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We know what a 69 is but whats a 35?? Are there any more numbers that mean sexual acts??

Q.   me and my friend were wondering whats 35, we know whats a 69...and would there happen to be more of these that mean sexual acts??...

A.   27 May 2008: I had forgotten that one, Susan. Shall we?... (read in full...)

We know what a 69 is but whats a 35?? Are there any more numbers that mean sexual acts??

Q.   me and my friend were wondering whats 35, we know whats a 69...and would there happen to be more of these that mean sexual acts??...

A.   27 May 2008: Hum. I thought a number thirty-five was chicken chop suey? But seriously, I've never heard of any number other than 69 meaning a sex position. I wonder whether 35 simply refers to a number in one of the "sex manuals"? Like the famous (infa... (read in full...)

Why does he want his mistress to be fat and his wife to be thin??

Q.   Ok, I realize most of this will not make sense logically. I am currently having an affair with my best friend (we are both married.) He pursued me for two years and i finally relented since i am now going thru a divorce; we are NOT in love. But, ...

A.   27 May 2008: The answer to your question, and only to your question, is that most probably he likes a bit of variety. Many, many men want whatever it is they haven't already got. Most of us make do with a bit of fantasy that stays in our own heads or maybe a ... (read in full...)

My boyfriend and I haven't had sex in 2 and a half years-is he gay?

Q.   my boyfriend and I haven't had sex in 2 and a half years, we've been together for 3. he had warts on his penis and i didn't want to have sex until he was rid of them, that was 2 years ago. in total, we have had sex 3 times. he tells me he ...

A.   25 May 2008: Nothing in what you have said is an indication that he is gay. When a man goes without sex for a long while and doesn't masturbate either (which is quite likely with genital warts), the urge begins to diminish and the whole sexual contact thing be... (read in full...)

What can I say to him during sex? He wants me to talk dirty!

Q.   I've been with this guy for 7 months my now and we are doing really well. He tought me all the sex stuff I needed to know. Now he would like me to speak dirty while we are having sex, which is kinda of embarassing since I have no clue about what to ...

A.   25 May 2008: Oh yes. It's really, really difficult to do. One of my earlier girlfriends (a long, long, long time ago!) wanted me to "talk dirty" to her, and I never did quite get the hang of it! Actually, it never quite worked out. After a while she told... (read in full...)

She accepted my lunch invite, does that mean she wants more than friends?

Q.   Hello, First i'd like to start off by explaining background. I've liked this one girl (lets call her Annie) for about a year now, and just recently i've been really really into her. A couple days ago i worked up the courage to ask her to a friendl...

A.   25 May 2008: It doesn't "mean" anything more than that she wants to have lunch with you. It's one of the things that friends do - have lunch. And I've done just that with six different female friends in the last six months. As kenny said, try for a meal one... (read in full...)

We split up but can't seem to leave each other alone!

Q.   I am in yet another dilemma. me and my bf split about a week ago now. I went over to his last night for the swapping back of personal items, as you do. However, when i got there we were talking for a while then we ended up sleeping with ea...

A.   23 May 2008: Can't live with him and can't live without him? It's not unusual. Take it slowly and do what he suggests - go for a meal in a few weeks (I assume that's when uni finishes??) and see what develops. Don't limit yourself to "I'm going to sleep wi... (read in full...)

Can I date my child's teacher?

Q.   This isn't a totally serious question, and is somewhat tongue in cheek ;o) buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut... Went to my childs parents evening last night and quite liked one of his teachers! I picked up a bit of chemistry. Funnily enough, when me and my child...

A.   23 May 2008: Absolutely no problem with it at all. I'm a little surprised to hear it is frowned upon in Canada. I don't see how anyone could consider it a "conflict of interest". That most certainly is NOT the case in the UK. There are plenty of kids w... (read in full...)

Is he lusting after bigger girls? Am I too thin for him?

Q.   I'm 110lbs 5'6 and very thin!!! I'm not anorexic/bulimic just born this way. I don't look sickly either. I've been dating a guy for three 1/2 months. I just saw some of his porn (he doesn't know! Yes! I was wrong for looking) and its mostly of ...

A.   23 May 2008: Don't worry about it. I like looking at a little bit of Internet erotica occasionally (with the full knowledge of my partner!). When I first met her she was as skinny as anything, and for many years I enjoyed looking at pictures of rather h... (read in full...)

I'm finding it extremely hard fullfilling his pissing fetishes!!

Q.   I told my b/f I'd do every single one of his fantasies at least once, but it's hard. He has a urine fetish, and I'm finding it really hard to go through with! He wanted me to drink it, to pee myself, to let him pee inside me...basically lots of stuf...

A.   23 May 2008: The problem with any fetish within a relationship is that you really both need to find it interesting/exciting otherwise it inevitably causes problems. You have to decide what you are prepared to do and what you are not prepared to do, and make... (read in full...)

My new husband says I'm mental, am I ?

Q.   Hi, I am recently married and I need some advice as to how to stor the rows that are happening in it. It's not so much the rows but the escallation of them. For example today my husband asked my opinion on a carton of milk that had been left in his ...

A.   23 May 2008: I think Waz's phrase "petty bitching" sums it up. There's nothing, absolutely nothing, here that ought to be causing such major trouble. Both of you are quite simply making mountains out of molehills. Someone ought to bang your silly heads... (read in full...)

Why was I born?

Q.   Why I was born? This life is too hard for me. Only problems and conflicts....

A.   22 May 2008: So that you could give us something to write about when you ask "Why was I born?" And so that you could write wonderful poetry (and say nice things about mine - thank you for that message. It brightened my day.)... (read in full...)

Do all guys get grossed out by kissing their partner after she gives you head?

Q.   okay i have a question for all of you guys out there (girls feel free to answer if youve been in this situation). okay do all guys get grossed out by kissing thier partner after she gives you head? my boy friend doesnt want to kiss me after ive ...

A.   22 May 2008: Not all, but I think that most of us do. Unfair, isn't it?... (read in full...)

How did you proposed or were proposed to?

Q.   I kno there's a lot of married people on dear cupid. So I want to know how did your husband propose to u or guys did your wife ask u. Just curious...

A.   22 May 2008: Actually, happytochat, that was all it cost, except for the rings (that we would really have had to buy anyway) and we went out for a meal that evening (which again we would have done anyway from time to time). No guests, except a couple of friends ... (read in full...)

How did you proposed or were proposed to?

Q.   I kno there's a lot of married people on dear cupid. So I want to know how did your husband propose to u or guys did your wife ask u. Just curious...

A.   22 May 2008: Me: Will you marry me? Her: Don't be silly. [three months later] Me: Will you marry me? Her: Don't be silly. [two years and a baby later] Me: Will you marry me? Her: Don't be silly. [18 months later] Me: You remembe... (read in full...)

Sex tips please for a first timer.

Q.   I want to give my boyfriend the best bj anyone has ever had. May I have some tips please. We are also going have sex for the first time, so can have some tips for that too. Thanks xxx...

A.   21 May 2008: Actually, I found that a bj is never as good as you think it's going to be, no matter who is giving it. And there were quite a few before my present partner! General advice: I suppose "wait until you get married" is out of the question? I thoug... (read in full...)

A poem I wrote...

Q.   A hundred causes is between people But for us truly neither To live like we live one without other A hundred causes is separating us But is one of them worth To let us live,like we living? Tonight I lose my breath And I scream in the s...

A.   21 May 2008: There's someone, somewhere, thinking something like this: I am anon, unknown to you and yet I am within your broken heart. In every sadness and in each regret My love is ready; a new start. I know you’re not prepared to see me now, I k... (read in full...)

I'm having dreams of other guys, what does it mean?

Q.   Hi everyone! I am having some strange dreams lately, I have a boyfriend whom I am very happy with, but I keep having dreams that I am with other men. They are not sexual, but I have dreamt of being with my ex (I was sitting on his lap and he had h...

A.   21 May 2008: Susan Strict said "there are probably a million people out there who are more attractive than the one you are with." Thanks, Sue. :(... (read in full...)

Every time we pass a girl he has slept with he makes disturbing comments - should I take it as a sign of his own insecurities? Should I be worried?

Q.   I am going to be a sophomore in college, and i am currently dating a guy who is going to be a senior. Although our relationship is pretty new, i can honestly see myself with him for a really long time, if not forever. Things are going great, but ...

A.   21 May 2008: His behaviour is INCREDIBLY immature. You might risk starting a major argument with him, but I think you ought to tell him how infantile he is being. Shout a bit. He needs shouting at. And you are concerned about getting irritated? I reckon y... (read in full...)

Tell me everything I need to know (and already know) about married men who cheat?

Q.   I'm married too...He's nearly 20 years older than me. We've been attracted to each other for months after we met professionally, but I didn't think it was anything more than flirting. I perceived him as someone who had set limits for himself and ...

A.   21 May 2008: Why take it any further than you already have? You are clearly a little uncomfortable with the way it's going, and it makes no sense to risk damaging both his marriage and yours for no more than a "fling". If he won't set the limits then it's... (read in full...)

I'm having dreams of other guys, what does it mean?

Q.   Hi everyone! I am having some strange dreams lately, I have a boyfriend whom I am very happy with, but I keep having dreams that I am with other men. They are not sexual, but I have dreamt of being with my ex (I was sitting on his lap and he had h...

A.   21 May 2008: The chances are that it doesn't "mean" anything. Your subconscious explores all sorts of irrelevant subjects while you are asleep. It's one of the natural processes that keeps us sane. You could say it's the insane part of your brain being ... (read in full...)

How can I break my Father's heart by telling him that my Mom is cheating?

Q.   HI all, This question is not directly involving me, but even though I can not control it, I reap the consequences of the problem. All of my life, I have believed that I had the "perfect homelife." My parents always told my siblings and I th...

A.   20 May 2008: Talk to your mom about it if you have to, not your father. In any case, he may already know. It seems clear from what you have said that both your parents love you. If their marriage is not perfect, then at least they have both held it toget... (read in full...)

He called another woman his "sex toy," now he is repentant and swears he hasn't cheated physically. Your advice, please!

Q.   me and this guy have been dating on and off for like 5 years i should also probally state there is a huge age differance between us about eighteen years i am in my thirtys .i recently found a message where he is calling another women baby and his ...

A.   20 May 2008: No, it probably isn't anything like you thought it might be. It's "heavy flirting" that many people, men and women, do online. Two issues: 1. If you are in a serious relationship with him, you have EVERY right to tell him you don't like h... (read in full...)

I've been online chatting with this girl and found I still have feelings for her!

Q.   i am married with one child, i work and live away from home. married since year 2000. before this marriage i was in a relationship a lovely sweet young lady but are relationship was banned due to religious differences, now she is also married with ...

A.   20 May 2008: Be her friend. And let her be yours. That's the only relationship that's going to work, isn't it? Friendship is good. Don't try to make it something it isn't and something it can never be. You would only end up hurting so many people, includin... (read in full...)

What is spooning??

Q.   What is spooning, and why do people seem to make such a big deal out of it?...

A.   19 May 2008: Not a lot of people know that... I didn't. *blush*... (read in full...)

Why has sex just become so casual nowadays?

Q.   Why has sex just become so casual nowadays. I mean before people did not even think about losing their virginity before marriage. What I don't understand is how people just do 'it' with people they hardly know properly. Sex before marriage does ...

A.   19 May 2008: I'm not sure it really has changed all that much. Sex is much more open now than it has ever been - it is discussed openly far more than it might have been in the past, but is there really more sex before marriage or even more infidelity? The "... (read in full...)

Sex with 67 men in the past, is that high or low in your opinion?

Q.   My wife had sex with 67 men before me...is that number too high or low for a woman?...

A.   19 May 2008: Oh Waz! You're just taking the mick, To reply with a short limerick. Sixty-seven is fine (I'd prefer sixty-nine) So... how often have YOU dipped your wick?... (read in full...)

My stress level is so high after the divorce; how will I find the strength to rent a new home and then move on?

Q.   My husband left me in October.. We are not divorced yet. He has had a girlfriend soon after or before he left. We just sold our home of 8 years. I am left to pack and find a place to live. I have till June 11 th to get out. I am in the process of t...

A.   19 May 2008: Try to channel the stress. Stress doesn't have to be bad. There is such a thing as "positive stress" - when you are concentrating all your efforts on something you really want. Try to avoid thinking about him for the moment. Put everythi... (read in full...)

Does anyone out there have ginger pubic hair?

Q.   Does anyone out there have ginger pubic hair? haha, My boyfriend always laughs. I'm cool with it as it's always mostly gone anyways. We have a real giggle. But no one in my family is ginger. They say they're all black. I have NATURALLY dark h...

A.   19 May 2008: Not true, Susan. Yours is part-grey these days. ;)... (read in full...)

I want to improve my bedroom performance

Q.   Hi everyone I've want to improve my bedroom performance as i can't last very long at all with my girlfriend I've been looking into this thing about strengthing your PC muscle and it sounds great. Problem is i have no idea where my PC mus...

A.   18 May 2008: Try this: http://sexuality.about.com/od/sexualhealthqanda/f/findpcmuscle.htm... (read in full...)

We've been together for more than 10 years but I'm determined not to forgive his infidelity, what do you think?

Q.   I found out my husband had an affair a year and a half ago. The only reason it's over now is because the other woman ended it. The whole thing lasted about a month. He was angry that she hurt him, not sure if he tried to win her back or anyt...

A.   18 May 2008: You need to think carefully what you really want, because some of the things you have said don't quite stack up. I wonder whether you are reacting from anger more than anything. I don't want to try to pass judgement on your husband or on you. It... (read in full...)

I think my brother is gay, how can I know if he is?

Q.   i think my brother is gay how can i know if he is not ...

A.   18 May 2008: Why does it matter whether or not your brother is gay?... (read in full...)

Am I gay?

Q.   can somebody help me please? im a lad and i think im turning gay because my girlfriend doesnt turn me on. but my friend (boy)when i see him i want to rip his clothes of i am always having sexual dreams and thought about him can somebody give me ...

A.   17 May 2008: Yeah, maybe. A definite maybe. More likely it's the strength of your growing sexuality, and that will settle with time. It's a bit difficult to describe, but it happens to a lot of boys your age. The urge is so strong that your particular ... (read in full...)

Tiredness is ruining my life, please help.

Q.   Hello, My question is about being tired. I am 19 and for as long as i can remember i have been tired. And i dont just mean a little bit, i am ALWAYS tired and it seriously affects my life. Half the time i dont have the energy to go out with my f...

A.   17 May 2008: From what you describe, it sounds very much like myalgic encephalomyelitis or "chronic fatigue syndrome". Does "always feeling like the first day you got out of bed after the 'flu" sound as though it describes your symptoms? If that's what is ... (read in full...)

I'm ready for sex. . .but not ready. . .*gulp* help!

Q.   Hi guys! Okay, so I'm 15, and my friend thought I needed a girlfriend so he hooked me up with this girl, and she's really sweet and all, and I really like her. But a few days after we've been dating he calls me up and says "By the way, did I mention ...

A.   17 May 2008: Uncle Phil sums it up quite nicely. Don't worry about the "etiquette". If it comes to it, just tell her it's a first time for you. Just remember, you don't HAVE to do it. In fact, if after a few days of dating you decided she was really s... (read in full...)

Can anyone help me with boy's fashion?

Q.   This is a bit stupid, but it needs to be asked. i have no clue about fashion - clothes, hair, shoes, anything. does anyone know any good websites, or magazines for boys around because i have searched and searched and cant find anything. thanks....

A.   17 May 2008: Your best bet is to trawl through all the online clothing catalogues. They nearly all have a section for boys and young men even though the sections for women nearly always have a much greater range. Personally I think men and boys should w... (read in full...)

Can anyone give me some advice on employment issues?

Q.   I know this question isn't strictly relationship advice, but I've had so many helpful people answer my previous questions, I thought someone out there might be able to help me on this one! I am currently working as a barmaid. It's a small, fa...

A.   16 May 2008: If you quit without notice then they are quite entitled to withold any wages because you have broken your contract whether it's a written one or verbal or even only an implied contract. However, in the UK it is a legal requirement that employees a... (read in full...)

No oral sex. Is this the end of our marriage?

Q.   Anyways I need help, what do I do in my situation.... I've been married a year, my wife is nice.. we fight sometimes, and sometimes things are good.. I think we fight mroe than the normal couple but it's nothing we can't solve by the time we go ...

A.   16 May 2008: Yes you are being attacked, because your question comes over as being completely arrogant without the slightest concern or regard for your wife's feelings. Some women don't like doing it. It's that simple. And it's not like you can't get sexual... (read in full...)

Am I a whore for liking so many guys?

Q.   am I a whoRe because I like so many guys i.e. 2-6 I just can't decide between them I know which ones I like more but it does really change much some I think are cute some I really like but its hard to choose which one to go for?...

A.   16 May 2008: It's not liking many boys that might put you in the category that some uncharitable people might call "whore, slag, slapper" etc etc. It's what you DO that might cause those sort of names to be thrown around. I'll put it bluntly. You don't le... (read in full...)

No oral sex. Is this the end of our marriage?

Q.   Anyways I need help, what do I do in my situation.... I've been married a year, my wife is nice.. we fight sometimes, and sometimes things are good.. I think we fight mroe than the normal couple but it's nothing we can't solve by the time we go ...

A.   16 May 2008: If I were you I would be petitioning my senator to put a Bill through Congress to make such behaviour illegal. Not give you oral? It's postively criminal. How could anyone live without it? Shocking. Truly shocking.... (read in full...)

I want to give my wife a good reason to shave her pubic hair

Q.   Hi Readers I have always wanted my wife to shave her pussy, she agrees whilst we are having sex but never gets round to doing it. so i can give her a good reason to do it, 'is there any good reasons or if anyone as any ideas...

A.   15 May 2008: I asked my partner to do that once. She said "Why?" I said that I would find it a great turn-on for her to be all smooth down there. She agreed, but only if I did something that was a great turn on for her.... (read in full...)

I told my Mum all my sex details. She won't tell me hers. What gives?

Q.   I'm angry with my mum i've told her all my sexually explict details, and she won't tell me any of hers. What gives?...

A.   15 May 2008: Go on then. I'll buy it. What sexual details did you tell your mum? It's so unfair, isn't it?... (read in full...)

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