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Just a humble vaudevillian veteran merely playing my part.

If i can help, i will.

if you're deserving of help. then i shall help.

You may not like what i have to say. but i speak to truth.

yes i will be harsh if you are being stupid or a moron about the situation you're in.

I do not care for feed back. those of you who rate me as "poor" do this merely because i an blunt and to the point.

but the advice is still truthful.

But nobody likes the truth.

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you know you've hit a nerve when someone is pisses at your for pointing out their flaws..

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This thread is Rated "Arrhhh"

This question has 18 answers by readers of DearCupid.ORG.
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21 June 2008: As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

This question has 29 answers by readers of DearCupid.ORG.
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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!

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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...

Humanity - the other white meat

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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...

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Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

Q.   Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

A.   7 June 2008: True we are human and make mistakes. and again. i'm not religious. and pretty much am against religion.. if you want it.. if you follow it.. i'm happy for you. but i guess the closing statement on it is, Don't hide your flaws and mistakes beh... (read in full...)

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

Q.   Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

A.   7 June 2008: I would like to bring this to your attention. http://www.dearcupid.org/question/i-have-a-complicated-question-and-i-need.html THIS, is exactsly what i was talking about..as well. wanna be JC fan club members who signed up for the perks but di... (read in full...)

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

Q.   Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

A.   1 June 2008: its ok. I love you too susan it'll be our dirty little secret ;) oh and more than likely. Helping people these days usually is followed by a law suite, ironic really... (read in full...)

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

Q.   Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

A.   1 June 2008: "may i add don't be so quick to judge others " oh and .. "wrong. obviously you have no morals " Wow. Thanks, you've Really changed my life. i'm gonna be a better person from now on. Tramps don't like being helped or distured if they're sl... (read in full...)

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

Q.   Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

A.   1 June 2008: define lying, fetal position? what cloths are they wearing. young old? male female? if it looks like a tramp and smells like a tramp the its best to leave those guys alone. other wise ask if they're ok, if you get no responce, probably che... (read in full...)

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

Q.   Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

A.   31 May 2008: "From now on sex under the age of 14 is fine, sex with your teacher is healthy and adults should try cheating to keep their husbands and enhance their reputation." The line starts back there :P ... (read in full...)

I added him on Facebook. Now I need to tell him why.

Q.   Hi! I have sort of a question about whether to do something or not. I am a 17 year old girl who goes to an all-girls school. We have brother schools in which we are "supposed" to socialize with boys from. This is going to sound like a really s...

A.   31 May 2008: " Hi insert boys name here i have boobies lets me friends YAY" I think i've made my point.... (read in full...)

The ultimate revenge. Should I go for it?

Q.   Today i was told by a friend about a girl at my old school who now works an escort. This girl was the worst type of girl and once she made a complete fool of me and embrassed me in front of a lot of people and it took a while to get some ...

A.   31 May 2008: Yeah.. speaking about the "Worst kind of person". By the sounds of things she didn't need to do anything to make you look a fool as you're doing pretty damn well on your own. oooooooooh Calling the police!! exacting revenge.. oooohhh big man ... (read in full...)

Welcome to Unprotected-Sex - The City of Sin

Q.   Hey! Welcome to Unprotected-Sex. More and more tourists visit Unprotected-Sex every year, and we're sure there'll be more! While you're stopping, why not relax with the guy you met just a few minutes ago over a few vodkas at Cinema Syphilis...

A.   30 May 2008: Ladies ans Gentalmen. i give you the Real deal.. Reefer Madness (1936), Know your drug Fiend http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6696582420128930236 ... (read in full...)

In my case, I hope curiosity doesn't kill my pussy......cat.

Q.   Just out of curiosity, please tell me if what I'm feeling is normal. I'm 51, by the way. This past year I've been feeling so very horny, I mean, I want sex all the time!! The slightest thing seems to turn me on. It could be triggered by som...

A.   29 May 2008: why can't i find women like this more often. you like sex eh?.. i'll alert the media. its natural. even if you feel you could take on the worlds largest gang bang its still natural.. lil'dirty. but natural. why not join a swingers club, if... (read in full...)

Been sleeping with my friends father. What do you think I should do?

Q.   Hi cupid, I am in a really hard situation. ok my best friend and I are really close we do everything together. I am 16 and she is 17. I really don't have much of a family of my own my dad left us and my mum spends more time at the pub getting ...

A.   29 May 2008: "i am really worried now that my best friend will not be happy" No Sh*T Shirlock. how would you feel if one of your best male friends was banging your mum? if this guy was single... Maybe. MAYBE. but he's married. i don't care how misrib... (read in full...)

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

Q.   Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

A.   28 May 2008: ok i'm ending this here and now. you krazy kats. here was me thinking the egotistical rant would have done it but turns out not. "If it weren't for christians, i'd be a christian" This is being used with refference to " i'm a home wreck... (read in full...)

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

Q.   Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

A.   27 May 2008: Ok Ok Ok. as all you ladies know i'm not on a witch hunt here, and several of you i've had a good laugh with on other posts on the site. so.. is this my opinion? damn right, am i probably going to hell? yes. mainly because i can't play the h... (read in full...)

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

Q.   Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

A.   27 May 2008: I'm still amazed at how this turned into a religious thing.... (read in full...)

I want to give my bf a blowjob...but I don't know how to or if he wants one...how can I tell?

Q.   I want to give my bf a blowjob but i dont know if he wants to or how to ask and wat if he thinks im weird?...

A.   27 May 2008: If your bf is a guy and has a penis and likes women. then yes. he'll want one.... (read in full...)

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

Q.   Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

A.   26 May 2008: ok Annalisa. knowing you're a member of the JC fanclub, i actually have to say thanks for not trying to ram jesus down my throat. Also i like how this has become about Religion all of a sudden... why christians? well.. there was a recently p... (read in full...)

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

Q.   Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

A.   25 May 2008: Dr Pete, i willagree with you there, you do raise a good point of possible brainwashing.. or being locked in a german cellar. however. As for luck.. Luck had nothing to do with it. I'm not going to start spilling my past private life and say... (read in full...)

Do I get pregnant if I finger myself?

Q.   do i get pregnat when i finger myself....

A.   25 May 2008: Ok. Dr Pete made a good point his his reply to my personal rant. However. Assuming you've been living under a rock or in a german cellar your whole life. or have been brainwahsed by some backwards religious cult. No, you will not get pregnant... (read in full...)

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

Q.   Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

A.   25 May 2008: Eric, i believe the piont i was making got lost in translation. This place of do as you please, has become the place of believe what you will. i understand that at leat 2/10 post are fake, ie a 26 year old woman asking if fingering her se... (read in full...)

Do I get pregnant if I finger myself?

Q.   do i get pregnat when i finger myself....

A.   24 May 2008: Oh christ. Yes. yes you're going to get pregnant and have kittens.... (read in full...)

I am fourteen and haven't had a boyfriend yet

Q.   i am ashamed even though i dont have any need to be. but i am fourteen and havnt had a boyfriend yet. I just wanted to know how would you begin the relationship without going too slow or too fast or messin it all up. Adivce needed!...

A.   24 May 2008: quit your bitching i'm 26 and still haven't found anyone even remotely worthy of me.... (read in full...)

Why is he so scared to finger me?

Q.   my boyfriend is really scared to finger me! why is he so scraed we finally kissed about a weekago sence then weve mad out and everything but why is he so scared to finger me??...

A.   24 May 2008: being anally raped in prison for having sex with a minor might be a good reason.... (read in full...)

Is life all about religion, or is it about being happy and feeling fulfilled?

Q.   First off, please do not judge my situation. I am involved in a moral and emotional dilemma and am seeking whole-hearted answers, not judgments. I have been involved with a MM for over 6 months. We have known each other for over a year; we work tog...

A.   24 May 2008: I'm trying to figure out how to say this with out being judgemental. ah well i tried. I can only assume the guy got his gf pregnant. and married her as to not a child out of wed-lock (sp?) Is there something about that whole No sex before... (read in full...)

Does watching/playing 'Lolicon' turn you into a pedophile?

Q.   I'm a 16-year-old male and have been thinking about lolicon. I played a few lolicon online games when I was 12 and found it to kind of turn me on. I by no means like the real stuff, I find the idea repulsive but it's different when it comes to this. ...

A.   22 May 2008: Aunts Info : Lolicon - also romanized as rorikon, is a slang portmanteau of the phrase "Lolita complex".[1][2] In Japan, the term describes an attraction to young girls,[3] or an individual with such an attraction.[4][5] Outside Japan, the term... (read in full...)

I have a really high sex drive...but my boyfriend thinks I'm not going to be able to orgasm when I get older!!! Is he right?

Q.   im worried. I'm 17 years old, and i have had two sexual parteners. my ex boyfriend and my current boyfriend of a year and a half. he thinks there is something wrong with me. I have slept with only two people, and he has slept with about 6, s...

A.   22 May 2008: oh dear Lordi. do excuse me a moment while i sew my sides back togehter. you are not going to "Run Out" of orgasms. your bf on the other hand may run out of pluck to keep his cock hard when he gets older though.... (read in full...)

Does having a child bring you closer to your partner?

Q.   if you hav a child from your partner do you become closer....

A.   21 May 2008: i'd say having a child probably dirves you more apart as you never get any time togehter or any time alone. buy a puppy... (read in full...)

I'm attracted to my first cousin; I need advice in order to forget him!

Q.   hi.. i know this is so wrong.. but im attracted to my first cousin.. but it looks like he's not into me coz there are no signs.. he's very formal and strict looking.. but he's cool.. definitely confusing; I still like him though.. i cant consider my ...

A.   21 May 2008:  lexilou : Actually you're infomation is in correct. and as disturbing as it is. it IS legal to have sex and marry your first cousin... creepy eh? as for you little missy. get a job, get a hobby and find someone who you ain't relate... (read in full...)

In a long distance relation but starting to develop feelings for a man at the gym, who is committed!

Q.   I have been in a long distance relationship for over 12 months now and he is loving, attentive, caring etc...all the things women crave. BUT i have started to fancy/think a lot about a man i have recently come into contact with on a regular basis at ...

A.   18 May 2008: Ladies and Gentalmen, Boys and girls. Children of all ages! Come one, Come all. Vendetta sideshow attractions is proud to present "the" single most commen reason long distance relationships Do Not work. I actually have to thank you for s... (read in full...)

Are there no mature women interested in young guys?

Q.   I love mature women but I am young (16). Its hard when you know you probably can't have sex with an older woman at a young age. I just don't know what to do....

A.   17 May 2008: maybe let your big boy hair grow in a little more. once you hit 18-19 then you'll probably have more luck... (read in full...)

My wife has a fetish for firemen and is causing 'accidents' because of it. What can I do?

Q.   I'm 25, and my wife is 24, we've been married for 2 years now. In the past few months and weeks she's recently been causing "accidents" - and I know why. I found a note in the kitchen when tidying up one day saying "must cause accident so hunk...

A.   14 May 2008: well first off. those costumes from the stores are crap ( try a military wholesalers they can get ahold of used firemens outfits) secondly it sounds like your wife is pyromaniac. It also sounds like she's bored with home life. something... (read in full...)

His cum tastes awful, what can I do?

Q.   Im sure many girls have this problem, but its really starting to bother me. I dont mind giving my boyfriend oral sex, but its the end that i literally CANNOT DO! the smell, the taste, just makes me wanna gag, ive asked friends and most of them say ...

A.   13 May 2008: well, pineapple, honey dew melon... a decent diet, no jun k food with make it better. whever this means its gonna taste amazing.. eh don't count on it. i can pretty much gues that the bf has a pretty bad diet dont'; think that just chugging so... (read in full...)

My boyfriend makes me do things I don't want to do

Q.   my bf always wana let me do stuff i dont wanna do like sex and smoke i told him i dont wanna do these things but then we together again and he says he wont do it again but he just does and i realy love him what should i do cause we realy love each ...

A.   12 May 2008: Oh dear god... give me the strength to carry on. ok. i know its what everyone is thinking so i'm gonna say it. Then Don't Do it... Blah blah we're in love whine whine . if he loved you he woulnd't make you do stuff you didn't want to do, a... (read in full...)

Penis Length Question

Q.   is my penis normal it about 7"long...

A.   10 May 2008: no its not normal. its above normal.. count yourself luck... (read in full...)

My wife wants a 21 year old guy for 24 hours for her 50th!

Q.   Hi I am looking for anyone who has been through this situation before. My wife is turning 50 next month and i asked her what she would like for her birthday. (she has every thing you could wish for) or so i thought. She could come up with an...

A.   8 May 2008: well i know what you're asking for for your next birthday :D... (read in full...)

My mum forced me to end contact with this boy because of his past, but I like him! What do you advise?

Q.   dear cupid, ive been kinda seeing this lad on and off for the past 7 months, but my mum doesn't like him because he has a bad past and i care a lot about what my mum thinks and me and her have a very close relationship. I really like this lad and ...

A.   7 May 2008: i'm sure ted bungry or charlie manson or even hitlet to a lesser extent were really nice people once you got to know them.. out side of the murdering and such. blah blah you're young blah blah you mum doesn't hate your doing it for you own good... (read in full...)

Older men always buy me drinks or ask me out but people my age don't seem that fussed. What's the deal?

Q.   Whenever people are interested in me, they are always at least 10 years older than me. I can never get anybody who is the same age as me. I look quite young too, everyone thinks I'm about 18 when I'm 23. I was just wondering what men my age are ...

A.   6 May 2008: "But slim with big boobs" We have a winner..... (read in full...)

He was so caring, and now I'm scared in case I get it wrong next time

Q.   heya, i was going out with my boyfriend for almost 2 years, we both lost our viginitys to each other, we were in love and had so much trust in our relationship, so it felt right. he was amazing, in the way that he cared for me and always made sure...

A.   4 May 2008: O_O wow. that read like a character form Little Britian. i think you need to keep in mind at you age, most guy probably woulnd't know if you're doing it right or not. in fact most guys around your age will just be thrilled to see a girl n... (read in full...)

She has a boyfriend back in her home town. Should I still ask her out?

Q.   okay, so theres dis gurl i really like, and im not sure but i think she likes me too, the problem is that when she moved to my town she left h boyfriend back over there in miami, my question is if i should ask her out? i mean sh acts like if she ...

A.   4 May 2008: uh...she has a bf. this may surprise you but that is her choice to have a bf. not yours. if she dumps that bf.. that is her decision to make. ... (read in full...)

I had a silly argument with my boyfriend who is living abroad, could you help out?

Q.   i really need help with this one as soon as possible ( this is very long )... i am in a relationship for almost 4 years with this guy who is really loving and i adore him to bits. we are in two different countries and we hardly meet, so we tr...

A.   3 May 2008: just curious but. where is this super long distance relationship going? have you met? whose going to move to which country to be closer? are you both going to carry on the long distance into your old age? best advice : get out meet a real person n... (read in full...)

Do the English think of my race as relationship material? Is the different background a hindrance?

Q.   I am a fairly attractive Indian woman in mid twenties residing in England for good i guess. I am very focused at this point on my goals and career and have got friendly and positive approach in life in general. I am pretty much new in dating sc...

A.   3 May 2008: I'm English born and bred. Interesting question. in reply to A:.. would i be right in saying you mean White English? and for anyone about to start bitching i am merely asking and not being racist so button your yaps. B : Easy ride? ... (read in full...)

Is it ok to put a golf ball in your girlfriend's vagina? Just throwing that out there....

Q.   is it ok to put a golf ball in you girlfriends vagina and the have sex with it still in there and when your done swollow it?...

A.   30 April 2008: Wow. i mean.. seriously. Wow.. How the Crap did i miss this post? i mean.. i've feel as left out as a porn night dumpster baby. ( thanks family guy) ... (read in full...)

Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!

Q.   Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...

A.   30 April 2008: pissed as in angry , mad. not drunk :D... (read in full...)

I am conflicted and seeking guidance, preferably from other Christians

Q.   I have a serious problem I'm not sure how to explain it fully... I come from a very Christian background and I believe the bible very strongly. I married my husband almost a year ago, and lost my virginity to him on our wedding night. I am a very ...

A.   30 April 2008: * rubs his grubby lil' mitts togehter * ok. i'm agnostic and going to hell. now we've cleared that up. i think you need to Step out of the role of the Jesus fan club for a minute, you need to take religion out of the situation here. you're ... (read in full...)

My wife wants a 21 year old guy for 24 hours for her 50th!

Q.   Hi I am looking for anyone who has been through this situation before. My wife is turning 50 next month and i asked her what she would like for her birthday. (she has every thing you could wish for) or so i thought. She could come up with an...

A.   16 April 2008: Tellulah said it all. if you're a swinger.. whats the problem? shit you shoudl ask for a 21 year old for your next birthday :D... (read in full...)

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