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Hi there, just to warn you guys, I've got an insane sense of humour, (so I have been told many times)...and there 'will' be times when you're going to think to yourselves..."Is this woman for real?" Well I am, and you will find out soon enough.

Like many a big sis, I'm here to listen and offer advice as best I can. Being a real life big sis - and favourite aunt, it has given me some experience in trying to help out where it's needed. My personal past experiences and mistakes have taught me well, and I've learnt a lot from them.

I've been (as the saying goes) there, done it and got the t-shirt. Therefore, in my 40 odd years, you could say I've had a pretty colourful, eventful and somewhat hectic life, to say the least!

I've survived many a downfall but managed to stay strong and keep on going. Then again - In saying all that, I'm still looking for some answers myself, so don't be surprised if you see me asking for that odd bit of advice now and again, after all I'm only human too.

: ^ )

Some special pointers to remember:

1} Follow your heart's desire, and if you want something bad enough ~ chances are you'll have it, if you don’t get it, it could be because you didn’t try hard enough.

2} There's a tremendous feeling in making others happy, despite our own situations.

3} If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

4} Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift... That's why it's called the present.

5} You only have one life, and you must live each day as if it were your last...

So please take care of yourselves.

BigSis. xXx

B = Beauty

I = Is

G = Genetic

S = Sense

I = Is

S =Sanity

: )

xXx = Xtra Kisses for all the ladies here.

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BigSis and Bitchology

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14 October 2008: {Please read to the end} When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch, and when I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way...they call me a bitch. ...

As a mum myself...I beg you all - please think before you drink and drive!

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13 October 2008: I went to a party.. And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead. + I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. + I m...

How many times do you have to get married to realise 'this is the one' ?!

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1 October 2008: *The 11th Husband* A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to"Please be gentle ~ I'm still a virgin". 'What?!' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be ...

Warning! Alcohol and it's FX!!

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21 August 2008: Sometimes, when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards, and all of their hopes and dreams. Now, if I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and thei...

The Understanding Male Species...or not?

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1 July 2008: After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

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24 March 2008: Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

Keep your sex-life alive

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12 March 2008: A quick tip for the ladies reading this: I was told once, many years ago that the secret of success in keeping your sex life alive with your partner, whether it be your boyfriend, fiance or husband, is to act like a ----- in the bedroom and a wife ...

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Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A. 28 February 2009: A man gets home, tells his wife ''Get me a beer before it starts.'' He drinks it then says, ''Quick, get me another before it starts.'' Again she gets it, he drinks it and says, ''Another before it starts.'' She brings him another. He knocks it ba... (read in full...)

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A. 22 September 2008: Can't remember if we've had this one already...but I'm sure many couples will relate to it; Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and ... (read in full...)

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A. 21 September 2008: Hey Phil, don't you mean Knobworth?....LoL!!... But wait one cotton pickin' minute..... or is it Knebworth? Wa'eva, anyway - issnot that far from Letchworth. LOL!!! x... (read in full...)

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A. 20 September 2008: Letch!! : ) x... (read in full...)

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A. 20 September 2008: Excellent Unc!...Sounds about right too! The bear facts, eh? : ^ D Thanks for that. xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 20 September 2008: "Polish Divorce" A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. Th... (read in full...)

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A. 17 September 2008: Girlie Wisdom! Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. One of life's myster... (read in full...)

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A. 10 September 2008: The Man Rules --- Yeah Right!! So he says. Some guy has taken the time to write this all down. This is the guys' side of the story. He says; "We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side". ... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: Like it, Bubbloo. Sort of thing my ex would have said. {Not that I ever did that, it was the other way round in my case!} ** Cupidguy, You have a point there, actually ~ 4 points...but I can't begin to imagine what kind of bra we'd have to wear... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: Depends... ...now what size buckets we talking here, Unc? ... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: Thanks Chloe, I intend to.. ..because we all need a little humour to brighten our day, sometimes. ** Cupidguy, I know you are, so if I've offended you in any way, then from the roundness of my 38D size breasts ~ I offer my sincere apologie... (read in full...)

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A. 25 August 2008: EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the sm... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Don't worry Gecko hun, you're safe with me.. "We're none of us stupid ~ right here on Dear Cupid" We're none of us saying you have small brain To suggest that have ~ would be terribly lame To me you're so cute, such a cuddly wee lizard ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine. Created a pussy to their own design. First, was a Butcher sharp with wit, Using a knife created a slit. Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold, Using a chisle created a hole. Third... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: I get 'em off somewhere? You propositioning me, young man? : o... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Yes it was! : o ) These are even better... *TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T*: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last mi... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: Please don't cover your arse on my acount sweetie. : ^ P *TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T*: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 August 2008: 2. "This is your captain speaking, on the left you can now observe the majestic Mount Kilamanjar... oh, crap!" 13. "We have a lost child at gate 14, the bidding will start at £20." Heh heh heh! Brilliant! Love them two. +++++++++++++... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: Might have been... : ) ==== *TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHILST IN SURGERY* 1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. 2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card? 3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing! 4 Everybody s... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: Really! As if!! I'm a respectable woman, what are you incinerating?!... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: No I wasn't offering, just wanted to know if you were... : )... (read in full...)

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A. 9 August 2008: HA! Me neither...you offering? ps...you serious Gecko? About Waz'z reply, I mean? I hope you're not, else I'll be calling you Thicko Gecko. Just kidding darling, Waz has a silly sense of humour, and it's catching! Call me what you like, ... (read in full...)

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A. 8 August 2008: Listed below are the Ten most common things that men know about women: 1} They have a vaginal opening. 2} 3} 4} 5} 6} 7} 8} 9} 10} Oh, and tits.... (read in full...)

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A. 24 July 2008: Yeah, thanks Cupidguy, I suppose I am ... in a nice rosy~red~apple kinda way. ; ^ ) Frank Carson? Is he still alive? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 24 July 2008: Now on the other hand.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. : ^ ) xXx ... (read in full...)

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A. 24 July 2008: Oh Uncle Phil, you wicked man ... : ) Did you know women are like apples on trees? The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they so... (read in full...)

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A. 22 July 2008: Nice one Tisha : ) 9 WORDS WOMEN USE: (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes... (read in full...)

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A. 11 July 2008: Phew! I'm so glad you cleared that one up Cupidguy, I almost didn't let your answer thru'. You got me all paranoid you did! It doesn't take much. By the way...did you hear about all hell breaking lose at the paranoid schizophrenic pantomim... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Uncle Phil, I do believe that's The Prince and his Camel you're referring to there. : ^ o... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Blimey, Tisha!! {Blesha!}...I'll get back to you on that one when I've read it........ ........in a few weeks! Luv ya! xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: That's the way to do it...nice one you guys, keep 'em coming. Andrew, if you're out there? ... Feel free to join in, and these are all jokes that have some connection with relationships, so we're not really off topic here. {Please don't sack me.}... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: QUIZ TIME!! Q. What's long and tubular and full of seamen? (This joke must be done orally.) A. A submarine. Q. What does a dog do that a man steps into? A. Pants. Q. What's a four letter word that ends in "k" and means intercourse? A. ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Apology accepted my darlin'...I take that raspberry back. *sucks cheeks back in* : =... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Thanks buddy, at least someone appreciates my jokes! *blows kiss* then *blows raspberry at Diovan* : )... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: Well that's nice to know, Lestat...thanks for putting a downer on my joke, just when I was starting to smile again. : ( ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 July 2008: WOW! Thanks for that Anon. I think they're great. ****** THIS IS A KILLER.... A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the ne... (read in full...)

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A. 4 July 2008: Well..... Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUT... (read in full...)

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A. 26 June 2008: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, 'I'l... (read in full...)

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A. 26 May 2008: Have a read of these, they're brilliant...and so appropriate for this site. Eight Words with two Meanings: 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-r... (read in full...)

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A. 23 May 2008: Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a... (read in full...)

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A. 21 May 2008: Blimey Vegas...took me all morning to read that. Very funny tho. Keep it up. {As the actress said to the Bishop!} One more from me before I get on to my private messages, after I've done all my housework...Blurrrhhh!! **A farmer in Devon ... (read in full...)

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A. 20 May 2008: Thanks WaterLoo....Ditto! Hey Vegas, nice to 'see' you again! That's what I like to 'hear' .... that I'm putting smiles on people's faces. : ) ___________________________________________________ If you love something, set it free. If it comes... (read in full...)

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A. 19 May 2008: Yo WaterLoo...glad they're makin' you smile hon. This next one's a laugh.. They say Doctors Never Laugh.... The Doctor said 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then', Bob ... (read in full...)

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A. 19 May 2008: *BEFORE MARRIAGE* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ : ) John ~ Ahh...At last. I can hardly wait! Jane ~ Do you want me to leave? John ~ NO! Don't even think about it. Jane ~ Do you love me? John ~ Of course! Always have and always will! Jane ~ Have you ever ... (read in full...)

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A. 15 May 2008: The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in. Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you are even remotely familiar with holy scr... (read in full...)

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A. 11 May 2008: Sweety Pie, very good, that made me laugh, thanks...but now you've gone and given the guys ideas on how to be a bit more careful when answering their wives. Us girls have a very cunning way of catching our fellas out.... even if we don't mean to, ... (read in full...)

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A. 10 May 2008: Thanks Mandy xXx I phoned the Samaritans this morning because I needed some advice on something, and this was the automated service I had to listen to.... "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are an obsessive compulsive... (read in full...)

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A. 10 May 2008: YAY!! Mandy... you posted the 100th answer, I hereby award you with the Crackerjack pencil and a couple of cabbages or were ther cauli's...oh and 'Crackerjacks' web site. www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/crackerjack.htm ~~~~~~~~~... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: OMG!!! Tisha!! I googled 'frenulum breve' and I got an eyeful of willies!!! I've never heard of that before. I thought 'cos I mentioned salami in a Deli' I assumed 'frenulum breve' was a type of soft cheese or a ham of somekind. xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: Phil, I'd like to see you wipe your's on my horizontal metal blinds, heeheehee!!!..the image would be just like you're slicing a salami in a deli. : ) ... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: Ok then, q1605...why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? To help them remember which end to wipe. SO HA!! * Why do little boys whine? They are practicing to be men. * What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for ... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: Nacho's? Cutie? Tasty more like! I'd have him with melted chese any time of the day or night! Wouldn't mind dippin' that in me sauce pot!!! I've always known what 'offside' meant, so there, NER! Waz...Your version of the 'offside' rule was so ... (read in full...)

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A. 9 May 2008: Ha!! I got that in my emails too, Sophia. FROM THE USA, AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from and Eagle to a Condom ~ because it more accurately reflects the government's politic... (read in full...)

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A. 8 May 2008: Oh dear Mandy, that's where I must be going wrong, I really must think before opening my gob in future!! Those were crazy! Thanks for them. xXxXxXx... (read in full...)

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A. 7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you? : ^ o ***************************************** One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)

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A. 7 May 2008: LOL, Mandy....I'm lovin'it! Now don't you worry, the uncles here on DC wouldn't dare send hate mail. We out~number you big time, don't we boys? If any of you have a problem with that, then you've a choice of agony aunts who'll gladly help.... (read in full...)

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A. 7 May 2008: Vegas, we are all of special, and yes I did, they were great. : ) *MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY* My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods and be prepared. We'... (read in full...)

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A. 6 May 2008: Very good Vegas. You have now officially earned your rossette of ~ 'Nutter of the week' .... Join the club! : ) xXx... (read in full...)

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A. 6 May 2008: Oh Vegas, So glad we made you cry... ....with laughter. Here's The world's shortest fairytale, it may help you sleep tonight; Once upon a time a guy asked his girlfriend to marry him............She said NO......and she lived happy eve... (read in full...)

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A. 3 May 2008: Tips for the ladies in year 2008 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt ~ a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.... (read in full...)

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A. 1 May 2008: Some of Cupid's Aunts admitted they were at a loss trying to answer the following; ~~~~~ Dear Cupid, a couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. Th... (read in full...)

What should I do with my bikini area to avoid embarassment?

Q. Hey guys... I am on spring break right now and so I am wearing my bikini like every day and i am having A LOT of trouble keeping my bikini area clean of hair. Everytime i shave down there i get red bumps and ingrown hairs... (I have read a lot of ...

A. 28 April 2008: Hey Sarah, welcome back. Here's part of the price list from where I go, some places vary, but only slightly, obviously you're in The States ~ so I don't know your prices, but here's ours; Bikini Line..........From £5.00 1/2 Leg............. (read in full...)

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A. 27 April 2008: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her ... (read in full...)

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A. 24 April 2008: TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3... Some people are alive only because it'... (read in full...)

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A. 19 April 2008: Dear All, My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year. I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ... (read in full...)

I've never went out with girls before, only boys. She plans to kiss me in public, I dislike the idea and don't know what to do!

Q. hey everyone I just got a girlfriend yesterday . It's kinda weird for me because she is the only girl I have ever liked and gone out with. I would be nervous even if I was going out with a guy but since she's a girl it makes it that much more n...

A. 17 April 2008: ...and there was me sitting here waitin' for a bit of juicy goss!! : ^ ) xXx... (read in full...)

Is first time sex painful?

Q. hi i did not do sex even one time but now i have a lot of need to sex but i can't tell any body so any body tell me if i have not any man with me ' some of my friends told me the first sex is so pain ful so what i can do can i put my finger in my ...

A. 16 April 2008: You have confused me now, you said in your original question on the 10th of April... ...Quote: "i did not do sex even one time but now i have a lot of need to sex but i can't tell any body so any body tell me if i have not any man with me, some... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 16 April 2008: LMAO!!! Nice one Mandy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Choosing a Wife" A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the mone... (read in full...)

I'm thinking of having anal sex with a man so I can experience what my GF feels with me...

Q. I'm thinking of having anal sex with a guy so i can experience what my gf does with me .will i get the same sensation?...

A. 16 April 2008: Collaroy...did you know that if you said the word 'Gayman' in Greek ~ it means 'Mince', as in 'Minced meat'....how ironic is that?... (read in full...)

Please help me I think I blew it with this guy? I´m desperate!?

Q. Please help me I think I blew it with this guy? I´m desperate!? I told him my feelings for him in a note before he left for a deployment, and usually he answers my messages right away , but this one note he answered it 3 days later, and he replied ...

A. 15 April 2008: You're welcome, and i'm so happy for you. Hope everything goes well for you both. I told you ~ you were fretting over nothing. BigSis xXx... (read in full...)

I'm thinking of having anal sex with a man so I can experience what my GF feels with me...

Q. I'm thinking of having anal sex with a guy so i can experience what my gf does with me .will i get the same sensation?...

A. 15 April 2008: You cannot be serious! If you're that interested, do what MissKin says...get a vibrator.... (read in full...)

What is the correct way to give a hand job?

Q. How do you give a hand job? Are you supposed to go up and down fast or slow? How tight should your hand be around his penis? I am afraid if you hold it too tight you maght yank it and that would be very painful! ...

A. 15 April 2008: I'd be more than happy to tell you exactly how to do it.......in a couple of years. Until then, you take care. : ) X... (read in full...)

Where would be a romantic place for us to have our first kiss, and how should I kiss him?...

Q. OK, I have this bf, and he brings me flowers, and gives me hugs and always shows his affection...and we've been on a few dates, and I want to give him a kiss(I'm his first gf, and he's my first REAL one.) First of all, I don't want to walk up to ...

A. 15 April 2008: I knew it!! Now I know where I remember you from Uncle Phil! ** 10-12 eh? Awww...young love. Can't you go for a walk through the park? that's romantic, but do one thing for us please....at your age ~ don't take it further than just kissing. ... (read in full...)

I'm suffering from really bad period pains! Any tips on how to obviate them?

Q. Hi, i'm suffering from really bad period pains! And when i'm in classes at school I don't know what to do because the pain becomes unbearable - and its not like I can just take a paracetemol because some teachers are quite strict about it! ...

A. 15 April 2008: Ibuprophen is an anti-inflamatory, paracetamol is a pain relief. They can be taken together for effective relief, but personally I try very hard to avoid any pills if I can help it. Like I said in my earlier post, natural remedies can be just as e... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 14 April 2008: Thanks Eyes, I most definitely am better off! Birdie, talking of widows, check this out...a bit long, but worth it-- {: ^ ) "Dead husband sends an email?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out ... (read in full...)

I've never went out with girls before, only boys. She plans to kiss me in public, I dislike the idea and don't know what to do!

A. 14 April 2008: For goodness sake, Vegas...just tell her you're not ready for a public snog yet. Be up front and tell her it's your first time, and if she really wants to kiss you, then she can do it in the privacy of your own spaces, not where you may get the ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 14 April 2008: I wanted to share this personal message from me ~ (Big Sis), with all you ladies out there ~ who still resent their ex's. "In Not So Loving Memory Of My Not So Dearest Ex~Husband" It wasn't easy being a 'dick', was it? You had a 'head' you cou... (read in full...)

I'm suffering from really bad period pains! Any tips on how to obviate them?

A. 14 April 2008: A good old fashioned remedy, my mother swore by it and it really works. Get some fresh leaves of mint, but if you can't get hold of any fresh, use a couple of tea~spoonfuls of dried mint ~ put it in a small saucepan, then pour about one and a half... (read in full...)

What would you do??? Feeling nauseous ever since I read his ex's f'book messages..

Q. i looked at my boyfriends ex-girlfriends facebook profile last night and was very surprised to see that he had commented on her wall (a space where you leave messages)... he must delete the posts she makes on his wall so i cannot read them or ...

A. 14 April 2008: The whole idea of face book is that it's an open book (so to speak) for all to see, to get to meet new people and get in touch with old acquaintances, so anyone can read messages left by friends and family. Unless he has a private log~in pass... (read in full...)

We're not agreeing on our wedding plans, can you help, please?

Q. He wants a drive-thru wedding, i want a normal wedding.....I dont know what to do.....can you please help?...

A. 14 April 2008: Is this like a McDonalds or KFC drive-thru? Does the registrar sit behind a glass window and take your orders or something such like? My apologies if i'm acting dumb, but I've never before heard of the expression 'drive-thru'. Can you explain ... (read in full...)

What position is best to make love for the first time?

Q. Hey guys, i would like to know what position is best to make love for the first time. My boyfriend and i are both virgins, i know to have loads of foreplay and to take things slowly because of the pain that may or may not be present. But what are ...

A. 13 April 2008: Wow, if only there were more sensible couples out there like you two ~ then again, there would be a lot less for us aunties to do. Ideally the best position to start with would be the missionary, him on top of you....that way, at least ~ you'll h... (read in full...)

Can I become an Agony Aunt?

Q. Hey, I'm Chloe, i'm using dear cupid, because i used to love talking to agony aunts, and they always gave good advice when i didn't know who to ask. So i would like to become like that, and help others out from my experience, can i? Chloe x...

A. 13 April 2008: Doc....well then my answer would be ~ to agree with what Tellulah's reply was on the original thread, which was, and I quote; "when the baby is big enough you will have to dislodge your jaw like a snake to give birth". (The mental image of ... (read in full...)

I'm in love with him, but I have future plans that he can't be involved with.

Q. I'm dating a 25 year old man and i'm 17. I am in love with him, but secretly i don't want to be with him forever, because i have future plans that he can't be in. He has a beautiful daughter who I love and see as my own, and i truly don't want to h...

A. 13 April 2008: Rcn is right you know. If you're sure you have no future with guy like you say, then I suggest you finish with him, now. His little girl will grow more and more attached to you and there will be a little broken heart as well as her father's. He'l... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 13 April 2008: Men and women just can't get along... Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator... (read in full...)

What would you change about your life?

Q. If you were able to change anything about your life, what would you change?...

A. 13 April 2008: Ummmm...how long have you got?... (read in full...)

Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?

Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....

A. 13 April 2008: Oh Birdy...I laughed my botton off!! I have a mental image now of standing on my head and spitting semen out of my mouth in to the air and trying to catch it in my baby making hole with my feet pointing in the direction of two different towns. ... (read in full...)

For Christmas Nostalgics... 'A Carol'.

Q. Ok, it's a bit late but it was written before Christmas and hopefully (despite the Word format) it might be lot a little better presented this time A Christmas Carol Christmas Eve is passing And midnight mass has gone The priest has c...

A. 13 April 2008: That's really nice oldbiker. I like that. ; )... (read in full...)

I'm pregnant and constantly fear miscarrying the baby! How can I put my mind at ease?

Q. i am currently 16 weeks and 3 days pregnant to my boyfriend but every sudden pain i have i worry about my baby. i had my first scan when i was 12 weeks pregnant and the doctor said that my baby was healthy and growing well but i worry all a time can...

A. 13 April 2008: For a start Jadey, you really must try to stop stressing yourself out like this. I can tell that you're understandably worried, it's really quite common to feel this way, but you must realise that babies can feel their mother's emotions from insi... (read in full...)

Can I become an Agony Aunt?

A. 12 April 2008: Dr Vendetta, that was brilliant...absatively~posolutely brilliant!! I couldn't have put it better myself...but you forgot one thing....can you get pregnant, if you swallow? : )... (read in full...)

Neither of us want his ex at OUR wedding, but we're under pressure to invite her!!

Q. So here goes- it may be a bit of a long one! My fiance and I are due to get married this summer. His ex g/f who he has been broken up with for nearly 10 yrs has moved back to our small town in the last few years. My fiance and her family had stay...

A. 12 April 2008: Hey, bride-to-be : ) I'm in total agreement with Auntie Tick-tick-boom. It's yours and your fiancee`s wedding...your very big special day, neither of you want her there ~ so do yourselves a favour and have a heart to heart with those who... (read in full...)

I'm 15 and my mum thinks I'm a "good girl". Little does she know I have a boyfriend and.... I'M PREGNANT!

Q. hi im steph, im 15, my mum thinks im "good" she says im not like the "little slappers" i hang round with. she doesnt know i have got a boyfriend and she has already told me if i get a boyfriend older than me or if she finds out i am having sex she ...

A. 12 April 2008: Congratulations!!!! I'm so happy everything worked out well for you both in the end. Best thing you ever did ~ I bet ~ telling your mum, wasn't it? What most girls don't realise is ~ that no matter how disappointed their mothers' will be... (read in full...)

I need hugs and help aunts! Its our first wedding anniversary today and my husband has gone to work and seems to have forgot...

Q. Its our first wedding anniversary today and my husband has gone to work and seems to of forgot. I feel devastated, am i just over reacting, come on aunts i need hugs and help, what do you think?...

A. 12 April 2008: ...and here's a big hug from me too. Wiz is right, hubby more than likely forgot. Hows about you treat him with a surprise? But try and do it without making him feel guilty. Have a lovely day and..... HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!! BigSis xXoxXxoX... (read in full...)

I made out with my best friends guy, now I feel horrible. What shall I do?

Q. I made out with one of my best guy friend, and he's going out with my best friend!!! I feel horrible, my best friend doesn't know about it, but my boyfriend does. Now i'm starting to have feelings for him and i can't control them, if my best frie...

A. 12 April 2008: You already have a boyfriend, you make out with your best friend's guy, why? When you say 'make out' what exactly do you mean? Does it mean just kissing and cuddling, or are you having sex? I'm very curious, as you are 10 - 12, if you're doing this... (read in full...)

It hurts when I rub her clit - why?

Q. okay well... my girl friend and i do things like me fingering her and oral sex and her giving me a hand job. but here's my problem when im fingering my girlfriend and then i try to rub her clit and she says that it hurts her and we dont know why.. ...

A. 11 April 2008: Perhaps her natural juices are not enough to prevent the area from hurting. Try lubricating products, most pharmacies stock these popular brands, they include KY Jelly, Sensilube, Liquid Silk,and Probe. There are also some flavoured and coloured ... (read in full...)

What is rainbow kissing? Should I try it?

Q. I might sound really stupid asking this but what does rainbow kissing mean? My current boyfriend is pretty kinky and like trying everything out. I was a virgin when we got together so he's taught me everything i know. He asked me at the weekend ...

A. 11 April 2008: This all reminds me of some old periodical jokes I heard a while back... What did the vampire say to the high school girl? See you next period! -------------------------------------------- A vampire comes into a grocery/butcher shop... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 11 April 2008: Ha!! Nice one Fall out.. Do you know something? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.......it was the worst 15 minutes of my life! Now, in saying that, I have, however, decided i'm not going to drink anymore, but then again, i'm not drinking... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 10 April 2008: One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... 'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.' While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. Th... (read in full...)

What should I do with my bikini area to avoid embarassment?

A. 10 April 2008: Sarah...Find a salon and get it waxed. I used to shave the sides but since plucking (no pun intended there)..up the courage to get the sides waxed ~ i'd never used a razor there again. With shaving, by the next day there is stubble, quite ofte... (read in full...)

Please help me I think I blew it with this guy? I´m desperate!?

A. 10 April 2008: You can't know that you've blown it with this guy, if he's in the forces then he's not going to be able to keep in touch. Did he give you any written or verbal indication that he wasn't interested? You said; "What can I do to apologize or take away... (read in full...)

Why does he need to look at other women?

Q. why my husband look other female ? and when i catch hem he say i didn't look at other female . what bother me is the lie do u think he miss something ? what i should do help thnax ...

A. 10 April 2008: Angelina, you cannot go through life asking your husband why he's looking at other women. It's a natural instinct. Of course he's going to tell you he wasn't looking because he knows you don't like it or you get upset with him. As long as a man co... (read in full...)

Is first time sex painful?

A. 10 April 2008: Each woman feels a different type of pain. It can also depend on how tolerant you are of pain. The first time i had intercourse I didn't feel pain enough to scream or even cry in any such agony, I found it to be a pleasurable pain, slight discomfort ... (read in full...)

Could I have gotten pregnant through blowing him without a condom?

Q. My boy friend and i regually have oral sex...now i did it last nite without a condom is it possible i am pregnant?...

A. 9 April 2008: ...........so the answer to your question is no. Take care. x... (read in full...)

Am I a feak for having a "fat" vagina?

Q. im kind of worried about something, and i could use some honest answers from guys (or girls if they know!) well its weird, but i think my vagina is too fat. im not overweight, but for some reason it seems like the outer lips are too "puffy". im ...

A. 9 April 2008: "I say embrace your lips and show them to the world!" He doesn't mean literally....I hope! We are all built differently, and we should love every part of what nature intended us having. Now don't worry about them, i'm sure they are just fine. ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 9 April 2008: Brilliant, Uncle Phill...and so true. Thanks for those. Savour on this ~ if you will.... Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. T... (read in full...)

I'm 13 he's 17, I want sex but he's still a virgin, how do I ask him when he's ready for sex?

Q. Hi i'm 13 but want to have sex. I know that sounds horrible but it's hard. The boy i'm going out with, and have been for a long time, is 17, and still a virgin. How do i ask him when he's ready for sex?...

A. 8 April 2008: You are willing to make him lose his virginity to you? No.1 - You are below the legal age of consent. No.2 - He could be arrested for having sex with you, whether you consent or not. No.3 - He may go right off you. No.4 - He might want to be... (read in full...)

What do dearcupid readers think about online dating?

Q. I get very nervous around girls, and thats why I prefer online dating; I was just wondering what the readers of this site think about online dating?...

A. 8 April 2008: To be honest, i've made a quite a few friends through a couple of different forums. Not dated any as such, but just had coffee with a couple of them in an open place where there are people around, and they have been just as I've imagined them to be. ... (read in full...)

I'd love everyone to be fair with eachother. by Naza

Q. I'd love everyone to be fair with each other. Have the respect as well. Thank you ...........Naza...

A. 8 April 2008: 'RESPECT' ~~~~~~~~~~ Respect is something we give, because we love one another, But if we didn't have respect ~ would we still have a partner? When it comes down to me ~ I have nothing but love and respect. Respect is special and respect ... (read in full...)

If my boyfriend pulls out, could I still become pregnant?

Q. Me and my boyfriend have unprotected sex everyday yet he pulls out. what are the chances of me falling pregnant? ive heard there high but yet for four months ...nothing. could something be wrong?...

A. 8 April 2008: : )... (read in full...)

What are some other fun ways to masturbate?

Q. i really like to masturbate. i have read about it and i dont do it the way that i have read. its just the first thing that i do when i get overly horny and no one is around. i also sometimes take a water bottle that squirts and lay on my back with ...

A. 7 April 2008: Hottie...that sounds awful! Follow the link i'm putting here for you, it's the advice I gave another girl not so long ago....it's much more relaxing and a helluva lot safer too!! Do not insert things like bottles inside you, you could do some perm... (read in full...)

Any tips on getting rid of unwanted hairs?

Q. This is kind of embarrassing, but, does anyone have any advice about what to do about small dark hairs at the corners of your mouth. As a female, it's not very attractive. I used to never have any, but now I do. Is electrolosis a good idea, or som...

A. 7 April 2008: Electrolosis is permanent, you have to run a course of it though. It is quite expensive, but if you pay each time you go ~ you wont notice it so much. I have very dark hair, suffered all my teenage life with it, feeling very self conscious and tryi... (read in full...)

If my boyfriend pulls out, could I still become pregnant?

A. 7 April 2008: Oh...Hello, ooops.....It looks like my last comment crossed in the post with yours, but i'm still not so sure what you are asking. Do you want to get pregnant?... (read in full...)

If my boyfriend pulls out, could I still become pregnant?

A. 7 April 2008: Will the question asker please step forward. There's a mixture of replies here. We need a clearer picture of what you are trying to tell us. Thanks. : ^)... (read in full...)

If my boyfriend pulls out, could I still become pregnant?

A. 7 April 2008: Thanks for that Phiatiger, I thought it was just me.... (read in full...)

If my boyfriend pulls out, could I still become pregnant?

A. 7 April 2008: I'm a little confused here. You have unprotected sex, and your boyfriend pulls out because..I take it..you don't want to get pregnant, right? So then why are you assuming something could be wrong? If you're not pregnant, then that's good, yeah... (read in full...)

Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?

Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....

A. 6 April 2008: This apparently happened at Harvard University in October of last year. In a biology class, the Prof. was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying t... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 5 April 2008: What happened there? E: LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST - When you only see each other naked. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake. F: LOVE - When you argue over how many children to hav... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 5 April 2008: Uncle Phil...Moi? Drink wine? How very dare you!! Check this out: 'Love Lust and Marriage' A: LOVE- You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts. LUST- You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline. MARRIAGE- You only leave... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 4 April 2008: I promise i'm not posting for the fun of it...I just spotted another silly-arse mistake, this time I meant to put 'Uncle' not 'Doc' Jeeez!! Give me strength...'I'm an Agony Aunt...Get me out of here!!!!!' : ^O I think i'm going to crawl r... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 4 April 2008: I meant buy not but...Silly arse I am. : )... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 4 April 2008: I may just go out and but a copy, Doc...and yeah, go for it, let's all have a peek. I have a few more blinders ready to plaster here. Watch this space. {: ^) ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 4 April 2008: No i haven't, Uncle Phill, is it good?... (read in full...)

Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?

Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....

A. 4 April 2008: ...and I thought Hot Tub was some sexy, chubby fit guy.... (read in full...)

Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?

Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....

A. 4 April 2008: Birdie...I always thought Cunni-lingus was an Irish Air Line company. : ^)... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 3 April 2008: This is for all the women who can handle it ~ and for all the men who will enjoy reading it. 1. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 2. CATS Wo... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 2 April 2008: A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee. The following day he received this report: ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 1 April 2008: Aunty depressant... hee hee hee, very good, Mandy, very good indeed, and glad to be of help. More jokes and quotes to come...just watch this space : -) Your ever~curing Aunty~biotic, BigSis xXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 1 April 2008: A woman once said: A man is like a deck of playing cards... A Heart to love him... A Diamond to marry him... A Club to smash his fecking head in....and... A Spade to bury the bastard. (: )... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 29 March 2008: You told me to keep them coming...well here's more... 1. Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night; I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'. 2. A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her b... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 28 March 2008: To help you forget your every day problems and read how others put their thoughts into words, these are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage hasfungus growing in it. 2. ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

A. 26 March 2008: Once again, in relation to some of the problems we are receiving here, let's cheer their situations up by suggesting complimentary or insulting messages they can send via a greetings card.....meant in the nicest possible way of course : o ) A few... (read in full...)

Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?

Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....

A. 22 March 2008: Who mentioned Tom Jones? I knew I should have listened to my parents, "Momma told me not to cum"... (read in full...)

Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?

Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....

A. 15 March 2008: If that was the case my darling, I would have millions of babies running around me as we speak....not to mention overpopulating the universe!! Swallowing cum is the best oral contraceptive known to man. Or should I say woman. :P... (read in full...)