Like what
he writes?
... Add Dr Vendetta to your favourite agony aunts
Want to get in touch?
... Send Dr Vendetta a private message | | | Dr Vendetta's profile:Just a humble vaudevillian veteran merely playing my part.
If i can help, i will.
if you're deserving of help. then i shall help.
You may not like what i have to say. but i speak to truth.
yes i will be harsh if you are being stupid or a moron about the situation you're in.
I do not care for feed back. those of you who rate me as "poor" do this merely because i an blunt and to the point.
but the advice is still truthful.
But nobody likes the truth. |
|
| Latest articles: This thread is Rated "Arrhhh"
This question has 20 answers by readers of DearCupid.ORG.
Newest answer was posted
21 June 2008: As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
This question has 33 answers by readers of DearCupid.ORG.
Newest answer was posted
24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!
This question has 10 answers by readers of DearCupid.ORG.
Newest answer was posted
30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...
Humanity - the other white meat
This question has 6 answers by readers of DearCupid.ORG.
Newest answer was posted
23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...
|
My gay boyfriend and I broke up, he verbally abused and hurt me, I still love him, don't know what to do, please help?
Q. Hey guys, I have a story to tell, im a gay guy and my boyfriend dumped me like 3 weeks ago after a long and ugly fight, at the beginning of our relationship everything was perfect we both seemed to love each other, I visited him all the time mostly ...
A. 12 July 2009: oh jesus.. you're as bad as a beaten women who wont do the dishes. you know me and the boy can always come over and beat 10 shades of shit outta you to. you gonna gimmie some luv'in afterwards? come on. you're just playing into a stereotype... (read in full...)
I'm a 22 year old virgin and I just want someone to love
Q. Im a 22yr old virgin and its seriously getting me down with loanliness, i dont know how long i can take this frustration. I hang out with a large group of friends and i always feel like the 5th wheel that cant roll with the group due to the fact ...
A. 12 July 2009: "22yr old virgin and its seriously getting me down with loanliness" ok "honestly sex doesn't mean anything for me" hrm, Really? cause.. well your introduction title says other wise. and you're Single because you made a bet on a girl?.... (read in full...)
She only sees me as a friend but I really, really like her
Q. Well, I've liked this girl for a few months now and we've become good friends. She's always acted awkwardly around me in person but she's always talkative and social when I text her or we talk on msn. Recently I told her my feelings and she said ...
A. 12 July 2009: Ha, welcome to myworld. though i haven't told her yet. well i'm not gonna sugar coat it for you.in blunt terms. #1 : tough titties and sucks for you. - enjoy her company as a friend. #2 : try doing some romantic shit. you want her? then get... (read in full...)
Boyfriend can't get hard enough to have sex
Q. i need help when im with my boyfriend he cant get hard enough to make love to me weve been together off and on for 5 years now and we havent been able to make propper love making please hel ...
A. 12 July 2009: Greeting my minions. i have returned. and what a way to start it off with some dick talk. ok. first question. answer honestly or you're only lying to yourself.. and if unhappy chappy. In the mornings. does he have morning wood? ( a har... (read in full...)
Do guys take rejection to heart?
Q. do guys take rejection to heart.becasue a guy asked me out and i said no.this was few years ago.and i meet him recently and he still mad at me becasue i said when he asked me.i actually did like the guy but i didn,t know if he saw me as friend or ...
A. 2 March 2009: A rejection is nothing more than the person saying " i'm not good enough for you, you can and will do better as i will only screw your life up"
works like a charm.... (read in full...)
Is it dirty to love giving my b/f a blow job?
Q. Is it dirty to love giving me boyfriend a blow job. Sometimes i just fantasize bout turning him on and giving him one say in a dressing room when we r out shopping. I just love giving him one and how it makes him feel and me. He says i turn him on ...
A. 1 March 2009: yup, dirty dirty dirty. and if you're ever single, look me up.... (read in full...)
LDR immigration question...
Q. Hi. I have been in a LDR for almost 3years. I'm in Canada he is in the U.S. We plan to marry in a couple of years so that I can move there. I'm curious: Can I just move there once we are married? If so, how long after does it take to get pape...
A. 1 March 2009: well getting married is your best option for immigrating. not sure its the best option for your relationship.
2 choices. 1. hire an immigration lawyer which you're probably looking at about $3,000+ dollars for their services. that basicly know all... (read in full...)
Is it possible to have an operation to restore your virginity???
Q. I am married and divorced but my family has arranged for second marriage. He wants my virginity back, he said it is possible you can go operate, it is possible?...
A. 19 February 2009: women will usually have a "vagina" tuck if they've had a baby or want things a little tighter down there... virginity... no, virginity is a once in a life time thing when it comes to that stuff. your soon to be husband is deluded. howe... (read in full...)
Will my penis get bigger as my body/facial hair growth increases?
Q. Hey, I don't know if you have read my last question but I'm 18. I am a late bloomer, I have pubic, underarm, and leg hair but not really any body or facial hair. I shave my little mustache, that's about it. I'm wondering if my penis will grow more ...
A. 9 February 2009: ok. first off. congrats on a 7 incher. secondly. no. no you are not avarage. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Penis_frequency.svg most are around 5"-5.5" when erect. you dick will only grow bigger if you're 7" flacid.. and if thats th... (read in full...)
People in animal costumes doing group sex activities??
Q. Hello everyone! I am going to try to ask this one more time! My last 2 tries were denied! Urg! Ok I was watching TV and it showed people in animal costumes doing group sex activities! It said that it was a common practice and the people that did...
A. 9 February 2009: Firefighter's Wife - You'll find alot of the mods here are like the FCC, annoying, blame and either born without a sense of humore or an anus. moving along.. Satindesire : i have to correct you there. only slightly though. Furry fandom... (read in full...)
I offered to have sex with my gay friend to "turn him straight"! What now?
Q. I'm going to be 16 soon. I've known this gay friend for years now and we're really good friends. I tell him everything and vice versa. A while ago, he was really depressed because the guy he likes for a long time finally decided to tell him the ...
A. 31 January 2009: If he is "gay" you Can Not turn him straight. example : if you have sex with a girl.. does that mean you'll magicly turn in to a raving lesbian?... no The guy is confused and desperately trying to fit in. You need to sit down with him and explai... (read in full...)
Opinions on using birth control AND condoms!
Q. My girlfriend has been on birth control for over two years and takes it exactly on time, every day, religiously. She has been tested several times and is 100% clean of diseases. I am also 100% clean of diseases because she is my first and only s...
A. 30 January 2009: Am I being ridiculous? Short answer - Yes Long answer - **cking Yes. So she made a mistake a realised how stupid she was and now that she is being careful by being on the pill she's being extra careful.. you start on about how high and mighty and ... (read in full...)
How do I make my boyfriend more sexual with me?
Q. I'm 14 and me and my boyfriend are the perfect couple but he not as sexual as I want him to be. How do I loosen him up? And I also want to give him oral. should I?...
A. 30 January 2009: Try Puberty, I hear it does wonders. lol... (read in full...)
Should I take the risk and meet him for drinks at his house?
Q. Hi there! So, since I've been doing not so well with men in person, I decided to join a free dating site. Right away, a guy messaged me and we seem to have quite a bit in common. The problem is, he wants to meet, and although I do want to ...
A. 30 January 2009: In a nut shell : casual Sex. Ask to meet him at a bar and take a friend. If he's cool with it then take it from there if he freaks out and says "but I wanted to get to know you on your own" then he's creepy..... (read in full...)
What happens to the cum???
Q. I really want to know... okay I'm a 14 year old kid and was just curious about this... when a guy has sex with a girl without a condom, and cums inside her.. where does the cum go, does her vagina obsorb it or somethng? What happens to the cum?? ...
A. 25 January 2009: flows out like the tide.
however unlike the tide the reamins race for the prize. next thing your gf is pregnant and you gotta explain to her daddy at why you got his precious little princess pregnant.
the moral of the story is use a rubber oth... (read in full...)
I'm a virgin but don't want to be!
Q. So, im sixteen and a virgin. I really really dont want to be. Im totally ready but im not sure how to make it happpen. Im not one of those girls who makes a big deal but it just hasnt happened. I don't have a boyfriend and when i do, it usually ...
A. 25 January 2009: i feel i need to ask the obverious, Why do you want to lose it. what are you expecting will happen once you do?
guys are usually assholes and won't use condoms even if they're sober.. just look around this board at all the under age kids who are ... (read in full...)
Could this sexual practice be very risky?
Q. Hello dearcupid users, Me and my girlfriend have been sexually active for about 4 years now. Lately we been talking about deepthroat, and, although we would like to try it, i feel like i might put her at risk. I dunno, tearing some tissues, ma...
A. 25 January 2009: well smack my ass and call me sally.
a guy actually asking a proper, well thought out question.
you know what. Well done you. i mean that seriously.
with all the idiots we have to put up with its refreshing to know that some guys arn't pric... (read in full...)
I heard you can cum inside a girl and she won't get pregnant?
Q. I really need your advice here aunts and everyone else. So my g/f is virgin and me too and we will have sex when we both feel ready for it, it won't be very soon though because we both want to take out time. My question is: I know the first time i ...
A. 25 January 2009: If you cum in side her with out : a condom, without her being on the pill SHE WILL get PREGNANT.
There is NO method to calculating her ovulation times because if you do.. you will have to explain to her mother and her dear ol'Daddy about wh... (read in full...)
What do guys think of red heads and freckles?
Q. I have red hair and freckles and sometimes i'm self conscience about them because i feel "different" per say. What are male opinions about red heads?...
A. 24 January 2009: Redheads are HAWT. Example : http://img245.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=20053_Celebutopia-Jennifer_Tilly-Inconceivable_Photocall_during_the_61st_International_Cannes_Film_Festival-03_122_467lo.jpg i rest my case.... (read in full...)
How do I find a virgin?
Q. I don't know how to describe this, exactly, but here goes: it took a long time for me to come to grips with the fact that I, as a man who was raised in such a manner that I could not raise my hand in violence to a woman under any circumstances, was ...
A. 18 January 2009: male United States age 30-35, a_quiet_one writes: "How do I find a virgin?" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHJSADKSFDFSDUHJIFDS AHAHASHSJHSJHSA HAAHAHAHAHAH... no no wait... i'm not done Holding my sides yet. Ha. is it April fools day al... (read in full...)
He caught my eye but he's younger than me. Can it work?
Q. So, i'm almost seventeen, and i sort of like this guy from church. the problem is, he's three years younger. is this completely inappropriate? ...
A. 16 January 2009: "i'm almost seventeen, and i sort of like this guy from church*. the problem is, he's three years younger*."
note Church, 3 years younger.
at the age of 14 i doubt his big boy hair has come in yet. to be perfectly honest what would you have i... (read in full...)
I kissed my lesbian teacher
Q. right so my lezbian teacher asks me to stay after school so i did.she starts talking to me about responsibility and all that and then starts feeling and rubbing my leg.at the time it was makin me feel quite uncomfortable but then she leaned in for ...
A. 11 January 2009: hahaha.. ah.. hot. bte. one kiss does not = being in love. you're having Emotions but this does not mean you're inlove. ie : do you know what the difference between love and lust is? do you know what love isn't? as for your teacher.. wel... (read in full...)
Should I pay off the $1500 she is after?
Q. About a month ago my long term partner of two years told me she "loved me but was not in love with me" and called the whole thing off. This was the day after thanksgiving where we had been planning next years christmas trip and also firming up ...
A. 10 January 2009: are you high?... (read in full...)
Where can I meet some curvy latinas on the internet?
Q. Where can I meet some curvy latinas on the internet? =P...
A. 10 January 2009: I'm hoping those "Latinas" will have enough sense and taste to avoid you like a dose of the clap... don't worry once puberty kicks in you'll find out that that means.... (read in full...)
I'm 21 want to date a 15 y/o afraid of what people will say
Q. I'm a 21 year old male.... and I found a girl whom I have feelings for.... the thing is she's 15 years old... I'm afraid to date her because of what people might think. Shes a great girl but the age difference is the only problem... Anything ...
A. 10 January 2009: you mean she's a great "Child" and you're well on your way to becoming a pedophile.... (read in full...)
My GF loves giving oral sex, but she's horrible at it - how can I tell her?
Q. Hi all, im jo and im 22 years old. i have a very beautiful Gf AND She is 19. We have been dating for 3 months or more. My problem is that my gf is crazy about (Oral sex) i mean we have never spent more than 3 days without doing it for at least 1 t...
A. 6 January 2009: ok i skipped alot of the whiney post.. your gf LOVEs ..."GIVING" oral. this is a good.. no. actually This is a Miracle. now. as for her "sucking" at it. a little direction woulnd't kill you. or her. Help her out tell her what you like and ... (read in full...)
Best reputable websites to meet other gays?
Q. Hi Guys Sorry if this sounds stupid and long but recently I came out as a lesbian after my girlfriend dumped me. I'm okay about the break up what's confusing is that I want to start dating again but I don’t do the whole gay scene. I've been try...
A. 4 January 2009: myspace.com
its free. and Everyone has an account. and yes. yes it will work. my gay friend uses it all the time and much to my annoyence she gets more action than me.... (read in full...)
UK 1st cousin love...
Q. what are the uk laws with being with your 1st cousins...
A. 4 January 2009: i think it was from www.helpmestopthegovernmentandletmemarrymycousin.com
its an artical somewhere if i find it i'll pm it.... (read in full...)
I'm 13, he's 19--does he just want sex?
Q. well theres a boy i knoww that i chat to often he really likes me but theres one problem im 13 and hes 19 my mates say that he just wants one thing but hes not like that hes very sweet and looks out for me im not sure if i wanna be with him thou...
A. 4 January 2009: now if i say he's a pedo someone will jump down my neck and say " you clearly don't understand the definition of a pedophile"
yes. he is only after sex. and yes he should and probably will go to jail one day and meet his new lover, Bald headed J... (read in full...)
UK 1st cousin love...
Q. what are the uk laws with being with your 1st cousins...
A. 3 January 2009: they can... its not tosay they should but be aware the government is drawing up plans to make it illegal.... (read in full...)
I'm 15 and want to have sex with my 14 year old cousin
Q. Hi i am 15, and I have these really deep feelings for my 14 year cousin who i badly wanna have sex with, i did it with her once when i went to her place out of town for a week, and it was great, and it brought us closer, she didn't resist, but we ...
A. 2 January 2009: A male reader, karldlewis .
i think you've mistaken me for sarcasm.
its his cousin...
child are our future... are webbed toed inbred future..... (read in full...)
I'm 15 and want to have sex with my 14 year old cousin
Q. Hi i am 15, and I have these really deep feelings for my 14 year cousin who i badly wanna have sex with, i did it with her once when i went to her place out of town for a week, and it was great, and it brought us closer, she didn't resist, but we ...
A. 1 January 2009: Hi.
I'm Dr.Lovely. Dr.Vendetta's cousin. i'm filling in for him because not every MOD here loves him and think's he's too harsh on people here, so i'm here to take a different approach.
YAY LOVE.
aww how cute. i mean i think its wonderful ... (read in full...)
How can lesbians KNOW they're lesbians? Do they know from an early age?
Q. OK I have a question that I'm really unclear about. NOTE: I dont have anything against gays/lesbians OK so... I know a few people who are lesbians and I really want to know if people who are gay/lesbian, do you know it when you're small? ...
A. 1 January 2009: you don't wake up and say damn i gotta get to work.. and boy do i fancy some man loving right about now.
you're born like it its not a choice, you either are or arn't.
some people repress it due to families pressuring them to have kids or they... (read in full...)
WHAT am I?
Q. I think I'm sick. I like guys, as in I will check out cute, good looking guys and think of how is it like if I have a boyfriend but I get aroused when I see nude girls, or girls making out. Even when I touch my self. And in the past when a guy ...
A. 31 December 2008: you're not sick.
you're not a lesbian but with a little training you very well could be.... (read in full...)
How long do you have to pray to find God?
Q. What's the longest time somebody has prayed to find God? What if someone gave up 3 seconds before God was to answer his prayers? Would he be a fool?...
A. 30 December 2008: "A male reader, anonymous,"
is it asking too much for a Reason? for an explainiation? as apposed to just being removed or sencored for no good reason?
I have no been 'nasty' towards to mods, i have complied with their requests which the few wh... (read in full...)
How long do you have to pray to find God?
Q. What's the longest time somebody has prayed to find God? What if someone gave up 3 seconds before God was to answer his prayers? Would he be a fool?...
A. 29 December 2008: I think the fool wrote this question. I'm not a believer in god. However as blunt as the saying goes.. you made your bed.. lie in it. If you decide its not for you then so be it. Also any what ever mod is not posting my posts and not even te... (read in full...)
LDR--how often do couples communicate?
Q. I'm dating a guy in a long-distance relationship and I'm wondering how often we should communicate. I've known him for 4 months and we've been dating for 2 months now. He's a Ph.D student (getting his Ph.D next spring) and he also teaches. We talk ...
A. 28 December 2008: Can you just explain to me. Have you met him? and if not how do you "Date someone" you've never meet and still haven't.... (read in full...)
LDR--he didn't communicate and I ended it-mistake?
Q. hello everyone, I was/am having a LDR for about 9 months, and we are so in love and seriously its amazing how much we have in common for example the same birthday, sometimes its scary how much we have in common. But at the start of the relations...
A. 28 December 2008: "The trust we have is unreal" As is the Relationship.. Unreal. Long distance does not work. i do not care what anyone says. are you with him 24/7? is he with you 24/7? have you ever met him? Stay well away from internet dating and long dis... (read in full...)
Can swallowing sperm harm one?
Q. I gave my boyfriend a blow job last night and swallowed when he came, this won't effect me in anyway will it?...
A. 27 December 2008: as long as its clean ( std wise ) then its fine.
and only at 2 Calories!!... (read in full...)
How do I make my best friend fall in love with me??
Q. Ok, my best friend finally admitted to being Bi and currently likes both a boy and girl, but i know nothing will happen with either of those. I am his best friend too, and am unfortunately in love with him. We have messed around before but he ne...
A. 25 December 2008: well i guess happy xmas. and an interesting time to ask such a question.
you Can Not make anyone fall in love with you.
no magic fixture. no magic spells. no amount of drugs or praying.
if they like you. then they like you. if not.. then ... (read in full...)
| Dr Vendetta's friends
These are mutual friends, so Dr Vendetta has
added them and they have added Dr Vendetta!
|
