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I can give people advice because I like to think I'm a pretty smart guy who is entirely rational but can also understand how people think.

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I'd like to tell my aunt that I want her

Q.   So my aunt is single. has been for a few years now. She's not directly related to me, only through marriage. She's 44 or 45, im not to sure, and im 28. I didn't always have a thing for her, but as Ive always had a fancy for women older then mysel...

A.   19 September 2010: She's totally thinking about it dude. You just caught her by surprise so she's was a little taken aback. Next time you go over there it'll happen.... (read in full...)

I'd like to tell my aunt that I want her

Q.   So my aunt is single. has been for a few years now. She's not directly related to me, only through marriage. She's 44 or 45, im not to sure, and im 28. I didn't always have a thing for her, but as Ive always had a fancy for women older then mysel...

A.   16 September 2010: You should probably ask your uncle what kind of stuff she's into first.... (read in full...)

She says all I think about is sex

Q.   On Wednesday, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant with a beach view, the horse races, and a Padres game which all cost $120. Keep in mind that we are both full-time college students and I don't have a job because I write for the school newspaper ...

A.   13 September 2010: Sounds like a bi-polar case AKA 99% of women. She says she wants something and then when you try to give it to her she is revolted. Have you ever even been around women. Just kidding (kinda). Some people want sex at different times during t... (read in full...)

How can I remind myself to take my birth control pill?

Q.   What are some ways to remind your self to take your birthcontrol? so far I have an alarm on my laptop and an alarm on my phone and my Ipod dock and Ipod it's self and sometimes I STILL forget. What are some other ways incase I am not around a...

A.   13 September 2010: Ask someone you know if you can babysit their kid for a weekend. You'll never forget again.... (read in full...)

Why does he cum so fast?

Q.   Hello! me and my boyfriend have been sleeping together for a year. we were both virgins before we met. when we have sex he cums within the first few minutes. so i dont have a chance to even start enjoying it really. why does this happen? ...

A.   13 September 2010: Just get him to get you off before you have sex. You cum during foreplay he cums during sex problem solved.... (read in full...)

How can I get my girlfriend to perform oral sex?

Q.   Hi. I really want my girlfriend to suck me off. She used to do it a few times when she was drunk but now she won't do it at all. I am the soul pleasure giver and go out of my way to please her every time, sometimes spending hours at a time ...

A.   13 September 2010: How many girls have you been with where they give you oral sex? I ask this because I met someone that was near your part of the world (Bulgaria) and I asked her what the word for "blowjob" was and she said she didn't know because they didn't do that ... (read in full...)

I'd like to tell my aunt that I want her

Q.   So my aunt is single. has been for a few years now. She's not directly related to me, only through marriage. She's 44 or 45, im not to sure, and im 28. I didn't always have a thing for her, but as Ive always had a fancy for women older then mysel...

A.   13 September 2010: Tell her dude. If she's discussing both your sex life and hers she is totally into you. If I'm wrong I'll give you five bucks. The exchange rate is pretty close now right?... (read in full...)

Is he ever going to ask me out?

Q.   [MOD NOTE: OP's own title] I met a guy online who seems really normal. We started talking on AIM every night for several hours and we seem to have a lot in common. But he won't ask me out. He did one time, even picking a place, but this hasn't e...

A.   13 September 2010: ASK HIM OUT. Allow me to let you in to the psyche of a man when we ask a girl out. If she says "yes" she is interested. If she says she is interested but she says "Sorry, but I can't go this weekend" she in uninterested but doesn't want to hurt ... (read in full...)

I want to be more than FWB! how can I tell him?

Q.   so me and this guy have been friends for about a yr. but recently this past week and a half we have decided to be fwb. this all started during the trip with some of his family and i told him we couldn't talk to each other when we got back to school ...

A.   13 September 2010: Normally turning FWB into a relationship doesn't work, but this looks like it could. You're already spending a lot of time together (shcool) and you're both showing PDA's (holding hands). Tell him you want more than what he is offering right now. ... (read in full...)

She's not into her orgasms as much as mine

Q.   My girl seems to like getting me off more than herself during sex. She sometimes pulls my hand or mouth away when I try to give her an orgasm, and begs me to F#ck her instead...but she does not have orgasms from penetration. But penetration is her ...

A.   13 September 2010: This is puzzling my friend, but she is a woman so that makes sense. Some women prefer to get men off than themselves. In fact that is what "gets them off". In fact most women can't cum via penetration. That little fact dumbfounds me because if I had ... (read in full...)

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