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It seems someone has set up a profile on a dating site pretending to be me! Why would someone do this?

Q.   Hey! I had something really odd happen recently, and would like some opinions on it. Basically, I woke up about a week ago to a text from a guy saying he was responding to a message I sent him on a dating site. I was very confused, because I haven't ...

A.   20 April 2012: This is a police matter. At the very least it counts as Malicious Communication and possibly worse. Inform the police and, as "Jeni" suggested, the dating site that you were supposedly on - they will have records. Also, it is quite likely that the... (read in full...)

Is my boyfriend watching "normal" porn?

Q.   My boyfriend of a year watches porn. I have often asked what king of porn he likes. I found out on his computer last night that he has been watching porn that involves young supposed high school girls with their teacher? I am so confused is this ...

A.   19 April 2012: "Cerberus", if only more of the world were aware of the sharp difference between ephebophilia and paedophilia, maybe we wouldn't have the paranoia that we do, stirred up by the media, obviously, because it make good copy and sells papers, etc. "... (read in full...)

Am I too short?

Q.   I am only 163cm tall girl but my boy friend is 181cm tall.This is the only reason he always makes fun of me! Please tell me honestly if I am too short to be mocked! I really need to know am i too short? ...

A.   19 April 2012: I had to translate that into English! 5'4" as against 5'11" - just perfect, so you have nothing to worry about at all.... (read in full...)

What do guys think of virgins?

Q.   Guys-if you're not a virgin and ur dating a girl tht is a virgin what do u think about if ur going 2 have sex w her? Fyi im a girl thats dating a guy thats done it before he says he doesnt want to force me into anything because he doesnt want me ...

A.   19 April 2012: Yes to "Wisdom", but also is it legal in your State? Most States have 18 as the age of consent and if he does you he could face a prison sentence or being placed on the Sex Offenders' Register; or both. And so could you.... (read in full...)

My girlfriend's 14 year old brother acts very creepy!

Q.   My girlfriend's 14 year old brother acts very weird around her. When on car rides he will lean his head on her shoulder and tell her how he loves her in a strange, kind of lonely way. He still kisses his mom on the lips and will go into my ...

A.   15 April 2012: "Honeypie", Asperger's syndrome was the first thing that entered my mind. I think this boy needs to have an assessment by a medical or psychiatric practitioner.... (read in full...)

What does foreplay actually consist of?

Q.   I read in Cosmo that the ideal foreplay time for women was 20 minutes. My question is, what does foreplay actually include? Is oral sex (cunni) considered foreplay? It can take a while for me to get turned on but i have to say i dont think i ever ...

A.   15 April 2012: I’m sorry to hear that you have had a bad experience. Your boyfriend needs to grow up and learn about women and their needs. A mature man and would put your pleasure first. I have certainly learned one thing - FOREPLAY IS ESSENTIAL! And when ... (read in full...)

Can anyone suggest some cute names for my triplets?

Q.   5 months pregnant, with triplets, all whom are believed to he precious baby boys :) any cute name ideas? My name is Heidi. Their father (who is out of the picture) name is Jon. We live in Texas. Trying to stick with a cute Southern theme :) I have a ...

A.   11 April 2012: Huey, Dewey, and Louie!... (read in full...)

Tight foreskin?

Q.   So I have had the experience my whole life of a tight foreskin that won't retract over the head of my penis and it never really bothered me that much. Recently though I lost my virginity (with a condom) and during penetration the foreskin was forced ...

A.   10 April 2012: You need to go to your doctor, as "THKW" suggests, and he will probably prescribe a steroidal cream to put on your foreskin to soften it.... (read in full...)

Can it be harmful to have sex during a period?

Q.   So..me and my girlfriend had sex while she was on her period. ( please don't judge) I was wondering if this was bad in any kind of way? Like can it harm our bodies and stuff like that. Thank You...

A.   9 April 2012: If you don't know these basics, don't have sex! It's illegal in most States at your age anyway, for precisely this reason - you are not ready.... (read in full...)

I'm insecure because I'm not the hot blonde but a short Asian!

Q.   So lately alot of people have been saying im pretty or beautiful. But i just pass it off thinking theyre just saying that because they feel bad for me, theyre my friends, or theyre my family. Whenever i look in the mirror at myself i dont see the ...

A.   9 April 2012: Plastic, pneumatic and manufactured blondes (American?) are considered "hot" by many, but I wouldn't go near one - just TOO fake. You are genuine and true to yourself, which is FAR more attractive. and you will have no trouble in finding some... (read in full...)

Minty tingles while giving head?

Q.   dear cupid, soo, i've heard that if you chew gum while giving head or suck on a breath mint or something like that right before you do it, the mintiness will cause a kind of tingling sensation for the guy. what i want to know is, does it actually...

A.   4 April 2012: In the UK, Trebor Extra Strong mints DEFFO work on me! Yee-hah!!!!!!!... (read in full...)

Is it wrong to spank your kids?

Q.   My mother thinks im cruel because i spank my two year old. I am not ashamed that i do. I only spank him on the rump when hes doing something he knows he shouldnt do. For instance getting into the trash, taking silverware out of the dishwasher, ...

A.   2 April 2012: The key here is "when he's doing something he knows he shouldn't do". He KNOWS that he is being deliberately defiant, so he should know what to expect. At that age, he cannot understand reasoned argument and the concept of personal responsibility, ... (read in full...)

Is this an orgasm? If so, how can I get my boyfriend to make me have one?

Q.   Hey, What I'm going to ask is a little personal. But I'm wondering what really is an orgasim and if I've experienced one? Ive tried to research first to see if I have but I can never find what I've experienced When I'm rubbing my clit, afte...

A.   2 April 2012: I strongly recommend that you Google "Clitoral", a website by women, for women, mainly about the female orgasm and ways to achieve it. Or PM me.... (read in full...)

The relationship with my boss has grown strained. Why?

Q.   I'm married and have been working with my married male boss (who is the same age as me) for a few months now. We seem to get along well and he often confides in me about other colleagues, buys me little work-related trinkets and I've even had a ...

A.   1 April 2012: Perhaps somebody has said something to his wife? If the way he appears to favour you is common knowledge, it does seem likely, and therefore he is playing safe in order to silence the rumour mill? Nothing to do with this issue, but I wish this site... (read in full...)

I need help to get past a bad sexual experience

Q.   Hi everyone. When I was 15 I had my first experience with sex. It was with a guy that was a few years older than me and took advantage of me. I didn't want what was happening to happen but I couldn't say no because I was scared. When he asked if I ...

A.   1 April 2012: Do not try to handle this alone, go and see a counsellor.... (read in full...)

How would you describe this text?

Q.   How would you describe this text message sent by a male friend to me after I had asked about a drink and he said to me you will have to be quick. 'You know i love nothing better than a woman who comes quickly'. Is this classed as a jokey, in...

A.   30 March 2012: Of course it has a double meaning: he is being suggestive in a flirty, sexual way and testing the water........ (read in full...)

I don't like being a laughing stock!

Q.   Dear cupid I am a petite person. yesterday my bf (of 2 years) told me one of our common friends was teasing abt me that how my how short i look when i drive, how tiny my arms feet look and how i look like an egg plant.... I asked him how he ...

A.   30 March 2012: Unforgivable. "AuntyEm" gives him the excuse of "mateship" when with his friends, but if he isn't big enough to support you whatever the circumstances, is he for you? What is wrong with being short, anyway? Good things come in small packages... (read in full...)

What are the boundaries of cheating?

Q.   Ok so I feel like I should know this already but I don't. What are the true boundaries of cheating on ur bf/gf ??? Cause one of my friends thinks it's when u have sex with someone else, another thinks it's when u make out with someone else, so ...

A.   30 March 2012: Cheating is definitely not limited to things sexual. Emotional involvement is equally disloyal and it all depends on the intention; I like "Eyespy17"'s definition - "if you have to hide it, you shouldn't be doing it". If you are in a committed rela... (read in full...)

Why did my married collegue keep taking off his wedding ring at lunch?

Q.   Hi ! I just had a business lunch with a male colleague. During the entire time, he kept taking his wedding band on and off and twisting it too. It was not very subtle and a little distracting. What does this mean?...

A.   29 March 2012: Do you make him nervous? It could be a sign that he likes you........ (read in full...)

After 8 months together boyfriend has never made me cum

Q.   I feel really bad writing this but I need some advice :( me and my boyfriend have been together for 8 months and he has never made me come once :/ i know that sounds horrible and selfish but he doesnt even try. He asks for sex and if i want it too...

A.   29 March 2012: OP, of course you can leave - unless all you are staying for is for him to pay the bills? A rather mercenary reason. Think more of your emotional life instead, which you haven't got at the moment. ... (read in full...)

Is wearing a sheer or see thru bathing suit OK?

Q.   My boyfriend (of many years) asked me to remove the lining from a couple of my bikini's, so that when we go to the beach they will be see through. I did this to one of my darker suits, the results being not too dramatic. More noticible on top, but ...

A.   28 March 2012: I would be worried about getting sand on my tongue due to its hanging out so far......... (read in full...)

Stared At by A School Employee... Need Advice!

Q.   So there's guy at my school (he works at the school) and I'm a female student in high school. For some reason during lunch he stares at me. When he is outside supervising kids, he stares at me. Outside in the pick-up and bus areas he stares at me. ...

A.   28 March 2012: Well done, "Stepford", for going against the flow of people who assume perversion as a first recourse. I think you have summarised the situation perfectly; wishful thinking on the part of the OP........ (read in full...)

My boyfriend is videotaping other girls at the beach

Q.   Hi, I went on a vacation with my boyfriend to an all inclusive resort he brought a video camera and I noticed he videotaped other girls at the beach... He was panning in on their breasts and butts and just videotaping girls. There were other video...

A.   28 March 2012: Firstly, I have to say that I would never do anything like that, and I am a photographer - certainly not without permission. I take stills, not video clips anyway. But in the UK, there are NO privacy laws of any sort in the public domain - unless y... (read in full...)

After 8 months together boyfriend has never made me cum

Q.   I feel really bad writing this but I need some advice :( me and my boyfriend have been together for 8 months and he has never made me come once :/ i know that sounds horrible and selfish but he doesnt even try. He asks for sex and if i want it too...

A.   28 March 2012: You are NOT out of order; he is using you as a "hole in the mattress"! If that's all he wants, tell him to go and have a wank, the selfish pig. If he is in the 18-21 age bracket, he should have learned a bit about women and their bodies by now.... (read in full...)

I have a crush on my 7 year older 1st cousin

Q.   I'm a girl and i have a huge crush on my older cousin. She is 7 years older than me but still, everytime when she comes over to our house she is all i can think about. I have known her since i was little and we are very close. But i can't help that ...

A.   26 March 2012: There is no tabu concerning FEMALE relatives! The idea of making liaisons between blood relatives was to prevent birth defects due to inbreeding - you two have no such problems! Just go for it and I wish you luck.... (read in full...)

I want to kiss passionately but nothing else. Is that wrong?

Q.   I am very religious and my boyfriend of 2 years is not. About two months ago he stopped kissing me passionately because he says he finds it easier to control himself because he gets carried away when the making out it gets hot and he really doesn't ...

A.   26 March 2012: You can't have it both ways, OP; you are being unfair to him to want passion but not carry it further and your bf is doing his best to respect your wishes of no sex, but do you realise how difficult it is for a bloke to hold back once aroused? I... (read in full...)

Have I missed out by not having sexual experiences with any guy other than my boyfriend?

Q.   I lost my virginity a bit later than most and have been with that boy ever since which is four years. I can see myself marrying him one day but I have one problem. He's slept with other girls before me and I feel a bit weird thinking I could marry ...

A.   24 March 2012: If you REALLY want to do it and think this will haunt you for all your married life, go for it now. Better now than let it eat away at you during your marriage until you can hold out no longer and become unfaithful - and lose your husband. I bet ... (read in full...)

We had sex for the first time then he told me about all the other girls he had

Q.   Hes been with a lot of other girls, and I want to be the last one. We just had sex for the first time, and when he was taking me home he started talking about all the other girls hes had. It made me feel really bad, but i didnt tell him cause I know ...

A.   24 March 2012: On the money as usual, "C.G." - this bloke is a player and won't change. He has already hurt you and will continue to do so. Recommended course of action? Get out before you get hurt any more and put it down to experience, then find someone wort... (read in full...)

Why does my husband like to mentally undress my female unattractive friend?

Q.   My husband has admitted that he likes to undress my female friend whom we have met on two occasions, mentally in his mind. However, he claimed that he doesn't find her attractive and is not fantasizing about having sex with her but merely her figure ...

A.   24 March 2012: "YouWish", we men are visual creatures, programmed by nature to look. Women are not wired in the same way, so your analogy is a non sequitur. As to your question, OP, that's more tricky; maybe he just likes her big boobs?... (read in full...)

Question for the guys: Why do married men flirt?

Q.   I have a question from you guys. Why married men flirt? They want to get in to your pants? They want to add just a little flavor to their day? Or to see if they are still capable of attracting someone? So what is it? Why I am always a target, ok I ...

A.   24 March 2012: You have answered your own question...."ok I am a beautiful woman". You must know by now at age 30+ that men are programmed by nature to look - and more, if they can get away with it! Be happy that you have still got it; it may not last long... (read in full...)

Is there any way to delubricate? I get wet easily.

Q.   my bf and i. had a fool around kiss and touching. im scared that he finds out i get wet easily. if he kiss me i get wet easily. how will is stop getting orgasm and wet easily?? please i need some help!! and a dicharge after i get orgasm...

A.   21 March 2012: Tell him - he will LOVE it! ... (read in full...)

Am I wrong for being curious about what she is doing when she is on this game for up to 8 hours a day?

Q.   My girlfriend plays World of Warcraft from anywhere from 3 to 8 hours a day.When I walk by her I sometimes stop to look at her "whisper" box to see who she's talking to. She has become increasingly upset at this,telling me I'm annoying and rude ...

A.   20 March 2012: My guess is that she is having an emotional affair with someone; perhaps you should investigate more?... (read in full...)

Why does he put an xo in some of his messages?

Q.   i'm 25 yr old. and i would like to know from guys and girls, what does it mean when a guy (27 yrs) pus an xo at the end his email to me? he started by doing it not me, and not at the end of all them just some. sometimes a x, xo, xx. help i really ...

A.   19 March 2012: x = kiss; o = hug.... (read in full...)

I'm constantly in a nervous state when its time for a family dinner.

Q.   My boyfriend and I have been together for a year an a half. Obviously you get past that phase where you're so wrapped up in love you think eveything is wonderful and now I'm seeing some problems. We have big family dinners every 2nd month in my fa...

A.   17 March 2012: Aunty, you said what I was about to say as I read this post! It's all about respect, and he has none, not even for himself.... (read in full...)

B/f loves me but he's close to his best female friend and it makes me very uncomfortable

Q.   My fiance is in love with his best friend. They have known eachother since they were very young and have always been close. They used to 'play dirty', like most kids do I guess, when they were about 7. They grew up together and he tried to start a ...

A.   16 March 2012: It looks like you are dealing with polyamory here. It's not often that I'm at a loss as to how to help, but if your mind-set isn't the same as his there may not be a solution. I think I'll pass this over to those older and wiser aunt... (read in full...)

Why do guys find flexible girls sexy?

Q.   Why do guys find it sexy if a girl can do the splits or can wrap their legs around their neck, basically be flexible?...

A.   16 March 2012: Do you REALLY have to ask that question?!!!... (read in full...)

How do you know if someone is right for you?

Q.   How do you know when you're with someone for the long-term, and whether it can last? I'm just wondering if I'm overthinking my relationship with my boyfriend of a year. Basically, he has excellent qualities, he's a good person, I love him. Bu...

A.   16 March 2012: If you have to ask - he isn't.... (read in full...)

How do I get over my younger FWB?

Q.   I have left my 19 year old FWB and now I miss him more then ever. I have gone in a depression mode. At first it was just all for sex and then i started having feelings for him. I want a relationship with him but he doesnt. I really dont think he ...

A.   14 March 2012: FWB = Friend With Benefits, NOT a relationship, nor exclusivity. What did you expect?... (read in full...)

How can I cover up a hickey on my breast?

Q.   I am 21 and I am in a relationship with the most amazing man in the world. We have been together for 9 years (we were in the same class when we were 12)and now live together at his parents house while we save for our own place. Anyway, last night ...

A.   14 March 2012: Put a waterproof plaster on it and say you have a weepy spot there.... (read in full...)

I don't feel comfortable traveling outside of my town but if I don't I may lose my benefits!

Q.   This isn't a relationship problem, but i hope someone can help. I am currently receiving Jobseeker's Allowance, which are benefits we have here in the UK. I tried to get on Disability Benefits once. You ahve to have an assessment, but i failed it ...

A.   13 March 2012: I understand your problem, having had some experience of it with others. I'm afraid that if you don't make it clear to those at the Job Centre (request a confidential interview, not in the open area), you will have to comply with their demands. A... (read in full...)

At 21, all of the good looking women are taken and all that's left are "leftovers"

Q.   Ive gotten to a point where no women is good enough for me to date. At 21 all of the good looking women are taken and all that's left are "leftovers". I feel I owe it to myself to find the best the world has to offer and I haven't seen it in ...

A.   11 March 2012: If women complain about you all the time, haven't you got the message yet?... (read in full...)

At 21, all of the good looking women are taken and all that's left are "leftovers"

Q.   Ive gotten to a point where no women is good enough for me to date. At 21 all of the good looking women are taken and all that's left are "leftovers". I feel I owe it to myself to find the best the world has to offer and I haven't seen it in ...

A.   10 March 2012: Yes "Aunty", I agree; either that or this post is utter bullshit! However, on the outside chance that there actually is some substance to it, let me say that it is never too late. At my advanced years (Nope, I'm not saying how many), I found my... (read in full...)

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