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Everytime I masturbate I have bad luck, bad karma or something bad happens!

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Question - (25 February 2009) 130 Answers - (Newest, 20 December 2012)
A male United States age 26-29, anonymous writes:

HI!

This might seem silly, dumb or mentally not normal to some but i have a weird problem, so please don't judge too soon. I also don't have any mental issues, been checked by the docs so Please don't say that you have issues.

It seems like that everytime i masturbate I have bad luck, bad karma or something bad happens. How ever you would like to interpret it, it's just bad. Now i am not religious nor believe in that there is something bigger out there. I like masturbating but i prefer the real deal, so it's not really some guilt in my head. It just so happens that everytime i do it something bad happens, and usually really bad. Don't ask my why or how because i have not clue and i wish it would stop. Whether it's mother going to the hospital or me getting in an accident. I've been doing it since i was about 13 and it's been always on the money. I've read numerous things about masturbation and guilt and all that(even though i don't feel guilty) and people always say it's perfectly natural and fine, in fact it's good to do it, so i think "ahhh it's just in my head", so i do it again and whoalah, something horrible happens. Life got really rough then i started to notice it and tried to stop. When i stopped This got great and everything was dandy but then i fell back to masturbation and all hell broke loose. I just don't understand it. What do you Cupids think of it.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (20 December 2012):

Oh my god, I thought I was the only one. It's totally creepy, isn't it? The worst part is that I have no idea why is this happening so I don't know how to prevent the bad luck. I'm not some porn addict, but everyone likes to get off sometimes, right? As some of you said, there is a certain timing or conditions in which you can sort of 'hide' from the bad luck. For instance, and it may sound wrong to some of you, but when I'm on my period and masturbate in the bathroom, everything's fine after then. During these hell of a couple of days masturbating doesn't cause any bad luck, I don't know why.

Also, someone mentioned it may be due to the chakra points, which sound really interesting, but if masturbation disturbs the energy in the lower abdomen, then actual sex disturbs it too, so it makes no sense, but this really can be something.

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A male reader, m.e.q United States +, writes (16 October 2012):

Something like this happens to me too except everytime I watch a certain type of porn, afterwards my gf and i get into a fight of some sort or break up and get back together a week or so later....or before my gf, any girl I was talking to all the sudden would stop talking to me...idk what it is but I always get this. I don't believe in curses or anything of that sorta but this is getting ridicules. it hasn't failed for now I'm paranoid!

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A male reader, m.e.q United States +, writes (16 October 2012):

Something like this happens to me too except everytime I watch a certain type of porn, afterwards my gf and i get into a fight of some sort or break up and get back together a week or so later....or before my gf, any girl I was talking to all the sudden would stop talking to me...idk what it is but I always get this. I don't believe in curses or anything of that sorta but this is getting ridicules. it hasn't failed for now I'm paranoided!

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (14 October 2012):

Hi folks,

I first came to this page in mid-May this year and realized that I wasn't the only one that this happened to.So I decided to stop masturbating permanently to improve my luck since I was going through a very tough phase in life.And also there was a post around that time suggesting that not masturbating for 5 months at a stretch had helped him a lot.

Here I am almost 5 months later and haven't masturbated even a single time.I would like to highlight some things that I observed so far,

*No matter how strong your resolve is the initial 3-4 weeks will be maddening.Things stabilize henceforth.

*Initially you might feel v.lucky but once you haven't masturbated for a month or 2 you realize that your luck is still playing with you often not showing up when needed the most.

*You will become more confident though(if you already weren't)

*After 4 months the urge gets stronger once again.

*You might have mood swings.

*Your memory may improve.

The end conclusion drawn by me is that Masturbation or No Masturbation if something bad has to happen to you it will anyway, and Not Masturbating in no way will give you the courage to fight it off,it will just leave you wondering "Why is this happening if I didn't do anything wrong?"

But I guess its still better.

All the Best.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (13 October 2012):

Hey guys, I'm 15 and me and my friend used to talk about this stuff and we thought we were the only ones that was getting bad luck but now I'm happy to see I'm not alone,

it started off when this pretty girl i use to talk to and we were getting closer and closer then i wanted and the next day she never even looked at me, and now whenever i wank i know something bad is gonna happen i try avoid but it just happens.

i think i know the reason why though basically;

there 4 main chakra points in the body:

2 on our shoulder

1 on our head

1 near our lower abdomen

now when we wank or jack off were disturbing the energy in the lower abdomen when our penis is this causes a effect in our lives, this is just a theory though but its make some sense.

i just can't stop its killing me, i do it because i don't wanna be too horny lol

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A female reader, kanore United States +, writes (12 October 2012):

wow this is weird I thought I was the only one going through this but every time I watch porn or masturbate something bad happens to me or my family too.It's all very strange because why does this happen I definetely know I'm not addicted to porno but when I watch it one day I do have to masturbate I really want to stop this because I don't want this shit to get any worse.I'm just glade I am not the only one who doesn't have this problem and I finally been able to share my problem with you guys so from now on I'm going to try my hardest not to watch a lot of porn and not to masturbate so much!!

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (8 August 2012):

It appears that this is true. Can't explain it, don't need to try. Bad luck happens when you masturbate. End off. the only way to combat it, is to stop...which is also impossible at times. So what's the solution. Well I believe from what I 've read here and elsewhere that there are some elements of control you can put in place to limit the bad luck. One appears to be TIME. If you do it at night, the Bad Luck will be strongest. Some times worse than others. The early morning the worst. WHERE. The place matters, e.g. outdoors worst. UNDER WHAT CONDITIONS. i.e. Was it desperation that drove you or simply jerking off to someone's face. The latter being worse. Intent seems to be the word here. Self PROMISES of "I won't do it again", means breaking your own promise to yourself...really bad don't make promises you can't keep.

As for the guys and your lack of luck with the other side after masturbation, there is a science that says females can 'sense' the manliness inside you. This probably lowers after jerking. Hence the immense NO. comments about girlfriends leaving etc... This appears to be true even if you don't meet them e.g over phone.

Simple solution. Avoid masturbation if not limit the bad luck.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (1 August 2012):

Yes , it's true , I've tried this and it gives bad luck.

I was a heavy masturbater with I discovered this thing and then bad luck automatically started happening to me.I don't know if this is mental unstabilty or something else but whatever this is , this is a curse sort of thing and it is really bad , but here is what I discovered to combat it

- If you do it just before 12:00 pm or like 11:30 pm , Bad

is much less next day (more closer to 12:00pm , less bad

luck next day

- If you masturbate 2 times ,bad luck will be less next

day

Good luck all ! :D

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (26 July 2012):

This is realy good to finaly get people who face the way i feel. Am from Uganda "Africa". i also thought may be it is the guilt that causes bad luck after i masterbate but u pipo given me an encouragement. i thought i was alone. imagine everytime i masterbate mancherster united ht merely wins bt mainly draws or looses and i feel absolutely bad like as if i was the cause even after i do it and remember we have a match i just know we are dead or i find ma self yelling at ma gf. or if someone promises me someting i dnt get it. and the bad luck happens for 24 hours and after that i see good things happening. God what kind of curse is this?

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (24 July 2012):

Wow I thought I was the only one this happened to and I google it and it brought me here. Makes me feel alot better that am not the only who gets bad luck after masturbation since the age of 12 whether it was a bad day or bad things happening to me I even tried to stop but only lasted about month wish I could know why this happens to me or us.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (20 July 2012):

Hi guys, i just wanted to give you all support,

maybe someone should make a website for this shit and where

we could discus these things...

I am glad that i am not alone.

BTW There should be a documentary series about this,

it would be very interesting to see how this really affects our daily lives.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (14 July 2012):

Holy Shit!!..

i cant believe this... I know that it is cliche but i thought that i was the only one and searched "bad luck after masturbating"on google and came here. I have been masturbating since i was 7 and now i am 15. I realized that after masturbating i had 48 of bad luck when i was about 13.

I am an atheist and believe purely on science. I also dont believe on karma.

Always try to fight the temptation but i fail and i go into the cycle of bad luck. Whenever i don't masturbate life is great and i somehow have good luck in school, love life and even with my family relations.

Somebody should make a program on tv about this shit!

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A male reader, glcop United States +, writes (14 July 2012):

Yeah...it's true; unfortunate things do happen when you/I masterbate. When youre married, its worse because weird things can start happening to the ones you love...believe it or not. I've been struggling with this issue for years but more so lately. I pray on the regular but God is a God of freewill so if you're looking for him to rip heaven open and tell you to stop, you'll be jerking off for the rest of your life. We have to stop kidding ourselves...porn sends evil spirits into our lives that keep us bound and make us jerk off the more until it becomes a sick habit. After it takes hold of you, you don't even need the porn anymore to ejaculate. Stop while you can! Thank God for you guys. I know some jerk-off will get on here and clown but we need the haters to push us to a higher level. Later.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (21 June 2012):

Man oh man de a curse or karma...

ive been jerkin off since I was 15. Now not that anything bad happens but heres what I notice.

i could meet a girl and I may like her so I talk to her yadayada.this could be a girl from school or a girl from work or a girl I meet and be kool wit.

I have a tendecy to go home and jerk off to them...f^^^d up thing is the next day they would want not a ^^n thing to do with me

im 23 now ive always noticed this pattern but I never knew why..

i jerk off to porn nothing at all bad happens..but you all should know the feeling when you need to beat off to a certain girls face...

but just recently there was a girl who was into me crazy..

she would wait for me at the bus every day..she started to grow on me..now I like her...i swore next time I saw her I would get her #...

i jerk off to her face in my mind..next day being today she ignored me. She looked as if she wanted nothing to do wit me why?...

this has been my curse since I first started jerking off..but now im glad I came to this site. I'm searching for an answer I feel a lot better now hearing all of you guys and your storiez.

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (16 June 2012):

My fix for this, if you can, masturbate twice in a row, it has always worked for me. Sometimes it causes good luck, you just have to experiment and find ways around it like doing it on days you have nothing planned, doing it twice in a row. Sometimes just not caring if something goes wrong and not letting it get to you works too, be like, this awesome feeling is totally worth missing my bus. Dont let this hold you back from some awesome personal time.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (7 June 2012):

k heres my story. i met the most amazing girl in my life. the 1st time we met it was for about an hour or so...nd she was cute. as we spoke it was the first time i tot we had every 2nd thing similar between us n after we left her face was appearing in front of me, her voice was ringing in my ears. the next day she told me that the same things exactly happened with her. this went on for 2 days and it was like we were totally in love. IMMEDIATLEY her face disappeared. i felt bad about it and told her all those effects had gone. She told me its ok nd not to think about it. u c.....if u watch porn and masturbate, u may enjoy it. (i totally do).....but there r more greater things in life......maybe GOD...n i bet hes given me a cock and m not supposed to use it! arrrrrgh! it does bring back luck and bad karma! NO DOUBT

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A reader, anonymous, writes (31 May 2012):

I have this exact same problem, I thought it was all in my head, its mostly problems with my girlfriends or girls I like. Example: I dated this girl for about a month without masturbation then I thought it was all in my head so I masturbated and then the next few days she started ignoring me so I didn't masturbate after that and she stated talking to me then I did it again and she broke up with me. Another example I never masturbated and I wa s texting a girl and then. My friend told me to try it soI started masturbating a lot after that about a week later she told me she couldn't do it and before that things were going great between us.another example its actually happening right now I met this girl on the internet and she told me to text her so we started talking a lot and I met her a few days ago and it went good and then I started masturbaiting and now she is ignoring me and won't call me back or even talk to me. Do you guys know of any way I can stop it before I lose her and I don't want to lose her I love her more than anything in the world.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (16 May 2012):

Wow i really cant believe this...

I have the same problem and i finally found a place where

I can tell someone without getting " yea right" or " your just being stupid"

This happenes to me all the time

But i cant stop. It sucks.

I try, but i get the urg and i do it anyway.

There has to be a solution. I think that only solution is to just STOP for

Good.

I hope everone on here can get rid of this "curse" and move on.

I did it today. Im gonna try to make this my last day

Wish me luck!!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (15 May 2012):

I came to this by searching "masturbation causes bad luck", its a theory i had since a couple of years ago NOT because i read about it online, but purely because of my personal experiences. i only discovered today that i am not alone (thank god) and this site and reaffirmed my theory that masturbation and bad karma/luck is indeed 100% true.

I started masturbating since i was 16, now i am 27, and let me tell you my entire life has been bad luck after bad luck, it has nothing to do with "negative" thinking as i'm generally positive and everyone i know always tells me "hey i like ur positivity" but in reality my life is in pieces due to my luck. After i got married, i continued to masturbate despite having sex with my wife. I would have sex at night and masturbate to porn in the morning, i luv her to death but its just an additiction.

Throughout my life the day i masturbate or if i masturbate continuously for a week for example, i would most definitely experience an event of utmost badluck or even total disaster. For example, i was not masturbating for a while, got an amazing job offer all worked out, signed the contract, then got too horny and masturbated, 2 days later i got a call that they can't give me the job anymore due to some ridiculous reason! Till today i suffer due to missing out on that job. This is only 1 example, i had things like visas getting rejected, financial loss, car breaking down, major things lost, life long friends leaving me for no reason, trouble with my wife, unexplained major health problems even though i'm v healthy, these are just some little things of many.

Some of you may say its due to "bad decisions" but that is not true, i am an intelligent individual excelled in school and graduated from a top university. I have experimented with this theory of Masturbation linked to bad luck, the period when i decide to STOP masturbation, things go smooth things get better , but the moment i masturbate, everything crashes down and this is NOT all in my mind i have experimented with this multiple times and its ALWAYS true.

I am so glad i found this place, i wish we can all meet and discuss this topic somewhere but i dunno if ppl would be comfortable face to face :P . I hope more and more people realize this truth, i am 100% convinced its true especially after reading this.

The worst part is no matter how bad my life is, i continue to masturbate, i just can't stop. And ALWAYS when i DO masturbate, whatever was going well or expecting a good result (thanks to holding off masturbation), it WILL crash and burn, purely because i broke my promise not to masturbate. This is not a matter of "belief" it is pure Truth.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (11 February 2012):

I guess it's what our friend wrote here - the power of belief.

I began masturbating when I was 14 and did it every single day, which is normal for a teenager. Back then, I had no bad luck episodes or what so ever.

I began dating a girl when I was 20 (whom stayed with me until I reached 29) and despite we having an active sex life, I remained masturbating the days we didn't meet.

However, when I reached 23/24, I don't remember how or why, but I simply began to believe every time I had a bad luck episode, it was due to masturbation.

I began to try and quit it, but the longest time I could stay without doing it was a month. And know what? While I wasn't doing it, life was great! To me, when I didn't masturbate, a lucky aura was created around me and I gained absolute power!

However, I'm human and even though had a girl to fulfill my sexual needs, there were moments I didn't have her around where the sex drive was absurd - and fell into temptation. And it was almost immediate - something bad happened. Lost money, lost a client, got sick, had a fight with my girlfriend...

But you know? A year ago I divorced. And went on with my "no masturbation" philosophy. And when I met my current girlfriend, I had major sex issues, because I was unable to maintain my erection and when I "had it", it wasn't 100% hard. She almost broke up, because as you know, girls think they are the cause. It was masturbation what saved me. I practiced when I wasn't with her and when we were together, could keep the erection at 100% and stable.

What I thought gave me bad luck saved me from losing someone who I consider very important to me!!!

What makes me look back and think... My fear was completely logic-free. What happened would happen regardless of me jacking off.

Bad things DID happen when I wasn't masturbating, but I believed that there would be a happy twist pretty soon, because I was behaving and was lucky. And my belief in this was so strong that it did!!!

Perhaps this illogis certainty of bad luck after masturbating was so strong that I subconscioulsy drove myself into situations of bad luck to prove myself my very own point.

Almost every religion condemns masturbation and although society evolved, it is still somehow seen as something wrong and that you should feel guilty for doing.

The only issue we have to watch out with masturbation is that it can addict and we have to watch out with the perils of this. Some people prefer it over sex with their partners, going out with friends and are even keen to arrive late for work or school because it was better to jack off first.

But long story short, if you believe it will or if you believe it won't, either way you are right.

I am struggling to kill this belief that has haunted me for years and the process is slow. I still miss the sensation of invencibility and powerful luck and wish could find a way to feel it again by other means!

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (11 February 2012):

Damn thank god im not the only one. Everytime i masturbate something bad happens so i try to do it at days in which i dont have anything social planned. you know, so that i can stay at home all day long until the 'curse' goes away. once for a week i stayed up everynight watching series and stuff until about four a.m. my mom gets mad when i stay up so long so i always tried my best not to get busted. then this week , this whole week i made it without masturbating until Saturday. that night i was so horny i jus thad to do it. so at about three oclock i cummed . and guess what ? three minutes later i got busted to my mom for staying up. after that i am very careful about when i masturbate -.-

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (1 February 2012):

Im also affected by this. Im 18 now and ive been doing it since I was 13. when i do it multiple times a day, couple a weeks later something terrible would happen. I always feel depressed and after masturbating i say to my self "why the hell did i do it ?Im never gonna do it again". But i always end up masturbating again. The longest i ever went without doing it was for nearly a month thats when we traveled to England, Swiss and Germany to visit our relatives. It was a new place so i couldnt do it and i was going crazy. On the day we were gonna leave i ended up masturbating while showering. When we got to the airport, my parents couldnt find my passport and it was Chaotic for 15 mins. Then we found it. And was really scared. I still do it. Im trying my best to stop it but i end up failing it.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (31 January 2012):

shit. now i know. Thanks guys perhaps i won't jack off tonight XD.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (31 January 2012):

dude i cant believe i am not the only one!!! this happens to me all the flippin time!!

i stopped masterbating a few days ago and the days thus far are as follows

Day 1. Masterbated

Day 2. Parents didnt get paid

Day 3. Didnt Masterbate

Day 4. Parents got paid and i am now in flordia

Day 5. Got a Job at Hess Gas Station

this just seems abit odd ya know?

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (31 January 2012):

Hey, guys and girls here, I am glad that I am not alone. Ever since I read up this post, I know that there's definitely a link between Karma and Masturbate. From then on I have stop masturbating but of course, still couldn't resist sexual fantasy or porn at times.

But as long as I never Masturbate while watching porn, nothing bad happens.(okay, maybe bad things still does happens but the bad things that occur isn't as bad as when you Masturbate, I mean if you don't masturbate doesn't always mean you will be in good luck forever.)

But hey, one particular night straight after I watch porn, my mind was full of dirty thoughts and I think I wank off without masturbating, something like a wet dream! So, according to the guy that relates spiritual/life energy to ejaculation and calling us people with the "souls", will having wet dreams brings bad karma too? I don't really have the guilty feeling but will bad luck strikes me again? I have abstain from Masturbating for like 30+ days already! :( I want my life energy to keep growing!

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (29 January 2012):

okay, so i've been posting here for a while as anonymous, and i've read alot of interesting things, btw i am too part of this who feels that the next day is bad, but im going to set up an experiment and see how things go, i will let everyone know once this is over, please do comment on here more cuz im reading all the recent ones usually. and wow, as if theres so many of us, it cant be just a coincident :\

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A male reader, Stev_b7 Belgium +, writes (27 January 2012):

Hi, strange but today I googled the words "sex brings bad luck" and I came to this website. So I am not the only one ! When I masturbate or have sex (I am gay) it seems I have bad luck this day (or maybe some days). I'm a catholic educated, so sex was also taboo especially gay sex. But after studying 'books of wisdom' I discovered all religions have like warnings about sex. I think the bad luck is like a warn to people that sex is a lower (animal) behaviour which NOT lead to 'enlightment'. btw, the 7 sins are pride, avarice/greed, envy, wrath/anger, lust(sex...), gluttony and sloth. So each of this sins brings us a bad carma, meaning not leading to the right path (Bringing bad luck...). When you ignore this warnings your life can become miserable. So I try to limit my sex life. But as we still are human beings, I think we have to life with shit from time to time (because today I fell in dog shit on the street after I masturbate me this morning :(... My email : [email address blocked]

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A male reader, manny235 United States +, writes (22 January 2012):

manny235 agony aunti am 17 and i have the same issue but this really did not start with this addiction of it for when i was like 14 i am so glad that i am not the only one but sometimes i tried to stop and probably my longest was 3 to 4 weeks but i just start going back and the karma just strikes so what i decided to do is sometimes not use any kind of thing or device or anything at all that would make me get turned on i did this and it worked i got better with girls and my brain functioned in a way it never did before like at all i was smart and even looked like a million bucks girls were more attracted to me and i got see this because i did masturbate after wards that time period for like a week and a half and as soon as i went back it changed completely for two straight days now i know that my life will change and i have decided i will start this , i will contact everyone back when i feel the time is right and their is someone in need because the time i get done with this i will have started my time to not masturbate anymore i will get closer to what i know is right and completely take out everything that i know is wrong may i be in the hands of my savior .

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (14 January 2012):

Thats funny, the same thing happeneds to me i just looked up bad luck after masterbaiting in google, i was curious because i thought i was the only one. Well ur not alone good luck.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (9 January 2012):

Finallly more replies on this topic, please people keep this going and put more events and stuff you have come across, if its so many people, there has to be something !

I honestly feel like shit about this thing, nothing goes well because of this, we need to find a fix.. i have no clue what to do about it :( please people write whatever else you know, i want solution without consequences, its a stress reliever

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A male reader, 93gma United States +, writes (8 January 2012):

Just like everyone here I'm shocked that I'm not the only one. I started masturbating when I was 14 (summer of 2008). I remember feeling great the first few times after doing it. However after a while it became a habit and soon addicting.

Then strangely enough I started noticing the "karma." Things just didn't feel like they were going my way at all the day after masturbating. This is going to sound odd but I was a huge Yankee fan (and still am) and every time I did it I remember they lost the game. In fact they missed the playoffs that year. It doesn't sound big but that mattered to me greatly at the time.

I always felt "cursed" the day after doing it. I've had some unfortunate events happen to me the day after doing it. I remember I got beaten up in the street after walking home from school. I got robbed one time in the subway as well. I had terrible luck talking to girls I liked the day after. It always felt like something bad was going to happen at some point of the day.

I'm 18 now, and I really want to quit but I feel like I'm stuck in a cycle. I try to abstain but it's hard. I do it about 1-2 times a week and really want to stop it ruins my day and I feel that it interferes with things that I want to be successful on. Longest I lasted was 8 days.

Ironically I usually feel great the days that I don't do it.

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A male reader, ...tree dots... United States +, writes (1 November 2011):

Hi Everyone!

I have read this blog long time ago,and now i decided to

register,make account and participate in this answer-exchange.

I just wanted to say hello and to wish you good luck! :D

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (20 October 2011):

for a few years now i have felt this way and it has spooked the hell out of me. I am religious and find it relatively hard not to masturbate for more than 3 days however it has become so evident over the years bad luck does correspond with it in a short space of time.

I don't think god is punishing us for masturbating, but rather guiding us onto the right path in life. God has given us the gift in which we can change things for the good of ourselves and others in a positive way. Also i believe delaying sex until after marriage to the one you love will bring more greatness in our life and hopefully a happy married lifestyle with children. (invest the pleasure you feel in masturbation to the one you share deep authentic emotions with to reproduce and carry the ultimate gifts of god (children) and god will be pleased with you).

However it should never be assumed that not masturbating for a week or a month will entitle one to good luck, bad things do happen and there is always a reason for it as god knows what he has instilled for us and why, but again i do believe this certain power individuals posses in the form of restraining our desires to do good in the world and being rewarded for it.

I also believe that every human has certain gifts in this case control of your own luck . Other examples include Psychic mediums who experience inner powers to communicate to the dead. These things are real whether some people choose to deny it and it is Gods way of giving us hope in our current life and the life that awaits us.

My moral is to utilise your gifts from god for the good of humanity and one will be rewarded. If your have gone as far as to search this topic in google it is obvious that you have noticed such a trend in your lifestyle. Don't deny it or be afraid of it, it's very much real.

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A female reader, So_Very_Confused United States + , writes (11 October 2011):

So_Very_Confused agony auntwell gawd if bad things happened to me every time I masturbated I'd be in big trouble. even with a partner it's nearly a daily event for me and I've been at it since I was very young.. (easily before age 9 even)....

IF you are looking for an excuse to stop that's one thing..

IF you are looking for a correlation I could do a plotting spreadsheet to determine causation but that would require lots of data.

Personally I think it's mere coincidence...

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (11 October 2011):

thanks for whoem soo started this blog..I trying to find out y m facing problem after masturbation since soo many years and accidentally clicked this site n m very happy to see soo many others been having the same n searching the amswer.after seeing this blog m very sure this s not just a belif nor coincidence..I want this blog to find out why is this happening to us and who are we as every one who watch porn or masturbated does not have this problem?y only we?who are we?y god has created us like this?is this a curse or a gift?

soo many questions in me..want this blog to get bigger and famous that soo many will be helped

i ll try my best to find out the answers and post in this blog...thanks folks.all the best!

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (9 October 2011):

STOP MASTURBATING, IT'S WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I stopped masturbating 5 months ago. When I used to masturbate my life was horrible. Before I stopped I was really scrawny no matter how much I worked out, I got bad grades no matter how much I studied, I always depressed because bad things were always happening and I was a 17 year old virgin. My life is sooooooo amazing right now. I'm buff as hell, I have straight A's and I just finished reading a 750 page on partial differential equations in 3 weeks and I'm acing all my tests(except english) at uni, bad things rarely happen and I banged 4 different girls two weeks ago.

Reading posts like this is what helped me to stop and I hope that my post will help the person reading stop cuz this shit is for real. I'm an atheist but Im staring to think that there is some energy or karma that is beyond the realm of science. I plan to eventually write a book about it because I want to help as much people as I can.

Note: bad things still happen and will always happen even if your mother Teresa but they don't bother me because im at peace with my self and always optimistic because I stopped masturbating.

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (4 October 2011):

Same stuff here. I'm a girl. Been dealing with this since I was like 7 or 8. ... So what are we? Why doesn't this affect everybody? I love m'bating but sometimes I just don't do it because I'm scared that something bad is going to happen the next day.

It's really creepy, I'm 22 btw. I would like an answer, any answer. I read about energy release, karma, luck, ... maybe we think that something bad is going to happen, so we somehow attract some sort of energy, bad energy and bad things end up happening. What is going on? and CAN'T BE COINCIDENCE.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (25 September 2011):

I am in the same boat as many other people here!

Some background info: I am an atheist and firm believer in science, my parents never told me not to do it, I am very sexually secure, and I don't feel guilty about it when I do the Wango Tango.

But alas, for some incomprehensible reason, when I whack it I seem to get up to a few days of bad luck, and things "just don't go my way at all".

The first time I ever had a real girlfriend, and got laid, was after about 3 weeks of no fiddling around. I just decided "I'm gonna take a break" (it was losing its fun :( ), and everything in my life got so much better. Everything fell apart shortly after I started again. The girl moved away on bad terms, I was depressed, and my first few weeks of school were horrible.

I personally like the response from [Anonymous on March 31, 2011], it is the best semi-feasible explanation I have seen yet after much research.

May good luck be with you all :D

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (5 July 2011):

Hay I know what you mean I have he same shot happen

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (3 July 2011):

Ive just recently starting to notice this also. After going on sites and stuff things actually do go bad. I just got my car today, it was supposed to be finished like a couple of days ago but then something goes wrong with the license plate and then the car isn't ready on time etc etc.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (1 July 2011):

does it still happen to you guys if your girlfriend jerks you off?

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (26 June 2011):

These posts make me feel normal as the same happens for me , if I masterbate bad things really do happen and I have noticed this for ten years, even if its just a argument with the girlfriend just seems its the case . Well maybe there really is something to this .

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (25 June 2011):

Wow! I thought I was the only one who went through all this. And not just one experience. I can relate to most experiences listed here!

I've been brought up in a religion that brands masturbation, even thoughts like those, a sin.

Bad things have been happening to me every time I have masturbated. I may not have associated both on earlier occasions but for about 15 years now (I'm in the 30s), I have observed that whenever I jerked off, something bad was in store for me - scolding in school for inadvertent mistakes, arguments / bad days at college, poor show at work, standoffs with customers and what have you.

As the nature of my job would have it, I travel a lot and thus have to be away from my girlfriend for weeks, sometimes months.

All the while I try to control the sexual urges but then they start piling up one by one. And I also realize that I'm giving in. I start by being watching saucy pictures from news sites that I read regularly (for news, mostly!), then graduate to being naked in the room, then move on to seeing "artistic" nudity, then to celebrity nudity and then, poof! I let loose all my guard and within no time, I have masturbated and cummed. Guilt kicks in like and fills me up so much I feel I would burst from within.

Then I resolve not to masturbate again. Only to again go through these steps in a manner only a clinical procedure would be performed.

I'm also glad that there's another viewer who does what I sometimes do....pleasure myself but not cum. But this, too, doesn't work for long.

The urge swells up from within so much that I sometimes tend to become unfaithful. That's when I reason out to myself in support of masturbation, so I can be faithful. But I know deep within that I can never be unfaithful and all I'm doing is justifying the act that brings me a lot of pleasure but greater bad luck, mental pain, shame and guilt.

I have turned to Yoga to help me disseminate the seminal fluid and convert it into energy. I've heard a lot about this conversion.

So far I've controlled myself for weeks together and I'm practicing some of the Yogic techniques. They seem to be working in that when I do get back home and ejaculate (not by myself, of course!), I find the ejaculate thicker, whiter. Perhaps indicative of improved quality! Perhaps I'm speculating.

Anyway, it is working for me, albeit slowly. I've had to put conscious efforts to practice the techniques.

All said and done, the original problem of bad things happening after masturbation remains and still scares me.

- Masturbation-affected man

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (15 June 2011):

guys, it's 48 hours for men the bad luck. I've always experienced 48 hours of bad luck and after that, life is ok.

And then I thought to myself. why is it 48 hours? is there a significance? And lo and behold I discover just now that the max lifespan of sperm is 48 hours.

Sperm can remain active for up to that time.

http://health.howstuffworks.com/sexual-health/sexuality/human-reproduction10.htm

I've been at it for 20 years, and after all these years, and first becoming aware of the phenomenon after 7 years - and living with this belief for the last 13 years - I have seen time and again where things have not gone right for me. Arguments, work issues etc.

I just think it's too much of a co-incidence.

Perhaps not everyone is affected - only some people.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (6 June 2011):

dude, im a girl and the same thing happens to me, i try to work deals out with myself where i try to regulate it, but it never works. and sometimes i try not to make myself cum cause i think maybe then it doesnt count. i dont know, the thing that seems to help me go the longest without doing it is to make it a competition. with a friend, see who can go the longest without anything. try to create your own system so you feel in control.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (10 April 2011):

wow dude same here..i'm 14-17 and every time i watch porn, there's always something bad happen to me the following day.

and whenever i watch porn, and the following day i'll get into trouble unless i made a "bet" with God. you can call me crazy or wat, but 70% it works.

i keep thinking about karma after watching porn, as a result, i got unlucky the following day.

but if i don't think about karma or i totally forgot that i watched porn, nothing will happen to me.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (7 April 2011):

wow, i never thought that a lot of other guys are experiencing this. i thought i was crazy thinking about m'bation and karma but, hey, im not alone!

here's what i do. i pray to the Lord, and tell Him that i will do it once a week. it may sound crazy but it works! i do it once a week, and nothing bad happens. but i try to do it twice in a week, the following day, my girlfriend and i fight about something.

this is getting pretty serious.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (6 April 2011):

Hello, I have the same problem. I masturbate then feel guilty and bad and soo many good opportunities have passed me and I have not been myself to live up to them opportunities and succeed. You people are right its just 5 seconds for some of us of happiness or a lifetime of happiness. I also feel I am losing my short term memory and not performing well in anything.

When I didnt masturbate for 3 weeks, soo many good things happened to me. I wish I stop and get my life back together. All the best everyone and good luck with this quest.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (31 March 2011):

Yes, it's a thing that alot of people (not everyone) go through. I my self have felt as if I am going to have a not so good day if I spank the monkey. In all of the 80 something answers that are here, there's a part that I can relate to.

Here's the thing. it IS the power of belief.

It doesn't really gives us bad luck. we only assume it does, ergo, shit happens. This belief, this feeling is so strong in us, that even if we try to put a shadow of a doubt that it's not true, we always feel as if the bad luck is lurking right around the corner.

My theory is complex, however, usable.

People tell us here, time and again, that they didn't wave the dolphin for 2 weeks so they could win something or pass a test. we can learn to control this and use it for our advantage.

Here's another theory.

I've looked in to ancient scriptures of a few cultures regarding this matter and this shit is as old as time.

and here's what I found out and realized:

1) We use our basic life force to prevent personal anthropy.

2) our basic life force is in our sexual organs up to our belly.

3) while having orgasm alone, we release this force/energy.

4) while having orgasm by sex, we share this energy and do not loose it like in masturbation.

5) loosing our basic life force make us loose a little control of our own surroundings. we are vulnerable.

6) the more we keep it the more powerful we become, however, we also become a little crazy and on edge and unhappy.

bottom line... I think that the people who have bad luck after masturbating are the people who hold a "soul".

which means... very powerfull people who have a basic need which keeps them down so they won't be able to take over the world. :)

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (30 March 2011):

Wow, I'm really relieved to find a post about this. I have the same problem to and it's been getting to me. I've noticed a cycle.

1. I masturbate.

2. I think I'm gonna get the bad luck soon.

3. I doubt the universe/God is actually out to get me. (Come on, God doesn't punish you like that.)

4. I get bad luck.

5. I resent masturbating.

6. I avoid it for a few days.

7. I masturbate.

Funny thing though. There was time when we had a huge one day competition coming up and I was just determined not to mess things up. I did not masturbate a solid two weeks before the competition and amazingly enough we reached the finals! Now, the finals was supposed to take place the next day and I was hell-bent on not doing ANYTHING to ruin our chances. But then the finals were postponed to next week, and then the next. And when finally the day came, we did it, we won. I did not masturbate for one month (a personal best) and the results were good.

Now of course, I'm back to the same old routine. Sigh.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (28 March 2011):

hey man, I think I broke the cruse or something...

so i haven't masturbate for about a good 2 week because I have something important coming up soon. and during that week, something really really bad happen to me. so I'm thinking, "why did this happen if I didn't masturbate?". then I started thinking about this whole masturbation = karma thing differently.

Like I really feel comfortable masturbating now without thinking about the worst, I just hope you guys have the same experience I have and you can pass this down to anyone with a doubt. yeah, that's all I have to say, take care everyone.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (27 March 2011):

guys i too thought it happens with me only ..... i don't know why this thing happens god punishes us or what .... i just pray that this thing gets over and we all live a healthy life ... god bless all my mates having the same problem :)

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (27 March 2011):

thank you for writing this post. I am 14 and the same things have happened to me. I am catholic but i have a hard time beliving masturbation is a real problem. After i went to reconcilliation i have began to stop, the temptation is still there but i can actually control my self. My advice is, if you want to stop go to reconcilliation and tell the loard what you have done. the bad luck will go away.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (17 March 2011):

I would like to thank the original poster.Man, you really brought up an important issue.I am 28 married and have been doing it since I was 13.During graduation I always felt that there is some bad karma or bad luck associated with m'bation.

But now I know,I have personally tried that If i can control my desire for a long period I get good results.even if i dont get good results I amk not that pissed off as I am after getting bad results if they are followed by a night of m'bation.

I don't know what I am writing,I was actually searching for ways to quit m'bation and smoking and stumbled upon this. I pray for everyone (atleast for them who feel like me) to get will power to control our desire.

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A male reader, loosecanon United Kingdom +, writes (11 March 2011):

OK, THIS SO TRUE. However, I read somewhere that some people got good results instead.

Well this is my finding.

You watch porn and masturbate= bad results

You think about somebody lovingly you been with and masturbate= Good results.

You think about somebody you been with and you just did not like the sex with that person and masturbate= Really good results.

Do this 3-4 times in a row after a short break as obviously needed, thinking about the person you did not like the sex with at all , that puts you off masturbating as well.

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A male reader, Swedyo Sweden +, writes (23 February 2011):

wow I though I am the only one who feel like this XD After masturbate shit happen always happen . I tried stop masturbate for 3 week and yea good thing happened alot then I couldnt resist to not masturbate. next day bad luck...bad thing happen..

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (4 February 2011):

Holy shit.. I thought it was only myself that this happened to... I thought i was crazy. Everytime i wack off i get super paranoid that my family or friends would have something bad happen to them.. Something is telling me to stop.. Don't have to tell me twice..

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (30 January 2011):

Dude this is so freaking crazy... I thought I was the only one. For the past few years, my life has been sh*t, and I have been a compulsive masturbator... about 2 years ago I finally pin pointed where my bad luck was coming from... God is punsihing me every time I wank... I dont care if anyone says I'm stupid or I'm dillusional... Dude I know it in my heart... Everytime I go without masturbating I have great days...good luck... girls smiling at me etc... when I masturbate BAD THING ALWAYS HAPPEN...ALWAYS.... I just recently went 11 days without masturbating, unfortunately I jacked off the 11th day twice...and I jacked off this morning... I hope God forgives me, because I have a job interview coming up tomorrow... I promised God I would give him minimum of 50 days (No masturbation, No Porn).... To be honest, I HATE masturbating, but it makes me feel so good.... I really need to stop..... Guys just listen to me, it's no coincidence bad things happen to us after we masturbate... There is definitely something more too it... I thought I was the only one who noticed it....

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (26 January 2011):

I'm so glad that others have the same problem as me. I thought I was just weird or cursed. But at the same time I'm not happy because this shut sucks. I dont know if its spirtual or karma or luck or all 3 but it sucks. And it is usally for 24hrs of nothing good after I masturbate.. But after that 24hr period everything is great. Its like punishment. And the longer I go without masturbating longer good things happen to me. And if I dont masturbate for awhile them I do the karma isn't as bad it is as if I would've done it twice in a week. More frequent worse I get punished. Ife started to pray every night even if I dont masturbate to try to keep god on my side and it helps only a little. Glad I found this. But sad too

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (19 January 2011):

Oh my goodness I believe that when you are searching for an answer you must search objectively.

So this search or hypothesis must be recorded in an objective scientific manner.

And in my opinion people are so hardwired to believe what has been drilled in our collective psyche.

I believe concerning masturbation as with anything else moderation is the key.

Too much of anything is a bad thing any thing that controls your life and distracts you from interaction with other physical life forms is a bad thing.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (15 January 2011):

I've been on the floor laughing so much I had tears running down my face.

At the erroneous suggestion that masturbation results in bad karma.

Masturbation does none of those bad things. It's great, feels good, and does no harm. It's been practised for millions of years by people all over the world. It's also relaxing. Will never give you a sexually transmitted disease. Nor, can you get pregnant (as long as partner not there with you at the time)

A long time ago witches were thought to be real non-human evil beings. So people got all agitated and in a frenzy. Then they worked ways to kill these innocent really human poor people.

If you want to believe fallacies then perhaps you'll also think that fairies fly through the sky while you sleep and that the world will end tonight?

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A male reader, tk5718 United Kingdom +, writes (5 January 2011):

READ MY POINT

Wow I cant believe tht i found this thread, while i was searching on google thinking it would jus probably be me and found this shocked me.

I read all of the answers posted before mine, however, there is no friggin way that this is a coincidence or jus bad sum sort of myth because masturubating definately makes a difference temporarily in life.

I think that its sum sort of gift that only sum people know of (us lot) as i have asked people that i think do it alot more than me but it doesnt make any difference to there lives meaning that they dont hav the power to change good for bad or bad for good, they jus have to sit with it where as i just need to stop doing it within a week my life is back on track doing well

I started wen i was like 13 and now im 18 at uni i realize even more that the bad luck is only wen i do IT!

i hate the fact that my need to do it mainly comes wen theres an important date ahead like an exam that i might F up, although doing good things like praying all prayers i am suppose too, can sort out the problem.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (18 November 2010):

Yes this happens and I can partially explain why! When we masturbate alone it makes us become more comfortable in private. Which unfortunately in return makes most people without knowing come off as if they can take care of themselves in public. Subconcously after masturbating we are less outgoing/social although this is fact, haha i do believe it brings bad luck. But for those of you who want to stay home more often or not go out as much its because you become really comfortable in your comfort zone when u masturbate and its not really motivating to go outside of it. However, when I don't masturbate I get better grades in school and it seems like more opportunities come up for me its weird so I think luck must play a factor in our lives =)

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (8 November 2010):

this happens to me all the time... i onced tried to prove it: masturbated, within a week something bad happened.... then i never masturbated for 4 months, greatest 4 months of my life... and the ex gf came and "released" my stress.... and back to square 1.

i've realised that this is actually a gift. we have a power to control our lives and have great success by just not wanking/masturbating...

i started gyming and when i think of sex or get horny and want to wank i just start thinking about gyming and other important stuff to get done... in other words i distract myself.

we have a great gift people. we can control our lives and the lives of others around us. Its clear that not many people can do this... this is a great gift but it doesn't come easy and there has to be a sacrifice... a successful life is way better than that 5 second orgasm...

the initial step is the hardest but once you get over it it's easy as hell... I did it for 4 months, the first 3 weeks were the most challenging and then it got so much easier.

its a difficult road but imagine the lives we can have by just not masturbating...

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (4 November 2010):

I had been masturbating since I was like 4, a family member was a porn addict and I started watching after the person was gone. I reduced the rate of masturbating constantly and eventually, I am free, although the wet dreams are depressive, I find ways to avoid them like not eating too much before going to bed, and waking up at like 4:00A.M(I’m most likely to have a wet dream at around 5 &6), and drinking less water. It might be hard to quit, but it is not impossible. I swear its worth it. Of one thing I’m sure, it is not coincidental to have bad luck after a wet dream or, especially, Masturbation. Just try it. I always thought there was someone out there like me. Peace.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (4 November 2010):

Same thing happens to me. I thought I was just crazy, but it seems as if I'm not. Every time I masturbate something bad happens! I just don't understand it. And I know that some thing will happen if I masturbate, and when I'm done I look out for clues or something haha. I don't know guys... but it happens to me too.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (4 November 2010):

Dont feel weird man, the same thing has happened to me. I mean every time. I dont know why it is, but I thought I was the only person that has had this problem

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (3 November 2010):

I feel the same way... and in fact in sometimes make weird ultimatums for myself...like ok "i know when i masterbate something bad will happen, if after i cum, and i masterbate again until ejaculation nothing bad will happen" haha thats what i sometimes tell myself. Or say if i control my sexual energies and give myself a massive orgasm, nothing bad will happen. but sometimes bad stuff still goes on even with the ultimatum...but at least thats how i convince myself to do it when i need to overcome the thought of impending doom. I strongly beleive it has ALOT to do with your surrounding energies....and by the way, about karma happening to only the individual..think about this... your mom goes into the hospital, well that even did happen to you, you are the observer and so it is something that happened to only you, because you are the only observer...ya know? Lastly, I think it has something to do with WHY you are masterbating... are you mearly thinking of that cute person you met, or that hot porno? or are you masterbating to regulate your chemicals....i mean if you dont ejaculate on purpose your going to have a wet dream, your body NEEDS to process these fluids in some way.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (2 November 2010):

I can't believe this is actually really happening?

I'm really considering doing this as a survey to find out if it's the truth.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (31 October 2010):

dude the same thing happens to me, i've googled about this situation where i have bad luck after masturbation and this is one of the results...i thought it only happens to me, guess you guys have it too...

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (27 October 2010):

Oh my days I have the same problem, it's creepy :/

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (27 October 2010):

Same thing happens to me, masturbate and bad luck, have laid off for a few weeks lol met a girl I really like so didn't want nothing bad to happen, but well getting horny and its a slow deal of a relationship lol so was looking this up to see if it was just me, was hoping i would get a its all in your head lol

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A male reader, tebo1769 United States +, writes (26 October 2010):

I know this sounds weird and it happens to me too. I wonder if there is some connection between all of us that has this happen? It doesn't happen to alot of people but it does to some of us. What do you think?

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (20 October 2010):

man i have the same problem, tons of bad luck happens to me after i masterbate, i know this will bring me bad luck and i promise my self i wont do it again, but its to hard to stop the urge. so i wack off and the cycle start over again. im so sad

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A reader, anonymous, writes (19 October 2010):

This is the first time that I have looked up this phenomena. It is real for some, I do it and the bad comes later. Not attitude change....I am talkin armegedon! Bank has a typo, Water heater breaks, head on collision, Bottom falls out of coffee cup, hood to car flies up on highway, computer hard drive blows up, camera is stolen and the security cameraes stopped working ect...ect...and the bad only happens hours after commit to my own pleasure. If I stop Nothing happens....at all....then when I cant stand it anymore and do it, BAMMMM! So I quit, I think I will even seek medical procedures. Maybe this is a level of Dante's Hell.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (6 September 2010):

I've had the same issue for years now. The first time I noticed it, I was around 15 (I'm 28 now). Most of the time, I have ridiculously good luck. However, getting friendly with myself always seems to flick the switch. At first I thought it was just the chemicals released during the act that were wreaking havoc with my temperament causing people to react differently to me. That was until I started noticing things happening that are beyond my control e.g. freak rainstorm on a special day, traffic jams on roads that are usually deserted causing massive delays with dire consequences, etc. I would usually dismiss this as pure chance if it wasn't a guarantee that came with every release. I don't think I'm crazy but as a safety measure, I've only ever told one friend, who, by the way, thought I was bonkers! Just glad to see I'm not alone.

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (4 September 2010):

I have the same problem so don't feel alone. It might just be life's problem in general and have nothing to do with the masturbation. I know people that do it alot an seem to not have as many problems. However, I don't do it on a schedule. Good Luck on finding out the answer. I wish I knew it.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (31 August 2010):

Hey, I'm in my late forties and I've always felt this. Even to the point of if I do it twice, my soccer team will lose two nil.. etc etc.

I can't discount the Karma thing, but then I think would a loving God really dish out that sort of punishment to people. Surely, we are taught that our God is kind and loving. I wonder if these things would happen anyway, and regardless of what we do or don't do it's just life's path.

For instance, I've been masturbating since I was about twelve. I've reached my late forties. Some bad stuff has happened, but a lot of really good stuff has too. I wonder if it's a mental energy thing and we do it by assocation. Because we're told it's wrong we automatically link it with negativity. On the whole I'm a good person, I'm kind to people, I try hard not to judge and I always try to look after others. I find it hard to think that out there is something on a higher plain with a type of laser who zaps me with back luck because I occasionaly do something for me.

I think if you think carefully, you'll find that bad things happen anyway, just the same as good things do. it's just our brains link things together.

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (28 August 2010):

You are not crazy at all for thinking this. I noticed every time I do the same, bad things happen to me as well... And I am a female! Lol. Its usually getting into more arguments with my family, friends and/or co-workers etc...or something more extreme happens(death in family, close friend gets fired) I decided to just stop all together and use that energy on my boyfriend. Who wants bad luck anyway?

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (28 August 2010):

You are not crazy at all for thinking this. I noticed every time I do the same, bad things happen to me as well... And I am a female! Lol. Its usually getting into more arguments with my family, friends and/or co-workers etc...or something more extreme happens (death in family, close friend gets fired) I decided to just stop all together and use that energy on my boyfriend. Who wants bad luck anyway.

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (26 August 2010):

I'm a female. I've been masturbating for about 9 years. I'm 18 now and I have to say that I notice this too. I don't know what it is. Perhaps god doesn't want people to masturbate or maybe it really is a sin. I notice that when I have the thought nothing bad happens but when I masturbate, wether to porn or to my own thoughts and actions some really messed up stuff happens. I don't know what to tell you but if it happens to this many ppl as well I know it's not a coincidence. I wonder if I stop the thoughts as well will things start to go well for me?

I was surprised to find out that other females are having this problem too. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (26 August 2010):

Maybe we all have a similar personality trait, We might all be kind, selfish at times, almost arrogant, type of people. Or maybe were just really intellectual in the human sense, where we have a strong conscience.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (25 August 2010):

what the hell is going on in this world? Same thing is happening to me as well.... I don't understand.... Why is it happening? Is it just because we think that something bad is going to happen? Maybe our mind is so powerful, that can affect that things.... who knows..... we'll never get the answers for sure...

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (24 August 2010):

I'm on the verge of going to sleep or hit a home run... I cant decide. But in the back of my head I feel that i should go to sleep, at the same time why do i believe that my day will be so uplifted tomorrow just because of this action, and if it goes bad, at the end of the day, ill probably end up running three bases. Usually i try to jack off every other day, but then i feel neutral karma (day could be better). If i forget to or too tired or busy after the other day, that day becomes so enlightening for me and my conscience notices it. To the people that say other wise, its really a conscience thing, you cant think positive to have a good day, what you experience through out the day and how you take it is reality of good or bad karma. The human brain is too complex to be fully understood even with the amount of scientists and technology we posses to this date in my opinion. My tip, and its not what works its what me, myself, will attempt to do which is to find a routine where i feel comfortable to play ball on the day, not have second thoughts, hope you understood what i mean.

- Still deciding.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (23 August 2010):

I have masturbated for a long time, but not very frequently. I can give mutiple examples of "bad karma" that have occurred because of it.

1) Masturbated on a Saturday with full intentions of going on a trip up north. Next day, my car wouldn't start. (Mind you, there were NO indications of potentially not working leading up to this day)

2)I masturbated one day, and didn't get along with my best friend for a whole week following it. (after one week was over, we got along just fine as always)

3) Masturbated, then got a computer virus (I don't download/watch porn)

4) Masturbated, my mp3 player broke within that week (happened on two separate occasions)

5) Masturbated, my emotions go haywire all week, my relationships are strained and performances don't go well..

I'm so glad that this happens to other people. I have felt that it is all in my mind, and maybe it IS! However, I can only stop to end the issues. As it stands, I only do it once a month, if that.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (20 August 2010):

Omy !! Is everyone having the same problem!!!

i too feel Bad luck after i masturbate

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (19 August 2010):

Unbelievable, I never thought this was happening to so many people. I noticed bad luck from masterbating since I started about 14 years ago, I'm 26 now. Back then I would notice minor shit happenings the day after but always thought it to be coincedence

When I was about 22 I stopped for awhile and got an awesome job. 2 days after I started again I got sick with colitis and was on my ass for over a year, lost my job as a result. I even thought before I started "Things are going so well, theres no way jacking off is going to fuck everything up". It could all be coincedental, but I'm actually afraid to jack off now.

Now that I've stopped, I havn't really noticed anything really good happening. Shit still happens, but on a less regular basis. My girlfriend isn't around very often and I'm a healthy 26 year old male so I'm not sure if cheating will have worse reaction than masterbating. Release once a week isn't cutting it.

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (16 August 2010):

Same thing for me except it last until i masterbate again then it stops.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (9 August 2010):

Surprisingly this is very common. Men like to touch their penis and go up and down because it feels like they are fucking ( having sex). when people fuck, they release a chemical in their brain that gives pleasure. bad things happen because there is always energy around us. when we masturbate, that energy entangles around the feeling of pleasure and results in a bad outcome. the reason is unknown. in men, masturbation wont cause anything unless their white or clear semen comes out of the erect penis. even in gay men, semen is released and thus gays suffer

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (9 August 2010):

I also have the same problem! You know what guys, I even stopped masturbating for almost a whole week because I had an exam in a university and I don't wanna' fail it, but I don't know. why does it go like that?

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (8 August 2010):

OMG same thing happens to me but worse , its when i have sexual thoughts that the bad things happen T_T. I fantasized about japanese anime characters doing it and next thing you know my mum is PMSing on me . Its soo hard to stop thinking of these thoughts and God has to punish me for it...why am i so unlucky

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (7 August 2010):

I have the same issue. My bad karma last for 48 hours :/

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A reader, anonymous, writes (1 August 2010):

I have been saying this to my close friends for years. I have just masturbated and looked this up to a find a forum which finally validate my point. Every time I masturbate within a 24 hour period something bad always happens to myself and possibly those around me and it is not just a coincidence b/c its 100% of the time. And 100% of the time I always see a weird insect or a spider or weird bug within my vicinity within 24 hours. Last time I masturbated a spider was in my car on a web the 23rd hour mark. I can't mention it all but some very freaky sh*t has happened I noticed which makes me dismiss this as mere coincidence anymore. And I noticed the longer I go without masturbation less bad things happen or good things start to happen. This is over a period of years too where bad things happens every damn time. I am really baffled here. I think it has to do with some kind of spiritual thing. I don't think this affects everyone either just those that are more spiritually sensitive and maybe more responsible souls. I even try to disprove it by giving in to temptation but I am always hit with something bad every time deterring me from giving in to temptation. I now can barely masturbate once a week and even that is too much b/c I need to stop completely to avoid this bad sh*t happening. I wish I was married because sex with your wife isn't a sin so I know this kind of thing wouldn't happen to me then.

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A male reader, air_max United States +, writes (1 August 2010):

I have been saying this to my close friends for years. I have just masturbated and looked this up to a find a forum which finally validate my point. Every time I masturbate within a 24 hour period something bad always happens to myself and possibly those around me and it is not just a coincidence b/c its 100% of the time. And 100% of the time I always see a weird insect or a spider or weird bug within my vicinity within 24 hours. Last time I masturbated a spider was in my car on a web the 23rd hour mark. I can't mention it all but some very freaky sh*t has happened I noticed which makes me dismiss this as mere coincidence anymore. And I noticed the longer I go without masturbation less bad things happen or good things start to happen. This is over a period of years too where bad things happens every damn time. I am really baffled here. I think it has to do with some kind of spiritual thing. I don't think this affects everyone either just those that are more spiritually sensitive and maybe more responsible souls. I even try to disprove it by giving in to temptation but I am always hit with something bad every time deterring me from giving in to temptation. I now can barely masturbate once a week and even that is too much b/c I need to stop completely to avoid this bad sh*t happening. I wish I was married because sex with your wife isn't a sin so I know this kind of thing wouldn't happen to me then.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (31 July 2010):

Well if you do it like twice a day for like a week, the bad luck goes away, but only if you do it

ALOT!

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (27 July 2010):

I noticed this happening too but what I attribute it to is the loss of energy from the loss of sugar in the blood which makes me more sleepy. I believe that the day after or so, because I am more tired, bad things are more likely to happen.

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A male reader, cali792 United States +, writes (26 July 2010):

Wow what a relief to find other people with this problem!!! OMG I cannot tell you guys how this has been affecting my life, everytime I do it I KNOW that I will have bad luck for at least 3-4 days its crazy but I am completely normal and I have seen therapists , and nothing really has helped me, but you know its really hard to control yourself specially in todays world where everything has some sort of sexual influence on you!!! and the funny thing is that it not only happens to me but my surroundings as well, family, school, friends !! I just feel like it really attracts a negative energy into my life and surroundings and in a very very mysterious way influences my life for that short period of time!! and trust me I have been observing this since I was 15!! So I try to limit it to twice a month but still it really is hard, I wish I didn't feel like this. :( any explanation from a legitimate source guys?

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (23 July 2010):

I don't know how to stop. so i put this on myself.

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A male reader, rossco United Kingdom +, writes (14 July 2010):

Hello there,

It's bad Karma, for sure. I've given in the those desires far too much, and am now paying the price. Good thoughts and actions DO make good energy.

The thing with life is, you get out what you put in, and that might be from many points of view. Watching porn and masturbating can have ripple effects within the universe. Causality is far more spiritual than most people would let you think.

Love, not power. Although power sometimes works, like a powerful engine will get you up a steep hill.

Best Wishes to all of you : )

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (3 July 2010):

The exact same thing happens to me. I thought I was alone, but the real question is; why does this only happen to us and not the majority of people?

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (2 July 2010):

From a Christian and biblical perspective: the Bible doesn't say ANYTHING about masturbation. Jesus never talks about it. However, he does say that to lust after someone is a form of adultery, which breaks a commandment. "Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Matthew 5:27-28. In this sense lust and adultery are the same and don't have to involve someone who is in a relationship. Since masturbation and lust are usually connected, that could be the reason why bad things happen. Admit it, you all fantasize about that one girl or guy. It isn't what goes on in your hand, but in your head. If you could find a way to masturbate without feeling lust then, in theory, there wouldn't be anything wrong with it.

As far as Karma goes, I'm not of the Hindu faith but I have studied the Hindu religion to some extent. My research leads me to believe without a doubt that your Karma, good or bad, cannot effect anyone but yourself. In this respect, your mother going to the hospital would be complete coincidence. Lets say your computer crashes or something; THAT would be bad Karma. In reference to what someone said earlier, having money stolen from you is not Karma because it involves a second person. Now, losing the money would be.

Oh, and for the record, the same thing happens to me.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (29 June 2010):

cool, i thought i was alone!

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (28 June 2010):

the same hing has been happening to me since i was a teen .. after i give my self the old handy .. something weird would happen i'd get grounded lose something break something .. get hurt etc and its still happening .. is it a reglious thing or what ? i do believe in god ? or is it chance

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (24 June 2010):

hey I just wanted to say, its still happens to me, I am very interested on what this is all about.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (24 June 2010):

This happens to me also. Whenever I give myself a low five it feels great and a tensions lifted... for that day. Then for about a week I feel twice as shit, twice as on edge, I snap at people around me for nothing and seem to get into arguments with everyone I encounter. I'm also in a relationship and the number of fights my girlfriend and I have and the intensity of them rises. I also get alot more paranoid when it comes to her as well, I always thought it was either in my head or just pure coincidence but now I'm pretty sure it isn't...

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (22 June 2010):

I also feel the same thing. I just released it just now.

Shouldn't have. Deleting all the porn movies.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (21 June 2010):

same its so weird lol

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (21 June 2010):

Same shit happens to me. I beat it and the next day sucks. I stopped beating off and everything is dandy. at first i thought it was in my head. I performed experiments I would log what happens every day. and consistently if i beat it the next day was 9/10 worse than the rest.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (18 June 2010):

dude im 13 , and the same shit is happening to me yo ,it has been between parents fighting or i get grounded i get in trouble and shit , its not guilt something bad just happens and i havent jacked off in 1 week and nothing has happened , in fact i jacked off today and my dad took away my phone and i got dumped how does that feel :D

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (14 June 2010):

oh my god...

it happend to me too, i guess despite whatever science might argue, masturbation is lusting someone, and the supreme power is against lusting...so probably its resulting in some punishments for us

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (14 June 2010):

Dude I feel the same way.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (13 June 2010):

wow i am so glad i'm not alone with the strange feeling that shit happens when i beat my mongoose. hahahha fun term

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (9 June 2010):

when i do it before an exam... the exam's totally messed up...

the result's bad...

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (7 June 2010):

OMFG, this is so true, this always happens to me, i freaking hate it, because its a thing that everyone goes through and u cant control it sometimes, you stop when u get older. i hate it, i wish i could do it without anything bad happening, i really wanna know why though, is it just me??? ahhh!!!!!!

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (30 May 2010):

i agree. im a woman , and everytime i masterbate. bad shit happens to me. for example.. one night i masterbated and the next day money got stolen from me... from work.. and i nearly got fired. another time i masterbated.. and i got fired from a different job. another time at another job i masterbated the day before and got demoted. got all my priviledges taken away from me... so i try to not masterbate... and usually i have good luck for awhile... but when i masterbate really bad things happen.. and i feel depressed all the time, and when i do masterbate im afraid to do anything, cuz the stupid shit always happens to me

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (27 May 2010):

wow this is EXACTLY What happend to me. I feel your pain except things like when i was at a swim meet, i did really good the first day but the next, ( i did it over night) I did really terrible and god DQ'd

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A female reader, animechick36 Canada +, writes (22 May 2010):

Omgsh. I`m a girl and it seems to happen to me too. Every time I do it I get bad luck either that day or the next day. I hate it sooo much.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (18 April 2010):

That is CRAZY because I've always felt the same way man. Any time I wanna have a toss it seems like something major in my life is going to change (it could be in a bad way, but sometimes in a great way 50/50). I can't explain it but there are lots of things in the universe that we can't explain.One thing is for sure though regular sex always creates positive events for me (luckily I'm married). Never have a bad thing happen after good sex. It could be something to do with Quantum mechanics and physics?

There is deffinantly some sort of energy thing going on, some kind of chemistry thing. Scientists should research and study it. (I wonder how many people googled this question?)

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (14 April 2010):

I experience something simular yet differant, it's a 1 in three times. for example if i masterbate today I may have bad luck, if i do it again tomorrow my luck gets better, if i do it again the next day after I have incredably good luck. even if i do it three times in a day i can change my course of luck 3 times. I honestly do not think that coinsedance has anything to do with it. I think that it has something to do with the amounts of chemicles our bodies produce during that effects our brains in differant ways. which in turn may slow our judgment or raise it. effecting the outcome of things. your mom going to the hospital well that would be coincedance.

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A female reader, whattatops Philippines +, writes (13 April 2010):

i certainly feel for you! same here.. everytime i masturbate, it's like it should be paid by my tears. i hate it. i love to masturbate but why should i be punished for this?? it's a funckin world.

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A male reader, Jne United States +, writes (12 December 2009):

hey I just wanted to say, the same thing happens to me, I am very interested on what this is all about.

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A male reader, Jne United States +, writes (12 December 2009):

hey I just wanted to say, the same thing happens to me, I am very interested on what this is all about.

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A male reader, tbmtravis United States +, writes (24 November 2009):

No way, Its no coincidence! I the bad luck thing happens to me too! Every time I master bate within 24 hours something bad will happen.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (26 February 2009):

I agree with Jessicarabbit! Increase the masterbation, and you will find that all that was just coinsidence!

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A male reader, MinionServatis United States +, writes (26 February 2009):

MinionServatis agony auntWell maybe your penis is just mad at you, try Jacking off in different methods. www.jackinworld.com

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A reader, anonymous, writes (25 February 2009):

This is verified as being by the original poster of the question

When i have sex nothing bad happends. Everything is smooth sailing. It's a bit strange.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (25 February 2009):

Lol if you masturbate and bad things happen then get your partner to give you oral or something? atleast you're not doing it yourself =P maybe nothing will happen

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A reader, anonymous, writes (25 February 2009):

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They never became shy about the subject of sex. My father didn't talk about it because mainly I was with my mother and she was very open about everything. Never was told not to masturbate. Wish I could accept the fact that it's a coincidence but as soon as I do it whithin the day or shortly after it happens. I don't feel guilty because I masturbate the only reason I feel bad is cuz I know as soon as I do it something bad will happen

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A reader, anonymous, writes (25 February 2009):

A few more questions to ask yourself and ponder:

- Did you parents shy away from the subject of sex?

and

- Did your parents ever tell you not to scratch or poke at yourself down there when you were young?

Anything small like this can affect you subconsciously. Although you say you don't feel guilty, I get the immpression there is some part of you that does... Or you won't be blaming yourself and your masterbation for bad things happening.

Bad things happen to everyone at least once in a while... And almost everyone masterbates....

But for the few who don't masterbate, I doubt their lives are any more lucky than yours.

Try not to blame bad things happening on your masterbating. In my opinion the two can not be related and you don't have anything to worry about.

Just relax and enjoy your body.

I'm sure what you have experienced is just a coinsidence.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (25 February 2009):

Well I don't honestly think there's any actual relationship between your jacking off and what happens in the universe :D

You sound like a reasonable guy, and I'm sure you'll agree that even if there was some strange cosmic force trying to punish you or whatever, what are you going to do about it, stop?

Perhaps consider that you are an extremely unlucky person anyway, or that you have an average amount of bad luck, but masturbate far too little :)

I say masturbate away. Sheesh, you can't be responsible for everything.

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