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if you're deserving of help. then i shall help.
You may not like what i have to say. but i speak to truth.
yes i will be harsh if you are being stupid or a moron about the situation you're in.
I do not care for feed back. those of you who rate me as "poor" do this merely because i an blunt and to the point.
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But nobody likes the truth.
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21 June 2008: As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!
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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...
Humanity - the other white meat
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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...
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UK 1st cousin love...
Q. what are the uk laws with being with your 1st cousins...
A. 4 January 2009: i think it was from www.helpmestopthegovernmentandletmemarrymycousin.com
its an artical somewhere if i find it i'll pm it.... (read in full...)
I'm 13, he's 19--does he just want sex?
Q. well theres a boy i knoww that i chat to often he really likes me but theres one problem im 13 and hes 19 my mates say that he just wants one thing but hes not like that hes very sweet and looks out for me im not sure if i wanna be with him thou...
A. 4 January 2009: now if i say he's a pedo someone will jump down my neck and say " you clearly don't understand the definition of a pedophile"
yes. he is only after sex. and yes he should and probably will go to jail one day and meet his new lover, Bald headed J... (read in full...)
UK 1st cousin love...
Q. what are the uk laws with being with your 1st cousins...
A. 3 January 2009: they can... its not tosay they should but be aware the government is drawing up plans to make it illegal.... (read in full...)
I'm 15 and want to have sex with my 14 year old cousin
Q. Hi i am 15, and I have these really deep feelings for my 14 year cousin who i badly wanna have sex with, i did it with her once when i went to her place out of town for a week, and it was great, and it brought us closer, she didn't resist, but we ...
A. 2 January 2009: A male reader, karldlewis .
i think you've mistaken me for sarcasm.
its his cousin...
child are our future... are webbed toed inbred future..... (read in full...)
I'm 15 and want to have sex with my 14 year old cousin
Q. Hi i am 15, and I have these really deep feelings for my 14 year cousin who i badly wanna have sex with, i did it with her once when i went to her place out of town for a week, and it was great, and it brought us closer, she didn't resist, but we ...
A. 1 January 2009: Hi.
I'm Dr.Lovely. Dr.Vendetta's cousin. i'm filling in for him because not every MOD here loves him and think's he's too harsh on people here, so i'm here to take a different approach.
YAY LOVE.
aww how cute. i mean i think its wonderful ... (read in full...)
How can lesbians KNOW they're lesbians? Do they know from an early age?
Q. OK I have a question that I'm really unclear about. NOTE: I dont have anything against gays/lesbians OK so... I know a few people who are lesbians and I really want to know if people who are gay/lesbian, do you know it when you're small? ...
A. 1 January 2009: you don't wake up and say damn i gotta get to work.. and boy do i fancy some man loving right about now.
you're born like it its not a choice, you either are or arn't.
some people repress it due to families pressuring them to have kids or they... (read in full...)
WHAT am I?
Q. I think I'm sick. I like guys, as in I will check out cute, good looking guys and think of how is it like if I have a boyfriend but I get aroused when I see nude girls, or girls making out. Even when I touch my self. And in the past when a guy ...
A. 31 December 2008: you're not sick.
you're not a lesbian but with a little training you very well could be.... (read in full...)
How long do you have to pray to find God?
Q. What's the longest time somebody has prayed to find God? What if someone gave up 3 seconds before God was to answer his prayers? Would he be a fool?...
A. 30 December 2008: "A male reader, anonymous,"
is it asking too much for a Reason? for an explainiation? as apposed to just being removed or sencored for no good reason?
I have no been 'nasty' towards to mods, i have complied with their requests which the few wh... (read in full...)
How long do you have to pray to find God?
Q. What's the longest time somebody has prayed to find God? What if someone gave up 3 seconds before God was to answer his prayers? Would he be a fool?...
A. 29 December 2008: I think the fool wrote this question. I'm not a believer in god. However as blunt as the saying goes.. you made your bed.. lie in it. If you decide its not for you then so be it. Also any what ever mod is not posting my posts and not even te... (read in full...)
LDR--how often do couples communicate?
Q. I'm dating a guy in a long-distance relationship and I'm wondering how often we should communicate. I've known him for 4 months and we've been dating for 2 months now. He's a Ph.D student (getting his Ph.D next spring) and he also teaches. We talk ...
A. 28 December 2008: Can you just explain to me. Have you met him? and if not how do you "Date someone" you've never meet and still haven't.... (read in full...)
LDR--he didn't communicate and I ended it-mistake?
Q. hello everyone, I was/am having a LDR for about 9 months, and we are so in love and seriously its amazing how much we have in common for example the same birthday, sometimes its scary how much we have in common. But at the start of the relations...
A. 28 December 2008: "The trust we have is unreal" As is the Relationship.. Unreal. Long distance does not work. i do not care what anyone says. are you with him 24/7? is he with you 24/7? have you ever met him? Stay well away from internet dating and long dis... (read in full...)
Can swallowing sperm harm one?
Q. I gave my boyfriend a blow job last night and swallowed when he came, this won't effect me in anyway will it?...
A. 27 December 2008: as long as its clean ( std wise ) then its fine.
and only at 2 Calories!!... (read in full...)
How do I make my best friend fall in love with me??
Q. Ok, my best friend finally admitted to being Bi and currently likes both a boy and girl, but i know nothing will happen with either of those. I am his best friend too, and am unfortunately in love with him. We have messed around before but he ne...
A. 25 December 2008: well i guess happy xmas. and an interesting time to ask such a question.
you Can Not make anyone fall in love with you.
no magic fixture. no magic spells. no amount of drugs or praying.
if they like you. then they like you. if not.. then ... (read in full...)
Bad gag reflex but my b/f wants oral sex
Q. So I'm really new at this dating thing, never really had an official boyfriend until now. I am 20 and he is 19. He was surprised when I told him I am a virgin, and that I've never been kissed. Well he says I can kiss pretty good now, but kissing...
A. 24 December 2008: i think you should dump his ass as he's pressuring you into stuff you arn't comfertable doing.... (read in full...)
My brother is addicted to porn and I don't know what to do.
Q. my brother(33yaers old) is always looking up porn sites which are very disturbing. like teenage girls having old enough to be there great grand father its sick. this 25 sites a day there is no talking to him. escort web sites about 20 sites again, ...
A. 24 December 2008: if he's watching 16 year old girls having sex then thats illegal law in the uk they must be 18.. or is it 19.. either way 16 would be illegal... (read in full...)
I'm not attracted to guys of my own race. Would black guys mind going out with a British-Indian?
Q. I have a tendency to go for the black guys. Okay so I'm only 16 and I've only dated one 16 year old guy and yes he was black. But I am a British born indian, and my friends always tell me that I find black guys attractive, there's nothing wrong with ...
A. 24 December 2008: i'm white and happy to go out with anyone. thought i'm not a big fan of white women. its not the look its the attitude.... (read in full...)
Oral sex on a girl?
Q. how do you perform oral sex on a girl?...
A. 24 December 2008: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris
some light reading material and a road map.
next learn the Alphabet but spell out each letter with your tongue.
thus ends the lesson.... (read in full...)
Is an affair ever justified
Q. A christmas cracker: Is it ever 'right' to break your marriage vows? I still love my wife, but I don't fully understand why I feel these feelings for my mistress. I know it's wrong, but why does it feel so right? My lover paid me so much attentio...
A. 24 December 2008: "I still love my wife, but I don't fully understand why I feel these feelings for my mistress" technically those whole mumbo-jumbo wedding vows used to mean something. not that i personally care for marrie as.. well being on dearcupid this ... (read in full...)
How can I tell if online porn sites are legit?
Q. I have some serious questions about online porn. There is this one site that I would love to buy some from but I'm worried it could cause some future problems. How can I tell if they are legit. I mean in college I saw one of their porn videos that I ...
A. 21 December 2008: "Why is it that only men responded to this"
Paying for porn..
my my. we have lived a sheltered life haven't we..
Youporn.com
enjoy.
and remember. if you're paying for it then you're doing something wrong.... (read in full...)
How can I tell if online porn sites are legit?
Q. I have some serious questions about online porn. There is this one site that I would love to buy some from but I'm worried it could cause some future problems. How can I tell if they are legit. I mean in college I saw one of their porn videos that I ...
A. 21 December 2008: people Buy porn?
the internet was made for porn. and if you're paying for it you're doing something wrong.
www.youporn.com
you're welcome.... (read in full...)
He's been waiting 2 years for sex-should I make him wait longer?
Q. so...im 17 and my boyfriend id 19. i've been in a relationship with this guy since i was 15. he has been patiently waiting for me to give the signal to start our sexual conquest together. i'm ready but i still have doubts about the pain and ...
A. 20 December 2008: yes, make him wait.
also buy condoms. yes. thats right You. because men are crap at getting them.... (read in full...)
I'm 25 and never had a date! Why do men never ask me out?
Q. What are you supposed to do if you're were an ugly duckling that grew up to be an ugly duck instead of a swan? I am a 25 year old virgin and a girl. I've been reading some postings here from other people but my situation is different becaus...
A. 20 December 2008: romantic silver screen hollywood ideals are.. liturally just that a story written, filmed and aw how magical. but in reality this is far from the case. life is not a movie. theres no script writers and no stunt men. you say you have read aro... (read in full...)
She acts likes she's possessed by a demon during sex!
Q. Hi guys i have been with my current girlfriend for 2 months now. Things are going great, and we have just started having sexual intercourse recently. The sex is great, but is sort of getting over shadowed by the way her reactions are during. Her ...
A. 16 December 2008: you're complaining?...
seriosuly.. dont respond to this. No i'm not kidding. me and the other guys here will hunt you down and beat you with 12" dildos.
i, personally am in shock and horror.
A Guy complaing about his gf having crazy se... (read in full...)
"Rough Doggy-Style Porn"- should I even ask?
Q. My boyfriend and I rarely get intimate, once every two months to be exact. A couple of days ago I found porn on his computer. That doesn't bother me. What bothers me is that it was titled "Rough Doggie Style" and the first few seconds shows a man ...
A. 16 December 2008: rough sex is fine.
have a safe word.. pineapple is a good one.
and finally. don't do something just because you want to please him.... (read in full...)
Do guys prefer a thin girl, like size 0?
Q. right so im about an average weight for my height and age but do guys prefer a thin girl or a girl with a bit of weight.do they like girls who are size 0? ...
A. 16 December 2008: truth be told... yes. and No. some are chubby chasers. some like red heads and theres some who like asians. like me!
with your age.. and i'm sure you get that alot " at your age.. blah blah" but its true. look at people out side of school. ... (read in full...)
Breast Fetish!
Q. This is about by girlfriend’s breasts. My girlfriend and I have been going out for a year. I have accidentally bumped them but I want to see her breasts and touch them. Ladies, please give me some advice. I have only seen them covered up. I ...
A. 16 December 2008: its not a fetish. you're just male.... (read in full...)
Should I divorce my husband, and live with my boyfriend?
Q. I'm a 55 yrs old married woman for 20 years. Recently, my husband diagnosed with prostage cancer. Now he's in therapy and we weren't able to have sex at all. I happened to bump into my ex boyfriend in high school. He's a widowed now and availabl...
A. 13 December 2008: you're right,
you should divorce him. you'd be doing him a favor.
Who the hell do you think you are? how insensitive and heartless can you be? has the 20 years of marriage been that bad? is he that bad of a guy that yoiu'd fuck around behi... (read in full...)
Went To Uni, Didn't Enjoy The Following Job, Now Where Do I Go? I'm Lost...
Q. I did my A Levels and went to University after school, thinking I really wanted to go into one industry. I did for a few years, but really didn't enjoy it, Uni did NOT prepare me for the real world. So I left, and felt totally lost for quite s...
A. 13 December 2008: i'm gonna say it but uni is basicly an expensive day care.
sure everyone who comes out has book smarts , but most have little to no street smarts of life experiences.
its not a question of where. but what. and What do you want to do? what make... (read in full...)
How should I ask a married woman out on a date?
Q. Hi. I was just wondering what's the best way to ask a married woman at work out on a date. By just asking her whether she wants to go for a drink sounds too casual and disrespectful to me - especially since I've had working relations with her for ...
A. 13 December 2008: are you high?
What part of "Married" isn't clear to you?... (read in full...)
How do I persuade my g/f to have a threesome
Q. I really want my girl to have a threesome with me and another guy. im straight but i think it would be hot to watch her enjoying 2 men. how do i persuade her?...
A. 13 December 2008: "How do I persuade my g/f to have a threesome" $10,000 to any one who can come up with a fool-proof method.... (read in full...)
I'm in med school, should I quit and choose modelling?
Q. hey i am 20 years old..n i am in a major delima...i have always wanted to get into the glamour field ever since i realised i had the potential for it,its not only me but everyone around me thought that i deserved to be in the field rather than ...
A. 11 December 2008: major delima = major drama.
what you gonna do once you over 24 and all wrinkled and used up form the wonders and joys of the modelling world?
I have been around the modelling world, and i have been around the actors world. its 2 faced and anyo... (read in full...)
All he wants for Christmas... is for me to have an orgasm!
Q. Hi I'm 19 and I am in love with my boyfriend. As often as we have sex I never ever had an orgasm! All of my friends tell me stories about theirs but I have none, what should I do? I'm willing to try anything. And just the other day he told me ...
A. 10 December 2008: so no pressure then?
ok. heres some questions for you.
Do you masturbate? if not, then why not? if you don't know what you like then how is anyone else ment to know?
if you do, are you able to get yourself off?
sadly alot of women don... (read in full...)
Help with 6 pack of abs please!
Q. ok, I am a 17 year old male. I haven't really done much exercise but I am NOT overweight. I have good strength etc but I can't seem to get a 6 Cbs? Can somebody who has done an exercise and diet or are on 1 which is working please let me in...
A. 7 December 2008: http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/ enjoy... (read in full...)
He's had over 50 sexual relations?!?!?!?
Q. Dear Cupid, I have been with my boyfriend for a bit over a year now. I have fallen in love with him and completely have devoted myself and my life to him. BUT-- Just a day ago, I found out before he knew me he had taken part in over 50 sexual r...
A. 4 December 2008: "50 sexual relations (not sex, just lots of touching and grinding with sluts and strippers" how'd you come to the conclusion they're sexual relations with no sex? being in a strip joint and getting a bump and grind from "Crystal" isn't exact... (read in full...)
Is there anyone who has a fetish for tights?
Q. all my life i have had this fetish for tights. about 0ne or tw0 months ago i bought a pair and whenever i can i where them.im not gay but i love the feeling of them. is there anyoneelse like me?...
A. 30 November 2008: Ok.
first off. why does wearing "tights" make you Gay? does that mean any actors or movie star who has to dress as a women for a scene make them Gay?.. lets say you go to a party and you dress in drag ( as a woman) does that make you Gay?
... (read in full...)
Is it time I stopped going for bad boys and settle with a "perfect" guy (and do they exist)?
Q. This isn't really a question, I just wanted to know what other people think. I'm 30 and came out of a long relationship last January. I suppose I have always been guys who have been a bit "bad" or guys that don't know what they want, commitment ...
A. 27 November 2008: i think you shouldn't hook up with him as i ahve a feeling in the long run you're going to hurt him. because again you settle into that catagory of women who like assholes and like then treating you like crap.. ie : treat them mean, keep them keen. ... (read in full...)
Is it okay for a 13 year old to masturbate?
Q. is it ok for a 13 year old to masturbate? ...
A. 26 November 2008: of course. its a natural act. anyone who says is isn't is narrow minded and probably have a crap sex life.
its perfectly normal.... (read in full...)
Why is it so hard for parents to talk to their kids about sex??
Q. why is it so hard for parents to talk to us teenagers about sex? i just dont know why to some parents its so hard for them to tell us what sex is. i think that me at age 13 i should have been known this stuff from my mom but why do they insisted in ...
A. 26 November 2008: why is it easier for some people to jump out of a plain? why is it easier for some people to come out to their parents than others. why is it easier for some people at tests or learning?
i think the main point is .. Have you asked?... (read in full...)
Does intermittently questioning yourself and your love necessarily mean you don't love?
Q. This question may be asked a little too late, but I'll go into it anyway. Do you ever question your love for your partner, or do you think this necessarily means that you don't love the person? I feel strongly, and believe I care deeply for my pa...
A. 26 November 2008: Love is that level of comfort and trust that we each place in that one single person. some more than others.
the one thing i noticed that compeletly lacked in your post is how your bf feels. or what he has done for the good of the relation... (read in full...)
I like a girl 4 years younger than myself. How to gain trust.
Q. I am an 18 Year old dude, I like this girl who is 14. ***Before I go any further I know that it is LEGAL for me to date a girl of any age and if I engage in Sexual Activities with a minor I can go to Jail for statutory rape.*** Are age gap is ...
A. 7 November 2008: yes of course you intentions are purely honorable.... (read in full...)
How do I apply for a visitor's visa for my Turkish boyfriend?
Q. I have a turkish boyfriend we have known each other for seven years. in this time i have always gone to turkey to see him. this year i have spent the last three months with him and i have now returned back home. my boyfriend would now like to come ...
A. 1 November 2008: http://ukinturkey.fco.gov.uk/en/visas/
good luck though.. its not exactly easy as they make it sound. a friend of monie is MARRIED to a turk. she's still having troub;e just trying to get him a visitors visa.... (read in full...)
I can draw air into my vagina and make farting sounds...is this abnormal ? I'm scared it might make me infertile.
Q. this is going to be the most embarrasing question i have ever asked, and i am way to embarrased to go to a clinic or even my GP. ever since i was about 9 i could make 'farting noises' out of my vagina. At the start it was only tiny ones that s...
A. 31 October 2008: In Thailand they use ping pong balls.... (read in full...)
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