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reader, cls1990  +, writes (14 February 2010):
 This post/answers made my day! Lol...wonder if the poster indulged in a little incest after all?!
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 January 2010): honestly, i say go for it. I am not like a nerd or anything but i have a hot younger cousin that i would love for her to jump in my bed and "rock my world" like you said. I'm sure that if you offer he will accept because all us guys think about is sex.
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reader, lily13524  +, writes (5 December 2009):
 hello girl friend you to full of your self get a hold of your self a bit okay like alot
and you should totally not date your cousin this is like incest!
go back and date your hot boyfriends and this time try and reach [1000x10]i hope you not to full of yourself to use your brain to calculate the correct number! cause i will say you weren`t only hit by the branch of the stupid tree but the whole tree a self!
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reader, anonymous, writes (3 December 2009): yea like i think she was like totally that girlfriend witch and you dont like need that totally ugly girl anymore!!! cause now you 've got me like totally. and i dont share with hole trees and stuff. ya know?
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reader, anonymous, writes (3 December 2009): eyes you are so disquesting! i mean can you like totally only like, like geeky guys if they're like totally rich? and besides Bill is like totally kind of hot in a like way i mean he wasnt hit with like the hole tree or anything...im like totally touching myself in a disquesting way because im totally like an animal in bed..and CW you know its like true because we did like poetry and the hole thing like remember so can i totally like stand in your little round light? Because like you are like a little geeky, like totally a computer guy,and thats like pretty hot stuff. totally.....
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (2 December 2009):
 Melinda is soooo married to nerdy Bill Gates, totally married.
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reader, anonymous, writes (2 December 2009): You are just absolutely out of your tree!
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reader, anonymous, writes (2 December 2009): You sound rather Disquesting yourself.If you must inflict the horror that dating you must be on someone nerdy, ask him to set you up with one of his friends.
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reader, anonymous, writes (2 December 2009): Poster i hope you didnt mind our little fun there...if you will notice, many nerd guys have very pretty wives. (or girlfriends) ive always wondered why. my theory is that the nerds and geeks are really a lot more likable than the jock types. (at least the ones that i have had the misfortune to know.) strange how that works.
i would recommend that you check the laws in your state before you approach your cousin. I have some pretty hot cousins myself. :)
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reader, anonymous, writes (2 December 2009): Poster i hope you didnt mind our little fun there...if you will notice, many nerd guys have very pretty wives. (or girlfriends) ive always wondered why. my theory is that the nerds and geeks are really a lot more likable than the jock types. (at least the ones that i have had the misfortune to know.) strange how that works.
i would recommend that you check the laws in your state before you approach your cousin. I have some pretty hot cousins myself. :)
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reader, anonymous, writes (2 December 2009): OMG you weren't just like hit with the hole tree, you were beated with it. Totally.
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reader, anonymous, writes (2 December 2009): i cant talk right now....i was trying to put highlights in my hair and it turned to this nasty orange horribley bleached hair and there i was dressed like an idiot with those stupid shirts like pooh bear and dumb lil sayings on it ...and now i just feel so ugly. like ive been hit with a hole tree. *sob* and its just diquesting. mal
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reader, anonymous, writes (1 December 2009): I wouldn't recommend it. By the way you should learn English grammar.
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reader, anonymous, writes (1 December 2009): wow, 105 lbs in a 5'3" frame. They can fit huge egos in such tight, hot, packages now. Ah, the world progresses so fast...Now if they can only install dictionaries in brains, you would be purrrrrr....fect with a capital P, kitty *ME-OW*
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (1 December 2009):
Oh yeah well you better totally watch out big boy or ml will hit you with a hole tree once she figures out what the heck one is!
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reader, anonymous, writes (1 December 2009): You lot are like SO totally jealous because, you know, you're obviously not as hot as our foxy OP, and like, jealousy will get you totally nowhere.
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reader, anonymous, writes (1 December 2009): YES!!!!!!!!!! thank you ewo...my sentiments exactly!!
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (1 December 2009):
I've totally crushed on nerds before however they kinda make me throw up in my mouth a little bit. How's that ml?
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reader, anonymous, writes (1 December 2009): whats a hole tree? eyes could you do that thing where you know that stuff is like totally in your mouth ..you know the one..??because this is too Disqesting for me. all this like drama and like stuff, you know? Because i like totally like winnie the pooh and his drama and stuff..im just like ...huh? im not like in the spotlight anymore?...what kind of like guys would be wrapped around a finger .... oh never mind i like totally know what kind. stick with your own kind and leave the nice geeky cousin alone babycakes.
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reader, anonymous, writes (1 December 2009): i slept with my american cousin. twice. even when he had a girlfriend. just because he is the hottest thing i had ever seen and cos we lived so far apart we didn't feel like family to eachother. anyway no one EVER found cos he is really really trustworthy. and that was about 6 years ago. we still get on fine. however if u think anyone in the family could find out prob not the best idea. can u trust him AND YOURSELF to keep it quiet???
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (1 December 2009):
"isnt that just disquesting! with a capital D" hee hee
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reader, Runewyrm +, writes (1 December 2009):
 Oh dear. Hasn't anyone ever told you that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Cos from where im sitting you look pretty ugly to me. I'm not wasting any more time on this when there are other people with actual problems.
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reader, celtic_tiger +, writes (29 November 2009):
 To be perfectly honest, you sound like a bit of a self opinionated bimbo. If your cousin is as geeky as you think he is, he will probably have more sense than to go anywhere near a girl like you. Apart from the fact that INCEST is illegal, and is problematic with regards to genetic reproduction. But what if your friends and cronies found out, wouldnt you just be "OMG!! Im like soooo ashamed? I slept with a GEEK??!!!!" You dont deserve to have a relationship with him, he is so far out of your league, both intellectually (judging by your use of language) and also emotionally. Just because you think you are "a pretty gorgeous 19 year old 5 foot three 105 pound outgoing hilarious fun foxy lady" doesnt mean you are attractive. Beauty and attractiveness is not just about the outside, but also what is on the inside, and personality plays a big part of that. You come across as being very ugly, and you may have had huge numbers of sexual conquests, but why do you think that is? Its certainly not because you are a kind and considerate person. Maybe you have a reputation for being an easy conquest? Your looks will fade in time, and all men will see is a woman who has been around the block too many times, and doesnt care about anyone but herself. Be careful who you judge because one day, they may well judge you back.He is obviously an intelligent bloke, so would never consider someone as vain, and vacuous as you.
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 November 2009): Have you considered his feelings? I'm pretty sure, being a 'geeky' intelligent sort, he's not going to consider it, no matter how dreamy you find yourself.I'm sure he'll know the complex details of exactly WHY incest is bad... overlapping gene pools= BAD IDEA. Plus the fact that it's a little twisted, sorry. You don't really sound like the sort of girl guys like him go for, no offence. You'd mess up your whole family structure, just because you want what you can't have. Steer clear, there's plenty more unrelated guys out there!
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 November 2009): sounds like someone needs a bite of humble pie... i would be surprised if your cousin would even WANT to go out with u if u act like u sound right now when u see him. theres a thin line between confidence and cocky. sexy and slutty. beauty and ugly. be careful not to overstep these boundaries.
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reader, yussuf +, writes (29 November 2009):
 lol! one word INCEST. do not do it because it's one of those things you wish you shouldn't had done.
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 November 2009): I think you jsut wanna jump him because its a bit risky. Its the thrill of the whole thing. After your done I bet you will want out a there as quickly as you can and will be too embarrased to speak to him again.You are still young and ofcouse want to try new things. I just think this will be a massive mistake and you will regret it. If you are interested in the nerdy type then date one, I bet you know plenty of them
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reader, AuntyEm +, writes (29 November 2009):
 I think you should'nt date your cousin...it's a bad idea.
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 November 2009): Stopped reading after : "I'm so foxy." "I've had so many dates." "His girlfriend was so ugly." We need to know your weight because...? You are trying to get someone to read this... and it is not agony aunts. Grow up.
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reader, Heartbroken in love +, writes (29 November 2009):
Damn ur so full of yourself u shud hook up with him so you will be the shame of ur family and he can be the lucky nerd who bagged his hot cousin. I see many fire side family jokes about you in the future. Happy insest to u
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reader, DrPsych +, writes (29 November 2009):
 The world is awash with nerds, so why not pick one not sharing the gene-pool if you are really as wonderful as you claim to be? Nerds are wonderful people who come along with fix up your computer, talk about star trek plots and have deeply sensitive conversations with about sciencey type things. There is nothing wrong with dating a nerd with a personality, as opposed to Mr Gorgeous with none. Audition for 'Beauty and the Geek'...you may even win a prize! Although relationships with cousins are legal in some parts of the world (including here in the UK), I think it would be a bad mistake - you jump his bones, you tire of his role-playing computer games and dump him; you still have to see him at family get-togethers for years to come...awkward, embarrassing, your family may disapprove...leave him to Ms Winnie the Pooh and her bottle of hydrogen peroxide.
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