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Curiosity licks the dog

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Question - (12 October 2007) 10 Answers - (Newest, 15 October 2007)
A age 30-35, anonymous writes:

What is the best way to mastubate? My dog licked me up once, i didn't mean for him to...it just happened. N it was the best feelin in the world! Is this normal? Dnt want to do it again because it mite giv me a disease or something. Will it give me a disease? Also, how can u make mastubation longer? thnxxx

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A reader, anonymous, writes (15 October 2007):

I love how some female anon comes on here and puts words in my mouth that I did not say. CONGRATULATIONS ON A JOB WELL DONE!

/golfclaps

Now with that out of the way, I ended my comment 'early' due to the age I realized on the poster. If say she was older I would have suggested a vibrator from an older relative or an older friend.

Right. It's like those people who judge a book by its price tag, not even looking at the title, or the summary, or even read the book, then critique the book based on the price tag. NICE! FABULOUS! YES!

/sighs

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A male reader, thewiseman United States +, writes (14 October 2007):

thewiseman agony auntuh tommy. not to be rude but. how in the heck is a 13 year old going to get a vibrator. *lightbulb flashes on in brain* But you can get one of those hand held back massagers like this one http://www.comfortchannel.com/prod.itml/icOid/291?ovchn=FRO&ovcpn=Massage+Therapy&ovcrn=291&ovtac=CMP&CS_003=2362526&CS_010=291.

and those freakin shoot you to another dimension (no joke). I used to have one but it broke :( But if you cant get that you can make do with an electric tooth brush. Or if your adventurous explore your sex organs and expeiment. But the main thing in my opinion to experiment with is the clitoris. Because it is the most sensitive organ in the entire womans anatomy. if your not sure what that is look it up on google. hope this helps. Oh as for the dog. I wouldnt recommend it because of what kind of bacteria that is in its mouth and I dont think your parents would be happy to see you be eaten out by the family pet.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (13 October 2007):

Leave the poor dog alone! This is animal abuse.

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (13 October 2007):

Martini, you're f-ed up...telling her it's ok to have a dog lick her vagina? Sick. And a lot of people do think of thier dogs like a child. I don't, because I have a baby & a dog & I know the baby always comes 1st, but my dog is right up there..maybe you should stop giving advice.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (12 October 2007):

Pets are like children? I mean, I can understand that they may not know 'what's best for them' since dogs have been known to eat their own poop and dig through other dog's poop, including cats and horses poops. Ewww, gross.

Umm, however I would have to disagree on that. Just because a dog may not know that licking a girl's vagina is 'wrong' in a 'moral' sense, it doesn't mean that it's actually wrong. It just means that some people think that it's wrong because the dog doesn't know it turns the girl on.

Well the stuffed duck doesn't know that it's being humped repeatedly by the horny dog every morning at 8. The duck doesn't know better. Hell, it doesn't have a brain! Like, OH MY GOD!

Sarcasm aside, I just realized your 13-15. Fabulous. [ahem] Let me think. Okay, I suddenly don't want to be here, but I'll keep this in perspective. 8]

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A male reader, Tommy7 United States +, writes (12 October 2007):

Do you know where the dog has been? He may or may not have a disease. Sex with dogs is a no no. As for mastrabation I suggest you get a vibrator and some oil.

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (12 October 2007):

It 'just happened' so why didn't you stop? As others have said an animal is like a child - I would NEVER let my dog do that to me because it seems wierd to me and the poor dog doesn't have a clue it's being 'used'.

Explore yourself or with your boyfriend - don't explore with your dog. It's a pet, not a sex toy.

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A female reader, TasteofIndia United States +, writes (12 October 2007):

TasteofIndia agony auntGet a VIBRATOR, sister! Leave the dog alone. I realize that it was a one time thing, a mistake, whatever - but you need to leave you dog OUT of your sexual exploration. That's what your hands are for.

It's great to explore yourself, make yourself feel good and learn about your body. Use your hands (a great website for tips and advice and stories on female masturbation is: www.clitical.com) or go to an adult store and pick up a vibrator. Less effort - more fun!

The dog needs to be left out.

Good luck!

xxIndia

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (12 October 2007):

Well, I doubt your dog could give you a disease, but if you do this again, you are commiting animal abuse. Your dog does not know any better and for you to be doing anything sexual with an animal is beastiality and it is not legal. If you want someone to lick you, try having a boyfriend do it.

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A female reader, Titania70 United Kingdom +, writes (12 October 2007):

Without wanting to come across like a bigot, I totally advise you NOT to practise this again. Mainly cos it's morally wrong. Pets are like children, they should just be nurtured and taken care of, NOT sexually-interfered with.

About masturbation. I would advise you to learn about your sexual organ first and experiment to find what works for you. It's really easy, especially if you remember that clitoral stimulation is what brings most women to orgasm. Practise makes perfect so you need to experiment yourself. Use a mirror to get acquainted with your organ. Enjoy!

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