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Like many a big sis, I'm here to listen and offer advice as best I can. Being a real life big sis - and favourite aunt, it has given me some experience in trying to help out where it's needed. My personal past experiences and mistakes have taught me well, and I've learnt a lot from them.
I've been (as the saying goes) there, done it and got the t-shirt. Therefore, in my 40 odd years, you could say I've had a pretty colourful, eventful and somewhat hectic life, to say the least!
I've survived many a downfall but managed to stay strong and keep on going. Then again - In saying all that, I'm still looking for some answers myself, so don't be surprised if you see me asking for that odd bit of advice now and again, after all I'm only human too.
: ^ )
Some special pointers to remember:
1} Follow your heart's desire, and if you want something bad enough ~ chances are you'll have it, if you don’t get it, it could be because you didn’t try hard enough.
2} There's a tremendous feeling in making others happy, despite our own situations.
3} If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.
4} Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift... That's why it's called the present.
5} You only have one life, and you must live each day as if it were your last...
So please take care of yourselves.
BigSis. xXx
B = Beauty
I = Is
G = Genetic
S = Sense
I = Is
S =Sanity
: )
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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Keep your sex-life alive
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 28 February 2009: A man gets home, tells his wife ''Get me a beer before it starts.''
He drinks it then says, ''Quick, get me another before it starts.''
Again she gets it, he drinks it and says, ''Another before it starts.''
She brings him another. He knocks it ba... (read in full...)
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A. 22 September 2008: Can't remember if we've had this one already...but I'm sure many couples will relate to it;
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and ... (read in full...)
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A. 21 September 2008: Hey Phil, don't you mean Knobworth?....LoL!!...
But wait one cotton pickin' minute..... or is it Knebworth?
Wa'eva, anyway - issnot that far from Letchworth.
LOL!!!
x... (read in full...)
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A. 20 September 2008: Letch!!
: )
x... (read in full...)
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A. 20 September 2008: Excellent Unc!...Sounds about right too! The bear facts, eh? : ^ D Thanks for that. xXx... (read in full...)
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A. 20 September 2008: "Polish Divorce"
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
Th... (read in full...)
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A. 17 September 2008: Girlie Wisdom!
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
One of life's myster... (read in full...)
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A. 10 September 2008: The Man Rules ---
Yeah Right!! So he says.
Some guy has taken the time to write this all down. This is the guys' side of the story. He says;
"We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side". ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 25 August 2008: Like it, Bubbloo. Sort of thing my ex would have said. {Not that I ever did that, it was the other way round in my case!}
**
Cupidguy,
You have a point there, actually ~ 4 points...but I can't begin to imagine what kind of bra we'd have to wear... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 25 August 2008: Depends...
...now what size buckets we talking here, Unc?
... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 25 August 2008: Thanks Chloe, I intend to..
..because we all need a little humour to brighten our day, sometimes.
**
Cupidguy,
I know you are, so if I've offended you in any way, then from the roundness of my 38D size breasts ~ I offer my sincere apologie... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 25 August 2008: EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the sm... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Don't worry Gecko hun, you're safe with me..
"We're none of us stupid ~ right here on Dear Cupid"
We're none of us saying you have small brain
To suggest that have ~ would be terribly lame
To me you're so cute, such a cuddly wee lizard
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine.
Created a pussy to their own design.
First, was a Butcher sharp with wit,
Using a knife created a slit.
Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold,
Using a chisle created a hole.
Third... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: I get 'em off somewhere? You propositioning me, young man?
: o... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Yes it was!
: o )
These are even better...
*TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T*:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last mi... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Please don't cover your arse on my acount sweetie.
: ^ P
*TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T*:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: 2. "This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilamanjar... oh, crap!"
13. "We have a lost child at gate 14, the bidding will start at £20."
Heh heh heh! Brilliant! Love them two.
+++++++++++++... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 August 2008: Might have been...
: )
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*TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHILST IN SURGERY*
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody s... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 August 2008: Really!
As if!!
I'm a respectable woman, what are you incinerating?!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 August 2008: No I wasn't offering, just wanted to know if you were...
: )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 August 2008: HA! Me neither...you offering?
ps...you serious Gecko? About Waz'z reply, I mean?
I hope you're not, else I'll be calling you Thicko Gecko.
Just kidding darling, Waz has a silly sense of humour, and it's catching!
Call me what you like, ... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 8 August 2008: Listed below are the Ten most common
things that men know about women:
1} They have a vaginal opening.
2}
3}
4}
5}
6}
7}
8}
9}
10} Oh, and tits.... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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A. 24 July 2008: Yeah, thanks Cupidguy, I suppose I am ... in a nice rosy~red~apple kinda way. ; ^ ) Frank Carson? Is he still alive? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 July 2008: Now on the other hand....
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
: ^ )
xXx
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 July 2008: Oh Uncle Phil, you wicked man ... : )
Did you know women are like apples on trees?
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they so... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 22 July 2008: Nice one Tisha
: )
9 WORDS WOMEN USE:
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 July 2008: Phew! I'm so glad you cleared that one up Cupidguy, I almost didn't let your answer thru'. You got me all paranoid you did! It doesn't take much.
By the way...did you hear about all hell breaking lose at the paranoid schizophrenic pantomim... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Uncle Phil, I do believe that's The Prince and his Camel you're referring to there.
: ^ o... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Blimey, Tisha!! {Blesha!}...I'll get back to you on that one when I've read it........
........in a few weeks!
Luv ya!
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: That's the way to do it...nice one you guys, keep 'em coming.
Andrew, if you're out there? ... Feel free to join in, and these are all jokes that have some connection with relationships, so we're not really off topic here. {Please don't sack me.}... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: QUIZ TIME!!
Q. What's long and tubular and full of seamen? (This joke must be done orally.)
A. A submarine.
Q. What does a dog do that a man steps into?
A. Pants.
Q. What's a four letter word that ends in "k" and means
intercourse?
A. ... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Apology accepted my darlin'...I take that raspberry back.
*sucks cheeks back in*
: =... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Thanks buddy, at least someone appreciates my jokes! *blows kiss*
then
*blows raspberry at Diovan*
: )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: Well that's nice to know, Lestat...thanks for putting a downer on my joke, just when I was starting to smile again.
: (
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 July 2008: WOW! Thanks for that Anon. I think they're great.
******
THIS IS A KILLER....
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the ne... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 July 2008: Well.....
Guts or Balls...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUT... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 26 June 2008: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, 'I'l... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 26 May 2008: Have a read of these, they're brilliant...and so appropriate for this site.
Eight Words with two Meanings:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-r... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 23 May 2008: Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 21 May 2008: Blimey Vegas...took me all morning to read that. Very funny tho. Keep it up. {As the actress said to the Bishop!}
One more from me before I get on to my private messages, after I've done all my housework...Blurrrhhh!!
**A farmer in Devon ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 20 May 2008: Thanks WaterLoo....Ditto!
Hey Vegas, nice to 'see' you again! That's what I like to 'hear' .... that I'm putting smiles on people's faces.
: )
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 19 May 2008: Yo WaterLoo...glad they're makin' you smile hon. This next one's a laugh..
They say Doctors Never Laugh....
The Doctor said 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then', Bob ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 19 May 2008: *BEFORE MARRIAGE*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: )
John ~ Ahh...At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane ~ Do you want me to leave?
John ~ NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane ~ Do you love me?
John ~ Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane ~ Have you ever ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 15 May 2008: The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.
Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you are even remotely familiar with holy scr... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 May 2008: Sweety Pie, very good, that made me laugh, thanks...but now you've gone and given the guys ideas on how to be a bit more careful when answering their wives.
Us girls have a very cunning way of catching our fellas out.... even if we don't mean to, ... (read in full...)
He broke up with me, how do I get him back?
Q. My boyfriend broke up with me a week ago, he was all i had and im feeling exremely lonely and want him back, how can i get him back? ...
A. 11 May 2008: Come on now, cheer up please.
Tell us the reason why he broke up with you and maybe we'll be able to help.
xXx... (read in full...)
I feel really great about myself...except for my body. I'm so upset, how can I cope?
Q. I'm glad to say I've been improving my self esteem. As a result, I'm less jealous of other girls, and less envious (baout their personalities, or how well they do in school, their talents, things like that). I feel better, as I know I'm worth a lot, ...
A. 11 May 2008: Bit of a typo below, sorry. Should read 'You must hold yourself upright'.
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I feel really great about myself...except for my body. I'm so upset, how can I cope?
Q. I'm glad to say I've been improving my self esteem. As a result, I'm less jealous of other girls, and less envious (baout their personalities, or how well they do in school, their talents, things like that). I feel better, as I know I'm worth a lot, ...
A. 11 May 2008: My darlin' will you please click on the link below, it was very cleverly put out by Wizard of Waz ~ for us girls alike, who fret about our looks and insecurities.
I wish I could say 'I guarantee it'll stop you feeling the way you do comp... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 May 2008: Thanks Mandy xXx
I phoned the Samaritans this morning because I needed some advice on something, and this was the automated service I had to listen to....
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline...
If you are an obsessive compulsive... (read in full...)
My 15-month-old daugher is refusing to eat solids food!
Q. I have a 15 month old daughter who for the last 2 or so weeks refuses to eat any and all solids, with the exception of her formula. I tried putting her on homo milk but she gets severely constipated from it. Luckily her formula has more nutrients ...
A. 10 May 2008: Why should you have to take the baby off the bottle? There really is no hurry. You are being pressured into rushing your baby to grow up too fast.
"my sister has said to me i need to get her out of all things and habits associated with being ba... (read in full...)
Is it normal to have your left ball bigger than your right ball?
Q. is it normal 2 have ur left ball bigger than ur right ball ...
A. 10 May 2008: So have I, Jitter.
You ever tried juggling them?
: ^ )
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 May 2008: YAY!! Mandy... you posted the 100th answer, I hereby award you with the Crackerjack pencil and a couple of cabbages or were ther cauli's...oh and 'Crackerjacks' web site.
www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/crackerjack.htm
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I honestly never touched a woman's body while I was away working, and my g/f doesn't believe me.
Q. I've been dating this girl for 3 months, then on the 4th month we decided to live together. On the 5th month i went to Hawaii to work for 4 months (with continous communications, sending gifts and stuff to her). 2 weeks before i finished my 4 ...
A. 10 May 2008: Hey Bluebunny, I'm really sorry for you, but it sounds to me that she couldn't have had true feelings for you. If she loved you that much, she'd have given you a chance ~ but to right you off that fast...AND move another guy into your apartment that ... (read in full...)
There's ranting and there's ranting, but his ranting is a little too much! I've had my rant, now it's your turn!!!
Q. I've been married to my new husband for 6 weeks now. When we first met, he was kind, loving and caring towards me - but now he's changed. At the wedding he ranted about everything - and about everyone at the wedding and in the wedding speech. ...
A. 10 May 2008: OH WOW!!! That was some rant!
I don't wish to appear rude ~ but are his rants contagious by any chance? But then again, {and I'm hoping for your sake}, that you don't in real life rant the way you type, 'couse if you do, then I'm afraid you've caug... (read in full...)
How do I get my nipples to become less pointy? Any ideas?
Q. I am not sure if there is something wrong with me. I have pointy nipples, but i have tried to get rid of them. i am not overweight and never have been. In fact, every night i do well over 200 push-up, and over 400 sit ups. I am very active in other ...
A. 10 May 2008: Try corn plasters, they work....might hurt a bit when you unstick them.
Why would you want to hide them anyway? Be proud of them, some girls have inverted nipples and would give anything to have sticky out ones.
*whispers* I love mine : )
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: OMG!!! Tisha!! I googled 'frenulum breve' and I got an eyeful of willies!!!
I've never heard of that before.
I thought 'cos I mentioned salami in a Deli' I assumed 'frenulum breve' was a type of soft cheese or a ham of somekind.
xXx... (read in full...)
I'm too embarrassed to tell my mum about my period
Q. i'm 12 years old and just started my period about a week ago. i haven't told my mum because it's to embarassing. i have tried a few times but can't bring myself to say it. also i have two older sisters who would make fun of me about it. what should ...
A. 9 May 2008: Your mum is probably waiting for this day to come, Is she some kind of ogre or what? You have to tell her, and honestly darlin', there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
She'll be upset that you didn't tell her, and anyway, she's bound to find out ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Phil, I'd like to see you wipe your's on my horizontal metal blinds, heeheehee!!!..the image would be just like you're slicing a salami in a deli.
: )
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Ok then, q1605...why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
To help them remember which end to wipe. SO HA!!
*
Why do little boys whine?
They are practicing to be men.
*
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
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If he keeps saying my name that way, I'm going to give him something that guaranteed he'll never forget.
Q. I told a guy at work today that "I love the way you say my name, you make it sound so sexy." (This guy is Spanish and he pronounces my name with an appealing accent, almost with adoration). The next time he does this, I'll tell him that if he keep...
A. 9 May 2008: I'm sure he'll be flattered, you get in there gurl, hopefully he'll get the hint and keep repeating your name!!
: )
I don't know what it is with us girls, but accents always seem to make us go wobbly at the knees and bring out the 'she devils' ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Nacho's? Cutie? Tasty more like! I'd have him with melted chese any time of the day or night! Wouldn't mind dippin' that in me sauce pot!!!
I've always known what 'offside' meant, so there, NER!
Waz...Your version of the 'offside' rule was so ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Ha!! I got that in my emails too, Sophia.
FROM THE USA, AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from and Eagle to a Condom ~ because it more accurately reflects the government's politic... (read in full...)
What sort of women do men really like? Real? Or fake dolls with fake breasts, fake nails, fake hair...
Q. Ok, I know this topic gets old fast, and that I'll probably hear the same answers that are usually given, but let's have a try and I truly do expect honesty... PLEASE... It's always said men prefer natural beauty, natural looking women. But if th...
A. 9 May 2008: Do I watch too much TV ?... (read in full...)
What sort of women do men really like? Real? Or fake dolls with fake breasts, fake nails, fake hair...
Q. Ok, I know this topic gets old fast, and that I'll probably hear the same answers that are usually given, but let's have a try and I truly do expect honesty... PLEASE... It's always said men prefer natural beauty, natural looking women. But if th...
A. 9 May 2008: Aniston...as in Brad Pitt's ex, recently split from Vince Vaughan, was in Bruce Almighty with Jim Carey...Rachel in Friends, you know...the Greek one, Kojak's God~Daughter.
: )... (read in full...)
Question for the BOYS and MEN on this site about strip clubs!
Q. Hey Question for the BOYS and MEN on this site... ladies are welcome to write their comments as well.... After a boys night out in a Strip club .. coming home to your wife,fiance or girlfriend ... wanting to have sex with her at that moment...
A. 8 May 2008: Very well put Tisha. Your outlook and attitude is the absolute right one to take. That's what makes a perfect relationship.
The trust and openess roles are major factors in any relationship. Without those two factors, you are well on your way to d... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 8 May 2008: Oh dear Mandy, that's where I must be going wrong, I really must think before opening my gob in future!!
Those were crazy! Thanks for them.
xXxXxXx... (read in full...)
I am very pale and want a new foundation, so my boyfriend can notice how nice my make up is... any ideas?
Q. Im not sure if this is the place for this question.... It starts off a bit weird but then i explain myself. I am very pale and want a new foundation. I can't find one anywhere, that dosnt have an orange tint. i dont want to look gothicy i just w...
A. 8 May 2008: Mandy's right....natural is best, but if you feel more comfortable then try the 'Dream Matte Mousse' it leaves your skin so smooth, and it's not like some polyfillas that are on the market. Try out the sample shades.
I use that one and it's grea... (read in full...)
"If I am 16 and have relations with a consenting 15 year-old girl, is that rape?"
Q. Hi! I'm studing law in history, and one of the questions is, "If i am 16 and have relations with a consenting 15 year-old girl, is that rape?" Please help me answer this question...Thanks....
A. 8 May 2008: Notinthesane, The questioner is not referring to herself in this question, but for her studies in 'The History of Law'.
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you?
: ^ o
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you?
: ^ o
*****************************************
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: LOL, Mandy....I'm lovin'it!
Now don't you worry, the uncles here on DC wouldn't dare send hate mail.
We out~number you big time, don't we boys? If any of you have a problem with that, then you've a choice of agony aunts who'll gladly help.... (read in full...)
Romantic music for a wedding - ideas please.
Q. Hi, This is probably an unusual one! But I am looking for help in regards to picking out music for an upcoming wedding ceremony! I dont want anything too lonely as it will be lonely enough. But ideas of more romantic tone. The main one I am having ...
A. 7 May 2008: How about 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'
: )... (read in full...)
What is the sweetest thing that he/she ever said to you?
Q. I don't really need advice, I'm just curious. What is the sweetest thing that he/she ever said to you?...
A. 7 May 2008: Awww, that was sweet of you...hope you're feeling a trifle better soon, my little cup cake.
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Vegas, we are all of special, and yes I did, they were great.
: )
*MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY*
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods and be prepared.
We'... (read in full...)
What is the sweetest thing that he/she ever said to you?
Q. I don't really need advice, I'm just curious. What is the sweetest thing that he/she ever said to you?...
A. 7 May 2008: HA! Sophia, you're not another one who sprays the keyboard, are you?... (read in full...)
Do you think he will say yes for going to our big dance? Answer fast please!!!!!
Q. I asked a guy out today, to our 8th grade dance and did not get a reply yet. Do you think he will say yes? I am in madly in love with him. I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM...i can't believe it - wow, what a way to get that off my chest. Here are some signs th...
A. 7 May 2008: Well? Did you ask him yet?
...come on...I haven't got all day!!
x... (read in full...)
One partner wants sex every night, while the other wants it once or twice a week, what's the solution?
Q. One partner wants sex every night, while the other wants it once or twice a week, what's the solution?...
A. 7 May 2008: Do you really want us to answer that one, you lucky thing, you?
I don't have a sollution, well not one that wont get me a permanent ban anyway.
{does it hurt when you walk?}
: )... (read in full...)
What is the sweetest thing that he/she ever said to you?
Q. I don't really need advice, I'm just curious. What is the sweetest thing that he/she ever said to you?...
A. 7 May 2008: "Pass the sugar ~ honey"
: )... (read in full...)
Do you think he will say yes for going to our big dance? Answer fast please!!!!!
Q. I asked a guy out today, to our 8th grade dance and did not get a reply yet. Do you think he will say yes? I am in madly in love with him. I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM...i can't believe it - wow, what a way to get that off my chest. Here are some signs th...
A. 7 May 2008: You still here?!! Yes!! Now Go!!
....And it's good luck from me too!
: ^ D
xXx... (read in full...)
I'm so deeply hurt and desperately need some wise advice.
Q. Hi everyone, I would truly appreciate some advice/opinions on a really upsetting situation that I have recently found myself in. You won't believe the unbelievable piece of bad luck that I and my girlfriend just experienced... I'm 31, my girl...
A. 6 May 2008: Ooops!! Slight typo there in my post back there...It was meant to be..."You are both so obviously in 'LOVE' and are clearly meant for each other".
Not 'live'.
Sorry.
xXx... (read in full...)
I'm so deeply hurt and desperately need some wise advice.
Q. Hi everyone, I would truly appreciate some advice/opinions on a really upsetting situation that I have recently found myself in. You won't believe the unbelievable piece of bad luck that I and my girlfriend just experienced... I'm 31, my girl...
A. 6 May 2008: Shandygirl is right. Get over it.
What you have with this girl is special, so don't go throwing it away because of what she did in the past. Relationships like yours are hard to come by, and you genuinely sound like you're besotted with her. You... (read in full...)
Is there anything I should be doing to alleviate the discomfort of shaving?
Q. I recently shaved off all my pubic hair. Myself and my partner both like it shaved off however it is sometimes uncomfortable. Is there anything I should be doing to alleviate the discomfort? With my skin "toughen up" so to speak in time or will it ...
A. 6 May 2008: If you check out my answers to the following link, you may find them helpful.
I don't see any reason why this shouldn't apply to guys too. {Just do me a favour and don't wear a bikini!}
: )
http://www.de... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 6 May 2008: Very good Vegas.
You have now officially earned your rossette of ~ 'Nutter of the week' .... Join the club!
: )
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 6 May 2008: Oh Vegas, So glad we made you cry...
....with laughter.
Here's The world's shortest fairytale, it may help you sleep tonight;
Once upon a time a guy asked his girlfriend to marry him............She said NO......and she lived happy eve... (read in full...)
What is the strangest place to have sex?
Q. Sorry for all the questions on here but I enjoy hearing everyone's comments on things, it makes you look at everything so much differently. The world is so diverse it is amazing. But as for my question. Where is the wierdest place any of you...
A. 5 May 2008: On a grand piano on the stage {after everybody had left the banqueting suite, of course!}
It was just like the scene from 'Pretty Woman' Ahhhhh.....
: ^ D... (read in full...)
I want to be a Model not a Doctor!!
Q. hey everyone i am 19 years old..and i am doing medicine(mbbs)in the first year of school..recently i have lost all my interest in studies and dont want to pursue what i am doin..cause now all my attention is into modelling..i did a few shows and i ...
A. 4 May 2008: There was comment made earlier which wasn't what I would call a very respectable one, nor was it very good advice. I'm sorry, but that's how I feel.
I quote;
"As for your parents, stuff 'em! It's your life and they aren't being very good friends ... (read in full...)
I want to be a Model not a Doctor!!
Q. hey everyone i am 19 years old..and i am doing medicine(mbbs)in the first year of school..recently i have lost all my interest in studies and dont want to pursue what i am doin..cause now all my attention is into modelling..i did a few shows and i ...
A. 4 May 2008: Gorgeous faces don't last forever, Hon. It is a terrible shame that you don't want to persue the medical career anymore. I know it consists of years of hard study and training ~ but it does pay off in the end, plus it's a profession that lasts a ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 3 May 2008: Tips for the ladies in year 2008
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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt ~ a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 May 2008:
Some of Cupid's Aunts admitted they were at a loss trying to answer the following;
~~~~~
Dear Cupid, a couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. Th... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 27 April 2008: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 April 2008: TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3... Some people are alive only because it'... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 19 April 2008: Dear All,
My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year.
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 16 April 2008: LMAO!!! Nice one Mandy.
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"Choosing a Wife"
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the mone... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: Thanks Eyes, I most definitely am better off!
Birdie, talking of widows, check this out...a bit long, but worth it-- {: ^ )
"Dead husband sends an email?"
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A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: I wanted to share this personal message from me ~ (Big Sis), with all you ladies out there ~ who still resent their ex's.
"In Not So Loving Memory Of My Not So Dearest Ex~Husband"
It wasn't easy being a 'dick', was it?
You had a 'head' you cou... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 13 April 2008: Men and women just can't get along...
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 April 2008: Ha!! Nice one Fall out..
Do you know something? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.......it was the worst 15 minutes of my life! Now, in saying that, I have, however, decided i'm not going to drink anymore, but then again, i'm not drinking... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 April 2008: One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose.'
While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.
Th... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 April 2008: Brilliant, Uncle Phill...and so true. Thanks for those.
Savour on this ~ if you will....
Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
T... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 5 April 2008: What happened there?
E: LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
F: LOVE - When you argue over how many children to hav... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 5 April 2008: Uncle Phil...Moi? Drink wine? How very dare you!!
Check this out: 'Love Lust and Marriage'
A: LOVE- You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
LUST- You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE- You only leave... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I promise i'm not posting for the fun of it...I just spotted another silly-arse mistake, this time I meant to put 'Uncle' not 'Doc'
Jeeez!! Give me strength...'I'm an Agony Aunt...Get me out of here!!!!!'
: ^O
I think i'm going to crawl r... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I meant buy not but...Silly arse I am. : )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I may just go out and but a copy, Doc...and yeah, go for it, let's all have a peek.
I have a few more blinders ready to plaster here. Watch this space.
{: ^)
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: No i haven't, Uncle Phill, is it good?... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 3 April 2008: This is for all the women who can handle it ~
and for all the men who will enjoy reading it.
1. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
2. CATS
Wo... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 2 April 2008: A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.
The following day he received this report: ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: Aunty depressant... hee hee hee, very good, Mandy, very good indeed, and glad to be of help.
More jokes and quotes to come...just watch this space : -)
Your ever~curing Aunty~biotic, BigSis xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: A woman once said:
A man is like a deck of playing cards...
A Heart to love him...
A Diamond to marry him...
A Club to smash his fecking head in....and...
A Spade to bury the bastard.
(: )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 29 March 2008: You told me to keep them coming...well here's more...
1. Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night; I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'.
2. A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her b... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 28 March 2008: To help you forget your every day problems and read how others put their thoughts into words, these are genuine clips from council complaint letters:
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage hasfungus growing in it.
2. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 26 March 2008: Once again, in relation to some of the problems we are receiving here, let's cheer their situations up by suggesting complimentary or insulting messages they can send via a greetings card.....meant in the nicest possible way of course : o )
A few... (read in full...)
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