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The Grrrrr Thread

Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

***ing, ****ering *******s.

Grrr snarl. How can anyone be so unutterably, incomprehensibly #@!!!£$!!

*** the lot of them.

W******.

That's better.

I thank you.

Feel free to add yours.

Posted on 30 May 2008 @ 23:17 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

ok!!!!!F**k F**k F**kety F**k T**t b******s and anything else along those lines

your right

That is better

Thanks hunny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted on 31 May 2008 @ 14:21 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Yes you are so F**king right!!!*********

Feel much f**king better for that ah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,x,x,x,x,x,x,x,,wklwor3rijdrjfdjkcjkl;xc\jliodfuweriohjdfo;audo87otrweo;r8dafjsfklasdoir8e0waprjfaweuiopuf oh just f**k it.

Posted on 31 May 2008 @ 15:57 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

"$%£*&^%$*********F********B****$%£)(*&^"£"KJIUHYGTFRDESWAQZL:{@:?~@{+_)(*&&^^%%$$£""ERSXGCHVHVBLJHIUJOIKPKL:MKNUIY&^*&(*()*)*)*)(&(*^&^%%£$"£"QEWAEFDFCYTT&^*&&U(*)(*)(*_(_)(_(wow thats the fastest Ive ever typed WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AH FOOK IT!!!!!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX LOL!!!!:)

Posted on 31 May 2008 @ 20:4 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Is it okay just to scream?

*ahem*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted on 1 June 2008 @ 3:41 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Fricken fracken ricken racken g&^%#$% d@#$%^&^%$d eejits!!!!!!!

Posted on 2 June 2008 @ 17:31 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Thanks for the thread, Susan, it does help.

Posted on 2 June 2008 @ 17:32 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Tisha i couldnt agree more.................sdfhjaegiorutoiq34tfiosdukagioq4jto;i agdf; vtoiqeo3qouavju h;qgfnro;n8tiqw; vtru8ruiqrhyt dksfjl the f**king sh*tes!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx thanks, was good to get off the olde cheste

Posted on 2 June 2008 @ 19:53 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Wow, you women do get worked up, don't you. I haven't heard language like that since I hit my shin with the sledgehammer.

Posted on 2 June 2008 @ 20:50 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

And I haven't heard language like that since I caught my Spam Javelin in my zip!

Posted on 2 June 2008 @ 20:54 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

That's hilarious. My husband's company makes Spam along with a lot of other food companies. I'll have to ask him if he has a recipe for Spam Javelin!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted on 2 June 2008 @ 21:40 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

I couldn't find the recipe for Spam Javelin.

However,

I found this

Which might be just as helpful

ROFL

http://www.magicbluepill.com/vs.shtml

Posted on 3 June 2008 @ 5:59 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

You must have an awful lot of spare time on your hands Tisha! However, that was very informative and I'll have to see if I can get one of those paperweights!

What's the female equivalent of 'scoundrel'?

Posted on 3 June 2008 @ 10:2 (London time) - permalink
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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Uncle Phil - there isn't an official female equivalent of scoundrel. (Because we are far too nice to be given such names?)

You could try "villainess". Or perhaps "scoundrelle", but I don't think you'll find that one in any dictionaries!

Posted on 3 June 2008 @ 10:50 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Sorry, I'm new here, but I just needed somewhere to hide for a moment. Please ignore me, I'm not even here, I'll just sit quietly in the corner. Thanks very much....

iojqw4uv45njwbyio wevt45 jiog fjgm jtkl gjer AHHAHAHAHHSAHSHHAWRYHUIPFRAKL;J.....KAAJKLSKL; ]=...STUPID BLOODY MEN.L.ADS/KFOP GTTR JKL; GF ....KEEP HURTING WOMEN.....NOT FAIR..;;kl;fkl;jfakl I HATE HIM.a./;.l;;.l GONNA CHOP OF HIS HEAD...... GONNA CUT OF HIS BALLS..... HE BETTER WATCH OUT....L..LDJKLLKDAFKL;J.... NOT FAIR

Thanks, feel much better now. Now I can give that lady some nice advice on how to solve her problems.

Posted on 3 June 2008 @ 13:50 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

OH SHIT FART AND TWAT IT!!!!!!!!!No that doesnt feel better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! troubledtoomuch Im going to let u no just how I need a GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! GRRRRRRRRRRR! Rite now mate and u of all people no that I can't write what I really want to here as Id probably be thrown out f**k B******S F**K OH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Thanks susan this is a great fookin thread XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Posted on 3 June 2008 @ 14:44 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I'm logged in hun. We are running around the yard trying to get the grass (more like weeds) mowed and fertilized before this afternoon's rain hits. I know, there are more interesting things to fertilize than the grass.

Posted on 3 June 2008 @ 15:21 (London time) - permalink
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TELLULAH, posted over a year ago

Spam Javlin!!!he!he!he funny Phil.

My girl friend calls her bits her "Spam Butterfly".

I dont normally get into arguements (unless I have to much wine that is).

But a couple of months ago, while we were all out one night. A drunk guy was really rude to my daughter, and kept really upsetting her.

So I told him " If you don't **ck off, I will ripe your ****ing head off, and shove it down your neck"

YEP!! that got rid of the bugger. Everyone else was left standing with there mouths open. I must try and control myself at these posh functions.

Posted on 3 June 2008 @ 15:25 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

There's also the Mutton Dagger - that's my mate Lofty's favourite description.

However Tellulah, another alternative after ripping his head off would have been to piss down the hole.

Remind me not to upset you!

Posted on 3 June 2008 @ 15:47 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! There you are hunny ok you mow I'll clean and i'll keep checking to make sure you dont run away kiss kiss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxthankyouxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted on 3 June 2008 @ 15:51 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Well, grass mowed and lunch finished. Now it is time to spread the fertilizer. That never takes long. And no smart-arse remarks from the peanut gallery behind me. :))

Posted on 3 June 2008 @ 17:44 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Hi peanut gallery calling TTM!!!!!!!You fertilize away as fast or as slow as you want hunny bunny :) squidgy widgy hugs me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted on 3 June 2008 @ 20:20 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Are you lot talking about sexin the weeds or just pissin on em!!!!!!!!?????????

And I though I was mad, Is it just men that get to pee on the bush then? Or do we all get a go!

Posted on 4 June 2008 @ 18:6 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Sure, Have at it! Avoid the rose bushes!!! And don't sit down! It's easier for the guys to pee on the bushes and write their name in the snow than it is for us, Hunny!!!

Posted on 4 June 2008 @ 19:50 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Quote: "It's easier for the guys to pee on the bushes and write their name in the snow than it is for us, Hunny!!!"

Depends on how old the guy is Birdy. Us old farts can hit our shoes too.

Pepper. Sexin on the bushes?????????? What are you referring to? Remember, we were talking about saving up a gallon or two!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 4 June 2008 @ 20:52 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Susan - I can confirm your theory re. fertiliser. Our dog pees on the lawn, being a female. Around each patch is an area of furious grass growth, but the spot that gets the most soaking usually dies. Now, if dog pee is similar to ours - I wonder how the tomatoes will fare under such careful tending?

That reminds me of a bloke I knew who worked at a sewage farm. The solid stuff would be there in huge pounds with tomato plants springing up everywhere during summer. This is due to the tomato seed's ability to germinate having passed through ones' system, just the same as birds manage to spread brambles all over the place. He'd stake the plants with bamboos wherever he could reach them and sell the tomatoes to his friends and neighbours, who all thought he'd got a big greenhouse on his allotment.

Posted on 4 June 2008 @ 21:41 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Wouldn't pee-pee-poo-po-ka-ka be a more appropriate rant at this point?

OKAY! Well, personal rants. Stupid F@%*$ng Institutions that won't deal with partners, usually because we're women. NNOOooooo, WE need to speak with the MAN of the house. F%#$&$g Workmen who treat us the same way, and car repairmen who stick it to us for the same reason. Big Buggery Bollocks to those people who decide that the can't possibly be bothered to signal anymore because they've lived for 500 years and we should all know where they are going by now anyways. Screw those flipping lighted intersections that aren't on any timers and make us wait for 4 mintue in the dead of night, even though NOBODY ELSE IS THERE!!! I feel so much better now...

Posted on 5 June 2008 @ 5:8 (London time) - permalink
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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Oh for feck's sake I don't believe it. You wouldn't either. Are some people complete ****s or just stupid? Sometimes I don't know why I waste my time... b*******.

Thanks.

Posted on 5 June 2008 @ 13:44 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

OH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!F**k F**k F**k F***ETY F**K F**k S**T B******S %^&(*&$%^*()bv vch gvbjvfcghvhkvf dc^$e^%%t(&*y*&(*&^gfdxsyrdc u ytg(&^ty&(^^)(*u&(**+)_)(&*%^%$%vyg OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Thats a bit better!!!!!!!!!

THANKYOU!!!AND GOOD AFTERNOON

Posted on 5 June 2008 @ 14:45 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

This might not be in the exact spirit of the thread, but following on from Birdy - a few personal pet hates etc.

Kids that push the 'wait' button on pedestrian crossings and then walk away. Kids with their shirt tails pulled out as soon as they leave the school gates. Kids with their trousers drooping with the bottom of the legs dragging in puddles. Kids that don't do up the laces on their trainers and drag their heels. Kids that ride their bikes on the pavement. Kids that play 'chicken' when crossing the road. Kids that answer "Whatever" to every question.

I'm sure there's more, but that'll do for the time being. Thank you.

Posted on 5 June 2008 @ 15:45 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

F**kety f**k sh*t b****ks life is so NOT fair sometimes!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH I've been trying to put things right the past couple of days!! Then what do I go and do? Drop my flaming ring down the toilet - LIFE IS NOT FLAMING FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ok rant over...grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Have a nice afternoon everyone

Posted on 5 June 2008 @ 15:47 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Dropped you ring down the toilet? Christ, that's not funny! Was the water cold?

Sorry.

Couldn't resist that.

Posted on 5 June 2008 @ 15:50 (London time) - permalink
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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

And I wish this flaming site would STOP telling me there's ANOTHER f***ing followup on the ******************* question. I really DON'T want to know. (But just HAVE to look at it when it tells me AGAIN. And AGAIN. And AGAIN.... "creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time, and all our yesterdays have lighted fools...")

Posted on 5 June 2008 @ 16:0 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Not is bloody not!! And yes it was....ha bloody ha. Really not amused!

Posted on 5 June 2008 @ 16:14 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Yeah, Lighted Fools that make you wait at intersections in the dea of night when nobodies there...

Flippin L...

HI SUSAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SMOOTCHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 5 June 2008 @ 18:27 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Hey Sophia,

This'll make you feel better. I wrapped a pair of Cartier earrings in a Kleenex and flushed 'em too. Lost the replacement pair when I forgot and wore them snorkelling and whipped my mask off, Plink Plonk into the drink, and then drunk too much at a dance, put my diamond studs in my lap and then got out of the car and dropped them on the road... Yep, gone by morning. No more jewelry presents from my husband for me!!!

Studs in my lap...

Take it away, Uncle Phil. You know you want to go somewhere with that one...

Posted on 5 June 2008 @ 18:34 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

You're ahead of me Birdy - I'll leave that one to you!

How about Lapland? Lapdance? No? Oh well, just a thought.

Posted on 5 June 2008 @ 21:1 (London time) - permalink
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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Hi Birdy.

And further to my last, I now think I need some serious counselling to stop me from saying: "You've been ******* told and you've been ******* told by just about everyone, and yet you still ask the same question over and over and over again. I've changed my opinion. My answer should have been that [your problem] is because you are so incredibly stupid no one in their right mind would want to be on the same side of the world with you let alone friends with you or in a relationship with you. Why don't you [go away]?"

Posted on 5 June 2008 @ 22:39 (London time) - permalink
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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Oh that reads badly.

The "Hi Birdy" wasn''t related to the rest of it. Not that you thought it was. But you might have done. So just to make it clear in case you thought it was when it wasn't so that's all right.

I think some of the questions here must be catching (I can't spell contageous, contagious, con-thingy).

Posted on 5 June 2008 @ 22:42 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

WHHAAaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Nah, of course I didn't. Borrowing Big Squidgy Hugs from a friend! I thought that thingies were either under car hoods or the hooks on the back of the bra...

BigSis?

RIGHT, BACK TO THE BUSINESS AT HAND. Flipping City of Chicago HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR A RED LIGHT fricky frackity frakka fakaka BOLLOCKS. Ooopps, that one actually got out...

Posted on 6 June 2008 @ 0:55 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I'm really not doing well with things at the moment what with ring down the toilet yesterday and today (so far...) I've given myself an extremely painful paper cut on my second finger which makes it really quite hard to type!!! F**K F**K F**K B*!"£KS I also get very annoyed when people DON'T RESPOND to text messages!!!!!! I don't know what I'm doing this afternoon which is bloody frustarting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ok rant over....(for now that is...until I go and do something else stupid...)

Posted on 6 June 2008 @ 13:1 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

OH HUNNY!

I no how you feel, ive lost lovely earings and stuff before but I look at it like if I lost one of my kids that would be a bigger loss! they cant fit down the loo though Ive tryed!!!!!!!Paper cut are the worst it bugs all the time and as your typing its ow!ow! fucking ow! DONT LOOSE THE PLOT HUNNY!!!!!!Not like me ok!!!!!!!!Im well flip ding plop at the mo!!!!!!! So arggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg! whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! n grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! LOL! LOTS OF SQUIDGY HUGS MANDY XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Grrr. Growl. Snarl.

*bangs head against wall violently and repeatedly*

Posted on 6 June 2008 @ 22:59 (London time) - permalink
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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

ROFL

How can anyone so easily stressed POSSIBLY be an agony aunt?

Posted on 6 June 2008 @ 23:1 (London time) - permalink
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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

I'll give you agony in a minute.

Posted on 6 June 2008 @ 23:2 (London time) - permalink
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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Sounds kinky to me. Bed?

Posted on 6 June 2008 @ 23:3 (London time) - permalink
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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

mmm

Posted on 6 June 2008 @ 23:4 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Was that mmm or MMMmmmMMMmmmMMMmmm, yea baby?

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PeterPan, posted over a year ago

I love coming here late at night and catching up on threads... This one's cracking me up!!

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, posted over a year ago

I think something funny is going on between those two.

Posted on 8 June 2008 @ 18:43 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

dittos...

Posted on 8 June 2008 @ 20:11 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH STUPID TRAINS WHICH RUN LATE!!!!!!!!! I have not had a good week, life is so not F**king fair. ALl this week I've tried to put my wrongs to right...and what happens to me...I drop my ring down the toilet, give myself multiple paper cuts, missed trains, lost my purse, and to top it all off I'm starting proper lessons tomorrow barely a week after I finished my exams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B****CKS NOT FLAMING FAIR I TELL YOU.

Why is it then when we try to do our best...it all comes flying back straight at us?!? I've bent overbackwards trying to help a friend of mine and now its all been thrown back at me!!!!

F**K THAT!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ok rant over...for now at least...

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, posted over a year ago

OH @:"*&!(*&:LASKDJ ALSJKD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'M REALLY NOT HAVING A GOOD COUPLE OF DAYS!!!!!!!!!! shit, i'm starting to get seriously fed up. boll**ks!!!!! wah...don't really have the energy for a long rant! I'm off to bed...and hopefully I won't be woken up at 5.30am by a gardener with a stupid lawn mower/tractor thing when I've been working late!!!!!

*sighs*

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jay12toes, posted over a year ago

i dont anger easily but the other day i was at work (i work at a fast food resturant) and i had to get this man his coffee but the coffee maker started giving me trouble. finaly after 5 minutes of messing with it i got it fixed and handed him his coffee. he was upset and yelled at me for it taking so long, when i tried to explain he said that was no excuse and left. when my manager asked what his problem was, i responded with "he was being a dick." she laughed and said she had never heard me talk like that. that stupid jerk. i feel better.

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Just though Id share Im feeling better today ooooh thanks susan this thred has been great xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

The fcking winkers need a fecking good slapping. Sh*t I'm so angry I could... well, let's just say it wouldn't be legal.

B******************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*********????????????????

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, posted over a year ago

"You've been ******* told and you've been ******* told by just about everyone, and yet you still ask the same question over and over and over again" Ms Strict....

Oh showers have I been doing something wrong again, I thought that was the answer to those pesky idiots who don't know how to read or listen. What else should I have said... "Sorry but your time is up caller, go and tell this to your girlfriend/boyfriend and I hope they leave you for someone with better mental health you psycho....." Now that just sounds downright wicked, I like the first sentance better.

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

F*****G W******G T*****G IDIOTS!!!!!And that is all I have to say before I see them THANKU XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX AND NO THIS TIME ITS NOT THE KIDS

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Oh how I wish I had a swear box right now. I'd be rolling in it!

$ £ $ £ $ £ $ £ $ £ $ £ $ £ $ £ $ £ $ £ $ £ $

KER'CHING!!!!!

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, posted over a year ago

Oh for F**KS SAKE, give me flaming break!!!!!!! I've got enough going on without YOU ACTING LIKE A BL***Y SPOLIT CHILD!!!!!!!!!!! WILL YOU PLEASE GET A GRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sh1t bo**ks bu***r.

ARgh today has been unbelievable stressfull...

My knee is now completely swollen due to the fact that I had to sprint to get a train AGAIN!!! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH TRAFFIC IN LONDON!!!

WAHHHHH - humph I'm not half having a miserable time at the moment

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, posted over a year ago

Sofia, there is a perfect answer to your complaint and it dosen't involved indulging in the bad behaviour that is displayed here. Simply exchange the train for a skateboard and you too can risk life and limb to get from A to B.

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, posted over a year ago

Today started off as a good day. The sun was shining, a little wind but no rain. It was a warm and friendly sort of day. One of those days when it feels good to be alive. Fresh summer air in the lungs and all that.

I'm scheduled to take a trip to the Isles of Scilly, starting sometime around midday on monday. Today was a good day for taking all the required kit out to the boat in the dinghy. Water, provisions, sleeping bags, diesel etc.

It's a fair way from the shore to the mooring, so I generally row the dinghy out from the shore and when I'm clear of all the weed I drop the outboard, start it and motor out to the boat. Much easier than rowing the thing. Halfway across the harbour, the outboard starts to make a funny squeaking sound, metal on metal. Almost squealing at me, protesting, even.

To cut a long story short, the recoil starter cord mechanism has decided to self-destruct. Can I get a spare? What do you think! The dealer has to order spare parts from Japan. He should be able to get them by next month.

F*****g slitty eyed b******s! Why can't they make something that last for more than 5 f*****g minutes? Why the f**k do these things alway f*****g well happen to me? Have they been sticking their f*****g dressmaking pins in a little slitty-eyed doll or something?

Looks like I'm going to have to buy another f*****g outboard if I'm to make the trip. £399!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! B*****ds!!!! T**ts!

No wonder I'm losing my hair and what's left is going grey. Maybe I'll feel better tomorrow, but I wouldn't put money on it.

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, posted over a year ago

I bet if you'd caught that large wonderfull fish you'd be telling a different story and it'd be the best darn day of your life.... albeit a very expensive one.....£400... now that really hurts.

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Oh for goodness sake! DON'T

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Oh for goodness sake! DON'T start the fishing stories or you'll NEVER get Uncle Sneaker to shut up.

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, posted over a year ago

Did I ever tell you about that huge monster of a cod that broke free of my line? It weighed 28lbs 5ozs!

How did I know how much it weighed, you may ask.

It had scales.

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, posted over a year ago

Phil your fishy puns are giving us a haddock, in the name of cod if thats your sole hobby you baiter get reel and perch some better lines onto your wit stream to hook some of the poor soles here.

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Now that's what I was trying to avoid :(

I warn you, I'll get crabby and you'll all get the good battering you deserve. Carry on like that and you'll get hooked. Believe me, it's no joke when you're floundering around all over the plaice. It's a load of pollocks.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Well, I think we should try a new tack. This thread had me luffing so hard, I thought my stomach was tied up in knots! I'll just have to keel you haul, you keep this up. With your constant jibs, you've put the wind up me sheets. Now we've gotten off the center, board, it's time to steer a new course. Wheel I agree that rudderly rude to continue, I'll have you all coming about to my way of thinking.

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, posted over a year ago

Move out the way Trish, I got no time to be polite....nkfjio; gf mkl;sfajklasdfmio; j klavn fawf jklasdfjklasdfjkl;asdfjklasdfjkdklkdikkl DEATH AND DESTRUCTION..'MDSJIOWAJ RPOJAGOP I WILL KILL HIM;OFJKL;FASDJKLAFDKLF'PA' HE'S DEAD MEAT.,....opfajrjkljadflnk;wefjkl;.... I CAN FIND OUT WHERE HE LIVES,lml;k'dfkl;fp' I'LL GET THE ADRESS ldmklo;kldlls shosl;dl He dosen't know who he's f@uking with ;ldldlldldlaklcvkkl;......

Be right back......

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

It sounds to me like you're three sheets to the wind already.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Someone must have been a real pain in the bass.

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Only one? There's shoals of them out there. Half of them ask questions with absolutely no porpoise. I suppose they think they're having a whale of a time, but if you ask me it's the small fry angling to catch you out.

Ah well. As a cockney might say, there are occasions when I don't give a Bombay Duck.

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, posted over a year ago

You lot mast be warped! I'd rudder bow to Waz's superior wit oar he might give me a stern rowlocking from his pulpit! I expect Tisha is now laughing tiller sides ache!

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Don't start a row. That's really going overboard.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Yes, aye'm shivering me timbers, you old foc's'le, cap'n. Bos'n people around like that, what do yaw except? I wake up to see this kind of poop, deck you all, I will!

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, posted over a year ago

Wight.... I'm trying hair guys so bear with me....

Theres a strange buwnch of folks at Dear Cupid

But they're wrong if they think I am stupid

Phil went for a ride

Came back and spun me a line

Now if I only I cod get "recoil starter mechanism" to rhymme....

I hate poetry, batter I hate puns more. Do you know thome people in here display a certain lower quality of inthenet.... and you all know who I mean.

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Just stop carpin' on about it. It's all as plain as a pike-staff, or do you need a herring aid? Just mullet over and you'll sea that I'm right.

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Hello.

* wave *

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

What a crab, I can see you're steamed. In fact, I can see the anchor in your eyes. A-balone, you're just being shellfish, don't eel over. It was a fluke, you know. We might need a sturgeon, salmon chanted evening, but today, we're not kelpless.

I plan to stay dead calm.

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

"I plan to stay dead calm"

Bother.

And there was I hoping for a practical demonstration of the Archimedes Principle from at least one of you ladies.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Whatever floats your boat, Uncle Sneaks. Don't be dense now, buoy, or things will sink to a lower level than they have already.

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

If you think I'm going to leap from my bath and run naked around the streets of Syracuse shouting "Eureka" then you can think again, young Sneaker.

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, posted over a year ago

Ok.... All right.... I GIVE UP (slams door and flounces out of room)

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Fair enough.

How about the streets of South London instead? We're having a boring afternoon at the office, and we could all do with a good laugh...

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Urm.... why is Diovan flouncing?

Was it something I said?

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Our dear Diovannie Oakley Lestat

Is fed up with puns, rhymes and that's that

She shoots from the hip

But try finding a quip

To stop us from this, she simply falls flat.

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, posted over a year ago

Oh dear...this thread has now gone beyond insane!! ;-)

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Ooo hello Sofia. The ripples are spreading.

Did I hear you volunteer to demonstrate the Archimedes Principle?

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, posted over a year ago

...........

I think Diovan is annoyed just because

Aunties do limerlicks without pause

But dear Aunty Lestat

Struggles at that

And so might try to stop us with Laws

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

I can understand Diovan's rage

When old Sneaker's not acting his age

So tell her not to fret

Or to get so upset

And I'll lock Sneaker back in his cage.

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, posted over a year ago

Susan please do lock Sneaker in his cage!

And for the record I was NOT volunteering and anyway its raining....and the last time someone I knew did that (similar sort of thing..) she twisted her ankle in a rabbit hole...and the school doctor had to be fetched...ahhh the amusement of it!

DC is really bad, I have so much work...and what am I doing instead...reading all of these...oh well it looks like a late night of work!

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Turn on the speakers, sneakers.

http://www.tvland.com/theme_songs/themeSongsPopup.jhtml?id=2

And that pretty much sums it up.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

One more for fun.

http://www.tvland.com/theme_songs/themeSongsPopup.jhtml?id=8

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Can't turn on the speakers in the office during working hours.

It sets a bad example to the employees. I mean, they might think I'm not working. Another hour and they'll be gone!

Here's one for you if you ever get stressed. Just follow the instructions - it works!!

http://www.adamsweb.co.uk/stress/

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Oops. Wrong link.

Hang on.

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

http://www.adamsweb.org.uk/stress/

That's better.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

That was just great, thank you! I'm still bobbing my head.

Here's another stressbuster. I actually played this once before starting a meeting of volunteers. People were a bit grumpy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL-uL2M3xvM

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

And now to tie two threads together, Mac Davis and Miss Piggy present "Don't Get Hooked on Me!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZNWz00R3Ng&NR=1

And that's the last one.

Today, at least.

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Oh my singing fish! Im sitting here thinking ok I'll take a look MMMmmm not bad body bit iffy about the perm but then SINGING FISH! U no how to cheer a girl up hunny tanks squidgy hugs XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Whoops sorry were on the grrrrrrrrrrrrr thred so grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr singing fish (chuckle)

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, posted over a year ago

I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's definitely something attractive about Miss Piggy!

Grrrrrrrrrrr - or should it be phwoarrrrrrrrrr?

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Glad to hear that Miss Piggy get's your Pinky Perky phil. But some folks might think that you should be Sue'd by those who think such Sweep-ing puppetist generalisations are completely un-Sooty-able for this forum.

Just between me emu I reckon those who Bungle on about puppet lovers are either Titch or Quackers.

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

That confirms it. I always knew that Muffin the Mule was illegal.

And as for Sparky The Battery Boy, I guess he was just years ahead of his time...

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, posted over a year ago

If we're not careful we'll have our colonial cousins scratching their heads here.

There's nothing wrong with a 'Little Weed' now and then. I never was too sure about Bill and Ben though

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, posted over a year ago

Carefull Uncle Phil.... HongKong Phowee Chop you...

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

This colonial cousin is completely confuzzled.

So I go back to the earlier part of the thread...

fishy stuff!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Yp9ASVUg_A

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Fishy stuff?

Blistering barnacles, you should try Captain Pugwash if you want fishy stuff...

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

* sigh *

DON'T start THAT, Sneaker.

You know as well as I do that NONE of it was true - and that a newspaper was successfully sued for claiming that it was.

For anyone who doesn't know, despite popular rumour there were NEVER characters in Captain Pugwash called Roger the Cabinboy, OR Seaman Staines, OR Master Bates.

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, posted over a year ago

Excuse whilst I loose my cool and temper completely....

089217501234lwk

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Spoilsport.

Anyway, if there weren't, then there should have been.

So there.

;)

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, posted over a year ago

Great now flaming technology completely...Now I'm seriously loosing it

(*&^£$£"^£&$%^&(* GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY IS LIFE SO FLAMING UNFAIR??!???!?!?!!

F**K technology

F**K you behaving like a spolit child...and F**K you thinking that the world bloody revolves around you....because wake up sunshite IT DOESNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F**K dentists

F**K work

F**K people who steal your ex...WITHOUT EVEN ASKING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ok...now I feel slightly better....keyboard probably doesn't tho...

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

But I expect everyone wished there had been.

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Chill, Sofia.

We luv ya.

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Humph at least someone does, *sighs exasperatedly*

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

I HATE groundhogs and rabbits!!!! HATE, HATE, HATE 'em!!! &^$%^&^% little @#$^&%s tunneled into my veggie garden and ATE most of my zucchini and cucumber plants. Furry cuddly little &^$%&^%$ varmints!

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Get a gun, Tisha. Rabbit stew is wonderful, but I'm not too sure about groundhogs.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

I've eaten some rabbits, but I doubt groundhogs would make for good eating...

My idea of hunting is to go to the farmers' market and search for some really good produce. Guns, not so much, for me, anyway. I can't even put a live lobster in a pot, let alone kill something with a gun. I'm not against hunting, by the way, I just personally can't do it.

I do have a trap baited in the garden now, one of those havaheart ones. We have caught groundhogs in the past in it, we then drive them miles away and let them go. We have this image that one day, they'll band together, and come marching over the hills and valleys to get their revenge. Maybe that's what's been happening... I had some lovely new acanthus mollis, asters, violas and daisies that I just put in. Eaten to the ground. *&^#$%^&^s.

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

CAPTAIN CUGWASH! Thats wot my son called him! and master bates oh please let me keep my funny little fantasy susan PWEASE!!!!!!!I fought it was weal...wot this about wabbit stew n groundhogs oh ive just come home from the pub with my son little tit beat me..But I got a few drinks outta him WEE HEE!!!!!:)

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

AT POOL!!!!!!!OK SOZ Im not dwunk xxxxxxxxxxx

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, posted over a year ago

uiojfkjdj.... stuff I haven't got the energy.... I tell her she's got no self esteme she gets angry.... I tell her that she should do whatever she feels... she gets angry... and then somebody says she's got no self respect and that's the answer she's looking for..... OIEWJGIO; SEKJGFML;MSLKFLKL..... Don't get it..... Perhaps she's "just not into me"... oh well, done dusted over and out......

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, posted over a year ago

And so my loosing it continues....

8763q(*&^^%£%$^&*&()*&^%$£^&£!"""

FOR FLYINF F**KS SAKE GROW UP!!!

SCrew you, for once in my life I'm NOT putting you first...wednesday is my evening and NOT yours...so just P!ss off.

AND if you really do feel the need to get with an ex of mine behind my back the of course you may....BUT AT LEAST HAVE THE F***ING CURTESY TO TELL ME ABOUT IT....not leave me to find out from pictures!!!!!!

To the guy who I really do like: Will you please wake up and realise that I'm not going to hurt you, I like you so much for who you are...I know you have been hurt in the past...but I will not do that...we've both had bad relationships....but give us a chance....(NOT likely to happen as I opened my big fat gob and screwed it up)

For the first time today I'm finally starting to feel calm....its actually quite uplifting...well seeing as I've now beared my soul to all...I'd better go...

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink"

...usually because it would rather drink from a dirty puddle.

(and Confucius, he say woman who ride big horse after too much chop suey always get the trots. The way of the poster passes our understanding, grasshopper.)

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, posted over a year ago

Ah so... Sneaker give advice like glass on clear day... makes darkness light and sun come out... (Diovan sits down to bask in radiance of intelligent man)

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Ah no, Diovan.

Sage Sneaker give advice like lady of the night hanging from ceiling. It's bound to be a ???? up.

Sorry.

But I'm sure I'd be happy for you to bask in front of me anyway :)

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

GRRRRRR!!!! Fricken fracken ricken racken simply ^%$##$ed up stuff.

Thank you. I feel better now.

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

????µa? se ????? ?a staµat?s??? ?a fucking ????µ?s?a!!!!!!!

Aaaahhh, that's better.

Now please, let me thank you, in Greek....

Sa? e??a??st? p???.

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Huh?? What happened there? I wrote all that in greek and it's come up a load of question marks, what gives?

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

All I remember of my summer holiday Greek phrase book:

"F. Harry Stowe" = thank you

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, posted over a year ago

???a? a?t? p?? ???fete sta e???????;must be the typeface not compatible. ah well nice try.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

BigSis e??a? µ?a p??? s?f? ?e?a.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Nope, I tried too.

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Sn?kumw?um?dic?das?derly!!!!!!!gr?R?R?R!

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

There must be a way, there just has to be!!!!!

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

We're going to have to work it out by matching the Greek alphabet with the counterpart English alphabet, methinks.

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Just gonna try something...bare with me here a moment please....

What it looks like Roman equivalent Greek name How do I remember that?

? D delta there’s an airline company with a logo that looks like a delta; and a river delta is a delta-shaped bit of mud in the mouth of a river

T TH theta used a lot to represent angles in maths; sometimes the line across the middle is shrunk down to a dot

? P pi used in maths, and now a major film

S S sigma you might have seen it used in maths

O O omega ‘mega’ means ‘big’ (think of ‘mega-phone’, a ‘big-voice’), so this is ‘big o’; and there’s a watch company that uses an omega for its logo; sometimes omega is drawn as an underlined letter ‘O’

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Nope, still the question marks appear...bastards!!! GRRRR!!!

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

? alpha ~ Our word ‘alpha-bet’ comes from the names of the first two letters of the Greek alphabet

? beta

? epsilon the ‘psilon’ bit means ‘simple’, so this is ‘simple e’ - we’ll do ‘complex e’ later

? iota ‘iota’ ~ is an English word meaning a small amount (it’s the same word as ‘jot’) - because iota is the letter that requires least ink to print

? kappa ~ plenty of those three-Greek-letter society names seem to end in kappa

? mu ~ these two are easy to remember (though a bit tricky to say) together

? nu

? omicron ‘micron’ means ‘little’ (think of ‘micro-scope’, a ‘little-viewer’) ~ so this is ‘little o’; big o (o-mega) ~ comes later

? tau ~ another fraternity favourite

? upsilon ~ ‘simple u’ (see ‘e-psilon’ above): ‘u’ and ‘y’ are essentially the same letter

? zeta ~ you might wonder why a Welsh film star should have a Greek middle name....hahaha!!

I know...it's all Grrrrreek to you.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Greek alphabet

?a Alpha ?? Nu

?ß Beta ?? Xi

G? Gamma ?? Omicron

?d Delta ?p Pi

?e Epsilon ?? Rho

?? Zeta Ss? Sigma

?? Eta ?t Tau

T? Theta ?? Upsilon

?? Iota Ff Phi

?? Kappa ?? Chi

?? Lambda ?? Psi

?µ Mu O? Omega

Obsolete letters

Digamma Qoppa

San Sampi

Let's see how these get through.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

That soooo did not work. Sorry BigGreekSis...

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Ahhh..Tisha!!!...{Bless me} ooops...thnot on the thcreen again.

I think we should knock it on the head and change the subject. Unless we have a Greek keyboard it just aint gonna work!

GRRRRRR!!!

xXx

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

*handing over a hanky*

Yes, I know, I know. My name sounds like a sneeze. It's been mentioned before.

Bless you.

*hanky again*

I did the very best I could for you on the Greek alphabet. It just doesn't work.

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

"F. Harry Stowe" Tisha!

aah aah aah.....no, lost it.

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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi -

- at least clean ones in case you get in an accident...

;-)

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Stercus accidit, as they say.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Okay, Susan, I'll bite. I ran your latin through a web translation tool and got, 'Barren it happens.' ???

It's all Greek to me anyway. Parakalo, help me out here...

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

"Shit happens"

It was vaguely relevant to birdy's bit of Latin. Well, I thought so!!

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

*giggling*

Gotcha. Thanks for the translation, and it does work.

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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Uhmmm...

duh...

I've got nuthin.

Yabba Dabba Do?

*sticking feet out of bottom of car, bidding hasty retreat from discussion*

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

SURE, SHIT HAPPENS !!

Secular Humanism: Shit happens because it evolved from primitive shit.

Scientific Analysis: When shit happens, the first step is to find out the exact ingredients.

Scientific Obscurantism: Amorphous excrement does occur in given cases.

Relativism: Shit equals WC squared.

Darwinism: As shit happens, only the shittiest survive. The principle is known as "the survival of the shittiest".

Historicism: The same old shit happens again and again.

Archaeology: All we can dig is the same old shit over and over again.

Ecology: As long as it is organic shit that happens, it's OK.

Green Peace: Save and recycle all shit as soon as it happens.

Classical Physics: Shit does not 'happen', it just moves around.

Quantum Physics: Shit happens but you can't say both where and when. It happens in discrete quanta called "shitons".

Holistic Physics: If shit happens, it happens everywhere at once.

Computer Science: If shit happens, we'll fix it in the next version.

Computer Programming: Should shit happen, just turn it off and turn it on again.

Applied Mathematics: The probability of shit happening approaches unity.

Engineering: When shit happens, divide it into smaller units and paint them over with antifouling material.

Medicine: If shit happens, take two Aspirins and call me in the morning.

Economics: Shit happens because there's a great demand for it.

Descartes: Shit happens, therefore I am... I shit, therefore I am... I am, therefore shit happens. Cogito ergo defecato...

Well, I think; so why am I in this shit?

Behaviorism: You are conditioned to having shit happen.

Freudianism: Shit happens as an indication of your anal fixation...

Psychoanalysis: Shit happens because of your toilet training. It's all your mother's fault.

Pragmatism: If shit happens, we'll find a way to use it.

YES, SHIT HAPPENS !!

Selfishness: Let all shit happen to me only. (:0)

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lotus mama808, posted over a year ago

Spam is a Hawaiian delicacy....that isn't a joke either, it's the strangest thing!

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Nice one Mands!

Yep...shit sure happens! Hit the fan big time in my house last night and thru' the wee small hours, AND this afternoon AND again thru' to this evening until now...PHEW!! All calm now.

My head is killin' me!

I wish we all lived close enough to out and get shloshed...if anyone fancies it, let me know, I live in the South East part of Kent, right on the coast, I'm also willing to travel...but don't you push it you lot in across the Globe, I aint that flexible.

So who's up for it? Eh?

xXx

Getting shloshed that is!!

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Huh?

Lotus?

Spam? Where'd that come from? Did I miss summink?

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Lotus!!! You joined us! Welcome!

BigSis, I think Lotus has had a good read of our silly threads and has found the spam references! Good on her, aloha, Lotus.

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Ahhh Soh!!

: )

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lotus mama808, posted over a year ago

I'm new here, please bare with me. Aaaannd since this is the grrrrr thread, I'd like to ssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ugh. Yeah, back in the mellow zone... Thanks.

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Tremor, posted over a year ago

QUIT WHINGING AT ME! I CAN'T HELP YOU! I JUST ANSWER THE PHONE! @#!$&%**%#@!?*

Ok, I feel better now.

I think I LIKE this thread.

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lotus mama808, posted over a year ago

Ooooo, sorry Tremor, been there! "It's a great day at Beadry RV, how may I direct your call?" Yea, that was short lived for obvious reasons!

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, posted over a year ago

Thank you for your calling our helpline. Your call is important to us.

Main Menu

If you want to be put on indefinite hold while listening to crappy muzak Press 1

If you are calling with a complaint and want to be put on indefinate hold while listening to infuriating bragging advertisments about the same services you are complaining about Press 2.

To be put into an endless loop of button pressing options Press 3.

To speak to a live operator from Bangladesh who calls himself "Jimmy" and who will put you onto hold again as you have reached the "wrong department" Press 4.

Press any other key to return to the main menu and no, we don't see any logic in that option either. Thank you for calling. Your call IS important to us.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Too annoying, what?

How about this one then?

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline...If you are an obsessive compulsive - please press 1 repeatedly...

If you are co-dependant - ask someone to press 2 for you...

If you have multiple personalities - press 3 -4 -5 and 6...

If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want - so stay on the line and we'll trace your call...

If you are delusional - please press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship...

If you are schizophrenic - listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press...

If you are a depressive - it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you...

If you are dyslexic - press 69696969...

If you have a nervous disorder - please fidget with the hash key until the beep after the beep please wait for the beep...

If you have a short term memory loss - please try your call again later... And if you have low self-esteem - please hang up all our operators are too busy to talk to you".

{I have the first paragraph as my message alert, it's a man with a very strong Irish accent, the looks on people's faces when I get a message...LOL!

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

“Hello, welcome to PC support. How may I help?”

“Hello, I just bought this washing machine.”

“Alright. You’ll have to call customer service. This is PC support. Call back on the same number you just dialed, select 2 in the first menu and then 3 in the second menu to get to customer service.”

“Okay, transfer me to customer service.”

“I’m sorry, I’m not able to do that. You will have to call back on the same number and select 2 in the first menu, 3 in the second.”

“Can you give me the number to customer service?”

“It’s the same number you just called. Press 2 and then 3 in the menus.”

“What happens if I press 2 now?”

“Well, I will get a beep in my ear and I dont like that. Please hang up and call back on the same number before pressing any keys.”

“Hrmf!” *hangs up*

(20 seconds later…)

“Hello, welcome to PC support. How may I help?”

“Hello, I just bought this washing machine.”

*sigh* TEE! HEE! Im up for getting sloshed sis I live in guernsey though, we could get sloshed over the grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr thread and then wake up the next morning and look at what crap we put (:0)

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

On a more serious note, this is the transcript of a telephone call to Hutchison 3G UK Ltd made in April 2004.

“I want to pay the bill on my son’s mobile phone and cancel the contract.”

”Yes, sir. Has he authorised you to deal with his account?”

“No. My son died on 27th March.”

”I’m sorry to hear that, sir. Can you give me the password on the account.”

“I don’t have the password. I have all his other details and all the account details from the statement.”

”I can’t help you without the password, sir. You need to get him to give you the password.”

“I just told you: he died.”

”I’m very sorry to hear that, sir. Is there no way you can get the password?”

[ANGRY]”How the fuck do you suggest I get the password?”

”I can’t help you without the password.”

“I just want to pay the bill on my son’s mobile phone.”

”Yes, sir. I just need the password and then I’ll be able to help you.”

“Look. Suppose my son forgot his password. What would you do then?”

”Has he forgotten his password?”

[SHOUTING]”I JUST TOLD YOU HE DIED.”

”Yes, sir. I’m very sorry to hear that. Can you get the password and then I'll be able to help you.”

…………………………

At that point I smashed my telephone - it was an emotional time.

They were still sending bills 12 months later despite several letters and numerous similar telephone calls.

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, posted over a year ago

Sneaker-That was a tragic example of the kind of robotic script reading-morons call centres employ. Actually I think they start off as perfectly functional human beings and it is the co-operate training that washes out the thinking part of the brain.

Let's give it up for all the thick-as-shit Dilbert bosses out there...altogether now...grrrrrrrrrrrr!

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DearCupid, posted over a year ago

I rarely rant, but here is one

Hutchinson 3G are in my opinion a bunch of lying scumbags with the worst customer service in the industry and I'm not suprised that they have given you such appalling service at a terrible time.

I tried to cancel a 3g data contract.

Took around 30 minutes to get through to the right person (in India, of course).

me: I want to cancel my contract

them: why?

me: I want to cancel my contract, not discuss it

them: I have problems with my screen let me talk to a supervisor and get this resolved.

me: (on hold for ages)

them: Sir we can reduce your price to x and give you a new usb modem stick

me: I think you must have misunderstood I just want to cancel my contract

them: Do you realise it will cost x, that's such a lot of money

me: I want to cancel my contract right now

them: my computer screen isn't working you'll have to call back later

me: don't lie to me your screen is fine now just cancel the damed contract

them: no it's not it's broken.

me: stop lying and cancel my contract

them: ok

Took forever and I've not gotten any confirmation so it wouldn't suprise me to see charges continue to be levied

Rant over

Andrew

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GTOOOGIJKLSJGLFJ;GJIOJLEKRSKL.... stupid call centres......

Diovan: Can I pay the telephone bill, the ex has left and I am now in debt....

Them: Do you know where he is

Diovan: NO

Them: Well he needs to pay the bill cause it's in his name...

Diovan: But he's gone and I don't know where

Them: Well when you speak to him get him to call us

Diovan: But he's gone and the ballifs are at the door

Them: The account is in arrears, you need to pay the bill

Diovan: Can I pay the bil which in my ex's name

Them: Can you tell him to pay the bill

Diovan: NO! I don't know where he is

Them: You are in arrears, we will take you to court.

Diovan: But it's in his name and I don't know where he is!

Them: Please don't shout we heard you the first time. We cannot help you, the account holder needs to get in touch. You are rude so we will now end this call.....

Diovan.... AHhhhhahhahahahahhahah!!!!!! OFTEL HELP!!

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Call centre: Is this Diovan,

Diovan: Whose calling?

Call centre: If this is Diovan, you know whose calling

Diovan: I don't know whose calling

Call centre: It's Caroline, Diovan

Diovan: Caroline who

Call centre: You know who

Diovan: No I don't, how can I help you

Call centre: It's Caroline and you know what I want

Diovan: Hi Caroline, who are you?

Call centre: You know what I want, I sent you a letter

Diovan: Can't remember, I get lots of letters, who do you work for

Call centre: You know who I work for, you know what I want

Diovan: Tell me who you are Caroline and I'll be glad to help

Call centre: Do you live at this addresss (reads out address)

Diovan: I feel nervous now, I can't tell you where I live cause I don't know who I you are.

Call centre: You know who I am, you know why I'm calling

Diovan: WHO ARE YOU, WHO DO YOU WORK FOR, YOUR MAKING ME SCARED.

Dialing Tone: Beep, beep, beep, (phone has been hung up)

Diovan: Well I can't pay the bill, if I don't know who they are. (Takes money for bill and spends it all on self - LOL)

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Diovan, please tell me you've moved since that call, that was very scary. Hugs to you.

Uncle Sneaker, I just mentally punched an a$$h0le in the stomach on your behalf. I hope he felt it, even 4 years on. Hugs to you too.

And Andrew, I'll bet it's not over yet. Document everything. But you know that. I've found some satisfaction and action is taken when I research the company and send direct emails to various VPs. I can be a bit of a pest. But I guess you all know that.

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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

You want to know what pisses me off?

Getting old.

Having to have fooking reading glasses to do anyfookingthing!

So what do I do?

Get into the car to get groceries!

And what did I forget?

THE FOOKING READING GLASSES!

No Prob! - I think to myself. I know when EVERYTHING is at the grocery store after living here for 3 years. So I get the romaine lettuce. And the salad dressing. And the chicken. And the bread. And the milk. AND the Smirnoff, to make a nice dirty martini, to enjoy while I cook dinner.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A DIRTY MARTINI TASTES LIKE WHEN YOU MAKE IT WITH FOOKING RASPBERRY VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!?

It tastes like that little bit of bile that comes up with a burp that you have to swallow back down because you are in public -

THAT'S WHAT IT TASTES LIKE!

FOOKING READING GLASSES!

What am I supposed to do with a whole litre of this crap?

Is that BBQ at Irish's still on?

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Hunny try pimms YUM! pimms n lemonade, I was going for a sleep like 2hrs ago sleep deprevation GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Snakumwaccumdicdasterly!!!! But I had a pimms and had another pimms and now im going for asleep she says falling on the keybourd :) Oh I no what u mean reading glasses hunny hasnt a thing to do with age NOT A THING!!!!I cant see the tiny little letters on my alcohol either but mine tastes good...Try the rasperry voddy with a dash of lemonade that should go down well and just a dash hun....SQUIDGY HUGS ALL ROUND LOVE MOI XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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lotus mama808, posted over a year ago

I'm sorry birdy. Makes you want to throw in the towel. What makes me mental is when my little ones are in the grocery stores with me, and the 6 year old is putting things in my basket, and when I go to check out, I'm putting half of the contents of the cart in random places around me while my son is screaming as if to be some poor, deprived child who is starved by his mommy. I'm getting looks like "I wouldnt let MY kids get away with that". In the mean time, my baby girl has somehow managed to stand up out of her seat belt and grab ahold of my purse, and she is pulling out keys, pens, tampons and such, AAALLLL while I am trying to write a check. Why am I writing a check? Because the "customer hotline" at my bank is as worthless as all the others listed here, and if I want them to send me an ATM card, I'm going to have to physically go there. (which sounds like LOOOADS of fun with my mini circus). By the time I walk out of the store, I am so spun I have forgotten all the other erronds I was supposed to do. Sigh. And for some reason, unknown to me, I have to make this horrific grocery trip almost every day!!!

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GRRRRR.... BigSis makes out she's so nice...j[arjfasdiojfkadfkl.... Discover's people's secrets and tells the whole world....KDKKDAFIO.. DiovanLestat will have revenge......KDJDJIEIJDIUE....Watch out Mrs..dkadfp...... I'll do you in.,dmkl;jfkljafjkldjkl..... but for now...dkdkdkdk.... all you users, and abusers, rapists and control freaks...... you better watch out........ BigSis has made me mad...... I need vengance and hearts to make me calm down.....GRRRRRRR......... Kisses Love you really, truely I do...... (Diovan winks and takes whip to use upon the posters who are hurtfull on the board)

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(Diovan takes of hat and puts down whip) Sorry everybody, but does anyone know how to start a new thread? Thanks very much for the advice, didn't mean to cause no trouble.... (wait's patiently for answer)

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Andrew, I'm quite sure you found this already, but here you go

http://www.hutchison-whampoa.com/eng/index.htm#

Looks like this co is based in Hong Kong. Good luck there.

But I've found it's kind of amusing to try to embarass company officials by exposing their subordinates' shortcomings to their colleagues and competitors....

It doesn't always work, but it does prove the theory that the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Diovan, look for the little blue line next to "REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE" that says "start a new topic". Push on that with your mouse....

HIHOOOO Away Silver!

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

It should look like this, Diovan,

[my picture here]Tisha-1, posted just this minute!

Diovan, look for the little blue line next to "REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE" that says "start a new topic". Push on that with your mouse....

HIHOOOO Away Silver!

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Oh dear dear dear, Diovan...make out you know it all, and you don't even know how to start a thread? Pfft!!...and mind where you're crackin' that whip, Ms Oakley!! I might just grab it twist it round me wrist, pull it off you and use it myself!!!

Now....go here --

*points in this direction...pointing*

"Cupid's Lounge forum"

"Post new forum message or Ask a question"

Get it? ... Got it? ... Good!!

Now before I forget, please refer back to my last post on this thread...and use it!!!

{I'll be waiting in the wings with a nice well fitting white jacket with lots of buckels and belts sewn all over it}.

xXx MWAH!! xXx

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

....Or you could do what Tisha {Bless me!} suggests, it's quicker.

LOL!!!!

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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Hot Buffalo Wings? With Blue Cheese Dipping Sauce? MMmmmmm!

Where did I put my valium?

OH! IN MY FOOKING RASPBERRY FOOKING MARTINI.

Oh, Look, there are those nice men with that lovely jacket. I can wear white, can't I? It is after the first day of summer, after all...

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lotus mama808, posted over a year ago

Diovan needs a little side kick. Go fight ignorance, the MIGHTY predetor!

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Tonto, maybe?

And Birdy, get a really big watermelon, cut a hole on the top into the interior like a cork. Pour the unwanted vodka into said hole. Refrigerate for a day. Then when you want dessert, cut watermelon into cubes. Do not serve to those under 21....

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

I didn't know buffalos had wings!

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

BigSis, if you've never had buffalo wings from the original source, well then, put it on your list of things to do in the US.

http://www.anchorbar.com/

Classic. And fattening. And delicious.

xXx

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Wow, that site was so...so...so...typically American, and of course I knew that buffalo wings were chicken, ok?

As if buffalos had wings, really!

: ^ S

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Isn't it a hoot? Started by immigrants and made into a world wide brand. And believe me, this is not a high tech sleek place. So I guess it could be considered typically American. But then we're so hard to pin down. There are the New Englanders, the Southerners, the Midwesterners, the Texans, those from the Northwest, and Californians, and we cannot ever forget the Hawaii'an islands and Alaska... (and I believe all of these groups divide themselves into smaller subgroups...)

Probably similar to asking a Yorkshireman what he had in common with a Londoner. And let's not get started on the Scottish and the Welsh...

Well, nevermind all that, glad to hear you found your files, and

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

oops sorry. Was reaching for a hanky for you, as I'm sure I'll be hearing a sneeze or almost-sneeze from you before too long.

*handing over hanky*

Glad to hear your files have been found. I'm sure I would be devastated if I lost files like that too. I've done the back up thing with an external hard drive. Sets my mind at ease.

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lotus mama808, posted over a year ago

Buffalo wings were never a huge thing here in Hawaii. Not enough chicken on one bit. Here, people eat mostly oriental foods. Plate lunch, #6, lol. When oriental people come to visit, they eat McDonalds (yuck) and they take pictures of eachother in front of the sign. Bet they'd go nuts over buffalo wings! Thats it, I'm opening a business!!! $$$$$

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

I've often thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered...what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Still on the subject of the Orientals...

...If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

ahh...Ahhh...AAAHHHTISHAOO!! Thorry peepth. GRRRR flippin'eck, thankth for the hanky...

*blows prefusely, sounding like a fog 'orn*

Ahh the Scots, now there's a different race altogether...lovely people. Apparently. Nice taste in skirts and furry purses.

The Welsh? Nice taste in sheep. The Greeks? I hear their young ladies have amazing skills in blowing Bubbles.

{For those of you who aren't familiar with rhyming slang, you may never know what I meant}.

% ^ o

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jay12toes, posted over a year ago

hey lotus dont make fun of mcdonalds. it might not be the healthiest but its still pretty good. iv been working there for 2 years and i still like the food. but anyways i just wanted to say that my computers fried so i cant get on the internet as often. i figured this was the best place to tell everyone because just thinking about my stupid broken computer gets me all grrrrrred lol. so when people ask what ever happened to that 12 toed guy, you can tell them that his computer sucks. evil technology. grumble grumble i knew i should have got virus protection grumble grumble.

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They seek him here

The seek him there

The Auntie's seek this liar everywhere

He's not in heaven

The threw him out of hell

That "Notoesman called Micheal....

Ms hot spice, I found him, what's the prize, he's lost his toes, can I start on the hands.

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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Excellent idea for really foul vodka, Tish! Honestly, flavouring coffees and Alkiehol, what a totally abhorrent idea. Get used to drinking them straight, I say. Vanilla Latte. I bet a lot of Italians are rolling in their graves...

Ohh... Look... a flying buffalo! Bombs away!

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I find the Oriental jokes to be rather offensive. I am actually disappointed in some of you aunts ...

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Hey, Kay,

Chill.

I think those Aunties were offending most races equally, without favour or prejudice.

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Hey Kay,I don't think the jokes were racially offensive but as puns they were rather weak. So as a Scot, I would be tempted to chuck smelly stuff onto the stage for using my "race" to prop up a joke that was funny only because it was so damn feeble. But jokes and puns are often like that.

Part of the "fun" is often our groaning at "daft" jokes. But hey, so is throwing rotten veg at comediennes...*chucks cabbage*

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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Very canny of you Waz. After all, cabbages are cheaper than tomatoes.

But then what would we southern softies know about anything that happens north of Watford?

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

I shouldnt have slept I missed all sorts of stuff MAD YOU LOT ARE JUST PLAIN MAD!!!!BUT FUN THOUGH And yep there's the caps again on perpy mouse! Im bored I get a day off work and Im bored GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!!!

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

OW!! Waz....that bleedin' 'urt! Can you not throw so hard next time please?

Thank God water melons are out of season!!

Kay, please except my apologies if I've offended you in anyway, or anyone else for that matter.

xXx

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

He! He! you make I laugh I'll except your apple ology hun not that uv offended me but I just thought it would cheer you after loosing your photies then finding them again abit stressfull eh! hun XxXoXoXxX

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Thank you Peps, my little condiment... ah ... ahh ... ahhh ... AACHOOooooooo!!!!! Bless me.

Stressful? You can't imagine, I was this close to tears. *holds thumb and forefinger about a cm away from touching*.

OxXxO

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Birdy...I'm glad your not the only one who's seen flying buffalos, I'd hate to see the damage one of them would make if it dropped a bomb on my car....the sea-gulls {or shite 'awks as I call them} here are bad enough! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Anyway, it's a gloriously sunny day and I'm going in to Margate Town, and I shall be taking the scenic route along the beach...YAY!

Well I have to keep my tan topped up, don't it?

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Be careful not to burn your raspberries Sis!

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

I don't know what you mean Uncle P!!

; )

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Hey Bigsis, I just understood what you meant. I went to the last post and dialled the number, but they didn't respond and kept me on hold. I'm getting fed up with their stupid music, does anybody actually work there, I need help but they don't care. I've pressed one, two and three, but the answer is always busy... What kind of helpline is this, one that drives people to suicide.... "Hi caller, you are held in a queue, we value your custom and will be with you as soon as we can".... AHAHAHHhahahaha!

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

next time you feel that bad take a valium and phone us!!!!!!!!!Im sorry but there is noone available at the moment we will be back at 9am monday morning please leave a message and your phone num and we will get back to you!!!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Ok sitting there twiching unable to stop leg from shaking with strange look in eye! YEA! HEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA! Im not mad! How very dare you!:)

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

WHAT'A FU*?KIN LIBERTY!!!!!!!!

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GRRR...dkljkdjikdke...GRRR.... Comes along.....Isn't Sweedish.....jkdjkdkldk.a.... She isn't a Porn Queen..ldjkdjkldkkdk.... Lives in the UK..dkkdkldkdkj.... GRRR..... NOT FAIR....ddldlldl... Had to live in a convent..dldldldl.... now she keeps following me....dldldl... showing off.....just because.... she can write poetry...ll...,l,.. It's not fair...... I've been thinking hard....dldldldl...I would have worked it out....Gonna show her, you wait..... just got to get new words........ I'm after you too... MISS CHILLI HOT PEPPER, just you wait, watch the ratings fall.......GRRRR

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Something vex is thee?

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AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH LIFE IS SO NOT FAIR...HAD TO MISS MY ONE LIE IN OF THE WEEK DUE TO F**KIN LAWN MOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screw work

Screw school

Screw you idiot ppl who think i'm gonan run around after you sorting your mess out well NEWSFLASH I ain't gonna. It's time for me to put MYSELF first.

Screw having to do assault courses with guys who quite literally throw the smalles ppl (ME!!) over fences

To the guy who I really like but he can't seem to see it: I like you, I won't hurt you like you have been hurt in the past, I just want to be with you for who you are. I know your senstitive and caring guy and I know that you don't want to get hurt...so give me a chance huh?

F**K EVERYThING RIGHT NOW!!!!! I am not in a good mood

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Diovan hunny what on earth is the GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING!!!!Matter ok if it makes you happy hun as that is all that matters to me, Although I was wishing to help...I will refrain from writing any poetry....But I may add no im not sveedish I just spell wrong dat is ven my svedish cums out!!!!!But dis make me laugh!!!:) Hold on some very rude young man is trying to speaky to me!!!Im back!!!my son just asked if I could nip up family planning and get him some condoms!!!!!WOT A BLOODY LIBERTY!!!!! Please dont get all GRRRRRRRRRY hun I'll let you do your slutty convent poem, You go girl....OOOH! FOOK IT (SOR SIS I HAD TO IM ADICTED) Work I keep 4getting, SOPHIA! Hun you need some real tender loving care time! Get some good old time for you hunny n fook everybody else be thinkin of you XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxxXxXxXxXxXx

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jay12toes, posted over a year ago

i have returned only to find that diovan has taken 7 of my toes. Noooooooo! if only my computer wasnt broken, then this never would have happened. now i must be off again, but be for warned, in a few days i will find another randon computer thats connected to the internet and then i will be back. Mwahahahaa!

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Tiz ok hunny u'll be able to walk better now mind u does that mean u have 3 toes on one foot or 5 toes on 1 foot or 2 toes on a foot n 3 on tother MWHAHAHAHAH!!!!JAY5TOES!!!!!diovan hunny what have u done with the toes the mind boggles! :) XOXOXO

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3 toes on one foot or 5 toes on 1 foot or 2 toes on foot n 3 on the other, the mind dose boggle... That guy gives me a headache... I bet you miss hot chilli spice that he comes back with 20 fingers to make up for the missing toes, and a new name to fit his new status.

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

AAAAAH! Daniel son! jaytwelvefingers..He is probably watching argggggggggggggg!!!!!!yard work!!!!

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Im not angry just thought the grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr thread looked sad XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Happy... happy... happy... I'm too happy to GRRRRRRR... happy, happy, happy, bouncy... bouncy... fall... stuff and bother....fell over.....GRRRRR....KDKOJDKDLKD;;ADKK....... Why does that always happen to me.... kskisekeiekk....GRRRR

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Now Im laughing!!!!The wonderful things about tiggers eh! hunny...:) Yep thats me as well bouncy bouncy bouncy!!!!Happy Happy Happy!!!!! I can just imagine you jumping and landing on ya arse, my sense of humour is terry bubble..R u ok my love HUGS N SLOPPY STUFF XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Were are you Im here Diovan!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING 4 YA!!!!!I HATE MORNINGS GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! AND DOUBLE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX LOVE N CAPITAL HUGS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Tigger, tigger, tigger, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy... What's up mrs peperpot, you need to have some fun.... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRRRRRR... Gurring is such fun......LOL..mornings are fun, you just need to ditch the coffee and drink a pint of tea instead, and you'll be just like me.... bouncy, bouncy fun.... Green eggs and ham for lunch I think.....

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

*rubbing eyes*

What's with all the GRRRRRing? Sounds like a Nascar race day, you can hear it all the way over here. And it's coffee for me always, but I always have to brew extra in case Pepper's been on the boards. Diovan, if those eggs are looking fuzzy it may be best to pop to the market and get more...

GRRRRRR. Okay, I just did that for practice.

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

"Green eggs and ham, Diovan Lestat you am,

I do not like them, Sis I am

But Lestat you'll love my green eggs and ham."

****

Recipe for Green Eggs and Ham à la Sis-I-Am

Ingredients:

1-2 tablespoons of butter or margarine

4 slices of ham

8 eggs

2 tablespoons of milk

1-2 drops of green food coloring

1/4 teaspoon of salt

1/4 teaspoon of pepper

What You'll Need

knife, medium-size mixing bowl, wire whisk or eggbeater, large frying pan, spatula, aluminum foil, serving plates

1. With an adult's help, melt a teaspoon of butter in a large frying pan over medium heat. Add sliced ham and brown until edges are slightly crisp. Remove the ham from the pan, cover with aluminum foil, and set aside.

2. In a medium-size mixing bowl, combine the eggs, milk, salt, and pepper. Beat with a whisk until frothy. Then add 1-2 drops of green food coloring until you reach the desired shade of green.

3. With an adult's help, heat a tablespoon of butter or margarine in a large frying pan over medium heat until the butter begins to sizzle. Then add the egg mixture to the pan.

4. Stir the egg mixture with a spatula until the eggs are firm and not too runny.

5. Transfer the eggs to individual plates. Garnish with a sprig of parsley. Add the ham prepared earlier. Serve with toast or warm rolls.

Feeds 4 hungry green-egg lovers.

: )

xXx

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AARGH! BLOODY HELL...Stupid friken damn insurance companies... damn damn execs! screw u bf! go home 2nyt! damn car damn jean, damn atm damn nieces damn them all screw u fukity fak fak.! damn cartoons damn projects! damn pc! aaaaaarggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! go to bloody hell bollocks crap shit get over urself!

WHOO i feel much better now

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Hey, that sunny girls back, we thought you'd run off to have fun in the sun..... wow... grr nieces, grrr cartoons, wow you got the GRRRRRRRR's really bad...... I'll help you out....

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRKDIJOIEJIOJLKFJDFJGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGIISIIONDNI....

Thanks Wintry, now I'm angry again.........GRRR stupid idiot uncles.........GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... travel to wedding...Tgkjgoieijmjiejl.... WE GOT TO GO.............GRRRrrrr...Long... lksksGRRRRR journey......GRRRRRR, idiot man.......GRRRR got new dress.....GRRRRRkdidikdlkji..... Didn't get to dance.............GRRRRR... Poor GrrrgrKSIEKK bride.....GRRRRR... Got bloody GRRRrrkdiikdkdi lost...grrrrGRRRRR.....grrgrGRRRRR... tried to kill us.....GRRRR... stupid friend, idiot can't read... Grrrkidiidkdiik, driving....GRRRRR... Spoit the bloody reception.....GRRRRR... going round and round in a bloody mobility van....... Made for wheelchairs....gzldoodkdkGRRRRRR crazy old fool...GRRRRRr.. what was the bloody point... kdiiekkfjoiagjkdi WE HAD TO GO... don't need to eat wedding cake.....GRRRRRRRRRRRRR anahana ...... hate family, hate stupid old men.

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Oh showers... repressed anger is dangerous... I blew out the margins again... Sorry everyone....

Thanks BigSis, great recipie, and poetry too... thank you very much... I will make some as soon as I find an adult to help me out... Luckily I got a date for lunch, with someone nice.

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Sorry D... Didnt mean to make you mad... but i got my nieces 4 a week... and the damn insurance still hasnt paid out the life policies... oi and my school fees are overdue and then they go and put me ON HOLD! argh.. and my freaking car didnt freaking start so i was late 2 pick my nieces up 4rm daycare... ugh AND MY BF... well i just wont go there. . . but im ripping he's head off 2nyt... or maybe at school 2moro... dnt knw. aargh! damn kids are tugging my hair...

Well i got to go friggin cook and friggin bath the kids... ugh not to talk about cleaning.... im hopin my sis gets back early 4rm her conference.

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

All I can say to that is a big bouncy GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!WITH HUGS ATTACHED XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Thanx pep honey! i needed that. well hopefully i can make it through the week... then i can pack up the kids and send em back... and start studying.. grr crap shit

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! crap shit! say that enough and its really good for any kind of anger and down right fooked up probs you may be having sweetpea, Im quite chilled out now Grrrrrrrrrrr crap shit! The kids are laughing but I'll carry on saying it Grrrrrrrrrrrr crap shit..May get my man to make a tune from those lyrics, He has been on to me for months to get on wiv me lyrics GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CRAP SHIT!!!!!Im a sittin in me pit...finkin of the day ahead and its grrrrrrrrrrrr crap shit on a day like dit, But den the sun shines on and da love is lit on me grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr crap shitty day! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

I have been trying for the past hour and a half and can't sign into my feckin' messenGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Is anyone else having problems?

AAAAGGGGGHHHHHRRRRRRR!!!!!

I'be booted and re-booted, I've even booted the bloody thing, and it sill wont work!!!! GGGGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

ps.. I did pay my bill, honest.

: )

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

FECKIN' USELESS PIECE OF SHITE!!! GGGRRRRRR

AS FOR THAT BILL GATES---DOUBLE GGGGRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGH! Just come home from work, all the washing still mout, we had a massive rainstorm and thunder, the lot, bloody washing is trailing in the mud, and my son is watching the Simpsons fecking helldfklfe;jhiorgehio;th;hiog;g;hogho;gfgjkladsljkfdljksdfkjlfsdjfkljsdkldfjkfiioerjksdlslslm

*******

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whoops typosos again, sos,

much be teh rains s haha

******

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR crap shit!!! i might be in jail after 2nyt... headline 2moro in all s.a newspapers: girl, 18, murders bf(also teacher) and drowns nieces. aarggghhh damn bloody idiot kids jdajmajgadb.ejg.dg driving me insane.tjadGRRRRRRR have to miss freaking school 2moro dag.adgag.eg.mgdjmpmgmkhajwpjmg coz damn car is f....d up djGRRRRRR christoff is a major idiot! GRRRRRR CRAP SHIT!

OH and pepper do make it a song... grr crap shit, im gona go crazy in a bit, its all shit grrr crap im gona be late for my pap, its shit and crap and grrr freakin cold and brrr, the babes wont sleep, the boyfriend's acting like a creep. the car is a man with erectile dysfunction, its all to much for my gumption.

grr crap shit, im gona go crazy in a bit!

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Sorry everyone (sits in a corner looking sheepish)... I am a nut job! oh what the fluck, i might as well say it again... grr crap shit

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Hi Wintry, I'll visit you, what shall i bring, a big bag of crap shi**!!!???djkl;adfjkl;fd;jkldf bog bottoms xmxkwsirdi

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

3 kids n 3 husbands later I can fully understand your GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CRAP SHIT HUN OH YEA!!!!!!!! BIG HUGS(((((((((((X))))))))))))))xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Kinkyboots you could bring me an axe... I still havent found the key to the shed since my dad died a year ago...

oh and pepper... im amazed... i dont know how u did it. 3 kids? of ur own? i have my 2 nieces and my 20yr old bf and im going nuts. im not having children never ever ever... but seriously i hate skipping school... especially now its almost over... well at least i cant get into trouble coz the school has 2 phone ME in anyway. lol... but im calm now... poor shoes, they are scattered all over... they think im mad at them... my poor babies... hehe.

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Yep hun thats one in the piccy bit big for nappys now!!!!LOL! Good is all I can say pay back time they get to clean up after me now HA!!!!!!

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Hey Pepper, that was an awesome piece of GRRRRRRRRR 'crap shit rap' or 'shit crap rap' or even 'rap crap shit', whatever it was you must get hubby to re-mix that crappin' rappin' shit.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Grr....and one small one for luck.

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Kinkyboots you could bring me an axe!!!!! Kinkyboots you listen to me, you will do no such thing. We know Summery is angry, we also know she hates kids and insurance people and boyfriends. Two and Two make five in this situation.... She's planning terrible things, I've seen the films.....SHE DON'T NEED NO AXE......

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Ta sis

MMMMMmmmmm Yea was finkin I may givit a crap shit grrrrrrrrrrr while me pussys in her basket givin it purrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrr then me grrrrrrrrrrr crap shit and me shit grrrrrrrr crap had me down n funkin in me mans new hat...So its grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr crap shit for yet anoter day just bring on da love is all I can say yea bring on da love n we can all join in on dis grrrrrrr crap shitty day!!!!!! I just got up OK!!!!!!:) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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AARGH! Diovan! i need that axe... please please please.... i got put ON HOLD! AGAIN! GRRRRR peep peep peep.

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Caller you have been held in a queue, press one if you want to wait and speak to somebody, press two if you need a sharp tool, press three if you already have sharp tool and have used it on somebody, press three if they used a sharp tool on you... Please hold on, somebody will be with you as soon as we can... You are important to us and we value you very much, now for some music to help you while you wait... la la la la la la....You are now at position 2001, we will take your call as soon as we can....

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Mrs Hot Spice Pot, how did you put your pussy in a basket? Mine stays with me at all times.....

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

oh no Im not a mrs again is I ooooooooooh yea I still am really must sort that out (:/ I just picked my pussy up and popped it in hun :)

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Pepper picked her purring pussy up and popped it in, if pussy purred when pepper picked her up, what did pepper do what purring pussy popped up and purred and tried to play......

Go on I dare you... lol

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Sorry I got confusion, what means when and when means what, but I know you all knew that already....

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

What did you mean when you said when? I mean why?

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

What?

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I am pressing 2.... repeatedly... today im not yelling, im not swearing, im extremely calm, im past the point of anger...

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Aod if i keep telling myself that i might believe it.

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Tremor, posted over a year ago

Hand adressing 160+ envelopes.

Shoot me now.

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Tremor, posted over a year ago

Addressing, even.

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

HAND ADDRESSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! 4ya mate but why? stipid question eh! I dont wake up till 12 ok and have to know................

When what who Diovan hunny my little friend....

pepper popped her pussy in da basket

pepper popped it down so she could sleep!!!!

popper pepper pipper pooper popped her pussy in da basket to make it look all neat!!!!!!!!!!

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

stupid even!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Tremor, so how's the hand after addressing all those invites?

*bang!*

As requested. ;)

GGRRRRRRRR! Wabbits have eaten ALL the coleus, gomphrena and daisies I planted this year.

GRRRRRR....

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Uncle Sneaker, posted over a year ago

Get a gun.

Wabbits taste MUCH better than coleus, gomphrena OR daisies.

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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

I am on vacation with my lovely family in the Bahamas.

Do you know why you need a tan when you do a beach vacation?

To cover all the bruises from trying new things!!!

I have actually cracked a rib falling off a rock while taking a family photo! What a dumb ass...

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

...but Uncle Sneaker, it's not wabbit season, it's duck season! .......FIRE!!!

Birdy!! Wossa'madda with you, eh? ...Be careful, please!!! GGGGRRRRRRR!!!

xXx

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! birdy the Bahamas. Now dont be drinkin toooooooooo many martinis n breaking anything else...Your on ya hols take it easy with a cocktail n a cocktail n a cocktail even XxxxxxxxxX :)

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Yes Birdy, cocktails really help with bruises, you should try each one, untill you find the one that dulls the pain....

PS: Wabbits better run, BigSis has a gun, and were not sure if she knows duck from wabbit, so your best to run anyway... run, run, run, wabbit's soups to hot for you...

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Goombay smashes, as I recall from my bruisy visit to the Bahamas, help a lot with pain management. :)

And Birdy, stay off those rocks.

Open season on wabbits here! You catch 'em, you skin 'em, you may pop them into your own pot.

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Bunny Boiler!!!

(}: ^ [)

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

She has fatal atwaction! Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. :)

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Don't be so widicuwous! It's not wabbit season...

...it's DUCK season, I tew ya!!! Stp widicuewing me.

Gwwwwwwwww!!!!

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

HA! Tee hee laaaaaaa! do! do laaaaaa! di di!!!! DUCK!!!!!Ala oranga tang! new recipe, You duck before the ape gets ya!!!!Its ok hun ive had meds just got outta hospital better go bed weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! :)

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Nutter!

xXx

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Are we splitting hares now?

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Ha!! Vewy good Tisha.

{Sing the following to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"}

My pets were out pwacticing football.

My fwog intercepted a pass.

My cat and my dog and my bunny

then tackled him flat on the grass.

~~~~

My bunny lies over my doggy.

My doggie's on top of my cat.

My kitty is over my fwoggy,

and that's why my fwoggy is flat.

~~~~

CHORUS

Gween splat. Gween splat.

Oh, that's why my fwoggy is flat, like that.

Gween splat. Gween splat.

Oh, that's why my fwoggy is flat.

~~~~

My fwoggy's as flat as a pancake.

A paper-thin fwoggy's the worst.

He cannot eat flies now for dinner

except when I flatten them first.

~~~~

Chorus

~~~~

If you see your pets playing football,

it's best if you bwing them inside

or you may end up with a fwoggy

who's flattened and seven feet wide.

~~~~

CHORUS

: )

GRRRR!!

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Ha ha ha ha!!! That is HILARIOUS!!! I wuv it! Poow fwoggy.

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

just choked on me crisps...Hunny you have to give coffee n crisp warnings now that was on the floor hilly hairy arse HA! :)

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Okay hon, will do next time....you'd better git that hoover out, can't be havin' your pussy chokin' on all the cwumbs now, can we?

Gwwww!!! Meow!

^+^

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Poor froggy, he probably thinks wabbits, ducks and pussy's are safe... He dosen't know what he's missing, pussy in hoover is a sad way to leave the world......

Thanks for the song Bigsis, now I can't get splattered frogs out of my head. Except they've turned into blue, blue, splattered Smurfs instead... Life is unfair..

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

me pussy went up da hoover

she's always been abit of a groover

the poor little frog got squished

wabbits n ducks r on the main dish

n the smurfs are all blue n happy cause there balls get all ticked when the run round all dappy!!!!!!!!!!yea life is unfair but its fun with all of us aunts on the run

so be hippity hoppity happy its time that we all had some fun XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Hey people, things are getting confused... We're hipping and hopping instead of GRRRING.. We're arguing on the jokes page instead of laughing our heads off, everything's gone back to front..

Even Diovanlestat is trying to be happy... lets start up the anger thing again... mmmm.... GrririlffielGRRrrlldieklGGGrorororksisll... Pepper cut the balls of my Smurfs... gonnna see that aunt dead... GRRRRRRRR... (bloody hell that was hard, can't even get angry these days... What have you lot done to me) HELP!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

OMG!!!! YOU'RE ALL NUTS!!!

I'M SEMI~INSANE ... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

((( : ^ o

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Dear aunts you will have noticed a slight change in DiovanLestat she can not seem I say to stop laughing and giggling and choking on certain jokes! OMG!!!!!!TIZ IT US HAVE WE MADE HER GO HAPPY NOT GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY Big sis hun SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!YOU ARE INSANE LOVE STAY WERE U R EVERYTHING IS NORMAL! Ive never been semi anything let alone insane Im a fully fledged insanity mad person.....YOU GO DIOVAN HUNNY LAUGH TILL UR TUMMY ACHES!!!!:)

(: dis may b a coffee warnin!!!! :)

A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some. Without further ado, the chickens walk out.

Around midday, the two chickens are back and looking quite annoyed. One leans over to the librarian and says,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens want another three books and promptly gives them some more. The chickens leave as before.

About an hour later the two birds march back in, approach the librarian, looking very angry now and nearly shouting, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!'

The librarian is now starting to get worried about where all her stock is going. She decides to give them more books but also to follow them and find out what's happening.

She followed them out of the library, out of town, and into to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen.

She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was kept repeating, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

OOOOOOOOH 4GOT 2 GRRRRRRRR!

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, posted over a year ago

Hey...that was funny.. Not... GRRRRRRRRRRR... lol.... stupid joke... stupid morning... Am I on the right board..... Old as the hills, and getting older by the day... GRRRRRRRR... new jokes needed.......new jokes please.....GRRRRRRR... lol

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Well we have some weird and wonderfull rules here I do belive there is one were on one day of the week its against the law to knit, And in our other island across the yonder its against the law to dance on a sunday...I found these about animals Im still in fits of giggles.......

In North Carolina, it is against the law to use elephants to plow cotton fields.

In New York City, one is forbidden from shooting rabbits from the back end of a Third Avenue streetcar when it is moving.

In Kansas, people cannot shoot rabbits while in a motorboat.

In Statesville, North Carolina, it is against the law to race rabbits in the streets.

In Tuscumbia, Alabama, no more than eight rabbits can reside on the same block.

A law in Detroit, Michigan, prohibits crocodiles from being tied to a fire hydrant.

Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New York.

In Baltimore, Maryland, it is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass.

In Ohio, it is against the law to set a fire under your mule if it balks.

In Arkansas, if your 2-year-old mule runs wild and is unclaimed within 2 days, anyone may castrate the animal.

In Marshalltown, Iowa, a horse will be breaking the law if it eats a fire hydrant.

People can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog in Oklahoma.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

In Tulsa, Oklahoma, dogs are prohibited from going on private property unless the owner gives his consent first.

In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.

Dogs are strictly forbidden from riding in ambulances in Westport, Massachusetts.

Wallace, Idaho, decreed it is unlawful for anyone to sleep in a dog kennel.

In Clawson, Michigan, a law specifically makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. But the animals may not be in the house after sunup or during the day.

Florida has a law prohibiting the transporting of livestock on school buses.

If you live in Franklin, Kentucky, you can't legally trade horses after dark.

In Alabama, no mules can be traded after supper when the sun has already gone below the horizon. And in Idaho, you can't buy or sell chickens after sundown without the sheriff's permission.

It is illegal to lasso a catfish in Tennessee and the state of Washington.

In Seattle, goldfish can ride the city buses in bowls only if they keep still.

You cannot shoot fish with a bow and arrow in Louisville, Kentucky. And you cannot shoot fish with a gun in the state of Washington or in Hazelhurst, Mississippi.

It's against the law to get a fish drunk in Oklahoma.

In Kansas, you cannot fish with your bare hands, while in the state of Washington, you can't catch a fish by throwing a rock at it.

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

oooooooh sorry GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!SNACUMWACUMDICDASTERLY!!!!!!!!!Fookin trafic!!!! :)

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

HiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHi!! Grrrrr!!!

I've lost the friggin house phone!!!GGGRRRR!!!

All day I've been ringing it from my mobile and just realised, I had it on silent 'cos I wanted a lay in!!! GRRRRRR!!!!

Things keep disappearing in my house, something's not right!! I'm scared!

((: o

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

You lost it before didnt you, Im sure u did hun!!!!I wouldnt worry I came home and went to pop some rubish in th bin and me washing was in there from the morning, Ive even thrown me mobile away if anything goes missin here its either me or more likely me or the ghosts :)

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

gggggggggggggggggr snacumwacumdicdasterly I left the men in my room to carry on partying n it looks like a bloody ashtray GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! And they smoked my cigs NO FIRST CIG IN DA MORNIN WIV ME TEA! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR And grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to anyone who say I shouldnt shmoke grrrrrrr n double grrrrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah thats better XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BIRD AND A FLY?

A BIRD CAN FLY BUT A FLY CANT BIRD!!!!!! Thats from my 11 yr old daughter to all u lovely people XXXXXXXXXXXXXX :)

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I found my anger... It's back... Griririoaijiue90930k].. Ms Hot Chilli Spice confused me with her bouncing.... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... but I'm back on form.....Who cares about birds and flys....GRRRRRR... I hate them both....GRRRRRR.... Shot the lot, PEST SHOULD BE SHOT..... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... I'm back.....I've worked it out....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrkddidkdkdkdk... take your happiness and jumping to the right place.....dkdkdkdkdkdk... This is for anger and unhappiness.........kdkdkdkdkiekekeidkkdkeiekd...Spicey pretend Sweddish queens should be tied to the fricking939393fkkfifirikrkrkrkr bed so they stop bouncing up and down...... Out of order....kdiifkfkfkirkkfiirk... Some people need a place to feel bad....kdiidikdkdiekdii... Shoot happy people on sight... LOL... now I'm having fun again.. no confusion anymore... lol...

ANYBODY ELSE HAVING A WOTTEN DAY

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Men who steal ciggarets and mess up the place should be shot... GRRRRRRRRR... Evil behaviour, dump them and marry a man who owns a ciggaret shop.. problem solved....

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Sorry, beg your pardon.. does anyone own a English dictionary.. maybe some of my words went wrong.. didn't mean to offend.. I'll give it straight back (Diovan sits in corner quietly... waiting for inspiration and Edumacation from clever folk)

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You didn't offend just no one who checks out the forum is online right now.

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, posted over a year ago

Apart from me but...I don't count lol.

I've got nothing to say.

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

twaz my son hun, Any bidders for a nearly 26yr old ciggy nicker!!!!!:)

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

: )

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

: ^ P

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

:^Q

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

(@_@)

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

(~*~)(~*~)

x x

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

(.Y.)

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

ps..

xXx

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

PSS xXxXx :)

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! FOOKIN STUPID PAIN ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Ive got to bloody lie down on a nice day snacumwacumdicdasterly! n so called friends that dont believe your in pain but just think you dont want to see them because they have nothing to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!PHONE FIRST!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I feel a little better now thanku so much XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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um um umph umph umph!darn it...

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Awww, Pepper....wossamadda? Why you in pain? Take an Aunty Inflammatory, that should ease what ever's wrong, shouldn't it?

...and what you 'umphin' about Icanhelpu? Tell Aunty BigSis, I'll try and can help you too.

Anyone else want help?

This'll cheer you up...it's fun.

: )

http://www.unit9.com/grrrgame/#

xXx

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Aw, Big Sis, you're a schweetie to our sveedie!

Here's another fun one. Just push the left or right buttons on the mouse to change colors.

Fun!

http://jacksonpollock.org/

And I only made it to 2 environments. I'm a slow bunny.

xxx

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

...better than being a rampant one, Tisha!! LOL!!!!

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Thanks hunny my sveedish neck is a pain in the arse or is it my arse thats a pain in the neck? oh fook it!!!!!My fella's sorted me out tanks and u 2 of course SQUIDGYS XXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Hey Trish,

I got excited by that link, I like that Pollock guy, he paints pretty pictures.. But there's a problem I think... What dose all this stuff mean...

No, no habéis abierto un blog sobre arte sin querer, sigue siendo wwwhatsnew.Esta aplicación que me ha enviado mi amigo Érico por email no tiene mucho que ver con las más de 500 que ya os he mostrado, pero me ha llamado la atención hasta tal punto que no he podido resistir la tentación de escribir un poquillo sobre ella.

I think I went wrong somewhere????

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Sorry your in pain ms.hotspice gone sour.. Nothing you can do about your arse, but you could shoot your friends and cut the foot off. If I've helped in anyway, please send the consultants fee to me and not DC...

You could always climb into the freezer, they say that cold numbs the pain, and you won't be able to hear the phone.. but then again your guy might mind. He signed up for pepper, not left over frozen bits.

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I hope I'm in the right place... I was gonna forgive you Bigsis for being shorter than me.. but now.....

GRrrrrlgigiiglGGRRRR... stupid rampant... it wouldn't move....GRRRrrrrr.. I tried tempting it... GRRRRRRRRR, I tried kicking it....GRRRRRR... I even tried loving it... GRRRRRRRR... How do you get the fricking rabbit...GRRRRRRRRrldododdll... to move.... MOVE YOU STUPID THING..... Bring out the gun, GRRRRRRRR, it's rabbit hunting season again....GRRRRRRRRlslslslT...GRRRrlrllshite....grarabbitGRRRRpie....GRRRRRRput...grrrrGRRRabbitinpot..GRRRR

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

How many times do I have to tell you, Lestat?

IT'S BLEEDIN' DUCK SEASON!!!!

FIRE!!!

(^v^)

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I'm ducking Bigsis, but the rabbits still not moving, what am I doing wrong...

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Did you say 'Ducking'? Because if you said what I thought you said, then the rabbits's run out of batteries!

(( : o

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

yea love the wabbit needs a new set hunny XXXXXXX (:0) Its then you need to duck ok :)

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GRRRRRRR... what are you ladies talking about... GRRRRR... I wasn't talking about that rabbit... GRRRRRR.. I was talking about this one... http://www.unit9.com/grrrgame/#

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

HA! HA! You no wot were talkin about!!!!we is just naughty!!!!!!LOVE YOU MUCH XXXXXXXXXX

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Silly wabbits.

().()

(".")

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Aww.... your wabbit looks like it was fired at and lifted it's ears to dodge the bullets..LoL!!Very cute.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

(0(".")0)

..(....)

.(.u..u.)

.(......)*

...U...U

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

LoL!!!!!

Take a look at these, they might help....

http://www.cknow.com/emoticons.txt

XXXX

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Thank, BigSis, that's quite a list! Who knew simple letters and characters could express so much.

xxxxmwahxxxx

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dfljkfdjkldfrijfdjmfd,md;sdkF FJFJSLFJDKLJFXX

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

You're welcome, Tisha. Blesha!!!

Now now KinkyB...what seems to be the problem? May I help?

: )

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Wheew,now I have a craving for Reese's cups.My

favorite candy.

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Oh for f$$ks sake!!! Dhbbdsserjiphfefkkzd aaasrrrrrgggghhhh!! Screw you. If you must continue to let me down then im not yakimg it anymore. End of. I am a person and have a life as well and im not going to run around after you fixing yours when i yold you not to do it!!!!!

To the guy i like and have fallen for: will you please wake up and see me? Im not gonna hurt you cripes knows ive been hurt enough myself. I like you for you nothing will change thst.

Right rant over for now...i think...time for bed things mite look better in the morning...

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

: ^ o

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

{} {}

(.)(.)

\____/

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

shit that was my wabbit! {} {}

(.) (.)

\________/

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Aw Pepper that is cute!! Good morning to you! xkxjklfajhfiouetio;u another sh*t day at the office, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahdhftkajdhfkjd f***. xx

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

oh fook it the ears wont follow, stupid wabbit!!!! I fell of me chair again sis my wabbit def moved his wittle ears (.)(.)

\_____/xxxxxxx

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! grrrrrrrrrr! :)

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

hi hunny im trying to do a bloody wabbit then it just looked like a pair of knockers then oh I dunno but im crying at the same time, How are you this fine morning? my daughter just said to me it 7.30 ur wierd!!!!!!meaning she doesnt usually see me this early I guess, So for the last 11yrs I did a good job! (:0) xxxx

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Just for the record...things don't look better this morning. Somewhat worse after a very sleepless night, and the fact its bloody raining which cancells my tennis match which I was really looking forward to. :-(

Wahhhh!!

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

arrrrr! hunny dont be sad....

It's wonderous what a hug can do,

A hug can cheer you when you're blue.

A hug can say, "I love you so.",

Or, "Gee! I hate to see you go."

A hug is, "Welcome back again."

This Hug Is Meant For You

A hug can soothe a small child's pain,

And bring a rainbow after rain.

The hug! There's just no doubt about it,

We scarcely could survive without it.

A hug delights and warms and charms,

It must be why God gave us arms.

Hugs are great for fathers and mothers,

Sweet for sisters, swell for brothers,

And chances are some uncles and aunts

Love them more than potted plants.

Kittens crave them. Puppies love them.

Heads of state are not above them.

A hug can break the language barrier,

And make the dullest day seem merrier.

No need to fret about the store of them,

The more you give, the more there are of them.

So stretch those arms without delay

And give someone a hug today. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX :)

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I lurrvveeee you pepper wepper, I'm giving you squishly sqaushly hugs and soppy stuff... BIG, BIG HUGGY POOS... (Damn that woman has turned me into a giant pile of mush.. how dose she do it?? I'm going insane)

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!First I must say a prayer for some people that have been involved in a terrible car crash down the road from me..But now Im Grrrrrrrrrrrring at the police officer up the road that did not understand that I lived down the road and when he finally GOT IT!!!!!!!Said OK! That ment I could go!!!!YEA! NO!!!Apparently he didnt direct me to go just saying ok is not enough bloody idiot had the wrath of my leo temper I can tell you!!!!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! Ladys and gentlemen we have one very unhappy copper up the road!!!!!!IDIOT!!!!!!!Im supprised there wasnt another accident he didnt have a clue what he was doing BLOODY FLUMP!!!!!HAPPY HUGS IM OK NOW THANKU XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (:0)

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Aw thanks pepper, you are so sweet. :-) I'm feeling a little better now. I haven't had the best of days...I've been alone for most of it...so I'm feeling lonely. Its not by lack of trying to get out...but everyone is abroad, and my mother has been out all day.

That policeman does indeed sound like an idiot! I'm not surprised you lost it! I would have. Glad your ok now and I hope that the people involved in the car crash are ok - I'll say a prayer for them.

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jay12toes, posted over a year ago

im back mwahahahaaaa! you all thought i had left and gone forever but these toes will never die! but unfortunatly my computer is still broken and im too cheap to buy another one. curse you stupid computer. technology really stinks sometimes. hopefully though i will be able to get on here more often. thats right, you will never be rid of me! ha ha ha ha! grrr why wont my computer work!

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Hi jay hunny is it switched on love!!!!!serry arsely love wot seems to be da problem I have a on going relationship with a computor tech!!!!dont tell me fella though! :) Im laughing at myself my god I am mad!!!my kids just told me and its true im flip ding plop! Oh well eh! Ah! sofia hunny I do hope you feel better very soon great big squidgy hugs to you xxxxx oooooooh that police officers face was very red, Well he shouldnt be daft and argue with me, he wanted to wave his arms when there is no trafic but me!!!I ask you what a muffin!!!!!!:) XXXXXXXX

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, posted over a year ago

Hey it's that 10 toes, no fingers, different name guy, I thought he'd run off to get his body fixed up.. Has anyone got a gun.. I declare it's Jay hunting season this month....

Don't get angry pepper wepper spicey pot, the police are very mean people, but they got the authority to change the world to suit them.. They maybe muffins, but they got handcuffs and torture cells, be a good girl, because we may never see you again. British manners when seeing a copper is "Hello dear P.I.G, thank you for keeping me safe, what stupid instructions did you give again".. We're lucky, at least the got a A-Z map, like cats and old ladies, and never wear a gun..

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What do you call a British copper with a gun? Well of course you call him "Sir"... they're great and they got pointy heads.. lol

Posted on 6 August 2008 @ 19:3 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Yes so do I. Don't really know why...but I'm not really feeling on top form at the moment - its just me I guess. I'm just fed up life was going really well until 2 days ago...now its all crappy again. Not flaming fair.

Now we know never to argue with you pepper!

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Ooooooh hunny Im sweet really but I live on a small island and there was no cars behind me or to the other side road or coming up and that daft arse wanted to wave his hands in the air to direct me!!!!!duh! A simple ok love would have done it which he said anyway without the love on the end, Im cool..but NO! he wanted to wave and I stopped him so he stamped his size 10s and I stamped my size 5s alot bloody harder!!!my poor baby car its falling apart already i'll be like the flintsones soon if that happens again..diovan hunny remember Im double jointed they had me on that one already!!!!!da! da! try that again I dare ya! :):):) XXXXXXXXXXXXHUGSXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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, posted over a year ago

I HATE MORNINGS............ GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRFR

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

If u hate them then I hate them GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! FOR YA HUNNY!!!!!!LOVE N HUGS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Posted on 8 August 2008 @ 8:58 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Im not grrrring, Ive just finished work and it was a sad day today one of my patients past away last night she was only 54, But I mannaged to make others smile so all was not bad..At least I no in my heart the last time I spoke to her she sounded happy and content with her life...And enjoyed the activitys we did together BIG HUGS ALL AROUND XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Big Hugs babes, so sorry..... I'll GRRRRRR for you.... GRRRRRRRRkd@£££%*$$^HHhHGRRRRR, why do people have to go away.....

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

its ok hunny when i last spoke to her she had had enough, she so reminded me of hayley,,And when u see in peoples eyes that after being so i'll for so long, you can just tell. well i could tell she wouldnt be here this week....But I managed to keep everyone smilin it may have taken longer but by the time i left they were laughing.....I made flowers out of pipe cleaners wee hee!!!!!! hugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! flys AGAIN!!!!!!!!Im going buzzing nuts snacumwacumdicdasterly :( grgrgrgrgrg!!!!!

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Im talking to myself again BUT I DONT CARE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! N DOUBLE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Ive done my hamstring in AGAIN!!!!!!So Ive got my left foot with the ligaments torn the right leg with the hamstring n a neck n back that feel like I should be 90 n Ive worked over 7 hrs straight ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!SNACUMWACUMDICDASTERLY!!!!!!!Ooooooooooooooohhhh that feels better, just to write it down.....(:0) thanku XXXXXXXXXXXXX

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, posted over a year ago

Pepper got broken, they tried to feed her to an olympic horse... GRRRLJDOIUDMEGGGRGGRGRGRGGRGRGRGRRGGRGGRGRRRRRRGRGRGRGGRGRGRGRGRGRGRG.... STUFF HAMSTRINGS, STUFF LIGAMENTS....STUFF BACK, HEAD AND FORWARD....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... If it hurts you Miss Spice it hurts me as well, shall I cut them off so they never hurt you again.. GRRRRRRRRRR

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Nope no cutting required hun you have fixed me Im going to me bed as you TOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks for always being there you squidgy little mate u XXXXXXXXXXHUGSXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Posted on 21 August 2008 @ 20:33 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

(Diovanlestat staggers in) I've been wounded.. Help.. I got a dose of my own medicine and it really hurts... ouch, I've been shot down, I'm in my prime.... damn.... I've got to get the posion out.. (faints with the pain of cruel words)

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

CAN WE STILL GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!As I fell like a good GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR snacumwacumdicdasterly ooooooooh thats better (:0)

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

feel ok I feel like GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING Its da sveedish again peeps grrrrrrrrrrrrr! HUGS XXXXXX

Posted on 11 September 2008 @ 18:20 (London time) - permalink
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ME TOO.. I WANT TO FO@K*ING GRRRRRRRRRRRRR TO... GRRRRRRR up and GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR down......GRRR untill the GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGrrrrss stop bothering me...

I'm not sveddish so what is the problem with me..

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michelleAKAmandi, posted over a year ago

Can I GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR in here to showing how many brain cells I have fried?!

Diovan, you had to notice in the "First Word" forum on my mistake thinking I was in "Wizards Bar"...LOL

And you guys just laughed at me... sniff sniff DAMN~IT...

I'm still laughing at myself.

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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Don't worry about it honey, and don't be so hard on yourself, you should never laugh at your blonde moments.....

.... we'll join in and laugh at you too!

: ^ D

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, posted over a year ago

Guys whats been happening? I've only just been able to get onto the forum by starting up this account. I have a feeling this is gonna break too...

Why are peoples accounts being deleted?! Is my computer IP blocked?

Posted on 13 September 2008 @ 0:59 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Hey you. Welcome back. I believe that's a question for Dear Cupid himself, why don't you drop him a PM?

Hope you're keeping well Gecks.

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, posted over a year ago

I have I'm just wondering if anyone else knew...

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

hey gecko mate WELCOME BACK!!!!!!wee hee!!!! :)

Posted on 13 September 2008 @ 10:32 (London time) - permalink
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lol thank u, if anyone was or wants to be my friend on ere just add me. I seem to have no friends on here again.

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