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yes i will be harsh if you are being stupid or a moron about the situation you're in.
I do not care for feed back. those of you who rate me as "poor" do this merely because i an blunt and to the point.
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21 June 2008: As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...
Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!
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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...
Humanity - the other white meat
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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...
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My dad's ex is blackmailing me into bringing my mates round for sex...what can I do??
Q. This is serious whether you want to believe it or not. I'm having sex with my dads exgirlfriend but now she is demanding for me to bring my friends round to fuck her or she'll tell my dad and it would really be bad for me and my dads relation...
A. 26 February 2008: i'm kinda agreeing with Collaroy.
Lets say this is true.
well. thats what you get you screwing your dads ex girlfriend
bring you mates round let her gang bang them bring tons of guys round. put an advert out for it and let her fuck around.
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My boyfriend said he will dump me if I ever cut myself. Now I don't know if I want to be with him anymore. Help.
Q. My bf was recently telling me how a friend of his broke up with his gf because she was cutting herself. I was shocked that someone could break up with someone they are supposed to love when they need them so much. I was even more shock to hear my bf ...
A. 25 February 2008: if you had a bf, who did cut him self. There is Nothing in your power you can do.
if you do not know people who cut, then this is going to be hard for you to understand and the likely outcome is that you will never understand it.
the funny par... (read in full...)
Do any of you guys have any tricks that all males do to let girls know they're interested?
Q. This is a question for all the guys. I like a guy right now but it's really hard to tell what's going on in his mind. Sometimes, I catch him looking at me, sometimes he just never looks at me when he has the oppurtunity to, from a close distance. I ...
A. 22 February 2008: "Do any of you guys have any tricks that all males do to let girls know they're interested?"
They'll talk to you and keep a convosation going.... (read in full...)
If you use a condom when having sex, areyou still classed as a virgin?
Q. I've got one curious question to ask you. If you use a condom when having sex, areyou still classed as a virgin? Please tell me, I asked my mum, she said ask your dad so I did but he said ask your mum etc etc. I can never get anywere with my famil...
A. 22 February 2008: condom or no condom you wont be a virgin anymore. if you have SEX you bf/partner must wear a condom!... (read in full...)
I'm 20 and still a virgin. I'm struggling to cope! What can I do?
Q. Hey guys, I'd really appreciate some advice about this. Please bear with me; I've never spoken about this to anybody, and I need to get this off my chest. As a 20 year old virgin (a male virgin no less) I find myself feeling blue a lot. I have th...
A. 22 February 2008: theres many guys who feel this way. they're called single men. how to cope? * shrugs* i'm sure someone will say " Gee billy. you just gotta hold on in there untill you meet yah special gal! " when we both know thats the easy answer the... (read in full...)
My boyfriend doesn't think of me when he masturbates, is this a problem?
Q. My boyfriend doesn't think of me when he masturbates, is this a problem? He says men don't masturbate about the woman they love??...
A. 19 February 2008: Sexually speaking. do you masturbate? if not.. then probably about time you started as it will help you understand. if yes. then.. do you think about your Man all the time?.. maybe a famous person or some guy you know or saw. Asking someone ... (read in full...)
Why don't some guys express how they feel to a woman sometimes?
Q. Why don't some guys express how they feel to a woman sometimes?...
A. 17 February 2008: *Quote* "Womens feelings come from their Ovaries. Men don't have Ovaries, thus the lack of feelings."... (read in full...)
The most embarrasing that can happen with sex.
Q. My boyfriend has been asking me for anal sex but I am scared to try it out, not because of the pain, but because of the potential embarrassment involved. I read on here that anal sex can get quite "messy", what exactly is the mess about? I want to ...
A. 17 February 2008: Well.
WElly welly well well well.
i'll just put this blunty and not sugar coat it.
you're either gonna love it. or hate it.
mess wise, well make sure he uses a rubber cause its gonna get messy.. and well i ain't painting that picture for ... (read in full...)
My ex may have a new guy, and I fear they slept together yesterday. How can I stop torturing myself??
Q. Since I found out my ex has met somebody new, I just can't get her out of my head... AGAIN!! We hadn't spoken for a long time, but about a week ago, we got back into the habit of talking to eachother again. We had done this before, but last...
A. 17 February 2008: "I want the truth." to coin a phrase.. You can't handle the truth. in fact you won't even consider the truth because you're too blinded by you jealousy. face it you're a masochist. you enjoy being hurt by her. Now go grow a set of balls. ... (read in full...)
He's going way too fast here!!!
Q. He said to me thinking I was a bit drunk that he can see himself falling in love me with me after only meeting a few times! Should I get out now or get to know him better?...
A. 16 February 2008: " he can see himself falling in love with you" that doens't mean he is. he's basicly saying that he likes you alot, and if given that chance for the relationship then he would fall. what is it with you women and always running away from people ... (read in full...)
I have a small penis,,how can I satisfy a female?
Q. Hi im a guy in my late teens and im really embarrassed ive got a very small penis just on 2 inches fully erect ive never had a girlfriend im to embarrassed what can i do can i even satisfy a girl?...
A. 16 February 2008: i have a decent sized penis. and i still don't get laid and i've never had an offical girl friend.
its not the size of the nail, its the hammer you're hitting it with.... (read in full...)
He can't orgasm and I feel like it must be me...please help.
Q. Hi, Last year I went through a really really bad, stressful separation from my partner of almost 6 years. I vowed never to have a man in my life again, but once I got back on my feet, I thought it time to start dating again. I am 45 years old, wit...
A. 16 February 2008: to be honest with you it is a common thing. like with women. not all women can orgasm from vaginal sex. depression will kill you. generally not being " there" can do it. its nothing personal. just like how it is for women. try talking t him. s... (read in full...)
My ex may have a new guy, and I fear they slept together yesterday. How can I stop torturing myself??
Q. Since I found out my ex has met somebody new, I just can't get her out of my head... AGAIN!! We hadn't spoken for a long time, but about a week ago, we got back into the habit of talking to eachother again. We had done this before, but last...
A. 16 February 2008: Everyone here knows little about your situation, yet you come here asking for help and advice from people you don't know and from people who don't know your situation. My problem is that people who cut open a wound and cry about it and then wond... (read in full...)
Am I gay???
Q. hi im a young lad in my twentys and i have a female partner and a son. we were having sex a few weeks ago and she decided to slip a finger up my back passage, i didnt mind as i am open to try new things, but now im confused because i want her...
A. 15 February 2008: OH NO!!! YOU ENJOY ANAL STIMULATION!!! AHH A HOMO!! EVERYBODY GRAB YOUR FLAMING TORCHES AND PITCH FORKS AND LETS CHASE HIM DOWN TO THE OLD WINDMILL. You are like the above statement. Over reacting. why does the enjoyment of anal stimul... (read in full...)
My ex may have a new guy, and I fear they slept together yesterday. How can I stop torturing myself??
Q. Since I found out my ex has met somebody new, I just can't get her out of my head... AGAIN!! We hadn't spoken for a long time, but about a week ago, we got back into the habit of talking to eachother again. We had done this before, but last...
A. 15 February 2008: Guess what. They're bumping uglies everynight!! Get used to it. your parents had sex. Dirty dirty old people sex and look what happend. you popped out. Every girl you meet at some point or another would have had that space preoccupied be... (read in full...)
She cheated on me twice with her ex. Do I forgive her?
Q. i am going thru the exact same thing as i write this....i have been with this girl for the last 3 months, she was coming off a relationship of 2 years, her ex betrayed her a number of times. The first month of our relationship, she two timed me with ...
A. 15 February 2008: huh.. Whats this! on the bottom of my shoes? Ooh. it's Crap. Would you mind kneeling down and letting me use your back as a door mat? I mean this crap is Really worked In deep in these shoes. And the moral of the story is.. Sto... (read in full...)
Site News: We hit another milestone :-)
Q. For the first time we broke the 400,000 visitors mark over the past month! We had 412,222 people visit the site from Jan 13th 08 - Feb 14th 08 according to google analytics! Thanks to all the mods, the aunts and everyone who shares their pro...
A. 13 February 2008: Whoa!! congrats andrew!!... (read in full...)
He seems to hate my daughter. What do I do?
Q. Me and my boyfriend have been together for almost 3 years. I have two daughters. One is ours and the other is mine from a previous boyfriend. I am starting to sense that he does not like her very much. We are always fighting about it. He calls ...
A. 11 February 2008: this is knowen as child mental abuse. it will screw up your daughter. he is meant to be a role model for her. telling her she's a loser? i'm sorry but you need to grow up. yes YOU. you need to realise he is a bastard and a child abuser. g... (read in full...)
Our children have taken a liking to each other, but I'm not sure how to handle this. Please help
Q. I am 31 years old and i recently started a new relationship. I have a 15 year old son. My boyfriend has two children 13 year old girl and 10 year old boy. my son and his daughter finally met a few weeks ago. im very concerend because now they ...
A. 11 February 2008: no problem. like i said. after the "Honeymoon period" the cracks will appear. they're both going through pubirty so they will help with them arguing :D good luck... (read in full...)
Our children have taken a liking to each other, but I'm not sure how to handle this. Please help
Q. I am 31 years old and i recently started a new relationship. I have a 15 year old son. My boyfriend has two children 13 year old girl and 10 year old boy. my son and his daughter finally met a few weeks ago. im very concerend because now they ...
A. 9 February 2008: think you got problems? hell at least they arn't blood relations. is it ideal?... no. is it right... uh.. well you ain't married this new guy so its not like they're bother and sister. or even step bro and sis. just let them be. they will gr... (read in full...)
I have real feelings for my cousing, but I don't know what to do.
Q. Anonymous (Not yet posted!) Hi Im 16 years old boy and every few weeks i go to my grandmothers for the weekend. one of the trips i spent up there my 12 yearold femaile cousin stayed too Wev only seen eachother 5 or 6 times throughout our li...
A. 9 February 2008: You are 16. You are also well on your way to becoming a pedophile. what you are doing IS illegal. you are Grooming an underage girl. She is your cousin. you need to Grow up. I don't care if sex is legal here in the UK. sex and grooming a 12 y... (read in full...)
Is marrying my bf the right thing to do??
Q. I've been with my boyfriend for 4 years... he's Turkish... I'm going to his country to marry him in March... am i doing the right thing?...
A. 8 February 2008: at your age? no. you should be aware they if you think you can bring him back you will be sadly mistaken. I know several women married to Turkish guys and even though they are married and business professionals and stinking rich UK immigration w... (read in full...)
Why wouldn't he like giving me oral sex??
Q. My boyfriend said he doesn't like giving me oral sex and i didn't ask why because i was embarrassed.. why do you think he wouldn't like it?? I like it!!??...
A. 8 February 2008: because most guys are small minded and think that going down on women is... something they shouldn't have to do. basicly lots of guys won't do this on women.. for many reasons. personally i love doing it. i think i was a lesbian in a former life... (read in full...)
Looks V Personality, which do girls prefer??
Q. What do girls mostly like personality of the lad or the looks ?...
A. 8 February 2008: at your age? 16-17? Looks. because girls of that age are usually shallow. personality only counts when you're in your 30's. this is because women are after the hot bodied, good looking bad boys, who treat them like crap. so after a good 10-1... (read in full...)
13 and in want of sexual toys - how to buy one/ask my parents?
Q. im 13 and i want some condoms and sexual stuff like that how should i ask my mum to get me some orhow do i get some??? [Added] im 13 and want to get a butt plug becasue im sexually active i dont no how to ask my parents im to embarassed i rea...
A. 8 February 2008: i'm curious as to how you at the age of 13 know what a butt plug is. and what it is for.. i think this is a joke thread : / i agree with laura. ask dear old daddy for the chromium plated butt plug. as for the 50 year old anon reader. a Pl... (read in full...)
Will I ever find a boyfriend?
Q. Help, I've only ever had 1 boyfriend at the age of 24 and it lasted only 5 weeks, he broke it off with me though, he was the one who made the first move and ended it through text saying I need someone on my own level and he did not feel the same, ...
A. 8 February 2008: Welcome to my world. I'm 25 and never had a relationship. I'm not ugly. though I did think that for a while. Then I see some people/couples out there and.. it really makes you wonder wtf is wrong with people. Theres no accounting for taste. I ... (read in full...)
Is what my school did, illegal?
Q. hi, this isn't anything about sex relationships etc but my school has given out my personnal details to someone including my phone number and I believe this is illegal is it?...
A. 8 February 2008: depends. what do you mean by someone? they can hand over the infomation to the police. you may want to walk into a police station and ask them, they ahve a help desk in there or if you see a copper just walk up and ask. like i said it depen... (read in full...)
Trying to conceive, how can I have triplets?
Q. Hey guys, Im 26 years old and trying to conceive. my absolute dream would be to have triplets. Im just wondering whether any has any advice or tips on how to conceive triplets? Thanks you all so much...
A. 8 February 2008: wait till you're 35 + older women are many times more likely to have twins, triplets. etc tec (Moderator: If you wait that long, you might not even get one!)... (read in full...)
What are your thoughts on internet porn?
Q. I am asking all of you Agony Aunts how you feel about Men watching Porn on The Web. You men out there, Please, let the women have their say. Who knows,Together we may learn how they feel about Web Porn. And you Ladies, please, feel free to speak ...
A. 8 February 2008: personally i'd like to know why this is only limited to the internet.
when porn has been around since the late 1900's. long before the tv.... (read in full...)
I found out she's bisexual.. It's freaking me out!
Q. I'm not homophobic, and I have nothing against people that choose not to be straight, but my quite close friend has basically told me she's bisexual... Now I feel watched by her when I'm around her. I know it's ridiculous, and that if she was a gu...
A. 6 February 2008: Because.. you ARE homophobic.
she's still the same person.
ok she prefers muff. but she's still the same person. she's only telling you who she is.
and ironicly you are well on your way to becoming a different person because you can't accept... (read in full...)
Are my two best friends lesbian/bisexual?
Q. Okay, i apologize that this may be kinda long. Okay, so i have two best friends, lets call them...Paige and Mary (:/). My friend paige has a boyfriend which shes had for 3 or 4 monthes and is very "touchy" with. i dont think shes THAT into h...
A. 6 February 2008: "Your also are wondering y i care. well, wouldnt you want to know if your friends were bi, but just werent ready to tell you? not all people come out when they are askd." Curious. yes. Snoop around behind their backs to find out? no. If the... (read in full...)
How do I know I am pleasing my partner by oral or manual stimulation?? Should I abstain from doing this for fear of failing?...
Q. My question is how do I know if I am pleasing the guy that I am giving a blow job or hand job to? doing And should I be too scared to even do it because I think that they won't like the way I am doing it? Also I need advice on how to give the ...
A. 5 February 2008: "how do I know if I am pleasing the guy that I am giving a blow job or hand job to? "
The fact you're happy to do it is pleasing enough.
Besides practice makes perfect!... (read in full...)
I am developed for my age, I get teased, how should I react?
Q. umm.. Might need help from agony moms. Well I'm still 12 but my breast are huge and everyone's teasing me about them, and I can't take it anymore what should I do?...
A. 5 February 2008: being picked on and teased almost seems to be the way of school. to be blunt about it. ok do. you have big boobs. some women would kill for bigger brests. if the people saying it are girls. well.. give them a taste of their own medicine. just make ... (read in full...)
I can't orgasm, is something wrong with me?
Q. I am a 25 year old female, who has never experienced orgasm. Have had sex enough times, to feel 'unable' to orgasm. Have tried many different stimulations, and am relaxed. Currently taking Alesse birth control pill, and have been since 15. I do ...
A. 4 February 2008: nope. sadly you're one of many women who struggle to achieve orgasm.
do a google search on the G-spot. other than that maybe contact a sex counclier?... (read in full...)
Is it bad to fake an orgasim?
Q. is it bad to fake an orgasim... even if doesnt know you are?...
A. 4 February 2008: kinda yes and kinda no.
you're just making him think he's great at sex when. cleary he ain't doing it for you.
not a good thing to get into... (read in full...)
I got swollen "down there," why?
Q. Hi... since I was little one of the lips in my vigina has been dark( like elephant skin) and big (like stretch) only one side and yesterday my boyfriend was messing down there with the finger, after that I got swollen and it hurt ? What is it? Can u ...
A. 3 February 2008: could have had something on his hands that caused an illergic reaction.
this is the first time its happend? or does it only happen when your bf fingers you?... (read in full...)
Is it normal for your period to come after Sex?
Q. Is it normal if after sex, your period comes??? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 3 February 2008: Be thankful your period came after sex :D... (read in full...)
Would girls not want to have sex with you if they see that you're a bit fat or won't they mind?
Q. dear cupid I am 16 years old and would like to know, if someone who has lost weight but still has flabs has sex with a girl, would the girl not want to have sex or will they take the piss after, because I currently lost weight but still have flabs...
A. 3 February 2008: well lets not sugar coat it. everyone loves a hot figure. not gonna argue with that. hell if you had a 6 pack women would be dripping off of you.
sadly women are.. picky. Very picky. and i know whine whine whine some of the aunts here will bit... (read in full...)
Was this an erection and does it mean he likes me??
Q. Does an erection mean he likes me? Okay well me and my best friend are amazingly close, he is a boy, and i really like him alot more than a friend, its a long story, but we are pretty much in love with each other, although we have never kissed o...
A. 2 February 2008: sharp point or rounded at the tip? sharp suggest fabric fold. round = erection. well it was certainly horny/turned on though at his age.. hell i used to get erections during math class. no clue or reason why!... (read in full...)
Is masturbation a homosexual act?
Q. is masturbation in fact a homosexual act ? no matter who or what you think about you are still having sex with your hand and you come on yourself you are giving and recieving so its male on male or female on female. any thoughts?...
A. 2 February 2008: thoughts... yeah
lay off the weed. seriously... what the hell?... (read in full...)
How do I control my negative thoughts, loneliness and jealousy?
Q. Hello everyone, any advice as always muchly appreciated. My boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me 3 1/2 months ago (http://www.dearcupid.org/question/what-do-i-do-now-im-lost.html) It was all very out of the blue and I've been struggling to ...
A. 2 February 2008: sweety, i'm 26 and have been single for over 5 years. move on deleted all messages, emails. pictures saved convosations.. and push him out of your life.... (read in full...)
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