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Student of Psychology, Degree in Nursing with wide variety of experience. Mother, daughter, sister, wife, ex, neice, grandaughter, student, boss, colleague....you get the picture.
Interested in impulse control disorders, like chocolate, cheese, Tintin, travelling, Pepsi max, Cracker, Tony Soprano, eddie Izzard, toilet humour, Family guy - shall I go on?
Adore my family and friends. Love to help others, abuse survivor, rape survivor, holder of family record for cherry pip spitting......
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What makes good oral sex for a guy?
Q. Hey guys how are you I want to know how I can give a good blow job to a man and how to be good with men and be a good lover so that men can't resist me please guys give me some ideas thanks...
A. 15 May 2006: Offering yourslef on a plate is usually a turn off in the long run for both men and women. Developing a relationship of love and trust first is the best idea. When you know and trust someone you will have the best sex as then you can experiment in ... (read in full...)
Why has she dumped me when she is carrying my child?
Q. Hi me and my partner have found out that shes pregnant We found out 2 weeks ago she is 8 and a half weeks. We were ok before hand an also we got on really well, we were good together but now she said that she does not want to see me any more an ...
A. 15 May 2006: write her a letter and tell her how you feel. Give her space to breathe and accept the changes that are happening to her body and life. Tell her in your letter how much you want this child and how you will support her whatever decision she may ... (read in full...)
How can I make a move on a married man I really like?
Q. Listen guys hey how are you? Well I have another problem I fancy one of the Dads at my daughter's nursery, he is really nice, good looking, friendly and I really like him. And he is funny too. I would like to make the first move on to him the only ...
A. 15 May 2006: Ok. Do you want a straight answer? If not turn away now. DO NOT DO THIS!
Firstly this is a crush, and yes you can have them when you are a grown up!
Secondly, he is married therefore off limits!
Thirdly, he may not be interested in you!
Why ... (read in full...)
My girlfriend tries to make me jealous, can this be bad for the relationship?
Q. my girlfriend always try's to make me jealous. is that bad for our relationship? she makes up stuff but i know she's lying is that good or bad what she's doing...
A. 15 May 2006: I think you Gf does have some issues that need addressing, whether or not you can help her work thru them is another matter. If they carry on as is, you will end up getting stuck in a rut and walk away from the stress - which it sounds like she is ... (read in full...)
Are soulmates destined to be together? How do you tell?
Q. Is it true that if two people are meant to be together, they will be together...like fate? Or is it all just rubbish? Is there anyway to tell if you're meant to be with someone?...
A. 15 May 2006: Nobody can predict the future. Why worry, take each day as it comes. I am sorry but I don't believe in the concept of a one and only 'soul-mate'. Otherwise people wouldn't go onto to have multiple marriages or relationships. You can have a ... (read in full...)
We almost slept together, now he's avoiding me! Why?
Q. I nearly ended up sleeping with my friend's flatmate a few days ago, who has been flirting with me for some time. I didn't sleep with him because I was on my period, but ever since that night he's been really shy with me. If I try and see him or ...
A. 15 May 2006: He is avoiding you for what could be one of several reasons. He is either embarrassed or he just isn't that into you. If he is embarrassed then he will probably come round in time. But if he isn't that into you nothing will change his mind. Why ... (read in full...)
Worried that I got her pregnant last night
Q. Last night I had sex with a lady who I've known for a while, She's on the pill, I also withdrew, I am now so worried I got her pregnant, Am I just being overtly paranoid? I'm worried sick!...
A. 15 May 2006: It may seem harsh for me to say this but did it not occur to you to use a barrier method of contraception as well as her being on the pill? Why did you go ahead and have sex if you knew you would worry like this afterwards? Condoms are relatively ... (read in full...)
How do I deal with my jealous friend??
Q. I am stuck in the middle of a rut betweet to freinds who av being sleeping wiv eacth over for 3 yrs now and now the othere friend has taken an sexual intrest in me and i really dont no wot 2 do as my other friend is a very jelous person. ...
A. 14 May 2006: How do you mean sleeping together? Are they in a serious relationship after 3 years or are they just friends with benefits?... (read in full...)
Why isn't he begging to have me back?
Q. Ok so I broke up with my boyfriend on Tuesday after another fight. He never seems to have time for me anymore, and when I brought up this issue he got really mad and hung up on me. I would call him back and ask why he was so mad and it just got ugly ...
A. 14 May 2006: Are you addicted to the drama of a fight or something? YOU DUMPED HIM, THEN YOU DIDN'T REPLY!! He texted you you didn't reply......what is he supposed to think!? I sure as hell wouldn't chase somebody who made it this obvious that they didn't ... (read in full...)
How do I make him understand..that he needs a better job to support me and the kids?
Q. me and my husband are having big financial problems and he often blames me for not having enough money. when i say big i mean big. we're constantly getting eviction notices from our landlord! getting diconnection notices from our utility bills! he ...
A. 14 May 2006: Whoa, slow down.
I think first and foremost you need to lay off you poor hard working husband for a while and give him a little credit where it is due!! He works hard week in week out and obviously apys every penny (from what you say) into the fami... (read in full...)
I think my boy is still attached to his ex...
Q. Hi guys, I am in a fairly new relationship but I cant seem to stop thinking of one problem. I think he is still attached to his ex. Not the most recent one, but an older one who he had dated for 4 years. I think the reason they broke up was all on ...
A. 14 May 2006: This is an instance where there is absolutely no point in sitting back and waiting for something to happen. Why sit and wait for her to come and get her man back/him to go back to her? ASK HIM! Just come out with it and ask him 'Are you serious ... (read in full...)
Been dating for 2.5 months... All she wants to do is hug and hold hands; is it possible girls are not horny!?
Q. i have been dating my girlfriend for about 2 and a half months now. she says she is innocent and that she is not a horny type of girl. is possible that girls are NOT horny. i don't want to talk to her about it, because i dont want to sound like a ...
A. 14 May 2006: Have you tried to take things any further? Has she rubuffed you, or are you bath pussyfooting around?... (read in full...)
Am I stoopid to thing the guy I'm sleeping with, the long-term-girlfriend guy, likes me.. ?
Q. I've recently been sleeping with a guy who has a longterm girlfriend. When I met him I knew he had a girlfriend, but, as someone with very low self-esteem, I was totally overwhelmed by his obvious interest in me, and we started having a ...
A. 14 May 2006: Martini 98.1% ???
How did you reach that precise figure?... (read in full...)
I can't orgasm with new sex partners! Help.. was I too used to being with my ex?
Q. hi I've just come out of a years realationship with my ex partener three months ago and ive had two sexual partners after my ex but im having problems having a orgasm no one is even close to it.I dont know if its cause im so used to my ex, but its ...
A. 13 May 2006: You are probably not relaxed enough to be confident in expressing your sexual needs to your new partner (s). It can take time to develop sexual confidence in somebody. Relax and learn to trust them. Dont be afraid of saying what you need.
G... (read in full...)
Am I stoopid to thing the guy I'm sleeping with, the long-term-girlfriend guy, likes me.. ?
Q. I've recently been sleeping with a guy who has a longterm girlfriend. When I met him I knew he had a girlfriend, but, as someone with very low self-esteem, I was totally overwhelmed by his obvious interest in me, and we started having a ...
A. 13 May 2006: You must have low self-esteem to allow this guy to use you sexually like this. He is playing both you and his long term GF. C'mon, why can you not see what he is doing? He will never be yours only because he obviously loves the thrill of having ... (read in full...)
I really miss her. Can it ever return to how it was before?
Q. My best friend and i drifted apart. She said i changed, and blamed my smoking pot, which i only do very occasionally and never when she's around (please not that's not what i'm asking advice for). But i know it's her that's changed. She completely ...
A. 13 May 2006: I am not going to lecture you on smoking weed/pot because you say thats what you dont want - but you obviously know it isn't doing you any good.
I think this friendship may have run it's course. I think there are bigger issues here, like sexu... (read in full...)
Tell me... Am I too young to be a mum?
Q. Hi. I need some advise. I am 22 years old, 23 this year and have been with my for a long time. I have always wanted to be a mother, but always wanted it to be later on ie 28years old ish! Recently I have beenthinking of nothing else, I want to ...
A. 13 May 2006: No, you are ready when you feel ready, chronological age (when you are in your twenties + ) shouldn't/doesn't come into it.
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Is it normal for a married girl like myself to be crushing on another woman...
Q. Ok, well hello. I'm a married women who appears to have developed some sort of crush on another woman? Is this normal? I have only been married for a year and I love my husband. Recently I have been flirting with a friend of mine. Whenever we see ...
A. 13 May 2006: For you to be having a flirtation or crush on somebody else this early on in your marriage means there is something drastically wrong in your relationship. It doesn't matter whether it is a man or a woman you are messing about with, regardless of ... (read in full...)
I feel like I'm losing his interest... Sex-wise.
Q. i've been w/my man for 8 yrs i'm 26 he's 10 yrs older i feel i'm losing his intrest is it his age?what can i do to make him feel10 yrs younger.when we got together i was the one who shyed away now i want him all the time!!!any suggestions???...
A. 13 May 2006: Good GOD!!!!!
The man is 36 not 86!
Tell him you are unhappy about the quality of your sex life and then show a little imagination and get stuck in. Once you lead the way he is bound to follow. Passionate lustful sex though doesn't last for ever... (read in full...)
Girls opinions needed... Is this chick interested in me or just being polite?
Q. Hi, I really just wanted some girls opinions... There is a girl who lives fairly near me who knows I like her (sent her a card ages ago), well nothing really happened as she always seemed so shy, I tried approaching her in the street but never go...
A. 13 May 2006: What ARE you waiting for honey!!!!?????
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My mother in law is a total snoop! She found my vibrator hidden under my bed and smirks when she looks at me...
Q. I have a mother in law who is very nosey! She is the only person who we trust to babysit our kids and noone else. Everytime we leave the kids to her in our home, I notice personal things that are missed placed. I leave these things out of reach from ...
A. 13 May 2006: There are several ways to combat this problem. Some of them are confrontational, some you can just do but not mention (because quite frankly LET HER discover them!)
Put a lock on you bedroom door. Get yourself a padlock and put it out of reac... (read in full...)
Been dating for 2.5 months... All she wants to do is hug and hold hands; is it possible girls are not horny!?
Q. i have been dating my girlfriend for about 2 and a half months now. she says she is innocent and that she is not a horny type of girl. is possible that girls are NOT horny. i don't want to talk to her about it, because i dont want to sound like a ...
A. 13 May 2006: You don't say how old you are? Can you tell me? This is a difficult question to answer without knowing your age!
x... (read in full...)
How can I get my mp3 player back from the girl who nicked it?
Q. I was doing sport on Friday afternoon at school and had my mp3 player stolen from my jacket when it was hanging up in the changing rooms. The changing rooms are always kept locked when we do sport for this exact reason. I talked to a teacher and ...
A. 13 May 2006: I think your Mum needs to call the school and then call the police in that order. If (and it is still an IF, if she wasn't actually SEEN nicking it) she has your MP3 then she deserves everything she gets. ADHD is too frequently used as an excuse ... (read in full...)
Am I pregnant?
Q. i am three weeks late on my period and ive done two pregnancy tests and they both said negative, im not getting the sore breasts, but im getting alot more discharge than normal and it seems to be more white, also ive been getting real itcy eyes am i ...
A. 11 May 2006: Go to your GP. Without a physical examination and a diagnosis you are only going to worry more about it.
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He wants to go out once a week with his friends and I don't think it's necessary...
Q. Here's my problem.... my boyfriend and I moved in together about a month ago. I changed states to move in w/ him... he wants to go out once a week with his friends to do something or other... and it bothers me because i dont think its necessary ev...
A. 11 May 2006: This is selfish and controlling behaviour on your part. Why don't you go out with your friends whilst he is out with his? It is not healthy to be so dependent on your BF as your sole sorce of human contact (bar your family) so lighten up. You do ... (read in full...)
Why does my workmate advance then back-off again??
Q. Hello, I started my new job in advertising 3 months ago and at work there is this one guy who just acts really peculiar. I have talked to him on a number of occasions. He also works in advertising and several weeks ago we were both working on simil...
A. 10 May 2006: I think you may be readin into something that just isn't there because you fancy this guy. Back off and do not encourage him at all. If he has a partner he shouldn't be behaving like this anyhow! If he really is interested he will make all the ... (read in full...)
Whats the best way to compliment your man???
Q. Quick question but would love as many answers as possible, how do you give a guy a compliment without sounding girly or like you want something, whats a good "manly" compliment? I tried to say that i liked my bf's arms cos they were strong but his ...
A. 10 May 2006: Does your guy make you feel safe? Do you feel secure with him? Then tell him that this is how you feel. Don't try to make things up, just tell him how he makes YOU feel.... (read in full...)
My girlfriend got spooked by my t-shirt!
Q. I just bought a shirt with a humorous line on it, one of many that I already own. This new one has on it, "I be pirate, gimme your booty!". My girlfriend, who has been fine with my other humorous shirts, took great offense and refused to allow me to ...
A. 10 May 2006: For goodness sake it is a t-shirt. This is showing her deep rooted insecurity and I think you should address this with her.... (read in full...)
My friend is in love with an alcoholic... Will he ever change?
Q. hello again,my friend is head over heals for a bloke who is an alcaholic,he declares his undying love for her then will not phone or visit her.she realizes that she should not expect to much from him as he obviously has big issues of his own,but ...
A. 10 May 2006: You address several issues here. I have a lot of understanding and personal experience of trying to help family members who have been alcoholics - in two cases with little sucess. So I shall let you into a secret - you cannot help somebody unless ... (read in full...)
She already had one affair and now she texting some other guy...what's going on?
Q. i recently caught my wife having an affair with a married man. i confronted her with it and i think it has stopped. i did speak to this man's wife so i know he has pressure on him. pretty confident its over. however now a month later i notice my ...
A. 9 May 2006: I think she is actively looking for a way out of your marriage. Maybe by giving you cause to divorce her so she doesn't have to make the decision herself. Do you want to still be with her after her unfaithfullness? Once can be a *mistake* but I ... (read in full...)
Should I have an affair??
Q. I met a man at work when he came from an agency to cover shifts, we went for a drink after work and had a kiss in his car the only thing is he's married and wants us to have an affair. Should i because i don't want anyone full time and it would su...
A. 9 May 2006: He is telling you he is in an obusive relationship is he? This is a slightly different answer form what you ahve given before. I do question your morals because he is a married man with children. If he is an abusive relationship as he alleges, ... (read in full...)
He wants to give me a "pearl necklace" but I'd prefer some pretty ear-rings!!
Q. Hiya I'm 17 and from Newcastle in the uk, studying art and design. My boyfriend and me have been going out for a few weeks now and he keeps promising to give me a pearl necklace at the weekend, but he has yet to come round with one. I love my j...
A. 8 May 2006: You have given too much *basic* information for this to be real.....if you want to lie then I suggest you learn how to do it properly.
Lookinmg forward to you next effort.lol... (read in full...)
Should I have an affair??
Q. I met a man at work when he came from an agency to cover shifts, we went for a drink after work and had a kiss in his car the only thing is he's married and wants us to have an affair. Should i because i don't want anyone full time and it would su...
A. 8 May 2006: Whyask for advice if you will not take it on board. People on this site obviously give you the advice they think is correct....you cannot see it but it WILL all blow up in your face. At some point the wife will find out and then were will he be? ... (read in full...)
He wants to give me a "pearl necklace" but I'd prefer some pretty ear-rings!!
Q. Hiya I'm 17 and from Newcastle in the uk, studying art and design. My boyfriend and me have been going out for a few weeks now and he keeps promising to give me a pearl necklace at the weekend, but he has yet to come round with one. I love my j...
A. 8 May 2006: Giving yourself away as a hoax questioner. I won't tell you yet how I know, but suffice to say I have got onto you and this could be considered funny if this wasn't a place were people do come for serious advice. ... (read in full...)
Love at first sight, Is it possible???
Q. Is it possible for two persons to fall in love w/ each other even if they haven't meet personally yet?...
A. 7 May 2006: No I dont believe in love at first sight. I believe a connection can be made which can lead to greater things....but I feel the initial attraction is not love. You do noot truely love another person until you know them. Before this it is ... (read in full...)
I'll keep this simple...
Q. what does it mean when your boyfriend is using dating web pages without telling you?...
A. 6 May 2006: He is waiting and actively looking for something better to come along. ... (read in full...)
He keeps touching my panty... Will this lose me my virginity?
Q. Hi Dear, I never had sex with my boyfriend, but sometimes he's touching my panty with his hands or fingers, but he never enter it. So with touching panty, will my virginilty get finished? I know, it's stupid question, but still i'm asking. ...
A. 6 May 2006: No his penis has to be inserted into your vagina before you *lose* your virginity.... (read in full...)
He throws a tantrum when he doesn't get sex... !
Q. My boyfriend throws a temper tantrum (no exaggeration) when he does not get sex. What shuld I do?...
A. 6 May 2006: This guy, does he only throw tantrums when he doesn't get sex or is it when he is denied anything he wants?... (read in full...)
My 16-year-old son likes to wear bikinis! What can I do?
Q. I'm a father of two, one 9 year old son and one 16 year old son. Recently I found out that my 16-year-old son likes wearing bikinis. I asked him if it was true, and he admitted it was so. He told me he isn't gay or a cross-dresser, j...
A. 6 May 2006: Can't see a problem with this really then. At 16 he is old enough to take what happens if he choses to go the path of bahviour that isn't deemed *normal*. Stop worrying, he with either toughen up after some name calling and carry on or he will ... (read in full...)
My boyfriend wants arthritis, I'm not quite sure what to do about this.
Q. I am 18 and my boyfriend is 20. He wants arthritis and insists: "People with arthritis have the best sex lives and lives in general. Arthritis is cool" What should I do? Our relationship was good up until now. Dannii in Leeds...
A. 4 May 2006: You are 18 and nobody can be as daft as to believe this sort of rubbish. Come on.... (read in full...)
I have scars from my bad skin in the past. How can I get rid of them?
Q. Hi I have had bad skin in the past and now im left with the scars!! I was wonderin if anyone knew how to get rid of the remains of my childhood??Anyone know... any help would be great!!...
A. 4 May 2006: If in the UK your GP would be a good first pace to start. Ask them what they would reccommend. Then take it from there.... (read in full...)
My 16-year-old son likes to wear bikinis! What can I do?
Q. I'm a father of two, one 9 year old son and one 16 year old son. Recently I found out that my 16-year-old son likes wearing bikinis. I asked him if it was true, and he admitted it was so. He told me he isn't gay or a cross-dresser, j...
A. 4 May 2006: Ok. If you want this question answered seriously (and I have a gut feeling this is yet another hoax - bearing in mind something v.similar has been posted before) then tell us HOW you found out he likes wearing bikini's. ... (read in full...)
Should I have an affair??
Q. I met a man at work when he came from an agency to cover shifts, we went for a drink after work and had a kiss in his car the only thing is he's married and wants us to have an affair. Should i because i don't want anyone full time and it would su...
A. 25 April 2006: Yes but they probably will not come on here and ask for approval will they?... (read in full...)
Am I pregnant?
Q. i am three weeks late on my period and ive done two pregnancy tests and they both said negative, im not getting the sore breasts, but im getting alot more discharge than normal and it seems to be more white, also ive been getting real itcy eyes am i ...
A. 23 April 2006: Unfortunately a lot of over the counter pregnancy tests are just not that sensitive. Also not every woman gets sore breasts when first pregnant. As said below the GP is your first port of call for this one.... (read in full...)
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