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What are some GREAT DIRTY things I can text to my new boyfriend?

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Question - (4 November 2009) 4 Answers - (Newest, 4 November 2009)
A female United States age 22-25, *ib1 writes:

I just started a new great fun relationship and I want to send him dirty dirty text messages when he is away. Please don't hold back and help me come up with things to text.

Thanks everyone!

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A male reader, shefftomowl United Kingdom +, writes (4 November 2009):

things that my girlfriend texts to me that get me going are sometimes the simplest things that arent really dirty but make me use my imagination and think about her in a sexual way. For example when she is just telling me about ordinary things in her day like taking a shower or a bath and how i came into her mind as she was washing and touching herself and how i make her feel.

The trick is to be suggestive without being too crude and vulgar, give him just a snippet and make him use his imagination, if he is into you he will most likely be thinking things anyway so just stoke the fire as they say and let his imagination do the rest.

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A male reader, thenotsogreat New Zealand + , writes (4 November 2009):

thenotsogreat agony aunttext : i was thinking about you while i was showering.

I dont think that too inappropriate (my bad spelling might be)

1 not to write: I only think of you when I pay my bills.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (4 November 2009):

Things that make him use his imagination are probably best... if you come out and get too direct it's not erotic.

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A female reader, quiet-echo Canada + , writes (4 November 2009):

quiet-echo agony auntI'm afraid people are going to be holding back a bit here. Suggestions that are too sexually explicit won't be posted. Bear in mind people much younger than you have access to this site which is another reason for us to temper our responses.

You could remind him of previous real life encounters you've enjoyed with him. Tell him how something he did affected you, obviously in more adult terms.

I hope that helps.

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