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Seducing my aunt?

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Question - (6 April 2011) 1 Answers - (Newest, 6 April 2011)
A male United States age 26-29, anonymous writes:

Alright, excuse the misleading title. She's not my aunt by blood, so we are only related through marriage. She always acts so kind toward me and I get extra long hugs at family gatherings a couple times a year. She seemingly favors me over my other siblings even though I'm the oldest.

These gatherings which only happen on holidays are the only time we see eachother.

She's a tad bit shorter than me and her skin looks weathered from all the drinking and smoking she does but I oddly like it. I love her body it's curvy and her breasts drive me wild. It's not just the physical though. I really appreciate the affection we trade and whatnot..

She's always a bit tipsy when I see her..

Long story short. I REALLY want to get intimate with her, this isn't a sudden desire either, I've had it for a couple years..

My mind is pretty much made up, I understand the consequences and shock that it could cause the rest of the family and long story short - I have a convenient believable alibi (I was upstairs watching TV with the cool crazy uncle that has the room devoted to warhammer..) and she could pretty much leave without anyone batting an eye, as it's a pretty packed room with hardly enough space for everyone to sit down..

So that's pretty much it, how would I go about seducing her? Should I noticably brush my erection against her as we hug (but make it seem accidental, you know what I mean)

And... If she rejected my advances.. I'm 99% positive that she would do nothing but..

Pull me aside and have a private chat with me on why it's "wrong" or she doesn't want to or something like that. I know this is probably going to be the case due to her very "laid back" nature..

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A female reader, k_c100 United Kingdom +, writes (6 April 2011):

k_c100 agony auntLook there are a million reasons why this will never happen, I know you dont want to hear it and your mind is made up but you must realise that you dont have a chance with her surely?

You think she would have sex with a 13-15 year old boy based on the fact that she is kind to you and hugs you? I think your hormones are running away with you here!

She will go to PRISON if she has sex with you, she is never in a thousand years going to consider having sex with you purely because it would ruin her life and she would become a sex offender, let alone the fact that you are her nephew! Ok so she might like you more than your other cousins, but it is family and often you will get on a bit better with certain family members over others.

It is fine to be horny at your age, and it is fine to have fantasies - but it is not ok to try and 'seduce' a family member. Just keep this idea in your head and leave it there, focus on seducing a girl closer to your own age who you can actually be with. There is no need to make things awkward between you and your aunt, and there is no need to do something so grotesque and embarassing as hugging her with an erection.

So please, just forget about this and leave it as a fantasy - it can never be anything more than that.

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