from it. I would like men to be understanding, that's all I'm asking, and that's not asking for too much is it?
Why woul... (read in full...)
The Understanding Male Species...or not?
Q. After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...
A. 1 July 2008: Okay okay, yes, you were one of them Uncles, I admit it, and thanks, I'm flattered. I just hope you're appreciated.
BS
x... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 26 June 2008: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, 'I'l... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 26 May 2008: Have a read of these, they're brilliant...and so appropriate for this site.
Eight Words with two Meanings:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-r... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 23 May 2008: Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 21 May 2008: Blimey Vegas...took me all morning to read that. Very funny tho. Keep it up. {As the actress said to the Bishop!}
One more from me before I get on to my private messages, after I've done all my housework...Blurrrhhh!!
**A farmer in Devon ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 20 May 2008: Thanks WaterLoo....Ditto!
Hey Vegas, nice to 'see' you again! That's what I like to 'hear' .... that I'm putting smiles on people's faces.
: )
___________________________________________________
If you love something, set it free. If it comes... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 19 May 2008: Yo WaterLoo...glad they're makin' you smile hon. This next one's a laugh..
They say Doctors Never Laugh....
The Doctor said 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then', Bob ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 19 May 2008: *BEFORE MARRIAGE*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: )
John ~ Ahh...At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane ~ Do you want me to leave?
John ~ NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane ~ Do you love me?
John ~ Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane ~ Have you ever ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 15 May 2008: The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.
Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you are even remotely familiar with holy scr... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 May 2008: Sweety Pie, very good, that made me laugh, thanks...but now you've gone and given the guys ideas on how to be a bit more careful when answering their wives.
Us girls have a very cunning way of catching our fellas out.... even if we don't mean to, ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 May 2008: Thanks Mandy xXx
I phoned the Samaritans this morning because I needed some advice on something, and this was the automated service I had to listen to....
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline...
If you are an obsessive compulsive... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 May 2008: YAY!! Mandy... you posted the 100th answer, I hereby award you with the Crackerjack pencil and a couple of cabbages or were ther cauli's...oh and 'Crackerjacks' web site.
www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/crackerjack.htm
~~~~~~~~~... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: OMG!!! Tisha!! I googled 'frenulum breve' and I got an eyeful of willies!!!
I've never heard of that before.
I thought 'cos I mentioned salami in a Deli' I assumed 'frenulum breve' was a type of soft cheese or a ham of somekind.
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Phil, I'd like to see you wipe your's on my horizontal metal blinds, heeheehee!!!..the image would be just like you're slicing a salami in a deli.
: )
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Ok then, q1605...why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
To help them remember which end to wipe. SO HA!!
*
Why do little boys whine?
They are practicing to be men.
*
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Nacho's? Cutie? Tasty more like! I'd have him with melted chese any time of the day or night! Wouldn't mind dippin' that in me sauce pot!!!
I've always known what 'offside' meant, so there, NER!
Waz...Your version of the 'offside' rule was so ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Ha!! I got that in my emails too, Sophia.
FROM THE USA, AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from and Eagle to a Condom ~ because it more accurately reflects the government's politic... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 8 May 2008: Oh dear Mandy, that's where I must be going wrong, I really must think before opening my gob in future!!
Those were crazy! Thanks for them.
xXxXxXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you?
: ^ o
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you?
: ^ o
*****************************************
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: LOL, Mandy....I'm lovin'it!
Now don't you worry, the uncles here on DC wouldn't dare send hate mail.
We out~number you big time, don't we boys? If any of you have a problem with that, then you've a choice of agony aunts who'll gladly help.... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Vegas, we are all of special, and yes I did, they were great.
: )
*MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY*
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods and be prepared.
We'... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 6 May 2008: Very good Vegas.
You have now officially earned your rossette of ~ 'Nutter of the week' .... Join the club!
: )
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 6 May 2008: Oh Vegas, So glad we made you cry...
....with laughter.
Here's The world's shortest fairytale, it may help you sleep tonight;
Once upon a time a guy asked his girlfriend to marry him............She said NO......and she lived happy eve... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 3 May 2008: Tips for the ladies in year 2008
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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt ~ a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 May 2008:
Some of Cupid's Aunts admitted they were at a loss trying to answer the following;
~~~~~
Dear Cupid, a couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. Th... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 27 April 2008: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 April 2008: TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3... Some people are alive only because it'... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 19 April 2008: Dear All,
My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year.
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 16 April 2008: LMAO!!! Nice one Mandy.
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"Choosing a Wife"
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the mone... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: Thanks Eyes, I most definitely am better off!
Birdie, talking of widows, check this out...a bit long, but worth it-- {: ^ )
"Dead husband sends an email?"
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A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: I wanted to share this personal message from me ~ (Big Sis), with all you ladies out there ~ who still resent their ex's.
"In Not So Loving Memory Of My Not So Dearest Ex~Husband"
It wasn't easy being a 'dick', was it?
You had a 'head' you cou... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 13 April 2008: Men and women just can't get along...
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 April 2008: Ha!! Nice one Fall out..
Do you know something? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.......it was the worst 15 minutes of my life! Now, in saying that, I have, however, decided i'm not going to drink anymore, but then again, i'm not drinking... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 April 2008: One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose.'
While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.
Th... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 April 2008: Brilliant, Uncle Phill...and so true. Thanks for those.
Savour on this ~ if you will....
Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
T... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 5 April 2008: What happened there?
E: LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
F: LOVE - When you argue over how many children to hav... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 5 April 2008: Uncle Phil...Moi? Drink wine? How very dare you!!
Check this out: 'Love Lust and Marriage'
A: LOVE- You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
LUST- You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE- You only leave... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I promise i'm not posting for the fun of it...I just spotted another silly-arse mistake, this time I meant to put 'Uncle' not 'Doc'
Jeeez!! Give me strength...'I'm an Agony Aunt...Get me out of here!!!!!'
: ^O
I think i'm going to crawl r... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I meant buy not but...Silly arse I am. : )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I may just go out and but a copy, Doc...and yeah, go for it, let's all have a peek.
I have a few more blinders ready to plaster here. Watch this space.
{: ^)
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: No i haven't, Uncle Phill, is it good?... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 3 April 2008: This is for all the women who can handle it ~
and for all the men who will enjoy reading it.
1. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
2. CATS
Wo... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 2 April 2008: A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.
The following day he received this report: ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: Aunty depressant... hee hee hee, very good, Mandy, very good indeed, and glad to be of help.
More jokes and quotes to come...just watch this space : -)
Your ever~curing Aunty~biotic, BigSis xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: A woman once said:
A man is like a deck of playing cards...
A Heart to love him...
A Diamond to marry him...
A Club to smash his fecking head in....and...
A Spade to bury the bastard.
(: )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 29 March 2008: You told me to keep them coming...well here's more...
1. Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night; I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'.
2. A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her b... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 28 March 2008: To help you forget your every day problems and read how others put their thoughts into words, these are genuine clips from council complaint letters:
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage hasfungus growing in it.
2. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 26 March 2008: Once again, in relation to some of the problems we are receiving here, let's cheer their situations up by suggesting complimentary or insulting messages they can send via a greetings card.....meant in the nicest possible way of course : o )
A few... (read in full...)
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