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I do not care for feed back. those of you who rate me as "poor" do this merely because i an blunt and to the point.
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Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.
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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...
Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!
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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...
Humanity - the other white meat
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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...
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My gf bleeded during sex, two months after her first and only before sexual experience with her ex. Did I took her virginity? How can you explain this?
Q. Hi there, any help will be greatly appreciated, more especially from a female. you see the thing is, my girlfriend was a virgin until she slept with her ex bf for the 1st time, but the thing is, she didn't feel any pain, and didn't even bleed, then ...
A. 5 January 2008: if she she was penetrated, then she isn't a virgin in the " straight" sence of it. her hymen may not have broke on the first time. this isn't uncommen. no you didn't take her virginity.... (read in full...)
I would love to go out with him but I'm too shy!
Q. i'm friends with this guy that i havent known too long. At first we hated eachother but now we are very close. He flirts with me alot, for example, today he came up to me and 3 other girls and one of em said to him go away and he said i came over to ...
A. 5 January 2008: well he's making decently clearly he's interested. i'm a guy. i'm the same i'm comment on a girls outfit,nails, hair etc etc if i'm interested. strange why we do that.. just flirt back. he'll ask you out when the times right, don't frett to... (read in full...)
I'm having white pimples around my penis and scroteum, what is this??
Q. hi I need help, Im 15. i started growing pubic hair around late twelves and its neva been a problem. but recently i have noticed samml white pimples at the base of the pubic hair and around the base of the penis and scroteum. i havent had sex so it ...
A. 5 January 2008: "by trying to squeeze or pop them" agreed. don't try this because they arn't zit like. trust me i have the scar to prove it :P... (read in full...)
Is it ok to date my step-brother??
Q. i really like my step brother we are not blood releated just his mum got married to my dad do you think it is okay to date him?...
A. 5 January 2008: Um.. no. Thats probably the worst idea i've heard since Germany invaded Poland. it will cause alot of problems within your family if anything like this happend.... (read in full...)
I found out my boyfriend was married! I don't get it, what kind of woman tolerates her husband being gone for days??
Q. i recently had a relationship with a man who was married. i didn't even know he was married until a year ago. i broke up with him 6 mo. ago because i couldn't rationalize the years of lies...4 to be exact. he would stay with me 3-4 days at a ...
A. 5 January 2008: swingers. people who trust their partners. amny people ahve to work far off and away from home. looks at long distance truck drivers.. they do it... (read in full...)
I want to approach this girl but first I need your advice! What can I do to impress her?
Q. Hi, i'm 13 year odl boy, i like a girl the same age as me and i want to ask her how she feels but before i do i wnated to get an opinion of other people of what they think if she does or not, to cut a long story short the following things she does ...
A. 5 January 2008: * smacks head on desk * "Could you tell us if you think she like me or not?" what more do you need a flashing neon light and a parade? Yes. she likes you Yes she's as nervious as you. This is rare that a girl and a guy like each o... (read in full...)
I cannot call him mine. What am I going to do?
Q. i met this guy with a our common friends, we had a relationship knowing that he is a single..after a few months his wife texted me to inform that my so called bf was married..i ended our relationship that but still he keeps on coming back to me, ...
A. 5 January 2008: "the cow is already out of the barn."
Baby Duck, i think a little bit of pee came out when i read that, you're going on my xmas card list.
"we are to move to and settle down together,"
I'm so please that yet Another reasionship has come to ... (read in full...)
Should I just give this up and move on?
Q. I have a question: Recently I began an online relationship with a young lady who is a stripper. We have been going round and round for a while, until we finally stated our feelings.And had set up a timein the near future to meet and see wherethis ...
A. 5 January 2008: um.
online dating, long distance , abusive relationships. trying to forgive a cheating partner, running away with your step father, running away with your cousin and relationships with minors....
DO NOT WORK
I'm sorry to appear so bl... (read in full...)
Underage and having a relationship with a married man! - what do I do?
Q. Im in a relationship with a married man and i think im falling in love with him. I also really want to sleep with him but im under age by three years.please help and give me some advice on what to do....
A. 5 January 2008: you're 13 having sex with a married man...
how do you think his wife is gonna feel when she finds out?
how do you think he's gonna feel when he becomes someone b*tch in jail for being pedophile?
what you're both doing is illegal and imo... (read in full...)
He wants sex but I don't. What should I do?
Q. i have this great boyfriend.. and well one day i found out from friends that he was ready to have sex.. and i asked him about.. and he said it was true..and just to be funny with him i asked him for a condum..then next thing i know he comes up to ...
A. 5 January 2008: He's a guy. guys are always ready for sex. If you have sex with him, you'll regret it. he's only after one thing. and one thing only. and i'm sorry to say it's not your hand in marriage or for love and all that jazz. break it off let him ... (read in full...)
What can I do to comfort him?
Q. I have a problem with something that's going on with my relationship. My fiance and I have been together for almost 6 years now and things could not be better. He has always had this friend that I didn't like because he's loud, obnoxious, and j...
A. 5 January 2008: so his apparent "Straight" friend made a pass at you, the fiance. I don't think that's guilt. I think it's disapointment he has just been betrayed by his friend. what can you say, show him how he feels. Ask him what his thoughts on it are. ... (read in full...)
Scared about Sex for the first time. Can you help?
Q. hi me and my boyfriend have decided we want to have sex, but i have never been fingered or used a tampon before so i'm scared it will hurt alot i tried to use a tampon the other day but i'm not sure what hole to insert in so can someone please t...
A. 5 January 2008: "i know i shouldnt do it but he's got me under a lot of pressure and will dump me if i say no" so if you teacher pressures you, will you have sex with him too? if all the cool kids jump off a bridge, are you gonna do it to... i mean if all ... (read in full...)
Is it me - or does he fancy me?
Q. hi i really need some advise. i work in a holiday park at weekends, and there is this dj, he is 37 and im 16. last summer we sent each other flurty texts but it all got out and he relised that i was just 16, other people that worked there were ...
A. 5 January 2008: ok i'm guess center parcs.
yeah he probably does has a little crush on you.
however he's 36. and not to go on about the age thing. but. does he have a gf. is he married? does he have kids? ask co-workers all this first because men are usually ... (read in full...)
He thinks I'm cheating but I'm not. What can I do to reassure him?
Q. Hi i am a 20 year old and i am having problems with my boyfriend he thinks i am cheating on him with every man i know i use to live in a house where there were 3 guys living there we just rented a room and he always worked more then me and thats ...
A. 5 January 2008: Ahh.. the Jeslous obcessive type. they're like a little bundle of joy. and by joy i mean control freaks. have you sat him down and simply asked why he thinks this, he clearly doesn't trust you. could mean he's been badly hurt in the past and ... (read in full...)
Why is he being so mean?
Q. I broke up with my boyfriend on Christmas Eve. He txt msg me on Christmas and told me that he loved me he also called, and I talked to him but was very short. He then txt me that night to tell me goodnight and that he loved me and our son. He ...
A. 5 January 2008: ok i skipped through alot of your post.
you were togehter for 2 years?
and you broke up with him on Christmas Eve?
and you're asking why he's being so mean...
why not have wrapped the guy a gift with a note in it saying its over and give ... (read in full...)
I connect well with women, but I can't seem to secure a second night with them. What am I missing???
Q. WHAT AM I MISSING?? Hello everyone. I was in a long distance relationship with a girl for two years, which ended in June 2007. I spent most of the rest of the year dwelling on that. Recently, I have started going out drinking with friends more tha...
A. 4 January 2008: so you make out with a girl. and never call her back invite her out for coffee or drinks... you just move on...
the whole " you seemed happy dancing with the other guy " the pitty play doens't work there makes you seem like a jealous idiot.. ... (read in full...)
I like a man, but he has a girlfriend. What should I do?
Q. I've recently met a man who I really like. The problem is that he has a girlfriend. We met at a bar and kissed and then texted each other alot which lead to him coming over to my place to get to know each other better. We chatted alot and we ha...
A. 4 January 2008: i think... he has a girl friend and is ment to be in a commted relationship and is probably gonna cheat on her if he hasn't done so already..
you girls sure know how to pick'em.... (read in full...)
Scared about Sex for the first time. Can you help?
Q. hi me and my boyfriend have decided we want to have sex, but i have never been fingered or used a tampon before so i'm scared it will hurt alot i tried to use a tampon the other day but i'm not sure what hole to insert in so can someone please t...
A. 4 January 2008: well to start with. theres something far more important to consider.
are you on the pill and/or are you going to use condoms?
if the answer to either one of these is no.
Do not have sex.
or i will come over there and smack your heads togehte... (read in full...)
I'm a 14 year old girl and can't stop masturbating to lesbian porn!
Q. What`s wrong with me!? Okay I`m 14 years old and I littrally just turned 14 last week. Anyway, I`m obsessed with masturbating! I`ve been doing it since I was 12. When I first got the internet on my computer at the age of 12 my parents said "dont ...
A. 4 January 2008: a gay friend of mine watches straight porn.. never understood that but hey whatever *shrugs*... (read in full...)
She was my first, I was not hers... should I "get even" by experimenting with somebody else, as the thoughts about my wife's past haunt me regularly?
Q. Married for 7 years with 2 chilren, have had normal ups and downs but very good marriage. My wife had been with 6 other men before me, and I was a virgin. We got married right out of high school so I know these encounters she had were just "dumb ...
A. 4 January 2008: God give me the strength to smite these retards.
How the crap did you manage to get married and have kids?
Stop being a jealous moron.
yes she had sex with other men. is she playing hide the sausage with them now? are they parking the bee... (read in full...)
Should I try this during masturbation?
Q. I'm only fourteen and have experimented with my fingers rubbing my clit. But I'm scared it will hurt if I put my fingers in my vagina. Any suggestions?...
A. 4 January 2008: *copies from a previous post of mine*
Alot of women don't masturbate. As i once said to my gf who'd never had an orgasm with anyman.
" If you don't know what you like how the hell am i ment to know?"
middle and index finger. make t... (read in full...)
I kissed my ex, and now I cant get him out of my head
Q. Hello:) im pretty new to this but here goes... and im 17 by the way... Me an this boy lets call him james, well we use to be together around exactly a year ago. Well when we broke up we ended on really bad terms, our relationship wasnt perfect,...
A. 4 January 2008: Ex's are called ex's for a reason.
in fact i was gonna say more but i think my opening statement says it all... (read in full...)
Why do I suffer with bad BO?
Q. I have a problem. a BO problem. I don't know why or how it has happened. I shower daily (under my armpits also) and i don't wear the same t-shirt for 2 days. what can it be then?...
A. 3 January 2008: Thanks for clearing up the age part. and i hate to bug you about this but. is is merely the oder or is it more so sweat? i ask this because i went thought something like this. and the product i used helped to no end. http://www.odaban.com/ ... (read in full...)
Am I unique?
Q. My boyfriend keeps telling me i am unique because i can not seem to "cum" for a man. He says every other woman can except me, and it's starting to get irritating! can anyone recommend any way i can try to do this without feeling or looking like an ...
A. 3 January 2008: More like your man is doing a crap job and can't make you orgasm!
as duskyrowe pointed out theres are thousands of women who can't. 24% of women if we're gonna be picky about it.
again to agree with duskyrowe. he is a jerk and you should r... (read in full...)
My boyfriend has a urine fetish. I feel confused about our sex life.
Q. Dear Agony Aunts, This is going to sound so crazy...and I am completely embarassed to ask it but...Well, here it goes. My boyfriend and have been dating for almost a year now and we are very much in love...Also, he and I are highly sexually active. ...
A. 3 January 2008: Welcome to the world of Urolagnia (also known as urophilia or undinism) more commenly knowen as Water sports. Cute eh? Fetishes are an odd thing. its stuff that turns us on sexually. which could be many things. Boobies, dicks, shoes, feet, wat... (read in full...)
My girlfriend cheated on me but she says nothing was wrong in our relationship, what can I do to understand why this happened?
Q. Hi All My girlfriend of 3 years cheated on me in december with somebody from work. As you can understand i was pretty shocked by this and am still hurting now. I asked her why she did this and she said that she didnt know why. I asked her if the...
A. 3 January 2008: don't think you will get back to normal.
thats a big betrayal of trust and i feel for you. i really do.
sometimes. people just f**k up.
theres an old saying.
" don't tempt fate, as fate doesn't like to be tempted."
was she at leas... (read in full...)
I lost my virginity last week - could I be pregnant?
Q. I lost my virginity last week and at one point my boyfriend entered me without a condom but only for about 15 seconds, he also came near my vagina but I dont think any wennt on it... now my breasts are starting to feel sore and I 'feel' pregnant, I ...
A. 3 January 2008: " my boyfriend entered me without a condom"
Thus you Did Not use protection. at least not properly. putting it on and taking it off again doesn't mean you're protected.
if you're bf entered you you should have said No. or force him off of... (read in full...)
I really liked him - what can I do to get over him?
Q. help i was kinda seeing this guy from college and we split up his decision. but i cant get over him i really liked him,what can i do to get over him?? he was my first relationship if you can call him that,and i dont find it easy to meet guys.all...
A. 3 January 2008: ahh first.. uh.. sudo love? i guess? you never forget your first. be it first kiss, first love, first sexual experience which is usually awkward and more of a fumbbling sham more than anything. believe you me.. its just as difficult for guys t... (read in full...)
Why do I suffer with bad BO?
Q. I have a problem. a BO problem. I don't know why or how it has happened. I shower daily (under my armpits also) and i don't wear the same t-shirt for 2 days. what can it be then?...
A. 3 January 2008: Depends on your age. as Sandman said possibly puberty.
certain deodorants ( spray ones ) actually make me sweat more. even if they are antiperspirants.
i would sweat even in cold weather. even if i myself was freezing. i discovered i act... (read in full...)
He broke up as I did not respect my promise of visiting dating sites. Now he avoids me, what should I do?
Q. Has anyone got any ideas how to get out of this sticky situation? After making a promise not to go on dating sites again,my boyfriend showed up suddenly whilst i was in a dating chatroom. He has caught me for the sixth time. He just walked out ...
A. 3 January 2008: LOL oooh you're a cracker you are. why doesn't He grow up?.. him too stubborn.. Lady. its people like you that make me want to start killing again. "He has caught me for the sixth time." 6th? patience of a saint by the sounds of it. ... (read in full...)
I kissed somebody else to "get even" with my boyfriend, as we were all drunk. Now I feel confused.
Q. Well it all started when i kissed my friend at a party when i was really drunk. But he kissed my two other best friends the same night. So to get back at him i Kissed his best friend i never realised i liked him untill that night. Now me and him ...
A. 3 January 2008: i'm sorry, but does this question come with subtitles or a translator maybe? You're not Vicki Pollard from "Little Britain" are you? "But we were both drunk " - thats a great line, i love it. **I got into my friends car, mowed down 6 peo... (read in full...)
Will my mother get to find out I'm on the pill?
Q. I had sex back in August, I had the 72 hour pill and it worked and everything, I also went on THE pill for two months. However this is not the problem, my mum is taking me today for a tetanus jab, is there any chance my doctors will mention my pills ...
A. 3 January 2008: ok.
Welcome.
Go buy some Condoms... damn breeders..
secondly. its possible the doctor will mention it.. or its possible they wont mention it.
You need to look at the bigger picture.
YOU decided that you were growen and Adult enough to... (read in full...)
Can I trust that she won't cheat on me again?
Q. Hey every1.I guess today i also need some advice.I've been dating this girl i regretfully love with all my heart.Everything was rosy in the beginning even when i moved to another town due to work. However,the past two months things changed....
A. 3 January 2008: i mean.. seriously. where is your courage? " my gf who apparently loved me screwed someone else" is she going to cheat again... the answer you're looking for is "YES" and she'll probably cheat on the guy she's cheating on you with right now. ... (read in full...)
My mother controls me. How do I get her to stop doing this?
Q. Me and my ex have been talkin again and we want to get back together the only thing it long distance plus an age difference of 4 years and it only ended a month ago but my mum is refusing to let us get back together and wont let us to it till i'm ...
A. 3 January 2008: have you sat down and talked calmy... without raising your voice, shouting, screaming bloody murder and being respectful and asked her why? i mean just straight up and outright "why do you feel the need to be so controlling over the relationship... (read in full...)
I lost my virginity last week - could I be pregnant?
Q. I lost my virginity last week and at one point my boyfriend entered me without a condom but only for about 15 seconds, he also came near my vagina but I dont think any wennt on it... now my breasts are starting to feel sore and I 'feel' pregnant, I ...
A. 3 January 2008: kids and your music television. Go buy a test Now. not later. not tomorrow or next week or in 6 months. Call your bf and tell him whats going on as i think he needs to squirm over this as well. while buiying your prego test BUY SOME ... (read in full...)
I just don't know what to do. I feel like I've got nothing to live for any more.
Q. My mum isnt lettin me and my ex get back together cause she think i will just get hurt again and i know she never liked him in the first place and the fact that it long distance doesnt help but the thing is it caused alot of prolems betweeen her and ...
A. 3 January 2008: what can you do... well you could try thinking rationally about it. let me make sure i've got my check list handy so i don't forget anything. you're 16-17.. mother hates your ex. long distance relationship and suicidie. and so thats t... (read in full...)
I need a woman. How do I find one?
Q. how can i find a woman in my area fisrt to like me and then to get intimate. i respect all woman and need one. i have been alone for so long. the woman should be truthful and loyal. no lies and truly needs a relationship. ...
A. 3 January 2008: thaibride.com... (read in full...)
Could he get into trouble for doing this?
Q. my frend was abused as a child by his father and his father was charged and the report was put into the local paper some years back. my friend would now like revenge on his father and has got a copy of the newspaper report and would like to go and ...
A. 3 January 2008: I'd like to update my statement: the reason i said he "could" get in trouble is all down to a time factor. after 10 years if you accuse that person it it, it can be considered slander or defamation of character. however as several others poin... (read in full...)
Could he get into trouble for doing this?
Q. my frend was abused as a child by his father and his father was charged and the report was put into the local paper some years back. my friend would now like revenge on his father and has got a copy of the newspaper report and would like to go and ...
A. 2 January 2008: well.. if he just takes the papers and says DUH look At This!!!!.. then.. yeah its entirely possible he could get in trouble.. if this were a movie and i were writing the script i would say have your friend take the new paper to a printers have ju... (read in full...)
Why is he so against using spermicide?
Q. Hey Aunts i have a question. My boyfriend and I have been going out for a long time and we are thinking about sex, (for my birthday). My birthday is in a few days and im really anxious because of the connection we share. But at the same time i have ...
A. 2 January 2008: would this be speracide With condoms or with out?
in that sence yes i could see his issue.
i personally haven't tried the stuff.
have you considered the injection? get it once every 3 months and you're good to go.
i gotta say i'm actually ... (read in full...)
I asked her out and she said no, but I can't get her out of my head.
Q. Hi i asked a question about this girl i really like but she said no when i asked her out and you guys said to leave it alone. But i tried but i still can't stop thinking about her. Do you guys know what I should do?...
A. 2 January 2008: yeah. i know what you should do.
let it go and move on. other wise you're gonna end up stalking her and then lawyers get involved and its just messy fomr there on in.
seriosuly
i did the same. was dating this girl. told her how i felt and ... (read in full...)
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