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18 and I've never had a boyfriend...

Q.   Hey. I'm 18 and I've never had a boyfriend. I haven't had my first kiss yet. I find it kind of embarrassing because most of my friends have lost their virginity by now and been a few relationships. The reason I haven't had any experience with guys ...

A.   14 February 2011: If they are judging you they aren't your friends. Don't change because society says you have to. Live your life at your own pace and don't worry about what other people think.... (read in full...)

He has my number so why hasn't he asked me out?

Q.   Hello, I've recently met a boy, who is my age. (I'm 20) We have hung out in a group three times We have each others phone numbers, although he hasn't asked me out. But he hasn't asked me out yet. There is intense eye contact each time we hang...

A.   12 February 2011: If you like him why don't you ask him out instead? Maybe he's shy. Too many relationships that could have been never came to be because the guy was shy and the girl thinks its the man's job to ask them out.... (read in full...)

She can't decide what she wants, should I even bother anymore?

Q.   Ok, first off sorry for the length. Here's the preface. I'm a 23 y/o virgin. The girl in question knows this before we start hanging out, thanks to an ex-friend I have since cut out of my life. So I tell this girl I've been hanging out with ...

A.   19 October 2010: You don't need this shit in your life. For all you know your mood swings and depression are solely caused by her. This female is not a woman she is a girl, a girl that is playing with your feelings as if they were her own little barbie doll. Sinc... (read in full...)

Can you give a guy a blowjob even if you have a sore throat?

Q.   Can you give a guy a blowjob even if you have a sore throat?...

A.   7 October 2010: Bacteria in the throat will most likely not affect the penis because bacteria are specialized to attach themselves to throat tissue and cannot easily latch themselves onto other types of tissue. As for you. You're good as long as it doesn't ... (read in full...)

My addiction to sex is causing problems!

Q.   Hello all, I don't know how to go on about my situation but I'm addicted to sex. Its really embarrassing but I know I need advice. I have stopped masturbating for almost 2months now but I know there is a problem because whenever I talk to girls, e...

A.   7 October 2010: Why the hell did you stop masturbating? Masturbating would definitely help with the erections when talking to girls.... (read in full...)

Does weight matter to men?

Q.   Does weight matter to men? I am 5 feet 6.5 inches and i wear a size 15 pants. (i dont know what i weigh but i think i am about 180) So tell honestly do men care about weight?...

A.   2 October 2010: It does vary from guy to guy but on the hole I think physical appearance is more important to guys than girls. It's really shallow but we're hardwired to be that way. It is about the same as a girl finding a guy more attractive just because he has a ... (read in full...)

Help... I don't feel like I fit in because I don't drink or go out partying!

Q.   I began college a month ago (I went early, I turn 18 in a few months' time) and I'm having trouble relating properly to people because almost everyone else here is going out drinking and partying till really late and I can't. It doesn't seem like ...

A.   2 October 2010: If all the guy said was that you were a "hot girl" your self esteem should be boosted not crushed. You have got to think like a guy with his friends here. If I met a girl I really liked I would tell my friends that I met a hot girl. Even if sh... (read in full...)

Could two unknown people have the exact same room?

Q.   My boyfriend has been acting weird lately. Like he doesn't care and seems uninterested in me. So i started thinking he is seeing some other girl and decided to snoop in his email. I found pictures of naked girls i his inbox and outbox pictures ...

A.   2 October 2010: He is clearly lying here. You caught him so dead to rights he didn't know what to say. However, you betrayed his trust by checking his PERSONAL email account. It's not the same as sending dic* pics to a girl but you guys have got issues on both s... (read in full...)

He's everything I want in a man, except for his size!

Q.   Recently, I have litterly fell in love with the man of my dreams, he's everything I've ever wanted in a man...except the size of his penis! We have only slept together once, and I do mean sleep! The size of his penis hard is maybe an inch and a ha...

A.   1 October 2010: Sounds like micropenis. There isn't really any practical treatment unfortunately. It really really sucks.... (read in full...)

How can you justify looking at violent or rape porn?

Q.   I don't just mean like being beaten and screaming, I mean the stuff where the woman gets her head shoved in a toilet, where the guy does anything until she cries or gags, etc... Why is that OK to get off on so long as it's not child porn or ...

A.   1 October 2010: Some people just like to see other people dominated. Some people like to be dominated. I'm not that way but I can definitely see how someone could be. It's more common than you think. As long as no one gets really hurt and all the participants are ... (read in full...)

His parents wont accept me as thier daughter inlaw

Q.   Hi My bf yesterday informed me that he cant marry me since his parents wont accept me as their daughter-in-law since im elder to him by 3 yrs and divorcee (no kids though). we are seeing each other for past 1 yr, we started off as friends and then...

A.   30 September 2010: What the hell? Every time I read a post from India it's about something being forbidden that here is not only tolerated but completely normal. I respect the fact that there are different cultures in the world but I think India needs to get on board ... (read in full...)

Have you ever fallen for someone you didn't get along with?

Q.   Guys, have you ever fallen for a girl you did not initially get along with?...

A.   30 September 2010: What are you talking about? That's how I've met all my girlfriends.... (read in full...)

Do guys get surprised when the see what the breasts are shaped like without the bra?

Q.   Are you ready for a nontraditional question? Do guys get pleasantly/nonpleasantly surprised (you decide) when the bras come off their girlfriends? Girls wear all sorts of push up bras, lifting bras etc. that I'm curious if guys get surprise...

A.   30 September 2010: Generally good, but if they look nice and round in a bra and then are really saggy without it, it can be a bummer. It's kind of a misrepresentation in a way. It would be like taking a guy home from a Halloween party dressed as superman and the... (read in full...)

How can you nicely tell someone they are unattractive naked and a lousy lover?

Q.   I am now engaged in a sex-free relationship. I have been with my boyfriend for 3 years, and we probably have sex about once a month. We are both in our twenties. The thing is, I am not attracted to him anymore. I feel superficial because it has t...

A.   30 September 2010: You got to either break up with him or tell him that you have a problem with it. You can't go years in a loveless relationship just because you don't want to hurt this guy's feelings. If he has any love for you or himself he will say "you know wha... (read in full...)

Are we cousins?

Q.   ok so my mom married this guy had two kids then had me with another guy right? so he was my step dad then he died so would his sisters kids still b my cousins? ...

A.   30 September 2010: By marriage yes. Maybe you could call them you step-cousins. If you're wondering if it is OK to fool around with one or something you have got the go ahead.... (read in full...)

Will I keep getting thrush while I am on penicillin?

Q.   hello i have septic tonsilitis and at present on 8 tablets a day using penecillan and now i have got thrush. apparantley it is common so i have bought somthing for thrush a tablet and cream which i have just taken but my question is i dont finish my ...

A.   30 September 2010: Talk to your doctor. He will know and it is important that you get his medical opinion.... (read in full...)

Does having a low IQ affect people's ability to have sex?

Q.   I've got to be honest...I scored below average on an IQ test, and I have made a lot of bad decisions with my life. But the question is...Does having a low IQ affect people's ability to have sex? I mean, it would obviously cloud their judgement. ...

A.   26 September 2010: First of all those IQ tests online are unreliable. But there is a correlation between having an IQ under 70 or over 110 and virginity. Having an IQ over 110 personally I can back this study up. I doubt your IQ is under 70 anyway so as lon... (read in full...)

What do women like/dislike about getting it in the face?

Q.   So I'm with a girlfriend who loves to make me come. She swallows, which is amazing in itself, but she wants me to come other places if I want. I would like to try coming in her face, well, really more like her open mouth, but I've always thought ...

A.   26 September 2010: Maybe she wants to be degraded. Ever think of that?... (read in full...)

I don't want an abortion but my boyfriend does

Q.   Me and my boyfriend have been together for almost 2 years, we moved in together on our 1 year anniversary and our relationship is great! He is 27 and he has 3 kids and I am 21 and I have 1 child that is 3, I've recently found out that I am pregnant ...

A.   25 September 2010: Whoa, wait a minute that kid is half his. That means the "choice" is half his. You can't just make the decision you want to make and disregard his. Ultimately you have to choose between the kid or him because if you have that baby without his bles... (read in full...)

I still have love for her but the physical attraction is gone

Q.   Well, I met the woman of my dreams two years ago. We have been on and off ever since we met, we lived together up until work forced me to move away. I came home, we decided to give things another round. I still have love for her, but the...

A.   24 September 2010: 60 POUNDS HOLY HELL! No man there is nothing you can do. Even if she does manage to lose that much (.00001% chance) she will, I repeat will gain it all back plus some. Just tell her you can't love someone who doesn't love themselves. It sounds g... (read in full...)

Should I apologise to a girl that thinks I'm a stalker???

Q.   This girl really hurt my feelings when she called me a stalker... but I was not stalking her - or harrassing her. I just sent her messages on myspace saying 'hi' and that I hoped she had a good day... and then I left her alone. She then came into ...

A.   22 September 2010: Ha Ha I too had trouble figuring out what Soon103 was trying to say in the second post. But now that I think about it his first post could be correct. Some girls do like to kid around like that. Ask someone she knows well like a friend and ask her ... (read in full...)

The girl is messing with my head--she may or may not be pregnant..

Q.   Dear Cupid, I've got a really massive problem and I could be doing with some advice. I meet this girl and we got on really well, she was on the pill and we had sex a number of times unprotected and I'm discusted with myself. The last time w...

A.   21 September 2010: First off you need to make her tell you if she is pregnant or not. Next if she is, tell her that this mistake is half yours and you don't want a kid. Make yourself very clear because your opinion will carry a lot of weight with a girl this confus... (read in full...)

When is the right time to become more intimate?

Q.   hi friends, I'm a typical indian girl and I've been with my partner for the past 5 years. How far should I go with respect to being physical with him? Very confused... please help!...

A.   21 September 2010: As far as you want to go. I know this such a cliche response but it is true. Don't do anything you don't want to do but you should do the things you want to. I know India is especially strict on virginity but don't let what society thinks is "norm... (read in full...)

How can I make him mines again?

Q.   My boyfriend recently broke up with me because he said he wasn't sexually attracted to me anymore and has been seeing me as a friend. I still love him and want him back. Is there any hope of winning him back? What can I do to make him mine again?...

A.   21 September 2010: Ouch that's a pretty harsh thing to say. In fact, this doesn't look good because being physically attracted to someone is usually the first step of being totally attracted to someone. I don't think there is anything you can do unless you can make... (read in full...)

How can I show him that I wanted that kiss to happen???

Q.   Ok, I've met this guy and we went on a night out on Friday where he gave me a lift home. There was some awkward chitchat, but didn't end up with a kiss goodnight. Felt a bit disappointed but the awkwardness in the car sort of gave me the feeling ...

A.   21 September 2010: When you see him at work playfully ask him why he didn't try to kiss you. He'll probably be a little embarrassed but he'll kiss you the next time you go out, hell he might even kiss you right there. ... (read in full...)

Older boyfriend doesn't want sex so much and its making me feel insecure

Q.   I have been dating an older man for almost a year. I am twenty seven and he is forty five. He is a good man as far as paying the bills and helping me raise my daughter. Our sex life has been dwindling lately and every time I try to talk to him ...

A.   21 September 2010: My only theory is that he is suffering from ED maybe. It could be from stress or just old age. Exercise should remedy the situation and should reduce the stress. Maybe you could suggest that he take up running?... (read in full...)

Sex dilemma!!!

Q.   Hello everyone, posted yesterday about an issue with my girlfriend. Now I got another question about sex in relationships. Is it normal that I want sex once a day if the possibility is there? Is it uncomfortable for the woman in the relationship if ...

A.   21 September 2010: Wow dude, I didn't know all that shit about not getting to look at her. You have got to get out of there. Not letting someone you are in a sexual relationship with look at you is psycho. She has got WAAAAAY too much baggage and it sounds like its ... (read in full...)

Sex dilemma!!!

Q.   Hello everyone, posted yesterday about an issue with my girlfriend. Now I got another question about sex in relationships. Is it normal that I want sex once a day if the possibility is there? Is it uncomfortable for the woman in the relationship if ...

A.   20 September 2010: If you're hurting her during sex your either too big or too rough. Ask her what it is. As for sex frequency. Everybody has a different sex drive. I think once a day is maybe the most normal. However the sex drive in Germany is probably much hig... (read in full...)

I'd like to tell my aunt that I want her

Q.   So my aunt is single. has been for a few years now. She's not directly related to me, only through marriage. She's 44 or 45, im not to sure, and im 28. I didn't always have a thing for her, but as Ive always had a fancy for women older then mysel...

A.   19 September 2010: She's totally thinking about it dude. You just caught her by surprise so she's was a little taken aback. Next time you go over there it'll happen.... (read in full...)

Need advice on asking out a coworker

Q.   Ok so I've been liking my coworker for awhile now and at first I really didn't think she was the type of girl I would want. I judged her by how she acted at work where she would be loud and obnoxious playing the strong women role. A mistake in my ...

A.   17 September 2010: You definitely need to ask this chick out. She's been flirting with you at work and explicitly says that guy isn't her boyfriend. She's giving you the signals so make your move. However if she does say no it could get awkward at work.... (read in full...)

Why do some people look at single women as weird?

Q.   Why Do People Look At SINGLE Women as Weird? I am in my early 20's (23) but I feel like I'm still 19 years old. Time has gone by so fast but I dont feel like my age yet. Guys are always complimenting me and asking me out but I politely turn do...

A.   17 September 2010: If weird is not doing what most people do than yes your life would be considered weird because most people do get married around 24ish. I agree that people should make sure the person they are marrying is the one, especially with the divorce ... (read in full...)

I'd like to tell my aunt that I want her

Q.   So my aunt is single. has been for a few years now. She's not directly related to me, only through marriage. She's 44 or 45, im not to sure, and im 28. I didn't always have a thing for her, but as Ive always had a fancy for women older then mysel...

A.   16 September 2010: You should probably ask your uncle what kind of stuff she's into first.... (read in full...)

Should I apologise to a girl that thinks I'm a stalker???

Q.   This girl really hurt my feelings when she called me a stalker... but I was not stalking her - or harrassing her. I just sent her messages on myspace saying 'hi' and that I hoped she had a good day... and then I left her alone. She then came into ...

A.   16 September 2010: I hate girls like this. First girls expect you to make the first move and talk to them and then after you try to make contact if they don't like you they act like you're obsessed with them or something. Don't ignore her for good just yet you need... (read in full...)

I'm a 23 year old virgin female who has never been in a relationship or even kissed. What is wrong with me?

Q.   I'm a 23 year old girl who recently really started feeling depressed and I know it is linked to me still being a virgin. It was always something in the back of my mind that I would just think about when I saw a romance movie or something, but as of ...

A.   16 September 2010: If you want to be in a relationship and you are constantly being hit on then the opportunity is there and you have only yourself to blame. Be thankful you're a girl and you get to have the opposite sex come up to instead of being the pursuer. If you ... (read in full...)

What makes a guy shy?

Q.   1. would a shy guy ring a girl and ask her out?? or hes too shy to do that?? 2. what make guys shy??? 3. what if you like a shy guy and you think he likes you too..but hes not making any move?? what should the girl do?? thnx..xx...

A.   15 September 2010: If he is shy he's never gonna call. He'll always be second guessing himself. This is the 21st century; it's not just up to the guy to ask the girl out. If you're interested ask him out... unless you're shy.... (read in full...)

Is he into me? I really want to know..

Q.   I've always been terrible at being able to tell if a guy is into me or is just being a good friend, especially when most of my friends are guys I have a coworker that I have become good friends with outside of work. He's five years older than me and ...

A.   15 September 2010: Yeah, he likes you but he doesn't want to say anything because if you shoot him down it'll be weird. Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands if you want something. Don't think its always up to the guy to ask you out. We already know ... (read in full...)

Gave him my number but he still hasn't called...

Q.   This past Saturday I went to a good friend's birthday party at a restaurant. One of the waiters was nice. He would come up and touch my shoulder asking if I need something to drink, or if I know what I want. Smiley, and good eye contact. It got my ...

A.   15 September 2010: Being smiley and good eye contact when you're a waiter doesn't mean anything. Waiters and waitresses just want you to tip them bigger just like a stripper would. However that doesn't mean he didn't like you. Most guys feel they need to wait a few ... (read in full...)

My sister in law doesn't mind being naked with me!

Q.   My sister-in-law (single and attractive) graduated college and recently took a job near where my wife and I live. My wife told her to stay with us in the spare bedroom until she found a place of her own. Initially, she wore a robe over her ni...

A.   13 September 2010: I don't think it's normal but we are all raised different. Bro don't go for anything if your wife is hotter it would ruin what you already have. Ask your wife is she thinks its weird.... (read in full...)

Ugly band fights!

Q.   Heya I've been having some ugly fights. And I want somebody to give me advice or just comment. I'm the drummer for a band and at first everything was fine.They all agreed that I should be bandleader because I started the band and I tell them wat...

A.   13 September 2010: I don't see how this is relationship related but I'll roll with this. I'm kinda in a band as well and we've never been in a fight so I guess I'm somewhat qualified to give advice on the subject. First of all "band leaders" don't work. It usually... (read in full...)

She says all I think about is sex

Q.   On Wednesday, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant with a beach view, the horse races, and a Padres game which all cost $120. Keep in mind that we are both full-time college students and I don't have a job because I write for the school newspaper ...

A.   13 September 2010: Sounds like a bi-polar case AKA 99% of women. She says she wants something and then when you try to give it to her she is revolted. Have you ever even been around women. Just kidding (kinda). Some people want sex at different times during t... (read in full...)

I'd like to tell my aunt that I want her

Q.   So my aunt is single. has been for a few years now. She's not directly related to me, only through marriage. She's 44 or 45, im not to sure, and im 28. I didn't always have a thing for her, but as Ive always had a fancy for women older then mysel...

A.   13 September 2010: Tell her dude. If she's discussing both your sex life and hers she is totally into you. If I'm wrong I'll give you five bucks. The exchange rate is pretty close now right?... (read in full...)

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