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Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 October 2008: Not sure if this one was posted already, but here goes nothing. Thought it was worth the effort of writing it, 'cause it gave me a laugh!
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
1. FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 July 2008: I ethpethially like the end result...
Very funny BigSis!
Please keep 'em coming. I love that I have answered this column because every time I log in it prompts me that someone has added another joke here, and it really makes may day! THANKS!!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 15 May 2008: I got that one last week too! I loved it, especially the "Monotony" joke at the end!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: That was quite the eyeful. All the barbie outfits in the world couldn't make that pretty. EEwwwh!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: I don't know Phil! Send us a couple of pictures to compare them and I'll put them in the spank bank with the one from Waz!
How do you make a hormone?
Kick her in the shins...... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 8 May 2008: MANDY - I've decided not to let my husband read that last joke because I know that he knows where my Barbie doll collection is and I have JUST RUN OUTTA TENNAS AND DEPENDS!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - I just know what he be getting up to if he read that, and ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 7 May 2008: Nice ones, VegasGirl15! BigSis!!! I love that mood ring joke. My husband didn't - GO FIGURE! But he didn't like the mark on his forehead either! HAHAHAHA!
Foreplay around the world!
Jewish foreplay = 1/2 hour of Begging
Italian foreplay = *... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 4 May 2008: Here' on for the Guys!
RULES THAT GUYS WISH WOMEN KNEW!
If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Anything you wear is fine, Really.
Sometimes, we're not thinking about you, Live with it.
SUNDAY = SPORTS.
Learn how to use the toilet seat, If ... (read in full...)
Missed period for 4 months! Definitely not pregnant. Symptoms of something else?
Q. I am 24 years old, and I have one child that is a year and a half old. I haven't gotten my period since the end of December (It's now April) and I have taken 5 pregnancy tests over the course of the last few months, 4 at home one at the Dr's office ...
A. 21 April 2008: You should see a specialist, either a OB/GYN or an Endocrinologist. If you are on the pill, it could be suppressing your normal cycle, BUT so could stress, so could a recent birth or breast feeding, so could being underweight! None of us are ... (read in full...)
He gets defensive when I talk about our sex life and porn! How do I talk to him?
Q. I really need some relationship advice. I live with my boyfriend and at first everything was perfect. Then we got near to Christmas and it all started going wrong, I know he used to have a problem smoking cannabis but he quit a yr and a half ago. ...
A. 19 April 2008: Of all the addictions that people refuse to acknowledge, pot can be of of the most insidious. It usurps all of a person's ambitions and desires. Most people can handle an joint or two on the weekend, but once you lapse into smoking everyday, the ... (read in full...)
Two Q's..Why do people have sex changes?-Why are teacher/pupil relationships against the law?
Q. Just out of interest, I have 2 questions which i'd like answers to; Why do people have sex changes? - I know it isn't exactly common, but why can't a person just accept the gender they are! I thought maybe it's because they have feelings for t...
A. 18 April 2008: People who are transgendered don't necessarily like people of the same sex, but many are gay. The main reason they want to become the sex that they are not is that, on the INSIDE, they feel like a man when they are a woman, and of course, the ... (read in full...)
Can "shemales" become parents?
Q. I have 2 Questions 1. Can Shemales become pregnant 2. Could Shemales make a Lady Pregnant...
A. 18 April 2008: Shemales can still have penises, so those that do, can still be fertile and impregnate a woman. Some opt to have an operation to remove their penises. They do not have wombs, so they can not get pregnant.
Hermaphrodites have both male and fema... (read in full...)
Why has he not called after the great time we had together?
Q. Hi,i met this fella through a friend,we arranged to meet up and seemed to both get on really great, so much so he stayed with me for nearly 4 days,took a day off work and also cancelled a previous arrangement.Anyway he has gone home now and although ...
A. 18 April 2008: Totally agree with Collaroy. If this was a friend or a family member, you would be furious if they hadn't called to thank you for putting them up for the weekend. Having a lover treat you this way is kind of the writing on the wall - he's a giant ... (read in full...)
Will I be healed enough to have intercourse again so soon?
Q. Hey guys, this is kind of personal but i need to know some opinions as i have got loads of different accounts about this of the internet. Ok so monday night i had intercourse for the first time and i bled quite a bit and just finished today.i ...
A. 18 April 2008: It's a relatively small membrane that breaks, so I would think that you should be out of any discomfort by then, however, I wouldn't rule out a bit more spotting.... (read in full...)
I heard "she just doesn't like me that way". What do I do now?
Q. Rite...one my best friends is this girl I like recently weve been pretty close and everyone thinks that were headed for a relationship the thing is that 2day a mutual friend came up 2 me and asked me if I liked her...i truthfully said yes...then ...
A. 18 April 2008: Unfortunately, you really can't avoid her or ignore the whole situation. I suspect that she probably knows that you know too, friends talk. I think that I would sit her down quietly somewhere and hash it out with her. A bit of clearing the air ... (read in full...)
Can stress cause these health problems I'm experiencing?
Q. I feel as if my life is going wrong in all different aspects at the same time and I think it's starting to affect my health now as well. It's causing me stress where Im working, thats why Im looking for another job but Ive also got lack of money. ...
A. 18 April 2008: Stress can cause a LOT of different symptoms. If you haven't had yearly physical exam recently, I'd get myself checked out just to put your mind at ease that you don't have any physical ailments. Staying in a job that you hate is a really crummy ... (read in full...)
Where can I get Lapdancing/Stripping lessons?
Q. i want to give my boyfriend a striptease or a lapdance, does anyone know any sites that have tutorials..? (preferably videos) any tips would be much apreciated. thanks!...
A. 17 April 2008: There are a lot of examples of pole dancing on YouTube. Just don't try the one where the instructor drops the upside down woman off the pole onto her head! Check with a few of your local gyms about stripper-cize, it's become very popular and ... (read in full...)
Am I being a complete idiot and clinging onto something that isnt going to work.. or is there light at the end of the tunnel?
Q. Okay.. I have been seeing this guy since last July, and we hit it off straight away. He is 10 years older than me and had just come out of a 23 year relationship.. He has 2 children, one of 10 and another 20.. He moved out and rented his own flat. ...
A. 17 April 2008: What a lovely response, Danielepew.... (read in full...)
I bottled out of our date and made her feelo bad, but I do really like her!
Q. Hi all i hope you can help me with your advice i was meant to be meeting up with a girl the other week when we went out in rite ( i was out with my mates she was out with hers) she textd me and said were she was so later on we went to this club...
A. 17 April 2008: The best way to apologize is NOT to do it in a small way. Apologize, once twince and three times, sincerely, until she forgives you. You can talk your way out of this, but you are going to have to grovel a bit. It sounds like she is worth it...... (read in full...)
SITE NEWS: New feature, "watched questions" list
Q. I've added a new feature that lets you add questions to your "watched questions" page. It's just an easy way to make a list of questions that interest you and that you want to keep track of. It's easy to remove items from the list or clear it. ...
A. 17 April 2008: Using it already! Very cool new innovation! Thanks Andrew!... (read in full...)
My boyfriend is under so much stress, and now he is starting to be a bit distant from me
Q. ive been with my boyfriend a few weeks, its excellent when we are together, and we already really care for each other, we just laugh constantly and get on really well. he has a 4 year old child(i havnt met yet), and is going threw a divorce, is ...
A. 16 April 2008: It's lovely that you are being so supportive, but it's only been a few weeks. He's been with his ex for five years. That's a lot of history. If he is still paying for their home and having job problems, he has a lot on his plate. What would he ... (read in full...)
Did he say that to let me know he's not interested in me, or is he testing the waters to see if I like him?
Q. There's this guy I really like, we are both shy and to start with conversation was really awkward. On Valentine's day i'd sent him an anonymous card, last week he found out it was me who had sent it and since then he's been really chatty. When we t...
A. 15 April 2008: If you had said yes, he would have known that you were interested in somebody other than Him, so maybe he WAS on a fishing expedition. If he's really chatty with you now, it's a good sign. If he hadn't liked your Valentine, he'd be avoiding you ... (read in full...)
Plumper women are preferred in my country! How can I get a larger shape?
Q. Does appearance really matter to guys? I am 1.6 metres tall and weigh only 46kgs. I live in a country where (belive it or not,) plump women are preferred over thin one. I have tried everything to gain weight but i cant. I have a boyfriend and as ...
A. 15 April 2008: My Doctor put me on a diet to gain weight when I was 12. Prune juice and Whole Wheat Bread. Eating a lot of protein, especially beef, helped. It worked, I don't know how, but I gained weight.
I wouldn't bend over backwards to please anyone else... (read in full...)
How can I get my girlfriend to orgasm?
Q. Whats the best way to make my GF orgasm ive got her close but shes never actully orgasmed please help?...
A. 15 April 2008: Boots then!... (read in full...)
Are these indecent materials on his computer? Does he have a fetish?
Q. My husband has in his computer pictures and clips that are indecent and perhaps illegal. For instance he has dozens of pictures of women wearing bras and panties with a few hairs escaping from one or both sides of the panties and posing before men ...
A. 15 April 2008: It sounds like a pretty mild sexual fetish for pubic hair, but nothing that I would consider unusual or that I think would need counseling. I wouldn't worry about it! ... (read in full...)
What are the chances that this is a false positive hpt result?
Q. I took 3 hpt's the first one a day or two after my bleeding had stopped and I got 2 lines one that was dark and the other one was very faint so I tested again yesterday and the test showed negative So I decided to take another to make sure and this ...
A. 15 April 2008: You have had two positive and one negative test. The MOST positive was with your first morning's urine, which is probably the one that I would trust. I think at this point, I would get a blood test to confirm whether or not I was pregnant. ... (read in full...)
I am afraid I will not be able to make a woman happy. I don't just mean sex, I mean in all aspects of life.
Q. Heh can't believe I will ask this but anyway... I'm a 22 year old guy who has never had sex, now big thing I fear is that a women I do find that I like I wont know how to really make them happy and I don't mean just in bed. I don't really care abou...
A. 15 April 2008: Oh, q1605!!! There's a story there, I'm sure of it! I'm sending you Big Hugs!!! I don't entirely disagree. I think you have a good point. Let's hope our young friend is very careful who he gives his heart to. ... (read in full...)
My boyfriend sent me a very strange text that makes me think he is cheating. Is he?
Q. My boyfriend of the past year sent me a text message yesterday while he was with me. It read "I'm at my moms, call you in a minute". I asked him if he sent me a message and he said no. When I opened it and asked him why he sent me this message and ...
A. 15 April 2008: Start Snooping. Something is up.... (read in full...)
How can I get my girlfriend to orgasm?
Q. Whats the best way to make my GF orgasm ive got her close but shes never actully orgasmed please help?...
A. 15 April 2008: TELLU! You are a nut and a half! OMG!!!!!!!!!
I don't know if you are just having penetrative sex alone, but LESS that 20% of women can climax that way. Most need other stimulation, directly on the clitoris. Try giving her oral and use a vibr... (read in full...)
Do men know they are treating you badly?
Q. Do men know they are treating you badly? I have a feeling they do. For example the bf wouldn't call me for days and then call and act like nothing was wrong and I would start to pull away so then he would suddenly start doing the right things aga...
A. 15 April 2008: Askoldersister wrote an ARTICLE called Dating "Red Flags". You should give it a read incase any other things jump out at you.
I think that they know, but are just a bit too wrapped up in doing what they want to do, when they want to it, that they... (read in full...)
His new boyfriend is taking my place with my friend!
Q. well a close friend of mine is bisexual and he recently got a new friend, but they became closer, now fancy each other and are now doing sexual things. This other person expects to come out with us EVERY day. When me and my friend went on holiday he ...
A. 15 April 2008: Unfortunately, when people become "Couples", they do tend to go through a honeymoon period. I expect that you would be doing the same thing that he is if you were at the start of a relationship as well because we ALL do that when we are first "In ... (read in full...)
I am afraid I will not be able to make a woman happy. I don't just mean sex, I mean in all aspects of life.
Q. Heh can't believe I will ask this but anyway... I'm a 22 year old guy who has never had sex, now big thing I fear is that a women I do find that I like I wont know how to really make them happy and I don't mean just in bed. I don't really care abou...
A. 15 April 2008: Well, most people write in here because they are worried, upset or unhappy about their own life. If you are writing into us because your main concern is that you are SO CONCERNED about how to make your future partner happy, you are heading in the ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 14 April 2008: Roseanne Barr said, after her divorce from Tom Arnold -
"I never wanted to be Divorcee, I wanted to be a Widow!" LOL!... (read in full...)
Girls only! I have bumps on my vagina, are they supposed to be there?
Q. what are the tiny bumps on the inside of the lips on your vagina? are they suppose to be there? should i see a doctor? they are viry tiny, and plenty of them on the inside not the ouside. what are they? how did i get them?...
A. 14 April 2008: If you haven't had sex yet, it's not warts or a disease. If the skin looks like chicken flesh or goose bumps, that's just the normal way that the inside of your lips should look. They are just little tiny bumps and look much like the little bumps ... (read in full...)
Does anyone have advice for me on having this baby?
Q. If im going to have this baby its going to change things so much im in school is there anyone whos been through this i could do with the advice x...
A. 14 April 2008: Sorry, I meant birth.... (read in full...)
Does anyone have advice for me on having this baby?
Q. If im going to have this baby its going to change things so much im in school is there anyone whos been through this i could do with the advice x...
A. 14 April 2008: I think that you and your Mum need to get some medical advice. If you are pregnant at twelve, you may not be able to carry a child through to conception if you still are small in size (especially your hip girdle). A pregnancy at your age could ... (read in full...)
My friend bullies me. What can I do?
Q. There's this girl in school,Kerry. She can be quite nice but most of the time she just IS NOT. I used to think she had anger problems but,after the teachers finding out about her actions i know she CAN hold back and she's just plain vicious....
A. 14 April 2008: A good friend would NOT be nice one minute and then bully you the next. This split-personality behavior of hers isn't normal, it's being incredibly manipulative. I don't understand how you can write to complain about all the pain that she has ... (read in full...)
Should I press rape charges against my cousin (I got a rape test done 3 years ago), especially now that he has 3 little sisters? Afraid of my family's reaction.
Q. Okay, about 3 years ago my cousin and his friend raped me, and I really want to press charges ( I got a rape kit test done) however, i'm not sure my family would approve being as he is my cousin and all......now I know I should do it because he has ...
A. 14 April 2008: Please, please listen to Collaroy's advice. Your cousin is harming others, you have been victimized by him, and you are worrying for others in your families safety. Please, for the sake of every other girl that he comes into contact with, tell ... (read in full...)
How do I avoid being made to look a fool?
Q. I am developing a huge thing for my ex boyfriend Mark's brother Jake. It is a very complicated situation (obviously). I kissed, and fooled around with Jake three times, before me and Mark ever dated or even met! but when Mark and I did get ...
A. 14 April 2008: No matter how the cards fell, your "relationship" was with Jake. I would respectfully suggest that you should not get involved again with either brother after the break-up that you had with Mark. It's just too messy and not worth the effort, ... (read in full...)
How Can I get my mum to accept my ex-boyfriend?
Q. Hi, i am recently reconciled with my ex bf. We split up 3 years ago after moving in together waay too soon, and rowing over my then ex and also having big sexual issues and no money. We were together 3 years. After we split, we fell out big tim...
A. 14 April 2008: Sure! You have come to the right place! First of all, don't blame your Mother if she doesn't approve of your Ex and now Current Boyfriend. She has reason. You were hurt by him. Don't mess with the Momma bear, not no how, not no way. Whether or ... (read in full...)
It's kind of like discharge. Is there something wrong with me?
Q. I'm really scared, i'm sixteen, and recently in my knickers i have found a paste brown substance. It doesn't smell, and i am due on my period, but it's not liquid, it's kind of like discharge. Is there something wrong with me? :S...
A. 14 April 2008: It could be your ovulation. This happens to some women. It's important to record everything that your body goes through on a calendar. I use MP for My Period, SP for Spotting and then I record how many days each thing lasts for. This will give ... (read in full...)
He doesn't like me in his 'face space', and says it's too personal.
Q. He likes for me to give him oral sex, but he doesn't really like kissing me, before or after, he doesn't like me in his face space. Does he not want to be that close to me, he says it's too personal, but isn't oral sex pretty personal?...
A. 14 April 2008: Yes. Of course it is!
He doesn't want to kiss you? Is that because you have his sperm in your mouth and he might become gay or get his own cooties? Frankly, I'd just smack him upside the head, the one on top of his shoulders. He's just bein... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 13 April 2008: Old couple arguing about nothing, as usual.
Wife - When You die, I'm going to dance on your grave.
Husband - Let her dance - I'm going to be be buried at sea!
... (read in full...)
Co-worker confusion!! How do I interpret his actions?
Q. how to tell if your male coworker likes you? okay, so i got promoted and transferred to a new store recently. I've been there for about a week, and I happen to work with a few people who trained at my old store. Theres this guy who's a little a...
A. 13 April 2008: I don't really think that there is a down side to going to see him and his band, it sounds like a fun evening with no strings attached. If he invited you, he would probably be happy to see that you have actually shown up, just as a supportive ... (read in full...)
The fact that he 'can't get me off in bed' makes him feel less of a man. So how can I make him feel better?
Q. I've been going out with a guy for almost half a year now, and short of little spats here and there, we're pretty compatible. I honestly think he's a real sweetheart. There's only one thing, though - he finds it upsetting that he can't get me 'of...
A. 12 April 2008: I totally agree with you that faking it isn't a good way to resolve this situation. I think that would cause a disconnect. I really think that in order to become more comfortable and "quicker to orgasm", you are following the right path, being ... (read in full...)
I sent a note to my crush, I said he looked funny because he'd dressed up. I said I was kidding. What now?
Q. I sent a note to my crush and his debate group wishing them luck. I said he looked funny because he had dressed up. I said I was kidding. Then he crumpled up the note and threw it away like he hated me or something. I supposed he'll be surp...
A. 12 April 2008: If you got a note that said "you look funny", no matter what the reason, right before a big tournament, what would you think of the sender? I don't think that he is a jerk. I think that you misspoke yourself and that you owe him an apology.... (read in full...)
Does anyone out there have ginger pubic hair?
Q. Does anyone out there have ginger pubic hair? haha, My boyfriend always laughs. I'm cool with it as it's always mostly gone anyways. We have a real giggle. But no one in my family is ginger. They say they're all black. I have NATURALLY dark h...
A. 12 April 2008: Ha Ha! I like the question! I don't but my hubbie has different colored hair on different parts of his bod too. His hair is brown, his sideburn are blonde and his goatee is red! And not because he dyes it like Billy Connolly!
Think of the adva... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 11 April 2008: Actually, if manners are involved, the largest transgression IN manners is to point out the flaws in someone else's manners, which is actually a "catch-22", because merely by explaining this to you, I am being rude, you see?
The original post... (read in full...)
Too much chemistry? How can I resist the temptation?
Q. Ok .. I have a problem. Earlier this year (January-March)I was dating this guy called Lee. But we broke up beacause his Ex girlfriend was trying to turn us against eachother, and thought it would be better to just remain friends because it's our...
A. 11 April 2008: It's nice that you have a conscience about your behavior and actions affect other people's feelings. Lee seems to have a few boundary issues, considering the fact that this happened when You were his girlfriend as well with his Previous girlfriend. ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 11 April 2008: Ba Da Bum Tschhhh!... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 April 2008: Ha! Loved it!
I was once with a bunch of crazy women doing a bus tour through Europe. To pass the time, the women would tell jokes using the mike at the front of the bus. People would print off all of the latest jokes they had been forw... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 8 April 2008: I like the way you're thinking!!!
YAY!!! LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES!!!!!!!!!!
The teacher is having a spelling bee. Does Anyone know a word that begins with the letter A? Little Johnny's hand shoots up first. The teacher mentally goes over all of the w... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 8 April 2008: "5"!!! Dammit. No more posting when I am sober.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 8 April 2008: The LIQUID PANTY REMOVER or the "q1604"
1 part lime juice
1 part vodka
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
Spill one on floor...
Wepeat
OOOPS!!!!!! PANTIES ON HEAD!!!!!!!!!! Wheeee!!!!!!!!!!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: HA HA HA ha ha ha...
THESE ARE SO GREAT! Keep 'em coming!
I've decided to adopt mandy7, eyeswideopen and q1605. What's the significance of q and 1605? I'm just nosey and like to know these things...
Here's one that Mandy reminded me of.
A wo... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi were arguing about *When Life Begins*.
The Priest proclaimed, in no uncertain terms "I believe, as does the Holy Roman Catholic Church, that Life Itself Begins at the MOMENT of Conception!".
The Minister, not want... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: GWAPES!!!!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 7 April 2008: That's so funny! My daughter called it wet wine last week too!
I think that we should all pitch in and get Uncie Phil's Chicken Bazooka and bring it along to the Bar-B. If it's military issue, it should only cost a couple of million poun... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 6 April 2008: ALL LATECOMERS WELCOME!
Bring your own protective eye wear, BP's, nasal spray, Depends, paper towels for spit takes and other clean ups, ear plugs, Tom Jones and CAFFEINE. Also Martini's and various drinks. No admission unless you have a reci... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 5 April 2008: Efalump Cocktail
Two scoops of Ice Cream
One scoop of Efalump
Hopefully, not from Behind Efalump.
Efalump patties!
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Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 5 April 2008: OMG!!!!
Found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious! I might have known it was a fellow nutter! Doppelgangers or twins separated at birth????????????
How totally bizarre. It's like the telephone game of jokes in two different countries! Have to wond... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 5 April 2008: Wow, Seriously? Can you send me the link? Love Kismet!!! I may have a fellow traveller there! Love that.
There Are NO Coincidences, There Is Only God In Sunglasses and a False Mustache.
I'd love to read it!
BIG SCRUNCHIE HUGS AND KISSES. ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 4 April 2008: Duck walks into a bar. Got Any Gwapes?
Bartender says No. Get out. We don't serve Ducks. Duck leaves.
Duck returns to the bar. Got Any Gwapes?
Bartender says Look, I just told you NO. We don't serve Ducks. Get Out! Duck leaves.
Duc... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 4 April 2008: I though Aer Lingus was a hot tub...
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Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 4 April 2008: You can't get pregnant if you swallow, but you have more fun getting oral sex than giving it - however, you need a very cunning linguist. Irish, that drink sounds like Tigers Milk that everyone drinks in Turkey. Take some Reki and add water. ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 1 April 2008: Flying Penguins?... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 1 April 2008: Transmogrificators? *TROGDOR!!!* Were they gender-benders or veggiemites? Everybody loves TROGDOR.* ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 1 April 2008: BigSis!!! Good Shtick! Thanks for the laughs!!! They put his left leg in, and that when the whole problem started... Ar Ar Ar!
Ba Da Bum Tschhhh!!!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 30 March 2008: YOU ARE TOTALLY OUT OF YOU NUTT! I am never going to remember my vowels the same way again. SPIT TAKE!!!!!!!!!!! Clean lap top... Clean Shirt... Clean screen... LOL!!! XXXXXXXX
The WHOLE point of contraceptive mouthwash is that the Borax prot... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 27 March 2008: *DING* *DING* *DING* *DING*
Attention K-Mart Shoppers!
We have a blue light special on Contraceptive Mouthwash, especially designed to prevent just such matters from happening.
It is interesting that you know so much about the human anatom... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 26 March 2008: Is that a Venti Capistrano?
Moca Choco-latta Ya Ya! Be Your Lady Marmalade! WAY to much Guitar Hero and Rock Band going on in my house, obviously.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: Love That!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: Two Canadians are driving home from a bar. They are not politically correct and are sipping from a couple of travelers (beers-to-go). Suddenly, there are flashing lights in the rear view mirror. Doug is afraid to get caught drunk driving, so Bob ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: OOOooooohhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POLITICS!!!!!! Yay!
Monika Lewinski's Ex-Boyfriend's WIfe for President!
Once You Go Barack - You Never Go Back!!!
Got nuthin on the Republican...
Don't you just love Canadians who live in Chicago!!!!!
Tota... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: Smootchies Kay Kay!!! YOU RULE!
( :S )={
TELLULAH ROCKS!!!!
Yeah Baby!
Have to run, incredibly busy playing Guitar Hero. Hit me with your best shot - fire away! OMG, what a fun game. Having WAY too much fun on this Easter weekend! HOPE E... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 24 March 2008: What's with the moniker, Toasty? And the altitude? Most of us are here to help and if we were blowing off a bit of steam, well, Bob's Your Uncle! If you have noticed, most of the people answering have posted well over 500 answers, if not ... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 21 March 2008: Ocean Babies! By seamen! Better than oral babies. Have thrown my panties on the barbie that Tom Jones is using in Irish's "Green Green Grass From Home".
It is absolutely not possible to get pregnant by swallowing semen. Or swimming in the ocea... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 18 March 2008: Seamen - Don't leave for a long sea voyage without them!... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 15 March 2008: I've got nuthin....... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 14 March 2008: BIG SMOOTCHIES to ALL!!! THAT WAS FUN!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! XXX... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: I'm not drinking, I'm on the patch. Drinking causes oral babies.
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Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Nasal spray... Lots and lots of nasal spray... That must be it. Spring fever has hit Dear Cupid, we're all on nasal spray, and Irish suspiciously has NOT posted the mapquest to her home... And who could blame her! OMG, what a par-tay!
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Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: A) We still have the Queen's Representative, the Governor General here.
B) We don't care much about it.
C) I'm in Chicago.
D) WE TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM HERE!!!!
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Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: A) We still have the Queen's Representative, the Governor General here.
B) We don't care much about it.
C) I'm in Chicago.
D) WE TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM HERE!!!!
... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: I would like to think so, but I am no rocket surgeon. I would also advise taking them out occasionally, and not sneezing as well. Especially during... Or... Is that the point?!!! I'm so confused.... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: If you fall asleep afterwards, you need to wear earplugs if you are hoping for a baby too...... (read in full...)
Can you becoming pregnant if you swallow?
Q. Can you become pregnant if you swallow cum? I was just wondering. Thank you very much....
A. 13 March 2008: Ba Da Bum Bum Tcssssh!
Good Shtick!
Have officially put on some Depends to continue reading this column...
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