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writes: I keep having a recurring dream.I'm an alien, I recently landed in this country and have found everything to be so different from home. There is something called grass in places thats green (weird or what) and there's all this crazy stuff everyone's breathing called 'Air'.Since crashing here in Roswell, New Mexico some time ago, my partner has started getting more and more distant from me. She's always with a group of men in white coats who keep poking her with needles and things, which she seems to enjoy.What do I do? Do I leave her and get with a human female (who are predominately short, smell wierd and have strange bumps to the front and back of them)?Am I normal? Could it possible that I'm actually an alien here? I am after all quite browny green when I wake up and look in the mirror or is that the alcohol and crystal meth? Reply to this Question
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reader, eyeswideopen  +, writes (6 June 2006):
 Maybe the guy with the hair problem on his upper legs and arm wasn't so strange after all.....!
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reader, Anja +, writes (6 June 2006):
 Yeah right...F###G FREAK...get off this site and pester others who don't need help like people on here do. You waste of space, sounds like your on drugs ... or was... that's why your on the meth eh? Get lost...
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reader, anonymous, writes (4 June 2006): I htink that when you dream you are an alien, it's becasue you don't feel like you belong or something. IS there somehting going on in your life taht you don't knwo how to deal with? Try looking at a dream dictionary, as it may help you to understand what your dream is tellign you. Good luck!
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reader, DrPsych  +, writes (3 June 2006):
 Hello Smilie, I am not an alien but you can set Will Smith on me any day :-)
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reader, willywombat +, writes (3 June 2006):
 Phone home.......
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reader, Smiler +, writes (3 June 2006):
 Hey sweetie
THIS IS PLANET EARTH... HELLO I HOPE YOU COME IN PEACE.... DON'T MAKE ME SET WILL SMITH ON YOU AND CREATE INDEPENDANCE DAY ALL OVER AGAIN...
YOU TAKE CARE X
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reader, anonymous, writes (3 June 2006): The grass might actually be pot, and it's possible that the air is the burning pot. This reminds me of a mountain of weed I once saw on a table a long time ago.
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reader, Jadzia1127 +, writes (3 June 2006):
 If you are an alien, please do not pollute the gene pool on earth.
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