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Just a humble vaudevillian veteran merely playing my part.

If i can help, i will.

if you're deserving of help. then i shall help.

You may not like what i have to say. but i speak to truth.

yes i will be harsh if you are being stupid or a moron about the situation you're in.

I do not care for feed back. those of you who rate me as "poor" do this merely because i an blunt and to the point.

but the advice is still truthful.

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you know you've hit a nerve when someone is pisses at your for pointing out their flaws..

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21 June 2008: As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!

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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...

Humanity - the other white meat

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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...

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I can draw air into my vagina and make farting sounds...is this abnormal ? I'm scared it might make me infertile.

Q.   this is going to be the most embarrasing question i have ever asked, and i am way to embarrased to go to a clinic or even my GP. ever since i was about 9 i could make 'farting noises' out of my vagina. At the start it was only tiny ones that s...

A.   31 October 2008: In Thailand they use ping pong balls.... (read in full...)

Why are all men selfish, disrespectful, ignorant bastards??!

Q.   Why are all men selfish, disrespectful, ignorant bastards??! Theyre so nice when they want sumthing then they discard you like a piece of rubbish. They can be the best boyfriend ever but wont think twice about dumping you for another woman and ...

A.   29 October 2008: Have you considered that you're attracted all the the bastard men? i have little sympathy for women when they complain about men who are as____.. or their boyfriends or their husbands.. its because you Always pick the as_____. And more likel... (read in full...)

Daughter kicked out!

Q.   My husband kicked out our 17 year old daughter for dating a 25 year for the last 6 months. This was his decision. I have 4 other kids, he says it is her or him, either he will leave or she can come back. What should I do? ...

A.   28 October 2008: Stand by your kids. besides he's a moron. kicking your daughter out is only going to make her end up living with the older guy.. this happend with my sister 17 and he was 37. my father called her a whore and basicly forced her out. My fathe... (read in full...)

She used to be a prostitute!! I just found out and I'm trying to get past it...

Q.   Hi Everybody, I have been with my girlfriend for almost two years now. We have been long distance for one year. I just proposed to her a month ago and we are happily engaged. However, a few days ago, she told me that to pay for school, she had ...

A.   26 October 2008: asides from long distance relationships not working. and.. yes we all make bad choices. some worse than others. but she at least thinks enough of you to tell you. now putting the hooker story and money aside for a moment. how is this any d... (read in full...)

I've started an affair while my abusive boyfriend is in jail. When he gets out, I have to make a choice. Help!

Q.   My bf of 4 years has now been incarcerated for 6 months. Before this, our relationship was rocky because he would lie, cheat, break things when he got angry,call me degrading names, and support our daughter half the time. Through ou relationship, I ...

A.   26 October 2008: Againa. Ladies and Gentalmen Another women who Loves being treated like crap. if i didn't hate abuse against women so much i'd come over there and smack some sence into you. a simple question. A: do you want mental abuse and the high possi... (read in full...)

My boyfriend finds me unattractive because of my small boobs and thin body structure...

Q.   My boyfriend(for 3 yrs) feels that i am too thin for him and he is not that attracted to me since i have small boobs. It really hurts me when he comments harsh things about my body. He says that i need to become a little fat to carry on with the ...

A.   24 October 2008: You know. usually we get " my wifes a bloated hog beast and needs to put the donut down"... not the other way around. Boobs... you know as a guy i love all boobs. ( expect man boobs ) i often can't see a good reason why we all love boobies. th... (read in full...)

How can I set up my wife to meet someone else, so I can go on with the one I love?

Q.   I have been seeing another woman for over 20 years. I made a mistake and got married to someone else and I am very unhappy. How can I set up my wife to meet someone else, so I can go on with the one I love....

A.   22 October 2008: by the sounds of it your wife was the one who made the mistake by trusting your cheating ass.... (read in full...)

Lesbian teen very attracted to my half sister...

Q.   Hi, I know this subject is frowned on by some, but I need to know if it can ever be right? Can it be made right? And I need some advice on how to approach my sister in the right way? I am 17 and live with my 15 (almost 16) year old half sister ...

A.   22 October 2008: ok i'm all for gay rights and lesbians.....i will be.. short with my answers. not saying you're going to like them but, Can this ever be right?: Morally? no you still share the same mother, praticly same blood. Legally?... i think it would still be... (read in full...)

I'm 15 and have felt pressured to have sex most of my high school life.

Q.   I'm 15 and have felt pressured to have sex most of my high school life. I have a girlfriend and I want to have sex with her but I'm not confident enough. It's not that I have a small penis, it's that I have tight forskin and cannot ejaculate yet. ...

A.   22 October 2008: well peer pressure is a fact of life. I promise you this. you Will have sex. but why do you have to do it right now? why so soon? Question. are you a sheep? and by that i mean Do you follow every order thats given to you? If all the kids... (read in full...)

I feel mislead about a job I've taken, what can I do?

Q.   I saw a guest room cleaner job advertised at 15-20 hours per week. I took the job. I started thursday, and so far have worked 15 hours, and thats not including thursday the day I started when I was there for 3 hours filling in the paper work. I am ...

A.   19 October 2008: simple answer. find another job. namely in cleaning... but not hotels. try offices and industerial units. once you move from the shady world of hotels to offices you enter into a different world of contracts and officals. a friend started a... (read in full...)

Mom won't let me date a 30 year old guy!

Q.   my mom wont let me date a 30year old. I am 16 years old...

A.   17 October 2008: Gee, i can't imagn why..... (read in full...)

If I do go back with I ex I don't want things to be the way they were, I'm so confused...

Q.   I am completely lost and confused. I don't know what to do and need help ASAP. I am currently taking a break from my boyfriend because I can't get over my ex fiance that I broke up with and my current b/f doesn't possess certain qualities I want - ...

A.   14 October 2008: you're not desperate or confused, you're just slightly shallow, selfish and spoilt brat-like. As by now I'm sure you have noticed Money does not equal Happiness. So the new BF is having a hard time with his career. As you mentioned Some i... (read in full...)

What is the age limit to be able to legally date a 15 year old? No sex involved.

Q.   There a girl who 14 who going to be 15 in 4 months what is the highest age a guy should be, to be able to go out with her of course nothing sexual, just maybe a kiss on the lips and hugs...

A.   12 October 2008: To flynn 24 "Pedophile - an adult who is sexually attracted to young children. Also, pedophiliac. [Origin: 1950–55; pedo-1 + -phile, or directly Gk paidóphilos - loving children] " note on its origins. Further more. he's over the... (read in full...)

How do I tell him subtly that Iwant to have sex with him?

Q.   im a female, and i want to send out signals to this guy ive been seeein that i wanna have sex with him without actually saying 'hey lets have sex!' maybe i could touch him a certain way or say something in a text message, i dont know! this question ...

A.   11 October 2008: men + subtly = Huh? women flirt and are generally suggestive... and are just "playing" and rarely mean it. because they like to have fun and feel naughty without feeling like a slut or a whore. if you want to bone him. just grab him by the ... (read in full...)

My boyfriend shows my nude pictures to his friends, isn't this wrong?

Q.   My boy friend used to be addicted to porn but now he doesnt havethe internet and is forever taking pictures of my bits. I wouldnt be to bothered but he shows his friends at i'm still young and i feel very uncomfortable but he says if i love him then ...

A.   11 October 2008: morally a legally. its pretty wrong. on a trust basis i'd recommend no more nudie pics. and secondly at your age he could be arrested for posession of illegal images.... (read in full...)

What is the age limit to be able to legally date a 15 year old? No sex involved.

Q.   There a girl who 14 who going to be 15 in 4 months what is the highest age a guy should be, to be able to go out with her of course nothing sexual, just maybe a kiss on the lips and hugs...

A.   11 October 2008: you're just Begging to be branded a pedophile arn't yah?! well congratulations. you're a well on your way. ain't 14 a little old for you? Can you not find anyone who has been through pubirty? you're between 22-25 and you want to date a 14 ye... (read in full...)

My son lacks so much confidence.

Q.   Hi, my son lacks self confidence and there isn't many self confidence groups in my local area. Although it started before this (a year before) I think it has come to a head after the passing of his grandad earlier this year. He's 21 and has become ...

A.   10 October 2008: lossing a loved one makes you either take stock of what you have. or makes you simply stop caring. confidence.. has he Always lacked in confidence? or is this a more resent thing?... (read in full...)

Why do I go soft at the critical moment?

Q.   Hi, my girlfriend and i have been together for about 2 years (on and off). Im 16 and she's 15. its a little concern of mine which could turn into a majour concern. We've done stuff other than sex and its all gone fine but when it comes to interco...

A.   5 October 2008: Snafu : "1) Do it in a quiet place where you won't be disturbed." alot of people find that kinda thing kinky and a turn on. "3) Don't drink alcohol beforehand. Do drink plenty of water." Never head of drunken sex? 99% of the populati... (read in full...)

Why do I go soft at the critical moment?

Q.   Hi, my girlfriend and i have been together for about 2 years (on and off). Im 16 and she's 15. its a little concern of mine which could turn into a majour concern. We've done stuff other than sex and its all gone fine but when it comes to interco...

A.   5 October 2008: well first on. Congratulation. i'm not going to tear you a new virtual A$$hole. i'm shocked and plesently surprised a 16 yearold is using protection. so props to you for that. i'll assume you were a virgin before trying it out with the gf... (read in full...)

Do you think its right?!

Q.   ok well here's the thing, I'm gay right! I have a boyfriend who I been with for 1 year and 5 months. We live together and currently planning our wedding! I have one problem with him?! My problem with him is that he tells me that his family and ...

A.   5 October 2008: romance and lovers come and go. your family is ALWAYS there. stop being petty.... (read in full...)

I wanna have my own baby!

Q.   ok im 13 and i wanna hav sex i already told ma mom to put me on the pill. she already made the appointment. i wanna have a baby wat do i do. i raised ma little brother all by myself and i loved it i want to do it again but with ma own baby. ...

A.   5 October 2008: If you Really want a baby keep taking the pill. It'll help.. Meantime why go through 9 months of hell? Why not adobpt one? There's plenty of unwanted kids in the world as it is. Seriously though... what have you done with your life? You've not... (read in full...)

He said he'd never rape or hurt me! I believe him....

Q.   Hello, Im a 15 year old girl and iv'e been going with with a 22yr old male on the internet for about 2yrs this year. We love eachother so much, I live in australia, he lives in canada. He's told his mum,sister,nieces and nephews about m...

A.   5 October 2008: 22.. and you're 15.. What he is doing is known as Grooming. In Canada it is illegal for a 22 year old to date a 15 year old. He is a Paedophile. Putting that aside, have you looked at the logisitics? The legal implications? For you to just... (read in full...)

In love with my 14 year old cousin...how should I procees with her?

Q.   Hello guys n gals, I am 18. I have a first cousin she is 14. Dont choke hearing. I'm virgin and she is my first serious love. because this is normal in my country. actually i love her a lot and have loved her for 1 year, but i couldn't tell her. ...

A.   4 October 2008: you know what. i do not care how 'normal' this is in your backwards country. she's only 14 !! How this is an Urgent matter? you afraid she's gonna grow up a little too much in the time it takes for us to answer and your wont be attracte... (read in full...)

How do you gain a thicker skin in life?

Q.   For most of my life I have tried so hard to get people to like me. I'm quite a sensitive person and I was always the "nice girl." While this had it's rewards, I didn't feel I could really express myself. In recent years, I've begun stating my mind ...

A.   4 October 2008: oldersister has it right.. or customer service.. in short, i get a thicker skin. you usually have to go through alot of shit in your life. beaten into the ground untill your soul has been grinded to a pulp and you simply don't care. liturall... (read in full...)

He had sex with another girl during our break up and also asked for sexual favours from another girl when I was on vacation. This upset me, what do you think? Am I too controlling?

Q.   I don't know what to do? --- My boyfriend and I have been dating for seven months. I love our relationship because we have so much fun when were together. The history of our relationship is this: We started dating in March, when after ab...

A.   2 October 2008: i'll bite, Why the crap are you sitll with him and seeing this guy and don't give me that " because i love him and he's a wonderful person" crap because clearly he don't love you and he's not wonderful. Again you'e yet another women who appear... (read in full...)

Caught between my family and my forbidden lover! What should I do?

Q.   I met this guy ( lets call him Mr.A) nearly a year ago, he's a tough guy with piercings and tattoos but as i got to know him i realised he is quite sensitive and sweet. When i told my family about him they had their doubts but were happy that i was ...

A.   30 September 2008: if you're 15, and he's 18. that makes him a pedophile. end of story.... (read in full...)

What makes a woman marriage material?

Q.   I just wanted to know what makes a woman marriage material...what do guys really look for when the want to marry a woman....would a guy marry a woman who was promiscuos in her past if she had changed???...

A.   30 September 2008: one who aint pressing for it. if they're in a relationship with you chances are they don't care about your past. btw you're way too young to get married.... (read in full...)

How do I build my confidence back up so I don't always feel like I'm competing with the "hot babes"?

Q.   my boyfriend knows i have an issue with porn, but i am working on becoming more open to it. he knows it has greatly affected my self-esteem and i feel very insecure and even jealous when a "hot blonde with huge boobs and a tiny waist" comes on TV ...

A.   30 September 2008: i have an issue with porn too. Where are all these amazingly hot women who like sex? answer : they're not real and have issues!... (read in full...)

Are we 'tying the knot' too young?

Q.   ive been dating my b/f for almost 3 years now, and i know in my heart i want to be with him for the rest of my life, and he feels the same since he wants to get married and have a child. i want that as well but im 19 and he's 21 but my mother is r...

A.   30 September 2008: i know Many many man young couples. mostly between the ages of 18-23 all married and have known many of them for years. 85% of them get divorced within the first 3 years of marriage because.. they got married too young.. " oh but we lov... (read in full...)

We want so much to be together. We can live in Turkey, but I want us to live here, in the UK. Please can you help?

Q.   i was living in usa with my turkish boyfriend and we apply for a english visa, but he got refused by the english embassy from there. what is the chance of him getting one from turkey now they have stamp his passport ? we need to know what we can ...

A.   30 September 2008: the short answer. Its not going to happen. not what you want to hear i'm sure. a close family friend IS English. her husband is Turkish. Wealthy too. he has been denied a visa for..close ot 15 years now. now bare in mind they were married...... (read in full...)

How do I improve the taste of my cum?

Q.   How do I improve the taste of my cum? My gf says that sometimes its very sweet and other times it's bitter....

A.   29 September 2008: pineapple, honey dew melons, less greasy fast food, less red meat.... (read in full...)

My husband told me he flirted and danced with another girl in a club. Should I take this seriously?

Q.   I 23 years old and married with my husbund, 32, for three years and have 2 years old son. Last night he went out from work, and came home at 1am, drunk, and told me he flirted and danced with another girl in a club. I dont know, what to do. Shall I ...

A.   28 September 2008: lets say he came home drunk and said nothing.... least he told you straight up.... (read in full...)

Am I too young for sex?

Q.   hi im 13 and want to lose my virginty.im i too young? what will i feel like after the sex? and worst of all i want to do it with my cousin whos the same age as me. i've like him sence i was 2 and i think he likes me back.what do i do.how do i get my ...

A.   28 September 2008: O_o I'm sure you and your cousin will be very happy with the 2 headed mutant off spring thats to follow will be very happy. sex with your cousin is morally.. sick and wrong but also illegal and you and your cousin will go to prison for a ver... (read in full...)

Now I am back on my feet and well able to perform but my wife wants to continue seeing this guy-Any suggestions?

Q.   Due to an injury I was unable to perform sexually for several years. The problem has since past. During that time I allowed my wife to take a lover. Now I am back on my feet and well able to perform but she wants to continue seeing this guy because ...

A.   28 September 2008: Oi vay... Well, props to you for thinking of your wifes needs. i'm sure if you read this forum you'll see plenty of posts by guys saying they are married and not had sex for 25 years. "this is not a situation where she has fallen in love w... (read in full...)

My dad is dating this girl that hates my guts!

Q.   My dad is dating this girl that hates my guts and has no respect for me. I don't really like her when she's over I just igorne her pretty much or go a friend's house. She treats everyone like crap (cluding him). He treats her like gold. Befor...

A.   28 September 2008: You, kido. are a threat. thats right, she see's you as a threat for your dads affection and attention. no, theres no nice way of saying this but, if she is treating your dad like crap as well.. then he needs to grow a set of balls. only thi... (read in full...)

My wife was not a virgin and this discovery has hurt me deeply. Please help!

Q.   my wife told me that she was not a virgin before we got married, myself was a virgin and only lost it to her.now we are married and truly love her but hurt her past and at times i illtreat her. so i will never experience breaking a virgin i ask ...

A.   26 September 2008: my wife told me that she was not a virgin before we got married, myself was a virgin and only lost it to her.now we are married and truly love her but hurt her past and at times i illtreat her. so i will never experience breaking a virgin i ask ... (read in full...)

Should I Marry Someone That I Am Not 100% attracted to and may become fat in the future?

Q.   Should I marry a woman that I am not entirely attracted to and might get fat in the future? She is one of my best friends and has everything I want in a woman... but I can tell she does not work-out enough to maintain a healthy body and always finds ...

A.   26 September 2008: "She is one of my best friends and has everything I want in a woman.." asides from attraction and dose of anorexia. you say you workout alot, maybe you should try working some of that FAT out of your head first. she apparently has a cra... (read in full...)

I like this girl but she's taken...

Q.   Hi, There is this girl at my college who I really like, i get the bus home with her a lot and I have become friends with her but i kind of want to ask her out. The problem is she is with someone else, obviously it is not possible at the moment fo...

A.   26 September 2008: Boy meets girl. Boy meets Girls boy friend. /story... (read in full...)

What exactly does "love" mean to you?

Q.   heya, A friend of me asked me this, and i want to get some of your opinions on it... but can you tell me...? What exactly is love? I know... kinnda a big question... but i want to see what other people think it is :) And i dont really want the d...

A.   16 September 2008: love is nothing. it is merely a description of emotions and feelings. love for me is trust, trust without fear, truth without the "what if", trust without doubt. ... (read in full...)

Guys- If a woman who looked like a porn star propositioned you for sex, could you say no?

Q.   If a girl who looked like a porn star propositioned you for sex, would you agree? Like if she looked like Briana Banks, a young Pamela Anderson, Jenna Jameson, or Jesse Jane? I was just wondering because I heard that my boyfriend was at a party a...

A.   13 September 2008: Ah, No. The most powerful word a dick can say. you alwyas want what you can't have. and for the recod screwing a look-a-like porn star is like throwing a sausage down an alleyway.... (read in full...)

I don't know what to do about my online relationship...

Q.   hi, i met this girl on an online game and we decided to chat on msn, then we really liked eachother and we are now in a relationship but i feel bad about it because we have never met and she lives really far away, i dont no what to do...

A.   4 September 2008: "we are now in a relationship but i feel bad about it because we have never met " thats because its not a relationship. its called talking to someone you have never meet. long distance doesn't work. end of story. no ifs, no buts, no maybe... (read in full...)

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