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reader, duce00  +, writes (14 November 2009):
 Dam, your right...certainly wouldn't want to confuse a positive emotion with bad food. After almost 40 years I still get giddy over almost anything. Thanks for bringing me down. That was a close one!
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reader, anonymous, writes (14 November 2009): calm down it's probably heartburn. :)
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reader, duce00 +, writes (14 November 2009):
Dam! I am all warm and tingly inside now...getting ready to make a new "mad crush: post right now.
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (14 November 2009):
 You're a good egg. You crack me up. Not afraid to come out of your shell at all. See you lay-tah! Ha!
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reader, duce00 +, writes (14 November 2009):
Ahhh ya called my bluff! I was blowing a little hot air I admit. I would just like to waft a sincere apology your way for my rank attempt at being clever.
All the fart jokes aside your one of my favorite agony aunts. You can dish it out as well as you take it.
Love a woman with some moxie!
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (14 November 2009):
Sorry, you were gettin' all high-falutin' an' all...
Poot = flatus. :^P
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reader, duce00 +, writes (14 November 2009):
Pooter? That word means like 3 different things in my experience...
Ok... I will not argue with the fact that women generally have stronger intellects.Uhhhh golly geeeeee m'am could ya help me with your definition of "pooter".
I am sure that you mean it in the most endeaing way of course. ;)
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (14 November 2009):
Dear heavens, duce, cacophony? You don't mean to say that you're a pooter?
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reader, duce00 +, writes (14 November 2009):
Ohhhh dear Tisha...you jest too far...the only nocturnal cacophony that ever happens in my bed could hardly be mistaken for snoring. I sincerely hope that your quip is not a reflection of personal experience. Despite all the testosterone driven innuendo Q and I are actually dedicated to undoing the mistakes of lesser men. On behalf of which ever member of my proud species whom left you with that miserable impression of men I apologize on his behalf and pray that your perception is one day changed by a more high caliber and attentive suitor. It will be an earth moving experience for you I am sure.
Quid pro co my dear
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (14 November 2009):
Is it too late to post on this thread? I just saw Duce's comment: "We are men!!! HEAR US ROAR!!!!" and it made me laugh. To accurately reflect the male half of our strange species, it should say: "We are men!!! HEAR US SNORE!!!!"
That would be far more believable.
:D
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reader, anonymous, writes (12 November 2009): damn i am responding so late to this post...........i KNEW it was Q when i read this the first time.
I am sooooooooo jealous, just when i thought that Q and i had a special relationship. DOUBLE DAMN.............i luv you Q but GRIMMREALITY is still my hero. wonder whether he is still around?????????
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT OTHER AUNTS also HAVE A THING FOR THE DASHING 51 YEAR OLD. so much of competition here on DC. now i am truly DEPRESSED. and Q this is not one of my usual rants.
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reader, anonymous, writes (12 November 2009): no duce...the petered out was on another thread...you know the one don't you? hahahahahahahaha
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reader, duce00 +, writes (12 November 2009):
Aahhhh well, it all petered out like a bad episode of Bay Watch. I guess we can all go on to removing our asses from the computer chair, paying bills and feeding our families now.
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reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009): g'night Q. (and duce) and girls. Its been a full day and you've all made it fun.Q, you've been a good sport. Thanks OP for the post...we had to jump in. Sweet dreams everyone :D mal
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reader, duce00 +, writes (11 November 2009):
Hey Q...isnt "wind beneath my wings" a Bette Middler song from the movie Beaches? Its ok man...I cried at that one too.
Why cant we just get some respect for our sensitive side? These women just see us as another witty clown at the circus. Just another piece of kielbasa at the BBQ of life...
Dammit we are not just sexual objects of desire to be used and disposed of anymore!
We are men!!! HEAR US ROAR!!!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009): Nighty-night Q. See you in my dreams!
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reader, duce00 +, writes (11 November 2009):
Dammm Q! You had me all inspired by the erotic value of a strong breeze and a mechanized female operator. Web cams are so trashy and below men like you and me. Lets help bring all this banal flirting up a few notches eh?
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): Q's recommended pregnancy prevention method:
hold an aspirin between your knees.
Surprisingly successful, I daresay. I am on a crusade to get all premedical programs to adopt it in their curriculums
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): darlin' if I Did the last thing you would be is inspired! Lol that was a Qism another is 'i can make liquid panty remover with only simple vodka and lime.' rofl (april 8, 08)
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): Oh I thought we were going over our favorite Q quotes...sorry.
Anyway, this site would not be the same without Q. He is the heart that pumps all humor and I dread a world so drab and dreary as that without Q. He must live a long, humour-filled, fun-loving life...for the sake of us all.
So keep inspiring him!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): im so tired im not thinking clearly...i think it should have been Q, the best in the west and highly recommended in the east! ;)
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female
reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): boot knocking.
I still don't know where the hell that phrase came from... Is it really boots knocking...or a metaphor LOL
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): how about favorite Qisms.....the best in the west and highly rated in the east!
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reader, Lola1  +, writes (10 November 2009):
 Thanks duce! I'll be there. I will be the one wearing the rollerblades, a smile and a hairpin.
Man, that Q attracts all kinds... :P
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reader, duce00 +, writes (10 November 2009):
Awwwww come on eyes...you never left for a second. Quit playing hard to get!
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (10 November 2009):
 Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): huntsville*snort* no way. Inside the fence or outside? Sigh...listen eyes...i didnt know you were making yourself sick over him. You can go first...i mean...hey...go ahead...have fun sweetie.
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): I'm the OP and I've noticed that most posts on this site don't have nearly as many responses as this one. Yep, looks like q's is longer than anybody else's.
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reader, duce00 +, writes (10 November 2009):
Hi girls! Me and Q are having a BBQ this Friday night and would love all of you to come. There will be plenty of kielbasa to go around and we will be wearing kiss the cook aprons (and nothing else). Hope to see you there!
815 12th Street Huntsville, Texas 77342
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): Come and get you? I just love it when a man backtalks me. But all I said was you have me quivering - not quaking yet, so I'm not going in...
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): EYES, YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON HIM OF ALL. ADMIT ITADMIT ITADMIT ITADMIT ITADMIT IT *out of breath*ADMMMMMMMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTI can see you blushing LOL
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (10 November 2009):
I kind of threw up in my mouth.....
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): re:( anonymous poster)we'll all go crazy if we don't get some soon? Hahahaha*snort* mmffpha honey take a hard look. We ARE crazy. Lol Q...you really dont want us to have to come in there darlin'...come on out now luv...
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): yes, can we invite them both to the cook out? ;)
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): Come on Q, please give it to us. Can't you see how baaaad we want it? We'll all go crazy if we don't get it soon.
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): ok, im gonna get rid of my anon status and throw my hat in the ring, cuz i LOVE a man in wranglers and boots...*drool* ...and funny...and can sing...baybee!!!! And to quote john paul jones...I've just begun to fight...can i stand by duce in line?
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): EYES, dangermouse started it, ok?
Yes, Lola this is where you sign up. We are still in the recruitment stage.
All the ladies come in.
Gentlemen wait at the door. Be patient.Your time will come. Duce is the exception!!
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reader, Lola1 +, writes (10 November 2009):
There once was a Texan named q.
His giggle-guns are pointed at you!
You think you've got issues?
Well put away the tissues,
His wit will make them seem quite minute.
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): I only develop crushes on pizza... then I eat it and move on with my life.
Im sorry Im not a one pizza guy
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (10 November 2009):
q...penicillin will get rid of it for you...just like last time.
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): It's Dangermouse. The Q man is strangely absent. Do you think he's frightened that several of us women have fessed up about him? He has that killer 2-way combo that just really gets to a woman like me. I'll never forget my first encounter with him when we fussed about three way sex.
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (10 November 2009):
See you guys, now we are ALL going to pay...
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (10 November 2009):
q ???? You guys are killing me! You realize you are just going to make him more cocky than ever....
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): I saw him first, girls!
His PM technique is really something, I have to say. Very highly recommended. And you can almost hear the Texan drawl. I think I need a cold shower.
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reader, Lola1 +, writes (10 November 2009):
Is this where we join the fan club for quit-witted q?
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): Just so You know anonymous...he told Me he loved ME. So....and he called me beeyatch...that should mean something...i mean you know how he thinks...He should pick me because....*mumbling to myself...i know there is a good reason...what can i say to convince these other hussies to just go away and leave him alone...mumble, mumble..* OH, YEAH? Well I know what brand of jeans he wears...so THERE!
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): OK, I am the original poster of this question - the anon female who will now be known as Dangermouse. It appears that only the male posters are unsure of the identity of our love object, so here is a clue as to his identity in response to your queries. My hero is quite the little devil -always quick with a quip and very quotable. Why, I'm quivering right now just thinking of him.
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): Hey.. Hands off... he's mine.. *chuckle*
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reader, duce00 +, writes (10 November 2009):
I absolutely get crushes on the ladies here too sometimes! Awwww come on, isn't it only natural?
We bare ourselves to each other in ways we wouldn't normally in our day to day lives. We can speak honestly without fear and false pretense. I don't know about anybody else but that is dammed attractive in my opinion!
One thing I have never done is damage my credibility as an agony uncle by being inappropriate about it. There is also the added benefit of writing instead of speaking. I can make some really dammed embarrassing Freudian slips when my mind is on a woman.
I think we are in a "don't ask don't tell" kinda situation here. But dam! I have to admit I am curious!
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): Official Club Motto:
We'll stand in line, we'll shove and push
We're here to state, our own true crush
razor wit and really bright, makes him the hottest man on sight. We will not give up we will not cease until we all have had a piece!!!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): is that you poster? Damn, we need to get some names...or at least numbers: anon 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6....LOL. LADIES WE HAVE TO SHARE... Or move to Saudi Arabia
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. You have been promoted to Creative ARTS DIRECTOR, QE
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): no...i have dibs. *bristling* i know what he likes and i'm 'fixin' to jump into this fight! *horns clatter*...one bull and a herd of ole heifers... Hey! Pickmemememe!
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): Quiet- Echo?? You are so in the club, girl- lol...Hey, anon poster...let's get accounts so we can tease him behind his back...uhm...and trade fantasies. You left off at the spanking...Elaborate XD
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): LOL. Let's see...When you ask..."Are you thinking of the man who is sassy and impertinent and occasionally in need of a good tushy-whack?"Yeah, that's the one!! I like the way you think, and I think he'll like it even more XD"But to the "other" female anon: "I'll fight you for him!" He's adorable!"I found you a worthy rival. Pick your own. Pistol or swords...or pastry, hairspray, jell-o. Nah, I am too lazy to fight for anyone nowadays, and besides I think I really like you. When you finally decide to get an account here, the two of you will be thick as thieves, mark my words! GOOD LUCK (wink..wink)
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 November 2009): In my excitement, I had stated his "name" in my original post, but that was probably not considered a good idea because it got edited out. But to the "other" female anon: "I'll fight you for him!" He's adorable!
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reader, eddie +, writes (9 November 2009):
 You said so much....and you said nothing.....who is the guy??
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reader, anonymous, writes (9 November 2009): Attention other female anon: I'll fight you for him! I had his name in my post; I guess the moderator took it out for reasons of privacy, but I really wanted to give props to thi guy. Are you thinking of the man who is sassy and impertinent and occasionally in need of a good tushy-whack? How shall we proceed? ***Insert devil horns here***
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reader, anonymous, writes (9 November 2009): damn woman? you too? Let's start a fan club ^^ I have a feeling I know who you are talking about
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