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Hi there, just to warn you guys, I've got an insane sense of humour, (so I have been told many times)...and there 'will' be times when you're going to think to yourselves..."Is this woman for real?" Well I am, and you will find out soon enough.

Like many a big sis, I'm here to listen and offer advice as best I can. Being a real life big sis - and favourite aunt, it has given me some experience in trying to help out where it's needed. My personal past experiences and mistakes have taught me well, and I've learnt a lot from them.

I've been (as the saying goes) there, done it and got the t-shirt. Therefore, in my 40 odd years, you could say I've had a pretty colourful, eventful and somewhat hectic life, to say the least!

I've survived many a downfall but managed to stay strong and keep on going. Then again - In saying all that, I'm still looking for some answers myself, so don't be surprised if you see me asking for that odd bit of advice now and again, after all I'm only human too.

: ^ )

Some special pointers to remember:

1} Follow your heart's desire, and if you want something bad enough ~ chances are you'll have it, if you don’t get it, it could be because you didn’t try hard enough.

2} There's a tremendous feeling in making others happy, despite our own situations.

3} If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

4} Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift... That's why it's called the present.

5} You only have one life, and you must live each day as if it were your last...

So please take care of yourselves.

BigSis. xXx

B = Beauty

I = Is

G = Genetic

S = Sense

I = Is

S =Sanity

: )

xXx = Xtra Kisses for all the ladies here.

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BigSis and Bitchology

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14 October 2008: {Please read to the end} When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch, and when I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way...they call me a bitch. ...

As a mum myself...I beg you all - please think before you drink and drive!

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13 October 2008: I went to a party.. And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead. + I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. + I m...

How many times do you have to get married to realise 'this is the one' ?!

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1 October 2008: *The 11th Husband* A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to"Please be gentle ~ I'm still a virgin". 'What?!' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be ...

Warning! Alcohol and it's FX!!

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21 August 2008: Sometimes, when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards, and all of their hopes and dreams. Now, if I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and thei...

The Understanding Male Species...or not?

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1 July 2008: After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

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24 March 2008: Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

Keep your sex-life alive

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12 March 2008: A quick tip for the ladies reading this: I was told once, many years ago that the secret of success in keeping your sex life alive with your partner, whether it be your boyfriend, fiance or husband, is to act like a ----- in the bedroom and a wife ...

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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A. 28 February 2009: A man gets home, tells his wife ''Get me a beer before it starts.'' He drinks it then says, ''Quick, get me another before it starts.'' Again she gets it, he drinks it and says, ''Another before it starts.'' She brings him another. He knocks it ba... (read in full...)

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A. 22 September 2008: Can't remember if we've had this one already...but I'm sure many couples will relate to it; Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and ... (read in full...)

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A. 21 September 2008: Hey Phil, don't you mean Knobworth?....LoL!!... But wait one cotton pickin' minute..... or is it Knebworth? Wa'eva, anyway - issnot that far from Letchworth. LOL!!! x... (read in full...)

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A. 20 September 2008: Letch!! : ) x... (read in full...)

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A. 20 September 2008: Excellent Unc!...Sounds about right too! The bear facts, eh? : ^ D Thanks for that. xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 20 September 2008: "Polish Divorce" A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. Th... (read in full...)

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A. 17 September 2008: Girlie Wisdom! Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. One of life's myster... (read in full...)

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A. 10 September 2008: The Man Rules --- Yeah Right!! So he says. Some guy has taken the time to write this all down. This is the guys' side of the story. He says; "We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side". ... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: Like it, Bubbloo. Sort of thing my ex would have said. {Not that I ever did that, it was the other way round in my case!} ** Cupidguy, You have a point there, actually ~ 4 points...but I can't begin to imagine what kind of bra we'd have to wear... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: Depends... ...now what size buckets we talking here, Unc? ... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: Thanks Chloe, I intend to.. ..because we all need a little humour to brighten our day, sometimes. ** Cupidguy, I know you are, so if I've offended you in any way, then from the roundness of my 38D size breasts ~ I offer my sincere apologie... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the sm... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Don't worry Gecko hun, you're safe with me.. "We're none of us stupid ~ right here on Dear Cupid" We're none of us saying you have small brain To suggest that have ~ would be terribly lame To me you're so cute, such a cuddly wee lizard ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine. Created a pussy to their own design. First, was a Butcher sharp with wit, Using a knife created a slit. Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold, Using a chisle created a hole. Third... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: I get 'em off somewhere? You propositioning me, young man? : o... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Yes it was! : o ) These are even better... *TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T*: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last mi... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Please don't cover your arse on my acount sweetie. : ^ P *TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T*: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: 2. "This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilamanjar... oh, crap!" 13. "We have a lost child at gate 14, the bidding will start at £20." Heh heh heh! Brilliant! Love them two. +++++++++++++... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: Might have been... : ) ==== *TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHILST IN SURGERY* 1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. 2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card? 3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing! 4 Everybody s... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: Really! As if!! I'm a respectable woman, what are you incinerating?!... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: No I wasn't offering, just wanted to know if you were... : )... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: HA! Me neither...you offering? ps...you serious Gecko? About Waz'z reply, I mean? I hope you're not, else I'll be calling you Thicko Gecko. Just kidding darling, Waz has a silly sense of humour, and it's catching! Call me what you like, ... (read in full...)

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A. 8 August 2008: Listed below are the Ten most common things that men know about women: 1} They have a vaginal opening. 2} 3} 4} 5} 6} 7} 8} 9} 10} Oh, and tits.... (read in full...)

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A. 24 July 2008: Yeah, thanks Cupidguy, I suppose I am ... in a nice rosy~red~apple kinda way. ; ^ ) Frank Carson? Is he still alive? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 24 July 2008: Now on the other hand.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. : ^ ) xXx ... (read in full...)

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A. 24 July 2008: Oh Uncle Phil, you wicked man ... : ) Did you know women are like apples on trees? The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they so... (read in full...)

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A. 22 July 2008: Nice one Tisha : ) 9 WORDS WOMEN USE: (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes... (read in full...)

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A. 11 July 2008: Phew! I'm so glad you cleared that one up Cupidguy, I almost didn't let your answer thru'. You got me all paranoid you did! It doesn't take much. By the way...did you hear about all hell breaking lose at the paranoid schizophrenic pantomim... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Uncle Phil, I do believe that's The Prince and his Camel you're referring to there. : ^ o... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Blimey, Tisha!! {Blesha!}...I'll get back to you on that one when I've read it........ ........in a few weeks! Luv ya! xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: That's the way to do it...nice one you guys, keep 'em coming. Andrew, if you're out there? ... Feel free to join in, and these are all jokes that have some connection with relationships, so we're not really off topic here. {Please don't sack me.}... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: QUIZ TIME!! Q. What's long and tubular and full of seamen? (This joke must be done orally.) A. A submarine. Q. What does a dog do that a man steps into? A. Pants. Q. What's a four letter word that ends in "k" and means intercourse? A. ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Apology accepted my darlin'...I take that raspberry back. *sucks cheeks back in* : =... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Thanks buddy, at least someone appreciates my jokes! *blows kiss* then *blows raspberry at Diovan* : )... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Well that's nice to know, Lestat...thanks for putting a downer on my joke, just when I was starting to smile again. : ( ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: WOW! Thanks for that Anon. I think they're great. ****** THIS IS A KILLER.... A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the ne... (read in full...)

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A. 4 July 2008: Well..... Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUT... (read in full...)

Anyone else turned off by the way some guys kiss?

Q. Is there a reason why some men when they kiss a woman every seems ok but when the lips touch there comes the hard tongue and they think is sexy and that makes them great kissers. I find it a turn off and is not seductive..I actually said to this ...

A. 30 June 2008: BLESHOO!! Troubledtoomuch...were you left uncovered Friday night and caught a chill? Sofia, a slight detour to school via Margate sounds a little too desperate, no? But then again, Margate's only an hour an a half by train, and it's really rath... (read in full...)

Anyone else turned off by the way some guys kiss?

A. 29 June 2008: London eh? Sofia. Cool ... I'm in Margate...used to live in London tho'. So not too far then. ; ^ )... (read in full...)

I want to go clubbing, but I'm not quite 18, help, please.

Q. I want to go clubbing, I'm 18 in one month, but all my friends are 18, In a month they wont be here, we are all goin away, so i do not want to miss out. Have you guys got any ideas how i can get in?...

A. 28 June 2008: Lestat...."Get off yer horse and drink yer milk" xXx... (read in full...)

Anyone else turned off by the way some guys kiss?

A. 28 June 2008: Lets go for it, Sofia! We can practice. Now where was it you lived again? ; ^ ) ... (read in full...)

Anyone else turned off by the way some guys kiss?

A. 28 June 2008: "Even when her gob can't actually say anything out loud for once (yay!) she is still constantly "telling" you what she likes." Whatchoo tryin' to say there, Waz? == Though what he said at first is right you know...as always. BigSis xXx... (read in full...)

Am I doing something wrong?? What should I do next time??

Q. my girl and I wanted to try something new and that was giving her a orgasm by massaging her clit. I got her in the mood and I started to massage her clit, after a few minutes she started to shake and breath hard but she said she didnt get there. She ...

A. 28 June 2008: Male anon, I loved your answer. "It will destroy them" What a way you have with words...LOL! Arra boy. Almightykid, practice makes perfect, keep at it, and I think it may help if you used some lube. Happy orgasm'ing guys! BigSis xXx... (read in full...)

Anyone else turned off by the way some guys kiss?

A. 28 June 2008: Awww...Sophia, don't be like that, I'll kiss you. : ^ p... (read in full...)

Dating this guy for 15 years and he's said..he'll never marry me! How do I move on?

Q. i have been dating the same guy off and on for fifteen years. He often tells me that he's never going to marry me I want to move on but I don't know where to start. Can you give me some tips?...

A. 28 June 2008: You have to just try and be extrememly strong and walk away. I did. 'Easier said than done', I hear you say, I know. I got the same stuff from everyone. But I loved this guy so much and he felt the same. It's so true you know, that saying, 'Love is ... (read in full...)

Need help in coping with my boyfriends past

Q. i have been with my bf for 5 months. we are in love. before me he did drugs and had alot of one night stands. he says he is done with all that now and has vowed never to touch drugs again. altho he has promised me before and has done them twice ...

A. 27 June 2008: Hello ilovelove, This is something you're going to have to sit and discuss with him sensibly and like real adults. Tell him how worried you are, even if you say you're feeling a little paranoid about it, just so as not to make it sound like you'... (read in full...)

Anyone else turned off by the way some guys kiss?

A. 27 June 2008: Oh yes, I've been there a few times. I don't like guys kissing me with the full blown impact of a tongue trying to excavate down my throat trying to spar with my tonsils. I like a man to start off by soft and seductive kisses round my lips, wi... (read in full...)

Does it sound like he is cheating? How do I get a straight answer? Or should I just walk away?

Q. I know this is kind of long, but please read and please respond. Thank you! I’ve been in a turbulent relationship with my children’s father for the almost 13 years now. I chose to stay with him despite everything we have been through (job loss, un...

A. 27 June 2008: The fact that he lied to you about the call being from a male friend and you have proved otherwise, indicates his infidelity. You have every reason to doubt his honesty, there are too many obvious signs here. If I were you I would confront him, come... (read in full...)

I want to go clubbing, but I'm not quite 18, help, please.

A. 27 June 2008: Pfft!! Smart arse! : )... (read in full...)

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A. 26 June 2008: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, 'I'l... (read in full...)

Does anyone know what being a prostitute is really like? And is it dangerous?

Q. I'm 20 and i have a house, which i'm renting, but i recently lost my job and i owe rent. I also owe money for other things. Someone i know has said they can get me a job as a prostitute, i don't know if i can do it, or if i'm that desparate. Does ...

A. 25 June 2008: Diovan, I like a girl who says what she really feels, so thumbs up to you my dear. xXx... (read in full...)

I want to go clubbing, but I'm not quite 18, help, please.

A. 25 June 2008: Well that throws the suggestion of the "18 Today!" badges out of the window, as well as the demanding of a "Birthday Kiss" at the doors. That will probably get you a knuckle sandwich rather than birthday prsents! LOL! A simple mistake to make birt... (read in full...)

My large breasts are a real hassle...should I get a breast reduction?

Q. This is kinda awkward 2 ask without sounding totally full of myself, but here goes. I have really big boobs, which i hate by the way, and my friends boyfriends always comment on. It makes me uncomfortable. They kinda look fake because im slim. They ...

A. 25 June 2008: I'm sorry to hear you're being teased about your size, it's an invasion of your confidence, I know, but you will just have to be strong and ignore their remarks. They are childish and their stupidity just goes to prove that they're not your friends ... (read in full...)

How can I make my brother's wife have sex with me?

Q. How I can make my brother's wife to have sex with me?...

A. 24 June 2008: LOL!!!! Leprechaun....nicely put! xXx... (read in full...)

What are my chances of having a 2nd set of twins with a different dad?

Q. Hey,any advice,comments or research greatly appreciated... Ok, I am nearly 30 years old and have had identical twin boys for my Ex who's dad is a non Identical twin, My fathers 1st cousin's are identical twins and I know theres twins far...

A. 24 June 2008: Well Bammy, going by what you've said...that on both your parents' side there are twins, and your future husbands' mother is a twin, your chances are obviously a whole lot higher than those who don't have twins in their lineage. So, I'd say your ... (read in full...)

Will there be someone for me?

Q. Will there be someone for me? I'm 27, have a successful career and am smarter than most peers my age. I've dated a couple of times but things did not work out. As I read the questions on this site...seems like there's a lot of bad guys out there - ...

A. 23 June 2008: There is someone for everyone in this big wide world, eventually you'll meet him, and when you do you'll know he's the right one. I'm a very optimistic person and believe we've all got a permanent soul mate just waiting for us to come upon them... (read in full...)

Are these fortune tellers giving me false hopes?

Q. Hi, I broke up with my b/f, I felt depressed so went to see several fortune tellers. They were pretty accurate about some stuff...and 2 of them said that my ex likes me a lot and he would come back next year. I dunno if this is giving me false hope...

A. 23 June 2008: My darling, fortune tellers have a very clever way of tricking you in to believing what you want to hear, just as Dovian has stated. Same goes for those zodiac star signs you read in tacky magazines and newspapers. You make your own fortune ... (read in full...)

My only problem here is that I cannot orgasm during sex, and it's causing a lot of stress and guilt for both of us.

Q. I am a 28 year old woman and have been married for 4 years. My husband and I don't have any children. We are very happy together and don't really have any complaints about our relationship. My only problem is that I cannot orgasm during sex. My...

A. 23 June 2008: You say you cannot orgasm when your husband touches you, yet you reach orgasm easily when you do it yourself. Have you shown him exactly how you do it yourself? I mean, I'm guessing here, maybe he's not doing it right, maybe you're too shy to tell ... (read in full...)

In my case, I hope curiosity doesn't kill my pussy......cat.

Q. Just out of curiosity, please tell me if what I'm feeling is normal. I'm 51, by the way. This past year I've been feeling so very horny, I mean, I want sex all the time!! The slightest thing seems to turn me on. It could be triggered by som...

A. 22 June 2008: I AM a good girl.....when I'm asleep. : ^ D... (read in full...)

Does anyone know what being a prostitute is really like? And is it dangerous?

A. 22 June 2008: I agree with the Wiz, that previous post was very well put, and I admire you Miss Fem anon reader. You sound as though you have class, and if I were to venture into this 'industry' then I would be much more inclined to go about it the way you ... (read in full...)

Is there any other treatment besides antibiotics to treat UTI?

Q. I recentely had UTI for 2 weeks now. This wasn't my first time. No stinging sensation or bloody urine extra but, just a strong odor first thing in the morning when I go to the loo. I'm doing a natural remedy which is cranberry juice no added ...

A. 22 June 2008: First of all I wouldn't recommend self care in this instance. Antibiotics are really the only thing that will safely get rid of any infection you may have. If you don't take them, then you'll more than likely have a recurrence of this. Natural reme... (read in full...)

Is he lying to me, when he says, he really doesn't know what he wants?

Q. My boyfriend and i have been together for 3.5 years, and live together now with 2 cats. he recently broke up with me. He says he wants space, but doesn't know if he wants things to work out because he thinks they can't. I want him to try one last ...

A. 21 June 2008: Hello Pintogal, Why not have a go at giving him that space he needs. You've heard the saying, 'Absence makes the heart grow fonder'. Let him sort his head out. Chance it. It might just be a temporary thing, but until you try, you wont know. ... (read in full...)

Does anyone know what being a prostitute is really like? And is it dangerous?

A. 21 June 2008: Dovian Is absolutely right. Both times. : ) I was once in a situation where I had my home repossessed, {long story} I also had two youg children, I was really desperate. In the space of 10 years, I moved 10 times, with my poor kids on tow, from one... (read in full...)

Wrist injury. Anyone had one and can advise me?

Q. Grrrrrr not a relationship question, but i wonder if anyone can help. I punched someone in self defence about 5 or 6 weeks ago. Wish i hadn't now because its done me no good!Woke the next day with a painful wrist. Thought its probably a sprain s...

A. 18 June 2008: ps....you could take some anti-inflammatories in the meantime, they should help with subsiding the pain. xXx... (read in full...)

Wrist injury. Anyone had one and can advise me?

A. 18 June 2008: Hiya Kitten, May I just inform you that we have 54 bones in our hands, you could possibly have fractured one or more of them. You must half of packed a punch there, Missy. I wouldn't want to bump into you in a dark alley. Lol, just kiddin' ... (read in full...)

Embarassing question, I seem to have lost a vibrator...

Q. okay, this is embarrassing. About 2 weeks ago, I came home from a night out (yes, alcohol was involved). I fell asleep with my cordless "bullett" (a small vibrator) and have not been able to find it since. Is it possible that it is lost inside of ...

A. 13 June 2008: Ere, you never guess what...I´ve just seen Elvis here in Gran Canaria and he´s selling ´3" cordless bullets´ out of a suitcase on the beach...LOL!!!! Ï might just invest in one or six. See you guys in a couple of days. ps. You won´t recognise ... (read in full...)

Need advice on what to write in a birthday card to someone who I like but rejected me a while ago....

Q. What to write in a birthday card for someone who I like but rejected me a while ago. Has to be special note mentioning her being happy etc. Help needed......

A. 2 June 2008: I know it's long but how about you write something like this, hon... **** I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past if there w... (read in full...)

In my case, I hope curiosity doesn't kill my pussy......cat.

A. 1 June 2008: I wonder.....Hmmmm...that last message.... *places thumb on jaw bone and rubs chin with forefinger* He's spot on, you know, I think you should make an effort and see more of him, then maybe, just maybe you can get him to 'accomodate' you... (read in full...)

Embarassing question, I seem to have lost a vibrator...

A. 30 May 2008: ...and I have to agree with Birdie, you've been great, do come and join us, we need more happy souls around us. It's been a pleasure. I just loved your quote: "I got within 2 feet of the opening and felt my earring pulling (obviously not real gol... (read in full...)

Embarassing question, I seem to have lost a vibrator...

A. 28 May 2008: Oh bugger....does this have to end? First of all I want to say how happy I am that it's not still in there or ever was. If it ever shows up, can we have an "Embarassing Question, I Seem to Have Lost a Vibrator...The sequel" or even "The Return ... (read in full...)

Do women remember the size of their former lover's penis?

Q. I have been bombarded with penis enlargement emails lately. Something like 100+ a day. Hopefully I am not the only one. :) Obviously these are SPAM I know, however there are lots of products claiming to work for those less endowed. One of the ...

A. 27 May 2008: I do, especially now!! Which means ~ I'm more than happy to forget my former lover's penii now. {Say no more} : )... (read in full...)

Do women remember the size of their former lover's penis?

A. 27 May 2008: I do, especially now!! But I'm more than happy to forget my former lover's penii now. {Say no more} : ) : ) : )... (read in full...)

Embarassing question, I seem to have lost a vibrator...

A. 26 May 2008: Ooh I say... my bets are on 'She swallowed it, trying to give it head'....what are the odds on that Waz? Or can I bet on it being 'each way'?... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 26 May 2008: Have a read of these, they're brilliant...and so appropriate for this site. Eight Words with two Meanings: 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-r... (read in full...)

What does a kiss tell about a person...

Q. Now this may sound rubbish but this is how you can tell how the person likes you, by the kiss they give you! Kiss on the cheek mean you are friends Kiss on the hands means i really like you Kiss on the lips means i love you Kiss on t...

A. 24 May 2008: Babe {hahaha!! 'Babe' wasn't there a film about a piglet called Babe?} I hope you dont mind us side tracking your topic, but it woz Waz wot started it. I suppose I could stye a little longer, so while I'm here I may as well add a few more loins, w... (read in full...)

What does a kiss tell about a person...

A. 24 May 2008: Well I've lost loads of weight since you nicked that frock, so NER!!....you're welcome to it. As for the pigs you've woken up with in the past ~ I reckon you're only saying that to save your bacon, 'coz I bet you've only ever dipped you're s... (read in full...)

What does a kiss tell about a person...

A. 24 May 2008: Who you calling a loony, Waz?...I'm not the one wearing a oversized poofy purple silk frock waving a wand around! And FYI....I've never kissed a dog in my life...betchoo you've kissed a few tho. : ^ ) x... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 23 May 2008: Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a... (read in full...)

I cannot feel the threads on the IUS!

Q. A girly topic here.. Has anybody had any probs with their IUS? This weak I cannot feel the threads, I know it is still there because I felt the very tip of one thread. I know there is no perforation, as I am not in agony. I do feel a ...

A. 23 May 2008: Hey Fiona, thanks for coming back to us, best of luck on Wednesday, and you'll be ok. xXx... (read in full...)

She is amazing but her past puts me off...

Q. Im in a relationship with someone. I love her. She is amazing. She is, ultimately, what I have ever desired about in a woman. Except, I fear she is a slut... Slept with about 20 people, one a couple weeks before me... A couple months before that ...

A. 23 May 2008: You have the meaning of 'frigid' wrong there, Anon. To be 'frigid' means to be persistently averse to sexual intercourse, or extremely cold ~ lacking warmth of feeling. Also you said, I quote; "But, when I take that into account, and then th... (read in full...)

She is amazing but her past puts me off...

A. 23 May 2008: Well said Oldfool...I second your statement there.... (read in full...)

How do you grab a guy's attention?

Q. How do you grab a guy's attention? (that you like) ...

A. 23 May 2008: Hey Vegas! How's my favourite little flirt? You want my advice? Just grab him by his collar with both your hands, pull him towards you and give him a nice big fat juicy smacker on the lips....if that doesn't grab his attention ~ nothing will. ... (read in full...)

She is amazing but her past puts me off...

A. 21 May 2008: "Im in a relationship with someone. I love her. She is amazing. She is, ultimately, what I have ever desired about in a woman." ..."I want to be with her..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Poster...I see slight contradic... (read in full...)

Embarassing question, I seem to have lost a vibrator...

A. 21 May 2008: Sofia, look on the bright side, imagine if it were you that lost little bunnykins up there....and whilst sitting your exams ~ the thing starts vibrating. Now stop reading this column and get on with your revising, you bad girl! Good luck my luv,... (read in full...)

I cannot feel the threads on the IUS!

A. 21 May 2008: Intrauterine System (IUS) An IUS is a contraceptive device, it's fitted by a doctor and remains in the womb for a fixed amount of time, after which it must be changed. x ... (read in full...)

I cannot feel the threads on the IUS!

A. 21 May 2008: I have the IUS 'Mirena', and had a partner who could feel them. You can check to see if your IUS is still in place by putting your finger in the vagina and feeling the threads coming through the cervix. The best time to do this is regularl... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 21 May 2008: Blimey Vegas...took me all morning to read that. Very funny tho. Keep it up. {As the actress said to the Bishop!} One more from me before I get on to my private messages, after I've done all my housework...Blurrrhhh!! **A farmer in Devon ... (read in full...)

What does a kiss tell about a person...

A. 20 May 2008: I have no idea what happened there, everything I was writing was coming out backwards LOL!!! As I was saying....Oi!! Waz! The first 1/4 of my epic post was duplicated. Oh, and Sofia, it's ok, you're forgiven. Babe, I forgot aboot the Glasgow... (read in full...)

What does a kiss tell about a person...

A. 20 May 2008: ?sdrawkcab tuo gnimoc tsop yom si yhw !oH !zaW iO... (read in full...)

What does a kiss tell about a person...

A. 20 May 2008: ?sdrawkcab tuo gnimoc tsop yom si yhw !oH !zaW iO... (read in full...)

What does a kiss tell about a person...

A. 20 May 2008: Sofia, LOL...where d'you live? I'll come round and throw a bucket of ice cold water in yer face, that'll wake you up...and teach you a lesson for falling asleep in front of all my hard work!!! xXx... (read in full...)

What does a kiss tell about a person...

A. 20 May 2008: Might have done... : o... (read in full...)

What does a kiss tell about a person...

A. 20 May 2008: I cheated. : ^ p xXx... (read in full...)

What does a kiss tell about a person...

A. 20 May 2008: Bloody 'ell...you read that quick!! Once again, you're welcome, Babe. xXx... (read in full...)

What does a kiss tell about a person...

A. 20 May 2008: Oops! Sorry!! First two paragraphs were duplicated. See? That's what you get when carried away with kissing. PFFFT!!!... (read in full...)

What does a kiss tell about a person...

A. 20 May 2008: Aww Babe, you're welcome...want more? This is very long, very interesting and very educational, but well worth the read. So sit back, feet up, relax and savour. : ) The simple act of kissing relays powerful messages to your brain, body and par... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 20 May 2008: Thanks WaterLoo....Ditto! Hey Vegas, nice to 'see' you again! That's what I like to 'hear' .... that I'm putting smiles on people's faces. : ) ___________________________________________________ If you love something, set it free. If it comes... (read in full...)

Embarassing question, I seem to have lost a vibrator...

A. 20 May 2008: Toying with her dildo one night in her bed Having fun whilst pissed out of her head Woke up in the morning Without any warning Mislaid the bloody thing ~ so she said.... ~*~*~ She wrote to Dear Cupid for advice Said she lost her vibrati... (read in full...)

Embarassing question, I seem to have lost a vibrator...

A. 20 May 2008: I'll tell you something, I laughed so much at Waz's 'Arm A Dildo' song, {whilst singing} that if I had one lost up there it would have shot out like a bat out of a twat!! I can't believe you didn't check between the mattress and the headboar... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 19 May 2008: Yo WaterLoo...glad they're makin' you smile hon. This next one's a laugh.. They say Doctors Never Laugh.... The Doctor said 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then', Bob ... (read in full...)

Embarassing question, I seem to have lost a vibrator...

A. 19 May 2008: Calling mislaid vibrator maid!...Come in please! You found it yet?...Over!... (read in full...)

What does a kiss tell about a person...

A. 19 May 2008: *Kiss on the Forehead - "Forever you will be mine" *Kiss on the Ear - "I'm horny" *Kiss on the Nose - "Your so speical to me" *Kiss on the Cheek - "We're friends" *Kiss on the Hand - "I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck - "We belong together"... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 19 May 2008: *BEFORE MARRIAGE* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ : ) John ~ Ahh...At last. I can hardly wait! Jane ~ Do you want me to leave? John ~ NO! Don't even think about it. Jane ~ Do you love me? John ~ Of course! Always have and always will! Jane ~ Have you ever ... (read in full...)

Embarassing question, I seem to have lost a vibrator...

A. 15 May 2008: 2 weeks?! You cannot be serious! I'm sure you would feel it if it was still inside you. {Maybe you tried to give it a blow job and swallowed it}. On a more serious not, If you're certain you still have it up there, then call your doctor's and... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 15 May 2008: The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in. Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you are even remotely familiar with holy scr... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 11 May 2008: Sweety Pie, very good, that made me laugh, thanks...but now you've gone and given the guys ideas on how to be a bit more careful when answering their wives. Us girls have a very cunning way of catching our fellas out.... even if we don't mean to, ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 10 May 2008: Thanks Mandy xXx I phoned the Samaritans this morning because I needed some advice on something, and this was the automated service I had to listen to.... "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are an obsessive compulsive... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 10 May 2008: YAY!! Mandy... you posted the 100th answer, I hereby award you with the Crackerjack pencil and a couple of cabbages or were ther cauli's...oh and 'Crackerjacks' web site. www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/crackerjack.htm ~~~~~~~~~... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 9 May 2008: OMG!!! Tisha!! I googled 'frenulum breve' and I got an eyeful of willies!!! I've never heard of that before. I thought 'cos I mentioned salami in a Deli' I assumed 'frenulum breve' was a type of soft cheese or a ham of somekind. xXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 9 May 2008: Phil, I'd like to see you wipe your's on my horizontal metal blinds, heeheehee!!!..the image would be just like you're slicing a salami in a deli. : ) ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 9 May 2008: Ok then, q1605...why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? To help them remember which end to wipe. SO HA!! * Why do little boys whine? They are practicing to be men. * What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 9 May 2008: Nacho's? Cutie? Tasty more like! I'd have him with melted chese any time of the day or night! Wouldn't mind dippin' that in me sauce pot!!! I've always known what 'offside' meant, so there, NER! Waz...Your version of the 'offside' rule was so ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 9 May 2008: Ha!! I got that in my emails too, Sophia. FROM THE USA, AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from and Eagle to a Condom ~ because it more accurately reflects the government's politic... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 8 May 2008: Oh dear Mandy, that's where I must be going wrong, I really must think before opening my gob in future!! Those were crazy! Thanks for them. xXxXxXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you? : ^ o ***************************************** One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 7 May 2008: LOL, Mandy....I'm lovin'it! Now don't you worry, the uncles here on DC wouldn't dare send hate mail. We out~number you big time, don't we boys? If any of you have a problem with that, then you've a choice of agony aunts who'll gladly help.... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 7 May 2008: Vegas, we are all of special, and yes I did, they were great. : ) *MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY* My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods and be prepared. We'... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 6 May 2008: Very good Vegas. You have now officially earned your rossette of ~ 'Nutter of the week' .... Join the club! : ) xXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 6 May 2008: Oh Vegas, So glad we made you cry... ....with laughter. Here's The world's shortest fairytale, it may help you sleep tonight; Once upon a time a guy asked his girlfriend to marry him............She said NO......and she lived happy eve... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 3 May 2008: Tips for the ladies in year 2008 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt ~ a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 1 May 2008: Some of Cupid's Aunts admitted they were at a loss trying to answer the following; ~~~~~ Dear Cupid, a couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. Th... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 27 April 2008: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 24 April 2008: TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3... Some people are alive only because it'... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 19 April 2008: Dear All, My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year. I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 16 April 2008: LMAO!!! Nice one Mandy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Choosing a Wife" A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the mone... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 14 April 2008: Thanks Eyes, I most definitely am better off! Birdie, talking of widows, check this out...a bit long, but worth it-- {: ^ ) "Dead husband sends an email?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 14 April 2008: I wanted to share this personal message from me ~ (Big Sis), with all you ladies out there ~ who still resent their ex's. "In Not So Loving Memory Of My Not So Dearest Ex~Husband" It wasn't easy being a 'dick', was it? You had a 'head' you cou... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 13 April 2008: Men and women just can't get along... Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 11 April 2008: Ha!! Nice one Fall out.. Do you know something? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.......it was the worst 15 minutes of my life! Now, in saying that, I have, however, decided i'm not going to drink anymore, but then again, i'm not drinking... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 10 April 2008: One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... 'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.' While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. Th... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 9 April 2008: Brilliant, Uncle Phill...and so true. Thanks for those. Savour on this ~ if you will.... Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. T... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 5 April 2008: What happened there? E: LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST - When you only see each other naked. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake. F: LOVE - When you argue over how many children to hav... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 5 April 2008: Uncle Phil...Moi? Drink wine? How very dare you!! Check this out: 'Love Lust and Marriage' A: LOVE- You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts. LUST- You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline. MARRIAGE- You only leave... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 4 April 2008: I promise i'm not posting for the fun of it...I just spotted another silly-arse mistake, this time I meant to put 'Uncle' not 'Doc' Jeeez!! Give me strength...'I'm an Agony Aunt...Get me out of here!!!!!' : ^O I think i'm going to crawl r... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 4 April 2008: I meant buy not but...Silly arse I am. : )... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 4 April 2008: I may just go out and but a copy, Doc...and yeah, go for it, let's all have a peek. I have a few more blinders ready to plaster here. Watch this space. {: ^) ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 4 April 2008: No i haven't, Uncle Phill, is it good?... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 3 April 2008: This is for all the women who can handle it ~ and for all the men who will enjoy reading it. 1. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 2. CATS Wo... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 2 April 2008: A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee. The following day he received this report: ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 1 April 2008: Aunty depressant... hee hee hee, very good, Mandy, very good indeed, and glad to be of help. More jokes and quotes to come...just watch this space : -) Your ever~curing Aunty~biotic, BigSis xXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 1 April 2008: A woman once said: A man is like a deck of playing cards... A Heart to love him... A Diamond to marry him... A Club to smash his fecking head in....and... A Spade to bury the bastard. (: )... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 29 March 2008: You told me to keep them coming...well here's more... 1. Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night; I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'. 2. A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her b... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 28 March 2008: To help you forget your every day problems and read how others put their thoughts into words, these are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage hasfungus growing in it. 2. ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 26 March 2008: Once again, in relation to some of the problems we are receiving here, let's cheer their situations up by suggesting complimentary or insulting messages they can send via a greetings card.....meant in the nicest possible way of course : o ) A few... (read in full...)