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Hi there, just to warn you guys, I've got an insane sense of humour, (so I have been told many times)...and there 'will' be times when you're going to think to yourselves..."Is this woman for real?" Well I am, and you will find out soon enough.

Like many a big sis, I'm here to listen and offer advice as best I can. Being a real life big sis - and favourite aunt, it has given me some experience in trying to help out where it's needed. My personal past experiences and mistakes have taught me well, and I've learnt a lot from them.

I've been (as the saying goes) there, done it and got the t-shirt. Therefore, in my 40 odd years, you could say I've had a pretty colourful, eventful and somewhat hectic life, to say the least!

I've survived many a downfall but managed to stay strong and keep on going. Then again - In saying all that, I'm still looking for some answers myself, so don't be surprised if you see me asking for that odd bit of advice now and again, after all I'm only human too.

: ^ )

Some special pointers to remember:

1} Follow your heart's desire, and if you want something bad enough ~ chances are you'll have it, if you don’t get it, it could be because you didn’t try hard enough.

2} There's a tremendous feeling in making others happy, despite our own situations.

3} If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

4} Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift... That's why it's called the present.

5} You only have one life, and you must live each day as if it were your last...

So please take care of yourselves.

BigSis. xXx

B = Beauty

I = Is

G = Genetic

S = Sense

I = Is

S =Sanity

: )

xXx = Xtra Kisses for all the ladies here.

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BigSis and Bitchology

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14 October 2008: {Please read to the end} When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch, and when I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way...they call me a bitch. ...

As a mum myself...I beg you all - please think before you drink and drive!

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13 October 2008: I went to a party.. And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead. + I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. + I m...

How many times do you have to get married to realise 'this is the one' ?!

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1 October 2008: *The 11th Husband* A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to"Please be gentle ~ I'm still a virgin". 'What?!' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be ...

Warning! Alcohol and it's FX!!

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21 August 2008: Sometimes, when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards, and all of their hopes and dreams. Now, if I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and thei...

The Understanding Male Species...or not?

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1 July 2008: After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

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24 March 2008: Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

Keep your sex-life alive

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12 March 2008: A quick tip for the ladies reading this: I was told once, many years ago that the secret of success in keeping your sex life alive with your partner, whether it be your boyfriend, fiance or husband, is to act like a ----- in the bedroom and a wife ...

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A.   9 July 2008: Well said Gecko... Some good advice there Anon. Give her some time to collect her thoughts too. They say ''Absence makes the heart grow fonder'' ...it's true, it does. So let her have her space. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you. Please le... (read in full...)

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A.   8 July 2008: Why Gecko, thank you for that. Are you one of those fish? : ) {just kidding} Oh and I'm a great cook by the way! BigSis xXx... (read in full...)

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How do you spot a guy who is a 'player'?

Q.   I need help / advice / tips on how to spot a player or a guy who could be taking you for a ride or what I can do to evaluate. I have met a guy who is nice enough to me and says all the nice things and has said he likes me. To be honest I havent k...

A.   7 July 2008: ''How do you spot a guy who is a 'player'?'' Okay here goes... 1} If has multiple Yahoo and Hotmail e-mail and IM addresses. He is a 'playa' on the net. 2} He gets details wrong about things you have told him repeatedly. This is a sure sign ... (read in full...)

The Understanding Male Species...or not?

Q.   After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...

A.   6 July 2008: LMFAO!! @ Q1605...sorry to hear that about your danglers, but you have made me smile this morning. xXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   4 July 2008: Well..... Guts or Balls... There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUT... (read in full...)

The Understanding Male Species...or not?

Q.   After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...

A.   4 July 2008: No, Sis, MY hat's off to you! Thank you for that. Now, where did ToF go? BS xXx... (read in full...)

The Understanding Male Species...or not?

Q.   After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...

A.   3 July 2008: Yes ToF, the curly things are question marks .... but I posted this as an 'ARTICLE', not as a question. I wasn't asking for advice, or where I was going wrong in my past. I was answering my own questions there, just to show you all that I know where ... (read in full...)

How much should I spend on my girlfriend's birthday present?

Q.   Hi, I need advice about how much money I should be spending on my girlfriend's birthday present considering we've only been going out a few months. For her birthday she suggested that I could take her on a weekend break to Center Parcs, a...

A.   2 July 2008: Hiya Keith, Emily's right you know, be different to her ex. I'm wondering why your girlfriend suggested that idea, is she trying to keep her memory of him ~ asking you to do the same as what he used to do with her? I can see that she's well and... (read in full...)

How do you get rid of a sunburn really quickly?

Q.   Sorry, this isn't a relationship question BUT basically I got really sun burn at Glastonbury Festival and its SO SORE and RED and painful!!! im slapping on the after sun like there's no tomorrow but the problem is im supposed to be getting a t...

A.   1 July 2008: Connor is spot on here, with the live natural yoghurt, it's not only soothing and cooling but it also has natural healing qualities, though it wont heal you by Thursday. He's also right about the tattoo, your skin is raw and will be for a few days... (read in full...)

The Understanding Male Species...or not?

Q.   After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...

A.   1 July 2008: I don't know what nutshell you got that impression from Tof, but my reply to you is ~ No, I do not want men to be women. Far from it. I would like men to be understanding, that's all I'm asking, and that's not asking for too much is it? Why woul... (read in full...)

The Understanding Male Species...or not?

Q.   After reading several of the replies submitted by Agony Uncles here on Dear Cupid, I have come to realise, or should I say, believe, that the majority of them are really very sympathetic, kind, loving, caring ~ but most of all understanding. But ...

A.   1 July 2008: Okay okay, yes, you were one of them Uncles, I admit it, and thanks, I'm flattered. I just hope you're appreciated. BS x... (read in full...)

Is 15 too young to fall in love?

Q.   is 15 too young to fall in love? and to find the one you wanna spend the rest of your life with?..i know it would take lots of work and stuff but if you love the person you'll go through it all....

A.   1 July 2008: My daughter fell in love with her now husband when she was about 14....we'd known the family since she was 8. I had to accept him as her boyfriend otherwise she would never have forgiven me, plus she would have carried on seeing him behind m... (read in full...)

I just want my husband to show some affection, he thinks by cleaning the house it shows he cares...

Q.   i have been with my husband for 12 yrs. he never show`s me he cares, he says he can`t show his feeling`s. i have tried to except it but i can`t. i don`t feel loved, wanted, i just feel i have no one. he is never there for me. i have to cope with thin...

A.   30 June 2008: Dear Needloving, I've copied parts of my reply to another nice woman who is having to put up with her husbands 'selfish' behaviour. Quote; "Emotional abuse, in my opinion, can do as much damage as physical abuse, I know, I've been there with ... (read in full...)

Anyone else turned off by the way some guys kiss?

Q.   Is there a reason why some men when they kiss a woman every seems ok but when the lips touch there comes the hard tongue and they think is sexy and that makes them great kissers. I find it a turn off and is not seductive..I actually said to this ...

A.   30 June 2008: BLESHOO!! Troubledtoomuch...were you left uncovered Friday night and caught a chill? Sofia, a slight detour to school via Margate sounds a little too desperate, no? But then again, Margate's only an hour an a half by train, and it's really rath... (read in full...)

He misses the excitement, and wants that 'lifestyle' back. I don't know what to do.

Q.   Dear Cupid, Where do I start? We have been together for almost 20 years, married for 6 years. We have been together 24/7 for most of those 20 years. We worked together, lived together. When we got together, we did not live together or work togethe...

A.   30 June 2008: Emotional abuse, in my opinion, can do as much damage as physical abuse, I know, I've been there with two fairly long relationships. What Daniel said to you was spot on, and you sound like such a nice lady, but whether nice or not, nobody dese... (read in full...)

Ladies, how do you want us to kiss you?

Q.   I have seen many many articles bashing guys on how to kiss. Well ladies exactly how do you like to be kissed? exactly what is it that makes your toes curl and your hair stand on end? i would like to know so that i can be the best i can....

A.   29 June 2008: I've copied part of what I put on an earlier thread... "I like a man to start off by soft and seductive kisses round my lips, with the slight gentle nibbling of them, top and bottom, then when our lips do finally suction together, I like him to u... (read in full...)

Embarrassing pubic hair. Is this normal for guys?

Q.   I'm 19 and I have a bit of an embarrassing problem. Well actually, I don't even know if it's really a problem, or something a lot of people go through, because it isn't something people discuss. Whatever it is, it's starting to cause me ...

A.   29 June 2008: My darlin', It's natural, and in my opinion it's lovely, I love hairy men, don't worry about it, your safe. If you're that concerned and conscious of it, then have it waxed, but I worn you, it'll hurt like nothing on earth, 'speshly there. Big... (read in full...)

Anyone else turned off by the way some guys kiss?

Q.   Is there a reason why some men when they kiss a woman every seems ok but when the lips touch there comes the hard tongue and they think is sexy and that makes them great kissers. I find it a turn off and is not seductive..I actually said to this ...

A.   29 June 2008: London eh? Sofia. Cool ... I'm in Margate...used to live in London tho'. So not too far then. ; ^ )... (read in full...)

What should I do - she doesn't like roller coasters, should we break up?

Q.   I've been going out with my GF for a year a a few months, i think she's great and we have alot in common.I found out recently that she doesn't like roller coasters (although she has only been on one). The problem is i absolutely love roller c...

A.   29 June 2008: Nothing like nice continuous up, down, up, down, round and around, and, with the odd bump here and the odd bump there, here a bump, there a bump, everywhere a bump~bump. eh, Troubled? you ol' big dipper you. : )... (read in full...)

What should I do - she doesn't like roller coasters, should we break up?

Q.   I've been going out with my GF for a year a a few months, i think she's great and we have alot in common.I found out recently that she doesn't like roller coasters (although she has only been on one). The problem is i absolutely love roller c...

A.   29 June 2008: Please don't think I'm being flippant ~ but may I ask how old you are? That's like a guy who loves spiders and breaks up with his girlfriend purely because she's afraid of them. I wonder how you would go about breaking the news to her. You sa... (read in full...)

This thread is Rated "Arrhhh"

Q.   As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...

A.   28 June 2008: No hard feelings, Dr Vendetta, please carry on the good work. BigSis xXx... (read in full...)

This thread is Rated "Arrhhh"

Q.   As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...

A.   28 June 2008: "Play nice, or I'll find somebody bigger to make the whole lot of you cry." You called??... (read in full...)

This thread is Rated "Arrhhh"

Q.   As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...

A.   28 June 2008: "I also once had a psychology teacher tell the class that if they didn't know how to spell "p s y c h o l o g y" , they had no business being there." Good point, Oldersis. The other 'oldersis' xXx... (read in full...)

I want to go clubbing, but I'm not quite 18, help, please.

Q.   I want to go clubbing, I'm 18 in one month, but all my friends are 18, In a month they wont be here, we are all goin away, so i do not want to miss out. Have you guys got any ideas how i can get in?...

A.   28 June 2008: Lestat...."Get off yer horse and drink yer milk" xXx... (read in full...)

Anyone else turned off by the way some guys kiss?

Q.   Is there a reason why some men when they kiss a woman every seems ok but when the lips touch there comes the hard tongue and they think is sexy and that makes them great kissers. I find it a turn off and is not seductive..I actually said to this ...

A.   28 June 2008: Lets go for it, Sofia! We can practice. Now where was it you lived again? ; ^ ) ... (read in full...)

Unusual sperm fetish? I even swallow sperm from used condoms..

Q.   Hi, I have an unusual fetish. My thing is that I really enjoy having a guy ejaculate in my mouth. My friends think I am mad but I love the taste of sperm and have always allowed a partner to do this for me. I have not had a boyfriend for ...

A.   28 June 2008: ...and I thought Count Dracula had a strange fetish, Countess Lisa von Semensvollower. { : ^ [ )... (read in full...)

Unusual sperm fetish? I even swallow sperm from used condoms..

Q.   Hi, I have an unusual fetish. My thing is that I really enjoy having a guy ejaculate in my mouth. My friends think I am mad but I love the taste of sperm and have always allowed a partner to do this for me. I have not had a boyfriend for ...

A.   28 June 2008: Trolls like the taste of sperm? That's why they're slippery little suckers. "._." ... (read in full...)

This thread is Rated "Arrhhh"

Q.   As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...

A.   28 June 2008: Young Master 15 year old Phsyciatrist-to-be, read Dr V's posts thru'out this forum, he often makes good and valid sense. Like he says in his profile; he is "blunt and to the point - but the advice is still truthful. But nobody likes the truth". ... (read in full...)

Can players ever be trusted?

Q.   Can someone out there please tell me - what is a "Player"? I hear of this reference alot and just wondering what are the character traits of a player, how does he relate to women. What does he REALLY think of women? Can players ever be trusted?...

A.   28 June 2008: Sorry I don't agree with the previous post, saying 'Once a cheater, always a cheater' That's not always the case. It's not fair to tar every guy with the same brush. I've known many guys who have been cheaters, players, Gigolo's, call them wha... (read in full...)

Anyone else turned off by the way some guys kiss?

Q.   Is there a reason why some men when they kiss a woman every seems ok but when the lips touch there comes the hard tongue and they think is sexy and that makes them great kissers. I find it a turn off and is not seductive..I actually said to this ...

A.   28 June 2008:  "Even when her gob can't actually say anything out loud for once (yay!) she is still constantly "telling" you what she likes." Whatchoo tryin' to say there, Waz? == Though what he said at first is right you know...as always. BigSis xXx... (read in full...)

Anyone else turned off by the way some guys kiss?

Q.   Is there a reason why some men when they kiss a woman every seems ok but when the lips touch there comes the hard tongue and they think is sexy and that makes them great kissers. I find it a turn off and is not seductive..I actually said to this ...

A.   28 June 2008: Awww...Sophia, don't be like that, I'll kiss you. : ^ p... (read in full...)

Anyone else turned off by the way some guys kiss?

Q.   Is there a reason why some men when they kiss a woman every seems ok but when the lips touch there comes the hard tongue and they think is sexy and that makes them great kissers. I find it a turn off and is not seductive..I actually said to this ...

A.   27 June 2008: Oh yes, I've been there a few times. I don't like guys kissing me with the full blown impact of a tongue trying to excavate down my throat trying to spar with my tonsils. I like a man to start off by soft and seductive kisses round my lips, wi... (read in full...)

I want to go clubbing, but I'm not quite 18, help, please.

Q.   I want to go clubbing, I'm 18 in one month, but all my friends are 18, In a month they wont be here, we are all goin away, so i do not want to miss out. Have you guys got any ideas how i can get in?...

A.   27 June 2008: Pfft!! Smart arse! : )... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   26 June 2008: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, 'I'l... (read in full...)

I want to go clubbing, but I'm not quite 18, help, please.

Q.   I want to go clubbing, I'm 18 in one month, but all my friends are 18, In a month they wont be here, we are all goin away, so i do not want to miss out. Have you guys got any ideas how i can get in?...

A.   25 June 2008: Well that throws the suggestion of the "18 Today!" badges out of the window, as well as the demanding of a "Birthday Kiss" at the doors. That will probably get you a knuckle sandwich rather than birthday prsents! LOL! A simple mistake to make birt... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   26 May 2008: Have a read of these, they're brilliant...and so appropriate for this site. Eight Words with two Meanings: 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-r... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   23 May 2008: Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   21 May 2008: Blimey Vegas...took me all morning to read that. Very funny tho. Keep it up. {As the actress said to the Bishop!} One more from me before I get on to my private messages, after I've done all my housework...Blurrrhhh!! **A farmer in Devon ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   20 May 2008: Thanks WaterLoo....Ditto! Hey Vegas, nice to 'see' you again! That's what I like to 'hear' .... that I'm putting smiles on people's faces. : ) ___________________________________________________ If you love something, set it free. If it comes... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   19 May 2008: Yo WaterLoo...glad they're makin' you smile hon. This next one's a laugh.. They say Doctors Never Laugh.... The Doctor said 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then', Bob ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   19 May 2008: *BEFORE MARRIAGE* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ : ) John ~ Ahh...At last. I can hardly wait! Jane ~ Do you want me to leave? John ~ NO! Don't even think about it. Jane ~ Do you love me? John ~ Of course! Always have and always will! Jane ~ Have you ever ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   15 May 2008: The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in. Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you are even remotely familiar with holy scr... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   11 May 2008: Sweety Pie, very good, that made me laugh, thanks...but now you've gone and given the guys ideas on how to be a bit more careful when answering their wives. Us girls have a very cunning way of catching our fellas out.... even if we don't mean to, ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   10 May 2008: Thanks Mandy xXx I phoned the Samaritans this morning because I needed some advice on something, and this was the automated service I had to listen to.... "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are an obsessive compulsive... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   10 May 2008: YAY!! Mandy... you posted the 100th answer, I hereby award you with the Crackerjack pencil and a couple of cabbages or were ther cauli's...oh and 'Crackerjacks' web site. www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/kids/crackerjack.htm ~~~~~~~~~... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   9 May 2008: OMG!!! Tisha!! I googled 'frenulum breve' and I got an eyeful of willies!!! I've never heard of that before. I thought 'cos I mentioned salami in a Deli' I assumed 'frenulum breve' was a type of soft cheese or a ham of somekind. xXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   9 May 2008: Phil, I'd like to see you wipe your's on my horizontal metal blinds, heeheehee!!!..the image would be just like you're slicing a salami in a deli. : ) ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   9 May 2008: Ok then, q1605...why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? To help them remember which end to wipe. SO HA!! * Why do little boys whine? They are practicing to be men. * What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   9 May 2008: Nacho's? Cutie? Tasty more like! I'd have him with melted chese any time of the day or night! Wouldn't mind dippin' that in me sauce pot!!! I've always known what 'offside' meant, so there, NER! Waz...Your version of the 'offside' rule was so ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   9 May 2008: Ha!! I got that in my emails too, Sophia. FROM THE USA, AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from and Eagle to a Condom ~ because it more accurately reflects the government's politic... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   8 May 2008: Oh dear Mandy, that's where I must be going wrong, I really must think before opening my gob in future!! Those were crazy! Thanks for them. xXxXxXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you? : ^ o ***************************************** One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   7 May 2008: Eyes? You're not that old are you? : ^ o ***************************************** One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her u... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   7 May 2008: LOL, Mandy....I'm lovin'it! Now don't you worry, the uncles here on DC wouldn't dare send hate mail. We out~number you big time, don't we boys? If any of you have a problem with that, then you've a choice of agony aunts who'll gladly help.... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   7 May 2008: Vegas, we are all of special, and yes I did, they were great. : ) *MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY* My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods and be prepared. We'... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   6 May 2008: Very good Vegas. You have now officially earned your rossette of ~ 'Nutter of the week' .... Join the club! : ) xXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   6 May 2008: Oh Vegas, So glad we made you cry... ....with laughter. Here's The world's shortest fairytale, it may help you sleep tonight; Once upon a time a guy asked his girlfriend to marry him............She said NO......and she lived happy eve... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   3 May 2008: Tips for the ladies in year 2008 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt ~ a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   1 May 2008:  Some of Cupid's Aunts admitted they were at a loss trying to answer the following; ~~~~~ Dear Cupid, a couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. Th... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   27 April 2008: A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   24 April 2008: TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3... Some people are alive only because it'... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   19 April 2008: Dear All, My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year. I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   16 April 2008: LMAO!!! Nice one Mandy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Choosing a Wife" A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the mone... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   14 April 2008: Thanks Eyes, I most definitely am better off! Birdie, talking of widows, check this out...a bit long, but worth it-- {: ^ ) "Dead husband sends an email?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A London couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   14 April 2008: I wanted to share this personal message from me ~ (Big Sis), with all you ladies out there ~ who still resent their ex's. "In Not So Loving Memory Of My Not So Dearest Ex~Husband" It wasn't easy being a 'dick', was it? You had a 'head' you cou... (read in full...)

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Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   13 April 2008: Men and women just can't get along... Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   11 April 2008: Ha!! Nice one Fall out.. Do you know something? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex.......it was the worst 15 minutes of my life! Now, in saying that, I have, however, decided i'm not going to drink anymore, but then again, i'm not drinking... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   10 April 2008: One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... 'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.' While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. Th... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   9 April 2008: Brilliant, Uncle Phill...and so true. Thanks for those. Savour on this ~ if you will.... Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. T... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   5 April 2008: What happened there? E: LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST - When you only see each other naked. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake. F: LOVE - When you argue over how many children to hav... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   5 April 2008: Uncle Phil...Moi? Drink wine? How very dare you!! Check this out: 'Love Lust and Marriage' A: LOVE- You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts. LUST- You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline. MARRIAGE- You only leave... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   4 April 2008: I promise i'm not posting for the fun of it...I just spotted another silly-arse mistake, this time I meant to put 'Uncle' not 'Doc' Jeeez!! Give me strength...'I'm an Agony Aunt...Get me out of here!!!!!' : ^O I think i'm going to crawl r... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   4 April 2008: I meant buy not but...Silly arse I am. : )... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   4 April 2008: I may just go out and but a copy, Doc...and yeah, go for it, let's all have a peek. I have a few more blinders ready to plaster here. Watch this space. {: ^) ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   4 April 2008: No i haven't, Uncle Phill, is it good?... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   3 April 2008: This is for all the women who can handle it ~ and for all the men who will enjoy reading it. 1. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 2. CATS Wo... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   2 April 2008: A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee. The following day he received this report: ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   1 April 2008: Aunty depressant... hee hee hee, very good, Mandy, very good indeed, and glad to be of help. More jokes and quotes to come...just watch this space : -) Your ever~curing Aunty~biotic, BigSis xXx... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   1 April 2008: A woman once said: A man is like a deck of playing cards... A Heart to love him... A Diamond to marry him... A Club to smash his fecking head in....and... A Spade to bury the bastard. (: )... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   29 March 2008: You told me to keep them coming...well here's more... 1. Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night; I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'. 2. A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her b... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   28 March 2008: To help you forget your every day problems and read how others put their thoughts into words, these are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage hasfungus growing in it. 2. ... (read in full...)

Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....

Q.   Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...

A.   26 March 2008: Once again, in relation to some of the problems we are receiving here, let's cheer their situations up by suggesting complimentary or insulting messages they can send via a greetings card.....meant in the nicest possible way of course : o ) A few... (read in full...)

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