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If i can help, i will.
if you're deserving of help. then i shall help.
You may not like what i have to say. but i speak to truth.
yes i will be harsh if you are being stupid or a moron about the situation you're in.
I do not care for feed back. those of you who rate me as "poor" do this merely because i an blunt and to the point.
but the advice is still truthful.
But nobody likes the truth.
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Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!
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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...
Humanity - the other white meat
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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...
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My wife wants a 21 year old guy for 24 hours for her 50th!
Q. Hi I am looking for anyone who has been through this situation before. My wife is turning 50 next month and i asked her what she would like for her birthday. (she has every thing you could wish for) or so i thought. She could come up with an...
A. 8 May 2008: well i know what you're asking for for your next birthday :D... (read in full...)
I am conflicted and seeking guidance, preferably from other Christians
Q. I have a serious problem I'm not sure how to explain it fully... I come from a very Christian background and I believe the bible very strongly. I married my husband almost a year ago, and lost my virginity to him on our wedding night. I am a very ...
A. 30 April 2008: * rubs his grubby lil' mitts togehter *
ok. i'm agnostic and going to hell.
now we've cleared that up. i think you need to Step out of the role of the Jesus fan club for a minute, you need to take religion out of the situation here.
you're ... (read in full...)
Torn between my wife/family loyalties and my new love-help!
Q. I am in a terrible situation. Ive been married 30 years, 3 kids. The marriage was not good, as my wife has a medical condition that causes severe anger. I was tempted to go many times, but could not leave my kids to her (un)tender mercies. I never ...
A. 29 April 2008: "She wants me to tell my children that shes my partner now and they should recognise that and invite her and me to any family events they organise." To be honest. that worries me. alot. in the only way to describe it is like in a normal bates voi... (read in full...)
I want to dump him because I think his too old for me
Q. i went out with a boy that is 20 years old and i am 14 years old, he loves me to bits but i dont really know the meaning of love. and i also think that he is playing me because his mates say his a player but he say they are lieing, i told my girl ...
A. 29 April 2008: "I want to dump him because I think his too old for me"
You mean " I want to dump him because he's a pedophile"... (read in full...)
Is it ok for a girl to ask a guy for sex?
Q. What do guys think of girls who ask them for sex? I mean would they care if a girl initiated it on a second date? ...
A. 29 April 2008: Phil. you're a whore. you totally would. lol
Back to the matter...
Girl : " I want to have sex with you "
Guy : " WTF?.. women don't say that.. women never want to have sex"
flattered? yes. however.. i'd say get to making out and things... (read in full...)
Can I get pregnant if my partner had a vasectomy done?
Q. Can I get pregnant even when my partner had a vasectomy 8 years ago? He did not go back for any tests??...
A. 29 April 2008: one you have the snip you have to go back 3 months later for testing to make sure the surgery was a sucess. so yeah if the surgery didn't take then you could get pregnant... (read in full...)
Mum's boyfriend is making my life a misery
Q. Everything's going a bit wrong here. My mum's new boyfriend has moved in and he's making life a real misery. He mostly ignores me, but if he does talk to me it's only to tell me to fetch a beer from the fridge. When he's been to the pub he's even ...
A. 29 April 2008: Oi vay..
I myself was in a situation like this.
And you're not gonna like what i have to say. in fact you're gonna hate it.
If your mum is being blinded by her infatuation and fear of being alone then.. yeah this guy will continue to be an as... (read in full...)
SITE VIDEO: April 2008 video from Andrew
Q. Been a while since we had a video update. Anyone interested in being able to post their replies to the site as YouTube videos??...
A. 27 April 2008: I like the idea. however i think that there should be a point system.
ie : not Just the number of questions, but the quality of them to allow you to post video comments.
or be an established member of.. 3 months.
don't want too many n... (read in full...)
Can women have orgasms from anal sex? Do certain prefer this form of sex to regular sex?
Q. Can women have orgasms from anal sex? I had read in the past that women could not orgasm from anal sex, but in recent years I've been read conflicting things about it, mainly that some women do enjoy anal sex. I had been lead to believe that most ...
A. 26 April 2008:
"LJ001 " I'd be very surprised if anyone had an orgasm from anal sex. And I've never enjoyed it, to say the least. I tried it once, and passed out due to pain."
WTF? i know plenty of couples and girls who have anal sex and they love it. jus... (read in full...)
I want to immigrate without expense of a single penny, is there a legal way?
Q. Hi, I am Indian. I want to immigrate in any of developed Countries but I don't have handful of money. Is there any way out to be married and settled in any other Country without expense of a single penny? I am ready to accept any terms and condit...
A. 26 April 2008: Immigration to Canada ( as an example )
you either need close blood relaitons ( ie children, brother/sister or parents ) living in that country to spouncer you in. However. if you go there or to Any well developed country once you get there yo... (read in full...)
What compliments do women like to hear?
Q. Hello Everyone Thanks for taking the time for reading this question. I'd like to know, what do women like to hear when you are trying to compliment them (in letter or in person), e.g your beautiful, sexy, your my best friend, I love being in ...
A. 26 April 2008: 1; of course i love you
2; no you don't look fat in that dress
3: i promise not to *** in your mouth.
actually those are lies men tell to women.
Actually. i stand by my first statement.
... (read in full...)
What will he think of my new hairdo?
Q. I feel great!! Went to the hairdresser and got a new hairdo. I've always cut my hair in the past but just decided I wanted something different after all these years with the same look. Also, it's distracting me in a nice way from obsessing with my a...
A. 26 April 2008: So, does this mean your bf is shallow, like your relarionship hangs in the balance of your new hair cut?... (read in full...)
We were in the middle of sex and he ran out to watch a match! Tired of his obsession for footbal!
Q. Well me and my boyfriend have been together a year and half now, and everything is great. We have a great time, we're both completely loyal, we both love each other to pieces. I know you're probably thinking "What's the problem here?" The probl...
A. 26 April 2008: no you're not over reacting. however i'm sure he won't see it that way. the problem is my dear you have crap taste in men.
but don't feel to many. 99% of the uk's female population are attreacted to arseholes. watching a handfull of men run arou... (read in full...)
He deleted me after he found out I was his next door neighbor! Do I just leave him alone?
Q. dear cupid, i really like my next door neighbour and i have done for nearly a year now, last sunday i spoke to him for the first time on msn but he didnt know it was me and we were speaking for 4 hours and we swapped numbers then when he found out ...
A. 23 April 2008: I believe the correct phrase we're looking for is
"Don't shit where you eat"
... (read in full...)
I go to church, even though I gave head there, so I've changed! How do I let people know this?
Q. People make fun of me because of my "sex life" but it's passst ;; and i've changed ! in my "lifetime" i've given head to 3 people i have had sex once, but it was in a church, i've gotten fingered 4 times.....and i know it sounds bad but recentley ...
A. 23 April 2008: "A male reader, previasc96
Who cares if they don't believe you! Christ knows you and knows wat's in you're heart. You don't have to prove anything to them. Just seek the Lord and read Proverbs. If you want a boyfriend, God will send one your way!... (read in full...)
Am I too young to be bisexual?
Q. Heya, im 12 years old. I just wanted to know... Am i too young to decide to be bi-sexual? Because i like watching lesbian porn and, i know it semi-normal at my age to feel like this but as i said, do you guys think im too young to decide to be bi? ...
A. 23 April 2008: You are what you are. being something sexually isn't a choice or a decision. its just how and what you are.... (read in full...)
Can a fleshlight provide good sexual training?
Q. Hi all, I am 24, still a virgin. As I have moderately high sex drive and do not want to visit hookers or embark on one-night stands, I usually use sex toys (such as the Fleshlight) for masturbation purposes as I am kinda sick of using my hands, ...
A. 19 April 2008: Uncle Phil.. you're a man after my own heart.. lol ... (read in full...)
Why can't I cum when my boyfriend fingers me?
Q. Why don't I reach orgasm when my bf fingers me? It feels good at times but that feeling doesn't make me cum and my bf feels bad about it....
A. 19 April 2008: maybe your bf needs to discover your clit. sex and orgasms are.... i don't want to say 2 different things but.. they're along the same route however if you take a wrong turn you'll miss the turning you wanted. and most guys wont stop and as... (read in full...)
Can a fleshlight provide good sexual training?
Q. Hi all, I am 24, still a virgin. As I have moderately high sex drive and do not want to visit hookers or embark on one-night stands, I usually use sex toys (such as the Fleshlight) for masturbation purposes as I am kinda sick of using my hands, ...
A. 19 April 2008: anonymous, - i can hear the cockney accent in your typing.. lol i hear if you heat up a watermelon and carve yourself out a glory hole thats good too.... Yeah... ok , a quick crach course to meeting/screwing women. #1. Do not te... (read in full...)
In a long distance relation, how to cope with the distance at our young age?
Q. i have a boyfrined and (yes i know i am young for my age to have a bf) but the distance is killing im in (i am going to use other states not my or my bf's actual state) new york and he is all the way in florida the distance is killing us what should ...
A. 19 April 2008: Stayc63088 - There's always an exception to the rule, however. as you mention. time and money, something our little 10-12 year old here does not have. people seem to forget so many factors. someone has to basically give up their life in ... (read in full...)
In a long distance relation, how to cope with the distance at our young age?
Q. i have a boyfrined and (yes i know i am young for my age to have a bf) but the distance is killing im in (i am going to use other states not my or my bf's actual state) new york and he is all the way in florida the distance is killing us what should ...
A. 18 April 2008: When i first found the net, i also found people. back then i found it hard to talk to people and meet girls. Long distance... doesn't work. i'm sure you're rolling your eyes and saying here we go again. well. yeah thats excatly how it is. in... (read in full...)
How can I make sure my boyfriend doesn't have any STD's??
Q. hi, Me and my bf have been dating a while and the topic of sex has come up alot. Now I am a virgin and he is not and i am not ready to have sex, and he knows I am not and said he would wait fot me, so what I am worried about is Sexually Transmit...
A. 18 April 2008: his word is worth as much as my credit.
Tell him.. and you're gonna love this.
Tell him you will not have sex with him Untill he has been tested. And proves it too. ( ie paper work from the clinic)
Now.. remember "Well if you really love... (read in full...)
My wife wants a 21 year old guy for 24 hours for her 50th!
Q. Hi I am looking for anyone who has been through this situation before. My wife is turning 50 next month and i asked her what she would like for her birthday. (she has every thing you could wish for) or so i thought. She could come up with an...
A. 16 April 2008: Tellulah said it all.
if you're a swinger.. whats the problem?
shit you shoudl ask for a 21 year old for your next birthday :D... (read in full...)
I can't stay hard. I need advice. Why is this happening?
Q. today had to be the worst day of my life. heres what happened. im still in highschool and my girlfriend is in college. today she drove 45 minutes in terrible traffic to get me from school and take me to her dorm room. i was on rock hard from the ...
A. 16 April 2008: we're not machines buddy.
ahah " i'm not some piece of meat"
ok enough comedy.
ok. so you Can get hard. so thats not the issue.
Usually , a bad day, stress. bad mood.. it happens.
shit we ain't machines.
and hell there must have been s... (read in full...)
I love my BF but he has a bad temper and last night hit me! Is it an excuse that he has problems at home?
Q. I love my boyfriend more than anything and i know he loves me to however he can be really childish and he has a bad temper last night he hit me only on my leg but still he hit me. he has alot of problems at home at the minute, should i end it?...
A. 14 April 2008: LOVE ME OR I'LL BEAT YOU LIKE I BEAT THE KIDS... (read in full...)
Pain in my testicles after I see my girlfriend, is this normal?
Q. hey, i was just wondering, after I see my girlfriend, even if we do nothing sexual, my balls nearly always ache after. It is really inconvienient, and I was wondering is this normal? I'm worried. Thanks...
A. 14 April 2008: "known as 'Blue Balls' and is the result of wanting sex but not getting any."
i thought that was knowen as being married?... (read in full...)
Can I become an Agony Aunt?
Q. Hey, I'm Chloe, i'm using dear cupid, because i used to love talking to agony aunts, and they always gave good advice when i didn't know who to ask. So i would like to become like that, and help others out from my experience, can i? Chloe x...
A. 13 April 2008: "but you forgot one thing....can you get pregnant, if you swallow?"
Damnit!!
ok for arguement sake, lets just say Yes. yes you can get pregnant from swallowing.... (read in full...)
My soon-to-be husband is cheating on me, what should I do?
Q. I'm due to get married soon , but have just found out that my future husband has join a singles web site, and has give out his phone number, and is now having sex txt with this woman,she has also sent him dirty pictures. what should i do ....
A. 12 April 2008: uh...Don't get married
AHH MY HAND IS BURNING??? WHY????? WHY!!!!!!
i mean... it is over a flame.. but God its hurting like nothing i've felt! and my skins dripping off! wehy does it hurt so much???? What can i do to make it stop?!?!?!
O... (read in full...)
Can I become an Agony Aunt?
Q. Hey, I'm Chloe, i'm using dear cupid, because i used to love talking to agony aunts, and they always gave good advice when i didn't know who to ask. So i would like to become like that, and help others out from my experience, can i? Chloe x...
A. 12 April 2008: Chloe :
An Agony aunt must not only handel Agony but also. sadden tales of woe and misery.
Cheating, Abuse, Love and Betrayal.
Incest, sexuality issues, whining and crying bitching and moaning.
pre-pubescent pregnancies and idiotic ... (read in full...)
I love her but, she is telling me that my parents may not accept her because she has a kid!
Q. I am in love with a girl. She is married and has a 1 year old kid. she is two years older than me. Her relationship with her husband is not good. Before we were just friends. But now i have told her that i love her. She also told me that she loves ...
A. 11 April 2008: so.. you're worried about mummy and daddsie not accepting her because of the kid.. how cute.
you know.. and this is just a crazy-go-nuts idea but.. do you not think that they might have a problem with.. her.. husband? you know that guy she's ma... (read in full...)
He said that 'Vizen' eye-drops would cure it and I would not get pregnant?
Q. Well the other day me and my boyfriend had sex and he was drunk, so when he ask me where i wanted him to cum, i told him my stomach, but he ask me if he could inside of me, and i said that i wasn't ready for a baby just yet. He agreed with me but i ...
A. 11 April 2008: men and lying.
the 3 Biggest lies a women will hear from their man.
Of course i love you more than her.
No those pants don't make you look fat
and
i promise not to cum in your mouth.... (read in full...)
She's now married with kids, but She said when she comes into town we could have sex.
Q. I've known this girl for about 8 yrs, I've had feelings for her for about 8 yrs as well. She too has feelings for me, unfortunately we had lost contact at one point in time, and she ended up with someone else. She is now married with kids. She move...
A. 11 April 2008: Listen, Boy.
Quit your bitching.
This is the Internet.
This is an open Forum.
You came here and asked what to do, thus Opening yourself to others advice and opinions.
If the people here didn't care they woulnd't bother responding to y... (read in full...)
She's now married with kids, but She said when she comes into town we could have sex.
Q. I've known this girl for about 8 yrs, I've had feelings for her for about 8 yrs as well. She too has feelings for me, unfortunately we had lost contact at one point in time, and she ended up with someone else. She is now married with kids. She move...
A. 11 April 2008: congratulations.
not only are you a home wrecker. but you're also a moron.... (read in full...)
My brother is a bully and my parents are away
Q. my brother is a bully. he is terrible, horrible and he hurts me. my parents are in holiday so they can't see that. i do not want to go to police of course because its my brother. please help me!...
A. 10 April 2008: punch or kick him in the nuts.
that will knock him out for a bit.just show him whose boss. seriously. a good sharp kick in his nuts and he'll be on the floor in agony, and while he's down just whisper the next time he comes near you you'll d... (read in full...)
Is my penis normal??
Q. where do you start measuring your penis? mine is 5.5" whenerect is it small or what?? the base of my pubic hair is so itchy.i don't know why but it is only at the left side.what is unprotected sex? and how can i avoid it? at first my ejaculatio...
A. 10 April 2008: lets just be generic about this.,
"where do you start measuring your penis? mine is 5.5"?"
- Erect, Top side at the base, press your dick down and meassure.
"the base of my pubic hair is so itchy.i don't know why but it is only at the left s... (read in full...)
What is rainbow kissing? Should I try it?
Q. I might sound really stupid asking this but what does rainbow kissing mean? My current boyfriend is pretty kinky and like trying everything out. I was a virgin when we got together so he's taught me everything i know. He asked me at the weekend ...
A. 10 April 2008: You know.
It turns out you're Never too old to learn something new.
i knew of Snowing balling. but Rainbow kissing..
letsa just hope that rainbow don't have any brown in there... (read in full...)
Pregnant! I'm only 11 and I'm a good girl really. I don't know what to do.
Q. hi im 11 years old i dont drink or drink achohal im a good girll but somhow im pregnant and dont no wat do???p.s my parents do not no...
A. 10 April 2008: "Pregnant! I'm only 11 and I'm a good girl really."
Oxymoron.
I wish board could put a vocal enphasis on "Moron"
you knwo. in a couple of weeks your parents are gonna know. you know once that poor bastard starts growing you're gonna ... (read in full...)
Is there something funny going on with my internet guy?
Q. To start with i have met this guy online 7 months ago. Since then we always send each other, emails and I'ms. We talk like 3 to 4 times a week.We haven't met personally yet coz he lives in another state.He told me everything about him and I am to ...
A. 10 April 2008: blah blah blah. i love him. i've never met him but he's a bagillion miles away and has had sex with his cousin and his uncle and a pet chicken named Mr Cluckles.
blah blah blah whine whine whine
ITS THE INTERNET it was made for the distribution... (read in full...)
Anal sex hurts her.. also she wont let me give oral... HELP?!?!?!
Q. Hey guys, I have been with my girlfriend for 6 months now, we have a good sex life, recently we have been trying to have anal sex, but it hurts her too much. How can i make it comfortable for her?? And another question.. she has only let me give...
A. 10 April 2008: Anal sex hurts?
who'd have thought.... (read in full...)
The 17 yr old daughter of one of my friends is coming on to me quite strong..it's tempting but I need advce...please!
Q. Hey, I'm having real trouble getting my head around this one. I'm a 45 year old divorcee with 2 children of 22 and 19. They both live with me after my wife ran off with another man. I'm lucky that I have a close circle of friends around me with m...
A. 9 April 2008: you friend will kick you ass you freeking perv lol
Ah.. man.
so whats what they ment by " Smells like Teen spirit"... (read in full...)
He said that 'Vizen' eye-drops would cure it and I would not get pregnant?
Q. Well the other day me and my boyfriend had sex and he was drunk, so when he ask me where i wanted him to cum, i told him my stomach, but he ask me if he could inside of me, and i said that i wasn't ready for a baby just yet. He agreed with me but i ...
A. 9 April 2008: Ahahaha..
Ahh.. silly rabbit..
when having sex with out a rubber. fiurst off. you're GOING to get pregnant. ( one time or another )
Saying " so i let him anyway " and clicking your heels togehter 3 times is not going to stop you from being p... (read in full...)
Give me some tips on how I can leave a lasting impression on someone special! Cute and fun things...
Q. i need help..i want to know...what can i do thats cute and fun when im now visiting a special girl in my life...???what things to say??to do???its just that i dont want to say or do the wrong things...lets just say that i want to leave a GOOD ...
A. 8 April 2008: are you the same guy who posted
"I need tips on how to get a special girl to orgasm through oral"
if so.. eh/// yeah.. good luck with that.
maybe try carrying her tray at the lunch line.
and it sounds like you have a foot fetish.... (read in full...)
She's now married with kids, but She said when she comes into town we could have sex.
Q. I've known this girl for about 8 yrs, I've had feelings for her for about 8 yrs as well. She too has feelings for me, unfortunately we had lost contact at one point in time, and she ended up with someone else. She is now married with kids. She move...
A. 7 April 2008: my thoughts are.
she's a slut.
and you're a home wrecker.
this subject is offically moot.... (read in full...)
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