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Hi there, just to warn you guys, I've got an insane sense of humour, (so I have been told many times)...and there 'will' be times when you're going to think to yourselves..."Is this woman for real?" Well I am, and you will find out soon enough.

Like many a big sis, I'm here to listen and offer advice as best I can. Being a real life big sis - and favourite aunt, it has given me some experience in trying to help out where it's needed. My personal past experiences and mistakes have taught me well, and I've learnt a lot from them.

I've been (as the saying goes) there, done it and got the t-shirt. Therefore, in my 40 odd years, you could say I've had a pretty colourful, eventful and somewhat hectic life, to say the least!

I've survived many a downfall but managed to stay strong and keep on going. Then again - In saying all that, I'm still looking for some answers myself, so don't be surprised if you see me asking for that odd bit of advice now and again, after all I'm only human too.

: ^ )

Some special pointers to remember:

1} Follow your heart's desire, and if you want something bad enough ~ chances are you'll have it, if you don’t get it, it could be because you didn’t try hard enough.

2} There's a tremendous feeling in making others happy, despite our own situations.

3} If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

4} Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift... That's why it's called the present.

5} You only have one life, and you must live each day as if it were your last...

So please take care of yourselves.

BigSis. xXx

B = Beauty

I = Is

G = Genetic

S = Sense

I = Is

S =Sanity

: )

xXx = Xtra Kisses for all the ladies here.

Latest articles:

BigSis and Bitchology

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14 October 2008: {Please read to the end} When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch, and when I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way...they call me a bitch. ...

As a mum myself...I beg you all - please think before you drink and drive!

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13 October 2008: I went to a party.. And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead. + I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. + I m...

How many times do you have to get married to realise 'this is the one' ?!

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1 October 2008: *The 11th Husband* A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to"Please be gentle ~ I'm still a virgin". 'What?!' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be ...

Warning! Alcohol and it's FX!!

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21 August 2008: Sometimes, when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards, and all of their hopes and dreams. Now, if I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and thei...

The Understanding Male Species...or not?

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1 July 2008: After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

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24 March 2008: Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

Keep your sex-life alive

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12 March 2008: A quick tip for the ladies reading this: I was told once, many years ago that the secret of success in keeping your sex life alive with your partner, whether it be your boyfriend, fiance or husband, is to act like a ----- in the bedroom and a wife ...

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A.   26 May 2008: Have a read of these, they're brilliant...and so appropriate for this site. Eight Words with two Meanings: 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-r... (read in full...)

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A.   21 May 2008: Blimey Vegas...took me all morning to read that. Very funny tho. Keep it up. {As the actress said to the Bishop!} One more from me before I get on to my private messages, after I've done all my housework...Blurrrhhh!! **A farmer in Devon ... (read in full...)

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A.   20 May 2008: Thanks WaterLoo....Ditto! Hey Vegas, nice to 'see' you again! That's what I like to 'hear' .... that I'm putting smiles on people's faces. : ) ___________________________________________________ If you love something, set it free. If it comes... (read in full...)

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A.   19 May 2008: Yo WaterLoo...glad they're makin' you smile hon. This next one's a laugh.. They say Doctors Never Laugh.... The Doctor said 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then', Bob ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

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A.   19 May 2008: *BEFORE MARRIAGE* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ : ) John ~ Ahh...At last. I can hardly wait! Jane ~ Do you want me to leave? John ~ NO! Don't even think about it. Jane ~ Do you love me? John ~ Of course! Always have and always will! Jane ~ Have you ever ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

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A.   11 May 2008: Sweety Pie, very good, that made me laugh, thanks...but now you've gone and given the guys ideas on how to be a bit more careful when answering their wives. Us girls have a very cunning way of catching our fellas out.... even if we don't mean to, ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   10 May 2008: Thanks Mandy xXx I phoned the Samaritans this morning because I needed some advice on something, and this was the automated service I had to listen to.... "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are an obsessive compulsive... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   10 May 2008: YAY!! Mandy... you posted the 100th answer, I hereby award you with the Crackerjack pencil and a couple of cabbages or were ther cauli's...oh and 'Crackerjacks' web site. www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/crackerjack.htm ~~~~~~~~~... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   9 May 2008: OMG!!! Tisha!! I googled 'frenulum breve' and I got an eyeful of willies!!! I've never heard of that before. I thought 'cos I mentioned salami in a Deli' I assumed 'frenulum breve' was a type of soft cheese or a ham of somekind. xXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   9 May 2008: Phil, I'd like to see you wipe your's on my horizontal metal blinds, heeheehee!!!..the image would be just like you're slicing a salami in a deli. : ) ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   9 May 2008: Ok then, q1605...why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? To help them remember which end to wipe. SO HA!! * Why do little boys whine? They are practicing to be men. * What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   9 May 2008: Nacho's? Cutie? Tasty more like! I'd have him with melted chese any time of the day or night! Wouldn't mind dippin' that in me sauce pot!!! I've always known what 'offside' meant, so there, NER! Waz...Your version of the 'offside' rule was so ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   9 May 2008: Ha!! I got that in my emails too, Sophia. FROM THE USA, AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from and Eagle to a Condom ~ because it more accurately reflects the government's politic... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   8 May 2008: Oh dear Mandy, that's where I must be going wrong, I really must think before opening my gob in future!! Those were crazy! Thanks for them. xXxXxXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you? : ^ o ***************************************** One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you? : ^ o ***************************************** One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   7 May 2008: LOL, Mandy....I'm lovin'it! Now don't you worry, the uncles here on DC wouldn't dare send hate mail. We out~number you big time, don't we boys? If any of you have a problem with that, then you've a choice of agony aunts who'll gladly help.... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   7 May 2008: Vegas, we are all of special, and yes I did, they were great. : ) *MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY* My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods and be prepared. We'... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   6 May 2008: Very good Vegas. You have now officially earned your rossette of ~ 'Nutter of the week' .... Join the club! : ) xXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   6 May 2008: Oh Vegas, So glad we made you cry... ....with laughter. Here's The world's shortest fairytale, it may help you sleep tonight; Once upon a time a guy asked his girlfriend to marry him............She said NO......and she lived happy eve... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   3 May 2008: Tips for the ladies in year 2008 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt ~ a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   1 May 2008:  Some of Cupid's Aunts admitted they were at a loss trying to answer the following; ~~~~~ Dear Cupid, a couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. Th... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   27 April 2008: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   24 April 2008: TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3... Some people are alive only because it'... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   19 April 2008: Dear All, My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year. I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   16 April 2008: LMAO!!! Nice one Mandy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Choosing a Wife" A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the mone... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   14 April 2008: Thanks Eyes, I most definitely am better off! Birdie, talking of widows, check this out...a bit long, but worth it-- {: ^ ) "Dead husband sends an email?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   14 April 2008: I wanted to share this personal message from me ~ (Big Sis), with all you ladies out there ~ who still resent their ex's. "In Not So Loving Memory Of My Not So Dearest Ex~Husband" It wasn't easy being a 'dick', was it? You had a 'head' you cou... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   13 April 2008: Men and women just can't get along... Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator... (read in full...)

Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?

Q.   Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....

A.   13 April 2008: Oh Birdy...I laughed my botton off!! I have a mental image now of standing on my head and spitting semen out of my mouth in to the air and trying to catch it in my baby making hole with my feet pointing in the direction of two different towns. ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   11 April 2008: Ha!! Nice one Fall out.. Do you know something? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.......it was the worst 15 minutes of my life! Now, in saying that, I have, however, decided i'm not going to drink anymore, but then again, i'm not drinking... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   10 April 2008: One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... 'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.' While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. Th... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   9 April 2008: Brilliant, Uncle Phill...and so true. Thanks for those. Savour on this ~ if you will.... Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. T... (read in full...)

If my boyfriend pulls out, could I still become pregnant?

Q.   Me and my boyfriend have unprotected sex everyday yet he pulls out. what are the chances of me falling pregnant? ive heard there high but yet for four months ...nothing. could something be wrong?...

A.   8 April 2008: : )... (read in full...)

Any tips on getting rid of unwanted hairs?

Q.   This is kind of embarrassing, but, does anyone have any advice about what to do about small dark hairs at the corners of your mouth. As a female, it's not very attractive. I used to never have any, but now I do. Is electrolosis a good idea, or som...

A.   7 April 2008: Electrolosis is permanent, you have to run a course of it though. It is quite expensive, but if you pay each time you go ~ you wont notice it so much. I have very dark hair, suffered all my teenage life with it, feeling very self conscious and tryi... (read in full...)

If my boyfriend pulls out, could I still become pregnant?

Q.   Me and my boyfriend have unprotected sex everyday yet he pulls out. what are the chances of me falling pregnant? ive heard there high but yet for four months ...nothing. could something be wrong?...

A.   7 April 2008: Oh...Hello, ooops.....It looks like my last comment crossed in the post with yours, but i'm still not so sure what you are asking. Do you want to get pregnant?... (read in full...)

If my boyfriend pulls out, could I still become pregnant?

Q.   Me and my boyfriend have unprotected sex everyday yet he pulls out. what are the chances of me falling pregnant? ive heard there high but yet for four months ...nothing. could something be wrong?...

A.   7 April 2008: Will the question asker please step forward. There's a mixture of replies here. We need a clearer picture of what you are trying to tell us. Thanks. : ^)... (read in full...)

How can I find a man for my wife?

Q.   How can I get my wife to have a threesome with another man?...

A.   7 April 2008: Are we on the same wave length or something, Phiatiger, my sentiments exactly. If your wife wants the threesome then surely she should pick the other guy, not you. Unless of course you're fearing she'll fall for this 3rd person.... (read in full...)

If my boyfriend pulls out, could I still become pregnant?

Q.   Me and my boyfriend have unprotected sex everyday yet he pulls out. what are the chances of me falling pregnant? ive heard there high but yet for four months ...nothing. could something be wrong?...

A.   7 April 2008: Thanks for that Phiatiger, I thought it was just me.... (read in full...)

If my boyfriend pulls out, could I still become pregnant?

Q.   Me and my boyfriend have unprotected sex everyday yet he pulls out. what are the chances of me falling pregnant? ive heard there high but yet for four months ...nothing. could something be wrong?...

A.   7 April 2008: I'm a little confused here. You have unprotected sex, and your boyfriend pulls out because..I take it..you don't want to get pregnant, right? So then why are you assuming something could be wrong? If you're not pregnant, then that's good, yeah... (read in full...)

Should I go to Australia and be with the man I love, or make a go of my marriage?

Q.   I'm really desperate for advice - sorry this is a long story. A couple of years ago I separated from my husband (of 12 years marriage - total 18 year relationship). Our relationship had deteriorated to such an extent that we had not had sex for ...

A.   7 April 2008: OOOH!! If I were in your shoes, i'd hop on that plane and be with the man you love. You said yourself your family have not supported you through this break up with your husband, and that you can't stand that constant back-stabbing. So ther... (read in full...)

Survey: how old were you when you performed your first fellatio, did you choose a special person and did you like it from the very beginning?

Q.   I have question for you women and girl on this site: How old were you when you gave your first blowjob? The reason I ask is that I went to high school in a small town in the 1970s, before oral sex was known. So I am curious as to when to when girls ...

A.   7 April 2008: The one by choice, as it happens, was my PE teacher. The age difference was 10 years at that time....and anyway, why would you assume that I would have "emotional or psychological scars" if I fooled around when I was younger? As for the other, that... (read in full...)

She asked me to the prom but hasn't spoken to me since?

Q.   A girl asked me to prom last week who does not go to my school. I haven't seen or talked to her in three months. I keep trying to get a hold of her to make plans, but she doesn't answer her phone or my text messages. I've talked to her friends ...

A.   7 April 2008: Get her friends to make her call you, tell them that if she doesn't contact you soon, you wont go...call her bluff and see how it goes. If she really wants you to take her she'll call you. Good luck.... (read in full...)

I need ideas for special wedding gift? Help me out here please?

Q.   My older brother is getting married in a month. I never thought that he'd find someone he would want to spend his life with as he is quite reserved. His fiancee is so nice. I want to give them a really special gift, but i have no idea what! I was ...

A.   7 April 2008: I think a picture of them would be a great gift, but you say you may not be able to paint one of them. Now, I have an idea, try and get a nice photo of them, one you know they will definitely like, take it along to a photographer and get them to e... (read in full...)

Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?

Q.   Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....

A.   6 April 2008: This apparently happened at Harvard University in October of last year. In a biology class, the Prof. was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying t... (read in full...)

I am not a virgin so why is my partner unable to penetrate me.

Q.   I am in a really loving relationship but my partner is unable to penetrate me. I am not a virgin and we are both ready each time we try and I don't know what is wrong. What should I try?...

A.   6 April 2008: For some women, their vagina can be quite dry, making penetration rather painful. So during foreplay, if you do not get naturally 'lubricated', then try using KY jelly, or there are other forms of lubrications available from chemists' ie, their ... (read in full...)

Do you guys know any ways or tips on how to make myslef "cum"

Q.   I know I young and your all gonna tell me I'm too young to be asking this question but I don't think I'm too young and would love it if someone would answer this question for me and give me some tips. I'm 15 almost 16 just to ket you know . I ca...

A.   6 April 2008: Hiya Vegas...how did I know it was you? : ) The following is what I advised another young lady not so long ago, so you too can try these methods. At first, be sure to take it slow and be relaxed. Now ~ you can always start by doing the basic cl... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   5 April 2008: What happened there? E: LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST - When you only see each other naked. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake. F: LOVE - When you argue over how many children to hav... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   5 April 2008: Uncle Phil...Moi? Drink wine? How very dare you!! Check this out: 'Love Lust and Marriage' A: LOVE- You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts. LUST- You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline. MARRIAGE- You only leave... (read in full...)

I need to change myself or I will destroy this relationship for good!

Q.   Hi I know this question has been asked many times, but I still have to ask ... I dont know what to do with myself. I am pretty jealous and I really don't want to be, cause I have the feeling I will destroy the whole relationship if I dont sto...

A.   4 April 2008: If you don't want to lose him, then get rid of that jealousy, to me it's as simple as that. Now, think about it... you will kick yourself so hard if he suddenly turned round and said, "Sod this for a laugh, I don't need her going into one every ti... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   4 April 2008: I promise i'm not posting for the fun of it...I just spotted another silly-arse mistake, this time I meant to put 'Uncle' not 'Doc' Jeeez!! Give me strength...'I'm an Agony Aunt...Get me out of here!!!!!' : ^O I think i'm going to crawl r... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   4 April 2008: I meant buy not but...Silly arse I am. : )... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   4 April 2008: I may just go out and but a copy, Doc...and yeah, go for it, let's all have a peek. I have a few more blinders ready to plaster here. Watch this space. {: ^) ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   4 April 2008: No i haven't, Uncle Phill, is it good?... (read in full...)

I want to make out with my boyfriend but I'm scared!!

Q.   I want to make out with my boyfriend but i'am really scared to bc i have never done it before and the pressure is really starting to get to me bc all my friends have done but not me and i'am really scared!! what do i do????...

A.   4 April 2008: Well, Smiffy, I think that maybe the first few answers were more than likely posted by teenagers themselves. Us as agony aunts are here to advise and hope the question asker takes heed, but to encourage someone who is below the legal age limit, t... (read in full...)

My insecurity drove him away can anyone help me cope?

Q.   hey there.im feeling so so low at the moment. i have been going out with the most amazing amazing guy in the world for nearly a year. we had some amazing times.however i was a very very jealous and insecure girlfriend and drove him away. he came to ...

A.   4 April 2008: I don't want to get your hopes up, but you said ~ and I quote; ''he says hes either made the best or worst decision of his life but hes not sure which one yet''. Why don't you give him a call and tell him you're very sorry for feeling insecure... (read in full...)

Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?

Q.   Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....

A.   4 April 2008: ...and I thought Hot Tub was some sexy, chubby fit guy.... (read in full...)

Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?

Q.   Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....

A.   4 April 2008: Birdie...I always thought Cunni-lingus was an Irish Air Line company. : ^)... (read in full...)

How can I tell if my 2yr old niece was molested?

Q.   I really need help... My 2 year old niece plays with her vaginal area.. She will also take small things and put them inside of her vagina. When I catch her I yell at her and tell her that it is not a good thing to do that. Why is she doing this? Is ...

A.   4 April 2008: I think yelling at her is not such a good idea. I assume she's out of nappies (diapers). If you're that concerned ask her mother. Let her decide. It's quite common for toddlers around that age to play with themselves. My nieces and my daughter... (read in full...)

I want to make out with my boyfriend but I'm scared!!

Q.   I want to make out with my boyfriend but i'am really scared to bc i have never done it before and the pressure is really starting to get to me bc all my friends have done but not me and i'am really scared!! what do i do????...

A.   3 April 2008: You'd be less scared if you weren't so young. You're also scared because you are obviously not ready for it. Your quote; ''the pressure is really starting to get to me bc all my friends have done but not me and i'am really scared!!...w... (read in full...)

I gotta boyfriend but I love to flirt! is that bad???

Q.   I gotta boyfriend but I love to flirt! is that bad???...

A.   3 April 2008: Vegas Girl, you is bad!!! No...it's not all that bad ~ we all love to flirt {well i do, anyway} as long you don't take that flirting too far, and don't do it to lead guys on. Otherwise you'll be called a p***k teaser, then it could get nasty. Me... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   3 April 2008: This is for all the women who can handle it ~ and for all the men who will enjoy reading it. 1. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 2. CATS Wo... (read in full...)

Help! Husband thinks his Persil-nal washing and cleaning gifts can brooming well clean up as romantic presents!

Q.   This thing is really bothering me and I don't know how to deal with it. Dan (my darlin' hubby) often has a habit of buying me cleaning products on occasions such as Birthdays or Christmas' and it really doesn't make me feel very special consider...

A.   2 April 2008: From now on, I think you should make a clean sweep ~ and do the same to him! On his birthday or your annivasary or whenever, buy him stuff to clean his car or shoe polish, if you have a dog, buy him a pooper scooper and a roll of sandwich bags. ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   2 April 2008: A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee. The following day he received this report: ... (read in full...)

My boyfriend says I don't ask him enough questions, what am I supposed to ask him?

Q.   I need LOTS of answers !!! PLEASE !!! My boyfriend says I don't ask him enough questions... He's usually doing all the talking, I'm just sitting there listening mostly because I love hearing his voice, (but I would never tell him that)and I don't ...

A.   2 April 2008: Just out of curiosity, Vegas Girl, your an 'agony aunt', i've seen your questions and answers on here, how comes you can't think of anything to say? I'm surprised, because some of your posts are quite good. BigSis xXx... (read in full...)

I feel my BF should be with a "normal" girl...

Q.   hi, i feel really abnormal i have really small boobs and I'm 16 my boyfriend says he likes them but when i see other girls on tv and things i always feel like he should be with a normal girl, am i abnormal help me i hate looking at myself i have ...

A.   1 April 2008: Please look around you, as Kitycatlot says, girls and older women come in all shapes and sizes. I've said on other threads each and every one of us are unique in our own way. Stop beating yourself up about it, or you'll end up having a complex for ... (read in full...)

Is my "internet guy" just after sex? Help!

Q.   hiya i need help ppl... i met this boy through the internet and he seems reali nice and i know this might sound crazy but i think i might have feelings for him... but the only problem is that my mates are telling me that he is only after sex..but i...

A.   1 April 2008: Yes, do let us know, it will be interesting to see what the results are. Thanks for the update and good Luck. xXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   1 April 2008: Aunty depressant... hee hee hee, very good, Mandy, very good indeed, and glad to be of help. More jokes and quotes to come...just watch this space : -) Your ever~curing Aunty~biotic, BigSis xXx... (read in full...)

SITE NEWS: Over half a million visitors in March!

Q.   I'm pleased to say that according to Google Analytics, March 08 was the busiest month ever for Dear Cupid! We had 519,747 unique visitors (i.e. people!) visit the site from 1st March 08 to 31st March 08 inclusive. Over HALF A MILLION people.... ...

A.   1 April 2008: I've only been on this site a couple of weeks and i'm loving every second I spend here, watching, listening and giving advice. No doubt we've all had a hand in helping thousands of desperate people out there ~ and it's all been down to you, Andr... (read in full...)

Survey: how old were you when you performed your first fellatio, did you choose a special person and did you like it from the very beginning?

Q.   I have question for you women and girl on this site: How old were you when you gave your first blowjob? The reason I ask is that I went to high school in a small town in the 1970s, before oral sex was known. So I am curious as to when to when girls ...

A.   1 April 2008: Ok, Anon, you were close, very close. Yes I was young, very young, and two of the members you mentioned were involved. First one was not through choice, and the second was totally my choice, only I was older then. Can't say as I enjoyed it, and ... (read in full...)

Love Over The Internet: Possible Or Not?

Q.   Here I have two problems. I'm in love with a guy. Trouble is, we've never met. We met over the internet. We can talk about anything and everything and see each other on webcam a lot. We aren't going to meet until I'm legally an adult, which is a ...

A.   1 April 2008: It's wrong while you're 14 and he's 20. If you were 16 (legal age of consent) and he were 22 then it wouldn't be so wrong. Yes it's possible to fall in love over the internet, some very honestly and successfully. One example ~ my nephew, he met h... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   1 April 2008: A woman once said: A man is like a deck of playing cards... A Heart to love him... A Diamond to marry him... A Club to smash his fecking head in....and... A Spade to bury the bastard. (: )... (read in full...)

Is red pubic hair a turn on?

Q.   Since I'm a natural redhead my hair down there is also red. I was wondering if having red pubic hair turns on guys. I've heard it does, although I'm not sure why. My partners before my current boyfriend wanted me to shave (which I've never done, ...

A.   1 April 2008: Well I think I got a bit finger happy there ~ my apologies for my post going through twice..and btw?...no pun intended. : ) ps...Message to Laray: I'm sure your red hair is lovely, and don't let anybody tell you to change what nature intended... (read in full...)

Is red pubic hair a turn on?

Q.   Since I'm a natural redhead my hair down there is also red. I was wondering if having red pubic hair turns on guys. I've heard it does, although I'm not sure why. My partners before my current boyfriend wanted me to shave (which I've never done, ...

A.   1 April 2008: I most definitely am not a whimpy brunette LazyGuy.... (read in full...)

Is red pubic hair a turn on?

Q.   Since I'm a natural redhead my hair down there is also red. I was wondering if having red pubic hair turns on guys. I've heard it does, although I'm not sure why. My partners before my current boyfriend wanted me to shave (which I've never done, ...

A.   1 April 2008: I'm most definitely not a whimpy brunette LazyGuy.... (read in full...)

Survey: how old were you when you performed your first fellatio, did you choose a special person and did you like it from the very beginning?

Q.   I have question for you women and girl on this site: How old were you when you gave your first blowjob? The reason I ask is that I went to high school in a small town in the 1970s, before oral sex was known. So I am curious as to when to when girls ...

A.   30 March 2008: Ahhhhh....that's for me to know and for you to wrack your brain about what i'm hiding. : p... (read in full...)

Survey: how old were you when you performed your first fellatio, did you choose a special person and did you like it from the very beginning?

Q.   I have question for you women and girl on this site: How old were you when you gave your first blowjob? The reason I ask is that I went to high school in a small town in the 1970s, before oral sex was known. So I am curious as to when to when girls ...

A.   30 March 2008: I'm not telling. : )... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   29 March 2008: You told me to keep them coming...well here's more... 1. Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night; I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'. 2. A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her b... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   28 March 2008: To help you forget your every day problems and read how others put their thoughts into words, these are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage hasfungus growing in it. 2. ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   26 March 2008: Once again, in relation to some of the problems we are receiving here, let's cheer their situations up by suggesting complimentary or insulting messages they can send via a greetings card.....meant in the nicest possible way of course : o ) A few... (read in full...)

Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?

Q.   Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....

A.   22 March 2008: Who mentioned Tom Jones? I knew I should have listened to my parents, "Momma told me not to cum"... (read in full...)

Is my "internet guy" just after sex? Help!

Q.   hiya i need help ppl... i met this boy through the internet and he seems reali nice and i know this might sound crazy but i think i might have feelings for him... but the only problem is that my mates are telling me that he is only after sex..but i...

A.   21 March 2008: You say he's a boy, how old is he? Can you be sure he is the age he says he is, have you spoken on the phone? Or even seen on him webcam? There are hundreds of weirdos out there, he may not be one of them, but you hear all these stories on the news... (read in full...)

Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?

Q.   Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....

A.   15 March 2008: If that was the case my darling, I would have millions of babies running around me as we speak....not to mention overpopulating the universe!! Swallowing cum is the best oral contraceptive known to man. Or should I say woman. :P... (read in full...)

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