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Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!
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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...
Humanity - the other white meat
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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...
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My husband says I should control my sex drive 20 years after our marriage, what should I do?
Q. I've married to my husband for 20 years. I've always love sex and have high sex drive. Into my late forty now my sex drive has gone down a bit but I still like to have sex though I dont have an orgasm every time we make love. My husband said I am ...
A. 22 March 2008: a Man said " i can live without sex" and he calls you abnormal...
have you sat and spoke to him properly about this?
the ins and outs of what he likes and what he doesn't?
how often to you have sex? you might wanna consider buying a ra... (read in full...)
I was molested by my stepdad, now with kids of my own how do I tell my mom I don't want them in their house!?
Q. Since I was about 6 years old till I was about 16 years old my step father molested and raped me, it was an every day thing. It finally got to the point were I wouldn't even fight him anymore, I would just let it happen. I finaly got the courage to ...
A. 20 March 2008: "ps to mr vandetta: im not exactly sure what your asking me but if you saying what i think you are i tried to stab him twice and i thought of killing myself several times ecpesualy every time i thought i was pregnant."
What i was getting at was a... (read in full...)
I was molested by my stepdad, now with kids of my own how do I tell my mom I don't want them in their house!?
Q. Since I was about 6 years old till I was about 16 years old my step father molested and raped me, it was an every day thing. It finally got to the point were I wouldn't even fight him anymore, I would just let it happen. I finaly got the courage to ...
A. 19 March 2008: honestly?
you need to talk to you mum at your house about it.
you're a woman now.
and most importantly. you're a mother.
I once heard a saying , i forget where and who but someone asked a woman "When was the first time you knew you coul... (read in full...)
Is it wrong for a 19 year old boy to like a 15 year old girl?
Q. hey am a 19 year old boy and a really like a 15 year old girl, but me friends and stuff say its wrong. what should I do?...
A. 18 March 2008: its wrong. unless you want to be a pedophile and go to jail for having sex with a minor.... (read in full...)
Every time me and my boyfriend go out I always think he's looking at other girls, when I ask him he says he's not and that am just to paranoid.
Q. hi can you help me Every time me and my boyfriend go out I always think he's looking at other girls, when I ask him he says he's not and that am just to paranoid!!!! I don't know if it's just me as I have had my little boy I don't feel as braw as ...
A. 17 March 2008: do you look at other guys?.... and be honest. I dont' care if you lie on here you just have to be honest with yourself. We're all human, we all do it. If you feel you're unhappy with the way you look, do something about it, join a gym or work out ... (read in full...)
My gf likes female porn..and I find it kinky but could it hurt our relationship??
Q. My girlfriend admitted that she masturbate twice the other day while looking at vaginal close up pictures. When she told me it turn me on.shes not bisexual or lesbian. I asked her if we could do mutual masterbation while i am looking at her while sh...
A. 17 March 2008: each to their own you know. personally i think its hot. would you rather she was getting off to clown or midget porn? though some midgets are hot. like bridget the midget. sexual fantasties, urges .. and Taboo of your own sexual prefference... (read in full...)
How long does it take for a man to ejaculate?
Q. I'm just wondering, how long should it take for a guy to cum?...
A. 16 March 2008: haahhahaah
ahh.. man
i love the other aunts.
brings a whole new meaning to "Gone in 60 seconds"
all i'm gonna say is, its not a race. how long does it take for you to cum?
how long does it take for a man to cum? twice as long as the m... (read in full...)
Unique appearance vs. Attracting women
Q. Unique appearance vs. Attracting women. Is this why I can't get a girlfriend? Hi. Most of you by now will have seen my avatar. I have an afro. I like my hair. I feel like it adds more to my character. Unfortunately, I don't feel attr...
A. 15 March 2008: Women are shallow. you're too fat, too thin, too tall, too short, too white. too black. too asian. too drunk. hair is too long/short etc etc and i Don't care that the girls reading this say.. you have all done this at some point or another. ... (read in full...)
I am very "turned on" by my wife with another man, is this crazy?
Q. This is a little embarrassing, but have been wanting to ask someone about this for some time, but have never had the guts to ask any of my friends. My wife and I have a good friend (David). We've been friends with him for about 4 years. The 3 of ...
A. 14 March 2008: Simple answer. In todays world, it's normal, not to everyones taste, but it's normal.... (read in full...)
Very attracted to my cousin, should I act on it?
Q. i really like my cousin she and i are both 15 and i think she really likes me also. i desperately wanna kiss her make out and all that stuff because shes got nice boobs nice posterior hot body unbelievable attractive face. what should i do, i just ...
A. 14 March 2008: "i think she really likes me " She's your cousin... OF course she likes you... AS A COUSIN Keep it in your pants. and not in the family.... (read in full...)
How can I marry someone and have the thought that my wife has slept with someone else and I haven't?
Q. Hello I dated a girl for about 4 months. We fell in love quickly. We always saw each other before our relationship. She's my best friend's sister and is a year and a half older than me. We took each others virginity. We broke up because of some ...
A. 14 March 2008: You're a whore. You are a male whore and a whiney little bitch at that. So pull up your panties there Loretta and stop being so selfish. So. you're.. in Love... yeah, likely story. She has sex with one guy and for some reason, you know the app... (read in full...)
Any suggestions what I can get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Q. My boyfriend's birthday is coming up. Can anyone give any good and different suggestions? He doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, going out for like a meal or nights away is hard we both work nights and hardly have time together. Can any one giv...
A. 14 March 2008: ok.. so a martini and a bj is out of the question. maybe but him a Xbox 360 or a wii. :D... (read in full...)
Should I go to a "Gentleman's Club" to lose my virginity or am I selling myself short?
Q. Hey guys, I've been pondering this for a while now, but I'd like to get some outside opinions on this. I'm still a virgin at 20, and quite frankly I'm over it. It hasn't happened yet, I can't see it happening anytime soon, and I just feel bored ...
A. 14 March 2008: not too sure what i can add that hasn't realy ready been said.
i didn't love my virginity till i was 19. hell didn't even kiss a girl till i was 19.
i guess theres 2 things to look at.
#1. the long you leave it the more you're going to bea... (read in full...)
Is there any physical harm in giving or receiving a golden shower?
Q. My husband and I have a great relationship. We have been married 24 years and our only child is on his own now. We have always been open to "suggestions" as long as it doesn't hurt the other or both physically. We always agreed to try what the ...
A. 13 March 2008: same as most people ahve said. no harm.
However. i knew of a couple who did and tried everything. and i mean everything.
So. the girl wanted him to giev her a golden shower. now most people know that guys usually don't like stopping mid str... (read in full...)
Any tips for my mum in dealing with my little brothers immature gf??
Q. Hi aunts, My mom has a bit of a problem with my little brother's girlfriend. She is 16 but a very imature 16 and when she's out she keeps flushing sanitary towels down the toilet resulting in it getting blocked and the pipes blocked also. She wa...
A. 12 March 2008: " Hello there gf of my son. you know sanitary towels don't get flushed right?"
a little embarrasment will do her good. will make her remember not to do it and not to feel like an idiot.
Hell lets just hope she's putting them in the right hole. ... (read in full...)
We've been together 2 months and he's cheated on me. How do I know for sure he won't do this again?
Q. Recently my boyfriend admited that he cheated on me. I forgave him after a period of time. Up to now I am not having any trust issues but I am worried that it may happen again we have only been together for 2 months but I really like him and I think ...
A. 11 March 2008: "I am not having any trust issues but I am worried that it may happen again " Thats whats commenly knowen as a Trust Issue. If you Trusted him. you wouldn't worry. I am REALLY restraining from ripping you a new virtual A-hole i REALLY am try... (read in full...)
Is my boyfriend gay? Do I test him?
Q. Ok im goin out with a guy who is really sweet and is always hyper.................well a few days ago my friend told me that when they asked him to go out with me he told them he was gay!!!! and so now idk wut to do.......should i test him? cuz i ...
A. 11 March 2008: Hello little girly i'm a 55 year old over weight beared chunky monkey. Gimmie a kiss NOW!!!! and if you don't then that means you're a raving lesbian!! HAR HAR HAR. seriously. i know you're a ditzy teenager still waiting to hit pubirty and... (read in full...)
Save me from the clutches of the widow!!!
Q. I am married and have three children and caring wife. Due to some financial trouble I came across to my relative. She is a young widow and alone, she helped me, but when I had paid the amount I had asked for intrest she said "please satisfy me." I ...
A. 10 March 2008: So... this woman helps you out financially? You paid her back in full and wanted to know what her lost interest would have been to also repay that. Instead she says "F*ck me" and you just drop your pants. Now she's obsessed and wanting it or... (read in full...)
He slept with a girl I met in the pub...should I forgive him or move on alone??
Q. I met the most wonderful guy on holiday 10 months ago and i fell head over heels for him. He is amazing, and although i am only 18 i want to spend the rest of my life with him. However, last night he hurt me in the worst possible way. He phoned me ...
A. 9 March 2008: i understand people drink. but to drink to get drunk.. and stupidly drunk.... yeah.
he seems like a Real winner.
You will be forever looking over your shoulder and second guessing yourself with this guy.
so he got drunk... Really drunk... ... (read in full...)
Is it normal for middle aged guys to masterbate?
Q. O.k i don't know whether its me just being naive but i need to know whether this is normal? I have caught my dad a couple of times masturbating in his bedroom...believe me that was traumatising enough but what i want to know is, is it normal for a ...
A. 7 March 2008: if your dads a guy. then yes, yes its perfectly natural. did you know your granparents still hump? cause they do. sex is something we never stop doing. Sad you saw him but yeah its natural.... (read in full...)
If I have anal sex do I keep my virginity in tact?
Q. My man and I want to make love but I don't want to lose my virginity yet. He has convinced me that if we have anal sex then this will be possible. Is this true?...
A. 6 March 2008: yes. your vaginal virginity will still be intact. however your sphincter well be far for virginal. #1 don't let him pressure you into it if you don't want it. #2 its gonna get Really stinky and messy. and for the love of god and all th... (read in full...)
Do you think I'm gay? I have also liked boys, but have not imagined going further than kissing.
Q. hiya, i have a big problem.. since i was young i've suspected that i may like the same sex, and i've liked a few guys but couldn't possibly imagine goin any further than a kiss. I've liked a few girls over the years but at the moment, i think i cud ...
A. 5 March 2008: yeah. re-read your post. you spent maybe 3 seconds talking about going no futher than kissing a guy and then bladder on about women. in love? no. love is somehting you only feel when it is being returned by that person. you're infatuated... (read in full...)
Could we make this relationship work?
Q. I like this boy, who added me on myspace. We've gotton really close and we always talk online and text each other but the trouble is he lives too far away. He says he likes me and everything and is willing to make it work. but i'm confused. ...
A. 5 March 2008: i really am just thinking of writing out a generic sample of my phrases and number then and have people check them for refference.. Long Distance relationships, internet dating. relations with a tacher. first cousin, second cousin. brother ... (read in full...)
He's asked me to have "nasal sex!!!" What the hell's that???
Q. Hi, I know this is going to sound pretty weird but please help me with my relationship because everything was great until my boyfriend asked if we could have nasal sex. I don't even now what that is or if he's for real but one time he asked for it ...
A. 5 March 2008: ok. so i can maybe get the tip of my thumb up my noise. but it takes a bit or force. ( tried and tested cause i'm a professional)
so.. um..
does you boy friend suffer with micro penis? cause i think thats the only way he could do it.
Wow. i... (read in full...)
My wife's lesbian friend is breaking up marriages and my wife doesn't think it's a problem.
Q. I'm having issues with my wife's new found friends- 2 are a couple m/f and married and the other is a lesbian and they are next door neighbors. The lesbian broke up the couple marriage but they got back together and now the lesbian is breaking up ...
A. 5 March 2008: Damn lesbians and their Evil powers which they force others to do their evil bidding.
#1. have you even talked to these "Lesbians"
#2. have you spoke to your friend about the lesbians breaking up his marriage?
#3. Have you spoke to your f... (read in full...)
Whats a personal demon?
Q. Whats a personal demon? Im perparing myself for the worst cuz my ex broke it off last nite sayin he has a personal demon controllin his life and he would explain 2 me in a few days. Well where he works is my local grocery store hes a manager and my ...
A. 4 March 2008: Everyone has a personal demon.
its that little voice in the back of your head putting you down.
an issue. a person. an emotion. aa event, a situation. a secret. personal termoil.
his demond could be a million things. depression. illness, so ... (read in full...)
Did he enjoy it??
Q. If a boy cums and breathes heavy while you give him a handjob, does this mean he likes it? Please help because I'm scared i didn't do a good job lol......
A. 4 March 2008: if he came. then yes.
heavy breathing is a usual thing , means your hearts racing. most guys arn't vocal. so.. if he goes limp. or doesn't cum. probably means its not working for him. OR... and this is a big OR.. theres something on his mind whi... (read in full...)
We are totally in love but only 14...is it ok to have sex??
Q. Is it ok to have sex when you are 14 and totally in love with your girlfriend and she is totally in love with you? I will definatley use a condom becasue we really do not want her to get pregnant. I know this probably sounds stupid and an obvious ...
A. 4 March 2008: no. no it is not ok.
if you do you will be sent to jail for underage sex.
love... define this "love" you speak of.
i always laugh when people say " So we're so in love so we're going to have sex"
since when did people have to be in lo... (read in full...)
How can I tell my mum I don't want to take "the pill"?
Q. hi I'm 13 and my mum recently put me on the pill but I don't want to take it. I was wondering does anyone know how I could tell my mum I don't want to take it without shouting or fighting please???...
A. 2 March 2008: there are alot of alternitives to taking the pill, a patch or a 3 monthly injection.
however. i think the biggest question is WHY do you not want to take the pill? whats your reason for not wanting it?... (read in full...)
Would it be wrong for a 36 year old to date a teenager? Can people choose who they are attracted to?
Q. honeslty do people think this is wrong if a 36 year old man is really really attracted to a 16 year old (mature, or so he thinks) girl...i mean people cant help who they're attracetd to right??? and if he got carried away and ended up in bed with ...
A. 2 March 2008: well. 16 is legal. Is it wrong? no. Is it right? not really no. Theres a big difference between being attracted to someone and doing the right thing. you are. whever you wanna hear this or not. are still just a baby. you've probably have... (read in full...)
We love and trust each other but he always complains I'm too horny.
Q. I am 21 yrs old and my bf's 24. He always complain that i'm too horny. we both are in love each other and we trust each other. Please help...
A. 2 March 2008: ok simple answer. Don't have sex with him. Leave it for a while. Hard I know but do it. When he wants sex, don't let him have it. Your roles will switch and he will be the one wanting it because you.. don't" Believe me it will work.... (read in full...)
How can I tell if my cousin feels the same about me as I do about him
Q. SO here...goes ...its VERY long i feel as if i might be getting over my cousin but i know its only temporary. because it's almost like a cycle, i have on and off feelings for my 1st cousin (who although is adopted) i should treat like a brother. ...
A. 1 March 2008: so. he's not a blood relation. and he's adopted.
eh ok i see no real problem here.
all i can say is. you ain't related.
if you were then i'd really have something to say about it.
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Why do some women choose 'bad boys' over 'normal' guys, as nine times out of ten, they get hurt in the end?
Q. Why do some women choose 'bad boys' over 'normal' guys, as nine times out of ten, they get hurt in the end?...
A. 29 February 2008: Because women arn't real people like you and me.
They're pretty and shallow and like being treated like crap.
"Oh no.. Dr. V. how can you say that i've been with my boy fie for years and he's woverly and would never ever dooo such a thing..."... (read in full...)
My boyfriend wants me to kiss him over his body but I'm not sure what to do or where I really need advice.
Q. My boyfriend wants me to kiss him over his body but I'm not sure what to do or where I really need advice, he's my first every boyfriend and he's had loads of experience, he's always kissing me and touching me but I don't do anything back, and I ...
A. 29 February 2008: ahh.. the Corpse of dead fish syndrome.
sorry but you're Lazy and selfish.
just try experimenting see what works and what doesn't. but for god sake dont just lay there like a corpse letting the poor bastard do all the work. because he will ... (read in full...)
Can anyone help give me tips to lose 30kg?
Q. I really have to lose about 30kg. I need help please. Anything that would work? I do swim and walk about 2 kilometres a day but it doesn't seem to work. Please help me. thx. xxx....
A. 29 February 2008: Cut out all sugar. all cheese and all wheat ( bread/dough based products)... (read in full...)
Can anyone tell me what a "spit roast" is???
Q. What's a "spit roast" all these lasses at school where taking the piss out of a girl at school because she didn't know what it meant and I just laughed along so they didn't know any different. What does it actually mean? ...
A. 29 February 2008: oh dear.
you know what a Spit roast is? like an actual spit roast?
Its where you take usually a pig. stick a pole through its mouth and out of its arse and.. roast it on a fire.
its called spit roasitng because the juices boil and spits.. ... (read in full...)
The age differecen would be huge...but would it be right??
Q. The problem is that I am 28 years old, a mature student at University, and the female students are younger than me, aged 19-23. Am I too old to date a younger female student aged 20-23? Is it morally wrong? The age gap (say I found a girlfriend aged ...
A. 28 February 2008: What the hell? i was 19 and the girl was 30... and boy did she know what she was doing. thats not an age gap. stop worrying and get in there skippy!... (read in full...)
I brush him off when he wants sex, so now he's watching porn and hiding it from me, what should I do?
Q. (This is my fake anonymous account. I am Female) I caught my fiance masturbating in the basement while watching porn over the internet. I pretended I didn't see him as he scrambled to cover his tracks. He minimized everything in his desktop and ...
A. 28 February 2008: heres some light reading. http://www.dearcupid.org/question/she-caught-me-watching-porn-but-we-dont.html i like how this is the guy and you're the women. and vise versa. you reject him - he watches porn - you want nothing to do with bump... (read in full...)
She caught me watching porn, but we don't have sex anymore, so whose fault is this?
Q. My live-in partner caught me watching porn and wacking off. She ofcourse pretended as though she didn't see anything. I don't like her trying to sneak up on me and it ticks me off because she's never allowed me to have sex with her for years no...
A. 28 February 2008: Secretly is such a loose word. heres the diabetic version ie: not sugar coated. Whats the Real reason you both ain't bumping uglies? sounds like theres alot more too this playing hide the sausage. the only true way you will find out is by si... (read in full...)
Is there any way to stop wet dreams??
Q. Hi, I'm 14 and i recently started getting "wet dreams" - it's quite annoying and how to stop it ? Also , sometimes i wake up after one, I clean the semen with a tissue and flush it down the toilet.. can someone get pregnant if they use the toilet s...
A. 26 February 2008: Devilish Angel : sorry but your info so totally off.
Sperm does not die instantly.
Outside the body, they can live for several hours if kept at body temperature. around 20 minutes - 1 hour in general condictions.
and unless your sperm... (read in full...)
My dad's ex is blackmailing me into bringing my mates round for sex...what can I do??
Q. This is serious whether you want to believe it or not. I'm having sex with my dads exgirlfriend but now she is demanding for me to bring my friends round to fuck her or she'll tell my dad and it would really be bad for me and my dads relation...
A. 26 February 2008: i'm kinda agreeing with Collaroy.
Lets say this is true.
well. thats what you get you screwing your dads ex girlfriend
bring you mates round let her gang bang them bring tons of guys round. put an advert out for it and let her fuck around.
... (read in full...)
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