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writes:Hello and I am a 75 yr.old man who horny all the time. My daughter in law is 52 yrs. old. She pretty and loves to dance. Not too long ago she and I were dancing a slow dance when I got a hard on, she felt it and smiled at me. About a week later she came to visit my 80yr.old wife. I was sitting and my kitchen table and my hard penis on popped into her view. She kept looking at it and smiled at me. I would make love to her at any time. I don't think my son is having sex with her very much any more. Let me know what you think about this situation. She knows how horny I am. My wife quit having sex with me about 15 yrs. ago. Thank you for reading this post.
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reader, Youcannotbeserious  + ♥, writes (28 November 2020):
 TROLL ALERT! Aunts beware: this is the private message I just received from this person:
Hi and ok I admit it that I.M ALWAYS HORNY. MY DAUGHTER IN LAW LIKES TO STARE AND SMILE AT ME sHE DOES RUB HERSELF WHEN MY PENIS IS OUT. sHE IS THE TYPE OF WOMAN THAT CAN KEEP A SECRET. i DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT, UT I'm GOING TO ASK HER HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT THIS SITUATION. i WOLD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY TO MY POST.
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 November 2020): You're married, and she's your daughter-in-law; your son's wife. You didn't mention whether your son is dead or alive; so I will assume he's alive, but you don't care.
Why on God's green earth would you think anyone here would encourage you to act on this? She's smiling probably because she thinks you're being a dirty old-man!
More of a smirk, than a smile I would presume!
You would not be "making love" to her, as you put it; you would be having adulterous-sex with her. I won't use the crude expletive (the f-word) that actually denotes the act. You'd be cheating on your wife, and betraying your own son.
Your behavior is indecent and disrespectful to both your son and his wife; and you are far too old to be acting like some knuckleheaded frat-boy. You're mostly bragging anyway. Oh, you can get an erection at 75! Good for you!
Keep it to yourself!!! Showing your erection to anyone other than your wife is creepy and somewhat perverted at your age. She probably attributes it to the onset of dementia. Maybe you should see your doctor.
We get a lot of posts simply for shock value. You're being a rascal, this probably isn't even a real story anyway!
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 November 2020): Maybe you're delusional, maybe not. Maybe she's being a little naughty herself. Say something flirty and complementary "If I was only 10 years younger I'd steal you away." I'm 72 and we're still active. We go a week without and I'm undressing every lady I see. I get where you're coming from. Home games can be dangerous. Go to a health club or a popular hiking/biking trial. Plenty of younger gals Fit and Looking to show off that figure they work so hard for. But don't hit on them too soon. FYI --I know of a young widower who has a FWB thing with his wife's married sister. No one would know except his teen daughter caught them.
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 November 2020): You need to see a doctor now.I say this because with some declining age diseases the progression can be slowed or even stopped with the right medications.This what you are feeling is actually a sign of this.If you even want to Rember who your daughter in law is in five years you will get yourself to a doctor now.And by the way she is not smiling at you she sees your decline and is just trying not to make things worse.Go to the doctor.
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 November 2020): You are playing with fire OP. Can you imagine the consequences of your actions if she chooses to tell your son about this and rest assured she will sooner or later if you try to cross the line and try to force her into something she doesn't want. Can you imagine the scandal if this comes to the open? I advise you strongly to stop exposing yourself to your DIL before more damage is done. Probably she is now keeping quiet because she doesn't want to cause a scandal in the family or she is simply amused by your shocking behavior. Be a decent fellow and a gentleman. You are not an adolescent anymore.If you are that starved for sex then find yourself one of the millions of mature single females in America and leave your DIL alone.
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reader, mystiquek + ♥, writes (28 November 2020):
 I will give this post the benefit of the doubt that its real. If so, OP you have to know that this isn't a good idea any way that you look at it. You will ruin the relationship that you have with your son and will destroy your marriage as well. Did you ever stop to think that you DIL is just messing you about? Just to tease? If she is seriously contemplating messing around with her FIL then what kind of person does that make her?
If you really need some nooky, then do it OUTSIDE of the family.
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reader, Youcannotbeserious + ♥, writes (28 November 2020):
I can't decide whether this is a wind-up or genuine, but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
Somebody of your mature years cannot be stupid enough to think this is a good idea. You need to start thinking with your brain, not your hard on. Just because you "don't think" your son is having much sex with his wife does not give you the right to take over from him. Even assuming his wife would be game - and that is a huge assumption - do you think your relationship with your son would ever recover if he found out you were lusting after his wife, let alone actually doing anything about it? How do you think your wife would react if she found out? What is more important to you: your relationship with your son or getting your leg over his wife?
If you are so desperate for sex, go out and find someone who is not married to a family member. Shitting on your own doorstep never ends well.
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reader, anonymous, writes (28 November 2020): People might jump all over you for this post, but here’s my two centsTry to relieve your sexual frustration through talking to your wife or masturbation. I think going through with it will hinder your relationship with your son, wife as well as your daughter in law.That’s three people. It would violate all of their trust and the drama and tarnishing of your reputation within the family will not be worth the sexual act, even if she were to repeatedly have sex with you.Maybe try to communicate to your wife your desire and need for sexual intimacy.
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