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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (6 November 2009):
See?
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reader, q1605 +, writes (6 November 2009):
Or yes I have a small organ. But no one told me I would be playing in a cathedral.
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reader, eyeswideopen +, writes (6 November 2009):
I dare say q's has all kinds of comebacks for this kind of situation...if I were you, poster, I'd PM him.
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reader, anonymous, writes (6 November 2009): Is this for real or did I time warp back to high school? There's only one response to a "woman" who wants to broadcast that you have a small penis. Just tell her that her mother does't think so. Guys with big ones don't care about this issue and guys with smaller ones react like you. You get what you get in the size department. I'm not blessed either, but as long as the thing stands to attention when called upon, stop worrying about the size of your pecker. Get REALLY good at doing everything else in the sack and find yourself a real woman who appreciates your "skills". Forget about the chick making fun of your pecker.
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reader, q1605 +, writes (6 November 2009):
Say at least I don't just walk up and stick it in you. I like to put it in and then walk up.
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reader, anonymous, writes (6 November 2009): Do you get defensive when she tells you that? Just let it roll of your back or smirk at her comment as if to say "yeah, right."
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reader, Tisha-1 + ♥, writes (6 November 2009):
Women who are 26-29 years old are asking you this question? That's odd, most girls grow out of that kind of teasing by the time they are 13 or 14. Maybe you need to find better people to hang around with.Good luck!
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reader, anonymous, writes (6 November 2009): Oh, Oh I thought of other funny retort"You are just mad that you are not old enough to ride...No room for twelve-year old(s) on this rollercoaster, baby" See that way you will gently remind them that they are acting like spoiled girls...Or the immortal classics:I will show you mine if you show me yours... That never goes out of fashion. If she actually does show you hers...Improvise LOL-g
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reader, anonymous, writes (6 November 2009): schoolgirl mentality. Some unfortunately get stuck there even after graduation, others regress back there when intoxicated. It passes quickly, no worriesOh, when she makes that remark you should say:It's not small...It's just selective!! (then wink) Ok, that's a lame joke... I try!Love,GP.SWhy do I have to type human every single time here. What does the site master think that I train my puppy to type this answers? LOL I can train it to hit the submit button...
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