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21 June 2008: As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!
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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...
Humanity - the other white meat
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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...
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Is it my pride or something else that's making me leave her?
Q. i met this girl 4 months before i had to go study over seas. I was everything in her life. Her first proper boyfriend. I ws gone for 15 months. We always talked on the phone and internet. I cheated on her couple of times when i was gone. When i came ...
A. 24 July 2008: well to start with.
HA.
ok now thats out the way, what goes around comes around.
You cheated on her. and then Blew up on her for cheating as well.
so you hook up and she cheats on you again. did she cheat on your ass because she loves y... (read in full...)
Me and my cousin are flirting a lot. I want to have sex with her...
Q. okay i am 15 and my cousin is 14 and every time we're together i can't stop thinking about her and we always flirt every time we're together like at our family cottage me her and my sister slept in the top floor of our bunkhouse and me and her were ...
A. 23 July 2008: "A male reader, anonymous, writes (14 July 2008):
...I believe the British royal family has been marrying cousins off to each other for a while."
Can i point out that the "British" royals are infact of German desent.
gramted its LEGAL to ... (read in full...)
He likes "happy endings" but how can I get mine?
Q. my boy friend would rather me give him, massages and happy endings! he works hard at hes job he works for a steel company and loads steel 10 hours a day so i rub him down and that doesnt bother me at all i like doing that for him but he w...
A. 22 July 2008: heres a crazy idea.
Tell him. No blow jobs for you UNTILL the weekend.
are you his girlfriend or his bitch?
Grow a set of balls and tell " Your man" what you want instead of being a good little slave and being done as you're told.... (read in full...)
My Virgin Bride was not a Virgin. How do I cope?
Q. Hi, like many other guys I have a problem with my wifes past. I met her 25 years ago, she was 17 and I was 19. we hit it off right from the start and fell in love. we now have 2 kids aged 10 and 12. Every thing was fine until I asked her...
A. 17 July 2008: "its like she has cheated on me"
yeah in a way that she wasn't with you at the time and thus didn't really cheated on you. and wanted to make you feel like a special pervert by having his virgin.
you're between 41-50?
THEN GROW UP AND ST... (read in full...)
The constant male attention she receives is causing me some self-confidence issues...
Q. Hello everybody, I have a beautiful girlfriend who I love very much...however the constant male attention she receives is causing me some self-confidence issues. I'm not exactly the worlds best looking bloke, so how do I deal with better lookin...
A. 16 July 2008: one question.
Who does she go home with at the end of everynight?
i rest my case.... (read in full...)
At 26, should I stick to sex with guys or try switching to girls?
Q. I am 26 years old and never had sex with a girl, only guys, I never had the loving for girls, until few months ago, what is the best way to see if I like girls,as i am trying chatting a going clubbing but cant get any girls, should i just stick to ...
A. 16 July 2008: Stick with guys.
Women are a nightmare.
Damn right girls i said it you're all a pain in my ass. expect the aunts here as i love you all like a rash :D... (read in full...)
I want my turkish boyfriend here in the UK. How do we go about it?
Q. i have a turkish boyfriend and we both want to be together here in the uk.How do we go about getting him here.The only problem is i`m still married is there any way he can come here untill i get my divorce.We have tried looking at options but i`m so ...
A. 16 July 2008: ok you being married doesn't help
friend of the family, their daught is married to a turk.
the uk government will not grant him a visa even for a visit letalone immigrating.
long story short.
move to turkey. probably not what you wa... (read in full...)
What can I do about the degrading comments I get about my boobs?
Q. Im 15 and have 34D boobs. I do like them (i consider them my best physical feature) but my problem is that i feel sometimes really degraded by the comments i get from boys about them. i dont wear low-cut tops to attract attention to them or anything ...
A. 13 July 2008: Consider yourself lucky. many girls will bitch and whine about their tiny boobs or they want Bigger boobs. Having big tits is nothing to be ashamed of. As you get older you're going to realise, and i mean this with a great sence of seriousn... (read in full...)
Me and my cousin are flirting a lot. I want to have sex with her...
Q. okay i am 15 and my cousin is 14 and every time we're together i can't stop thinking about her and we always flirt every time we're together like at our family cottage me her and my sister slept in the top floor of our bunkhouse and me and her were ...
A. 9 July 2008: in the defence of "LordFreak"
i think he was trying his hand at sarcasm...
however if you leave the cheeky school boy humore out, it just makes you seem perverted.
mmm school boys...
i rest my case.... (read in full...)
Going on a date with a guy I really want to impress, and I really like, don't want to screw it up, any positive advice?
Q. Help!! I've got a date tomorrow and it really needs to go well!!It with a guy who I've known for a year or so but we're both really shy, but we get on really well. I really like him and I don't want it to go wrong..or for me to put my foot in it ...
A. 8 July 2008: For a Man to impress a Woman on a date he must: * be clean shaven. * nice hair. * no danfruff. * be smartly dressed. * Polished shoes. * Fresh breath. * Clean ( including clean teeth ) * Clean clothing. * be polite and curtious * be ontim... (read in full...)
Need to lose some weight fast, before my holiday!
Q. Im looking for some advice. im going on holidays in 10 days and am desperate to loose a little weight fast!! ive been thinking of taking some effergines, can anybody recommend how many a day, or an alternative even, rather than using effergines. ...
A. 6 July 2008: cut out all sugars. and all wheats ( bread etc etc )... (read in full...)
I don't want to masturbate but I ejaculate when I'm asleep, why?
Q. i dont feel like masturbating, but i come while sleeping, is it normal?...
A. 6 July 2008: i think you answered your own question... (read in full...)
Embarassed about gingery brown pubic hair...
Q. I have gingery brown pubic hair although my natural hair colour is dark brown...I've always been really embarassed about this because when I was at school, kids would always make fun of 'ginger pubes'. Now I'm 25, and no man has ever seen me in ...
A. 6 July 2008: i think you need to be aware. that alot of guys are not getting laid.
and as such if you're naked in front of them... they arn't gonna say
"OH DEAR GOD YOU HAVE GINGER PUBES"
only to then have them vomit green pea soup and throw water on you w... (read in full...)
Me and my cousin are flirting a lot. I want to have sex with her...
Q. okay i am 15 and my cousin is 14 and every time we're together i can't stop thinking about her and we always flirt every time we're together like at our family cottage me her and my sister slept in the top floor of our bunkhouse and me and her were ...
A. 6 July 2008: you know what slimey, you're right. you've covred your arse. just make sure you do the same in jail.
so on that note. have sex with your cousin. enjoy destroying your family. making your mother cry and then have your dad beat some sence into you... (read in full...)
Me and my cousin are flirting a lot. I want to have sex with her...
Q. okay i am 15 and my cousin is 14 and every time we're together i can't stop thinking about her and we always flirt every time we're together like at our family cottage me her and my sister slept in the top floor of our bunkhouse and me and her were ...
A. 6 July 2008: "i really wanted to make a move on her because i don't believe that its wrong " At what point during your day or whacking off into a bowl of potato salad did you think that having sex with your 13 year old cousin is a "Good" idea and isn't "Wrong... (read in full...)
I'm scared I'm too old for all the men out there!
Q. i keep reading that men prefer younger women and this is starting to panic me as we're all getting older and i haven't yet met the man of my dreams! I'm worried it'll get too late. At which age do women lose their appeal to men?...
A. 5 July 2008: i usually go for women who have a brain in their head ain't shallow and ain't bitches. which explains my 6 years in singles ville.... (read in full...)
What does "cute little fellow" mean?
Q. I have a question for the ladies. What exactly does a girl mean when she calls you(a guy) a cute little fellow? I was described as such by a girl and she has refused to explain to me what she meant by that. What does it really mean?...
A. 5 July 2008: "cute little fellow"
like talking to a puppy " Aww you're such a cute lil'fellow"
and by the same line of logic, you don't have sex with a puppy.... (read in full...)
Why don't I ever have an orgasm?
Q. Everytime i have sex i dont ever experice an orgasm, at least i dont think i do. Dont get me wrong i love having sex and it feels soooooo good. People say that all of you muscles tense up and everyhthing but i never felt that. After we have sex, my ...
A. 5 July 2008: Get in line.
many women don't have an orgasm through conventional sex.
do you masturbate? i'm guessing you don't.
and if you're thinking.. EWWW no... GROSS..
well suck it up and learn it.
If you don't know what you like who the hel... (read in full...)
Ejaculations problems! help!
Q. everytime i have sex with my girlfriend as soon as i enter i get the kinda tinging feeling in my penis like i'm going to ejaculate and then i do :S How do i stop this from happening so fast?...
A. 4 July 2008: you can buy condoms ( which you should be using anyway) that will have a numbing agent in them to stop you popping your cloggs so soon... (read in full...)
I think I'm addicted to sex. What should I do?
Q. I am a 28 years old and I think i am addiced to sex. I go out with different girls but i don`t like the way i am doing. so please, what can you advice me? ...
A. 4 July 2008: I'm addicted to sex too.
i just don't get any.... (read in full...)
I'm interested in my teacher, what should I do?
Q. I know that there are like thousands of posts on here about this topic but non of them seem to help me with my pain. I've just left school and moving onto college next year but I love my female science teacher to bits, she is the most amazing wom...
A. 4 July 2008: its not an crush, its infatuation i feel like giving some grand Shakespearian speech, but tis too hot today. so in a nut shell, Not gonna happen. maybe hang around abit for pubirty and your big boy head to grow in. then once your balls dr... (read in full...)
How can I be a good Christian and still have a life? My parents are too strict.
Q. My parents and I don't get along very well. Ever since a really bad incident a little over a year ago, they don't trust me with anything. I'm still allowed to do stuff, but you know, they still have that dissappointed tone. I'm a Christian, and I ...
A. 4 July 2008: ah the over powering religious parent nut jobs. "That wasn't a Christian thing to do." you want to take a look over this board with reguards to things being waved about in the name of religion. In the position you're in, and i can already s... (read in full...)
Boyfriend had a wet dream about another man...is this normal?
Q. My boyfriend told me he had a wet dream last night. In it,a man was masturbating him. And he came in it. I find that disgusting. He said it was only a dream and he's straight. Pls help. Is that normal?...
A. 4 July 2008: Define normal. Normal? yes. commen?... maybe? Dreams are weird, wonderful and powerful things. i once watched the end of the world. very Terminator 2 style. you know big'ol mushroom cloud and fire etc etc. disturbing? yes! is it gonna... (read in full...)
Do I have "the grass is always greener on the other side" syndrome?
Q. I have been with my boyfriend for over 2 years now. We used to be very close, best friends, and have many good memories together as you can imagine after so long. He is completely opposite to me, but I have been friends with another guy (guy#2) for ...
A. 3 July 2008: "he said he would try to change this summer"
around a tuesday about 5:37pm?
drop the mommas boy.
and don't get with this other guy.
Yes thats right. Do not. get with him.
theres good reason for this. you're in a bad relationship. he's j... (read in full...)
I'm attracted to my husband's younger brother and had sex with him. Why is this so wrong?
Q. I'm a married woman in my 20s, I really love my husband. He's in his 20s also. We have a great sex life. Even so, I've been attracted to his younger brother (also in his 20s) since before we got married. Recently, his brother and I got a little ...
A. 2 July 2008: "my husband would love to see me with another woman." Yeah.. because its talked over and either is or isn't agreed on. screwing your brotherinlaw behind his back with out him knowing makes its frowned upon because that makes you a bad per... (read in full...)
I can't stand the thought of kissing my husband. Have I got some sort of disorder?
Q. My favorite past time was simply kissing my soon to be husband. We have been married for over a year now and I simply cant even stand the thought of him kissing me. I love him and we have a great relationship. Is this a disorder, what is my problem?...
A. 2 July 2008: "I can't stand the thought of kissing my husband. Have I got some sort of disorder?" Yeah its called "holy crap i'm married to someone i can't stand the sight of or the thought of kissing them-itus" the only cure is to take 3 convosations. ... (read in full...)
When will he propose properly??
Q. I have been in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend for 4 years now and we see eachother every few months.We are very much in love and he we have spoken about marriage and children etc..He has even asked me to marry him via text and email ...
A. 2 July 2008: "He has even asked me to marry him via text and email "
and they say remance is dead.... (read in full...)
What size and shape of girl do men prefer?
Q. I'm really curious. Do guys Prefer Skinny, slim, curvy or overweight girls? If you had to pick a clothing size for a girl what would it be?...
A. 2 July 2008: personally i prefer 2 arms and 2 legs. anymore than that and its just getting silly.
thought 2 heads..
sorry was having a scrubs flash back there.
to quote someone famous " Peoples..is Peoples "
some like chocolate. some like vanilla. ... (read in full...)
This job has been my dream but I don't want to move away, any suggestions?
Q. I'm 16 and going into college for 2 years to study computer programing/website design building. i was having a look at an online game i play sometimes at jobs that they have going. It is really good pay as it's £15k a month. the only problem ...
A. 27 June 2008: just go. it'll be the best thing you'll ever do. girl freinds come and go. if she loves you, she'll understand why you have to do it. besides how else you gonna pay for a car, house and her boob job once she's older? and if you don't do it... (read in full...)
How should I feel about my boyfriend looking at photos of naked women?
Q. How should I feel about my boyfriend looking at photos of naked women? At the moment, I feel like a) I'm not good enough for him and b) upset that he'd even want to look at these I need advice, please....
A. 27 June 2008: Would you rather he was looking at men? or transvestites? or that movie from the 70's called Animal Farm? *shudders*... (read in full...)
He coming along way to visit me..should I 'put out" for him? I feel obligated..
Q. I've been on 3 dates with this a guy who lives 2hrs away from me. He's coming to visit me this weekend and staying over for a night. We get along really well and communicate via e-mail a lot. Am I expected to put out, since he's coming all the way ...
A. 27 June 2008: he's certainly Hoping you'll put out. i know this because...and heres a little secret.. ready? he has a penis..shhh if you want to bang his brains out because you like him, he's hot or he's hung like a babies arm holding an apple then go... (read in full...)
My husband has been visiting dating websites!
Q. i am new to this site, i ran into it on accident but i'm glad i did. the first question i ran into sounded just like mine. my husband has been going into websites without me knowing and there date, or meet someone websites. i found out by accident ...
A. 26 June 2008: asides from the fact he's looking for.. excitement. dating websites?.. you don't have to worry about him finding someone as they're mostly full of guys anyway... (read in full...)
How to I make my daughter a lady and not a tramp?
Q. Help please!! I am a single dad and live with my daughters. (4 of them. I love them all very much and until last week it was not a problem. My oldest daughter is 18 years old and is a very strong minded thing. Anyway last week I finished up work...
A. 25 June 2008: Ouch!
i'm sure anyone will tell you girls at that age are a nightmare to parents anyway. usually relaitonships like that never end well and its a usually a harsh slap in the face for them.. which is a good thing. my sister went through a phase li... (read in full...)
This thread is Rated "Arrhhh"
Q. As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...
A. 24 June 2008: "LazyGuy" what you say does hold weight and is very true. here is my reply. http://www.dearcupid.org/question/how-can-i-make-my-brothers-wife-have.html i think i've made my point..i'm gonna go shower and try and scrub away the total loss... (read in full...)
How can I make my brother's wife have sex with me?
Q. How I can make my brother's wife to have sex with me?...
A. 24 June 2008: you see. this is why i wrote my article.
i think you should tell your borther who attractive she is and present him with a hooker to sleep with and a bar of chocolate and then ask to sleep with his wife.
... (read in full...)
Do guys really prefer virgins?
Q. hi everyone. ok i went on holiday a few weeks ago and went on a date with this boy who was a year older than me. within 1 hour it was clear all he wanted was sex.(i didnt give him it!) i told him i was a virgin but he was still eager saying stuff ...
A. 23 June 2008: Look at it from 2 sides. 1 : If a guy is looking to get laid, then usually a girl with experience is better.. because.. and no offence, but virgins don't know what they're doing. Its not a bad thing but its the basics of it. If you don't know w... (read in full...)
She gave me a blowjob and I didn't feel it - it something wrong?
Q. I got a blow job recently. The problem is that i didn't feel it when my girlfriend was sucking on it. IS something wrong!?...
A. 20 June 2008: as was already posted numbing agent.
which.. you'd be surprised as several products can do this anyway. cough drops or oral medication.
failing that if there was no tongue and depending on her position you might as well have been sticking it ... (read in full...)
I have a small lump on my penis - what should I do??
Q. I have a small lump on my penis but I amafriad that if I go to the doctor that my penis could go hard. What should I do?...
A. 20 June 2008: would you rather your dick gets hard in front of the doctor? or would you rather it becomes rotton and drops off?
seriously. it wont get hard. and if it does. count yourself lucky. some guys have to pay for that.... (read in full...)
What should I do? I've spent weeks thinking but haven't come up with a solution...all advice really appreciated!
Q. Hi all, My husaband recently got back from a business trip in china. I know it sounds untrusting but I checked his phone and to my horror there was text to one of his sports friends it went something like this, Hi mate, can't play squash, still in ...
A. 20 June 2008: so, lets say it is banter. ie : " Eating alot, drinking alot and fucking alot even though you're probably aware i'm married".. yeah .. personally for me in business that would give me good reason not to trust them. however lets be honest it... (read in full...)
Any advice for a gay girls first time having sex...
Q. im a 14 year-old lesbian, and ive been going out with my first partner for a good few months. its a long distance relationship - i love her sooo much and i know she loves me too! anyways, we're planning to have sex [dont talk me out of it, im ready] ...
A. 19 June 2008: Shaving is an art form. don't expect to get it right on the first try. just trim for now. thats fine. just don't let it grow to an Afro.
don't worry about lingerie.. but don't be wearing no granny pants, you know?
all i can say is, i know you c... (read in full...)
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