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writes:*The 11th Husband*A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to"Please be gentle ~ I'm still a virgin". 'What?!' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?' "Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. Husband # 6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!". 'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?' "Your're with the 'GOVERNMENT.... This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED!!"
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reader, BigSis +, writes (13 October 2008):
BigSis is verified as being by the original poster of the question Thanks! Glad you liked it, I felt the same when I first saw it...believe it or not it was sent to me from a male school teacher friend of mine. Notice there's no teachers listed there?
LoL!!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (13 October 2008): oh thts hilarious my tummy hurts oh my goodness thats funny were did u get that from .... that is simply brilliant
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reader, anonymous, writes (8 October 2008): Gold!
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reader, SirenaBlusera  +, writes (4 October 2008):
 Thankfully, she was never married to someone from the public school system, or she would never get laid.
Thanks for sharing :)
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