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Ex started texting me last night and it hurts because I miss her so much

Q.   My former girlfriend of five years broke up with me several months ago. I was devastated for a long time as I'd always thought we would spend our lives together and it was completely out of the blue. We have seen each other at various social ...

A.   20 October 2010: Hey bro, your asking what we think, so I hope you really want answers, sounds like she either got interested in someone else, or was already pursuing someone else and before it went to far she broke it off with you, so she wouldnt hurt you, im sure ... (read in full...)

I lost my virginity and now I'm weak and afraid I won't be able to stop having sex

Q.   I am seventeen years old and Muslim. I met my 19 year old boyfriend 5 months ago and have been dating since in secret. Coming from a strict family and myself valuing the teachings of Allah, i have continually felt ashamed and scared about being ...

A.   20 October 2010: So dont! just make sure you always use rubbers, trust who you are fucking, and arent doing anything illegal, and go out and bang and fuck until you cant fuck anymore, then if your like most people I know, eventually it will just kind of become not ... (read in full...)

Peoples sudden ability to rip apart ones heart that they loved, one time!

Q.   How is it so easy for humans to just fucking shred the life and heart out of another in any instance, but im speaking of 2 people as deeply in love as you can get, who stay with each other for along time, one of them starts to lose it, but they do ...

A.   11 October 2010: It has happened to me before, Im not still angry over it, just very confused, as ive never been the one to do it, my question is less from my break up, as I know why she split, but more from a couple married friends of mine, whos wifes have both ... (read in full...)

How can my wife be so loose when she never had children, and supposedly not much sex?

Q.   I have a very personal question, sometimes I am very confused about it. When I got married to my wife, according to her she have not had any man in her life in last seven years. Before that she had only one short relationship(three months). It was s...

A.   8 October 2010: perhaps not as big and thick as think?... (read in full...)

My heart is smashed into a million little pieces...

Q.   My girlfriend broke up with me about 3 weeks ago, my heart has literally been smashed into a million tiny pieces and it hurts so much. It hurts this much mainly because it was a sudden breakup and that I wasn't expecting it. What's even worse is ...

A.   29 September 2010: I feel for you buddy, I truly do, I just cant feel the hurt from a perspective that ive never actually been through, the LDR angle, so im not minimizing it by any means, just trying very hard to understand your perspective, anytime anyones heart ... (read in full...)

I had sex with my brother's 31 year old friend. My brother will kill us!

Q.   okay this is gonna sound well bad but here goes i went to my brother's friend's wedding this sunday just gone, and my brothers other friend who i have just recently fancied was there, i got really drunk like really drunk and randomly he started ...

A.   31 August 2010: How about you?? not tell anyone, oh my god, that is a hard one to figure out, what do you mean what should you do, you dont feel guilty, your ok with it, so what's the question? and whats so difficult to figure out? I guess im just lost!... (read in full...)

LDR: what's the point?

Q.   I would like to know something, as it's always seemed highly absurd to me, and nonsense, what is the point of being in a Long distance relationship??? I mean, you cant touch the person, right? which means you cant hold them, kiss them, fuck them, ...

A.   25 August 2010: No Mynxx, thats exactly what I want to hear, all viewpoints, and opinions, I've never been in a LDR, and nothing about it has ever struck a chord in me as far as common sense goes, when I like or love someone, I am truly devoted to that person, I ... (read in full...)

LDR: what's the point?

Q.   I would like to know something, as it's always seemed highly absurd to me, and nonsense, what is the point of being in a Long distance relationship??? I mean, you cant touch the person, right? which means you cant hold them, kiss them, fuck them, ...

A.   25 August 2010: So Cerebus, do you not need sex? I mean I'm one of the most even thinking people on the planet, sex is on the exact same level as everything else as far as I'm concerned? but at what point during a LDR do u stumble into a beautiful women by chance, ... (read in full...)

LDR: what's the point?

Q.   I would like to know something, as it's always seemed highly absurd to me, and nonsense, what is the point of being in a Long distance relationship??? I mean, you cant touch the person, right? which means you cant hold them, kiss them, fuck them, ...

A.   25 August 2010: So Cerebus, do you not need sex? I mean I'm one of the most even thinking people on the planet, sex is on the exact same level as everything else as far as I'm concerned? but at what point during a LDR do u stumble into a beautiful women by chance, ... (read in full...)

I still miss my ex after we broke up two years ago crying my eyes out, even though I'm happily in a new relatioship can someone tell me why??

Q.   I been holding this in for awhile now I guess, I keep missing my ex even though we been over for almost 2 years now. We lived together for two years before our breakup and knew each other since teenage year. In some way he saved me from myself but ...

A.   12 July 2010: Yes Huggme12 is right, guys are stupid! and girls are heartless, my ex who I was with for 10 years cheated, then when we were "working things out" she was secretly withdrawing, grieving, and falling out of love with me, all along telling me things ... (read in full...)

I want time apart, but don't want him to abandon our daughter

Q.   I've been with my boyfriend for six yrs. and now have a 9 month old daughter. After a few months into our relationship i ended it because i didn't like the fact that he smoked. He promised to quit and he did for about a year. I then began to ...

A.   12 June 2010: Are u kidding me? your not serious right? maybe he should order you to lose 10lbs or he's going to throw you out on your ass,your a shallow and moronic person! I think he's better off without you, grow up, your a joke, mabey you should get some ... (read in full...)

Should I break up with b/f, father of my child and never see him again?

Q.   hi i broke up with my boyfriend for 9 months and now were back togeter for 5 months now!!! we have a 2 and a half yr old son! his father doesnt take care of us both and i dont think i love him or anything like that but theres something keeping me ...

A.   2 June 2010: Leave him and make him realize what he's lost, give it about 6 months, if he cares he will get his shit together, treat you right, take care of you guys, and all will be well, if he doesnt care he more then likely wont bother pursuing you!... (read in full...)

Would you stick with your boyfriend if he was going to prison?

Q.   I'm 23 and my girlfriend is 20 - we have been together for 3 years. She is at college studying and lives at home with her parents but spends alot of time at my place. I have a bit of a criminal record and a year ago I got a suspended 2 year...

A.   30 May 2010: Hey bro, ive done time, lots of it, and you know how I looked at it? after about the 3rd time i went back, I realized, your girls going to do whatever she's going to do, either you can ask her to stay with you and hope she does, or you can dump her ... (read in full...)

Do I pick the guy who I have the history with, or the guy who makes my heart skip a beat?

Q.   i am torn between two guys. the first guy i have known him for 8 years, we have been friends with benefits on and off for about 6 years, i always felt like he was the love of my life. didn't matter who i was with i always ended back with him. but in ...

A.   30 May 2010: You dont even know the guy in Cuba, what will you do when you pick him, move to Cuba, and find out he beats the shit out of you? or is possesive, or just wanted to nail you! seems pretty much like infatuation to me, remember the brighter the star ... (read in full...)

What should my Parner's child call me?

Q.   I need a name for my other half's two-year old child (boy) to call me. My own name isn't an option (the child's Mother would find it annoying to keep hearing my name). My other half and his ex had split up 6 months before I started seeing h...

A.   23 May 2010: I like Queen, or your Hinas, Madam, or your greatness, always works, another good one is Oh Beautiful Magnificent One! for men Lord always goes over without a hitch, as does Master, sometimes I will make my step kids refer to me as The Don! or ... (read in full...)

Is it normal to feel jealous, even though he hasn't done anything wrong?

Q.   My Husband and I have been married for almost 7 years!We are both 31 years old. We have a pretty good relationship with an occasional argument here or there. However, he is and RN in a trauma hospital and he works with a TON of younger woman. ...

A.   21 May 2010: Just keep him sexually satisfied at home, and keep your lines of communication open and honest, and love him, and you should never have anything to worry about at all! especially if you guys have been happy, don't change now!!... (read in full...)

Crazy with jealously over her ex being 2-3" bigger than me!

Q.   I have had a dilemma with my current partner over my penis size for over 7 months now. Basically, I'm 41 and divorced, and met a gorgeous tall 39 y.o. blonde about 9 months ago who is rather inexperienced but loves sex. We are VERY compatible in ...

A.   18 May 2010: dude! those were written before you ever banged her, maybe she did love it, how do you know she isnt texting or telling the same thing about you to her friend? plus what girls chat about shit like that? Ive never been lucky enough to accidently log ... (read in full...)

Can we be highschool sweethearts forever or will our love fade I'm scared please help if you have relationship experince

Q.   i never wantedlove until i met my boyfriend at 17..but surprisingly weve fell deeply in love at a young age weve been together 1 year and four months and have been threw alot...its going great..im 19 now and hes 18 i have a promise ring that he got ...

A.   18 May 2010: Nothing anybody here is going to say will click with you about this, and I dont think your going to get any different answers, but I promise you, getting together that young(as I was in the exact same boat)is a bad idea, sooner or later your going ... (read in full...)

Attraction killers for men?

Q.   Someone asked a similar question about what men typically do that would kill the attraction a woman may have felt for him. So I felt curious to ask, What kind of things can a woman do that would make a man lose desire for her? I look forward ...

A.   18 May 2010: girls that indulge in the discussion of bodily functions all the time, I don't talk about it, it's a fact everyone has them, but I don't find anything about it a turn on, actually the exact opposite, I dont talk about mine, and I certainly don't ... (read in full...)

Blue films vs porno films

Q.   what is the difference between blue flims and porn movies..? can anyone give the differentiation please.....

A.   18 May 2010: There isnt a difference! same difference!! Blue Movies are just what they were called in the 60's and 70's before it was shortened to just good old pornos!... (read in full...)

Why do girls always end up with someone else?

Q.   My love life sucks. Every time I start to like a girl she ends up going out with some one shortly after I begin talking to her. Or she end up no longer talking to me in general. Not to say I don't get a girl once in a while but their not the ki...

A.   10 May 2010: Generally you can watch a girls actions, and listen carefully to their words, if you learn how you can determine right away if they are interested in you, sometimes though, on these girls you speak of, they could very well be interested in another ... (read in full...)

She's so elusive! I want to communicate

Q.   well I have been dating this girl for a year now. and i really do love her but we lost our communication skills with each other among other things too. my main issue is that she goes away for school and is so happy out there with her friends, and...

A.   8 May 2010: Dude your so lost, havent you learned your lesson yet, girls dont communicate, it's your job to read their mind! I cant believe youd actually ask a girl to communicate with you, you cant be that naive?? seriously bro, if you find a girl that has ... (read in full...)

I don't think I love my boyfriend anymore and I'm only staying with him for his sake!

Q.   i think i dont love my bf any more.but im in the relationship only for him.he really loves me.but i feel frustrating staying without any feeling.now what should i do?...

A.   5 May 2010: Well why dont you feel for him? what did he do? do you even care that you dont feel for him, let me tell you something, you'd better let him know that shit isnt all glorious and happy, or it's gonna knock him into a world like he's never known when ... (read in full...)

How long should a girl stick around for just because she loves the guy?

Q.   Hi out there. I was wondering if anyone has rekindled a relationship with someone who it just wasn't working with originally, and managed to resolve the issues? Problem is, I'm head over heels for this guy who I've spent most of my adult life wi...

A.   29 April 2010: He obviously loves you, and you obviously love him, I went throught this, I am Bipolar, only I had no idea that I was, I always knew I spent a good majority of my life, depressed, but It wasnt until after my daughter was born, and I started getting ... (read in full...)

Are men just 'wired' to want to sleep around?

Q.   Sandra Bullock. Elin Woods. Shania Twain. Jennifer Aniston. Sienna Miller (both the cheater and the cheatee). Today's news brings information on Gabrielle Beauvouis (can't spell her name) also being cheated upon for 5 years. Kate fucking Gosselin. ...

A.   9 April 2010: Maybe it's how your wired! Ive just came out of a decade relationship, and though I was in situations that I could have cheated, none of the girls were worth the pain it would cast looking into my girlfriends eyes and seeing her heart break as I ... (read in full...)

Usually I am an all too confident man but this girl has knocked me for six!

Q.   This is kind of silly for me, but being an all to confident man, Ive recently ran into a new experience, ive found this hot interesting girl, we started hanging out as she showed up at my next door neighbors house, a freind of a friend, we have been ...

A.   3 April 2010: q1605, Im definetly seeing your point only from 2 angles, I got no problem with either, All feels alright with the world, and i have to think thats not good, but I cant stop these feelings, so I guess I just have to follow them, like an idiot, with ... (read in full...)

Usually I am an all too confident man but this girl has knocked me for six!

Q.   This is kind of silly for me, but being an all to confident man, Ive recently ran into a new experience, ive found this hot interesting girl, we started hanging out as she showed up at my next door neighbors house, a freind of a friend, we have been ...

A.   2 April 2010: This is wierd, I was previously in an 8 year relationship, I didnt think id make it through the split emotionally, Now I got butterflies and all that from my ex, but I have so many butterflys over this girl, that I almost literally couldnt work ... (read in full...)

I want to have afair with my boss.

Q.   This might sound silly, but I want to have afair with my boss. I'm 20, he's 23 and as a student i work in his family bar. It's not that i like him because of his power, because we communicate on very friendly way. He's single, he has good body and ...

A.   28 March 2010: I wouldnt, what if you bang him, and then he starts being a dick to you, and treating you different at work, I mean there is half a chance that could happen, that he just wants to bang you, Id probably just stop the flirting, because if you keep ... (read in full...)

Orgasm help?

Q.   When I give myself orgasms after a few seconds It feels really good nd I strt twitching nd I have to stop. Y?.....

A.   23 March 2010: Guys have the same feeling, after I get off, you better not so much as breath on the head of my cock, it's sometimes impossible to even put my underwear back on until ive given it a few minutes, the head becomes so sensitive even rubbing against my ... (read in full...)

I want to help my ex but I'm not sure how, please advise?

Q.   Ok guys, this question is kind of a follow up to the original problem I was dealing,with, but seems to be a whole different monster, my girlfriend of 8 years, has a very unique and beautiful quality about her, but it is also a double edge sword, she ...

A.   16 March 2010: Just an update, I got very confused, she almost went out of her way to never talk to me, for anything, she told me she had a hard time talking to me, I tried, and tried, and finally just gave up in frustration, I still have no clue what went on, ... (read in full...)

How do I become more sexual towards my boyfriend who I'm still attracted to?

Q.   I've been with my boyfriend for about 16 months and we don't have sex very often anymore. We waited to have sex at first and when we did finally do it, it hurt me physically but i still enjoyed it because i was so in love with him. after about a ...

A.   16 March 2010: Well him getting aroused before you is nature, generally guys live aroused! so I wouldnt put to much thought into that part of your post!... (read in full...)

I don't understand the dating scene...how do people meet people?

Q.   I am 21, not bad looking, thin - UK size 8-10 - and I am never approached by men unless they are very drunk. I came out of a LTR about 6 months ago and am finding the dating scene very hard to understand. I don't understand how people meet people ...

A.   12 March 2010: Well as some one who never really goes to bars and clubs looking for girls, I keep my eye open, but don't ever have the straight mindset im going there to meet the future ex! try looking around, when you see someone that starts to give you tingles, ... (read in full...)

My relationship just ended but I don't care..?

Q.   My relationship of 2 months just ended about an hour ago. For some reason I am not at all upset. I don't know what to make of this. I was trying to make it work up until he decided it just wouldn't, but it was more because I was scared of being ...

A.   11 March 2010: Maybe it just hasnt hit you yet, if you cared enough to have sex with him last night(as im assuming you cant just have sex with him without carring for him)then maybe you just havent let it sink in yet? I dont know, I wish I could feel no emotion ... (read in full...)

He is with a new girl but still wants to be with me. He is scared I will hurt him again.

Q.   I was with my ex for over 3 years and we were engaged and living together. I was going through a really hard time and went of the rails a bit and ended the relationship for no apparent reason. Afterwards it was like i completely forgot he existed ...

A.   11 March 2010: Wait for him, thats really your only choice!... (read in full...)

Should I try to make it work with my husband or should I finally leave and start a new life?

Q.   I've been married for 4 years, and I have a 3 yr old son with my husband. He is a great, amazing, cute, hardworking man. About a year and half ago i started seeing this other guy, started off as a little adventure, but became very serious, and now ...

A.   11 March 2010: God do I need to even answer this, your selfish, and not worth your husbands heartache he's certainly feeling, if I was him, id take my kid and go find someone with some class and a conscience! you need help! or to grow up, one of the two!... (read in full...)

Would guys like a 19 year old virgin. Or would the innocence drive them away?

Q.   How many people like me still a virgin? I mean as far as age goes..I'm not ashamed of it but here where I live there's very few girls who remain virgins. Reason being I just haven't found the right guy yet. I also wonder do guys usually like ...

A.   11 March 2010: I would never ever be with a virgin! no way, im not having that hanging over my head, Id just as soon they come back when they have it all out of their system, and are a little more experienced! thats just me!... (read in full...)

I have been single for so long but want to start a new relationship. How do I go about doing this?

Q.   i've been a single mum now for 10 years and with the exception of a brief relationship that went sour ive been single. recently a married guy who i have a crush on admitted he likes me and he asked me if he could kiss me as much as i wanted to i ...

A.   11 March 2010: I tend to think if you go out trying to find a relationship, your bound to find trouble! just put yourself into positions where your around alot of people of the opposite sex(or same if it applys)I dont know what goes on in Scotland but here in the ... (read in full...)

I have a big vagina. Is there anyway to get it smaller?

Q.   Okay, before I ask my question I'd like to let everybody know that I know not all females look like the women in porn, not all of us have a tiny vagina like the way they do but I am a little concerned about the size of mine. My pubic area is rather ...

A.   11 March 2010: Who cares what your vagina looks like, I know if I have a excited ready vagina in front of me, the absolute last thing I think of is "god you know this vagina looks a little big" that thing could be as big as a catchers mit, and it wouldnt bother me ... (read in full...)

Why does my husband still want sex from me if we have been separated for 3 years?

Q.   why does my husband want sex from me if we have been separated 3 years now and says he wants a divorce? we have 4 beautiful children together and he says he wants a divorce because i cheated on him. i take full responsability for what i've done. we ...

A.   10 March 2010: Forgiving someone for cheating is alot easier then forgetting they did it! I know from experience the confusion from being cheated on is likely to strike paranoia into the hearts of the most stable of people! it downright turned my loony! I wanted ... (read in full...)

I know I'm not in love with him... should I leave him?

Q.   I've been with my boyfriend for 7 years and we have a 4 year old daughter together but I'm not in love with him anymore and I can't decide if I should stay or go. To everyone else we have the perfect relationship which we do but it's not what I ...

A.   10 March 2010: I think thats the most sadistic thing you can do, and says alot about you as a person, to let him think everything is ok then just up and dump him, I got no use for someone like you, I just had the same thing done to me, and it's nausiating, just ... (read in full...)

I'm over the fact that she left me, but not the resentment.

Q.   To cut a long story short, my partner who I loved very much left me for another guy. This was 3 months ago. I have gotten over the jealousy and the feeling of sickness when I think about 'them' but I can't seem to shift the anger. I've tried to tell ...

A.   10 March 2010: Me too, just let yourself be angry bro, just like the jelousy, and rage, and hurt, and nausia, the anger will become less and less, then it will just eventually not be there anymore, your angry cause someone fucked with your heart, you have reason ... (read in full...)

I want to help my ex but I'm not sure how, please advise?

Q.   Ok guys, this question is kind of a follow up to the original problem I was dealing,with, but seems to be a whole different monster, my girlfriend of 8 years, has a very unique and beautiful quality about her, but it is also a double edge sword, she ...

A.   26 December 2009: Thanks for your feedback, you know, she says she just doesnt feel those feelings now, and she wants to be single, so, I aint going to beg her, appreciate your help bro.... (read in full...)

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