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I should apologize from now if I ever come off as cruel, irritable or downright evil. It's not my intention, just sometimes, there are questions people should already know the answer to.
Most of my advice comes from observing the people in my life and using the advice I gave them to help other people - sadly enough, people rarely listen to me in real life...Even when I'm usually right.
I love talking to people and I love helping them with their problems. So you will see me around!
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Caught my son masturbating, should I buy him some condoms, sextoys and an informative book?
Q. just rececetly i caught my 13 year old son masturbating naked on top of his bed i saw his penis and pubes, this hasnt effected our relationship but i was wondering if i should buy him some condoms and other stuff like a masturbation and sex book or ...
A. 20 July 2008: Oh yeah, condoms and sex toys will definitely hope!
While you're at it, you should get him a subscription to Penthouse or Playboy - He will LOVE you for that one!
Dear God, what a joke...... (read in full...)
I am very attracted to a sweet, nerdy guy, thing is, I want to date him, he likes me according to friends, my problem is, if I date him, I don't want him to tell a lot of people, is this mean?
Q. I really fancy a guy, I haven't seen him in a few weeks so i texted him. He hasn't replied and I think he may be on holiday. But his friends tol me he liked me. The thing is he is a bit of a nerd... and it would destroy my reputation a bit to go ou...
A. 18 July 2008: Oh dear God, you're 13-15, like your reputation is that big of a deal!
Save this boy some heartbreak and don't date him at all, wouldn't want to taint your reputation, now would you?
When you like someone, you should be proud to be a in relat... (read in full...)
At 26, should I stick to sex with guys or try switching to girls?
Q. I am 26 years old and never had sex with a girl, only guys, I never had the loving for girls, until few months ago, what is the best way to see if I like girls,as i am trying chatting a going clubbing but cant get any girls, should i just stick to ...
A. 17 July 2008: Nothing wrong with a little experimenting! If you want to switch to girls for a bit, then hell, go ahead and enjoy!
Don't listen to Dr.V, we're wonderful creatures ;] He's just a little cranky. And the anonymous agony uncle.
It's MEN who ... (read in full...)
Scared for life, walked in on my mom and dad having sex, how do I behave now, also I think it affected me in a negative way, help me out?
Q. walking in on mum and dad.... HELP!!!...
A. 17 July 2008: AHHHH! Oh man, THAT must've been an eye opener for you, I empathize with you having to see that hun. At least it wasn't your grandparents? I suggest you try and push that image to the back of your mind! Unless there's a possibility of it h... (read in full...)
My mother criticizes me all the time, it is affecting my self confidence and worse, what do I do, to get her to stop?
Q. My mum is very very controlling and I dont know how to get her to stop being like this.. I am almost 20 and I have to be home at half past 10 every night!! She goes in the huff if I stay at my boyfriends, She shouts at me if I dont eat the lun...
A. 17 July 2008: Best way to get her to back off?
Move out. Pack up your stuff and leave, I'm sorry but your mother has some issues; take it from a girl who's been facing critcism from her own mother since she was 7.
It's the only way she's going to complet... (read in full...)
Could I go out with a younger guy?
Q. Hiya, Theres this guy i work with and well lately we've been talking a lot and getting quite close. Hes such a nice guy and were getting along so well. The thing is.. hes 17, 18 next april and i'm 18, 19 in two months. People keep saying you c...
A. 17 July 2008: Of course you can go out with him, the age difference isn't that much!
The only thing is, depending on where you live in the US, he would be a minor and you could get in trouble if you two had sex.
Wikipedia "age of consent" to find out; you ma... (read in full...)
The constant male attention she receives is causing me some self-confidence issues...
Q. Hello everybody, I have a beautiful girlfriend who I love very much...however the constant male attention she receives is causing me some self-confidence issues. I'm not exactly the worlds best looking bloke, so how do I deal with better lookin...
A. 16 July 2008: You need to look at these guys in a different light.
These are the guys she COULD have. But never will because she has you and do you know why?
Because you're quite the catch and she LOVES YOU. Not them, YOU!
Does your girlfriend even car... (read in full...)
I can't handle my hormones! How do I stay a virgin?
Q. im a 13 yr old girl have have size D boobs, i love them and get lots of attention for the boys beacuse of it, i,e they squeeze them and stuff. i really love it when they do andi get really really horeny aout it all the time, i feel like if i dont ...
A. 16 July 2008: Okay this is just my perspective:
You LIKE the attention.
If you didn't want them groping your breasts, they would know it. Giggling and saying "Guys stop it!" is not the way to get them to stop, it's only going to spur them on more.
This is... (read in full...)
Should I have sex or not?
Q. Could you try and help plz me and this boy are on about having sex i dont know wether i should go on with it or not hes a lovley boy and i do like him its just i think im a bit scared as we will be doing it outside (probably in a bush) it will also ...
A. 16 July 2008: When in doubt : DON'T do it.
The second you question whether you want to or not shows that you are not prepared for this kind of step and it would best if you waited.
As for sex in a bush? Oh no! Losing your virginity should be special, you'll ... (read in full...)
Teen hormones plus unrequited love...
Q. i love someone but they dont love me but i want to have sex with him but he dosnt know i want to have sex what should i do?...
A. 16 July 2008: Oh dear lord, no sweetie, sex will NOT make him love you back.
And if your age is stated correctly, you are WAY too young to be even thinking about sex! You are in no way mentally, emotionally or even physically prepared for that sort of committm... (read in full...)
Did he get angry because he didn't have sex with her and felt he had wasted his time?
Q. My daughter has just asked me advice but living in a different age cant help her really - so can you please? She has just returned from a holiday with a friend of hers. She met a young man who wanted sex but she held back which is very admirabl...
A. 16 July 2008: Your daughter deserves an award for what she did!
This guy is a Grade A ASSHOLE. If that was my daughter who came to me, I would've hunted him down and slapped some decency into him!
He probably thought she was easy when he met her, and felt th... (read in full...)
This guy wants me to send him naked pictures of me
Q. this guy wants me to send him pictures either nude or somewhat nude i dont want to be nude at all not even in bra and underwear i really like himm but i dont want to do it. what do i do?...
A. 15 July 2008: DON'T DO IT!
If your age is stated correctly (13-15) you are wayyyy too young to be sending him naked pictures of yourself. Regardless of your age, if it's something you're not comfortable with then you shouldn't do it.
If he's a nice guy, he'l... (read in full...)
Just how risky is the 'pull out' method?
Q. Hi, My partner and I have sex all the time without using protection. I am waiting for my next period to get an implamon though (maybe). I'm also more then aware of the invention of condoms so this is not the advice I am looking for. What I ...
A. 15 July 2008: Well, if you want a child, you will get pregnant by using the withdrawal method...But why bother pull out at all if you're trying to get pregnant?
Your best bet is to go on some form of birth control, I'm afraid. Although there is birth control ... (read in full...)
I'm clueless! I asked a girl out and couldn't believe she said yes! Now what do I do?
Q. Hi there, I recently asked a girl out and I couldn't beleive it when she said yes. However, I don't know where to take her or what to do (I'm clueless!) So women, what would you want to do and where would you want a guy to take you on a firs...
A. 15 July 2008: Aww, you're so sweet!
Well every girl is different on where they want to be taken on a date, but I would suggest a nice restaurant so you can talk and get to know each other better. Then maybe a movie?
You can't go wrong with that combination... (read in full...)
My boyfriend hits me. I need help but I can't get it
Q. I have been with my boyfriend for 3 years. We had a very very different relationship. We were always fine, we argued alot but never anything more really. He is bipolar, very badly. He lives with his mom. He has been to a councelor but stopped ...
A. 15 July 2008: YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM.
TODAY.
His mental illness IS not an excuse for his behaviour; I'm manic depressive (which is basically the same thing as biopolar disorder) and never ONCE would I physically hurt another person even when I was taking mys... (read in full...)
Could I be happy with two different girls?
Q. is it possible for me to happy with 2 different girls? without them knowing. i dont want to lose the girl im with now. and the girl in my past is someone close to me and i dont want to lose her either....
A. 15 July 2008: What are you asking? Is it okay to be with TWO girls?
Um.No. It's not. That's not fair to either girl, they shouldn't have to share you with someone else and if they don't about each other, that also constitutes as CHEATING.
Which is dish... (read in full...)
Can I get into trouble over something I haven't consciously done? I'm scared of my ex's threats!
Q. i have a scary problem, me and my ex have been good friends since we split up, or so i thought,im well known for falling asleep in the middle of a conversation/disscusion/even an argument after a few drinks, what happened tonight i havent a clue, ...
A. 15 July 2008: Go to the police! Your ex sounds like a mad man!
Make sure he stays away from you and don't trust a word that he says - I highly doubt he'll take you to court and even if he tries, there's not enough proof for it to look like more then an accid... (read in full...)
Slept with a few girls but too scared to go to the clinic for a check?
Q. I've slept with a few girls, but too scared to go to clinic what should i do?...
A. 15 July 2008: Well you have two options:
Man up and go to the clinic to get checked out - there's nothing to be scared of, they're not going to cut off your manhood if they find something wrong with it.
They see stuff like this everyday, it's nothing new... (read in full...)
He probably doesn't like me. Should I tell him how I feel anyway?
Q. Hello. I have a question about the relationship with my friend. I have liked him for over a year now. He's liked me in the past, but he might have moved on. He's not willing to date me, however. Or anyone for that matter. Afraid of commitment maybe? ...
A. 15 July 2008: Go ahead and tell him. You'll never know what he's really thinking unless you do!
What have you got to lose?
If you don't ask, you just going to be stuck with a bunch of "what if's" and keep wondering. If he doesn't return your feelings so what... (read in full...)
One of the secretaries has placed an unopened tampon under my personal belongings, any idea why?
Q. Hi I have returned to work in a healthcare organization and share an office with 12 colleagues. A few other secretaries also have access to the room. I don't know any of them too well as I have been away for 2 years. One of the women has placed...
A. 15 July 2008: Sounds like a prank to me - were you in a bad mood that day?
I think thats a not so subtle way of saying: "You're acting like a chick on your period, RELAX!"... (read in full...)
Should I be worried about my sister's relationship with an older man?
Q. Here's another question of does age really matter! My sister, whose almost 19, has recently started dating a 32 year old. I've never met him and neither has any of my family, but her good friend, whose 23 and also knows him and introduced them,...
A. 15 July 2008: No, you shouldn't be worried at all. If your sister is happy with her relationship with her older boyfriend, then you should be happy for her.
Age is only a number and it's not like she's only your age having an affair with a 32 year old MARRIED ... (read in full...)
Does he like it when I moan? Or is it a complete turn off?
Q. When me and my boyfriend have oral sex..Does he like it when I moan? Or is it a complete turn off?...
A. 15 July 2008: Oh yeah he likes it! It lets him know that he's doing something right! Which is VERY good for you and a total ego-boost to him!... (read in full...)
Is it right that I should lie about starting my period?
Q. I'm 13 and my periods have not started, but every one in my year have, i feel like a baby. When people ask - i have to lie and say yes i have, because they will laugh at me. Is this right??...
A. 13 July 2008: You don't have to be embarassed that you haven't started your period yet, you could just be a late bloomer - some girls start their period as late as 16 years old.
If you're really being made fun of about it, then I guess it's not that big of a... (read in full...)
He loves me, but now his wife has found out he doesn't want to know me.
Q. I have been with someone for the past 3 years but found out 6 months ago that he has recently married. Because I love this person so much I agreed to be the other woman. I know that he loves me and he tells me all the time that it was a mistake ...
A. 13 July 2008: This guy is a Grade A jerk and I'm sorry to tell you this sweetie, but he did not marry the other woman, just for 'companionship' - because he had you, and honestly, you should be the one with the ring on your finger if thats way he was going to ... (read in full...)
Should I take back my boyfriend who keeps breaking up with me when he gets angry?
Q. help me and my boyfriend got together in march 08 we broke up in june and since then we keep getting back together but he keeps on breaking us up he told me he still loves me and wants us to get back together again im not sure though i dont w...
A. 13 July 2008: He sounds like a child and definitely, way too immature to take your relationship seriously if he breaks up with you every time you get in a fight instead of trying to work it out.
A relationship NEEDS communication and obviously you two don't ha... (read in full...)
I'm a lesbian, but I've recently found myself wanting to have sex with a guy!
Q. Im a Lesbian, but I want to fuck a guy. I have never been with a guy in my life, so this is wierd, I just have these urges to be with a guy... I kinda know him, but I really dont care, its not about him, I think I might be curious, who knows, maybe ...
A. 10 July 2008: You know, usually people have experimented with both sexes before knowing their sexuality. Even then, you're still young and you won't be completely positive until you're much older.
There's nothing wrong with wanting to sleep with a guy, you have... (read in full...)
Financially dependent on her, using her for sex, hating myself, what do I do?
Q. Wow, so I am in a really bad situation. It really sucks, and I feel like SUCH an asshole for not doing anything about it. Basically, I am in a relationship that I dont want to be in. I dont like her, I for sure dont love her, and I only am with her ...
A. 10 July 2008: Did you not read what I wrote? You are copping out of breaking up with your girlfriend, for your own selfish needs! Stop being a coward and get it over with, you say you're looking for someone to settle down with? GO FIND HER! So your girlf... (read in full...)
My boyfriend is helping his friend write a love song for his girlfriend - Am I making too big a deal of this?
Q. I'm in a really tough situation and i dont know what to do. i am in a relationship, and so is my best friend. our boyfriends are both bestfriends also and usually the four of us get along pretty great. my best friends birthday is coming up so...
A. 10 July 2008: Yeah, you're definitely making too big of a deal out of nothing.
It's just a song, anyone can write a love song dedicated to their favourite sandwich, for goodness sakes!
I'm sure your BF didn't write most of the song, he probably used hi... (read in full...)
I know he probably doesn't feel the same way about me but I want to spend the rest of my life with him!
Q. Dear Cupid: I met this guy last year because of an accident, somehow he got my msn and added me to his contact list. We started chatting everyday and we found ourselves mad about each other. He studied at the States but was born in my city, so...
A. 10 July 2008: I'm sorry to tell you this honey, but I think he just used you. You guys had sex and then the contact diminished. It's been a year since you've talked.
You fell way too fast and harder for him, then he "fell" for you.
Now perhaps because ... (read in full...)
Can my friend be pregnant from being fingered?
Q. my friend was fingered at a party but it wasn't like a typical party no alcohol or anything it was a barbeque and the guy that was there had been there for over 2 hours, shes freaking out because she hasn't had her period yet and she was supposed to ...
A. 9 July 2008: No she's not pregnant; you CANNOT be impregnated from fingering or oral sex.
She's way too immature to be participating in any sexual activities if she doesn't know what will get her pregnant and what won't.
Tell her during the first couple of ... (read in full...)
My period is always regular. Now I'm 11 days late and I'm worried.
Q. im almost 14 years old and i got my period for the first time in janurary 2008. i always get my period on time. but now its july and im 11 days late! this has never happened to me before and ive never had sex in my life! whats happening? is t...
A. 8 July 2008: There's nothing to worry about if you haven't had sex and you're still new to your menstrual cycle.
For the first couple of years, your period tends to be irregular so it may be hard to keep track of when it's supposed to happen and when it's not... (read in full...)
After Sex for Two Years, How Do I get Him Into a Real Relationship?
Q. Im 16 Years old and mature for my age.For the past 2 years i've been in a sexual relationship with a 21 year old neighbours son.I went to school with his brother. I'm really keen to get into a relationship with him, however ,sometimes, it feels like ...
A. 8 July 2008: He's using you, plain and simple. He has no desire of getting into a relationship with you and the only reason he says "We'll have to see" is to keep stringing you along with false hope...While he continues to get into your pants.
I'm not even goi... (read in full...)
I'm having problems with my boyfriend and ended up cheating on him
Q. im seventeen. my boyfriend has been having mood swings toward me , and he takes his anger for his family out on me, not only do i feel distant from him but i feel he is not the same person i fell in love with a year ago. we haven't had sex in two ...
A. 8 July 2008: It's time to break it off with this boy. It was over before you cheated and now it's definitely over because you've cheated on him.
Explain your reasons for breaking up with him : you don't feel the same, his mood swings have put a strain on your ... (read in full...)
Is this a big age gap??
Q. im 13 and there's this boy that i really like but he's 16. We hang out alot and we always enjoy each other's company. but i want to know is it a big age difference? and should we stay friends and don't be more than that?...
A. 8 July 2008: 3 years is not that big of a deal, but at your age, I would suggest you and this boy just remain friends.
If it becomes something more, then that's great for you, just make sure nothing sexual develops between you two - this may frustrate him a bi... (read in full...)
I am small chested, and concerned with my image, any advice for me?
Q. Well this is going to sound akward, but anyways, we were on a school trip a while ago and everyone was wearing vest tops and obvoiusly you could see the shape of there breasts and stuff - okay so that sounded totally strange! but I dont have much of ...
A. 8 July 2008: You're still young, your boobs will grow - the best way to figure out what size you're going to be is to look at the women on your dad's side of the family.
It's strange but that's where you get your chest from.
There's nothing wrong with being... (read in full...)
My boyfriend told his family I cheated on him, when it was the opposite, now they treat me badly, help?
Q. SORRY ITS SO LONG BUT PLEASE READ! im really confused about whether its a good idea to stay woth my boyfriend, we were together for 2 and a hlaf years and then 1 night i was out with my friends when one of my boyfriends friends came up to me showi...
A. 8 July 2008: Don't put up with this guy and his crap any longer : Dump him.
This relationship has taken a turn for the worst.
The fact that he slept with your best friend behind your back ( get rid of her too, best friends don't screw around with thei... (read in full...)
My boyfriend always ogles younger girls!
Q. Hi everyone! I have an ongoing issue, and I have sadly reached a conclusion. But I need input. My boyfriend is 12 yrs younger than me. I am 53 and he is 41. We have been living together for 2 yrs. The issue is that he ogles younger girls when...
A. 8 July 2008: Alright, if he was just doing a little staring at the pretty girls as they walked by, I would chalk that up to him being male and tell you it means nothing at all.
But excessive staring? Even if the girl has a boyfriend? And coming home with pho... (read in full...)
She's married and says she'll leave her husband but hasn't yet...give it up or hold on?
Q. I started an affair with a married woman some 2 years ago now although had worked with each other 3 years before. She was unhappy in her marriage and wanted to be loved. I was wary of getting involved since we worked with each other and obviously we ...
A. 8 July 2008: I'm sorry hun, but this woman has no intention of leaving her husband. No matter how much you hope and pray, you're only her piece on the side and she's not going to give up having 2 men just to be with you.
My advice is to bite the nail on the h... (read in full...)
Shall I wait to have sex with her until she becomes of legal age?
Q. ive been with my girlfriend for a while now, and the only worry iv really had is about the age difference (3 years), but that turned out to be ok after me meeting her dad and her parents being ok with me. although im 16 and shes 13 (16 is the lega...
A. 8 July 2008: Oh no, honey, she's only 13 - no matter how old she looks or acts, she's still a child and is still underage. You're the older one and you will get in trouble if anyone finds out, whether you are the age of consent or not. It all comes down to the ... (read in full...)
Why is he picking fights and not spending time with me?!
Q. Hi I have been with my boyfriend for 11 months now...at about 6 months into our relationship he told me that he wanted to get married anf spend the rest of his life with me...he had never had a serious relationship before this so i was sc...
A. 8 July 2008: Sounds like he's purposely picking all these fights to get you to snap and break up with him.
You say you're his first serious relationship - he's probably having second thoughts about marriage since you're both so young and he doesn't know how... (read in full...)
She gets text messages from an ex. I'm not comfortable wiht it. Should I feel this way?
Q. My girlfriend and I have been together for 3 years now. The whole time, she would get these random text messages from an unsaved phone number. It turns out it is a person (an X for lack of a better term) she had a fling with (before me), and found ...
A. 8 July 2008: You definitely have every right to be concerned, this girl is completely full of it.
No one continuously texts simple little messages like that over a 3 year period and gets no reply! Does she honestly think you're that stupid?
Obviously, sh... (read in full...)
Financially dependent on her, using her for sex, hating myself, what do I do?
Q. Wow, so I am in a really bad situation. It really sucks, and I feel like SUCH an asshole for not doing anything about it. Basically, I am in a relationship that I dont want to be in. I dont like her, I for sure dont love her, and I only am with her ...
A. 6 July 2008: Oh god, you asshole!
That had to be said - what the hell are you doing with this girl if you only use her as a sex toy and a piggy bank? Now you purposely plan on hurting her by having sex with someone else?! And then you hope she'll find out and ... (read in full...)
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