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A straightforward FAQ
Q: Should I have an affair?
A: Absolutely not, I wish Jerry Springer was popular again so you'd know why and I'd see this question less than three times a day. No, don't say, "but..." the answer is still "NO" and you know it. NO! NEVER DO IT!
Q: Is my penis big enough? Why does it look different?
A: An average penis is 5-7 inches. Less than that can still do the job and if you are worried, use something besides what is between your legs. And if everyone has a different face, why would genitals be different in this aspect? They come in different shapes and sizes, so you're probably normal. Same with vaginas.
Q: We had unprotected sex, but he pulled out before he had an orgasm, how did I become pregnant?
A: Um, when did they stop teaching Sex Ed? Just because he didn't shoot, doesn't mean his dribbling precum didn't have sperm. It only takes one of his little tadpoles to swim across the finish line.
Q: Dude, my sister is so hot, should I ask her to have sex with me?
A: HELLS NAW! That's called incest and it is illegal. If you have a kid, he/she would probably be retarded or genetically defective in some way. You are only hot for her because she is the female closest to you.
Q: I'm 40 and want to date this 11 year old. Is this okay?
A: No, that is disgusting, you're a pedophile, get help.
Q: My significant other abuses me physically and/or emotionally and I want to stay, how do I go about this?
A: Leave. Leave him/her right now. You know those women on Oprah that you'd say are crazy for staying with the wifebeater? Well, that's you. Stand up for yourself, don't be a doormat, and walk.
Q: Everything is going great, why do I want to leave him/her?
A: Remember the first Matrix movie? The main agent said that the original Matrix design was a world with no pain or consequence. The human mind could not accept this and everyone woke up. It didn't work until pain and consequence were introduced. Think on that. There is much truth to reality. Other than that, you may have a fear of success, or be seeking a challenge. Americans do well under stress, we are used to it. We don't know how to handle things when they go well, much like a child doesn't know how to handle freedom.
Q; I'm a pregnant teen and don't know if I should keep this baby or tell anyone.
A: We'll I don't have a definitive answer, but let's hope this helps. First, I don't see how you will keep it from your parents at your age. Your best bet is to be honest and tell them right now. If you are worried that your entire life will stop and you'll drop out, let me hopefully provide you with inspiration. I have a female co-worker, she got pregnant when she was 16. She kept the baby and finished high school ON TIME and in mostly HONORS CLASSES! She finished college on time. She is now a teacher in her mid 20's with three kids and a husband that is the father of all three kids. She is finishing up her masters degree and she always has enough money to go on vacation, even though her husband works part-time and is going to school. Of course this is not the norm and it takes a supportive family/families and the guy has to be there too, but it is not impossible! NEVER have an abortion just because the guy threatens to leave. On top of that, a lot of young mothers are worried until the baby is born and would have regretted the decision to have an abortion. for more inspiration on this matter look at this: http://www.dearcupid.org/question/for-all-young-women.html
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I have "diencephalic syndrome" and the large penis that goes with it... how can I ever find a partner?
Q. This may come across as a myth, however, I assure you it is not. I have a condition called Diencephalic syndrome, meaning I have an extremely large penis. Last time I went to the doctor's it was measured at approximately 18 inches in length. My ...
A. 8 August 2007: I don't know if that "farther away technique" just mentioned would work. Is the width a problem too? If you try that stand at the end of the bed from further away, maybe you could hold your penis about 1/2 or 2/3 of the way down so your hand helps ... (read in full...)
He tells me he just wants to be friends, after seeing me for 5 months!
Q. Hello, I'll try to make this as short as possible. I've been seeing this guy for about 5 months now. We have been progressing slowly, but still progressing. We have talked about how we feel about each other, and the all of a sudden he tells me...
A. 8 August 2007: Yep, it makes two to make a relationship and if he doesn't feel the same way as you do, then there isn't much you can do. You can talk to him and try to change his mind or see if he can elaborate a little more, but if his mind is made up, you'll ... (read in full...)
Should I tell my friend about these rumors I heard about her boyfriend?
Q. Ive found out something about my best friends boyfriend. They have been going out for about 2months. Not that long but they're both 17 and my friend says shes in love with him. I havent met him, the way shes describes him he sounds absolutly ...
A. 8 August 2007: Can these rumors be confirmed? Is your best friend trustworthy on these matters? And what did he do after being asked if he had a condom?
They are not in love after only two months, they may think they are, but they aren't. Those are hormones... (read in full...)
I did cheat on him but I want him back!
Q. i have been with my boyfriend for a year now a month ago we broke when he was told that i was cheating on him and i have tried talking to him but he keeps me off, the truth is that i cheated on him and i now feel i don't love this other guy its ...
A. 8 August 2007: Unfortunately it isn't all about what you want. You screwed up, big time. I wouldn't stay with you either. You have to use your head and not your hormones. You think you're in love with your boyfriend and then some other guy and then suddenly ... (read in full...)
I'm scared to tell my mom i'm pregnant!
Q. Me and my mom dont get along that well because she is so strict, but im pregnant and im scared to tell her,HELP!...
A. 8 August 2007: You'll have to tell your mom some time. It might as well be now. But also, where's the guy right now? Does he know? Is he willing to step up here?... (read in full...)
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