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I do not care for feed back. those of you who rate me as "poor" do this merely because i an blunt and to the point.
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21 June 2008: As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!
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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...
Humanity - the other white meat
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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...
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I don't know what to do about my online relationship...
Q. hi, i met this girl on an online game and we decided to chat on msn, then we really liked eachother and we are now in a relationship but i feel bad about it because we have never met and she lives really far away, i dont no what to do...
A. 4 September 2008: "we are now in a relationship but i feel bad about it because we have never met " thats because its not a relationship. its called talking to someone you have never meet. long distance doesn't work. end of story. no ifs, no buts, no maybe... (read in full...)
Do guys care how a vagina looks like?
Q. okay so ive just been watchin this documentry called the perfect vagina and baslicly its a woman makin a documenntry goin round and explorin vaginas lol, shes been askin men if the way a vagina looks puts them off sex and the amount that have said ...
A. 4 September 2008: most guys are lucky to even see a vagina letalone have an opinion on how they look.... (read in full...)
I broke up with my short-term boyfriend, but I would like to still be friends, I texted him, he did not respond, what do I do now?
Q. I finished with my short term boyfriend ... because he had laughed at me for been worried that he had not answered his phone... i did like him i have text him and he does not reply ...i would have like to stay friends...
A. 3 September 2008: um... if he said your waa looked fat in that dress would you have dumped him too?.. and you reffere to him as a short term bf like you already had planned to dump his ass...
so you dump him over a petty thing and expect him to be fine and dand... (read in full...)
How could she be so careless with birth control?
Q. Hi, im 25 and my girlfirend 23. i am a college student with one more year to go. I've been with my girlfriend for almost 2 years now. I took her virginity and we never use condoms. at first we used pull-out method, but after a few pregnancy scares, ...
A. 3 September 2008: #1 : "How could she be so careless with birth control?" #2: "I took her virginity and we never use condoms. at first we used pull-out method" YOU took up the responsibility of being her first. YOU never used condoms. and YOU used the pu... (read in full...)
My husband is in prison, and I am having enjoyable sex with another man, who wants me to make a decision, I don't want to leave my marriage, but should I continue to have sex with this man?
Q. THis guy has been flirting with me for awhile, then he started asking me out. I told him no that i'm married. He said he knew that. ANd he wasnt meaning anything by it. So after a couple more of him asking i finally said yes. After about 4 times ...
A. 31 August 2008: how about stop trying to have your cake and eat it.. and by cake i mean stop being so selfish. Ask youself this.. WHY is the hubby in Jail... is it affecting you with what HE did. is it affecting the marriage? secondly... Yes. yes it is af... (read in full...)
My long distance girlfriend is acting differently, what should I do?
Q. Hi everyone. I am with my gf for almost 2 years. We are now living far from each other. Sometimes, we meet once a month and sometimes not at all. I miss her a lot that I always wanted to talk to her. Usually, I called when she is not working. She...
A. 31 August 2008: long distance doesn't work find someone local... (read in full...)
21 years old and worried the size of my penis won't satisfy my new girlfriend.
Q. Im a 21 yd old guy im a virgin and im really embarrassed my penis is very small just 2.5 inches when erect ive been seeing a girl for about 4 months shes my first gilrfriend and im too embarrassed to show her my penis im worried she will laugh at ...
A. 23 August 2008: Can i also chime in here.
# : get good at going down on a chick.
For those of us with avarage even decent sized dicks....Alot of us arn't getting any or even have gf;s. so count your self lucky.
... (read in full...)
I'm in love with Beyoncé...
Q. i can't stop loving beyonce, what the hell should i do?...
A. 14 August 2008: "i can't stop loving beyonce, what the hell should i do?"
Wake up and get a life?... (read in full...)
She's 13--does the age difference matter?
Q. ok.. so this girl i like is 13 and im 16 does age really matter?...
A. 11 August 2008: Dear Satan.
I don't ask for much asides from supernatural powers to creep out friends and family. But this is a big one, can i come home early? As being stuck here is worse than hell i'm surrounded by sexual preators, pedophiles and incestua... (read in full...)
I'm 17, she's 14, is this legal?
Q. ok i have a few questions im 17 and i was at this small party the other day and i met a girl there and i kinda like her but i dunno some stuff like... how do i tell her i like her, how can i ask her out, and a big question is: im 17 shes 14, is t...
A. 10 August 2008: Uncle Phil -
"There's nothing illegal about holding hands, kissing, fondling etc. "
I'm 26. you're telling me i can make out, fondling etc.. with a 14 year old?
agreed its not rape, but it would still be considered inaproprate. and ill... (read in full...)
What am I?! Am I bi!?
Q. i am sooo confused about my sexuality. i dont know if im bisexual. i have a boyfriend, but the thought of naked women or being with another girl dosent make me cringe. can anyone help me find out who i am?...
A. 8 August 2008: just because you dont hate the sight of a womens body doen't make you gay or bi. i see guys with amazing bodies. but i'm not gay or bi. do you get turned on sexual by women?... (read in full...)
He won't get tested with me! Is he hiding something?
Q. Hi. We've been together with my boyfriend for a year now. Problem is, i've asked him to get tested with me but he says that he's not yet ready!!! Could'nt believe it either... Actually it shocked me. My mom knows that i wanted to go and test with ...
A. 1 August 2008: i'll assume we're talking about STD's here.
Not ready... yeah an std test its a life long commitment like a relationship or a puppy.
infact like a puppy he needs to get tested for worms.
i'm going to go out on a limb and say he may well thin... (read in full...)
I never believed in online dating till I met this girl and fell in love...but does she love me back?
Q. Will online relationship work? This may sounds childish or ridiculous but I hope someone can advice me because I am getting confused. I met a girl online. I know her for few years. We have great time chatting online. Until she went vacation,...
A. 1 August 2008: No no no no *takes deep breath* internet dating does NOT work. EVER. you won't meet her in 3 years. and it won't work out. you live in different countries. the only way to be together is to marry and even that doesn't seal it. Move o... (read in full...)
How can I deal with this? My stepmom won't let me have extended visits with my mom anymore?
Q. Last night I was watching TV and when I had to go to bed I saw my favorite show was on, so I decided to watch it, when it was done I went upstairs to find my stepmom watching me. Because she knew I didn't go to bed, I got in trouble, and now she ...
A. 31 July 2008: uh. you need to tell your dad that your step mum is doing and let him know that it is not right. and whever or not he's married to her. you oue her no loyalty or respect. as that is something that is earnt. you also need to contact your mother and ... (read in full...)
Do women like being told straight-up that you fancy them?
Q. Hi everybody. I really like this woman at work and have done so for a couple of years. However, I only see her about 2/3 days a week usually, though when we are around each other we get on well. I don't know if she likes me, but I just have to t...
A. 31 July 2008: nope. never EVER tell a women you're interested. Women are messed up creatures and Love playing games. they hate being played... ironic no? women like being chased, which gets old and annoying. Reallly fast, telling a girl up front you like... (read in full...)
I really need to understand what his fascination to 'let loose' all over me is all about!
Q. What is with the male fascination with porn and cumshots? I guess I don't understand the appeal of it. Maybe some of the guys can explain it. I can always tell when my b/f has been looking at porn because he will pull out during sex and let loos...
A. 31 July 2008: well i can only HOPE you guys a wearing a condom. so the clean up ( no pun intended ) the pull out method is about as reliable as G.Bush after a massive disaster. its a dominance thing. giving a girl a facial is a form of him showing his domina... (read in full...)
Is my sister-in-law teasing me or what???
Q. My wife and I have been married for almost 5 years now and she has a sister which is a couple years younger than her...I am really not exactly sure what I should do on this situation so I thought I could ask for some advice.... her sister is unma...
A. 31 July 2008: reguardless of if the sister is flirting with you.. which she is. the real question is do you love your wife. and if you do.. you'll stop having your sister-in-law over.... (read in full...)
Is there any given time that a girl is obsessed with sex?
Q. Hi readers? Just want to hear different answers for the viewers. 1) is it true that a girl whose in vinicity of her period is obsessed in sex? 2) if not, when usually is a girl obsessed with sex? is there any given time? thanks...
A. 28 July 2008: "when usually is a girl obsessed with sex?"
When they're not dating you.... (read in full...)
Off and on for seven years, got back together, planned a wedding, he cancelled it, I stayed with him, he cheated again, I left him, why does anyone do this to another person?
Q. I spent 7 years with the one I thought "I loved," was faithful to him, sacrificed more for him than any other human being in my life, showed him love and kindness and honesty. I beleived in him and in his words. I tried to always do the right ...
A. 28 July 2008: i'll be honest and say i didn't fully read this mountain of a post. so going on the basis of your title.
"why does anyone do this to another person"
wel.. Why do you stay with this person who treats you this way?... (read in full...)
I cheated numerous times since my wife told me the truth about her sexual past, in hope I would feel better. I feel worse and still angry. Help!
Q. I am seriously troubled with my wifes past and am so frusterated at the idea of living the rest of my life in anger. It is really depressing. She was my first girl friend and my only other sexual experience before her was a very humiliat...
A. 28 July 2008: Ok. this is gonna leave a mark. Big deal she didn't tell you about the sexual acts she'd done. just because you married doesn't mean you own her and the exclusive rights to her past. ok big whoop you slept with a hooker. wooo. personally i ... (read in full...)
I've never kissed. I'm really worried that my tongue is too big...
Q. im really insecure. ive never kissed before and im worried that my tongue is too big. is this a problem for guys. also any first time tips???...
A. 26 July 2008: nothign wrong with a big tongue..
trust me. once you.. well
once it happens. you'll know.
don't worry, you're normal... (read in full...)
Is it my pride or something else that's making me leave her?
Q. i met this girl 4 months before i had to go study over seas. I was everything in her life. Her first proper boyfriend. I ws gone for 15 months. We always talked on the phone and internet. I cheated on her couple of times when i was gone. When i came ...
A. 24 July 2008: well to start with.
HA.
ok now thats out the way, what goes around comes around.
You cheated on her. and then Blew up on her for cheating as well.
so you hook up and she cheats on you again. did she cheat on your ass because she loves y... (read in full...)
Me and my cousin are flirting a lot. I want to have sex with her...
Q. okay i am 15 and my cousin is 14 and every time we're together i can't stop thinking about her and we always flirt every time we're together like at our family cottage me her and my sister slept in the top floor of our bunkhouse and me and her were ...
A. 23 July 2008: "A male reader, anonymous, writes (14 July 2008):
...I believe the British royal family has been marrying cousins off to each other for a while."
Can i point out that the "British" royals are infact of German desent.
gramted its LEGAL to ... (read in full...)
He likes "happy endings" but how can I get mine?
Q. my boy friend would rather me give him, massages and happy endings! he works hard at hes job he works for a steel company and loads steel 10 hours a day so i rub him down and that doesnt bother me at all i like doing that for him but he w...
A. 22 July 2008: heres a crazy idea.
Tell him. No blow jobs for you UNTILL the weekend.
are you his girlfriend or his bitch?
Grow a set of balls and tell " Your man" what you want instead of being a good little slave and being done as you're told.... (read in full...)
My Virgin Bride was not a Virgin. How do I cope?
Q. Hi, like many other guys I have a problem with my wifes past. I met her 25 years ago, she was 17 and I was 19. we hit it off right from the start and fell in love. we now have 2 kids aged 10 and 12. Every thing was fine until I asked her...
A. 17 July 2008: "its like she has cheated on me"
yeah in a way that she wasn't with you at the time and thus didn't really cheated on you. and wanted to make you feel like a special pervert by having his virgin.
you're between 41-50?
THEN GROW UP AND ST... (read in full...)
The constant male attention she receives is causing me some self-confidence issues...
Q. Hello everybody, I have a beautiful girlfriend who I love very much...however the constant male attention she receives is causing me some self-confidence issues. I'm not exactly the worlds best looking bloke, so how do I deal with better lookin...
A. 16 July 2008: one question.
Who does she go home with at the end of everynight?
i rest my case.... (read in full...)
At 26, should I stick to sex with guys or try switching to girls?
Q. I am 26 years old and never had sex with a girl, only guys, I never had the loving for girls, until few months ago, what is the best way to see if I like girls,as i am trying chatting a going clubbing but cant get any girls, should i just stick to ...
A. 16 July 2008: Stick with guys.
Women are a nightmare.
Damn right girls i said it you're all a pain in my ass. expect the aunts here as i love you all like a rash :D... (read in full...)
I want my turkish boyfriend here in the UK. How do we go about it?
Q. i have a turkish boyfriend and we both want to be together here in the uk.How do we go about getting him here.The only problem is i`m still married is there any way he can come here untill i get my divorce.We have tried looking at options but i`m so ...
A. 16 July 2008: ok you being married doesn't help
friend of the family, their daught is married to a turk.
the uk government will not grant him a visa even for a visit letalone immigrating.
long story short.
move to turkey. probably not what you wa... (read in full...)
What can I do about the degrading comments I get about my boobs?
Q. Im 15 and have 34D boobs. I do like them (i consider them my best physical feature) but my problem is that i feel sometimes really degraded by the comments i get from boys about them. i dont wear low-cut tops to attract attention to them or anything ...
A. 13 July 2008: Consider yourself lucky. many girls will bitch and whine about their tiny boobs or they want Bigger boobs. Having big tits is nothing to be ashamed of. As you get older you're going to realise, and i mean this with a great sence of seriousn... (read in full...)
Me and my cousin are flirting a lot. I want to have sex with her...
Q. okay i am 15 and my cousin is 14 and every time we're together i can't stop thinking about her and we always flirt every time we're together like at our family cottage me her and my sister slept in the top floor of our bunkhouse and me and her were ...
A. 9 July 2008: in the defence of "LordFreak"
i think he was trying his hand at sarcasm...
however if you leave the cheeky school boy humore out, it just makes you seem perverted.
mmm school boys...
i rest my case.... (read in full...)
Need to lose some weight fast, before my holiday!
Q. Im looking for some advice. im going on holidays in 10 days and am desperate to loose a little weight fast!! ive been thinking of taking some effergines, can anybody recommend how many a day, or an alternative even, rather than using effergines. ...
A. 6 July 2008: cut out all sugars. and all wheats ( bread etc etc )... (read in full...)
I don't want to masturbate but I ejaculate when I'm asleep, why?
Q. i dont feel like masturbating, but i come while sleeping, is it normal?...
A. 6 July 2008: i think you answered your own question... (read in full...)
Embarassed about gingery brown pubic hair...
Q. I have gingery brown pubic hair although my natural hair colour is dark brown...I've always been really embarassed about this because when I was at school, kids would always make fun of 'ginger pubes'. Now I'm 25, and no man has ever seen me in ...
A. 6 July 2008: i think you need to be aware. that alot of guys are not getting laid.
and as such if you're naked in front of them... they arn't gonna say
"OH DEAR GOD YOU HAVE GINGER PUBES"
only to then have them vomit green pea soup and throw water on you w... (read in full...)
Me and my cousin are flirting a lot. I want to have sex with her...
Q. okay i am 15 and my cousin is 14 and every time we're together i can't stop thinking about her and we always flirt every time we're together like at our family cottage me her and my sister slept in the top floor of our bunkhouse and me and her were ...
A. 6 July 2008: you know what slimey, you're right. you've covred your arse. just make sure you do the same in jail.
so on that note. have sex with your cousin. enjoy destroying your family. making your mother cry and then have your dad beat some sence into you... (read in full...)
Me and my cousin are flirting a lot. I want to have sex with her...
Q. okay i am 15 and my cousin is 14 and every time we're together i can't stop thinking about her and we always flirt every time we're together like at our family cottage me her and my sister slept in the top floor of our bunkhouse and me and her were ...
A. 6 July 2008: "i really wanted to make a move on her because i don't believe that its wrong " At what point during your day or whacking off into a bowl of potato salad did you think that having sex with your 13 year old cousin is a "Good" idea and isn't "Wrong... (read in full...)
I'm scared I'm too old for all the men out there!
Q. i keep reading that men prefer younger women and this is starting to panic me as we're all getting older and i haven't yet met the man of my dreams! I'm worried it'll get too late. At which age do women lose their appeal to men?...
A. 5 July 2008: i usually go for women who have a brain in their head ain't shallow and ain't bitches. which explains my 6 years in singles ville.... (read in full...)
What does "cute little fellow" mean?
Q. I have a question for the ladies. What exactly does a girl mean when she calls you(a guy) a cute little fellow? I was described as such by a girl and she has refused to explain to me what she meant by that. What does it really mean?...
A. 5 July 2008: "cute little fellow"
like talking to a puppy " Aww you're such a cute lil'fellow"
and by the same line of logic, you don't have sex with a puppy.... (read in full...)
Why don't I ever have an orgasm?
Q. Everytime i have sex i dont ever experice an orgasm, at least i dont think i do. Dont get me wrong i love having sex and it feels soooooo good. People say that all of you muscles tense up and everyhthing but i never felt that. After we have sex, my ...
A. 5 July 2008: Get in line.
many women don't have an orgasm through conventional sex.
do you masturbate? i'm guessing you don't.
and if you're thinking.. EWWW no... GROSS..
well suck it up and learn it.
If you don't know what you like who the hel... (read in full...)
Ejaculations problems! help!
Q. everytime i have sex with my girlfriend as soon as i enter i get the kinda tinging feeling in my penis like i'm going to ejaculate and then i do :S How do i stop this from happening so fast?...
A. 4 July 2008: you can buy condoms ( which you should be using anyway) that will have a numbing agent in them to stop you popping your cloggs so soon... (read in full...)
I think I'm addicted to sex. What should I do?
Q. I am a 28 years old and I think i am addiced to sex. I go out with different girls but i don`t like the way i am doing. so please, what can you advice me? ...
A. 4 July 2008: I'm addicted to sex too.
i just don't get any.... (read in full...)
How can I be a good Christian and still have a life? My parents are too strict.
Q. My parents and I don't get along very well. Ever since a really bad incident a little over a year ago, they don't trust me with anything. I'm still allowed to do stuff, but you know, they still have that dissappointed tone. I'm a Christian, and I ...
A. 4 July 2008: ah the over powering religious parent nut jobs. "That wasn't a Christian thing to do." you want to take a look over this board with reguards to things being waved about in the name of religion. In the position you're in, and i can already s... (read in full...)
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