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Just a humble vaudevillian veteran merely playing my part.

If i can help, i will.

if you're deserving of help. then i shall help.

You may not like what i have to say. but i speak to truth.

yes i will be harsh if you are being stupid or a moron about the situation you're in.

I do not care for feed back. those of you who rate me as "poor" do this merely because i an blunt and to the point.

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21 June 2008: As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!

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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...

Humanity - the other white meat

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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...

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How do I control my negative thoughts, loneliness and jealousy?

Q.   Hello everyone, any advice as always muchly appreciated. My boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me 3 1/2 months ago (http://www.dearcupid.org/question/what-do-i-do-now-im-lost.html) It was all very out of the blue and I've been struggling to ...

A.   2 February 2008: sweety, i'm 26 and have been single for over 5 years. move on deleted all messages, emails. pictures saved convosations.. and push him out of your life.... (read in full...)

How can I get my dad to allow me a bf??

Q.   My dad won't let me have a boyfriend and i'm 13. What can i do to allow me to have a boyfriend? He said i could do something called courting and thats when i invite a boy over my house to watch TV and my dad questions the hell out of him; that is ...

A.   2 February 2008: well your dad is being protective, and doesn't want to see you get hurt. and by that i mean raped. thats right everyone else reading this i said raped. I know many girls who have been and if i ever find the guys i will be posting their te... (read in full...)

Will I last long when I am having sex for the first time??

Q.   Should I last long on my first time of having sex?...

A.   2 February 2008: is the question your asking if you Will last long? or if you should just pop your bottle like its a race? if you ejaculate within 30 second - 3 minutes you might wanna pick up some desencising spray. if its the first remark, then.. no probab... (read in full...)

Is this just a passing phase??

Q.   Hi i'm 16 , and i'm a bit lost at the moment. I'm attracted to girls and boys, but i've never really had the chance to experiment with boys. I also like to wear girls clothes. Is this just a passing phase? Will it pass in time? What should i do? ...

A.   2 February 2008: Don't Dream it, Be It. That is a good question. but, that is a question for yourself, not us. Do you enjoy doing it daily? once a week? will you POV change late inlife? of course. Look at Eddie Izard. Action transvestite. What sh... (read in full...)

She won't have vaginal sex with me, only the back door kind!

Q.   Hi, I have been dating this girl from past 3 years now. We tried having vaginal sex many times but every time i have been unable to penetrate her for some or other reason. Either she is too scared of the pain either she is too tense etc.We tried ...

A.   30 January 2008: somes girls loveeee anal. and some hate it. this is certainly a first. Most anal sex fans will douche or..clear out before getting going.Granted you'll see guys in porn doing a girl in the butt without a rubber and it doesn't come out looking... (read in full...)

Why would a condom hurt

Q.   i tried on a condom (i dont know why) i found in my brothers room it kind of hurt when it was stretching and ive never pulled my foreskin back fully before, please tell me if this is wrong...

A.   27 January 2008: try mastuebating more and pulling on the foreskin i know that sounds odd but that can be a cause.. if you're using a condom thats too small. in that case congratulations.... (read in full...)

NI number criteria

Q.   Can I apply for an NI number before Im 16? Im 15 next month can I apply for one because my auntie is trying to get me a job at hers...

A.   26 January 2008: are you English by birth? and are you a citizen of the uk? if you were born in england and was registed then you will recieve a card around the age of 16. as you can't really use it before then.... (read in full...)

Any time I get a call from a number I don't reccognize, I don't answer. Does this make me paranoid?

Q.   Any time anyone calls me, if I don't know the number, I won't answer it, and I feel guilty too as if whoever's calling knows I am unintentionally anwering to avoid them. Is this normal, or am I paranoid? I feel bad a lot, like that everyone hates me ...

A.   26 January 2008: ok not answering the phone on numbers you don't know.. i see no problem with.. buy new windows.. buy insurence.. buy a subscription.. etc etc howver if you're having real bouts of paranoia then thats a little more serious. have you ever smoked ... (read in full...)

Are condoms foolproof

Q.   can u get pregnant from cum alraedy bein in the condom?...

A.   26 January 2008: assuming the condom is intact then you're fine. if it splits while inside you then yes its possible. if the guy ejactulates in the rubber, pulls it off , doesn't clean up properly and then you have unprotected sex then yes that is possible. ... (read in full...)

How to be more masculine and be myself

Q.   Hi whats masculinity, my girl friends dumped me because she says i'm not masculine enough. Now I resent talking about my feelings to her, I wasn't comfortable with it at the time and now I know why. How can you increase your masculinity....

A.   26 January 2008: try working out, build muscle. that will also give you an inflated ego and confidence. just make sure you don't become pigheaded in that. though... women like it, strange fruit indeed.... (read in full...)

One in the hand is worth two in the bush

Q.   okay, i have known a guy online 2 years now. we were even 'together' for a few months before i said i wasnt comfortable until we met.. he lost his internet connection for almost a year but we still managed by sending emails each day. now he has his ...

A.   26 January 2008: stop meeting weird guys online. long distance relationships and internet dating doesn't work. try real world dating.... (read in full...)

Should I run away?

Q.   I'm a girl and I'm 13 years old. I've been going through depression and a hard time in life. I'm really shy at school, but I've been like that like my whole life. But ever since grade 7 started I've been really sad and lonely. I think all of my ...

A.   26 January 2008: You know i know this is not an easy age of life. but i went through that as well. was always a shy kid, making freinds is never easy. but why'd you feel shy what makes you feel uncomfertable with tlaking to people? running away.. when people r... (read in full...)

A question for girls...have any of you ever masturbated like this??

Q.   I have always wondered if anybody else has ever masturbated this way or if it was just me. What I used to do a lot (I rarely do it this way anymore) was to prop myself completely off the floor by holding myself up with my hands and leaning over the ...

A.   24 January 2008: i have read this... 12 times now. and i'm having the most amazingly hard time trying to work out what the hell you're doing lol. i just can#t quite picture it : /... (read in full...)

Shall I make a move or do I have to wait for him??

Q.   Hi I am very shy. I am in a relationship for 2 and a half years now, and he hasn't kissed me yet. Every time I am with him something stops me from touching or kissing him... I have never been kissed. I know it is weird ok! Anyway, when I am not wi...

A.   24 January 2008: ok the fact You personally haven't been kissed aged around 27-28 ok that i can understand ( i didn't get kissed till 19) but.. how can you have a "Relationship" for 2.5 years with out kissing. or being kissed or... anything? i'm curious as to th... (read in full...)

Is a 'no sex' relationship ok?

Q.   hi me an my boyfriend have been together for about a year and a half now. we are happy together but not inlove yet! is that strange? i care about him so much though and i know he would never take advantage of me and he respects me so much! ...

A.   23 January 2008: nothing wrong with a sexless relationship. and nothing wrong with being togehter and not being in "love" personally love should be something that talkes a while. love is trust and respect. most people who fall instantly in love after a week are... (read in full...)

I'm curious - is a vibrator better than a penis?

Q.   Hi I am considering getting a vibe. I orgasm readily anyway with my partner who is attentive so don't need it to achieve orgasm. How much better is the orgasm is the intensity different or the length? Or is it preety much the same? Thanks!...

A.   23 January 2008: Battery operated boyfriend. go buy one and find out. i recomment the rabbit. the purple one or the G-shock.... (read in full...)

She's all I think about but...she has a bf! what should I do here?

Q.   i'm 15 and I really like my 16yr old friend. the problem is she has a bf. so the other day she gav me a kiss on the cheek. i'm also good friends wit her sister. my friend went and asked the sister of girl that i like if she (the sister Of the ...

A.   22 January 2008: The problem is she has a boyfriend. which means. she has a Bf. and is seeing someone else. which means you are now in the Friends zone.. No there is nothing you can do to get out of it. she is seeing someone and it is her choice to make no... (read in full...)

He was abusive so I finally broke up with him! Would he have changed?

Q.   I never flat out told my ex that I was going to break up with him if he kept on being abusive. But, after trying to break up with him many times I finally did. Throughout our relationship and even after I told him that it was because he was ...

A.   22 January 2008: An Abusive relationship it much like being an Alcoholic. You keep going back thiking next time it'll different. what happens when you're an Alcoholic and you drink? Excatly the same as what happens to someone who goes back to an abusive ... (read in full...)

My earlier girlfriend used to squirt a lot. Is this a "must" ? Is it normal?

Q.   my earlier girlfriend used to squirt a lot and she produced a lot of lubricant when we had sex..but my current girlfriend doesn't..she just gets wet and nothing as such..is it normal or pls explain...sami from britain...

A.   20 January 2008: normal. some get wetter than others. its nothing you're doing wrong or with her. thats just how it is because everyone is different.... (read in full...)

We're trying to rescue him. Any ideas what we could do?

Q.   I am the oldest of 3 (22), but I get on really well with brother who is the youngest (18). I know it sounds weird coming from his brother but before I left for my year backpacking this time last year, he was a really nice and caring person who ...

A.   20 January 2008: Uncanny how your brother and i sound the same. only minus the gf and the help. other than that, bullied, left high school. college drop out too. and have a hate of certain women. basicly he's a broken man. you strive to do the right thing. to... (read in full...)

19 years old...is sex with my 16 yo gf wrong??

Q.   I am an 19 year old and im currently in a relationship with a 16 year old girl. I am in madly in love with her and i have never felt this way about anyone else. I've been with her for over 6 months now and we are ready for sex, but im not sure whe...

A.   20 January 2008: 16 is legal here in the UK. personally.. i prefer my girls with a strong head on their shoulders and anyone under 23 has never done it for me. i guess the only things i have left to say. Don't force her into it. Let her want to do it for... (read in full...)

Could extra viginal skin be a problem (thus have to be removed)?

Q.   Okay this is gonna sound really wierd coming from a 14 year old virgin girl(and no this is not about me wanting to have sex now. I find that really nasty). Okay well, in my family girls have "extra skin" over vaginas.(like two flaps)My sister had to ...

A.   20 January 2008: Ok. now i know you're young so i took my time finding this. Don't worry. its only drawings, not actual pictures. http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/623/1179778918954kp3.jpg What you have to remember is. Ever single vagina out there is differe... (read in full...)

Should we allow our daughter to meet this guy?

Q.   My daughter's 16, and in college studying beauty therapy. She intends to work in tourism as a beauty therapist when she's older, and is doing well on her course. She's got a 21-year-old sister who's at university in Nottingham. Last week she ...

A.   20 January 2008: in once sence i admire your understanding that.. kids will be kids and they will usually always go behind your back.. but seriously... he's 43... and she's 16. how would you like me to paint this picture for you? Bad jue jue!!... (read in full...)

Ready to have sex but too embarrssed!

Q.   Me and my boyfriend have been going out for over 3 months now. I have sucked him off and given him a hand-job. As he is two years older than me, he says he doesnt want to have sex as i am not ready yet and he says that he is happy with waiting ...

A.   19 January 2008: aw. how cute! well.. when you two do both finally bump uglies. the first time.. is alot fo WTF??? ooooh.... so thats what this is for.. don't be embarresed. the first time is always unpredictable. USE A CONDOM or i will smite you both. bu... (read in full...)

He likes to receive, but won't give. Why not?

Q.   my boyfriend and i have been going out for more than a year. he's my first boyfriend and i really relaly love him. we've been having sex for half a year and he's the one who always initiates it. i do go down on him when i feel he wants it, but i ...

A.   18 January 2008: ahh.. gotta love guys. however girls can be very much the same. i like giving. i did it.. about 8-9 times for this one girl.. AND THEN.. she told me " Oh i don't do that" simple answer. do what i did. don't ever do it again for them :... (read in full...)

My daughter thinks she is one week pregnant

Q.   hi everyone, i need help, i need advice., my daughter was only 16 and i found out she is positive" she is 1 week pregnant" i can not accept it specialy she still in her high school so i told her i can not accept it and her boyfriend was only 17 ...

A.   16 January 2008: ah the joys of having kids, girls no less. well. she ain't the first and she certianly won't be the last person in history to have become preggers... Now. i do have a question for you.. did YOU tell her she was getting an abortion? or did y... (read in full...)

I work at a school and am having feelings for this young male student. Advice is needed.

Q.   I work in a school, and have been working with a 18 year old male student for a number of years. About five months ago I realized that I have strong feelings for him and what an awesome person he is. I have never told him how I felt (its my ...

A.   16 January 2008: have you never seen the movie the graduate? i see thing wrong with this. if you're worried about your career, just wait till he's out and then pounce him! you only live once my dear, make it full of good memories!... (read in full...)

Will a butt plug damage me?

Q.   hi there, i would like to know what damage can be done to the anus if a butt plug is inserted and is kept there for 4-5 hrs a day every day...

A.   16 January 2008: depends on what kinda size we're talking here. reguardless of size though.. you might want to give you self a day or 2 break after using it.. you want you anus to retain its original size and not become used ot being overly slack other wise you... (read in full...)

What are the best Adult dating/ sex personal sites for REAL results, and are some of them scams?

Q.   I am recently broken up from a girl I loved very much, and Im living the single life. But I don't really want a relationship, and I'm really just looking for a few hookups in my area. So I joined 2 sex personal sites, www.hornymatches.com, and ...

A.   16 January 2008: the best dating site out there is called The Real World. They are ALL scam sites. thorw the site name into google along with scam. you got off light this time, as i';m in a meloncoly mood, other wise i'd ahve ripped you a new one about intern... (read in full...)

How do you take a pregnancy test?

Q.   This sounds totally stupid, but how do you take a pregnancy test? I'm just curious, and feel so embarrassed that I don't know. Do you pee on it?...

A.   15 January 2008: i'd assume it comes with instructions either printed on the box or on a flyer in side the box. if in doubt.. http://www.ehow.com/how_1183_home-pregnancy-test.html... (read in full...)

What makes you are Virgin?

Q.   Okay so i have a question about what makes you a virgin. I know that different people fell different ways about this subject but i want opinions. I havent had sex but i have given oral, and hand jobs, and i have been fingered. Am I still considered ...

A.   15 January 2008: This is always a interesting subject to me. In the Striaght ( hetrosexual ) sence, you're a virgin. its a question of penetration when it comes to hetrosexuality. However.. If you.. a lesbian say, and you've never been sexual with a guy... (read in full...)

Problems with bullying...

Q.   Hi, well I have a problem with bullying. It's not physical but at the moment they are mentally and verbally bullying me by making remarks about me to my best m8 and also shouting horrible names at me and calling me a tramp. There are 2 main culprits ...

A.   15 January 2008: Ahh Bullying.. i remember it well. I was beaten with one of those metal chair legs across my back, while a teacher watched. and done nothing. don't bother telling your teachers, we know they don't give a shit really. you want to fix... (read in full...)

How effective are condoms?

Q.   Lets say your partner has a STD and he wears a condom no matter what weather it's oral or intercourse etc... Is it still possible for you to get STDs?...

A.   14 January 2008: depends on what std. but..Yes. it is possible you Could contract that he has. i would recommed getting checked out on a regluar basis if you're having regular sex with him.... (read in full...)

Am I bi?

Q.   Lately I seem to look on the internet on porn and I can't stop myself... I'm disgusted in myself. I don't really have a degree in masturbating but what I do seems to work... is it wrong?? Also sometimes I seem to do it when thinking about p...

A.   14 January 2008: looking at porn, masturbating and free range chicken.. Its all Natural. you know Alot of women can't even orgasm and don't masturbate.. i have to applaude you for this. you've discovered what you like. and not many women can say that so you're o... (read in full...)

25 year old virgin who's never been in a relationship

Q.   I'm a 25 yr old English bloke who is a virgin and has never been in a relationship with a girl. As I get older, I suffer bouts of anxiety and depression, whereby I fixate on a girl and fantasize about asking her out. Then a voice in my head laugh...

A.   14 January 2008: sorry to dive in here. " red1982.. : I know that it sounds really dodgy - but have you tried dating websites?" don't waste your time or money on dating websites. if you Really want dodgy try myspace at least you know they're people. Hot wo... (read in full...)

Very confused over my sexual orientation...help me sort this out!

Q.   I am a 31 year old male. All of my sexual encounters have been with men. However after these encounters I feel the need to take super long showers or baths ( 5 hours or more each. All the time after every encounter. I have scrubbed my skin raw a ...

A.   14 January 2008: Little OCD going on there eh? well. you could be BI. have you always been with men? ever been with a women? and if not.. why not try it, you only live once, if you're attracted to them.. go for it. as for the 5 hour long showers..do you hav... (read in full...)

If he calls more than once a day...does that mean he likes you?

Q.   when a guy calls you daily more than once a day does that mean that he likes you?or does he just want someone to talk ?...

A.   14 January 2008: i think the fact that he called you even once a day probably means he does.... (read in full...)

How do I offer to pay for half of our dinner date?

Q.   I've recently started dating this great guy. We went to the movies last week and he paid for that (he bought the tickets beforehand so I didn't really have a say). Now we are meant to be going out to dinner later this week, and I don't want him to ...

A.   14 January 2008: Bloody women... Ok. i know we're not in the 1950's anymore, where you take your : "Gal" , "Dame" or to a lesser extent your "Broad" to the Box Social or the Drive in. Hell or even Make-out point. Guys have.. ( usually ) always pa... (read in full...)

My bf refused to be with me through my recent abortion and I feel 'let down' by him. He should've been with me...right?

Q.   Hi, i have been with my boyfriend for 8 months now, and it was all going really good..but i have just gone through with an abortion, one of the most horrible experiences of my life. i was so embarrased and ashamed of myself i only told one close ...

A.   14 January 2008: He sounds like a real winner. Abortion is.. a touche subject. was it the right thing to do? the wrong thing? you're strong for you age admitting that.. at 17 you woulnd't have been able to cope. and for that i respect the decision. Not onl... (read in full...)

My younger sister makes me horny, please help.

Q.   hi. I am 15 and i get really horny when i am around my younger sister who is 13. I really want to see her naked but never have. What should i do?...

A.   13 January 2008: try searching the internet for porn in private... yes i know you're 15 but we all have to start somewhere. i'll put it down to your raging hormones that you're confused because everyone is at that age. and more to the point as laura said, get ... (read in full...)

How can I find someone who wants more than a drunken fumble??

Q.   I'm getting a bit fed up of meeting girls and nothing actually becoming of it, how do i know when a girl is actually interested and wants a bit more than a drunken fumble? How can i meet some one that i can have some good times with, i just see...

A.   13 January 2008: well a friend of mine is a lesbian. red head. fanstastic body on her. pretty shy. doens't drink to get drunk. and is looking for a women. been trying to hook her up for a while. want her email?... (read in full...)

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