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if you're deserving of help. then i shall help.
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yes i will be harsh if you are being stupid or a moron about the situation you're in.
I do not care for feed back. those of you who rate me as "poor" do this merely because i an blunt and to the point.
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Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!
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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...
Humanity - the other white meat
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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...
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How can I find someone who wants more than a drunken fumble??
Q. I'm getting a bit fed up of meeting girls and nothing actually becoming of it, how do i know when a girl is actually interested and wants a bit more than a drunken fumble? How can i meet some one that i can have some good times with, i just see...
A. 13 January 2008: well a friend of mine is a lesbian. red head. fanstastic body on her. pretty shy. doens't drink to get drunk. and is looking for a women. been trying to hook her up for a while. want her email?... (read in full...)
Guys please help me and tell me what turns a guy on.
Q. Hey guys, I really need your advice. What turns guys on? I love giving my boyfriend oral, and having sex with him, but I feel so scared incase I hurt him when I 'explore'. What is it that hurts if someone kicks your testicles? How can I avoid givi...
A. 13 January 2008: The Penis No No guide.
No..
hard pinching,
drawing of blood
Flicking.
biting off.
slicing and dicing
much the same goes for the testies.
... (read in full...)
How can I make our long distance relationship strong??
Q. hey, Me and my boyfriend have been together for a month so fair and we are very much in love we usally always text and talk on msn but every so often i don't hear from him is this normal? I feel massively insecure and i have never been in a proper...
A. 13 January 2008: "What are signs that a long distance relationship is not working ..."
2 very key words.
"Long" and "Distance"
LD's do not work. muxh the same as internet dating. saving your virginity untill marriage. having sex with a family member,... (read in full...)
Another boy is also interested in the girl I fancy, how should I react?
Q. I fancy this girl so much but found out some other boy fancies her too. I don't know what to do!!!! He's always flirting her but she seems to talk to me more.I'm not prepared to ask her out yet. Everytime I see them I feel like breaking his legs I ...
A. 12 January 2008: i got news for you kido.
She's a girl... she's probably got alot more than just you 2 both lusting after her.... (read in full...)
Would a sex doll help me become better in bed??
Q. Ok, so ive been living the single life for a few months now and I am looking to get back on the dating scene when I go back to college next week. To boost my confidence, I was wondering if buying a sex doll or one of those realistic molded vaginas ...
A. 12 January 2008: Whoa.
No.
No.
and No.
Inflateable sex dolls are as anatomicly correct as a 5 year olds drawing of a day out at the circus.
the so called realistic vaginas vary. you can spend from $30-$200. what you see on the box ain't what you get, t... (read in full...)
Sex with underaged - why is this case exceptional regarding punishment?
Q. i have an 18 yr old mate who has just been to court for sex with a girl 13. now take in mind that he is 18. he says hes not on the sex offenders register has no sex offenders programme to go on and is allowed to carry on seeing this child. i al...
A. 11 January 2008: i guess this depends on all the Judge..
5 years different with the 18 year old.
As apposed to 9 years for the 24 year old.
I'm not going to say 13 and 18 is acceptable. however as a 24 year old you're past the age of 21, you're basicly legal to... (read in full...)
Met a man online, he's much older and suggested that I lose virginity to him! I am not sure what to do.
Q. hi i have meet this man online. at first he used to annoy me but now he is easy to talk to and a right laugh. he is very forward though and has never hid the fact that he likes me. he has given me confidence about my hourglass size 14 figure...
A. 11 January 2008: hey i'm 25, want me to take your virginity off you hands?
Well, you're 17, and incourageable.
do you know for a fact he's divorced?... because chances are.. he's still married.
i would honestly say no. its sketchy at best and a little creepy.... (read in full...)
Why isn't he so affectionate now that he's home from iraq?
Q. My husband is currently deployed to Iraq. He recently came home for his two weeks R and R. When he was in Iraq, he talked pretty affectionately to me when we got to talk. But, while he was home he was not his usual affectionate self. He was very ...
A. 10 January 2008: i know alot of US millitary men.
one thing you need to keep in mind.. thats not an easy place to be.
2 weeks R&R and then back in the fight.
my buddy was sent to the front lines in afganistan. he saw stuff that no man should ever see and ... (read in full...)
He didn't ejaculate, but could I be pregnant?
Q. My boyfriend pulled out before he was going to ejaculate and he had a condom on. He cleaned himself up and everything but a little while later we did it without a condom but only for at most 30 seconds and he wasn't near to ejaculating. Is it ...
A. 10 January 2008: Its certainly possible if there were any tiny traces of seamen left. might wanna get a preg' test just to be safe..
copied form wiki answer
"For up to seven days inside the womans body. About 30 min. to 2 hours outside the body (until it d... (read in full...)
My first love left me after 3 yrs, saying she doesn't want lesbian relationships any longer. What can I do?
Q. i was in a lesbian relation-ship for 3yrs , and 3days ago , she told she doesnt want to be with me becuz she say its not right , she doesnt want to be with girls anymore ,she want to live her life the right way , and she said thats nothing i can do ...
A. 10 January 2008: Over the years i ahve become very close freinds with alot of lesbians, and have heard their tales of love lust and woe. theres many reasons why she's all of a sudden become like this. Pressure from her family, Sharp slap in the face of reality ... (read in full...)
How do I get out of the friend zone?
Q. Hi i'm 15 and i like this girl thats 16. we get along real good but i'm pretty sure i'm in the friend zone. how can i get out and for the future how do i stay away from the friend zone. p.s. she has a bf and please tell me something other than "oh ...
A. 9 January 2008: she has a bf.. move along nothing to see here.
she has a bf..
she is already taken.
there is NO way to get out of the friend zone. if she changes her mind that is up to her. but once in the friendzone.. thats it.. theres no getting out of it... (read in full...)
I feel so alone, dumped and kicked out, how can I be strong?
Q. I just feel so alone right now. My 1 year relationship has broken down after seemingly over night, my boyfriend dumped me, and kicked me out. I'm in the middle of a career change and in September will be studying again, so you can understa...
A. 9 January 2008: you will always have the love and security of your friends and family. some don't even have this. myself and my family have taken in many stragglers and strays, one was abandoned by her family because of her sexuality, she became apart of our ... (read in full...)
Is clingfilm an adequate birth control method?
Q. Is it good to use plastic wrap as protection for intercorse?...
A. 9 January 2008: 6 billions years of evaluation....
And this is what we've come to.
Try using a sandwich bag, at least the ends are sealed on it.or a garbage bag.
" Hefty,Hefty,Hefty "
Seriously. WTF.
For the love of God and all that is Holy...... (read in full...)
What's caising my boobs to get bigger?
Q. I am currently 20 years old and I have stopped growing a long time ago. That includes my breasts. As of late they have magically started to grow again. I noticed when I was not fitting right into my B cup. I am now a C cup. (although my boy...
A. 9 January 2008: Devine Intervention.
Maybe consult a Doc. about it. i don't think there would be anything wrong though. just a late bloomer ( excuse the pun )
Give us an update if they get any bigger :D... (read in full...)
Why can't I get a boyfriend?
Q. I have never had a boyfriend. Last year i asked out a guy that i liked and he said no. Ever since i have not been able to talk with boys face to face. The guy that i liked a month ago (i liked him for about a year) found out that i liked him and we ...
A. 9 January 2008: Because Boys are Just as scared as you are... etc etc
I didn't have my first kiss untill i was 19. am i hidious? No... well.. i don't think so. actually i'm not. i'm no Fabio ( old refference to a hunky Italian Stud) but i get by.
High school r... (read in full...)
How should I act with him?
Q. i need ur opinion so badd! this guy i like, i think he finally notices me in that way!! hes being more touchy...if i was passing by he wouldn't move...or if hes moving he'd make sure he'd bump into me...and he'd push ppl on me then look at me likes ...
A. 9 January 2008: What more do you need? a written invitation and a red carpet? of course he does.... (read in full...)
My bf has a fetish with bestiality. Is this normal?
Q. I recently discovered my boyfriend of 2 months has a huge fetish with beastiality. Is this normal?! Personally, it grosses me out.....
A. 9 January 2008: ok personally i haven't seen the infamous " Animal Farm " but knowing its a porno.. you kinda get the idea what's gonna happen.
theres always that morbid curiosity with the Taboo, much like a train wreck or a car crash. you know you shouldn'... (read in full...)
Can I call it love or is she decieving me?
Q. My problem can be said not to be a problem some times. There is this girl of mine (can't really callher mine yet) i love her the way a guy can love a lady, and i told her about my feelings towards her, but as usual at first she obliged which she ...
A. 9 January 2008: hey,
totally unrelated, you said you're from Nigeria, do you get spam emails from the British royal family saying they have £257,000,000 that they need you to help them get out of the country?
just curious... (read in full...)
He sold me his phone and we kind of 'clicked'. Why haven't I heard from him in two days?
Q. Dear Agony Aunt, I have been single for a year now. The other day I called my friend to see a phone that she had for sale. She told me that a friend of a freind had the phone, but that he would call me and meet me with the phone. He did call me a...
A. 9 January 2008: you see.. you want him to call/txt/smoke signals or whatever it is you kids do today. you Think you want them to conatct you right away.. but the truth is.. that just scares you off and makes you worried that he could be actually seriously ... (read in full...)
I'm seeing a therapist and a married jerk. Why can't I get rid of the latter?
Q. I'm very confused and am starting to get depressed. I'm seeing a therapist over this, but it has not been helpful as of yet. A year ago I met a man online and we dated for six months. He traveled between three cities for work and so lived in my c...
A. 9 January 2008: Ah lying.
The staple foundation of any good relationship.
A frost-bitten limb. or even one with gangreen, though miss should be hacked off at the joint.
The man wants to have his cake and to eat it.
and you could do alot betetr.. i kno... (read in full...)
Is he sneaking with other women?
Q. I have been with my boyfriend for 1 1/2 years now, and we have had issues with his ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, and female friend emailing and calling him. It seems as though he just can't stay away from other women. He says that he no longer keeps in ...
A. 8 January 2008: just create you own new email address like.. sluttyeasygirl@gmail or something like that and just email him and see if the worm takes the bait.... (read in full...)
How can I make him see how good I would be for him?
Q. These past couple months I have come to realize that Im falling in love with my best guy friend.We have been physical before but have never had sex.He refuses to kiss me on the lips though as he says its too intimate.Which confuses me because why ...
A. 8 January 2008: so... no kissing, but playing with his giggle stick is ok?
you know when i was younger i always thought i was inlove.
and i'm sure you've heard this a million times about "love"
but i think you shoudl think about looking else where.. he soun... (read in full...)
I have had opportunities to have sex but I always withdraw in thought of possible pain and I'm also not confident about my body. Any advice?
Q. Hi, im 19yrs old and still a virgin. im beginining to think that i'll never lose it, i don't believe in getting married before havig sex. i have had plenty of opportunities to lose it, but for some reason i always get scared and withdraw. i just ...
A. 8 January 2008: ok i;m gonna tell you a secret. guys and pigs. when it comes to sex. the vast majority don't care. example. " OH MY GOD. I'M GONNA GET LAID" then the second head fills with blood and takes over. The Engines running but theres no one b... (read in full...)
My mother says the Bible does not approve of interracial relationships. How can I prove her wrong?
Q. Im engaged to a black man, and I could see myself spending the rest of my life with him, hes just like me in every way. My father is racist, and my mother claims that she is just "against marrying out of your race" because of her "religious ...
A. 8 January 2008: I love how racist parents 's kids always end up like this. its a nice kick in the teeth to the parents.
Just for the record. i'm not religious or racist.
I dislike so called "orginized religion". but hey whatever makes you happy.
now..i'm go... (read in full...)
I know what an orgasm feels like but I can never get one through sex. Any advice?
Q. Ok, Im jus going to go all out here because I really need some answers, and its not making any sence to me. I masterbate, and I know exactly what having an orgasm feels like, but I never get one having sexual intercourse with my fiancee. I talked to ...
A. 8 January 2008: ok glad you at least know what you like which is a very good start.
as your friends pointed out women do take longer ot get going. alot more forplay form your partner is a good start have him relax you as best as possible. be it starting with a m... (read in full...)
Is there something wrong with the way we have sex?
Q. I am a 20 year old female and have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for a long time. This is a really embarassing question but I feel like I have no one else to ask. My boyfriend and I are both sexually active and have had sex many times ...
A. 8 January 2008: Well having an orgasm and female ejaculation and .. not worlds apart but.. actually scratch that. they are worlds apart.
Its not uncommen at all. i think its something like 23% of wormen don't orgasm from sex. it doesn't matter how many times yo... (read in full...)
Is it legal to have sex with your cousin?
Q. Is it legal to have sex with you cousin (Fathers Brothers daughter) in the UK? Please help. My cousin has propositioned me and I feel the same. I'm not interested in whether you think its moral or not - I'm big enough to make my own decisions on ...
A. 7 January 2008: Well slap my arse and call me Sally.. From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_it_legal_to_marry_your_first_cousin "In the UK it is currently legal, though there's a chance this could be changed due to how common it is within certain minority com... (read in full...)
I think this boy was creating a pretext to contact me. Am I perhaps reading into it too much?
Q. Ok guys here's one for you. This guy phoned me up the other night asking if i took a subject so i could help him with it, i didn't and gave him my friend's number so he could ask her. However i am pretty sure he knew i didn't take it and also he d...
A. 7 January 2008: i keep having to remind myself that teenagers today don't know what this world is all about.
he probably has a crush on you and wants to get to know you. its the classic thing of " help me study"
so to answer your question. yes you are being st... (read in full...)
Is it legal to have sex with your cousin?
Q. Is it legal to have sex with you cousin (Fathers Brothers daughter) in the UK? Please help. My cousin has propositioned me and I feel the same. I'm not interested in whether you think its moral or not - I'm big enough to make my own decisions on ...
A. 7 January 2008: you are old enough to make your own desicions. You're also old enough to have some common and moral sense and know better. Yes its illegal to have sex with your cousin who is your Blood relation. ... (read in full...)
I need a special idea for my boyfriends birthday
Q. My b/f and i have been together a year and a half and his birthday is in a few days and i always like to do special things for him like for example one time i hung tons of hearts from his ceiling on v-day and made a bunch of signs for him...i would ...
A. 7 January 2008: Assuming you're having sex. sexy lingerie. dimmed lights and a steak afterwards.
or if you want to do something REALLY special. invite one of your hot friends over... eh you get the idea.
Us men are easily pleased.
Happy Steak and BJ ... (read in full...)
I can't get over my fathers death
Q. hi guys my father passed away this year im ohnistly down about it i never had time to grief i had to go to school 3 days later for some reason my mother thought after 3 days everything would be fine at school a week or so later i had to go to ...
A. 7 January 2008: Ths really does break my heart to read this. and i'm a cold hearted b*stard, just ask anyone on here!
I don't to make this judgement but, from what i gather your parents weren't living togehter anymore. ( forgive me if i'm wrong there)
My uncl... (read in full...)
We're living together and constantly fighting, what do I do?
Q. Hi, I am living with my boyfriend for about 4 months now and we are constantly arguing. The house were living in is mine i bought it but i asked him to live with me. he seems to have a terrible problem with the fact I own the house. I can't take the ...
A. 7 January 2008: are you happy... no.
is he threatend by powerful sucessful women.. yes
Man fire!! Man hunt!! man Get Meat..MEEEAAATTT.
the guy is clearly stuck in the old ideal that the man is the bread winner.
on a lighter note kick him out. and f... (read in full...)
Do you think this girl likes me or what?
Q. Alright just wondering here, do you think this girl likes me or what? She's in one of my classes, we've hooked up like 5 times now, we flirt all the time, and she always gets me to call her, but lately, the last two weeks now, she'll say we wa...
A. 7 January 2008: could be playing hard to get. certainly playing mind games.
try doing the same to her. arrange to meet and then don't call her.
she's certainly playing mind games. just play her at her own game. if you get bored move on.
... (read in full...)
I'm shy - how do I get her number?
Q. im 20 and i like the 17year old cashier that works at the same store as me, its a little "corner store" type place. My problem is im too shy to actually ask her on a date or for her number, i can talk to her and make jokes with her but i just cant ...
A. 6 January 2008: simple question with a simple answer.
Ask her out. thats it. its that simple.
as for affraid of rejection.. yeah.. hate to be the one to tell you this but. get used to it.
Rejection is apart of life. people ahve differen't tastes and ma... (read in full...)
How do I tell people I'm gay?
Q. hi, im 17 yrs old and become a bisexual at the age of 15 but never told anyone! except people on msn and stuff....how can i deal with this? and tell people im gay? please help!...
A. 6 January 2008: are you Gay or Bisexual? Gay and you like women only.. bi and you like both men and women.
granted you always have a higher prefference in this situation but you get what i mean.
in either case, are you talking about coming out to your parents?... (read in full...)
How can I get to be more confident?
Q. hi, ive been going out with this really nice, really good looking girl for around a month now, and ive tried to step the relationship up, but i find myself to nervous to kiss her and so all we ever do is hold hands etc... is there any advice...
A. 6 January 2008: well. try talking to her. i dunno.. maybe sit her down. tell her how you feel, but also that you dont want to move to fast for her or do anyhting that she doesn't want to do. she'll probably ask " like what?" then you can say kissing etc etc.
... (read in full...)
I'm a bit rusty - is it too soon for sex?
Q. I have been divorced for about two years. I am in my late forties. I have recently started dating a man I met on line. We have been talking for about a month and have gone on three dates. The realtionship is taking a turn towards sex. I'm a ...
A. 6 January 2008: For those who read my posts you know what a sarcastic ass i am. however i actually have to say i find this post rather sweet and touching.
Its nice to think that romance isn't dead.
to coin a phrase, its like riding a bike. riding being a k... (read in full...)
Should I pursue this attraction or put it down to being a silly crush?
Q. I have an issue. I am married, but I find myself attracted to one of my co-workers. We have to work close to each other everyday. He is just so sweet,really funny, super nice, and he tells me at least once a day something nice about me to make me ...
A. 6 January 2008: all depends on if you have a good marriage and you love your husband. if you don't love your husband or the marriage is going down the toilet. don't become another cheater. theres plenty out there as it is.... (read in full...)
He can't trust and he's retreated from me...I miss him, terribly!
Q. Iv'e been seeing a younger guy for about 2 months. It started out as friends, then got pretty serious.. Texting everyday, all day, talking everyday, seeing each other every other day. We got along really good. The only thing is he has some issues ...
A. 6 January 2008: yeah... you need to give him a little time. bad break up and the death of the father.. he's not excatly gonna want to go to Mardi Gras' give him space and time. and don't push him.... (read in full...)
I'm underage and our secret is out. What now?
Q. There is a guy i know and we really like each other but he has a girlfriend and I dont want to break them up as she hasnt done anything wrong to me so I can't steal her boyfriend as revenge. I know the guy thinks about me alot as he has told me. her ...
A. 5 January 2008: you need to put him out of your life. for good.
i know its hard but you have to. simply because, its illegal. and he will go to jail if he does.
he is whats knowen as a Pedophile. ( assuming he has sex with you)
you need to block him. and pu... (read in full...)
My gf bleeded during sex, two months after her first and only before sexual experience with her ex. Did I took her virginity? How can you explain this?
Q. Hi there, any help will be greatly appreciated, more especially from a female. you see the thing is, my girlfriend was a virgin until she slept with her ex bf for the 1st time, but the thing is, she didn't feel any pain, and didn't even bleed, then ...
A. 5 January 2008: if she she was penetrated, then she isn't a virgin in the " straight" sence of it. her hymen may not have broke on the first time. this isn't uncommen. no you didn't take her virginity.... (read in full...)
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