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If i can help, i will.
if you're deserving of help. then i shall help.
You may not like what i have to say. but i speak to truth.
yes i will be harsh if you are being stupid or a moron about the situation you're in.
I do not care for feed back. those of you who rate me as "poor" do this merely because i an blunt and to the point.
but the advice is still truthful.
But nobody likes the truth.
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Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!
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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...
Humanity - the other white meat
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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...
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She's now married with kids, but She said when she comes into town we could have sex.
Q. I've known this girl for about 8 yrs, I've had feelings for her for about 8 yrs as well. She too has feelings for me, unfortunately we had lost contact at one point in time, and she ended up with someone else. She is now married with kids. She move...
A. 11 April 2008: Listen, Boy.
Quit your bitching.
This is the Internet.
This is an open Forum.
You came here and asked what to do, thus Opening yourself to others advice and opinions.
If the people here didn't care they woulnd't bother responding to y... (read in full...)
She's now married with kids, but She said when she comes into town we could have sex.
Q. I've known this girl for about 8 yrs, I've had feelings for her for about 8 yrs as well. She too has feelings for me, unfortunately we had lost contact at one point in time, and she ended up with someone else. She is now married with kids. She move...
A. 11 April 2008: congratulations.
not only are you a home wrecker. but you're also a moron.... (read in full...)
Give me some tips on how I can leave a lasting impression on someone special! Cute and fun things...
Q. i need help..i want to know...what can i do thats cute and fun when im now visiting a special girl in my life...???what things to say??to do???its just that i dont want to say or do the wrong things...lets just say that i want to leave a GOOD ...
A. 8 April 2008: are you the same guy who posted
"I need tips on how to get a special girl to orgasm through oral"
if so.. eh/// yeah.. good luck with that.
maybe try carrying her tray at the lunch line.
and it sounds like you have a foot fetish.... (read in full...)
What do dearcupid readers think about online dating?
Q. I get very nervous around girls, and thats why I prefer online dating; I was just wondering what the readers of this site think about online dating?...
A. 8 April 2008: online dating is a waste or time and moey and effort. get your arse out in the real world... (read in full...)
My 16 year old daughter is dating someone 38!
Q. All Moms My 16 year old daughter is dating someone 38! I have told her and him both what I think of this situation. I realize that legally I can't do anything about it, as here you only have to be 14 to concent to sex and at 16 she could move...
A. 7 April 2008: I'm only gonna say this.
love it or hate it.
get her on the pill.... (read in full...)
Anything wrong with a 19 year old male dating 26 year old woman?
Q. Hello! I was wondering, is there anything technically wrong with a 19 year old male dating a 26 year old female.. with two twin kids? Maybe it's just a crush, but I believe I'm pretty into her. Obviously older men date younger girls, b...
A. 7 April 2008: i was 19 she was 32.
older women know what they're doing.
Gigidy.
shit, i'm 25 now. i'd be lucky to date a 26 year old.... (read in full...)
She's now married with kids, but She said when she comes into town we could have sex.
Q. I've known this girl for about 8 yrs, I've had feelings for her for about 8 yrs as well. She too has feelings for me, unfortunately we had lost contact at one point in time, and she ended up with someone else. She is now married with kids. She move...
A. 7 April 2008: my thoughts are.
she's a slut.
and you're a home wrecker.
this subject is offically moot.... (read in full...)
Any advice regarding Hepatitis B? I was just diagnosed.
Q. help!! i have been diagnosed of hypertitis B. is there a doctor here who can advice me on what to do? i mean what drugs to buy, what food to eat and what food to avoid. how dangreous is this desease. help cus i don't know to do....
A. 4 April 2008: I think you need to realise that Hepatitus B is indeed serious. How were you diagnosed? who diagnosed you?
and more to the point why you weren't given any infomation on it at the time.
Dearcupid.org is an agony Aunt site. we are not practicing D... (read in full...)
I'm having casual sex with my gay best friend, is this okay?
Q. Got myself in to a bit of a pickle. I have a best friend - we'll call him Harry. He's gay and for years he has always sort of been my "gay best friend." We do everything together and everyone has always joked we're like a couple. We stay over at ...
A. 4 April 2008: uh? enjoy the moment? you both don't want relationships. and you're both having sex. as long as you're not emotional interested then hey enjoy it... (read in full...)
She wants me to be more aggressive with my love-making!
Q. My wife says I love her , make love to her, too softly she wants me to be more aggressive. I need some examples and she says to me , figure it out . "I want to be taken not made love to". Help!...
A. 4 April 2008: smack her ass around. call her a ditch bitch and a slut
do her from behind and grab her hair and pull her head back.
scratch your nails down her back.
shit i left scars on the last chick i did that too. granted she loved it.
just watch some... (read in full...)
I'm a virgin and about to get married..honeymoon tips wanted!
Q. I'm twenty and still a VIRGIN ALL THE WAY. i have never even kissed a boy and about to get married in a few short months to a man who is also a virgin and has also never "bin there done that" I'm pretty sure the only sexual action we have both ...
A. 4 April 2008: "good Christian kids"
Theres an Oxymoron if ever i heard one.... (read in full...)
About to get Married! Any marriage advice from married people?
Q. Hello all...I'm just asking advice on marriage, we are getting married next week (after a 6 month romance). We just returned from 3 weeks in the tropics, spending 24/7 together, and we agree that we are just meant to be together. We are going to ...
A. 4 April 2008: well.. i guess congrats. and kiss yoursex life goodbye ... (read in full...)
I kissed my married boss!! Am I awful?
Q. Oh my god!! ive just got back from the pub and i feel so so so bad. ive never felt guilt like this before. im quite drunk, god il tell you what happened please help/ i love my boy friend so so so so much so much he's amazung to me and he ...
A. 4 April 2008: Ah. Alcohol.
its like liquid stupidity for the already mentally retarded.
i know a couple who love each other very much. his gf slept with 3 different guys in one week. and he knows. oh wait. they're swingers.
If you Loved your bf. you w... (read in full...)
Why do I keep choosing "mommy's boys" ?! How can I pick stronger guys?
Q. im 28 and i have trouble keeping a boyfriend as ive had 3 long term relationships its not me but the chaps i choose are weak mummys boys where am i going wrong they all says im not the problem i need some help here...
A. 4 April 2008: you right. you need an asshole whose gonna slap you around about and make pretty colours all over that cute face of yours.
Stronger men usually means they're assholes... or covering up for having a small pecker.
i think Mattman has hit the nail... (read in full...)
Is it cheating to masterbate over pictures of your wife's sisters?
Q. Is it cheating because I masturbate over pictures of my wife's two sisters?...
A. 4 April 2008: and they say romance is dead.... (read in full...)
They don't like me because I'm different, how do I chill out and fit in?
Q. i've always had a problem when it comes to making friends and fitting in, i'm not nasty or anything just quite shy. I admit i am abit different and when i started this year on my course i fit in really well but with people being there from school ...
A. 4 April 2008: "BEING AN INDIVIDUAL IS A LOT MORE FUN THAN BEING PART OF THE CROWD."
Words to live by indeed good job missaqua777
Crowds are for riots and lynches.
The self shall direct that crowd.... (read in full...)
My BF has been visiting sex chat rooms... should I be alarmed?
Q. Hi every one. Today i was on my boyfriend of two years computer. When i wen to type a website in the address box a list of previous websites came up. There was a single chat room one and one like face party but you meet people on there for sex. I ...
A. 2 April 2008: um.
i use a wireless network and i don't end up with sex chat rooms for singles on my computer.
what is logged on his computer is what he himself has viewed
and further more.WHAT THE STINKING CRAP FILLED HELL!!!
you're 16-17!! NO BABIE... (read in full...)
SITE NEWS: Over half a million visitors in March!
Q. I'm pleased to say that according to Google Analytics, March 08 was the busiest month ever for Dear Cupid! We had 519,747 unique visitors (i.e. people!) visit the site from 1st March 08 to 31st March 08 inclusive. Over HALF A MILLION people.... ...
A. 2 April 2008: Congrats andrew!
by rate of inflation i'd predict that by August you'll hit the 1 million mark.... (read in full...)
How can I trace my lost Dad?
Q. Please help me i want to find my dad and have very litte information on how to do so.....HELP...
A. 30 March 2008: if you have money then you can hire peopel. or. use the info you have and.. badicly google. it. 192.com
just cross refference everything you find thats usually how i find people.
but if you do ahve the money it would be easier... (read in full...)
Is it true my friend wont find peace with God after committing suicide?
Q. Good day to all, A girl I know commited suicide. To be honest I am not so upset about the suicide itself or even her death. She had a really really awful life and alot of bad things happen her entire life-from the day she was born. When I f...
A. 30 March 2008: If you're talking to God you're praying.
If God talks to you you're skitzophrenic.
i rather like male reader- anonymouses philosphy.
You go to chruch to become closer to god. you do "good" thigns to become closer to god..
does it not say... (read in full...)
Is it true my friend wont find peace with God after committing suicide?
Q. Good day to all, A girl I know commited suicide. To be honest I am not so upset about the suicide itself or even her death. She had a really really awful life and alot of bad things happen her entire life-from the day she was born. When I f...
A. 29 March 2008: My condolences for the loss of your friend.
I've lost many friends over the years too.
I am agnostic.
I dislike orginized religion.
I do not believe in Jesus and i do not believe in God.
As much as i love a good bible bashing sesson, i w... (read in full...)
I'm 25 and my parents have banned me from seeing my boyfriend, where can we meet in private?
Q. Ridiculous as it sounds, I'm 25 and my parents have banned me from seeing my boyfriend. They're very snobby and he is from a less priviliged background and they don't think he is good enough for me. We had been seeing each other 6 months befor...
A. 29 March 2008: "That's something sensible someone said to me on another forum...Why is this website so rubbish for answers?"
OOOHH la-de-dar.
I'm sorry we don't meet up to your Snobbish upbringing.
Here allow me to put on a tux and hand deliver your answer... (read in full...)
Only been married a year and my wifes gone off sex!!
Q. We are married for a year but we seldom have penetrative sex (almost none). My wife says its the trouble of her professional career (not finding a good job) thats putting her off sex. I have been co-operative but its getting on me now.. pls help.....
A. 28 March 2008: How do you stop your girlfreind from giving you a blow job or sex?
You marry her.
enjoy married life buddy.... (read in full...)
My partner has starting hitting me, where will I live with the children if I left him?
Q. I have been with my partner for 11 years and we now have three children together. Recently he has started to hit me [once causing a black eye]. He says its because when we argue. I won't back down and resort to tears which makes him angry. Beca...
A. 28 March 2008: meeting somebody else is the last thought you should be having.
In fact the first and formost thought you need to look at is, How long untill he turns on the kids?
And don't give me that "Oh i know him he wouldn't he loves them too much" bullsh... (read in full...)
I'm not deformed or ugly so....how come I've never had a girlfriend? I'm 33yrs old.
Q. I am 33 years old and have never had a girlfriend before, never had a meaningful conversation with a girl, never flirted before, havent really 'liked' anyone for 11 years, and I don't have ANY friends. It's not like I am deformed or ugly, I just h...
A. 27 March 2008: The self-fulfilling prophecy is, in the beginning, a false definition of the situation evoking a new behaviour which makes the original false conception come 'true'. This specious validity of the self-fulfilling prophecy perpetuates a reign of ... (read in full...)
He said it was a drunken mistake while we were split up...what should I do?
Q. i've been with my boyfriend for 1 year n half and it went great we were so happy until last night i found out he was seeing this girl twice whilst we were split up (but we knew it wouldnt last long and got back together within a week.) I am so ...
A. 25 March 2008: Well.
you know i was sorry too when i was drunk.
i mean.. i Technically did run over all those orphans at the bus shelter. but i was Drunk, so.. technically it wasn't me.. It was the Alcohol that did it.. not me. i'm innocent. it was all that ... (read in full...)
Have I just "spotted" something odd about my penis?
Q. Hey just a quick question really i have two or three really tiny little red dots on the head of my penis, im still a virgin and havent done any oral lately, dont think its much but just thought id check :)...
A. 25 March 2008: i assume you masturbate like the worlds gonna end. its probably just blood vessles, do a google search and you'll find many health sites out there with images so you can keep an eye on it.... (read in full...)
My cousin is in love with me but how can I live up to her expectations?
Q. I have a cousin who is in love with me. She suggests that she wants to marry me and says that she loves me, yet, nearly every week, we have a fight on something small and she expects me to say sorry, even thought it is my fault. She says she r...
A. 25 March 2008: Well you know what they say.
If you can't keep it in your pant, keep it in the family.
Look. i know regular women are a huge pain in our asses and they're petty,whiney and shallow.. ( this doens't reflect the lovely Aunt on here.. heavens fo... (read in full...)
I wanted sex, he didn't at first but in the end gave in! Now he claims it was rape?!
Q. The other night I came home drunk and very horny but my boyfriend was asleep in bed. I woke him up by kissing him and touching him down there. At first he told me leave him alone as he was tired but in the end he turned round and we had full sex, as ...
A. 24 March 2008: if he got hard. he enjoyed it thus not rape
there was a court case some years back a man claimed a women raped him. the judged ruled that because he became hard he was turned on and enjoyed it.
if you weren't turned on and didn't enjoy it ... (read in full...)
My new GF is making me choose between her and my son from a previous relation because she views my ex as a threat. Is there a middle ground?
Q. My girlfriend and i have been going out for over a year now...we have had a fairly rocky relationship (mainly due to the fact i have a 2 year old son by another woman). It was fine to start with but as time has passed i have tried to keep my...
A. 23 March 2008: the only middle ground is your son.
this girlfriend.. seems very obcessive.. i don;t know what the arrnage of your relationship is, but if your gf loves you. she woulnd't be asking this of you.
blood is thicker than water.
if you love you... (read in full...)
My new GF is making me choose between her and my son from a previous relation because she views my ex as a threat. Is there a middle ground?
Q. My girlfriend and i have been going out for over a year now...we have had a fairly rocky relationship (mainly due to the fact i have a 2 year old son by another woman). It was fine to start with but as time has passed i have tried to keep my...
A. 23 March 2008: the only middle ground is your son.
this girlfriend.. seems very obcessive.. i don;t know what the arrnage of your relationship is, but if your gf loves you. she woulnd't be asking this of you.
blood is thicker than water.
if you love you... (read in full...)
He's told me that oral sex is something that he looks at as degrading and I've never had someone that loves me as he does - other guys feel this way?
Q. I'm in a relationship with a very wonderful guy. We compliment each other very well and have a very healthy relationship and can talk freely about any issues we have or feelings that need to be resolved. But there's one problem -- I can't understand ...
A. 23 March 2008: "he doesn't like me giving him a blowjob"
Wow.
i mean... Just Wow.
sounds like he needs to see a sex therapist. i mean. guys got issues,
if its Degrading.. then he woulnd't do it on one night stands either. just urious. but.. regua... (read in full...)
Is my alcoholic husband cheating?
Q. My husband has his own cleaning business and he's an alcoholic. We have a girl that works for us and she is also an alcoholic/drug person. She will miss like 14 days of work at a time but my husband won't get rid of her. Is he cheating?...
A. 23 March 2008: how bad of an Alcoholic is he? he might be a crossdress for all you know.
an Alcoholic Crossdresser.
I'm not going to answer whever the drunky is playing hide the sausage, Does it matter at this point?
You don'#t trust your husband Regua... (read in full...)
We used extra-safe condoms when we had sex but my period is late, could I be pregnant?
Q. Well me and my boyfriend had sex four times. The first time we used a pleasuremax condom. It didnt split. But he didnt roll it off, he pulled it so everything fell onto his bed (I was dressed by the point). The next three times we used extra safe ...
A. 22 March 2008: condoms are not 100% more like 95%.
look into getting on the pill.. or the quarterly injection. which is like the pill but its an injection once every 3 months that will stop you getting preggers... (read in full...)
Is it right for my friend to date this girl?
Q. dear cupid i would like to know is it wrong for a person to date a girl that is 2 years younger? because my friend want to go out with a girl in year 10 and he is in college. Does this make him a pedo? Also i would like to know why does the...
A. 22 March 2008: assuming year 10 is age 16 and the guy is 18.. no. 16 is legal here
as for your stomach drop when your in the press-up position question.
its because of Gravity.... (read in full...)
I'm scared my GF could be pregnant at 14, how to tell our parents?
Q. i need help,im 14 and i think i made my girlfriend pregnant who is also 14. im really scared, i dont really know if she is or if she isn't. if she is, i dont know what i would do and how we would tell our parents. can someone please help me!!!...
A. 22 March 2008: YES! she very well could be Pregnant!
GO and buy a pregnancy test NOW.
Secondly.
If you think you are..Man enough to start having sex at 14. then you are also Man enough to tell, not only your parents but also Her parents as well.
deci... (read in full...)
Is my alcoholic husband cheating?
Q. My husband has his own cleaning business and he's an alcoholic. We have a girl that works for us and she is also an alcoholic/drug person. She will miss like 14 days of work at a time but my husband won't get rid of her. Is he cheating?...
A. 22 March 2008: um.
you know, the most disturbing part of this post is the title.
"Is my Alcoholic husband cheating"
If you husband is an Alcoholic then you got bigger problems than his partying the beef bus in tuna town.... (read in full...)
The Truth about Pubic Hair?
Q. Hi, I am a 15 year old girl and my boyfriend has been wanting to finger me but I am afraid to because I am afraid he will think pubes are gross. I tried shaving them but I had trouble doing a good job and after like a day it was just stubbly and ...
A. 22 March 2008: ok as a guy.. certainly not a teenager but i'm hip and down wit it yo...
ahh yeah i can feel you all cringing over that.. lol
anyhow.
#1. a Teenage boy is probably unlikely to say " Ewww Grossss.. *vomit*"
the reason for this is becaus... (read in full...)
I'm gay, I don't know how to handle my situation, help please!!
Q. im 15, i think im gay ive had sex with 3 males before never a female. I dont want to come out, because people would pick on me. but the guys ive had sex with are my friends i know. they is this boy i like at my school who is f###ing hot and he ...
A. 22 March 2008: Well. i know you're gonna get this alot. but tough basicly.
You're young. you're gonna meet more men.
The problem with being Young and gay.. and in America is that everyone is gonna be scared. the school will not want to promote its " gayness" a... (read in full...)
What use are dads? They just stop you doing stuff.
Q. Dad says I should concentrate on my studies instead of boys. He's always setting rules. Why can't I be like my friends and do as I please, they don't have dads. What use are dads? They just stop you doing stuff....
A. 22 March 2008: you're right
Why can't you go out and enjoy underage drinking, and smoking and doing crack.
And why can't you end up with a coke addiction and end up selling yourself on the street for some rock.
And well Damn it why don't he let you go out ... (read in full...)
Is it okay to make love on the third date?
Q. Hello, Just want to know if it is right to make love in the third day from the first date? Or do you think that might make him lose interest in me and he runs away? Was it too fast? We're around the same age. I wrote this question because I'm inte...
A. 22 March 2008: theres nothing wrong with getting the nasty on, on the first date.
seriously there ain't any rules. if it feels right for you. go for it.... (read in full...)
She cries out as if in pain when we make love... IS she in pain???
Q. 36 year old from India. Married with a kid. We have sex atleast 4 times in a week. During the climax, my wife cries and shouts a bit. I am afraid, whether she is in pain. When I enquired after some time, she is telling me that, she had ...
A. 22 March 2008: hey this is a crazy idea.
i mean its Really out there and whacky but stick with me..
Have you Asked her if she's in pain?... (read in full...)
My husband says I should control my sex drive 20 years after our marriage, what should I do?
Q. I've married to my husband for 20 years. I've always love sex and have high sex drive. Into my late forty now my sex drive has gone down a bit but I still like to have sex though I dont have an orgasm every time we make love. My husband said I am ...
A. 22 March 2008: a Man said " i can live without sex" and he calls you abnormal...
have you sat and spoke to him properly about this?
the ins and outs of what he likes and what he doesn't?
how often to you have sex? you might wanna consider buying a ra... (read in full...)
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