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The only time my girlfriend has orgasmed was with an ex boyfriend.

Q.   We're together for a few months, our sex is great but she can't orgasm with me. I asked her why and she said she can't orgasm and that she had just one orgasm in life once with other guy in the past. I'm very jealous and insecure about that and d...

A.   20 March 2018: Why are so many men fixated on size? Your penis sounds completely fine in regard to size. What DOESN'T sound fine is your attitude towards your girlfriend. If you are truly so jealous and insecure that what she said will stay with you and affect ... (read in full...)

My ex has said sorry after many years, but I want her to apologise for more!

Q.   My ex apologised in a MSG many years after we broke up but all she said was sorry things were said. A lot more than things were said and I'm not an emotional person. She went out of her way to get to me on numerous occasions because I wasn't b...

A.   20 March 2018: I read something somewhere once which has stayed with me to this day as it rang so true. I am going to share it with you in case it helps you. Holding onto a grudge is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. Tip the cup a... (read in full...)

I resent his laziness! What do I do?

Q.   Hey everyone I have been with my partner now for 4 years everything was fine up until we moved in together I have now came to realise how lazy my boyfriend is I mean he doesn’t do anything he doesn’t work he sits around the house all day on his ...

A.   19 March 2018: I am not sticking up for him, because I hear what you are saying about him being lazy with little (if any) ambition to change. However, before you call it a day on the relationship, try sitting him down and telling him you are thinking of leavi... (read in full...)

I need advice on stepping back gently from a friend!

Q.   So i have a friend who ive known since i was 9 we are now 40. We do not live near each other about a 2 hour drive away. Its not that i do not want her in my life as she is a nice person and we are there for each other. She has lots of issues (...

A.   19 March 2018: In your shoes I would gradually build up the time between receiving her text and replying. If you reply, this only encourages her to text even more, so leave it a while before you reply. Perhaps, instead of getting in too deep, you could just tex... (read in full...)

Is he just a long distance loser who uses his family?

Q.   I write this post with a heavy heart. I don't even know where to begin..... My boyfriend has had a very bad past. He has chosen to do many things to disappoint his parents, siblings, and other family members. He went to College, is educated, ye...

A.   19 March 2018: Sweetheart, while you are a lovely person for wanting to help this family, this man is not YOUR problem. Stop trying to repair him. His family CHOOSE to let him leach off them (well, the mother does). As you have stated, he is a grown man with a ... (read in full...)

I am thinking of losing my virginity to a stranger.

Q.   Is it a good idea to lose my virginity to a complete stranger? I just broke up with ny bf and I was planning on just making out with another guy but things might escalate....

A.   19 March 2018: You are hurting. You are seeing the loss of your virginity as some sort of "goal". Give yourself time to heal from the break up. Now is not a good time to be making decisions like this. Chill. See friends. Concentrate on enjoying yourself... (read in full...)

23 years as a couple, love my spouse deeply but certain sexual constraints leave me unsatified. What can I do?

Q.   I'm a male in my early 40's, have been married to my spouse for 15 years and we are a couple for +23 years. She has been my only sex partner or lover in all my life, so my experience is limited. We have a very good relationship and 2 great children...

A.   19 March 2018: Speaking from experience, most men are far too rough when giving women oral sex. They seem to have this fixed view that they should attack the clitoris with great gusto. NO! Absolutely NO! It is no wonder she cannot stand you doing that for more ... (read in full...)

Do you consider girl on girl action cheating?

Q.   I am in a relationship for almost 3 years now. My boyfriend is out of the country most of the time. We are apart for months. I love him and I have never had sex wit another man nor have I ever kissed someone else. I haven't even flirted with another ...

A.   18 March 2018: Turn the situation around and ask yourself: how would YOU feel if your boyfriend was having sex with one of his male friends while in a relationship with you? Would YOU feel it was cheating? ... (read in full...)

I feel its time to let go but my heart will be broken

Q.   Hi I’ve been dating my boyfriend for a year and a half. The first year was amazing . We got along really well. Both of us have children .My children are a lot younger than his. My youngest is four. My boyfriends kids are having a hard time with me ...

A.   18 March 2018: You have a clear choice here: break your heart in one swift swoop and start healing, or break it bit by bit, until there is nothing left to break. Given the type of woman you appear to be, I really don't think the heartbreak will be that serious.... (read in full...)

She has cut me completely after our families learnt of our same sex affair

Q.   Hello I fell in love with my same gender best friend of 4 years, we are both married to our husbands with children, had an emotional affair that turned physical for 2 months. We ended the affair but still work in the same building. She has cut me ...

A.   17 March 2018: You could do far worse than taking a leaf out of your ex friend/lover's book and concentrating on making amends for what you have done to your husband (and children, if they know about the affair). To answer your question, I don't think there is... (read in full...)

Do the Aunts think this seems okay at face value?

Q.   Okay, so this has been a big/hectic day. I've been in this relationship 5+ years. It's always been a life partner type scenario. Well today, we got into a fight, words were said, and she threw the "I want to break-up" card. We've had a really rou...

A.   17 March 2018: It would be interesting (for me, at least) to discover what ACTUALLY happens when one of you gets close to someone else. I am pretty sure things will not be as easy or as clear cut as you seem to think they will be. It would ring alarm bells fo... (read in full...)

Should I be worried about what I saw on his phone?

Q.   I have been with my boyfriend for a little over a year now and even have a baby together. I have really bad trust issues with him since I caught him lying about looking at porn and one night hook ups. Recently I looked on his phone and seen that he ...

A.   17 March 2018: Perhaps you should decided whether you trust him or not, and stop snooping on his phone? You are very young and obviously got pregnant soon after meeting him, before you had chance to assess properly what sort of a partner he would make. (I hope ... (read in full...)

Did my wife believe me about the dinner receipt?

Q.   Hi. I am a married man having an affair. My wife went out of town to her mother's for two weeks and I spent that time with my mistress. Last night my wife found a receipt of dinner for 2 when my mistress and I went to a restaurant the day her flig...

A.   16 March 2018: You mean like your wife thought she knew YOU before she found out about your girlfriend? If she didn't know BEFORE she saw the receipt, trust me, she will be hell bent on finding more proof now. Unless she has her own ulterior motives for stay... (read in full...)

Rude and awkward flatmate seems to fancy me. What should I do?

Q.   I'm doing two semesters at another uni and moved in in January, so I'll be here till September. It's a mixed flat and everyone kinda gets on well, I don't dislike anyone including him. I sometimes hang out with them and sometimes with friends I have ...

A.   16 March 2018: I think you are making way more of this than you need to. Your flatmate sounds like he may be a little socially awkward and trying to make up for it by trying too hard to be the opposite, hence his interrogatory manner and constant assurances of how ... (read in full...)

How do approach him about what I heard?

Q.   Hi everyone my boyfriend of 4 years pocket dialled me yesterday while he was at work I overheard him and his mate on about some woman who was fit and my fiancé says I didn’t notice surprisingly we have had trust issues in the past due to his roving ...

A.   16 March 2018: Being engaged to you does not make him blind to the attractions of others. As long as he is only looking (and appreciating), then that should not be cause for alarm. I assume you are inferring in your post that the "I didn't notice" response... (read in full...)

Bf doesn't want to come to my graduation ceremony. Is this an indicator that our relationship is not worth my while?

Q.   My boyfriend of one year does not want to come to my graduation ceremony, and honestly I'm pretty upset but don't know what to do. I don't want to force him, and i just dropped the subject. so I don't know what to think of our relationship if he ...

A.   14 March 2018: Have you asked him WHY he doesn't want to come? Have you explained to him how important this is to you and why?... (read in full...)

Family and friends want me to present as more "girly girl."

Q.   I’m a girl, I’m not really girly but I don’t dress like a guy either. I just prefer to wear normal casual clothes like a crop top a bomber and nice jeans, vs heels and dresses. I don’t wear makeup, I don’t judge people that do but they seem to judge ...

A.   13 March 2018: Oh dear me. If all women were as casual about what they wore, and as comfortable without make-up as you appear to be, do you realize how many industries would crash overnight? You go, girl. Be yourself. Don't let anyone tell you how you should dress ... (read in full...)

Will my ex treat his new girlfriend better because of me? I feel I gave 110%!

Q.   I was in a toxic relationship for almost 3 years. We broke up several times but always got back together. While we had good times, his narcissistic personality traits made things difficult and left me feeling hurt and confused. He tended to be ...

A.   12 March 2018: Sweetheart, you know in your heart he was not right for you. It doesn't matter how great your sex life was (you can't spend your life in bed) or how fond you were of him. You two were just not meant to be together. It doesn't really matter h... (read in full...)

My dad has always put me down and I'm afraid the damage is permanent

Q.   My self esteem has come a long way from the criticism I experienced from my dad. Currently I have a good job and a happy relationship. Some days though I feel down. My dad always had something negative to say, from the way I sung in my church to ...

A.   12 March 2018: If only parents realized what harm they can do their children. Having said that, you have succeeded in moving on in the sense that you have a good job and a happy relationship. Hold onto those positives in your life. Your dad's attitude towards ... (read in full...)

I pushed him away, do I still have a chance?

Q.   I met a really great guy in January but pushed him away with my insecurities. We live 2 hours apart but he always called/texted/facetimed me first. Two weeks into us getting to know each other I saw that some girl commented on a Facebook picture. He ...

A.   11 March 2018: I think you are asking the wrong question here. You need to be asking "Why am I like this and what can I do to stop?" This guy has dodged a bullet. Now you need to leave him alone (although I somehow doubt you will) and work on healing yourself... (read in full...)

Why do I feel so rotten when he hurt me so much?

Q.   I made a huge mistake, I've been in a relationship for many years, I have been hurt very badly. Yet I continued to go back time and time again. Long story short he is in a bad place and I tried to be nice and it back fired, now all the I'm sorry's ...

A.   11 March 2018: Because you are a nice person and nice people don't like hurting others, regardless of what hurt they have suffered at their hands. Now you need to be nice to YOURSELF. Guilt is a completely useless emotion. It achieves nothing. Put YOURSELF... (read in full...)

She says her married boyfriend will get jealous if we have sex.

Q.   I met this girl, after speaking for weeks, we met for casual sex. It was great and she seemed to be enjoying it. We were probably busy for 2-3 hours. She even asked me to whip her, first time for me but she enjoyed it. She was good and was eager to ...

A.   11 March 2018: She's using you to make him jealous. Is this all you think yo are worth? Cut contact, block her and find yourself someone who is interested in you and you alone. She is only interested in her married bloke. YOU DESERVE BETTER. ... (read in full...)

What should I do with a badly behaved dog?

Q.   I have a bit of a problem and just wanting advice. I have a dog but I have had for 10 years since I was 20 years old I probably been through more with the dog than anyone in my life. he's always been a bit of a problem and recently I am living in a ...

A.   10 March 2018: It sounds like you love your dog very much but it also sounds like he is bored and frustrated when you are not around. To put this into perspective, lock yourself in a small room with absolutely NOTHING in it. All you are allowed to do is sit/lie ... (read in full...)

Do I try to Facebook this aquaintance from my past? Or is it really awkward or inappropriate?

Q.   Yesterday when cleaning.. iv found some old pics of me and my old dance teacher,he was a gay guy we got on well. I was wondering..should I friend request him on Facebook? I’m female and I was not attracted to him!! Im also gay and ...

A.   10 March 2018: What have you got to lose? He can only ignore your request. I suspect, from what you have said though, that he will not ignore it. If you know where he works, why not "bump into him" accidentally and ask if he fancies a coffee and a catch up... (read in full...)

I could be in a relationship if I hadn't pushed him away

Q.   I still have feelings for someone and it has been 4 years now , I feel really odd and obsessive for still having feelings for him . we didn't speak for very long because of my behaviour as I got really worried when he told me he liked me and I ...

A.   9 March 2018: I would concentrate SOLELY on the nasty things he said to you. Whatever you did, there is never a need to be nasty. He could have just walked away. He chose to retaliate with spite. The person you are obsessed with is the person you have built him ... (read in full...)

He's acting as if I don't exist.

Q.   Should I try to make this work? Me and my boyfriend took a little break from each other because of him constantly keeping in touch with his ex that he got out of a relationship with because of me a few months ago. We worked it out and things were ...

A.   9 March 2018: Why do you think you are not worth better than this? You KNOW he is not only texting his ex but asking for nude pictures. Look in the mirror, tell yourself loudly and firmly, "I am worth more than this", then dump his sorry backside and leave hi... (read in full...)

I like him but can't take the disresect anymore.

Q.   Hi. I met a guy recently and we stared talking online . He said he is looking for something serious with me and is not here to waste time. At first I tried to invest my time in him by answering his calls in the morning and at night which ruined my ...

A.   9 March 2018: So he is only nice if you do exactly as he wants the second he wants? And even then it is not what YOU want. Also, for someone who has never even met you to be saying he wants something serious with you - surely that has to ring alarm bells. ... (read in full...)

What is the best way to end my obsession with my co-worker?

Q.   Hello, I am a happily a married woman with a 4yr old daughter and an awesome husband. With that said I want nothing more than to have crazy (50 shades of grey) sex with my coworker who is also married with 3 kids and one on the way. It started ...

A.   9 March 2018: So, you are being unfaithful to your husband. Don't pretend that, just because you and your lust buddy haven't done anything physical yet, you have not been unfaithful. You are taking away energy from your marriage and investing it in this lothario. ... (read in full...)

She wants my opinion, but if shr knew what my opinion was, she wouldn't want it!

Q.   I've got a friend I've known since kindergarten. We've been through a lot and our friendship is strong. I care about her, but I'm not blind. She is pretty self-centered. Over the years we worked on our relationship and I had to set up some boundari...

A.   7 March 2018: Firstly, the child will not be a child forever. While it MAY help with her feelings of loneliness, it is not like having a partner of equal age. The child will be completely reliant on her for the first few years of its life. What will she do for ... (read in full...)

What if I’m not his first?

Q.   I've recently fallen in love with one of my guy friends who has been in love with me for 8 years but I never felt the same until now. I don't know for sure if he's a virgin or not, he's very good at somethings but feels a little "shy" in others. ...

A.   5 March 2018: Seriously? You expected him to wait 8 years in the vague hope you would one day give him a chance and abstain from all contact with other females in the meantime? I would strongly suggest you do not ask whether you are his first. If he voluntee... (read in full...)

I haven’t heard from him in 3 days!

Q.   Hi guys thanks for reading. I need help please and advise on what to do. I’ve been talkin to a guy I met on a dating site. We have meet up a few times, talk on the phone and text. But I havnt heard from him in 3 days. I only sent 1 text saying ‘...

A.   5 March 2018: What are you waiting for? Drop him a message, asking "Everything ok?" There could be 101 reasons why he has not got in touch, ranging from personal to business. There is nothing to say you have to sit there and wait for him to get in touch. Perhaps ... (read in full...)

Should I try a free cuddle buddy website?

Q.   Does anyone have experience with free cuddle buddy websites or know anyone who has used one? I may sign up for one and would like to hear other people's experiences with it because I'm not ready for another relationship, but I do miss being cuddles ...

A.   4 March 2018: I am sure there must be a forum or two out there which caters for this sort of "therapy". As you say you have already done research into this, perhaps you need to do a little more and find such a forum? You would be better posting your question on ... (read in full...)

I used to love my friend but now she gives me anxiety

Q.   A few years ago, I was very close with my friend. We had similar interests and always had a conversation topic. However, since last August, she seemed very cold and distant. She started hating anything I liked and sided with anyone else in a...

A.   4 March 2018: I suspect your friend (assuming she is the same age as you) is just being a teenager. She is taking out her hormonal moods and tempers on you because she knows you well and feels safe doing so. She doesn't feel this safe and comfortable with others, ... (read in full...)

Should I try a free cuddle buddy website?

Q.   Does anyone have experience with free cuddle buddy websites or know anyone who has used one? I may sign up for one and would like to hear other people's experiences with it because I'm not ready for another relationship, but I do miss being cuddles ...

A.   4 March 2018: I can't imagine you will get many (if any) replies from people with actual experience of what you are thinking of trying. After all, it is not something exactly main stream. (I suspect most people will consider it a bit weird and a bit creepy.) Most ... (read in full...)

Why are other people so negative?

Q.   Why are people always negative or trying to make me feel small. What is it that I do? From a young age, I have always had to deal with negativity. As a result I have become auto-pilot positive in response (could call it defensive). I often realised...

A.   4 March 2018: OK, think aloud here and totally shooting in the dark (because I don't know you or your friends, and I have obviously not been there when these discussions have occurred). Is it possible you change as a person when things are going well for you?... (read in full...)

How should I reply to his text?

Q.   Hi Thank you for reading. I dated a guy for 7 months last year. He dumped me in late December, saying that he felt that our relationship wasn’t moving forward as quickly as he wanted. He wanted me to move in with him and I didn’t feel ready...

A.   3 March 2018: What do you WANT to do? Personally, I would ignore the text completely. You are doing ok without him. In fact, you are doing well without him. Why get back in contact with someone you feel let you down when you needed them most? Fair weather ... (read in full...)

His female friend makes me uncomfortable!

Q.   My boyfriend's female friend makes me uncomfortable. He is always adoring me most times. But when we all hang out and she drinks, she rubs his head,or hugs him when I leave the room; she lifted his shirt to see his belt buckle design. It drives me ...

A.   3 March 2018: I assumed this was a post by a teenager, then saw your age. Sweetheart, you are better than this! He may have known her for a long time but he chose to date YOU. Either this is just normal behaviour for her after years of friendship with him, or ... (read in full...)

I think I’m falling for someone who has a woman!

Q.   I think im falling for someone who has a woman.... We met at my job about 4 months go, when his lady was on her way to jail.. She has to sit out a year and a half in there, ans though they're still "together" hes still spending all hos time with me ...

A.   2 March 2018: Cheating can never be justified - even if your boyfriend is doing it. You have gone from one cheater to another (he hasn't yet but you know he probably will). If he is cheating WITH you, he will cheat ON you. Dump the boyfriend. You don't sound li... (read in full...)

How should I react to this coversation between him and her?

Q.   Ok, so I am going out with an older man, he is 16 years older than me(me 30 he is 46), divorced no children,we get along really well,and he treats me super nice,he is a gentleman and much more,we don’t have a lot of time of being together,yet we ...

A.   2 March 2018: I can understand her wanting a photograph before meeting him (search Suzy Lamplugh and see what can happen to loan females showing people round properties). She may have forwarded the photograph on to a friend/colleague "just in case". Nothing weird ... (read in full...)

I friend zoned him, he is trying to be more, which annoys me!

Q.   I have known this guy for 4 months, everything was good and we had a very good connection. After a while, he started falling for me, he confessed his feeling to me and he wanted a relationship. He was so desperate for my love which turned me off a ...

A.   2 March 2018: Take some advice from someone who has been there and experienced that. You two have very different agendas. Being his "best friend" is not going to work. He wants more. The only way forward is to break all contact until he has moved on. Even then ... (read in full...)

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