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If i can help, i will.
if you're deserving of help. then i shall help.
You may not like what i have to say. but i speak to truth.
yes i will be harsh if you are being stupid or a moron about the situation you're in.
I do not care for feed back. those of you who rate me as "poor" do this merely because i an blunt and to the point.
but the advice is still truthful.
But nobody likes the truth.
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Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!
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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...
Humanity - the other white meat
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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...
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How can I be a good Christian and still have a life? My parents are too strict.
Q. My parents and I don't get along very well. Ever since a really bad incident a little over a year ago, they don't trust me with anything. I'm still allowed to do stuff, but you know, they still have that dissappointed tone. I'm a Christian, and I ...
A. 4 July 2008: ah the over powering religious parent nut jobs. "That wasn't a Christian thing to do." you want to take a look over this board with reguards to things being waved about in the name of religion. In the position you're in, and i can already s... (read in full...)
Boyfriend had a wet dream about another man...is this normal?
Q. My boyfriend told me he had a wet dream last night. In it,a man was masturbating him. And he came in it. I find that disgusting. He said it was only a dream and he's straight. Pls help. Is that normal?...
A. 4 July 2008: Define normal. Normal? yes. commen?... maybe? Dreams are weird, wonderful and powerful things. i once watched the end of the world. very Terminator 2 style. you know big'ol mushroom cloud and fire etc etc. disturbing? yes! is it gonna... (read in full...)
I'm attracted to my husband's younger brother and had sex with him. Why is this so wrong?
Q. I'm a married woman in my 20s, I really love my husband. He's in his 20s also. We have a great sex life. Even so, I've been attracted to his younger brother (also in his 20s) since before we got married. Recently, his brother and I got a little ...
A. 2 July 2008: "my husband would love to see me with another woman." Yeah.. because its talked over and either is or isn't agreed on. screwing your brotherinlaw behind his back with out him knowing makes its frowned upon because that makes you a bad per... (read in full...)
I can't stand the thought of kissing my husband. Have I got some sort of disorder?
Q. My favorite past time was simply kissing my soon to be husband. We have been married for over a year now and I simply cant even stand the thought of him kissing me. I love him and we have a great relationship. Is this a disorder, what is my problem?...
A. 2 July 2008: "I can't stand the thought of kissing my husband. Have I got some sort of disorder?" Yeah its called "holy crap i'm married to someone i can't stand the sight of or the thought of kissing them-itus" the only cure is to take 3 convosations. ... (read in full...)
When will he propose properly??
Q. I have been in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend for 4 years now and we see eachother every few months.We are very much in love and he we have spoken about marriage and children etc..He has even asked me to marry him via text and email ...
A. 2 July 2008: "He has even asked me to marry him via text and email "
and they say remance is dead.... (read in full...)
What size and shape of girl do men prefer?
Q. I'm really curious. Do guys Prefer Skinny, slim, curvy or overweight girls? If you had to pick a clothing size for a girl what would it be?...
A. 2 July 2008: personally i prefer 2 arms and 2 legs. anymore than that and its just getting silly.
thought 2 heads..
sorry was having a scrubs flash back there.
to quote someone famous " Peoples..is Peoples "
some like chocolate. some like vanilla. ... (read in full...)
This job has been my dream but I don't want to move away, any suggestions?
Q. I'm 16 and going into college for 2 years to study computer programing/website design building. i was having a look at an online game i play sometimes at jobs that they have going. It is really good pay as it's £15k a month. the only problem ...
A. 27 June 2008: just go. it'll be the best thing you'll ever do. girl freinds come and go. if she loves you, she'll understand why you have to do it. besides how else you gonna pay for a car, house and her boob job once she's older? and if you don't do it... (read in full...)
How should I feel about my boyfriend looking at photos of naked women?
Q. How should I feel about my boyfriend looking at photos of naked women? At the moment, I feel like a) I'm not good enough for him and b) upset that he'd even want to look at these I need advice, please....
A. 27 June 2008: Would you rather he was looking at men? or transvestites? or that movie from the 70's called Animal Farm? *shudders*... (read in full...)
He coming along way to visit me..should I 'put out" for him? I feel obligated..
Q. I've been on 3 dates with this a guy who lives 2hrs away from me. He's coming to visit me this weekend and staying over for a night. We get along really well and communicate via e-mail a lot. Am I expected to put out, since he's coming all the way ...
A. 27 June 2008: he's certainly Hoping you'll put out. i know this because...and heres a little secret.. ready? he has a penis..shhh if you want to bang his brains out because you like him, he's hot or he's hung like a babies arm holding an apple then go... (read in full...)
My husband has been visiting dating websites!
Q. i am new to this site, i ran into it on accident but i'm glad i did. the first question i ran into sounded just like mine. my husband has been going into websites without me knowing and there date, or meet someone websites. i found out by accident ...
A. 26 June 2008: asides from the fact he's looking for.. excitement. dating websites?.. you don't have to worry about him finding someone as they're mostly full of guys anyway... (read in full...)
How to I make my daughter a lady and not a tramp?
Q. Help please!! I am a single dad and live with my daughters. (4 of them. I love them all very much and until last week it was not a problem. My oldest daughter is 18 years old and is a very strong minded thing. Anyway last week I finished up work...
A. 25 June 2008: Ouch!
i'm sure anyone will tell you girls at that age are a nightmare to parents anyway. usually relaitonships like that never end well and its a usually a harsh slap in the face for them.. which is a good thing. my sister went through a phase li... (read in full...)
This thread is Rated "Arrhhh"
Q. As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...
A. 24 June 2008: "LazyGuy" what you say does hold weight and is very true. here is my reply. http://www.dearcupid.org/question/how-can-i-make-my-brothers-wife-have.html i think i've made my point..i'm gonna go shower and try and scrub away the total loss... (read in full...)
How can I make my brother's wife have sex with me?
Q. How I can make my brother's wife to have sex with me?...
A. 24 June 2008: you see. this is why i wrote my article.
i think you should tell your borther who attractive she is and present him with a hooker to sleep with and a bar of chocolate and then ask to sleep with his wife.
... (read in full...)
Do guys really prefer virgins?
Q. hi everyone. ok i went on holiday a few weeks ago and went on a date with this boy who was a year older than me. within 1 hour it was clear all he wanted was sex.(i didnt give him it!) i told him i was a virgin but he was still eager saying stuff ...
A. 23 June 2008: Look at it from 2 sides. 1 : If a guy is looking to get laid, then usually a girl with experience is better.. because.. and no offence, but virgins don't know what they're doing. Its not a bad thing but its the basics of it. If you don't know w... (read in full...)
She gave me a blowjob and I didn't feel it - it something wrong?
Q. I got a blow job recently. The problem is that i didn't feel it when my girlfriend was sucking on it. IS something wrong!?...
A. 20 June 2008: as was already posted numbing agent.
which.. you'd be surprised as several products can do this anyway. cough drops or oral medication.
failing that if there was no tongue and depending on her position you might as well have been sticking it ... (read in full...)
I have a small lump on my penis - what should I do??
Q. I have a small lump on my penis but I amafriad that if I go to the doctor that my penis could go hard. What should I do?...
A. 20 June 2008: would you rather your dick gets hard in front of the doctor? or would you rather it becomes rotton and drops off?
seriously. it wont get hard. and if it does. count yourself lucky. some guys have to pay for that.... (read in full...)
What should I do? I've spent weeks thinking but haven't come up with a solution...all advice really appreciated!
Q. Hi all, My husaband recently got back from a business trip in china. I know it sounds untrusting but I checked his phone and to my horror there was text to one of his sports friends it went something like this, Hi mate, can't play squash, still in ...
A. 20 June 2008: so, lets say it is banter. ie : " Eating alot, drinking alot and fucking alot even though you're probably aware i'm married".. yeah .. personally for me in business that would give me good reason not to trust them. however lets be honest it... (read in full...)
Can men tell me how does it feel inside the vagina?
Q. I keep asking my husband, after sex, how it feels, inside me... I'm curious. He chuckles and says something like "whew" or "like home". Really, men, can someone spare more than a word and a smile?...
A. 19 June 2008: i can go one better.
http://privatesculpture.co.uk/gallery7.html
Now. click the images to look closer. this is an internal casting of a womens vagina.
and as beautifully artistic as they are. internal casting has some major risks in my h... (read in full...)
My wife has recently told me about her fantasies with another woman what do I do?
Q. I am married, my wife has recently told me about her fantasies with another woman, and she has been sexually active with her. We have a very honest marriage and I appreciate this. I said I don’t mind and still don’t the, hole thing turns me on and ...
A. 19 June 2008: "My wife has recently told me about her fantasies with another woman what do I do?"
Thank your lucky stars and or what ever god it is your worship.... (read in full...)
She's having an affair, and doesn't know who she loves more! I don't want to lose her, help!
Q. I have recently found out that my girlfreind for the past 3 years is having an affair, with her boy best mate. I dunno what to do, she said she doesn't no who she loves more, him or me. I don't want to lose her but if i do it will be the end of my ...
A. 18 June 2008: "She's having an affair, and doesn't know who she loves more!" well then. if she cheated on you, chances are you ain't top dog. who does she love more? Neither of you cause she sounds like a bitch. i mean seriously. what kinda bitch has ... (read in full...)
I'm the first guy he ever kissed but he does not accept his sexuality! Is it all worth it?
Q. I have been with a guy for 3 months now. I am gay and open, he is not. He is VERY straight and i'm the first guy he'd even kissed, let along slept with. He is 26 and i'm 23. He says that the way he feels at the moment he won't be telling anyone, ...
A. 18 June 2008: "he is not. He is VERY straight and i'm the first guy he'd even kissed" So.. um. yeah. you've been with a STRAIGHT guy... for 3 months. you've kissed/made out ( assuming ) And "he ain't coming out any time soon." ok i'm confused. ex... (read in full...)
My sister's boyfriend kissed me. What should I do?
Q. im 14 years old. i have a sister that 18 that talks to this guy thats 21. he treats my sister like his own sister. he gets her anything she wants. a couple of days ago he went to my house to see my sister. he told me to stay outside with them. then ...
A. 18 June 2008: Hellloooo Jail bait.
i'm sorry. i don't care how pretty you are. or how much you like this guy, or how much he wants to get in your virgin pants.
how can you do this to your sister? she's your family.
you need to grow up, learn the diffe... (read in full...)
I'm confused as to what 'oral sex' means!
Q. When people talk about oral sex, what is it really. is it unprotected sex or what? im confused please help!...
A. 17 June 2008: ok.
i retract my statement. no more defending anyone. even if they don't give enough information in their original post.
... (read in full...)
I'm disgusted that he showed me a pic of him wearing my knickers!
Q. I've started seeing this guy, and he's great. We get on really well, enjoy spending time together, and the sex is fantastic.... we're really open about our sexuality, and we're both very comfortable in the bedroom, despite only being with eacho...
A. 17 June 2008: GRAB YOUR PITCH FORKS BOYS, WE'RE GONNA HAVE US A LYNCHING. i'm sorry. but.. come on. get a sence of humor. its not the end of the world. he probably knows you're not gonna get turned on by it. just start worrying if he starts using your di... (read in full...)
I'm confused as to what 'oral sex' means!
Q. When people talk about oral sex, what is it really. is it unprotected sex or what? im confused please help!...
A. 17 June 2008: of all the people to jump to the defence, who'd have thought it'd be me? in truth there was a ady i worked with.. ( Deeply religious back ground ) almost brainwashing scary religious. NOTE : before any of you religious nuts start, i didn't... (read in full...)
I'm feeling neglected by him, he has to attend AA meetings after getting out of prison.
Q. I'm hoping I can sum this up in a short. I have been with my Fiance' for 7.5 years and I love him to death; 7 years and 2 months has been while he was in prison, but I've known him for 25 years. To make a long story short, he has to attend AA three ...
A. 17 June 2008: "I'm feeling neglected by him, he has to attend AA meetings after getting out of prison." That is the greatest title... Ever. That title makes Ben Hurr look like an Epic. At what point in the day did you think that dating an ex con with a d... (read in full...)
How do you spot a guy who wants to use a girl for sex? Also, why would they pick a hard target??
Q. I always thought that if a guy was gona use a girl for sex that he would try sleeping with her on the first date and if he didnt get anything, he would turn away and she would never hear from him again. But now I'm thinking maybe guys who use girls ...
A. 17 June 2008: if they wanted sex they could just go pay for it. and WHAM. instant sex.
its all about the chase. the hunter and the hunted.
guys like a challenge.
as sam neil in jurassic park said.
"He doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt."... (read in full...)
I want to have an affair but I don't know where to look for someone else?
Q. My boyfriend and I have been having problems and he never gives me attention. I want to have an affair but I dont know where to look for someone else. Any advice? I cant go to a bar becasue I am 18....
A. 17 June 2008: i'm sorry, but you're the just worst type of person.
grow up.... (read in full...)
I'm fed up with waiting for someone to find me - what do I do?!??
Q. Lately, i've completley given up on guys and everything to do with them. I haven't been in a relationship since october, and i've had a few crushes which have turned out to hurt me. I've been hurt by guys so many times, I don't know what to do ...
A. 16 June 2008: 5 years single and counting. i'm not ugly. i'm just not settelling for second best.... (read in full...)
Risks that come with often masturbating?
Q. hello i have heard that when you masturbate a lot and you do it more than once a day your penis could bleed and hurt when you urinate. Is this true? And is there anything close to that which could happen?...
A. 15 June 2008: if you're masturbating with sandpaper wrapped around it then yes.
other wise no. hurting when you urinate is either a bladder infection or kidney stones... and god help you if you have then cause they're more painful than watching Show-Gir... (read in full...)
Anyone knows of an Internet site to meet people?
Q. I am a divorced woman in my mid-40s. I'm thinking of signing up with an Internet dating site. Which sites are the best is I want to meet a man interested in a long-term exclusive relationship? ...
A. 14 June 2008: "I want to meet a man interested in a long-term exclusive relationship"
online? Not gonna happen. basicly most of the dating sites are Full of singles guys, come to think of it the internet is basicly for single guys.
net dating doesn't w... (read in full...)
My teacher just blows my mind, I think I'm actually in love with her!
Q. My teacher just blows my mind.I think Im actually in love with her,I know that isn't right but I'v never felt the way she makes me feel. I always thought that she was attractive and she is only 23.We talk all the time out of class,she texts ...
A. 13 June 2008: Blowing your mind is probably the most action you're going to see.
maybe wait a few year and let your big boy hair grow in and your balls drop. ... (read in full...)
Advice on anal sex please!!
Q. Hi guys I'ma keep it short and sweet my gf and I have been thinking alot about anal sex but neither of us have done it before,she wanted to if its painfull or how does the penis go into her anus,should you use any lubricants and if what should you ...
A. 9 June 2008: ok first off.
buy a ton of tube. about 10 gallons should be enough.
anal is not something where you can just shove it in.
you have to take it slow. put a condom on one finger and go slowly. SLOWLY. and plenty of lube.
don't expect to be ... (read in full...)
Help me get her back!!
Q. hey, me and my girl having been dating for a really long time and we thought it was time to have sex,that night we really did have sex but in the basement so no one could hear,but the next morning she was saying her legs her really bad,and she coul...
A. 7 June 2008: basement eh? and they say romance is dead.
i think you need to give us a bit more information on this, how lon ago did you last see her? did she actually say "its over" or " i'm breaking up ith you"... (read in full...)
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
Q. Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
A. 7 June 2008: True we are human and make mistakes.
and again. i'm not religious. and pretty much am against religion.. if you want it.. if you follow it.. i'm happy for you.
but i guess the closing statement on it is, Don't hide your flaws and mistakes beh... (read in full...)
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
Q. Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
A. 7 June 2008: I would like to bring this to your attention.
http://www.dearcupid.org/question/i-have-a-complicated-question-and-i-need.html
THIS, is exactsly what i was talking about..as well.
wanna be JC fan club members who signed up for the perks but di... (read in full...)
Couldn't control our feelings, she's 12, could she become pregnant?
Q. I am a 14 year old boy having sex with a 12 year old girl. We know that we did something wrong at this age but could not control our feelings. We are neighbours and it all started with a kiss. Then we started looking each others private parts. ...
A. 2 June 2008: Boooooow Dom Dom Dom... Another bites the dust!... (read in full...)
I like the sensation of massaging my anus does this make me gay?
Q. I've been thinking of something for a while and need some help...Whenever I take a shower I carefully wash every part of myself,well I was cleaning the outside of my ass and I accidentally slipped.One of my fingers slid in my ass along with an ...
A. 1 June 2008: just wait till you have to have a prostate examination...... (read in full...)
Really need your help. I don't know what to do about this painful sex
Q. Hey, im 16 and currently in a relationship. i hadnt had sex in about a year untill yesterday and it hurt abit.. i thought it was just because of the position (on all fours) or because i hadnt done it in a while. but today i had sex again (on al...
A. 1 June 2008: could be the guy was hitting your cervix ( sp?) you should just go to the Doctors and just get it checked reguardless, i'm guessing thats what it is but i'm not a medical type doctor person.... (read in full...)
I'm 20, she's 15. Can we date?
Q. Hi I've been hanging out with a girl I met online and we both like each other lots. We both like each other lots and hae said its likely that we may end up dating in the future. The one that worries/bothers me is the age difference and law...
A. 1 June 2008: enjoy being anally raped in prison by your cell mate Big Bald headed john.... (read in full...)
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
Q. Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
A. 1 June 2008: its ok.
I love you too susan
it'll be our dirty little secret ;)
oh and more than likely. Helping people these days usually is followed by a law suite, ironic really... (read in full...)
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
Q. Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
A. 1 June 2008: "may i add don't be so quick to judge others "
oh and ..
"wrong. obviously you have no morals "
Wow. Thanks, you've Really changed my life. i'm gonna be a better person from now on.
Tramps don't like being helped or distured if they're sl... (read in full...)
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
Q. Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
A. 1 June 2008: define lying, fetal position?
what cloths are they wearing. young old? male female?
if it looks like a tramp and smells like a tramp the its best to leave those guys alone. other wise ask if they're ok, if you get no responce, probably che... (read in full...)
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
Q. Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
A. 31 May 2008: "From now on sex under the age of 14 is fine, sex with your teacher is healthy and adults should try cheating to keep their husbands and enhance their reputation."
The line starts back there :P
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Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
Q. Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
A. 28 May 2008: ok i'm ending this here and now. you krazy kats.
here was me thinking the egotistical rant would have done it but turns out not.
"If it weren't for christians, i'd be a christian"
This is being used with refference to
" i'm a home wreck... (read in full...)
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
Q. Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
A. 27 May 2008: Ok Ok Ok.
as all you ladies know i'm not on a witch hunt here, and several of you i've had a good laugh with on other posts on the site.
so.. is this my opinion? damn right, am i probably going to hell? yes. mainly because i can't play the h... (read in full...)
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
Q. Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
A. 27 May 2008: I'm still amazed at how this turned into a religious thing.... (read in full...)
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
Q. Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
A. 26 May 2008: ok Annalisa. knowing you're a member of the JC fanclub, i actually have to say thanks for not trying to ram jesus down my throat.
Also i like how this has become about Religion all of a sudden... why christians?
well.. there was a recently p... (read in full...)
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
Q. Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
A. 25 May 2008: Dr Pete,
i willagree with you there, you do raise a good point of possible brainwashing.. or being locked in a german cellar.
however. As for luck..
Luck had nothing to do with it. I'm not going to start spilling my past private life and say... (read in full...)
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
Q. Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
A. 25 May 2008: Eric, i believe the piont i was making got lost in translation.
This place of do as you please, has become the place of believe what you will.
i understand that at leat 2/10 post are fake, ie a 26 year old woman asking if fingering her se... (read in full...)
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