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Why Men Are WAY Better Than Sex Toys

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Article - (11 January 2010) 5 Comments - (Newest, 29 January 2010)
A female United States age 51-59, bootydoctors writes:

Lila here ~ It seems like everywhere I turn lately, someone is talking or writing about men being obsolete or in danger of extinction. It’s upsetting, and I want to assure you it’s not true.

Take sex toys, for example. Men will NEVER be replaced by sex toys. Here’s why:

1. Sex toys require batteries, and batteries run out. I also never seem to have the correct size batteries when I need them. Men can be fully charged and ready to go just about any time I might need them.

2. Sex toys aren’t sensitive to my responses. Men can adjust touch, tempo and location in response to my reactions. I love that!

3. Sex toys don’t respond to me. Most people, including me, get turned on by seeing or feeling the arousal of their partner. They get the job done, but it’s not nearly as fulfilling as the real thing. It’s kind of like eating tofu instead of a big, juicy steak.

4. A sex toy has one skill. If it’s a vibrator, it vibrates. If it’s a cream or lotion, it either tingles or warms. It’s one-dimensional.

5. Sex toys can’t talk. Whether it’s talking over coffee, or asking me if I like it like THAT during sex, I love talking with my man.

6. Most importantly, as Pinkee has said, there’s nothing quite like a hot, hard, attached-to-a-man penis. The rest of the package is just as delightful as the cock to me. Your hands, your mouth, the expression on your face when I do THAT… mmmm.

Men are amazing. Not only will you never be replaced by sex toys, but you’re essential to life in general. I appreciate so many things about men. From the way you’re handy with tools to the ways you show your love, and everything in between.

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A female reader, SARA234 Armenia +, writes (29 January 2010):

SARA234 agony auntmen have that thick toy & more pleasure

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A female reader, celtic_tiger United Kingdom +, writes (21 January 2010):

celtic_tiger agony auntI agree 100% I LOVE men.

And it really annoys me, when women put them down, and get all self rightious about "being better" and "not being needed".

I for one, wouldnt want to live in a world without men! :)

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A female reader, veronika Australia +, writes (16 January 2010):

veronika agony auntAnyone who thinks that a sex toy is better than a real man needs to get out more.... and find a better sex life...

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A female reader, bootydoctors United States +, writes (12 January 2010):

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bootydoctors agony auntHi, Pinkee here (LIla's partner). I agree, Lila is one helluva woman. These complainers are the unnamed "they", mostly women younger than ourselves, I would say. Thanks for reading!

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A male reader, DoubleM United States +, writes (12 January 2010):

DoubleM agony auntWoman, you have one helluva great attitude, and I like you sense of humor. Who are these complainers?

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