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writes: I'm a 28 year old male living in London. I would love to be in a relationship but I don't have any confidence at all. I'm going bold, losing my looks, and the big thing is that my penis is the shape of a banana (it's bending to one side)..yes my mojo is broken. So my question is...where can I find someone that could like me the way I am??? Is there some internet site to go to to meet other people with problems? I hope some one can help me.
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reader, anonymous, writes (25 October 2005): I'm sorry, this is probably not appropiate but all I can say is......Ohhhh a funny shaped willie! I'd try it out, bet you can get it right on those little 'hard to reach' spots! Could be your new chat up line! lol unless its painful for you? If so you should really see someone about it.
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reader, pops +, writes (24 October 2005):
For God's sakes, see a urologist about the bent penis. If he sees there is a problem, he can do corrective surgery. What are you thinking about that you haven't been to a urologist before now? If you were injuried, and that has damaged your cock, see a doctor! As for going bald, HELLO! Where have you been? Look around you. Most men go bald as they grow older. Why are using that as an excuse to not meet women? If you are truly obsessed about your baldness, see a psychiatrist. He may refer you to a medical doctor who can do hair transplants to help your self image, but see the psychiatrist first. The problems you mention are superficial. Spend your time thinking about more important matters, and go out and say hellow to women. Talk to them. You will find out that baldness is actually attractive to about half of them.
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reader, schlottjl  +, writes (24 October 2005):
 A bend is a plus, more friction. If it was a 90 degree turn, then worry. Bend is normal from what I have seen.
The number one attraction for women is confidence and a sense of self. NOT looks. Do not think that women think like men. You will not believe this cause you are a man and probably have listening problems. NOT LOOKS- ACTIONS.
My favorite line is in the Family Guy cartoon where the mother Louis says that women care about the size of the penis as much as men do about the size of women's breasts. She meant that it was not important at all. Peter, her husband screams out "Oh No!" and runs off crying. Very good stuff. We don't think the same so listen (if you learn this you will really make some woman happy), act as if you can take care of things (extremely sexy) and believe they will want you (and some will, of course not all, attraction makes no sense half the time (think J.Lo's new husband- yuch).
Most guys are going bald. Where did they come from? Other men going bald. One of the sexiest men alive (decided by women) is Ed Harris. If you worry about that, go to a stylist to have your hair done. DO NOT hide it. It might sound odd to spend 30-45 (US$) on a hair cut when you have less hair, but trust me, a good cut will make all the difference. If it is patchy, consider intentional bald. But do this with a stylist. They can help you make your look over and it will be your personal best. This might help but realize, I am a woman, and make overs help us. Still, if you want to attract women, we will usually not notice the problemed areas of guys with decent style and at bucket load of charm and confidence.
If you have urination issues, a bend is a problem which can be helped with medical attention. Otherwise, your expectation of what others think of you will self-fulfill so, chill out!
Good luck.
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reader, xxxsoulsistaxxx  +, writes (23 October 2005):
 Problems? Trust me, there's worse things that could happren, you know?! You're only 28, get out there and meet some new people, enjoy yourself. I'm sure you're not losing your looks as badly as you think, they don't go overnight you know!
You just need a bit of confidence in yourself and to meet someone who loves you and cares about you so get out there and find her. You haven't got problems compared to many people in the world so think yourself lucky. You're healthy and young and have your whole life ahead of you! Enjoy it while you can. Good luck and p.s. lot's of mens willies aren't perfectly straight, that's normal. Don't get yourself so down about things!
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reader, lady85 +, writes (23 October 2005):
You'll always be over critical about your own appearance...
Become happy with yourself...not vain but happy, you'll probably find someone then.
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