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Just a humble vaudevillian veteran merely playing my part.

If i can help, i will.

if you're deserving of help. then i shall help.

You may not like what i have to say. but i speak to truth.

yes i will be harsh if you are being stupid or a moron about the situation you're in.

I do not care for feed back. those of you who rate me as "poor" do this merely because i an blunt and to the point.

but the advice is still truthful.

But nobody likes the truth.

*Added* Chuckles to self..

you know you've hit a nerve when someone is pisses at your for pointing out their flaws..

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This thread is Rated "Arrhhh"

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21 June 2008: As of late i find my posts.. vanishing or not even being posted. Apparently some of the mods/admins around here thinks its ok for a man to want to sleep with his sister. Instead of telling people what they need to hear, it seems as if they would...

Try Jesus, 9 out of 10 jews can't be wrong.

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24 May 2008: Good Evening London. Theres times when i come to this place and i lose all hope and faith in mankind. It seems to be that time of year where the birds and the bees are at it.. how they manage that i'll never know. And everyone if meeting n...

Oi vay or what really grinds my gears!

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30 April 2008: Oi Vay... " My bf won't love me unless i have perfect skin what foundation should i use??%$$%?^%%$" In the fatel words of a n00b.... " lolz " i'm sorry if this sounds like a Peter Griffin Rant about "What really grinds my gears" But WHY? ...

Humanity - the other white meat

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23 March 2008: It has to be said that my time on DearCupid.com has been...Colourful to say the least. Stories of incest,gay incest, lesbian incest, nasel sex, using plastic wrap as a condom, minors and their conquest to destory someones marriage,long di...

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I asked her out and she said no, but I can't get her out of my head.

Q.   Hi i asked a question about this girl i really like but she said no when i asked her out and you guys said to leave it alone. But i tried but i still can't stop thinking about her. Do you guys know what I should do?...

A.   2 January 2008: yeah. i know what you should do. let it go and move on. other wise you're gonna end up stalking her and then lawyers get involved and its just messy fomr there on in. seriosuly i did the same. was dating this girl. told her how i felt and ... (read in full...)

Should I stop talking to my crush?

Q.   The guy that I like has a girlfriend.He sends me what I think are signals..We always text daily he usually starts texting me first.We live in different towns like 10 miles away from eachother.I talk to other people from the same town.Well my crush ...

A.   2 January 2008: Itsa one of those things where you have 3 choices. #1 ; the right thing to do #2 ; the wrong thing to do and finally.. #3 ; what you would do. he has a gf... if you were with him and he was txting and talking to another girl would you would... (read in full...)

I really like this girl but she has a boyfriend and she's older....

Q.   There is this girl that i really like i have her for one class but i hang out with her on saturdays because we're in cross country she usually says hi in school but i'm usually the one to call her she always gives me hugs and touches me and jokes ...

A.   2 January 2008: She has a bf. End of discussion. i hate to say it but you have enterd ~~~~ The Friend Zone ~~~~ Heres a look at the future. you : "I like you, go out with me, lets have sex. Answer the second question first" Her "Aww thats sweet..... (read in full...)

My partner hit me, and I'm 10 weeks pregnant with his child. I'm confused...

Q.   i am 10 weeks pregnant and have a child already to the same guy, he argued with me because he wanted the house tidying and because i said i was changing my daughter he cme up to my face and threw a tea towel at me in my face so i went in to his face ...

A.   2 January 2008: Time to pack the bags and head off to gran and granpa's. my dad hit me once. Once. abuse to women is unforgiveable.... (read in full...)

Am I some sort of sexual deviant?

Q.   Alright, so this question is going to be a bit weird, but here goes... My friend sent me a site the other day as a joke, and when I opened the link it was hermaphrodite porn. And for whatever reason I got turned on by it. I'm not gay beause I...

A.   2 January 2008: Deviant? hardly. Amature more like. When it comes to personal prefference many.. strange or unusual things turn people on. My Ex used to get turned on by tears.. ( granted thats more of a fetish ) but that one always threw me for a loop. ... (read in full...)

Could there be something chemically wrong with him?

Q.   My husband leaves for basic training on Jan. 8th so we should be all over each other, right? Not the case! We haven't had sex in over 3 weeks!!! It's not loss of attraction or sexual desire, but I've been working a lot, he and I just got over a ...

A.   2 January 2008: between 18-21... and hubby is going off to Basic training... Lady you either got balls of steel or you clearly don't know any better. I'm base in the UK around most of the US milltary bases. and thus know many many people from there. allow... (read in full...)

Is there something wrong with my weight?

Q.   I'm a 13 year old young woman with a lot of issues about the way I looke. I look pretty tiny. I am 5'0.5' tall and I weigh like 125 pounds. Do you think there is something wrong with my weight?...

A.   1 January 2008: its not a problem with your weight, its your POV thats the problem you're 13. yes i know you're sick of hearing " BLah blah you're so young blah blah you cna't have a car or a kid or a petting zoo" but seriously. you're body is still changing... (read in full...)

The love of my life has moved away away but we still love each other.

Q.   hey im 14, The love of my life literally jst moved hours away. I broke-up with him, but im still in love with HIM. What do i do? He wont answer txts but he tells his sister to tell me he loves me. im confused help me xx...

A.   1 January 2008: you're 14. you're ment to be confusing all those raging hormones trying to take over the world and stomp little tokyo. you broke it off with him? good for you. yes its hard. its bloody hard in fact. Growing up and becoming an Adult meaning ma... (read in full...)

How can we tell if my gf is starting to orgasm??

Q.   Me and my girl had 1st time sex about 2 months ago[we're both 19]. Since then we've been having regular intercourse. Just recently ,during sex,my girl has started to "call out" and grasp the bedding. She says it's pleasure and just has to let go b...

A.   1 January 2008: when you have an Orgasm. Male or Female. YOU KNOW. women take longer to "Get going" then men. As men the Giggle stick is a simple up/down repeat action. this is why we're so good at videogames and women arn't. Alot of women don't mas... (read in full...)

AS soon as things get serious I freak out and start giving mixed signals, what can I do to stop this from happening again and again?

Q.   i don't have a problem getting guys but i have a major problem keeping them. At first everythings always going really well and i'm this funny interesting girl.. and then when i realise the guy actually really likes me i freak out, i don't know what ...

A.   1 January 2008: well you clearly have commiment issues. because you've been hurt in the past so once you feel its getting to that serious stage you try and self sabotage the relationship before its even had a chance to flurrish. maybe you should explain to the g... (read in full...)

What does sperm taste like?

Q.   Can anyone tell me what sperm tastes like because me and this boy are planning on doing stuff but i dont know if i want him to *** in my mouth in case it tastes nasty. Can anyone help?...

A.   1 January 2008: while Man jusice isn't is bag. Salty is a good answer. However. certain foods will help in flavor. some will sour or even sweeten it. namely pineapple or honeydew melon = :D Fast food and junk foods = :P... (read in full...)

My husband cheated with a teenager, we are trying to work through it but I can't get the images out of my head

Q.   My husband is trying hard to save our marriage after his affair with a teenage girl. I believe it is over and he is behaving now. He is nicer to me than ever and is going to relate with me. He still when explaining thing makes me feel it was my ...

A.   1 January 2008: I'll be blunt. Dump his cheating arse. i wish my parents had split up ages ago. i understand the stress is alot to take. and i'm sorry to say this... But your feelings are out weighed by your kids emotional state. cheating with a teenager thou... (read in full...)

I'm 14 and in love with a 30 year old and don't know what to do

Q.   I'm in love with a guy who is 30 im 14 I really love him he isnt married but he has a girlfriend with a 5 yr old son I loveee his son to death his girl I wish she would drop dead hes my cuzins friend I'm always at my cousins house seeing him he ...

A.   1 January 2008: This is the reason Animals eat their young and Jerry Springer is filthy rich. I think you should tell your mother. if she's as strict as you say maybe she'll smack some sence into you.... (read in full...)

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