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Like many a big sis, I'm here to listen and offer advice as best I can. Being a real life big sis - and favourite aunt, it has given me some experience in trying to help out where it's needed. My personal past experiences and mistakes have taught me well, and I've learnt a lot from them.
I've been (as the saying goes) there, done it and got the t-shirt. Therefore, in my 40 odd years, you could say I've had a pretty colourful, eventful and somewhat hectic life, to say the least!
I've survived many a downfall but managed to stay strong and keep on going. Then again - In saying all that, I'm still looking for some answers myself, so don't be surprised if you see me asking for that odd bit of advice now and again, after all I'm only human too.
: ^ )
Some special pointers to remember:
1} Follow your heart's desire, and if you want something bad enough ~ chances are you'll have it, if you don’t get it, it could be because you didn’t try hard enough.
2} There's a tremendous feeling in making others happy, despite our own situations.
3} If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.
4} Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift... That's why it's called the present.
5} You only have one life, and you must live each day as if it were your last...
So please take care of yourselves.
BigSis. xXx
B = Beauty
I = Is
G = Genetic
S = Sense
I = Is
S =Sanity
: )
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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Keep your sex-life alive
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 28 February 2009: A man gets home, tells his wife ''Get me a beer before it starts.''
He drinks it then says, ''Quick, get me another before it starts.''
Again she gets it, he drinks it and says, ''Another before it starts.''
She brings him another. He knocks it ba... (read in full...)
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A. 22 September 2008: Can't remember if we've had this one already...but I'm sure many couples will relate to it;
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and ... (read in full...)
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A. 21 September 2008: Hey Phil, don't you mean Knobworth?....LoL!!...
But wait one cotton pickin' minute..... or is it Knebworth?
Wa'eva, anyway - issnot that far from Letchworth.
LOL!!!
x... (read in full...)
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A. 20 September 2008: Letch!!
: )
x... (read in full...)
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A. 20 September 2008: Excellent Unc!...Sounds about right too! The bear facts, eh? : ^ D Thanks for that. xXx... (read in full...)
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A. 20 September 2008: "Polish Divorce"
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
Th... (read in full...)
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A. 17 September 2008: Girlie Wisdom!
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
One of life's myster... (read in full...)
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A. 10 September 2008: The Man Rules ---
Yeah Right!! So he says.
Some guy has taken the time to write this all down. This is the guys' side of the story. He says;
"We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side". ... (read in full...)
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A. 25 August 2008: Like it, Bubbloo. Sort of thing my ex would have said. {Not that I ever did that, it was the other way round in my case!}
**
Cupidguy,
You have a point there, actually ~ 4 points...but I can't begin to imagine what kind of bra we'd have to wear... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 25 August 2008: Depends...
...now what size buckets we talking here, Unc?
... (read in full...)
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A. 25 August 2008: Thanks Chloe, I intend to..
..because we all need a little humour to brighten our day, sometimes.
**
Cupidguy,
I know you are, so if I've offended you in any way, then from the roundness of my 38D size breasts ~ I offer my sincere apologie... (read in full...)
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A. 25 August 2008: EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the sm... (read in full...)
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A. 10 August 2008: Don't worry Gecko hun, you're safe with me..
"We're none of us stupid ~ right here on Dear Cupid"
We're none of us saying you have small brain
To suggest that have ~ would be terribly lame
To me you're so cute, such a cuddly wee lizard
... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine.
Created a pussy to their own design.
First, was a Butcher sharp with wit,
Using a knife created a slit.
Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold,
Using a chisle created a hole.
Third... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: I get 'em off somewhere? You propositioning me, young man?
: o... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Yes it was!
: o )
These are even better...
*TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T*:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last mi... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 August 2008: Please don't cover your arse on my acount sweetie.
: ^ P
*TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T*:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one ... (read in full...)
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A. 10 August 2008: 2. "This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilamanjar... oh, crap!"
13. "We have a lost child at gate 14, the bidding will start at £20."
Heh heh heh! Brilliant! Love them two.
+++++++++++++... (read in full...)
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A. 9 August 2008: Might have been...
: )
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*TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHILST IN SURGERY*
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody s... (read in full...)
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A. 9 August 2008: Really!
As if!!
I'm a respectable woman, what are you incinerating?!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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A. 9 August 2008: No I wasn't offering, just wanted to know if you were...
: )... (read in full...)
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A. 9 August 2008: HA! Me neither...you offering?
ps...you serious Gecko? About Waz'z reply, I mean?
I hope you're not, else I'll be calling you Thicko Gecko.
Just kidding darling, Waz has a silly sense of humour, and it's catching!
Call me what you like, ... (read in full...)
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A. 8 August 2008: Listed below are the Ten most common
things that men know about women:
1} They have a vaginal opening.
2}
3}
4}
5}
6}
7}
8}
9}
10} Oh, and tits.... (read in full...)
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A. 24 July 2008: Yeah, thanks Cupidguy, I suppose I am ... in a nice rosy~red~apple kinda way. ; ^ ) Frank Carson? Is he still alive? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? xXx... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 July 2008: Now on the other hand....
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
: ^ )
xXx
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A. 24 July 2008: Oh Uncle Phil, you wicked man ... : )
Did you know women are like apples on trees?
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they so... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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A. 22 July 2008: Nice one Tisha
: )
9 WORDS WOMEN USE:
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes... (read in full...)
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A. 11 July 2008: Phew! I'm so glad you cleared that one up Cupidguy, I almost didn't let your answer thru'. You got me all paranoid you did! It doesn't take much.
By the way...did you hear about all hell breaking lose at the paranoid schizophrenic pantomim... (read in full...)
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A. 10 July 2008: Uncle Phil, I do believe that's The Prince and his Camel you're referring to there.
: ^ o... (read in full...)
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A. 10 July 2008: Blimey, Tisha!! {Blesha!}...I'll get back to you on that one when I've read it........
........in a few weeks!
Luv ya!
xXx... (read in full...)
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A. 10 July 2008: That's the way to do it...nice one you guys, keep 'em coming.
Andrew, if you're out there? ... Feel free to join in, and these are all jokes that have some connection with relationships, so we're not really off topic here. {Please don't sack me.}... (read in full...)
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A. 10 July 2008: QUIZ TIME!!
Q. What's long and tubular and full of seamen? (This joke must be done orally.)
A. A submarine.
Q. What does a dog do that a man steps into?
A. Pants.
Q. What's a four letter word that ends in "k" and means
intercourse?
A. ... (read in full...)
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A. 10 July 2008: Apology accepted my darlin'...I take that raspberry back.
*sucks cheeks back in*
: =... (read in full...)
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A. 10 July 2008: Thanks buddy, at least someone appreciates my jokes! *blows kiss*
then
*blows raspberry at Diovan*
: )... (read in full...)
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A. 10 July 2008: Well that's nice to know, Lestat...thanks for putting a downer on my joke, just when I was starting to smile again.
: (
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A. 10 July 2008: WOW! Thanks for that Anon. I think they're great.
******
THIS IS A KILLER....
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the ne... (read in full...)
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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 July 2008: Well.....
Guts or Balls...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUT... (read in full...)
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A. 26 June 2008: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, 'I'l... (read in full...)
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A. 26 May 2008: Have a read of these, they're brilliant...and so appropriate for this site.
Eight Words with two Meanings:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-r... (read in full...)
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A. 23 May 2008: Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 21 May 2008: Blimey Vegas...took me all morning to read that. Very funny tho. Keep it up. {As the actress said to the Bishop!}
One more from me before I get on to my private messages, after I've done all my housework...Blurrrhhh!!
**A farmer in Devon ... (read in full...)
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A. 20 May 2008: Thanks WaterLoo....Ditto!
Hey Vegas, nice to 'see' you again! That's what I like to 'hear' .... that I'm putting smiles on people's faces.
: )
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes... (read in full...)
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A. 19 May 2008: Yo WaterLoo...glad they're makin' you smile hon. This next one's a laugh..
They say Doctors Never Laugh....
The Doctor said 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then', Bob ... (read in full...)
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A. 19 May 2008: *BEFORE MARRIAGE*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: )
John ~ Ahh...At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane ~ Do you want me to leave?
John ~ NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane ~ Do you love me?
John ~ Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane ~ Have you ever ... (read in full...)
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A. 15 May 2008: The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in.
Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you are even remotely familiar with holy scr... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
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A. 11 May 2008: Sweety Pie, very good, that made me laugh, thanks...but now you've gone and given the guys ideas on how to be a bit more careful when answering their wives.
Us girls have a very cunning way of catching our fellas out.... even if we don't mean to, ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 May 2008: Thanks Mandy xXx
I phoned the Samaritans this morning because I needed some advice on something, and this was the automated service I had to listen to....
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline...
If you are an obsessive compulsive... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 May 2008: YAY!! Mandy... you posted the 100th answer, I hereby award you with the Crackerjack pencil and a couple of cabbages or were ther cauli's...oh and 'Crackerjacks' web site.
www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/crackerjack.htm
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: OMG!!! Tisha!! I googled 'frenulum breve' and I got an eyeful of willies!!!
I've never heard of that before.
I thought 'cos I mentioned salami in a Deli' I assumed 'frenulum breve' was a type of soft cheese or a ham of somekind.
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Phil, I'd like to see you wipe your's on my horizontal metal blinds, heeheehee!!!..the image would be just like you're slicing a salami in a deli.
: )
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Ok then, q1605...why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
To help them remember which end to wipe. SO HA!!
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Why do little boys whine?
They are practicing to be men.
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What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Nacho's? Cutie? Tasty more like! I'd have him with melted chese any time of the day or night! Wouldn't mind dippin' that in me sauce pot!!!
I've always known what 'offside' meant, so there, NER!
Waz...Your version of the 'offside' rule was so ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: Ha!! I got that in my emails too, Sophia.
FROM THE USA, AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from and Eagle to a Condom ~ because it more accurately reflects the government's politic... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 8 May 2008: Oh dear Mandy, that's where I must be going wrong, I really must think before opening my gob in future!!
Those were crazy! Thanks for them.
xXxXxXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you?
: ^ o
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you?
: ^ o
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: LOL, Mandy....I'm lovin'it!
Now don't you worry, the uncles here on DC wouldn't dare send hate mail.
We out~number you big time, don't we boys? If any of you have a problem with that, then you've a choice of agony aunts who'll gladly help.... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Vegas, we are all of special, and yes I did, they were great.
: )
*MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY*
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods and be prepared.
We'... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 6 May 2008: Very good Vegas.
You have now officially earned your rossette of ~ 'Nutter of the week' .... Join the club!
: )
xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 6 May 2008: Oh Vegas, So glad we made you cry...
....with laughter.
Here's The world's shortest fairytale, it may help you sleep tonight;
Once upon a time a guy asked his girlfriend to marry him............She said NO......and she lived happy eve... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 3 May 2008: Tips for the ladies in year 2008
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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt ~ a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 May 2008:
Some of Cupid's Aunts admitted they were at a loss trying to answer the following;
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Dear Cupid, a couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. Th... (read in full...)
Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?
Q. Hi! I'm concerned about a stomach pain i've had for about 3 weeks! It's similar to period pain but not as low down, and the pain started as 'the time of the month' was approaching. Anyway they finished over a week ago and still... i'm havin ...
A. 30 April 2008: Ok, It's now Wednesday 30th April, 8:30pm....I wonder how our patient is. ... (read in full...)
Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?
Q. Hi! I'm concerned about a stomach pain i've had for about 3 weeks! It's similar to period pain but not as low down, and the pain started as 'the time of the month' was approaching. Anyway they finished over a week ago and still... i'm havin ...
A. 28 April 2008: It wasn't a waste at all, we're all here to offer what's best for you, so good luck and please let us know the results.
xXx... (read in full...)
Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?
Q. Hi! I'm concerned about a stomach pain i've had for about 3 weeks! It's similar to period pain but not as low down, and the pain started as 'the time of the month' was approaching. Anyway they finished over a week ago and still... i'm havin ...
A. 27 April 2008: Hello...We need to know if you're feeling any better.
xXx... (read in full...)
Will it be different to have sex with a white girl since my new girlfriend is coloured?
Q. hi i've been going out with this girl for about 2months now and we'eve agreed to have sex together pretty soon. but will it be different to have sex with a white girl since my new girlfriend is coloured? is it any better having sex with a coloured...
A. 27 April 2008: "Greek men are certainly Real Men I can tell you. I love their olive skin and rugged good looks. PHOARRRR!!!!"
Dusky....you leave me no option, but to agree with you there.
: ^ )
xXx... (read in full...)
Will it be different to have sex with a white girl since my new girlfriend is coloured?
Q. hi i've been going out with this girl for about 2months now and we'eve agreed to have sex together pretty soon. but will it be different to have sex with a white girl since my new girlfriend is coloured? is it any better having sex with a coloured...
A. 27 April 2008: Well put Dusky, I couldn't agree more.
I'm 100% Greek, but I was born and raised here in the UK, and I got picked on ~ no end at school, even now, I get people coming up to me saying things like..."You lot..." or "Your kind".
I don't let it get t... (read in full...)
We were in the middle of sex and he ran out to watch a match! Tired of his obsession for footbal!
Q. Well me and my boyfriend have been together a year and half now, and everything is great. We have a great time, we're both completely loyal, we both love each other to pieces. I know you're probably thinking "What's the problem here?" The probl...
A. 27 April 2008: Ooooh!! Duskyrowe...don't he just, eh?
I wouldn't mind some of that either, I only have to look at him and I slide of my chair!!!
Going slightly off topic here, but hey, what the hell, we're only human too!!
: )
xXx
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Will it be different to have sex with a white girl since my new girlfriend is coloured?
Q. hi i've been going out with this girl for about 2months now and we'eve agreed to have sex together pretty soon. but will it be different to have sex with a white girl since my new girlfriend is coloured? is it any better having sex with a coloured...
A. 27 April 2008: I have never been with a black girl before, but there is no reason why she should be any different to sleeping with a white girl whatsoever, and also no reason why you should feel any different either.
So you enjoy making love to her just the way ... (read in full...)
We were in the middle of sex and he ran out to watch a match! Tired of his obsession for footbal!
Q. Well me and my boyfriend have been together a year and half now, and everything is great. We have a great time, we're both completely loyal, we both love each other to pieces. I know you're probably thinking "What's the problem here?" The probl...
A. 27 April 2008: Mr Worry and DuskyRowe have the right idea.
Why don't you get him all worked up and horny as hell, then suddenly say..."Ooh I just remembered, I can't miss tonight's episode of Gavin and Stacey", or "Oh my God!...Eastenders is on now, I gotta se... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 27 April 2008: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her ... (read in full...)
Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?
Q. Hi! I'm concerned about a stomach pain i've had for about 3 weeks! It's similar to period pain but not as low down, and the pain started as 'the time of the month' was approaching. Anyway they finished over a week ago and still... i'm havin ...
A. 26 April 2008: Well, personally, I don't think you should leave it any longer to be honest, if it's hurting you that much and you're doubled up in agony, then it's better to be safe than sorry sweetheart, go to A and E and get it checked.
Don't think that you'... (read in full...)
Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?
Q. Hi! I'm concerned about a stomach pain i've had for about 3 weeks! It's similar to period pain but not as low down, and the pain started as 'the time of the month' was approaching. Anyway they finished over a week ago and still... i'm havin ...
A. 26 April 2008: Where's our question asker gone? I've been thinking, I don't want to alarm you, but it could even be your appendix.
I had mine out about 20 years ago, but still remember the pain well. Is this what you're experiencing?...
The symptoms of ... (read in full...)
What compliments do women like to hear?
Q. Hello Everyone Thanks for taking the time for reading this question. I'd like to know, what do women like to hear when you are trying to compliment them (in letter or in person), e.g your beautiful, sexy, your my best friend, I love being in ...
A. 26 April 2008: I was paid a lovely compliment only half an hour ago, from a guy who i've known for a good few years, we're just friends, we'd both like to take our friendship further, but due to circumstances, we can't.
He turned up unexpected, I was slightly emba... (read in full...)
Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?
Q. Hi! I'm concerned about a stomach pain i've had for about 3 weeks! It's similar to period pain but not as low down, and the pain started as 'the time of the month' was approaching. Anyway they finished over a week ago and still... i'm havin ...
A. 26 April 2008: Did you say you're 100% sure it ISN'T? Ooops...I read that wrong, didn't I?
I doubt very much that's it's anything serious, and I very much doubt it's cancer, so don't you be stressing and worrying your pretty little head over that, but if the p... (read in full...)
Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?
Q. Hi! I'm concerned about a stomach pain i've had for about 3 weeks! It's similar to period pain but not as low down, and the pain started as 'the time of the month' was approaching. Anyway they finished over a week ago and still... i'm havin ...
A. 26 April 2008: For goodness sake!!! Nice friend you have there! Give her a slap for me please...heh heh...only kiddin' kiddo.
Take some fresh fruit or juice, if you don't have fresh fruit in the house, see if there's any tinned fruit in the cupboard, go and raid... (read in full...)
Constant stomach pain, Could it be serious?
Q. Hi! I'm concerned about a stomach pain i've had for about 3 weeks! It's similar to period pain but not as low down, and the pain started as 'the time of the month' was approaching. Anyway they finished over a week ago and still... i'm havin ...
A. 26 April 2008: It could be trapped wind, that can be ever so painful.
Have you been going to the loo ok? I mean, have you been regular? If you have, then we can rule that out.
Let us know.
x... (read in full...)
My vagina gets extremely wet when I'm doing anything sexual. Anyone else have this problem?
Q. I am curious if anyone has a similar problem? My vagina gets extremely wet when I'm doing anything sexual. An ex said he's never seen anyone get that wet before and he used to have to pull out occasionally during intercourse to dry me off with a ...
A. 26 April 2008: I wonder if the questioner still gets wet....because I've just noticed the original question was posted a year old....ooops!! heh heh!!... (read in full...)
My vagina gets extremely wet when I'm doing anything sexual. Anyone else have this problem?
Q. I am curious if anyone has a similar problem? My vagina gets extremely wet when I'm doing anything sexual. An ex said he's never seen anyone get that wet before and he used to have to pull out occasionally during intercourse to dry me off with a ...
A. 26 April 2008: This is not a problem at all!
It's a perfectly natural thing to have happen to you. It just means that you're getting highly aroused, and i'm not ashamed to say that it happens to me all the time.
If you feel that you get too wet whilst having s... (read in full...)
Why is it guys are more attracted to me when I'm not all dressed up?
Q. I've noticed that when I try to look and dress cute, guys won't pay attention to me. But when I'm dressed down and not really lookin to meet anyone, guys will flirt with me. Like yesterday, a college student my age was trying to give ppl free quot...
A. 26 April 2008: Parker, I agree with India, guys feel more comfortable with a more natural looking girl, when you're all tottied up it makes them feel that they're probably not up to your standards.
Be your natural self, relax and accept their flirting.
I wou... (read in full...)
SITE VIDEO: April 2008 video from Andrew
Q. Been a while since we had a video update. Anyone interested in being able to post their replies to the site as YouTube videos??...
A. 25 April 2008: Thanks for the intro Andrew, it's nice to finally see what you look like, younger than I thought though.
Like Phiatiger, I too am camera shy, I think i'll stick with typing to help out ~ rather than scare these poor people off, they have enough p... (read in full...)
Any suggestions for staying awake to complete homework?
Q. I got alot of coursework to complete n I'm getting tired at night. Is there anyway to stay awake? Thanks...
A. 25 April 2008: The problem is tho, Salvation, those energy drinks such as Red Bull aren't good for you, yes they may "give you wings" but can become highly addictive, read on...
There are concerns about the popularity of these drinks among young people. These be... (read in full...)
Any suggestions for staying awake to complete homework?
Q. I got alot of coursework to complete n I'm getting tired at night. Is there anyway to stay awake? Thanks...
A. 25 April 2008: Plenty of fruit for energy, caffeine is a very good too, but not too much, it can keep you up for a while but you can also crash when it wears off. Try chewing gum, that helps.
Drink lots of liquids. The more you drink, the more you have to use the ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 24 April 2008: TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3... Some people are alive only because it'... (read in full...)
I'm still getting cramps and there is sign of bleeding, could I be pregnant?
Q. Ok I need help on whether I may be pregnant or not... I'm 16 and I have pretty regular periods and was due on the 20th April and had cramps leading up to the Sunday...but on Saturday I had unprotected sex with my boyfriend for like 5 minutes. ...
A. 23 April 2008: I'm pretty certain you were the one who sent me the private mail, but I will copy my reply just the same, for your benefit and for the benefit of other young ladies who may be experiencing the same issues.
I'll try and ease your mind by telling ... (read in full...)
I hate to have to pretend to my parents about my sexual orientation. When is a right time to come out?
Q. Hi, I've trying to tell my mom and dad that I'm a lesbian for a while now. I just don't know when the BEST time is, and only someone that has allready come out/has a child that has come out to them can understand when. I'm so sick of havin...
A. 22 April 2008: You already have a thread running on this issue, it was posted yesterday ~ the 21st. If you've not seen it, there is a very good piece of advice from FinnMcCool, I hope he doesn't mind ~ but I have copied and pasted it, in case you missed it;
~... (read in full...)
When is the right time to discuss my sexual orientation with my parents? I hate lying to them.
Q. I need advice, bad! I've just started accepting that I'm a lesbian, but I don't know when I should tell my mom or dad. Please help me! I don't want to lie to my mom and dad anymore, I know I'm only 12, but I've known that I'm a lesbian for a ye...
A. 21 April 2008: "Sumperman"??
You obviously knew I meant SuperMan....xXx... (read in full...)
When is the right time to discuss my sexual orientation with my parents? I hate lying to them.
Q. I need advice, bad! I've just started accepting that I'm a lesbian, but I don't know when I should tell my mom or dad. Please help me! I don't want to lie to my mom and dad anymore, I know I'm only 12, but I've known that I'm a lesbian for a ye...
A. 21 April 2008: Finn is right, chill out, relax and be yourself, by not saying anything to your parents ~ doesn't mean you're lying. You may even cause them unnecessary upset.
You're 12 yrs old ~ you are now officially beginning your journey into the mad mad ... (read in full...)
He lies to his family about seeing me again after the break up. What does all this mean? Am I just being too sensitive?
Q. I went out with my boyfriend for 2 years, and then we broke up for 9 months, and have started seeing each other again for the past 4 months. I am very frustrated at the fact that he hides our relationship from his family. For example, he woul...
A. 21 April 2008: How did your relationship end the first time round? Was it amicable or was it a bitter break up?
Perhaps he told them a little too much about your break up, and they all told him that he was better off without you, and he probably now feels like... (read in full...)
Health problems and I don't want to see my doctor. Please advise.
Q. hello to all, ok. im 36 at 16 had a mis-carriage(didnt know i was pregnant).hospital did urine said i was still pregnent. well i seen my fetus in the toilet so being 16 i thought it was twins and i only lost 1. well almost a year later no baby i a...
A. 20 April 2008: Dearest Smiley, as much as you said you don't want to see a doctor ~ I suggest you do, or even pop yourself along to an open clinic, get some professional advice here.
I see that there's more than one problem that's worrying you, and you cann... (read in full...)
I didn't pass the audition but my best friend still has a chance which makes me jealous! Should I tell her?
Q. Righty more problems for little old me =[ My best friend and i auditioned for the part of Maria in our school production of West Side Story, and i just got kicked out of the runnings for the part, and she is still in... I feel really quite jelous...
A. 20 April 2008: Sorry to hear you didn't get put forward, if you really need to say something, then why don't you just tell her in a nice way, that you're gutted, but also tell her you're pleased for her.
If you tell her you're jealous ~ you'll be putting her on a... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 19 April 2008: Dear All,
My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year.
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ... (read in full...)
SITE NEWS: New feature, "watched questions" list
Q. I've added a new feature that lets you add questions to your "watched questions" page. It's just an easy way to make a list of questions that interest you and that you want to keep track of. It's easy to remove items from the list or clear it. ...
A. 17 April 2008: Ditto to all of the below, Andrew, thanks. x
: ^ )... (read in full...)
I just had a baby but could I be pregnant AGAIN?!
Q. I just had a baby a month and a half ago and I had sex for the first time 6 days ago and continued all weekend but we used a condom. I know this is alot of detail but at one time we used the same condom for 2 to 4 hours and for the past 3 days I ...
A. 17 April 2008: I too received a PM from ProudMommy, clarifying her age as being 20. All I can say is that I am so very relieved in hearing that.
I did think it was rather too far fetched for all this to be happening to a 10-12 year old.
PM..in answer to yo... (read in full...)
I just had a baby but could I be pregnant AGAIN?!
Q. I just had a baby a month and a half ago and I had sex for the first time 6 days ago and continued all weekend but we used a condom. I know this is alot of detail but at one time we used the same condom for 2 to 4 hours and for the past 3 days I ...
A. 17 April 2008: My sentiments exactly Smiffy.... (read in full...)
I just had a baby but could I be pregnant AGAIN?!
Q. I just had a baby a month and a half ago and I had sex for the first time 6 days ago and continued all weekend but we used a condom. I know this is alot of detail but at one time we used the same condom for 2 to 4 hours and for the past 3 days I ...
A. 17 April 2008: Listen sweetheart, if this is a true story ~ then you need serious help, we can advise to a certain degree, but we cannot physically help, because that's what you need, an adult ~ close by, to guide you and to help you and your baby through life, ... (read in full...)
I just had a baby but could I be pregnant AGAIN?!
Q. I just had a baby a month and a half ago and I had sex for the first time 6 days ago and continued all weekend but we used a condom. I know this is alot of detail but at one time we used the same condom for 2 to 4 hours and for the past 3 days I ...
A. 17 April 2008: That was so very well said Wisdom.
Proud Mommy? 10 yrs old?...for Pete's sake! I feel sick! How does one child take responsibilty for another? It's so sad.
This just has to be a hoax the same as the other thread, It's just is too unbelieveabl... (read in full...)
Are there any other people who want to wait for marriage before having sex?
Q. As a young man 25 years old, I want to know if there are any other people from 18-35 who have standards and want to remain virgins when they marry, also would not marry a person who has been divorced and had kids of of wedlock?...
A. 17 April 2008: So Mr Male Anonmous, does SouthernMan, happen to be your alta ego by any chance?... (read in full...)
Does penis size play into women's fantasies?
Q. Ok, another penis size question, I know, but bear with me ! Ok I guess my question is: does the idea or sight of a substantially larger than average penis, turn most women on? Is a big one arousing? More esthetically pleasing. More likely to promp...
A. 17 April 2008: Me personally?...Well..size is good, yes....very good, but it's what you do with it that pleases me more, where is it you live again?
: )... (read in full...)
I've never went out with girls before, only boys. She plans to kiss me in public, I dislike the idea and don't know what to do!
Q. hey everyone I just got a girlfriend yesterday . It's kinda weird for me because she is the only girl I have ever liked and gone out with. I would be nervous even if I was going out with a guy but since she's a girl it makes it that much more n...
A. 17 April 2008: ...and there was me sitting here waitin' for a bit of juicy goss!!
: ^ )
xXx... (read in full...)
We don't look good together and he isn't doing well financially Should I dump him?
Q. my boyfriend is very loyal 2 me but he always manages to influence me with his thoughts.my family doesnt like him.he does care for me in every way,but we dont look good together and isnt doing well financially too. should i dump him?...
A. 16 April 2008: Your family obviously want you to settle with a nice rich man, I know, but you must know this, money should never take priority over true love, and true love is hard to find.
Best of luck.
BigSis xXx
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Urgent help needed for assignment due in the morning!
Q. ive been really stupid and left an assignment until the last minute It's due in tomorrow morning, im panicking and haven't really got any notes for it! i know its all my own fault like,.. but any one got any ideas what i can do?...
A. 16 April 2008: Does this link help?
http://www.religiousworlds.com/text/ag-pure.html
The Concept of "Pure Relationship"
by social theorist Anthony Giddens
"Pure relationship: a social relation which is internally referential, that is, depends fu... (read in full...)
Is first time sex painful?
Q. hi i did not do sex even one time but now i have a lot of need to sex but i can't tell any body so any body tell me if i have not any man with me ' some of my friends told me the first sex is so pain ful so what i can do can i put my finger in my ...
A. 16 April 2008: You have confused me now, you said in your original question on the 10th of April...
...Quote: "i did not do sex even one time but now i have a lot of need to sex but i can't tell any body so any body tell me if i have not any man with me, some... (read in full...)
Are there any other people who want to wait for marriage before having sex?
Q. As a young man 25 years old, I want to know if there are any other people from 18-35 who have standards and want to remain virgins when they marry, also would not marry a person who has been divorced and had kids of of wedlock?...
A. 16 April 2008: "Bless'ed are the Cheese~Makers!"
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The Gospel According to Monty Python...
....Chapter: 3 Verse: {about} 12
1979 AD
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 16 April 2008: LMAO!!! Nice one Mandy.
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"Choosing a Wife"
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the mone... (read in full...)
Am I too young for alcohol and smoking? I'm 15...
Q. Ok so im 15 now but I starting drinking when i was 14 and there are only a few people in my grade that do because we are like the popular people...so is it really that young i mean it doesnt feel that way at all and also i smoke not pot but ...
A. 16 April 2008: I spotted that too, Frank.
If you are really 22-25 as it says above, then you are old enough to make those decisions yourself.
Personally I think you're more likely to be 13-15..and..
...therefore it's not a good thing at all what you're doin... (read in full...)
I'm thinking of having anal sex with a man so I can experience what my GF feels with me...
Q. I'm thinking of having anal sex with a guy so i can experience what my gf does with me .will i get the same sensation?...
A. 16 April 2008: Collaroy...did you know that if you said the word 'Gayman' in Greek ~ it means 'Mince', as in 'Minced meat'....how ironic is that?... (read in full...)
Please help me I think I blew it with this guy? I´m desperate!?
Q. Please help me I think I blew it with this guy? I´m desperate!? I told him my feelings for him in a note before he left for a deployment, and usually he answers my messages right away , but this one note he answered it 3 days later, and he replied ...
A. 15 April 2008: You're welcome, and i'm so happy for you. Hope everything goes well for you both.
I told you ~ you were fretting over nothing.
BigSis xXx... (read in full...)
I'm thinking of having anal sex with a man so I can experience what my GF feels with me...
Q. I'm thinking of having anal sex with a guy so i can experience what my gf does with me .will i get the same sensation?...
A. 15 April 2008: You cannot be serious!
If you're that interested, do what MissKin says...get a vibrator.... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: Thanks Eyes, I most definitely am better off!
Birdie, talking of widows, check this out...a bit long, but worth it-- {: ^ )
"Dead husband sends an email?"
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A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out ... (read in full...)
I've never went out with girls before, only boys. She plans to kiss me in public, I dislike the idea and don't know what to do!
Q. hey everyone I just got a girlfriend yesterday . It's kinda weird for me because she is the only girl I have ever liked and gone out with. I would be nervous even if I was going out with a guy but since she's a girl it makes it that much more n...
A. 14 April 2008: For goodness sake, Vegas...just tell her you're not ready for a public snog yet. Be up front and tell her it's your first time, and if she really wants to kiss you, then she can do it in the privacy of your own spaces, not where you may get the ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: I wanted to share this personal message from me ~ (Big Sis), with all you ladies out there ~ who still resent their ex's.
"In Not So Loving Memory Of My Not So Dearest Ex~Husband"
It wasn't easy being a 'dick', was it?
You had a 'head' you cou... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 13 April 2008: Men and women just can't get along...
Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 April 2008: Ha!! Nice one Fall out..
Do you know something? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.......it was the worst 15 minutes of my life! Now, in saying that, I have, however, decided i'm not going to drink anymore, but then again, i'm not drinking... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 10 April 2008: One morning while making breakfast,
a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
your control top pantyhose.'
While this was on the edge of intolerable,
she kept silent.
Th... (read in full...)
Please help me I think I blew it with this guy? I´m desperate!?
Q. Please help me I think I blew it with this guy? I´m desperate!? I told him my feelings for him in a note before he left for a deployment, and usually he answers my messages right away , but this one note he answered it 3 days later, and he replied ...
A. 10 April 2008: You can't know that you've blown it with this guy, if he's in the forces then he's not going to be able to keep in touch. Did he give you any written or verbal indication that he wasn't interested?
You said; "What can I do to apologize or take away... (read in full...)
Is first time sex painful?
Q. hi i did not do sex even one time but now i have a lot of need to sex but i can't tell any body so any body tell me if i have not any man with me ' some of my friends told me the first sex is so pain ful so what i can do can i put my finger in my ...
A. 10 April 2008: Each woman feels a different type of pain. It can also depend on how tolerant you are of pain. The first time i had intercourse I didn't feel pain enough to scream or even cry in any such agony, I found it to be a pleasurable pain, slight discomfort ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 April 2008: Brilliant, Uncle Phill...and so true. Thanks for those.
Savour on this ~ if you will....
Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
T... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 5 April 2008: What happened there?
E: LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
F: LOVE - When you argue over how many children to hav... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 5 April 2008: Uncle Phil...Moi? Drink wine? How very dare you!!
Check this out: 'Love Lust and Marriage'
A: LOVE- You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
LUST- You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE- You only leave... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I promise i'm not posting for the fun of it...I just spotted another silly-arse mistake, this time I meant to put 'Uncle' not 'Doc'
Jeeez!! Give me strength...'I'm an Agony Aunt...Get me out of here!!!!!'
: ^O
I think i'm going to crawl r... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I meant buy not but...Silly arse I am. : )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: I may just go out and but a copy, Doc...and yeah, go for it, let's all have a peek.
I have a few more blinders ready to plaster here. Watch this space.
{: ^)
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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 April 2008: No i haven't, Uncle Phill, is it good?... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 3 April 2008: This is for all the women who can handle it ~
and for all the men who will enjoy reading it.
1. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
2. CATS
Wo... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 2 April 2008: A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.
The following day he received this report: ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: Aunty depressant... hee hee hee, very good, Mandy, very good indeed, and glad to be of help.
More jokes and quotes to come...just watch this space : -)
Your ever~curing Aunty~biotic, BigSis xXx... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: A woman once said:
A man is like a deck of playing cards...
A Heart to love him...
A Diamond to marry him...
A Club to smash his fecking head in....and...
A Spade to bury the bastard.
(: )... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 29 March 2008: You told me to keep them coming...well here's more...
1. Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night; I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'.
2. A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her b... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 28 March 2008: To help you forget your every day problems and read how others put their thoughts into words, these are genuine clips from council complaint letters:
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage hasfungus growing in it.
2. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 26 March 2008: Once again, in relation to some of the problems we are receiving here, let's cheer their situations up by suggesting complimentary or insulting messages they can send via a greetings card.....meant in the nicest possible way of course : o )
A few... (read in full...)
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